Phillion plz plz do a jeff nippard fitness flop or something like that. He's bad at training. I think, Perhaps you would know better. Thanks for the incredible content! :)
Audio mixing is fucking on point with this upload. Zero clipping. Excellent job. I do have to say the audio is low however. Please look into using an audio compressor to "normalize" the audio to make the soundstage a little more uniform and louder while avoiding clipping. The compressor doesn't actually "compress" audio more than it normalizes it which is odd I know. Its a pain in the ass but you've come a long way keep it up brother!
@@ThingsILikke it's a channel joke from Birdman / "OMGitsBirdman" (his old name), where the joke refers to video game difficulty selections. Ex: an attractive girl who goes on tinder and only puts her cashapp/venmo link in her bio and receives hundreds to thousands of dollars from cucked men is a girl who lives on recruit difficulty (the easiest difficulty in video game campaign games). EDIT: we can take it further and say that has life so easy that she lives on recruit difficulty, playing against bots in custom game and gave the controller to her brother who has aimbot on. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Sadly those days are over. All he cares about is whatever is trending for UA-cam views. The current state of UA-cam creators simply doing “reaction” videos is where the views are.
@@jerrodbates8480 but not necessarily exclusive. Also, pretty sure some people see a regular prostitute without pretending its anything else, so long term ain't a factor...
Interviewer : : Hey Becca : What are you? - I'm a sugar baby : Whats that? - I swallow my clients babies whenever he wants me to blöw him : Is that all you do? - Of course not, I also get anåly drilled and get my intestines filled with his babies : So you're a hôe - No, not just a hōe but a Super hōe : What's a super höe? - A super hōe is a hõe that is proud of being a hōe, telling everyone else she's not a höe wile having a höe job and charging overpriced for it : Becca you're truly the lowest of the low - I know, it's called being a Millennial Instagram THOT and it's amazing : How is that amazing - It's amazing because I have absolutely no self respect or dignity for myself and my body : What about feminăzis Becca, aren't you afraid they'll end your prosperous höe life? - Absolutely not, you see the best thing about this is that feminåzis can't and won't speak about us because we claim to be independent entrepreneur brave woman that has the privilege of being entitled so in a way we are everything they preach and at the same time we are everything they stand against, isn't it funny? Client - Becca time for milk swallow now - I'm coming honey..
@Mig G Drfv Gftyf If for some reason people would just speak the truth it would be awesome! Anyway.. I can't even write a comment without UA-cam auto censorship logarithm deleting it so I have to change some letters to get away with it... Pathetic
@@ThingsILikke No, escort & sugar baby are quite different. "Escort" is basically a nicer word for whore or prostitute, and "escort" usually ranges from mid to higher tier women in terms of price and how attractive they are (whore and prostitute refer to anything from bottom tier [meth addicted worn-out motel crawler with the 20 dollar BJ] to absolute best you can get [full GF experience including sleepover with women that'd be considered as a solid 9 on every continent of the world & cost you 2000 bucks an hour]. I'd say that the "sugar babies" definitely get the better deal, they usually fuck way less than escorts and they get paid way more for the service that they provide. Sorry if this sounds kinda harsh or inconsiderate, but I think it describes both terms and the differences between them quite well.
i once saw an article about a similar page that was advertised around universities and endorsed as an easy way to pay for your education and the thought alone made me want to eradicate everyone that is involved in this sugar daddy shit.
Need to thank you for your videos Philion. I showed them to my mother when she was in a lot of pain from cancer treatment and really depressed and your jokes were one of the few things that made her smile and feel better. She got through chemo and radiation and tomorrow is her surgery date, wish her luck!
"well actually phillion, they're two consenting adults and they're really not hurting anyone so what's the big deal?" "Okay, but it's fucking gross and I'm allowed to make fun of them for it." I lost it.
The fuck are we supposed to think if that dude was THAT mad, he would just go "Oh my bad dude, didn't realize you just fixed it...after you just bought it. Here lemme give you a ride back."
Lol for real , My girl already feels My Dick pounding the cervix , And My dick isnt even 8 inches. I guesse Its a part of the advertisement 🤔. I really dont know Why she Said that TBH.
Hahahahahaha “This one time he farted on my face and parted my hair” HAHAHAHAHAHA I literally spit out my water when I heard that. Too funny brother! Keep the great content coming Bud!
what's even more sad is the fact that a lot of "Sugar Daddies" don't do anything sexual. literally pay a 20 yearold thousands a week just to talk to them
Everyone know nothing's REALLY free, but it's kind of interesting to see all the ways it plays out when people pretend they're having their cake and eating it too
@@PhilTheThrill "Please return these drugs to this address" Yes because that's totally how people talk. And that's totally how people hold guns. And when you find someone tied up in a trunk, you probably should leave them tied and gagged while you asked them questions. The only people you're fooling are young kids, and you're a terrible influence on them. Find a real source of income.
and way more expensive to live to the "dream to make it in LA" yea.... no most don't make it and again expensive as fuck over there prices rising here in NYC too to damn all those beaches, weed shops, food so ut there (wanna try) to really tho? we talking the middle class areas or them GTA side mission type areas i kid but i wanna know lol
5:43 - I have a teenage daughter and a newborn daughter... I would burn the world to the ground to get to the guy who convinced either one of them that this is a perfectly okay thing and that it's not prostitution. Even if she wasn't having sex initially, you know she's probably going to be at some point. And the last thing that I would want to do is raise either of them to be completely 100% dependent on somebody else without having earned anything for themselves. You're doing your kids a great disservice by being "okay with it"
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Phillion plz plz do a jeff nippard fitness flop or something like that. He's bad at training. I think, Perhaps you would know better. Thanks for the incredible content! :)
PLS MAKE A VIDEO WHERE YOU GET ON THE SUGARBOOK SITE WITH YOUR HEAD BUT LOOKING LIKE A GIRL
WhxFIGHTx Gerard No he’s not wtf🧐🤣🤣
Audio mixing is fucking on point with this upload. Zero clipping. Excellent job. I do have to say the audio is low however. Please look into using an audio compressor to "normalize" the audio to make the soundstage a little more uniform and louder while avoiding clipping. The compressor doesn't actually "compress" audio more than it normalizes it which is odd I know. Its a pain in the ass but you've come a long way keep it up brother!
@@gerardvandenboogaard5801 boy wth are you talking about
"He farted on my face and parted my hair" LMFAOOOOOOOO
Dude that was funny af lol
@@g_raff_har8518 The laugh after he said that lol
That got me 2. Looooooooool ☠️
That's poetry, my dude.
or when he slipes in my arse by mistake
The acting in that sugar daddy commercial is atrocious.
I’m 99% sure sugarbook is a front for sex trafficking
Actrocious
Jack Sharp it seems like it
@@jackalnut3034 your absolutely right
@@jackalnut3034 I came up wit same idea after I went to da website from here smfh
Phil you're starting to look more and more like Abella Danger and it's scaring me
Hahahahahah Wtf
Connor Wiles not my proudest wank..
Stay strong, it's no nut november.
Can't see it bro, but anyway I gotta gerk off now
sigh...
* unzips *
1:50..."four years ago, I was sitting in class, my teachers telling me I wouldn't amount to anything"
They weren't wrong.
🤣🤣 true. They are probably even more disappointed in him then they were already.
“Living life in recruit difficulty” 😂. Learning from THE legend Birdman
vicarchilajr98 YEEEESSS
Lemme catch my son living on recruit difficulty.
veteran/realistic difficulty gang where yall at
Lol what does that mean
@@ThingsILikke it's a channel joke from Birdman / "OMGitsBirdman" (his old name), where the joke refers to video game difficulty selections.
Ex: an attractive girl who goes on tinder and only puts her cashapp/venmo link in her bio and receives hundreds to thousands of dollars from cucked men is a girl who lives on recruit difficulty (the easiest difficulty in video game campaign games).
EDIT: we can take it further and say that has life so easy that she lives on recruit difficulty, playing against bots in custom game and gave the controller to her brother who has aimbot on.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
wow jake paul has been looking at supreme patty's homework
Its is him the almighty space ranger
wassup astronaut atozy
Last time I was this early, Phillion was still making fitness content and exposing frauds
i mean he is talking about frauds we all know are frauds /shrug
Burnt Orange yeah but it’s straight dog shit💀
He stopped lifting. Look how he covers his neck and stays bundled the fuck up
Sadly those days are over. All he cares about is whatever is trending for UA-cam views. The current state of UA-cam creators simply doing “reaction” videos is where the views are.
I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS maybe, maybe he hadn’t who knows
sugar baby is just a nice and socially acceptable way of saying prostitution
Its exclusive.... Long term prostitution
@@jerrodbates8480 but not necessarily exclusive. Also, pretty sure some people see a regular prostitute without pretending its anything else, so long term ain't a factor...
So are some marriages
And 6-in is big?? Funniest thing I've heard all day!
It's not prostitution in prostitution people fuck and forget. in the sugar business, you fuck and you stay
need a sugar daddy that pays for my supplements and gym fees
Find some old milf or gay man lol
Depending on how ripped you are, I'm sure you could find one. Good luck!
Oh poor althani 🤧🤧🤧
I need a sugar mommy 🤣🤣
I can help
LMFAO "Is a sugar baby prostitution?" "YES, YES it is." Hahahahahaha
“It just prostitution with extra steps”
PortfolioPL that’s just slavery with extra steps.
Damian Cundiff slaves don’t get paid. unless you mean being paid is that extra step.
@@beatsbyelvis6890 he's just referring to one of rick and Morty dialogue
Interviewer :
: Hey Becca
: What are you?
- I'm a sugar baby
: Whats that?
- I swallow my clients babies whenever he wants me to blöw him
: Is that all you do?
- Of course not, I also get anåly drilled and get my intestines filled with his babies
: So you're a hôe
- No, not just a hōe but a Super hōe
: What's a super höe?
- A super hōe is a hõe that is proud of being a hōe, telling everyone else she's not a höe wile having a höe job and charging overpriced for it
: Becca you're truly the lowest of the low
- I know, it's called being a Millennial Instagram THOT and it's amazing
: How is that amazing
- It's amazing because I have absolutely no self respect or dignity for myself and my body
: What about feminăzis Becca, aren't you afraid they'll end your prosperous höe life?
- Absolutely not, you see the best thing about this is that feminåzis can't and won't speak about us because we claim to be independent entrepreneur brave woman that has the privilege of being entitled so in a way we are everything they preach and at the same time we are everything they stand against, isn't it funny?
Client - Becca time for milk swallow now
- I'm coming honey..
@Mig G Drfv Gftyf
If for some reason people would just speak the truth it would be awesome!
Anyway.. I can't even write a comment without UA-cam auto censorship logarithm deleting it so I have to change some letters to get away with it... Pathetic
To each his own but this is essentially a modern day concubine.
Without the impregnating part to produce a capable heir to the throne of the Byzantine Empire
@@RamonSanders lmao
@@RamonSanders YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
I’m so poor I’ve never even heard of the term “sugar baby”
It's basically a loser paying for a spoiled girl's attention who has no redeeming qualities as well
Ngl sugar baby is a term wish I never knew.
I've heard of it but if I was rich, I'd meet a decent woman instead of these tramps..😏
It’s usually an old guy that pays to control and disrespect a younger woman, it’s a nicer way of saying “escort”
@@ThingsILikke No, escort & sugar baby are quite different. "Escort" is basically a nicer word for whore or prostitute, and "escort" usually ranges from mid to higher tier women in terms of price and how attractive they are (whore and prostitute refer to anything from bottom tier [meth addicted worn-out motel crawler with the 20 dollar BJ] to absolute best you can get [full GF experience including sleepover with women that'd be considered as a solid 9 on every continent of the world & cost you 2000 bucks an hour]. I'd say that the "sugar babies" definitely get the better deal, they usually fuck way less than escorts and they get paid way more for the service that they provide.
Sorry if this sounds kinda harsh or inconsiderate, but I think it describes both terms and the differences between them quite well.
i once saw an article about a similar page that was advertised around universities and endorsed as an easy way to pay for your education and the thought alone made me want to eradicate everyone that is involved in this sugar daddy shit.
Need to thank you for your videos Philion. I showed them to my mother when she was in a lot of pain from cancer treatment and really depressed and your jokes were one of the few things that made her smile and feel better. She got through chemo and radiation and tomorrow is her surgery date, wish her luck!
Praying for your mom.
@@Batman-ml1qb Thank you!!!
Really hope she gets better man ! Don t give up 😋
@@keke-br6ql thank you! I'm going to show her these comments before she goes in tomorrow ☺️
Prayers from India , hope she gets better , stay strong man
What a coincidence,Kenny KO just started a podcast called "The Monday Marinara"
This is some quality Philion content.
As usual.
I agree
“When he farted on my face and parted my hair” bro that killed me 😂
I'm pretty sure Brofessor Dom Mazzetti also said he would be doing weekly uploads
We all know what that means. "3 months later"
He does, it's just beta males can't see the videos... Sorry mate
Lander talkin about beta males while he upvotes his own comments
@@rykehuss3435 your mom upvoted my comment aswell
New videos! every.......... time rent is due
Lmmfao when she asked if it’s prostitution we said “YES” at the same time
Philion about to hit that sweet 400k, I see you 👀
Best of luck on the podcast, you and Vinny make a great team and I know you'll do well!
Job done
“Sending this thing around the world 4 times via carrier pigeon”💀
Damn phil is deep diving into the abyss of the worst social media trash there is 😅
"Chad Cuckington XIII"
"Archduke Antonio Balacaster IV"
"well actually phillion, they're two consenting adults and they're really not hurting anyone so what's the big deal?"
"Okay, but it's fucking gross and I'm allowed to make fun of them for it."
I lost it.
I wasnt ready for the power of your "daddies"
He wines me,
He dines me,
Then 69's me.
😂😂😂😂
The bird man recruit difficulty reference hit me where I live
“Poor Kyle from intro to philosophy” 😂😂
"that's a brand new bike"
1 second later: "I just fixed that bike"
The fuck are we supposed to think if that dude was THAT mad, he would just go "Oh my bad dude, didn't realize you just fixed it...after you just bought it. Here lemme give you a ride back."
Ok, so I'm not the only one that stuck with
Imagine being the Third Eye of Truth's parents coming home from church early and hearing him recording this video at 10:09
"The bigger the better" until you literally spear the woman's cervix like a Spartan.
ROFL. Big dicks are never attached to old, rich guys. It's always the young, dumb and broke types. It's what we call Karma...
wincrasher2007 or the really tall ones with skinny legs, like Tommy Lee
@Zev Love X I was talking in general but that can be true also
Lol for real , My girl already feels My Dick pounding the cervix , And My dick isnt even 8 inches. I guesse Its a part of the advertisement 🤔. I really dont know Why she Said that TBH.
@@wincrasher2007 seen a lot of dicks?
You just know that “Sugar baby” is being passed around like a dank ass blunt by Chad and his rich friends.
“Living life on recruit difficulty” - shoutout my boy bird man ‼️😂
Hahahahahaha “This one time he farted on my face and parted my hair” HAHAHAHAHAHA I literally spit out my water when I heard that. Too funny brother! Keep the great content coming Bud!
That "sugar baby" doesn't even need time to think about her answers to all these questions coming in, how realistic...
That's what ticked you off?
@@steinshum3069 Yeah because if you're trying to convince people then at least try and make it look real 😂
@@ClouduSan nah... they did it on purpose. They were trying to copy the Vogue 73 Questions style
what's even more sad is the fact that a lot of "Sugar Daddies" don't do anything sexual. literally pay a 20 yearold thousands a week just to talk to them
IM STRAIGHT BUT THAT PIC OF PHILION WITH STRAIGHT HAIR GOT ME SHOOK
No you're not.
Gay
I've got some news for you buddy...
Geh
Her answers are very sincere and spontaneous
8:23 I’ve never seen a flatter @ss
Holy shit, get a load of this, didn't even catch that
Haha that's what I said ... Suger daddy aiming low.... Or maybe he's like an Epstein
fearlessreview
That’s why I’m not really into the Asian gals. Flattest behinds of all.
@@timothyo718
Like a CD case
Bro what is that wtf
8:45 I'm sure Chad Cuckington XIII is looking for 6' 3" three eyed ladies.
Are we going to talk about how Sugarbook sounds like a good way to get trafficked? Sounds sketchy af
Maybe that's why the girls an Asian.
“You didn’t see the drone entering the compound Becca!”
¡Mission failed we’ll get them next time!
When you said "daddiiiee" I died bro lmao
*DADDYYYYYYYYY*
Philion, your uploads bring joy to my heart
Dont skip hair day boys and you can end up like Philion
Henry Batson we all want to have his hair
OG Creative YES
Everyone know nothing's REALLY free, but it's kind of interesting to see all the ways it plays out when people pretend they're having their cake and eating it too
“Slurp slop blue 42 from behind” 😈
Right up there with the Gluck Gluck 9000
Don't knock it till you try it
Wtf....the sugar baby part had me dying!! They couldn’t keep they accents in check lmao
tremendous mane my guy
Bruh, you should be the one that has millions of views because this content is absolutely gold. Can’t wait to have you on my podcast someday.
“King” of “fake” content where am I
Tommy Mx shut the hell up you pleb.
@@PhilTheThrill "Please return these drugs to this address"
Yes because that's totally how people talk.
And that's totally how people hold guns.
And when you find someone tied up in a trunk, you probably should leave them tied and gagged while you asked them questions.
The only people you're fooling are young kids, and you're a terrible influence on them. Find a real source of income.
PhilTheThrill get a fucking job dawg
@@EpicPancakes6 why are you mad💀 he's probably making most people's salary in month why tf would he get a "real" job like your miserable self
@@Mandelasmind Dunno...some kinda moral compas maybe?
Thanks for not having a shit load of commercials. Keep up the good content.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU NEED PHILION CONTENT TILL YOU WATCH IT AHHH
The way you spot bullshit and address it is comedy gold dog.
The audio is really low for me, and im at max volume
Ur phones broken
@@GayahakJ Nope the audio on this sucks
Turn it to 11.
@@c.j.8194 Works perfectly for me, UA-cam's fucking up
Traico well turn it up louder
Hilarious video as always man 🔥🔥🔥 btw this girl is one of the reason why humanity can really suck sometimes
"daaaaddddyyyyyyyyy-ahhhhh"
Dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ricardo 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 six feet under
Bro that New York comment is so accurate. Same deal with LA, I don’t know why everybody wants to live there it legitimately smells like a dump.
and way more expensive to live to the "dream to make it in LA" yea.... no most don't make it and again expensive as fuck over there prices rising here in NYC too
to damn all those beaches, weed shops, food so ut there (wanna try) to really tho? we talking the middle class areas or them GTA side mission type areas
i kid but i wanna know lol
That girl was so repulsive I wouldn't do her even if I was getting paid
Shes average at best
Struggle snuggle and then dip.
Stop lying
@@herbdias8702 Right? I think I've never seen someone so ugly in my whole life.
Dont worry mate, she goes for creepy old dudes and thinks its better because of the paycheck... I mean allowance. Shes off the market for us peasants
My man, you are absolutely hilarious!!! Keep up the good work!!!!!
“How is this not selling your body?” 😂😂😂😂😂
Because she "loves him"
The amount of content, the sense of humor, the calling out the bs..... just a simple masterpiece of a video
i cant describe how much i love this guy and his content and sense of humour,he legits brings joy to me,thx Phil
Wanted to say something similar but you nailed it. 👌💯
@@Modioman69 thanks,have a good one
Dude the slurp slop 42 from behind 😂🙌🏾
$5000 a month? Looks like im about to get a sex change and become a sugar baby. It'll pay for itself in a couple of years
Wonder what the losses would be if the results cost a unwanted child or stds
Unknown yeah cos people are dying to fuck intersex aliens
Im a guy and make that much from sugar daddies I’m not even gay and don’t even fuck them. Just let them touch me and worship me.
Eric Leavitt where at bro? I wanna jump on the train.
I love this one! " This video is like a time capsule from 2004". Excellent !
The three eyed raven has finally returned :D
"New York is really cool until you smell it." My sister has lived in NYC since she was 18. My favorite is the trash bags on the sidewalk.
This man is so real, I love it
I dip in and out of your videos every 18 months or so -- and your way with words makes me howl every fucking time. Don't change dude.
14:08 "WTF you doing that's a new bike"
5 seconds later
"I just fixed that bike dude"
wtf?
Anyone who participated in the creating of that commercial need to be put down.
This had me laughing out loud on the treadmill at my gym 😂
You are the best roaster i hv ever seen in youtube! Keep it up abella danger! 😂
"Slurp slop blue 42 from behind" bahaha! 😂😂😂
philion vids are always fire
12:52 Gotta love how the dude just points a gun at a guy they're trying to save, or an AK at a drug dealer like "yo, i think i have your drugs bro!"
5:43 - I have a teenage daughter and a newborn daughter... I would burn the world to the ground to get to the guy who convinced either one of them that this is a perfectly okay thing and that it's not prostitution. Even if she wasn't having sex initially, you know she's probably going to be at some point. And the last thing that I would want to do is raise either of them to be completely 100% dependent on somebody else without having earned anything for themselves. You're doing your kids a great disservice by being "okay with it"
Sheesh, someone’s been using Head & Shoulders!
Kyle from Intro to Philosophy... too fucking funny. You've got a top class chirp repertoire.
those diamonds on the chain are faker than my girlfriend that goes to another school
The idea with the video disect from subscribers is amazing. Lets do this for the future growth of your channel philion 👌
did anyone catch that “life on recruit difficulty” my mans learning birdman ways
😂😂 bruh... dunno why I chose this one but you got yourself a subscriber.. you’re hilarious 🤣🙏🏾
"When he farted on my face and parted my hair."lmao
SOOOOOOO CLOSE TO 400k congrats g
"Oh no is a brand new bike. Stop. Stop. My bike." His acting skills...
Bruh-"Chad Cuckington the 13th" is hands-down the best insult I think I have ever heard. Fuckin fire, son.
Girl wanders around the house and then randomly bends over and shoots one pool ball in the middle of the interview. What.
Phil , you are the best thing to happen in my life on UA-cam. Thank you Phil , thank you .
I love how they advertise it as if it is an easy dating club to earn money. When in reality it is pretty much a legal prostitution ring.
This is the only one of your videos that actually made me throw up into my mouth a little bit. Im glad my twin 5 yos are boys. Love your channel.
Philion be breaking the sound barrier with his vocal gains.
The sound can't keep up
Been watching you for close to 2 years now and I love your content
00:39 When he said “trends, games” I heard “trans, gay...” LMAO I thought I didn’t realise Philion was a pro LGBT activist lol
Need that Philion Discord. Also needing a deep dive into the Genovaverse histories.
I came in my Cargo shorts when i saw a new vid from the man himself
This channel is underrated