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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Ring! Subscribe for more Pitch Meetings: bit.ly/Subscrib...
    A remake of the spooky Japanese film Ringu, The Ring starring Naomi Watts was a massive hit in the early 2000’s. It not only made the phrase “seven days” a creepy part of pop culture but also inspired Hollywood to remake a ton of other Japanese films thanks to its success.
    Although the movie is undoubtedly creepy, it also raises a bunch of questions. Like what happens if you’re not anywhere near a phone when you watch the tape? What happens if you’re standing next to a Jumbotron when Samara decides to crawl out of the screen? Why didn’t Rachel ask her son, who was communicating with Samara, for a bunch of information? Why did Samara’s dad bonk Rachel over the head before having his electricity party? And why did this ghost leave so many clues?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Ring! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant  4 роки тому +501

    Check out our playlist for more spooky Pitch Meetings! ua-cam.com/video/5raAm6ANIFg/v-deo.html

    • @kaybee1459
      @kaybee1459 4 роки тому +9

      pitch meeting the grudge :)

    • @theyoungfamily8295
      @theyoungfamily8295 4 роки тому +6

      Pitch meetings I would really like to see are. The hero "teen" movies of the 2000's. Like Jumper, Push, I am Number 4, & etc etc. It was the wave of movies back in the day.

    • @izzydizzy9759
      @izzydizzy9759 4 роки тому +4

      Thanks for the video! your videos always cheer me up! ^-^ greetings from the Netherlands!

    • @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks
      @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks 4 роки тому +3

      AMERICAN HISTORY X!

    • @b.Kuijpers.
      @b.Kuijpers. 4 роки тому +1

      Make a pitch meeting about The Neon Demon!!

  • @gabebraxton
    @gabebraxton 4 роки тому +10333

    “well she looks like she died but also kinda like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift” 😂 never gonna be able to unsee that now

    • @Chugargonfan
      @Chugargonfan 4 роки тому +197

      Lmao I died

    • @rvantong
      @rvantong 4 роки тому +127

      This has me rolling

    • @shapen360
      @shapen360 4 роки тому +294

      I never thought I would’ve able to laugh at such a grotesque image.

    • @minimumviableplayer1402
      @minimumviableplayer1402 4 роки тому +106

      I loled at work, it was tight.

    • @saritatambayong4002
      @saritatambayong4002 4 роки тому +117

      Because the Japanese version of the scared dead face spooked me so much, I avoided to see when watching the Hollywood version. Until today. And it's hilarious! Thanks, Ryan!

  • @3hutp
    @3hutp 4 роки тому +3283

    'She goes to the horse farm and start to get to the *BOTTOM* of this.'
    'How does that go?'
    'Oh, not *WELL*
    '

    • @yancylake2019
      @yancylake2019 4 роки тому +36

      "Oh, really?"
      "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    • @wrybreadspread
      @wrybreadspread 4 роки тому +96

      Dang. That went completely over my head while watching the vid.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +24

      These videos are full of weird details like that, I find.

    • @yancylake2019
      @yancylake2019 4 роки тому +4

      @@pentelegomenon1175 I know what that feels like!

    • @dervakommtvonhinten517
      @dervakommtvonhinten517 4 роки тому +12

      lol, totally missed that xD

  • @yateeshagrawal513
    @yateeshagrawal513 4 роки тому +3597

    I died laughing about "first year film student pretending to be edgy"
    "Pretentious ghosts Artists are tight"

    • @petitcactusamer
      @petitcactusamer 4 роки тому +12

      Same hahah

    • @sharkdentures3247
      @sharkdentures3247 4 роки тому +58

      Possibly my favorite line in the video.
      Although the Samara Vs Godzilla line gave it a run for its money.

    • @cheshirekat3050
      @cheshirekat3050 4 роки тому +12

      You seem pretty talkative for a dead person.

    • @allahspreadshate6486
      @allahspreadshate6486 4 роки тому +14

      If you're going to quote someone how about actually quoting them accurately?
      "Misquotes are really taut"...

    • @yateeshagrawal513
      @yateeshagrawal513 4 роки тому +8

      @@allahspreadshate6486 "saying what other people said but in a slightly worse version is what I do on daily basis."
      -An Engineer student

  • @qzy-179SanTzxkW
    @qzy-179SanTzxkW 3 роки тому +511

    "Well, i have a Samara vs Godzilla script i can pitch ya"
    Now i wanna see that movie

    • @thedarkages6476
      @thedarkages6476 3 роки тому +8

      Yep

    • @vedranb87
      @vedranb87 3 роки тому +11

      THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEn!

    • @masteroflions1183
      @masteroflions1183 2 роки тому +10

      Samara vs Godzilla is TIGHT 🖒

    • @zun-hinwoo1042
      @zun-hinwoo1042 2 роки тому +5

      It will be super easy.... barely an inconvenience!

    • @wearymelancholy
      @wearymelancholy 2 роки тому +10

      They did do some odd crossovers with the original Japanese versions of some of these horror films. For instance I've seen 'Sadako vs Kayako' which pits the spirits from Ringu and Ju-on(The Grudge) against eachother. Sadako Vs Godzilla does sound a lot more fun though.

  • @jacobojoojoo7410
    @jacobojoojoo7410 3 роки тому +2510

    "It's an adaptation of a Japanese film called 'Ringu' "
    "Oh okay so does it have... Hobbitu's in it"
    I COULDN'T LMAO

  • @ArielRPacheco
    @ArielRPacheco 4 роки тому +2345

    "...and try to get to the bottom of this"
    "And how does that go?"
    "Oh not well"
    Foreshadowing in pitch meetings is tight.

  • @izzojoseph2
    @izzojoseph2 4 роки тому +2164

    “...yeah that is a little suspicious
    And also, she was gray.”
    Couldn’t stop laughing

  • @JustSomeCanuck
    @JustSomeCanuck 4 роки тому +5291

    What I wish had been included:
    "And so then she has her creepy son make a copy of the tape, and then we're going to insinuate that everyone in the audience is going to die a week after watching this movie."
    "But didn't you say that if someone copies the tape, that breaks the curse?"
    "Yes."
    "Did you just encourage the audience to make bootleg copies of this movie and give them to their friends so everyone is immune to the curse?"
    "Whoops!"
    "Whoopsie!"

  • @frostbrothersgaming4559
    @frostbrothersgaming4559 4 роки тому +2090

    I watched the ring and right at the end my mother called me... I had a frickin heart attack

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 4 роки тому +50

      Did you see the video after the credits?

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 4 роки тому +88

      I was watching it on VHS and when she got the last call, I got a call on my land line ringing in time with the tape. I guess I should have answered.

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 4 роки тому +13

      @ Yes. Wait for my call.

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 4 роки тому +13

      @ How can you expect a response from a dead guy?

    • @Sewingbee23
      @Sewingbee23 3 роки тому

      That's funny 🤣

  • @illogicmath
    @illogicmath 4 роки тому +1236

    He's not only extremely funny but he also speaks a wonderfully clear English and me as a non native speaker enjoy listening to him. I have learned a lot of English with him

    • @isaactrockman4417
      @isaactrockman4417 3 роки тому +46

      That’s great!

    • @nrsrymj
      @nrsrymj 3 роки тому +92

      I feel like this fact would be deeply touching to him

    • @petreraldiavideos
      @petreraldiavideos 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah, same feeling here!

    • @fullmetalu
      @fullmetalu 3 роки тому +190

      Tracher: "So how was today’s English test?" Kid: "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience”

    • @yes_head
      @yes_head 3 роки тому +31

      It's wonderfully clear and polite Canadian English!

  • @bdndl3715
    @bdndl3715 4 роки тому +722

    "Well I do have a Samara vs. Godzilla script I can pitch you"
    "Um no that sounds awful" lol killed me

    • @ematuskey
      @ematuskey 4 роки тому +63

      "Your loss, sir," was great. :D

    • @theatre721
      @theatre721 4 роки тому +41

      I'd watch it. Extraneous crossovers are TIGHT!

    • @praneethachanta4089
      @praneethachanta4089 4 роки тому +8

      I generally try to hold my laughter while watching, cause I'm usually in a public place, but this line broke me.

    • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
      @ecliptorcalrissian5014 4 роки тому +11

      I would soooo watch that movie.

    • @magatetus
      @magatetus 4 роки тому +4

      Wow, wow wow! 💵

  • @MVFev
    @MVFev 4 роки тому +1528

    "Oh, movies about rings are super hot right now. Does it have hobbits on it?"
    "No. It's an adaptation of a japanese movie, called Ringu."
    "oh... okay. So, does it have *hobbitus* on it?"
    That part really took me by surprise. Love it.

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 4 роки тому +9

      I didn't fully get it. :(

    • @drogadepc
      @drogadepc 4 роки тому +10

      In Brazil "The Ring" is called "O Chamado". Like, "The Calling".

    • @nayeemhaider8367
      @nayeemhaider8367 4 роки тому +20

      yeps Hobbit would be something like Hobbitto or Hobittu in japanese

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks, u guys. 😁

    • @Wolfgang_A
      @Wolfgang_A 4 роки тому +4

      @@drogadepc Same in Russia - "Звонок" (spelled "zvonOk")

  • @SharpDesign
    @SharpDesign 4 роки тому +842

    "So it was trouble, I was right."
    I'm gonna use this while watching horror movies now.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 роки тому +14

      Using that sentence while watching horro movies is thight

    • @Hespiota
      @Hespiota 4 роки тому +2

      Our new catchphrase

    • @metrunui8224
      @metrunui8224 4 роки тому +5

      wowowow

    • @edevaldosilva3104
      @edevaldosilva3104 4 роки тому

      well ok then

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 4 роки тому +4

      Fine, you were right. Now can you get allll the way up off my back now?

  • @DJM78787
    @DJM78787 4 роки тому +386

    "Very inconsiderate" "Very creepy and slightly threatening." I just love the way these Pitch Meetings show all the holes and ignorance of so many plots of so many films. Keep up the awesome work.

    • @wolfwing1
      @wolfwing1 6 місяців тому

      except in this case two of the 'plot holes' solve each other :>
      how did she get in the closet if she died.
      Why didn't she kill him right away.
      Well Duhhh pretty obvious she didn't kill the first girl right away but persued her while she tried to hide.

  • @Babidi111
    @Babidi111 2 роки тому +46

    - “Well she looks like she died but also kinda like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift”. That image was one of the scariest single frames of any film I had ever seen, and now I can't see it without giggling. This guy is magic in all the right ways (:

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 4 роки тому +1007

    Ryan's "wow wow wow wow"'s are always so funny

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +1133

    Samara vs Godzilla
    *TAKE MY MONEY NOW!*

    • @firstnamesurname2482
      @firstnamesurname2482 4 роки тому +61

      A supernatural being that kill you within 7 days vs a giant lizard-like creature that can destroy everything in its path.
      I'd watch that for sure. I wonder how Godzilla gonna fit into that well.

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 4 роки тому +33

      In Japan they did make the ring vs the grudge

    • @michaelwilson6480
      @michaelwilson6480 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah, not I feel like I’ve been robbed having not been allowed to see this movie.

    • @HarbingersBuddy
      @HarbingersBuddy 4 роки тому +10

      geardog24 I’ve never wanted to see something more

    • @rajeevpandey7125
      @rajeevpandey7125 4 роки тому +8

      @@HarbingersBuddy Godzilla vs king kong vs Samara vs momo

  • @djtae808
    @djtae808 4 роки тому +1033

    "Also she was gray" never even wondered why her family never looked into why she was gray. 😄😄😄

    • @chand.4401
      @chand.4401 4 роки тому +89

      or the fact that her face looked like the scream mask

    • @jonathonpolk3592
      @jonathonpolk3592 4 роки тому +62

      Yeah, having a heart attack does not usually cause instant desiccation of your face. Usually. But I'm not a doctor.

    • @softy8088
      @softy8088 3 роки тому +81

      Oh my god, Christal, you can't just ask people why they're gray.

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 3 роки тому +28

      Look I need you to get all the way off my back with this one

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 3 роки тому +7

      She was the Grey Hulk.

  • @gogogadgetrectalpunch
    @gogogadgetrectalpunch 4 роки тому +536

    “Died but someone got her the most thoughtful gift” god that’s hilarious and true

    • @VicDScott
      @VicDScott 3 роки тому +4

      What the hell is with your pfp

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 3 роки тому +2

      @@VicDScott No joy on a reverse image search, and I can't read text that small, but I sure want to know as well as you.

    • @Matthewmcg22
      @Matthewmcg22 3 роки тому

      Beautiful name btw

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 3 роки тому +2

      Somebody got her an adorable puppy wrapped in a baby rabbit wrapped in a baby kitten.

  • @OneIcyBoy
    @OneIcyBoy 4 роки тому +659

    Please tell me I’m not the only one who says “Barely an inconvenience” along with him

    • @michaelreilly6874
      @michaelreilly6874 4 роки тому +7

      I also repeat those words.

    • @thexskating
      @thexskating 4 роки тому +2

      Nope I am too lol

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +9

      Ever since he started saying it with the exact same intonation and rhythm every time, I haven't been able to resist it.

    • @Dissociated_ferly
      @Dissociated_ferly 3 роки тому +16

      Saying "super easy, barely an inconvenience" is tight

    • @johnlewis3891
      @johnlewis3891 3 роки тому +1

      I do the same.

  • @mikes5637
    @mikes5637 4 роки тому +780

    I can't be the only one to want to see 'Samara vs Godzilla".
    Can I?

    • @JediJuniper92
      @JediJuniper92 4 роки тому +17

      I'd watch it

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 4 роки тому +25

      You can defeat her with a very small travel TV and a fly swat.

    • @regulardude3397
      @regulardude3397 4 роки тому +26

      @@Rapscallion2009 but does godzilla have either of those things?

    • @johnnyjohnny6174
      @johnnyjohnny6174 4 роки тому

      Sounds lame.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +1

      People who care about either of those franchises would hate it.

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 4 роки тому +960

    "you have 7 days to live"
    Me: super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @oliversr6
    @oliversr6 4 роки тому +664

    Screen Rant's Pitch Meeting, is the best series on UA-cam!

    • @bitheatretrash7274
      @bitheatretrash7274 4 роки тому +4

      Oliver Shea YESSSS!!! I agreeeeee!!!!

    • @RichardHeiney
      @RichardHeiney 4 роки тому +14

      Pitch Meetings are TIGHT!

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @christopherrogers5197
      @christopherrogers5197 4 роки тому +2

      Agreed.

    • @tpsam
      @tpsam 4 роки тому +1

      Only thing that comes to my mind just a little worse is nba game of zones by bleacher report

  • @jeffreytackett3922
    @jeffreytackett3922 3 роки тому +58

    The "Yeah yeah yeah" is far and away his most underrated response. Always hilarious.

    • @michelleelks4816
      @michelleelks4816 3 роки тому +1

      I agree! That's my favorite part. I love that!

    • @raz318
      @raz318 2 місяці тому

      I always enjoy the many varied deliveries of “Wow. Wow wow, wow………..Wow.”😂

  • @LasseLundster
    @LasseLundster 4 роки тому +66

    For the first time I'm dead at the first line "The Ring, after Ringu"- "Hobbits? Ok how about.. Hobbit-uuus?"

  • @RickCicchini
    @RickCicchini 4 роки тому +285

    I've watched all the Pitch Meetings. All of them. I need more.

    • @KysonChannell
      @KysonChannell 4 роки тому +21

      Wow wow wow wow wow

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 4 роки тому +17

      Same. They are addictive. I haven't even watched some of the movies Ryan pitched

    • @tranquilrabies
      @tranquilrabies 4 роки тому +10

      Fair enough.

    • @Squiddyize
      @Squiddyize 4 роки тому +10

      Surely it must have been really hard to watch them all. (Obvious setup)

    • @geegeep
      @geegeep 4 роки тому +10

      @@Squiddyize actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. The channel has a playlist with all of the videos so you can binge them

  • @luxindreams
    @luxindreams 4 роки тому +281

    "And then Rachel gets hit in the head with a TV."
    "Whaaaat?"
    😂😂😂

    • @salsolis9254
      @salsolis9254 4 роки тому +9

      Producer guy looked so very confused at that moment. lol

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 4 роки тому +10

      She seems to get hit in the head a lot during this movie.
      Yeah, it's kind of a theme.
      But she doesn't seem to suffer any long term effects from them.
      Nope.
      Why?
      I dunno!
      Well, okay then!

    • @kaisersoymilk6912
      @kaisersoymilk6912 4 роки тому +6

      Let's just say that the Japanese version is very different. If it was like the American version I doubt we would have ever heard about it.

    • @plasticweapon
      @plasticweapon 4 роки тому

      @@kaisersoymilk6912 drink your soymilk, hipster.

    • @kaisersoymilk6912
      @kaisersoymilk6912 4 роки тому

      @@plasticweapon SOOOYBOOOOY

  • @goldmanstacks1445
    @goldmanstacks1445 4 роки тому +497

    "watching people read does make for great cinema"

  • @Shorty_Lickens
    @Shorty_Lickens Рік тому +27

    "well I do have a Samara versus Godzilla script"
    "nope that sounds awful"
    "your loss, sir"
    Best dialog ever.

  • @ericbeilmann3649
    @ericbeilmann3649 2 роки тому +11

    "What happens if you watch the tape and you're nowhere near a phone?"
    Now I am envisioning singing telegrams being sent to people with the message "Seven Days" sung in a variety of ways and with jazz hands.

  • @jasonglebe3235
    @jasonglebe3235 4 роки тому +443

    "What happens if you're no where near a phone?"
    Your pager goes off. Obviously...

    • @hainguyentri6924
      @hainguyentri6924 4 роки тому +26

      What happen if you're no where near a pager? Pigeon?

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 4 роки тому +12

      @@hainguyentri6924 Yes.

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 4 роки тому +32

      Someone in a uniform delivers a telegram. Now THAT's creepy.

    • @YorkJonhson
      @YorkJonhson 4 роки тому +4

      @@dbergerac9632 Makes me think of Breekon and Hope from the Magnus Archives.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +5

      @@YorkJonhson Or Back to the Future 2.

  • @pacer1705
    @pacer1705 4 роки тому +451

    Me : “All of them?”
    Boss : “All of them.” (stern eyes looking right at me)
    Me : 😵

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 4 роки тому +8

      If you see a movie with an interesting, though provoking concept, good chance a Japanese movie already did it.

    • @ematuskey
      @ematuskey 4 роки тому +11

      ALLLLL OFFFFF THEMMMMMM!

    • @zidbits1528
      @zidbits1528 4 роки тому +7

      @@nahor88 You're dead right on that part. Remember the Mirror shattering scene in Inception? Stolen from Paprika (japanese anime), or the bathtub scene in Requim for a dream? Stolen from Perfect Blue or Monster, can't remember.

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 4 роки тому +2

      I really want to see The Ring Girl vs Godzilla.

    • @tusharg8452
      @tusharg8452 4 роки тому

      @@zidbits1528 Perfect Blue

  • @sylverscale
    @sylverscale 4 роки тому +456

    "If he was headed upstairs to electrocute himself, why bother bonking her on the head?"
    "I don't know. He felt like bonking her on the head."
    "Well okay then."

    • @ChrisHarings
      @ChrisHarings 4 роки тому +25

      "Because I put it in the script"
      "But why?"
      "Because I put it in the script"

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 роки тому +21

      I'll need you to get all the way off my back sir

    • @godzilla101188
      @godzilla101188 4 роки тому +6

      sylverscale I thought it was so she can’t stop him?

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 4 роки тому +2

      I didn't hear the 'on the head' part first time I heard it.

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 4 роки тому +3

      And she didn't die?
      Nope!
      Well, okay then!

  • @ethanrogers5722
    @ethanrogers5722 4 роки тому +290

    Please do a Pitch Meeting for The Blair Witch Project. It would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @LoganWH8
      @LoganWH8 3 роки тому +17

      “So after they finish filming they start heading back to the car, and Heather points the way with the map and compass”
      “So they have a map and a compass and a solid understanding of their starting location and destination, getting back to the car should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
      “It should be but it’s not.”
      “But all they have to do is walk in a straight line, point A - point B hypotenuse and all that.”
      “Yeah but the guys don’t like that path so they decide to go a different way.”

    • @Palindrome78
      @Palindrome78 3 роки тому +9

      The Blair Witch Project needs a disclaimer...telling people to take a Dramamine before watching.

  • @TheMixCurator
    @TheMixCurator 3 роки тому +11

    I watched Ringu on an old busted up VHS tape with my flatmate and our friend. Was probably the most horrifying experience I had watching films, especially as the VHS tape kept warping and flickering every so often. My flatmate was so petrified after the film that he refused to give our friend a ride home without me being in the car - as he didn't want to be on his own for the drive back to ours. Good times.

    • @TRAZ4004
      @TRAZ4004 2 роки тому

      Your flatmate was a scaredy cat and a mean friend for not giving him a ride home. You should throw him/her/them down a well.

    • @KamalikaMukherjee81
      @KamalikaMukherjee81 Рік тому +4

      Japanese horror movies are something else!

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 4 роки тому +467

    "Gandarfu-senpai! You have to help us Hobbitus!"
    "Yare yare daze; Frodo-kun!"

  • @shan4680
    @shan4680 4 роки тому +331

    Do Fight Club one of these days as you have Screenwriter Guy and Movie Executive Guy being more alike than they know and then have them realise ...

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 4 роки тому +16

      That's a brilliant idea!

    • @mikemccormick5212
      @mikemccormick5212 4 роки тому +26

      Great idea... Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

    • @arthand7672
      @arthand7672 4 роки тому +10

      Realize that one of them is actually Edward Norton?

    • @sirjames3494
      @sirjames3494 4 роки тому +2

      Shan Wickremesinghe genius!

    • @jobxus15
      @jobxus15 4 роки тому +4

      Do you think it will be hard to film that?

  • @justbrowsing1683
    @justbrowsing1683 4 роки тому +377

    "So, what does she look like?"
    " Well, she looks like she died but also kinda like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift."
    If I could laugh any louder or longer at that joke, I think my neighbors would phone the police for help.

    • @dayoolaleye1265
      @dayoolaleye1265 4 роки тому +4

      JustBrowsing and you would probably get shot by the police

    • @amberkelly3187
      @amberkelly3187 4 роки тому +2

      I like the thought of explaining to the police you are concerned for your neighbour because they are laughing.

  • @roblarssen249
    @roblarssen249 3 роки тому +85

    son: "So the secret to beating the curse is..."
    Rachel: "NO! No spoilers!" *hangs up*

  • @riceracm
    @riceracm 4 роки тому +10

    Re-watching all these older pitch meetings from months ago is tight!

  • @douglasammirati8450
    @douglasammirati8450 4 роки тому +185

    Samara: you have seven days to live
    Bill Murray on Groundhog Day: I'm about to end this girl's whole career

    • @fikrijuanda6321
      @fikrijuanda6321 4 роки тому +8

      Now i want Samara Vs Godzilla sequel script called Samara Vs Groundhog Day

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 3 роки тому

      That is so hilariously random.

  • @hollacity
    @hollacity 4 роки тому +88

    Funniest part:
    "It's part of it, I don't know it's just part of it..."
    "Ok, if you say so..."

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 4 роки тому +103

    "Like someone got her the most thoughtful gift!" LMFAO I never noticed that before but now I can't unsee it XD

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 3 роки тому +13

    0:48 I can't never see that scene without thinking about that now.

  • @napiersh1
    @napiersh1 3 роки тому +33

    "Pretentious artist ghosts are tight!" probably my favorite non-sexual use of that joke.

  • @Boogsboogie
    @Boogsboogie 4 роки тому +58

    3:36 “not well” unintentional puns are tight!

  • @ryanboxer4742
    @ryanboxer4742 4 роки тому +302

    Do “The Room” (Tommy Wiseau)

    • @Sokrabiades
      @Sokrabiades 4 роки тому +30

      Isn't that DeFranco movie a two hour long pitch meeting?

    • @Bodyknock
      @Bodyknock 4 роки тому +7

      I think Halloween episode was supposed to be a horror movie, not a horrible movie.

    • @angelicreinforcement3373
      @angelicreinforcement3373 4 роки тому +3

      It's famously self-made

    • @ryanboxer4742
      @ryanboxer4742 4 роки тому +5

      It fits with the pitch meeting format because he is both people so he could be pitching to himself

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 роки тому +1

      I want to see Dark City or Videodrome ...

  • @DRayL_
    @DRayL_ 4 роки тому +279

    "...first year film student's attempt at being edgy."
    That about sums up the video tape......and first year film students.

    • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
      @ecliptorcalrissian5014 4 роки тому +9

      Also sums up a good chunk of horror movies.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 4 роки тому +7

      I'm a first-year film student, and honestly, I had no intention of being edgy, but some of our professors not only encourage, but demand the edginess. It's quite annoying to be completely honest.

    • @DRayL_
      @DRayL_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@notAshildr Well,......I guess....be edgy! ;-)

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 4 роки тому +1

      @@DRayL_ I going to deliver to them the most haunted VHS tape they've ever laid their eyes on, trust me. ;P

    • @DRayL_
      @DRayL_ 4 роки тому +3

      @@notAshildr Yes.......YES!!!! Bring it!!

  • @bbenjoe
    @bbenjoe 4 роки тому +103

    The Ring 1 is one of the scariest film's I've ever seen.

    • @felixbache5369
      @felixbache5369 4 роки тому +12

      It is genuinely a scary movie.

    • @bobs_toys
      @bobs_toys 4 роки тому +28

      I watched it while high.
      That was a mistake.

    • @ishanipimpale
      @ishanipimpale 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @regularape
      @regularape 3 роки тому +4

      Scaringly bad.

    • @BlackStar250874
      @BlackStar250874 3 роки тому +11

      If you mean original Japanese Ringu, then yes. But these American adaptions are generally just bad.
      A bit like Dark Water. Even with Jennifer Connely, it was just awful and not much scary.
      The original was a masterpiece.
      When you remove cultural connections from movies like these, they lost their meaning.

  • @2501vai
    @2501vai Рік тому +4

    I'd watch Samara Vs Godzilla purely out of curiosity

  • @iamskippy
    @iamskippy 4 роки тому +32

    *Your loss sir.* 05:11
    Was my favorite _NEW CATCHPHRASE_ to come from this.

    • @Whizkidd2025
      @Whizkidd2025 4 роки тому

      IamSkippy Scott Skippy Jessop • “Nope, that sounds awful.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LowbrowDeluxe
    @LowbrowDeluxe 4 роки тому +116

    "So...does it have hobbitus?" I died.

  • @villehammar7858
    @villehammar7858 4 роки тому +84

    DM: "You defeat the kobolds, but the ranger is poisoned. You must find an antidote before it's too late."
    Player: "Well, it must be hard to find the correct antidote in the middle of nowhere."
    DM: "Roll for wisdom"
    **Natural 20**
    DM: "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience..."

  • @Maayiel69
    @Maayiel69 3 роки тому +7

    I used to cover my tv with a blanket after watching this movie, as if that would save me. The day after I saw it in the theater I got a bloody nose....

  • @JamesWatsonV
    @JamesWatsonV 3 роки тому +3

    2:27 "Because what if it's spooky?" Brilliant

  • @KearnuPhoenix
    @KearnuPhoenix 4 роки тому +54

    Making Godzilla watch the tape is honestly a pretty genius way of defeating him

    • @snowangelnc
      @snowangelnc 2 роки тому +13

      Getting him to answer a phone may be a bit of a challenge though.

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 2 роки тому +3

      @@snowangelnc fish-messenger thing

  • @darthwithit417
    @darthwithit417 4 роки тому +29

    Screen Rant: You have 7 days until the next Pitch Meeting...
    Me: 😨😵😱

  • @BrandonAEnglish
    @BrandonAEnglish 4 роки тому +249

    "Copying Japanese movies is tight!" - Disney, Sergio Leone

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 4 роки тому +5

      George Lucas

    • @sybcomeclydecoutinho3986
      @sybcomeclydecoutinho3986 4 роки тому +1

      @Jackie Daytona you did it, didn't you

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo 3 роки тому +6

      "Copying American novels and then suing Italians who copy your copy is tight!" -- Kurosawa Akira

    • @shakthiganesh5117
      @shakthiganesh5117 3 роки тому +3

      @@ElPayasoMalo Wait, what exactly happened?

    • @joancollaku8744
      @joancollaku8744 3 роки тому +1

      @@ElPayasoMalo *adapting/drawing inspiration from american novels and suing people for copying the same exact way you made a movie without credit*

  • @JMarc516
    @JMarc516 26 днів тому

    The joke that seems to be so under appreciated is the “I thought you meant Bruce Willis” line. (Having starred in a Disney movie called ‘The Kid’).
    Well done.

  • @WdawgSmith
    @WdawgSmith 2 роки тому +1

    just found this today (my birthday!) and its just the greatest haha Ive always wanted to be a fly on the wall in pitch meetings for movies that make no sense.....lol

  • @eabdoom
    @eabdoom 4 роки тому +88

    Her:You have seven days to live
    Me:kills myself in one day
    I am speed

  • @steveramsdell7526
    @steveramsdell7526 4 роки тому +36

    These are the best things on UA-cam hands down!

  • @rhettzkie
    @rhettzkie 4 роки тому +18

    Great. Now I wanna see that giant Samara vs Godzilla movie.

  • @nyxzorander
    @nyxzorander 4 роки тому +2

    The delivery is brilliant in these and the carefree innocent attitude and vocabulary just make these so so watchable

  • @timbuktu8069
    @timbuktu8069 Рік тому +3

    Samara vs Godzilla would be super tight.
    Also Godzilla is ALSO Japanese so getting them together would be super easy-barely an inconvenience.

  • @MKDumas1981
    @MKDumas1981 4 роки тому +7

    All the classics, from "Wowwowwowwow" to "I don't know"!
    Well done, sir!

  • @its_just_kagiso7546
    @its_just_kagiso7546 4 роки тому +5

    I've been watching these for ages now and every time Ryan says "Yeah, yeah, yeah" or "I don't know" I damn near keel over in hysterics!

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee 4 роки тому +73

    "uh oh creppy boy know something" lol nice
    Do Grudge Pitch Meeting next.

  • @DestinyOneProductions
    @DestinyOneProductions 4 роки тому +3

    "Most thoughtful gift" - funniest line this year.

  • @emosongsandreadalongs
    @emosongsandreadalongs 3 роки тому +18

    True story: I watched The Ring at friend's house when I was 12 or 13. In the middle of the movie the phone rang and we all started arguing over who should answer it. His parents answered it in the other room so we were all relieved. But then they shouted that the phone was for me!

  • @DanielRieger
    @DanielRieger 4 роки тому +16

    Me: So if this works you're going to have to make pitch meeting videos for all the movies!
    Ryan: All of them?
    Me: ALL OF THEM

  • @MyName-bw1kz
    @MyName-bw1kz 4 роки тому +9

    I always anticipate the "super easy, barely an inconvenience" part so I'd say it along

  • @steelbear2063
    @steelbear2063 4 роки тому +6

    0:48 - I don't remember when was the last time I had to pause a video to laugh. Oh Ryan, you genius

  • @cravingcreativelife
    @cravingcreativelife 3 роки тому +19

    “Watching people read does make for good cinema” 😂😂😂

  • @brodycortina8370
    @brodycortina8370 3 роки тому +3

    1:11 Oh, confusing small children with Bruce Willis is TIGHT!

  • @tannerparks6030
    @tannerparks6030 4 роки тому +14

    This movie scared me and my sister so much when we were kids that our mom had to turn it off halfway through and then unplug all the phones in the house

    • @alecpowers3453
      @alecpowers3453 4 роки тому

      Its pg13 movie.

    • @tannerparks6030
      @tannerparks6030 4 роки тому

      @@alecpowers3453 I was 6 and she was 4

    • @luminoustorus548
      @luminoustorus548 4 роки тому

      It is a genuinely scary film. It still scares me now and I’m a grown ass woman lol

  • @danielaspiazo2761
    @danielaspiazo2761 4 роки тому +11

    "Pretentious artist ghosts are tight!" LOL! I can't get enough of these videos. Best comedy channel on the Internet

  • @nicholassels7411
    @nicholassels7411 4 роки тому +28

    "All of them?"
    "ALL of them."

  • @joshbobst1629
    @joshbobst1629 3 роки тому +10

    "What if you watch the tape and there's not a phone nearby?"
    "Unclear."
    But where has there ever been a VCR _not_ near a phone?

  • @Fixxer315
    @Fixxer315 2 роки тому +3

    I love the ending when his implication of remaking every Japanese horror film sounds vaguely threatening. "All of them"

  • @jalves6494
    @jalves6494 4 роки тому +24

    That closet scene traumatized us all

    • @annasloan2349
      @annasloan2349 4 роки тому +2

      I remember watching this at the movie theater when i lived in oregon and the theater was huge and packed and when the closet scene happened everyone in the theater screamed at once
      They really gave us no time to look away t happened so fast and with no warning
      Most jump scares it seems there is some kind of forboding but not this time just BAAAAMMMMM

  • @spehizle
    @spehizle 4 роки тому +4

    Ryan with that huge grin saying "BUT WHAT IF IT'S SPOOKY?" killed me

  • @TheJrod482x
    @TheJrod482x 3 роки тому +7

    "What if it's spooky?"
    "Yeah yeah yeah" 😂

  • @rowanblithe71
    @rowanblithe71 2 місяці тому +1

    I LOOOOVE this movie and I loved pestering my friends with "what-if's" about not answering the phone and stuff... also, how convenient that we get a family that the aunt is a reporter who is the ex of a "video expert" and has a son with supernatural abilities and she happens to have allllll the access (in those days) to alll the equipment to be able to watch, copy and edit VHS tapes

  • @jamcrissabbie7240
    @jamcrissabbie7240 4 роки тому +45

    - “Oh so the video is recorded on a VHS tape?”
    - “Yeah yeah yeah!”
    - “Man it’s a good thing that ghost decided to curse those and not something that’ll become obsolete and forgotten in a few short years.”
    - “Yeah cuz that would like... ya know... end the curse.”

  • @hunterwolf2270
    @hunterwolf2270 4 роки тому +34

    Already liking the video without watching it first. This is my fav horror movie!

    • @cynthiasmith2459
      @cynthiasmith2459 4 роки тому +2

      TheHunterWolf haha! Same! 😆

    • @daninbox
      @daninbox 4 роки тому +1

      It's a great one. Amazing tone.

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 4 роки тому

      If you haven't seen the Japanese originals, give them a try too. I would however call those movies creepy rather than scary.

  • @NikkiMKarLen
    @NikkiMKarLen 4 роки тому +26

    2:02 "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

    • @wishmakr
      @wishmakr 4 роки тому +1

      Yep, this is a thing that was said. Good job at copying something said in the video.

  • @coreyrogers3957
    @coreyrogers3957 4 роки тому +4

    Imagine someone watched the video on their phone. There'd be a little itty bitty Samara

  • @whoisbotsman
    @whoisbotsman 3 роки тому +6

    "She looks like she died, but also like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift..." 😂😂😂

  • @VerenaFuchs
    @VerenaFuchs 4 роки тому +14

    Studio executive: "And what's on the tape?"
    Screenwriter guy: "A bunch of vaguely creepy images that looked like a first-year film student's attempt at being edgy."
    Studio executive: "Oh, pretentious artist's ghosts are tight!"

  • @leyenda6149
    @leyenda6149 4 роки тому +24

    Him breaking down this movie's nonsense is making my head hurt

    • @eyeheartsushi2212
      @eyeheartsushi2212 4 роки тому +7

      leyenda61 A lot of his Pitch Meetings have that effect on me. Not saying that’s a bad thing 😉

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 4 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't call it nonsense, The Ring is one of the most effective horror movies of all time imo

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 3 роки тому

      It's still a good movie. Every movie either has flaws or can at least be spun in a funny way, but that doesn't necessarily make the movie nonsense.

  • @sign543
    @sign543 4 роки тому +10

    These never get old. Never. 👍🏼 I’d love to see a behind-the-scenes or outtakes segment. :P

  • @justpassing6643
    @justpassing6643 4 роки тому +4

    "oh that's a strange strategy" this is how I feel everytime I watch a horror movie

  • @Giondi
    @Giondi 2 роки тому +5

    "Why would she delete the voicemail?"
    "Because it might be spooky."
    "But what if it isn't? What if it's just like her dentist calling to confirm an appointment or something?"
    "Well, sir, she assumes she'll be dead in a week so..."
    "Oh, yeah, good call."

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 4 роки тому +20

    "7 days..."
    *me:* oh dying in a week is TIGHT.

  • @carlc7508
    @carlc7508 4 роки тому +39

    "and then rachel gets hit in the head with a tv"
    -"whaaat?" :D :D :D :D can't stop laughing about the delivery of that "whaaat?"

  • @maxwellhouse727
    @maxwellhouse727 4 роки тому +5

    Was sooo expecting you to say 'movies about rings are TIGHT!' 😂

  • @camerabox1
    @camerabox1 3 роки тому +4

    "movies about rings are super hot right now"
    it felt like i was about to sneeze but got interrupted

  • @Xaves511
    @Xaves511 2 роки тому +5

    These Pitch videos are better than any antidepressant. You really have found a funny and legitimate entertaining niche. Very believable you are two instead of one. I imagine having coffee with both of these characters. Keep it up!