The Dutch - Hanseatic Conflict - EU4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- EU4 MP in a nutshell
(Europa Universalis 4 multiplayer diplomacy/international relations in a nutshell)
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Bo - Morocco// Thomas - München/ Bavaria // Swimmy - Holland// Braun - Japan // Schäfer - Geneva/ Switzerland // Jake - Karaman // ISP - New Zealand // Vik - Florence // College - Lübeck // Greg - Siam
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sender du til vejle for mig så?
Why
Lmao
first
Hopefully the cocter heals golden
Hope they get to heal Swimmy’s forëskin as well
#Pray4Golden
Cockter
MY EYE
What's a coctor? Is it a 'surprise' doctor? Does he heal you from behind?
"I have *altered* the deal. *Pray* I don't alter it any further." -Swimmy to literally everybody he's had an alliance with.
"this deal keeps getting worse every minute!" his former allies.
Dude, I love your name and picture, especially because I get the meme. That was the greatest plan!
"i am a staunch national socialist" -darth swimmy the wise
@@wetwillyis_1881 “This is the greatest PLAAAAAAAAAAANNN!”
Sigma Male Swimmy
Everyone thinks of the sandwich that led to the death of Franz Ferdinand
Nobody thinks of the hot dog that led to the death of Holland’s army
Fuckin what?
@@YukariAkiyama66 The assassination of Austro-Hungarian Archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the start of WWI, and thus is pretty famous. The assassin improvised his killing after seeing the Archduke (whose driver had taken a wrong turn) parked outside the deli he was eating a sandwich in. That’s the sandwich that killed Franz Ferdinand.
And the hot dog part is explained in the video. Thomas ended up accidentally killing a major force of Holland in the game because he was AFK and eating a hot dog.
@@zewhatyouwannasay wait didnt he shoot him in his car ?
@@abdallasaid6555 Yeah but the original plan was to use bombs but it failed and Franz for some reason decided to keep the tour going and their car ended up running into the guy who was eating a sandwich.
@@senuwijamunige8142 he wants to visit members of the guard who were wounded in the attack and were recovering in a hospital
I love how even when College is absolutely l i v i d he still sounds like hes giddy and smiling
Its like you can hear the dimples in his voice, lmao
He can't help it. He's just too much of a wholesome guy.
Everyone kicking Swimmy around until the rules *accidentally get brought up*
Swimmy: If you give me trade power, I'll give you the province
College: 'Yeah sure'
Swimmy: I can't give you the province, it's still against the rules.
The art of the deal
-Donald Trump
Ya know, Bo's funny "How am i a rat, Swimmy is sitting right here!" seems fairly accurate when you think about it
@@e.eriksson8191 What episode was that from again? I am too lazy to recheck.
@@mrturtle5161 that was the "german supremecy" vicky ii video
@@johnyu4436 Thank you very much!
The countryballs make the EU4 eps so much better to watch, please keep those in
He will
Hi Rengor! I like your vids
2 seconds in and Golden already lost
i don’t see it being rare
Think critically!
@@thefrenchareharlequins2743 doesn’t use his stockpile which gives 15 tanks
golden loooooooooooose
@@thefrenchareharlequins2743 golden cannot think right
His mom gave him food poisoning and this was her reasoning
"Can't lose if you don't play"
Still lost tho
He lost before he started playing because spilling out of both ends ain’t fun
Those hour long arguments about a single province are so classical eu4 multiplayer
Just like in real life
Add another chapter into the “Swimmy fucking over College” book.
Its becoming multi-volume by the day
Watch as they play tarkov and swimmy turns friendly fire off.
3:52 ah yes the famous occurrence of a Bavarian general outmaneuvering a dutch army while consuming a slice of meat between two adjoined pieces of bread. He was quoted of saving "Heisse hund!" or "Hot dog!" when an advisor brought him a message from a commander at the front detailing the retreat of the dutch, and thus, the food was then named the Hotdog.
while consuming a sausage encased in a loaf of bread?not just any meat and its not two pieces of bread joined together its one split open
This is now canon in my life now.
Swimmy based in this episode? Let's find out
Swimmy's always based
swigma
Swinning
He was right
Swimmy is always based
Braun playing TNO sounds so cursed. Georgy Zhukov unifies russia by screaming that all the other nations broke the flag rule
Then the super event and earape "We are the army of the people" sounds
@@vicentebravo6318 "Stop enabling him." 🤣
screaming at the custom guis that they are exploiting
I hope the cockter treats him well
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The swigma male grindset is here.
Lots of classic themes in this one
Swimmy being a rat
Golden losing
Braun eating
don't forget college being thrown under the bus
I really hope there's a part 2 titled "18 hours of College dabbing on Swimmy"
Spoiler as someone who watched the stream:
part two is the natives rightfully assfucking the colonizers
@@dogAB I hate how the new update made the natives so ahistorically and retardedly overpowered. What the fuck was paradox thinking, now I have to play with like 3 different mods that nerf the natives down to more realistic and balanced levels so I can actually have fun playing a game.
@@snandrew6094 I haven't played EU4 in years, what have they done this time?
@@snandrew6094 You mean Paradox unbalanced their own game with DLC? I am positively shocked by this development!
Yeah it’s stupid, the natives can get up to like 30-60 development in their capital by the time colonials get there, they can then magically colonize provinces in a small area around them taking up space in the new world. Their armies can get ridiculously large now because of these changes too colonial nations will straight up die to natives right away without help from their overlords, so it makes it literally impossible for ai colonizers to take North America and really tedious even for players.
Funny thing is that Bo himself was breaking the rules himself, and none of the rest didn't realize it when I watch the first half of the stream.
One of the rules were that only Christian Europeans can establish colonies, yet as Muslim North Africans, Bo create a colony in Brazil.
They did. His reasoning was that he needed the colony because he got dicked on by the Portuguese that took a lot of his good core provinces(including his capital). The colony was in shambles the whole 24hr too and he kept on having to save it.
The chat pointed out he could of just taken the rich gold mines to the south as part of his mission tree and been far better off.(I dont know the truth of this though as I dont play EU4)
Well i am going to be honest most of the people were breaking the rules
@@mothchrist8683 "They're more like guidelines than actual rules"
@@mar_sh4617 yes.. there is gold mines in southern south america.. it's correct
well in his defense that rule is really dumb
8:15 I love this moment
College wants to be angry but finds the situation too hilarious to not laugh. I can literally picture him looking at his monitor with the largest smile while seething simultaneously.
College is like the abused wife that just keeps coming back to Swimmy
Anyone else getting notifications for Sigma Male Swimmy Meme videos? Any chance we get Beta Male Golden ones?
I've always wondered: what would it take for you guys to do a multiplayer grand campaign from ck3 to hoi4? Like, what goal would you guys want to acheive before doing that? Half a million subs on this channel? A full million? I think it would be interesting, to say the least.
Get me a million and I’ll try to make it happen lmao
@@Bokoen1 the desyncs....
I hope you forget about about this and it comes back to haunt you.
@@Bokoen1 ok Danish, we will get you million, but not before ISP ;)
@@Bokoen1 But now for the real question: What would it take to get you guys to play to play hoi4 cursed mod, aka. Equestria at war mod?
I never thought it would come to a point where Golden lost so many times that Bo could profit off of it
Swimmy: I am altering the deal, pray I wont alter it further.
College: This deal is getting worse all the time.
Swimmy’s reactions freaking killed me
I want to see more of Thomas and his hotdog.
Me: Not wanting to know what Golden looks like...
Bo: That entire intro
Thanks, prefidious Dane......
why would you not look at his sexy face? also his appearance was shown quite a few times in the past already
The best part is that swimmy literally broke the same rule earlier in the game but didn't get caught.
As someone who plays a lot of EU4 MP, forcing someone to have a claim on a province to take it is an extremely dumb rule.
Morocco's country color looks appropriate for large tracks of the Sahara Desert. It's weird seeing desert spreading across coastal South America...
oh boy can't wait to see how based the boys get this time
Goes from 'Swimmy again throwing College under the bus' to "College and his usual lies" real fast
I just want to inform people that Golden's "coctor" and "My eye" became a very big meme on Bo's streams
Swimmy has definitely read The Art Of The Deal
Alright Bo, I bought the damn hoody I couldn’t resist the meme.
Edit: Thank you Bo! I have watched you for about two years now and the like means a lot.
when you edit the heart automatically goes away btw
I know, I felt real fucking dumb for that.
Big F
4:00
That music, and the munch... I can almost imagine him saying that on some armchair in a library, leaning back with his legs crossed as he eats those potato chips
he really used the isp clip and didn't even credit him smh bo
What’s more of an L golden losing two minutes in or him blending up the bo meal
That was disgusting and hilarious at the same time
College when swimmy brings up him not having a claim “you can’t do this to me, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!”
MY EYE, MY EYE MY EYE, ITS GOING TO EXPLODE, I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE COCKTOR
"The US Navy can't be everywhere, right?"
~Looks at a map of US naval bases and fleets~
Yeah, they kinda can.
R.I.P. Golden 2019-2021. You will forever be remembered...
As someone who lost.
i’ve never seen college actually get mad during any of the games
0:50 look- he disconnected
finally subtitles on eu4 videos, thank you bo!
Damn this is some good stuff
Actually germany pays only 1,1 billion € over a time of 30 years, still too much in my opinion. other countrys like Britain or USA pay nothing to they colonies ...
swimmy was SWIMMING in the trolling he been doing am i right
I swear I heard a teapot going off every time College was yelling at Swimmy
Now I want a swimmy victory hoodie for his Germany win last week
The coctor had a physician trait, Golden should be fine...
Bo not including the part where he says "No one click anything" and then immediately starts clicking things, smh. Such propaganda
College: “There is no right or wrong anymore Swimmy…ONLY CONSEQUENCES!!!!”
I remember this game hopefully we get the part where Braun sings "peefer style"
BRO what the fuck it’s already out of stock GET MORE BOKOEN
Choking said that college was choking
"The US Navy can't be everywhere, right?"
well..
Lets give golden some credit he said hed try his best and if he needed to go to the doctor then his health is more important
If that's Golden at the start, then he looks exactly like what I imagined him
College/Lubeck is the kind of German that progresses technology 20 years in a very short space of time and makes everyone very angry.
Saying you trust Swimmy while also telling College that Swimmy screws over everyone that trusts him.......
2:21 “the US Navy can’t be everywhere right” my friend you underestimate the power of the world’s second largest Air Force.
that was only until the 1530's is there more to this?
Swimmy Sigma Grinder #6
"Drag out the war and trick your ally. Friendship doesn't matter, only trade and commerce matters."
Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #17. A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Fereni.
Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #34. War is good for business.
5:30 its just like the Vicky 2 game, swimmy throwing him under the bus.
But also College was cheating but still.
Swimmy is the sigma chad
4:01 is just *class*
must of taken hours to get that thumbnail, lots of painstaking hours putting in all the detail! I salute you Bo
Not pictured: Bo being dunked on by Portugal
it was 24 god damn hours and still only a 10 minute video? cmon do like 15 as a treat man...
Edit: Unless you do multiple parts then my bad gamer
Golden being blind now I think we can also say Golden is literally lost
eyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeye
the coctor couldn't save his eye. It exploded and took out part of his brain.
my eye
Nice thumbnail, Bo
COCTOR. MY EYE
what rule did college break?
Swimmy Sigma Male tip #29492: Gaslight your Friends
"Golden lost merch" ballsy move if I ever saw one
I have watched this video for no less than two dozen times unironically
1:25 Mark Zuckerburg taking of his human skin to reveal his robot body: 2020 colorized.
And thus. A meme was born
Okay I will say it you kind off all pkay like swimmy so. No offense but 67% of players would take the same way as AI at this point. You should learn more about nations and try to look up dev meta. And you could have absused trade company system to gain insane amount of money
Thanks!
Thank you Bo, very cool
#sigmamalegrindset fuck over college
Got Eu4 yesterday and I only have two DLC’s already they are the cheap old ones by the way
I'm gonna be real I actually got a little scared Golden died when that music started playing
When the great powers suddenly realise someone's breaking their arbitrary rules
For some reason only when I view HOI4 players and other games like war thunder and the such I get an add that is “Are you gay here is a gay test” but only on those videos what
Damn... I did not know that College could get that angry.
hey I'm chazzaward! I'm finally immortalised in a Bokoen1 Video
"We're all gonna be onboard this cock in a few years" - bomberman1, Instagram streamer
Wow this is truly an accurate representation of politics in the Renaissance to the colonial Era
Love that munch 4:04
Golden lost, how is that any different from the usual?
If only the Cocter was there to save the armies of holland-
I bet golden was going to win that game and not 20 minutes later before jack shit happened he fucking dies
Hope he's fine. Food poisoning is just horrible.
How does ISP play New Zealand in the begining
bit late for this joke but it made me laugh. Heli coctor, heli cocter *Rotor blades intensify*
The Coctor! 😆🤣