Born too late to explore the Earth. Born too early to explore the stars. Born right on time to explore those monk camps up in the mountains with the ninjas.
"If you can convince people you're rich and know a few fancy words, phrases...hell even some marketing lingo...they'll invest in you. Buy a few good suits and lie your ass off....you'll make it" H.L. Hunt, 1950's oil tycoon.
@Gerardo Ojeda Your PERSPECTIVE of reality is subjective. Things are the way they are, just with slight variations of them depending on what kind of person you are. The issue is when peoples perspective warps it so badly others cannot recognize what they describe anymore and it can become an issue. An example: four people see a poisonous snake. One thinks it's cute, yet understands they should not touch it. One is terrified of the snake and refuse to go near it. The third one hates it and wants to kill it, but doesn't go near it in case it hurts them. The last one doesn't see the snake as dangerous at all, and attempts to grab it. Despite seeing things differently, the first three still have the understanding that it can hurt them. The last one does not, and poses a threat to themselves and anyone close enough to them.
stop with your pretentious pseudo mindflex bullshit please. everybody knows that reality is not 100% the same for everybody but i think we can still work with 99.999999999999999999999% ok? there needs to be some common ground you know, otherwise it wouldn't even make sense that you started this discussion. same with math not working properly in quantum conditions but i can still use my calculator day to day to calculate my groceries price ok? you don't even know hat you are talking about and probably just realized that reality is not 100% the same for everyone 5 minutes ago while being high as a kite in your mommys basement
Scam Ovens. Anyone who pronounces "niche" as "nitch" is a moron and Sam is the biggest moron of all the gurus and their rented book garages/lambos/motorcycle apartments.
how would eating macdonald's affect the ability to generate wealth in the first place? eating cheap food would probably save you money if anything. this dude is a tool
If one day you wake up and you realise you got no valuable skills, you can become a life coach and tell others what skills and habits they should develop. Looks a bit like most of the fitness gurus but does not demonstrate a sign of dedication
@@leemunson8645 I doubt that, even if someone dumb enough to buy his probram, a fair share of it is just returns on all the money that he's spent on youtube ads, he isnt the first he isnt the last to do that.
@@leemunson8645 yea, made "millions" by scamming gullible people on the internet with his overpriced garbage rehashed course. Nothing to be proud of and he doesnt any respect from that even if he makes billions. It just shows he has no morals, no values, no ethics.
If you spend $15 at McDonalds solo you're doing something wrong, but then again $1k for an online course that you can learn for free from REAL entrepreneurs now that's a great investment!
@@traphall yaa right and I think you're one of his pussy followers who even after being informed 1000 times don't understand the cheat behind all those smiling faces on camera.
@@jaijeet7459 Yes, it definitely does seem to be that way by the looks of it. But, if you research him a bit more, you will find interviews of him with major news outlets that took place way before he started consulting.com where he explains how he started his first business snapinspect, which is a legitimate software company that he sold before starting consulting accelerator. This proves that he does know what he is talking about as he has had success in businesses other than info products.
Remember when Kenny KO tried insulting you during his "rebuttal" about having a really low subscriber amount then him? Well, you are now only 6k subscribers away, and you only had to post three videos since you killed Kenny KOs channel to get that, while he has posted 20+ trash videos for like 10k more...you have officially murdered this guy!
@Worry BX Says the no subscriber, no content burner account of Kenny or a follower...sorry, but the evidence Philion supplied over Kenny is overwhelmingly convincing, enough to make Kenny fluster and try and throw together shotty evidence that can be easily seen as false..sorry, can't quite take what you say as factual
@@adamrtt that story has everything to do with Bolt not trusting the food there and nothing with nutritional benefits of mcnuggets, because they are not that nutritionous. Bolt won because he was prepped so well that eating shite for a couple of days did not hold him back
@@onnol917 Yeah this is true, I read that he wasn't sold on the local cuisine. I'm not saying that the McNugget is human rocket fuel, I'm saying that eating the occasional McDonalds isn't going to dash your chances of success in whatever it is that you choose to do. Bolt certainly didn't win because he dropped a thousand dollars on this course.
"All I can think about is Sam oscillating to and fro, revealing that statue's unit in the background" - I was laughing almost too hard to press the Subscribe button.
Brandon Romaine don’t listen to that 17 year old scam artist. Who the fuck would take financial advice from a kid that doesn’t even know what finances are yet 😂 blind sheep
Dude I love that you exist. Its so refreshing to see someone get riled up over all the bullshit that exists on the internet. Keep up the good work bruv
@Lassi Kinnunen I just don't get how the people who buy these things don't realize that the way they make money is by making people like them buy the course!
exposing what. he has shit load of customers and been around for years, its the here today gone tomorrow guys who scammers. go to his channel, endless hour long interviews with customers. i got his product, didnt make millions but nice 6 figs. People get scammed for 100k for college that resulted in jack. They spend money on playstations, vacations for thousands of dollars, buy yeezy's for hundreds of dollars for thousands of dollars but shit themselves on business course for measly 1-2k that can change your life
No idea how that video showed up in my feed other than that I get harassed by those “money making gurus” all the time with their ads after I checked out their stupid videos. This was by far the most entertaining time I ever spent on a UA-cam video 😆 Love it Philion 👊
I got a workout program by Motivated Fit ad before this video and it's so bad it deserves a video from Phill. The irony is so sweet it gave me diabetes
Philion my guy, the merch is top notch and all, but I’ve been feelin the need to show off my nips ya know. Maybe make a stringer for the merch collection? That would be toasty.
I love it when people buy or rent or just plain pay someone to be able to film a video in their home's..!! I've seen quite a few houses, condos, and apartments, on UA-cam with motorcycles in the livingrooms..!! 🤣
I got an ad before this video started to play with a guy showing off his mansion in bali and saying that school is worthless and how you should ’live life to its fullest’
Born too late to explore the Earth.
Born too early to explore the stars.
Born right on time to explore those monk camps up in the mountains with the ninjas.
Sharky Sharklops Profound!
71 percent of the Globe is water. More than 80 percent of said water is unmapped and unexplored. Id say exploring is still an option.
and shit
@1Scuter Even better for OP
@1Scuter Who the fuck wants to explore the ocean? It's dark and you need millions to explore it
sam was that kid in class that ate glue
He's the one that also asked the teacher if he's already tracer
Too much glue on the brain, poor kid
Hes Ralph Wiggum
:((((((
Eats glue, but makes a lot of money.
Sounds like hes winning.
"Up in the mountains with the ninjas"
Didnt know he was a member of the League of Shadows.
s'cam al ghul - demon's ass
His Lazarus pit will guarantee a successful consulting business
Yooooooo!!! Lmao😂🤣😭☠️
“The cool thing about quest bars is you can eat them...”
My god...!!
Kyle Neese 😂😂😂
And they taste like chocolate “kinda”......
You called me ?
I cringed when he said that. I’ve had Quest bars and they are gross. What the heck! Ahah
He’s on to something
"If you can convince people you're rich and know a few fancy words, phrases...hell even some marketing lingo...they'll invest in you. Buy a few good suits and lie your ass off....you'll make it"
H.L. Hunt, 1950's oil tycoon.
Where did you find the quote?
He did a playboy interview in the 60s it's probably from there.
Bro, was he grinding a sword without eye protection. Yup, super smart.
that rolls royce was probably rented
My beautiful and amazing Princess even if it isn’t, it’s a real old one from 2009
You dont need to be smart to become rich and he is a great example for that
But the studies with the ninjas show you don’t need eye protection.
Wow, u are a pussy.
Jesus this dude is so disconnected from reality it’s terrifying
Well he did die for our sins thinking it could save humanity so.............
@Gerardo Ojeda Your PERSPECTIVE of reality is subjective. Things are the way they are, just with slight variations of them depending on what kind of person you are.
The issue is when peoples perspective warps it so badly others cannot recognize what they describe anymore and it can become an issue.
An example: four people see a poisonous snake. One thinks it's cute, yet understands they should not touch it. One is terrified of the snake and refuse to go near it. The third one hates it and wants to kill it, but doesn't go near it in case it hurts them. The last one doesn't see the snake as dangerous at all, and attempts to grab it. Despite seeing things differently, the first three still have the understanding that it can hurt them. The last one does not, and poses a threat to themselves and anyone close enough to them.
stop with your pretentious pseudo mindflex bullshit please. everybody knows that reality is not 100% the same for everybody but i think we can still work with 99.999999999999999999999% ok? there needs to be some common ground you know, otherwise it wouldn't even make sense that you started this discussion.
same with math not working properly in quantum conditions but i can still use my calculator day to day to calculate my groceries price ok? you don't even know hat you are talking about and probably just realized that reality is not 100% the same for everyone 5 minutes ago while being high as a kite in your mommys basement
Scam Ovens. Anyone who pronounces "niche" as "nitch" is a moron and Sam is the biggest moron of all the gurus and their rented book garages/lambos/motorcycle apartments.
Is he? Or are you the one who's delusional and this is a normal reality we all live...?
'You cant eat McDonalds and learn to be rich'
Warren Buffet - eats McDonalds every day
That guy kinda pissed me off. He has a punch able face lol
how would eating macdonald's affect the ability to generate wealth in the first place? eating cheap food would probably save you money if anything. this dude is a tool
Bahhhhhaaaaa
@I am rad You don't need to go to McDonald's to see how it's doing
I got a Tai Lopez ad on this video. LOL.
I thought I was the only one
LOOOL
Same here wtf
Boi you gonna be blessed with NAAALEDGE
Lmao same
Me too
He’s not a scam! He does cardio with no hands !
How can This have no comment
@@Bayer04lev exactly
He doesn't look like he's doing much cardio tbh
"does cardio with no hands" This line always gets me. 😂
It is hilarious, the "rubbing your hands like a fly" always gets me.
Sam Ovens should add “OSMO DJI” to one of his favorite things... 🤣🤣
ScottHermanFitness man I love Scott Herman and I love Sam Ovens. Scott you’d get a lot out of Sam
If one day you wake up and you realise you got no valuable skills, you can become a life coach and tell others what skills and habits they should develop. Looks a bit like most of the fitness gurus but does not demonstrate a sign of dedication
He’s made millions of dollars, how much have you made?
@@leemunson8645 I doubt that, even if someone dumb enough to buy his probram, a fair share of it is just returns on all the money that he's spent on youtube ads, he isnt the first he isnt the last to do that.
@@leemunson8645 yea, made "millions" by scamming gullible people on the internet with his overpriced garbage rehashed course.
Nothing to be proud of and he doesnt any respect from that even if he makes billions. It just shows he has no morals, no values, no ethics.
Lee Munson why would you support someone who scams others
So damn true
Sam the type of guy to remind the teacher to hand out homework
Awstrich facts!
Sam's the type of guy to tell the teacher they have an exam
@Tom Fleming Everyone does
@Tom Fleming That happened once the 4ft kid said to the teacher when do we have our exam "Oh I forgot about it" That little shit
I do that
2 videos in one week?? Christmas came early
Aaron Gesmer I know, I was so happy when this happened.
How come philion doesnt post as frequently after kenny ko video exposed
So did I
Randy Le Kenny KO took a lot of time and energy for him I’m sure
Aaron Gesmer gotta make up for missed time
My business cards are completely blank. I'm to wealthy to take advice from this guy.
you have business cards? pathetic. I soon will transcend into deleting my whole existence so nobody can disturb me during my business lunches anymore
Go back to ur wealthy school and get a refund on ur grammar, it’s too😂
@@Michaelengelmann Go back to your upbringing and get a refund on your sense of humor
Théo right after you
Théo since when was misspelling “to:too” “you’re: your” “were: we’re” become funny?
Sam: "I left my last job because I couldn't do what I wanted to"
Sam's last employer sacked him for not doing his job.
Sam Ovens may own UA-cam advertising.
But he doesn't own adblock plus ;)
Well said Steven. Well said.
@Jymel Ryan don't buy red directly man, get google play music. then you get red for free on top. it's roughly the same price and you get both
@Nate Jones just use youtube vanced
@@RJADHARSH just hit the skip ad button or get thru five secs lol
@Nate Jones Use Aptoid, get any paid app for free.
Is he natty though?
Yea he is
Steroids everywhere
@@jeramiramirez551 r/woosh
Asking the right questions
Griff Duncan natural, naturally steroids
Phillion we need you back buddy.
Callan Taschuk quality over the quantity 💪
If you spend $15 at McDonalds solo you're doing something wrong, but then again $1k for an online course that you can learn for free from REAL entrepreneurs now that's a great investment!
If you spend $15 at McDonald's, you'll be eating for a week.
Who’s the real entrepreneur?
This is hilarious!
You summoned me my Lord?
This Sam guy looks like he broke into the apartment to record that rubbish
Fun fact...he jumped put the fucking window when he heard the door unlock
juggernaut Fight betting tips no, your wrong, he is the housekeeper... he has keys
Zubair Shaik nah he put his maid outfit back on and got back cleaning
hmm thats a good idea . brake into someones mansion record ton of how to get rich schemes and post em on youtube .
Dead 😆😆😆
it’s 2019 you can come back now
him grinding that katana was the most painful experience i've had to sit through
These people are the reason aliens don't talk to us.
hahahahahahaah
"... are the reason aliens don't talk to us"-jokes are the reason aliens don't talk to us.
Hahaha they wouldn’t need to. They will just come and enslave us! “Dumb ass humans”
Sam “Up in the mountains with the ninjas” Owens.
Arno Pisspot Sam „you know those studies that they did with the ninjas and shit“ owens
I thought it was ovens*
Arno "Arno Pisspot" Pisspot
“Monk camp?”
He doesn’t know the word “monastery?!” 😂
I keep watching his videos and I keep getting into the conclusion that this guy is the only honest person on you tube. Mad respect bro.
Great job son
COLLAB
Sam has absolutely zero charisma
But he makes up for it with lies.
Strategic Thinker If you think Sam lies check out his UA-cam videos. Sam is a genius
@@traphall yaa right and I think you're one of his pussy followers who even after being informed 1000 times don't understand the cheat behind all those smiling faces on camera.
@@jaijeet7459 I use to think the same of him, have you checked out his videos.
@@jaijeet7459 Yes, it definitely does seem to be that way by the looks of it. But, if you research him a bit more, you will find interviews of him with major news outlets that took place way before he started consulting.com where he explains how he started his first business snapinspect, which is a legitimate software company that he sold before starting consulting accelerator. This proves that he does know what he is talking about as he has had success in businesses other than info products.
Remember when Kenny KO tried insulting you during his "rebuttal" about having a really low subscriber amount then him? Well, you are now only 6k subscribers away, and you only had to post three videos since you killed Kenny KOs channel to get that, while he has posted 20+ trash videos for like 10k more...you have officially murdered this guy!
@Worry BX Says the no subscriber, no content burner account of Kenny or a follower...sorry, but the evidence Philion supplied over Kenny is overwhelmingly convincing, enough to make Kenny fluster and try and throw together shotty evidence that can be easily seen as false..sorry, can't quite take what you say as factual
Philion tries a little to hard to he funny !
This aged well since Phillion has like 200k more now
My guy... Kinobody and Jon Skywalker is having a huge beef on IG. You gotta make a video on this lmao
kiNOBODY CARES/CARED
Only me that finds it satisfying when Phil swears?
Did he just talk trash about McDonald's?! Yeah that's when we throw hands.
Usain Bolt ate 100 McNuggets each day in Beijing and set three new world records in the process.
McDonald's tastes like shit
I wouldn’t mind eating their fries, nowadays. As for the rest? Not so much.
@@adamrtt that story has everything to do with Bolt not trusting the food there and nothing with nutritional benefits of mcnuggets, because they are not that nutritionous. Bolt won because he was prepped so well that eating shite for a couple of days did not hold him back
@@onnol917 Yeah this is true, I read that he wasn't sold on the local cuisine. I'm not saying that the McNugget is human rocket fuel, I'm saying that eating the occasional McDonalds isn't going to dash your chances of success in whatever it is that you choose to do. Bolt certainly didn't win because he dropped a thousand dollars on this course.
Now I gotta take my phone number outta my email signature so I don’t look like a broke boi, if you didn’t make this video I’d never know. Ty brudda
"All I can think about is Sam oscillating to and fro, revealing that statue's unit in the background" - I was laughing almost too hard to press the Subscribe button.
Phillion might be the funniest dude I've ever heard 😂
Yeaaa i've never heard of him but he's hilarious, gonna follow
Try dunkey
@@aryamik9722 check out diesel patches too
Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed😂
Eh he’s like penguinz0 light. IB4 HURR DURR YOURE RESPONDING TO 2 YEAR OLD COMMENT HURRR DURR. It’s still relevant.
How does McDonalds compare to a $1,000 program teaching you how to get rich🤯😂
You're gonna be disappointed with you paychecks either way
*$997
Brandon Romaine don’t listen to that 17 year old scam artist. Who the fuck would take financial advice from a kid that doesn’t even know what finances are yet 😂 blind sheep
Only 1 actually satisfies you
Spot on
Dude speaks in slow motion, is like his neurons take time to make connections.
When you said “Scam Ovens” I burst out in laughter 😂
When Philion gets out of the fitness niche, everyone is at risk.
Sparkling water tastes like TV static
Flavored sparkling water...
Aka shitty soda
I like sparkling water but never had lacroix is it good? I never had good tasting flavored sparkling water
Last time I saw static on a TV was 2002, would rather taste 2002 than this shit to be honest.
"When you get a Mac, you are being diddled by the ghost of Steve Jobs". Fucking amazing.
Dude I love that you exist. Its so refreshing to see someone get riled up over all the bullshit that exists on the internet. Keep up the good work bruv
Wait so spending $15 on McDonald's means that I can't complain about getting scammed for thousands?
@Lassi Kinnunen I just don't get how the people who buy these things don't realize that the way they make money is by making people like them buy the course!
@@mikelomez9313 At least when you buy the mcdonalds you get what you paid for
exposing what. he has shit load of customers and been around for years, its the here today gone tomorrow guys who scammers. go to his channel, endless hour long interviews with customers. i got his product, didnt make millions but nice 6 figs.
People get scammed for 100k for college that resulted in jack. They spend money on playstations, vacations for thousands of dollars, buy yeezy's for hundreds of dollars for thousands of dollars but shit themselves on business course for measly 1-2k that can change your life
Click on a video called the biggest scam and got a Tai Lopez ad 😂.
nobu Ruiz BRUH I GOT A SAM OVENS AD
Same!!
Got one of those fuckers ad too.
here in my garage
Go to Grant Cardone and you'll be amazed
5:48 "The way you focus is through elimination of distraction."
That is just a definition of the word focus.
No idea how that video showed up in my feed other than that I get harassed by those “money making gurus” all the time with their ads after I checked out their stupid videos. This was by far the most entertaining time I ever spent on a UA-cam video 😆 Love it Philion 👊
Your 0 to 100 and back to 0 in an instant commentary style is why I'm here. Never change.
Never heard of him, and I'm on UA-cam quite a lot
lmao no ur not, i litterly see his adds everyday xD
He's everywhere on Facebook spaming the fuck of it
flaffa besseling I spent around 2 hours a day on youtube and i have bever seen his ads.
@@iamwritingrightnow8217 lol i just saw his add opening ur reply XD, no fkn joke
Fr, me too
the monk place.... u mean a monastery 😂🤦🏾♂️
‘Studies up in the mountain with the ninjas and shit’ lmao 😂
Philion is the reason I havent died from youtube cancer 😂
Are we not going to talk about how he was filming during a earthquake?
I lost it at "up in the mountains with the ninjas". LMAO.
I had an aneurysm when Sam Ovens was “sharpening” that katana with a fucking angle grinder.
You forgot Kenny KO
Isn't he dead or smth?
Kenny KO’d? He’s dead
Isn’t he six feet under
Have you seen his beard?! I swear he cant criticize anyone with that chin strap he has 🤮
@@rishubhs4517 can you read?
Lmao that P.E.N.I.S. acronym, Phil you're a legend.
irunthepeg I thought I was the only one who noticed 😂
Whatta guy 🤙🏼😂
Nobody noticed
Where is u, we need vids
I’m a fan of sam ovens... this is fucking hilarious
I got a Tai Lopez AD before the video 😂😂
*_things that are good_*
*_ad placements_*
You can tell a lot by speech and vocabulary.. when I heard ninjas .... I died
Telling people who are trying to create a business to turn off his UA-cam and Facebook is probably his best advice
i got an ad with daddy lopez
1:15
I guess the First thing off the List is use a Potato to Film his Million Dollar Penthouse Suit....
Then his Quef Bars.
Dude that Quef Bar thing really got to me, been laughing a good three minutes off it. Thanks
New subscriber. This was comedic gold😆😆😆. Brutal honesty MUCH appreciated .
The fact that this dude doesn't have a bottle of San Pellegrino in his fridge should be considered a crime.
I got a sam ovens ad before this vid lol
Philion is bringing edge to youtube back
"Up in the mountains wth the Ninjas" made me spray carbonated flavoured water all over the place!
Bro this is hands down one of your funniest videos idk why I’m finding this now, but I’m glad I did
Well I just got an ad telling me 3 tips on how to become rich .
Thanks UA-cam.
The only good thing about him is that he sounds like Korg from Thor Ragnarok
The ending tho so true “get on my level pussboi “ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥😂
Up on the mountain with the ninjas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jesus Christ I thought the video had already started but it was one of his ads.
this channel is proper quality content
I love how people make it sound like "so hey I quit my job and immediately started my own company" like it's so easy lmao
Sanding down a fake sword is 1 of the best ways to spend your time..!! 🤣
That outro had me moist
Can you do a video in these 22 yr old day trading "experts"?
Lots of runescape merching practice when they were 10
@@chrism45 buying rune scimmy 25k selling rune scimmy 30k
I got a workout program by Motivated Fit ad before this video and it's so bad it deserves a video from Phill.
The irony is so sweet it gave me diabetes
I lost it at the part where he mentions ninjas in the mountains....
“List of things that are good”
Wonder if his secret to success is a small loan of fourteen million dollars.
“Ayo you know them studies they did up in the mountains with the ninjas n shit” KILLED ME
God finally someone calling out sam ovens lol
Philion my guy, the merch is top notch and all, but I’ve been feelin the need to show off my nips ya know. Maybe make a stringer for the merch collection? That would be toasty.
Can you do a video on David Laids BS “Power Effect” subscription based program?
Yes please, the way he explicitly pitches it to insecure teens reeks of scumminess
Do it Phil
He won't they're good friends.
Iirc it's the same as the "Power Building" program he used to sell. Phil has covered that.
lmaooo his ad came on before watching this
Philion is like the Penguinz0 of the fitness world and it's amazing.
Wait, did that last dude just basically claim paying for food is a scam? Lol
Paying for junk food that simply damages your DNA and makes you tired is definitely a scam.
How does it damage ones dna and make them tired?
I love it when people buy or rent or just plain pay someone to be able to film a video in their home's..!! I've seen quite a few houses, condos, and apartments, on UA-cam with motorcycles in the livingrooms..!! 🤣
“With the ninjas” he should get an extra million for that line and Phill should get double 😂
He sounds like a kid explaining his favourite toy to the class during show and tell.
Sundays with 🅱️hilion
5:21 Wow... an angle grinder with no guard, he's not wearing gloves or a face shield... brilliant guy!
I got an ad before this video started to play with a guy showing off his mansion in bali and saying that school is worthless and how you should ’live life to its fullest’
He's reviewing his apartment on acid "this is good"