Frenchie made a lame joke and My friend purposefully laughed outrageously loud in the silent theater and everybody started laughing. It was hilarious and embarrassing at the same time.
Reminds me of when I was watching one of the scary movies in the cinema and when the creepy kid's face suddenly appeared in the car window, it scared me so bad I screamed. I was the only one. And then everyone started laughing.
Where did they get all the blood of Jesus from? Does the Vatican have a Jesus blood bank? Seems super easy and barely an inconvenience to get your hands on.
Yeah, cobsidering this movie is in thr 50s and Jesus died over 19 hundred years prior of course the Vatican was able to save the blood from his corpse. Even though there was no way to preserve it, people won't think about it because we are going to put a lot of spooky stuff in the movie
@@somberstricken4424 ... Oh you are talking about the representations of Christ body in a Communion service... Ohhh those are just stand-ins.... I really doubt that evil beings would be afraid of representations... Used in a Church tradition.
My parents asked me to help move something and I thought I'd have to carry it upstairs, but they said it would be going downstairs instead, so I was like, "then it will be super easy. Barely an inconvenience," and my step mom was like, "OK Ryan," lol. I didn't expect her to get the reference. Pitch Meetings is everywhere.
I'm surprised you didn't mention the World war two bombs thing. 'So the knights manage to close the portal hell with the blood of Christ which they have' 'Oh, that's good' 'But unfortunately some WW2 bombs fall on the Abby and open the portal up again' 'Wait so it takes a ritual to open it the first time and the literal blood of christ to close it, but a few man-made bombs somehow open it again. How does that work?' 'Because.'
Do Disney theme park movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion, Tomorrowland, etc. Do some 90's stuff: Matilda, Airbud, Flubber (family movies) Men in Black, Spawn, Steel, Blade (peripheral comic book movies) Total Recall, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero (Swartzenegger movies) The Santa Clause, Jingle All The Way (Christmas movies)
What's even more confusing is that the Nun takes place 20 years before Conjuring 1 and Vera Farmiga is exactly 20 years older then her sister. They basically made the perfect set up for sister Irene to be a younger Lorraine, but they just decided NO at the last moment for seemingly no reason.
I thought about this too. It would've been a perfect prequel set up. I didn't even know they were sisters till I googled it b/c they looked so similar. Also: why did they choose Romania for a Catholic themed film? Romania is 4% Catholic since it has it's own Orthodox autocephaly!!!
@@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long Seven days gives them time to pass it on to a friend and tell them to watch that wacky home movie someone shot, though. So it's a bit of a win-win.
The bell in the coffin, is an actual thing cemeteries used to do, just in case someone was buried alive. Then they could ring the bell from inside the coffin to alert the undertaker.
If you were poor you couldn't afford the bell..you would just die being buried alive that's why most coffins had claw Mark's on the inside of the lids.....😬😬
@@1VikingBrute3 .... most? Hardly any. At all. Ever. This is why many cultures have a vigil or a wake for several days before the actual burial. In case the guy isn't actually dead.
I realized as soon as he mentioned the jump scares that they might actually put one in this and started scouring the comments immediately 😂 it's 2am right now for me and I'm so glad they didnt do that 😂
Kinda needed a NAH-nun-nun before the ....Batman! And you still don't have enough Nuns...but, how can you solve a problem like that? How DO you hold a moonbeam in yr hand?
As would I. That kind of movie sounds hardcore and awesome! Have it directed by Guillermo Del Toro and you’ve got yourself an Oscar-winner right there.
I am CONSTANTLY disappointed by CinemaSins to the point that I stopped watching them entirely...then I stumbled upon this series and you guys are pretty funny, I thoroughly enjoy watching a few of these at a time, great job guys! Wish you nothing but success!
Can’t...stop...watching...pitch...meetings! I thought it’d be hard to find time to watch these all in a row with my busy schedule, but actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I swear, I now see these two characters as actually two separate people. 😂 I thought it would be hard for the one guy to convince me he’s actually two people, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience. Woops, woopsie!
But the priest knew that saying the Nun's name would banish her to hell? If he did that, wouldn't that have possibly stopped Frenchy from getting sort of possessed? WHOOPSIE
Makes you wonder how Satan could send his right hand man into a holy place to terrorize, torture and brutally kill God’s loyal followers, but God didn’t think it was a big enough deal to send his son and fix everything in 5 minutes. His Jesus’ blood was enough to send Valak into a frenzy and throw him back to hell or whatever, you’d think he’d be able to set things straight immediately without all that stuff happening.
When I saw this in theatres I kept on thinking about a pitch meeting for it! "Yea, and then Irene gets possesed!" "Oh, no! It must've been hard to save her!" "Actually super easy barely an inconvenience!"
@@jmccuanu2 The phrase uses the words not meaning any of the two words. A dead ringer is something that spot-on identical. Dead is used as a meaning being as precise as possible, like dead-on, and ringer means something that's been substituted.
I saw this movie in the movie theater. The jump scares has to be one of the cheapest I have seen in my life. The noice was so loud that my ears started hurting.
Nun nun nun nun nun nun nun
Nun nun nun nun nun nun
Gettin jiggy wit it
No! Offence?
Nun taken.
Faerie'nough
Black suits comin’
But i want nun of her
It did didn't it. It did didn't it.
I now say “Whoopsie” every time my wife says “Whoops”. You are a bad influence on me Pitch Meeting.
no its good
WHOOPS 😬
Im that way with “wow, wow, wow...wow!!”
Michelle Maldonado WHOOPSIE!
tripleb221 good influence
Watching pitch meetings is more entertaining than watching movies. And a lot more time efficient 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Efficiency is tight!
Your comment made me sad lol
Yeah, I find it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience
Hardly an inconvenience
FACTS are TIGHT!!
Frenchie made a lame joke and My friend purposefully laughed outrageously loud in the silent theater and everybody started laughing. It was hilarious and embarrassing at the same time.
Reminds me of when I was watching one of the scary movies in the cinema and when the creepy kid's face suddenly appeared in the car window, it scared me so bad I screamed. I was the only one. And then everyone started laughing.
Something simmilar happened in the cinema where I was watching this piece of garbage movie, that I absolutely regret spending money on ticket.
Embarrious? Haha alright peace bro
That’s a good friend. Keep them.
@@katrin1334 F
"Nuns are tight" is my #1 favorite line from all pitch meetings (and I have seen them all).
Ah see therein lies the problem😂😂
@Dan Williams same here 😂😂😂
Better than "kids are tight"?
Semen is TIGHT
"Loose things are tight" is also one of my favorites
Where did they get all the blood of Jesus from? Does the Vatican have a Jesus blood bank? Seems super easy and barely an inconvenience to get your hands on.
Yeah, cobsidering this movie is in thr 50s and Jesus died over 19 hundred years prior of course the Vatican was able to save the blood from his corpse. Even though there was no way to preserve it, people won't think about it because we are going to put a lot of spooky stuff in the movie
Wine....wine is usually considered the blood of Christ but i dunno
@@somberstricken4424 ... Wine? So evil creatures are scared of wine?? Some how that just doesn't seem right....
@@claudewinters2091 yea I know but the body of Christ is bread and the blood of Christ is wine.
@@somberstricken4424 ... Oh you are talking about the representations of Christ body in a Communion service... Ohhh those are just stand-ins.... I really doubt that evil beings would be afraid of representations... Used in a Church tradition.
Please do a "Kingsman: Secret Service" Pitch Meeting.
I Agree
I second this!
Yes!!!!!
Playush should do the first one
Ik that would be awesome
"Nuns are tight!"
It's hard to argue with his assesment.
~Tyrion Lannister
That lined killed me 😂😂😂
Tight! Tuco tight!
Gregor clegane can attest to it
I don't get that reference. When did Tyrion had anything to do wit nuns in the tv show?
@@remliqa ah nay. The first one in "xy" is from the the Video and the other is a quote from Tyrion.
"Did getting buried alive by evil demon nuns not settle that?"
I laughed so hard I terrified my cat. I swear she teleported to another room.
Cats are tight
Let's just pretend that it didn't happen
@@Jay-vz7og But it did, though. 🤣
@@Bookwitchery Oopsie!
Nah, the cats are always halfway in hell, it's fine
My parents asked me to help move something and I thought I'd have to carry it upstairs, but they said it would be going downstairs instead, so I was like, "then it will be super easy. Barely an inconvenience," and my step mom was like, "OK Ryan," lol. I didn't expect her to get the reference. Pitch Meetings is everywhere.
Your stepmom sounds cool!
Cool stepmoms are tight!
@@fatdaddy1996 😂
@@fatdaddy1996 I like where you're going with this.
@@fatdaddy1996wow wow wow.......wow
My father was a Nun.
As whenever he was up in court and the judge asked "occupation", he'd say "none".
Blackadder reference?
Good joke
Classic Baldrick
Weird, since a Nun is a female and a Monk is her male counterpart...
Alexander Angelus you must be the funniest guy in every party
“Let’s just act like that didn’t happen”
It did though”
Sounds exactly like how people are feeling about this and Annabelle in the Conjuring Univers
Not going to lie. For a while, I thought they used that deaging CGI on Vera for this movie. I didn't know she had a younger sister. Whoops.
McBlam Entertainment whoopsy.
sister
I thought they were mother and daughter. 21 years is a hell of an age difference between siblings.
Whoopsy
I thought it was her daughter, and she was supposed to be playing her grandmother.
I'm surprised you didn't mention the World war two bombs thing.
'So the knights manage to close the portal hell with the blood of Christ which they have' 'Oh, that's good' 'But unfortunately some WW2 bombs fall on the Abby and open the portal up again' 'Wait so it takes a ritual to open it the first time and the literal blood of christ to close it, but a few man-made bombs somehow open it again. How does that work?' 'Because.'
Maybe those bombs were part of a satanic ritual.
"Personal space is important I guess"
You have no idea
I'm the total opposite.
*rick and morty flash backs*
Do Disney theme park movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion, Tomorrowland, etc.
Do some 90's stuff:
Matilda, Airbud, Flubber (family movies)
Men in Black, Spawn, Steel, Blade (peripheral comic book movies)
Total Recall, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero (Swartzenegger movies)
The Santa Clause, Jingle All The Way (Christmas movies)
They would get a lot less views and likes
He should just do all movies. Seriously, every movie ever, i'd watch all of 'em. He can go alphabetical or chronological, it just needs to happen.
@@fuktrumpanzeeskum So starting with Birth of a Nation...that'd get intense quickly.
What's even more confusing is that the Nun takes place 20 years before Conjuring 1 and Vera Farmiga is exactly 20 years older then her sister. They basically made the perfect set up for sister Irene to be a younger Lorraine, but they just decided NO at the last moment for seemingly no reason.
It's still my headcanon.
I thought about this too. It would've been a perfect prequel set up. I didn't even know they were sisters till I googled it b/c they looked so similar. Also: why did they choose Romania for a Catholic themed film? Romania is 4% Catholic since it has it's own Orthodox autocephaly!!!
"The Nun was nice enough to leave a little bell to let people know he's in there."
"Oh wow what a sweetheart..."
I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It could be transubstantiated
@@nicolasdiaz1542 wrong comment dude
Just like the girl from The Ring gives you seven days to live instead of killing you right then and there.
She's so considerate.
@@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long Seven days gives them time to pass it on to a friend and tell them to watch that wacky home movie someone shot, though. So it's a bit of a win-win.
"Oh, nun's are tight."
"Oh my God, what?"
🤣😂 Lmao
So are teens lol
@@lawliet2263 weirdo
"Did getting buried by an evil nun not settle that?"
"No"
"Well fair enough!"
Love it 😃
The bell in the coffin, is an actual thing cemeteries used to do, just in case someone was buried alive. Then they could ring the bell from inside the coffin to alert the undertaker.
That's where the term 'dead ringer comes from.
Y'all both just blew my mind
If you were poor you couldn't afford the bell..you would just die being buried alive that's why most coffins had claw Mark's on the inside of the lids.....😬😬
They mentioned this in the movie. But it doesn’t happen anymore, so...
@@1VikingBrute3 .... most? Hardly any. At all. Ever.
This is why many cultures have a vigil or a wake for several days before the actual burial. In case the guy isn't actually dead.
0:36 seconds in: " I was inspired by that Will Smith song that's all about nuns... Nun nun nun nun nun nun nun." Lol. I'm done already.
Marc E.T Don’t you mean you’re *nun* already? 😏
😂😂😂
Nun of this.
Stop your NUNsense
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
"Let's split up and look for clues. Welma and Daphne, we go this way. Shaggy and Scooby, you go that way."
"just shoving a whole lot of nuns in there"
this line also needs upvotes
Execute order 66th like
"just showing a whole lot of nonsense there" - that was indeed a clever line :D
Ooohh
Redditor
Shoving a lot of nuns is tight!
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience" gets me everytime
I was expecting a jump scare.
I realized as soon as he mentioned the jump scares that they might actually put one in this and started scouring the comments immediately 😂 it's 2am right now for me and I'm so glad they didnt do that 😂
Inine I’m disappointed they didn’t put a jumpscare here lol
Jump scares are tight
Nun-Nun-Nun Nun-Nun-Nun Nun-Nun-Nun... *Batman!*
Nun-nun-nun-nun-nun Leader!
Classic
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
N U N S A R E *T I G H T*
Kinda needed a NAH-nun-nun before the ....Batman! And you still don't have enough Nuns...but, how can you solve a problem like that? How DO you hold a moonbeam in yr hand?
"There's something there that wasn't there before" *Beauty and the Beast intensifies*
When You said -" there's something there that wasn't there before" it reminded me of the beauty and the beast song.
Genuinely thought they were gonna do some jump scare gag when he was talking about it. Got blueballed by joke anticipation lol
i came into the comment section too see if there was a jumpscare cause its dark and i would die
Fitting that many Nuns in must have been TIGHT!
I.....don't want that image in my head lol.
SnjperWulf But you are thinking about it, right? (Another pitch meeting reference, lol.)
@@PugnaciousProductions You don't have to tell me it's a reference lol; quoting Pitch Meetings is...you know. 😉
Actually no, super easy, barely an inconvenience
The Farmiga Sisters Are Tight (they should be called the nuns of Farmiga)
You mean... The buns of Farmiga?
Sheldon Creado or that
Wait a second. I think Ryan and his boss......are cousins or something. They are clearly related.....
Six Gage This was addressed. Ryan’s boss had surgery to look exactly like him. It was pretty funny tbh 😂
@@mattwood1562 hahaha
@Meizar Farizky Ryan's own channel does it even better!
It's clearly a collab with his younger sister who looks exactly like him
I feel a woosh coming
Remix the Pitch:
Tight 0:07
Super easy 2:13
Oh my god 0:08
I don’t know/fair enough 3:12
Whoopsie 3:02
Bonus “eggsorcist”0:19
i was ready for my *”oh REA-lly?”*
but I received “oh it is?”
😔
Can you do a pitch meeting for Saw.
Rick
Yesss
Hi.. big fan from India... Pitch meetings are tight...😀😀
Deni paul bobs and vagean are tight
@@mlaher7865 sure they are 😆😆😆
Mlaher786 lol 😂
9
Deni paul hey brother
Terrifying thumbnails are TIGHT
"Nuns are tight!"
"Oh my god what?!"
🤣
i bet they are very tight...
I could watch Ryan’s movie pitches all day.
I guess you could say it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience
Can you do a pitch meeting for the Taken film series?
Having skills is tight
@Stephen Honaker
His particular set of skills would make it super easy, barely an inconvenience.
that movie is just the girl having bad parents.
@@frankmyers8062
Exactly... they'll make for a really funny pitch.
@Caitlin Nelson you know now that I'm thinking about it, I believe you may be on to something with this. great pitch idea you have here!
2:50 Okay I would absolutely watch this movie.
As would I. That kind of movie sounds hardcore and awesome! Have it directed by Guillermo Del Toro and you’ve got yourself an Oscar-winner right there.
A pitch meeting on dragon ball evolution would be barely an inconvenience
No, let's just pretend this movie does not exist
kinda too easy a target
Bad adaptations are tight
NO!!!, THAT MOVIE NEEDS TO BE FORGOTTEN AND NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN!!!!!
@@frankmyers8062 ok jeez!!!
I am CONSTANTLY disappointed by CinemaSins to the point that I stopped watching them entirely...then I stumbled upon this series and you guys are pretty funny, I thoroughly enjoy watching a few of these at a time, great job guys! Wish you nothing but success!
"Nuns are TIGHT."
No Whoops; Whoopsie?"
That was definitely a "Whoops; Whoopsie!" moment.😧🤣
"Nuns are tight!"
i died
Do a pitch meeting for pitch meeting
You mean an inception pitch meeting 😂
Benit Kibabu nice.
Firestorm yes
@@BenitKibabu I really want to see this.
@@celestialpassion it's barely an inconvenience for them. They should do it
2:23 people really underestimate how far you can hear something in a silent night
I just watched the Nun for the 1st time, & I definitely thought Frenchie's one-liners were so outta place 😂
“Sounds like you should have written a movie about that. Whoopsie!”
Pitch meeting meets CinemaSins!
2:13 "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."
Thx.
I can say that in near perfect unison with the characters.
Amazing superpower
These pitch meetings are tight !
Watching them is actually really easy barely an inconvenience
Can’t...stop...watching...pitch...meetings! I thought it’d be hard to find time to watch these all in a row with my busy schedule, but actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"Let's just act like that didn't happen, okay?"
"It did though."
Big mood
This is great. I can't watch scary movies, but now I can get told the storyline in a non-scary format. Now I have another reason to love this channel.
Good. You shouldn't watch scary movies anyway, there is usually nothing good for your soul or mind in them. Better off ignoring them.
"Nuns are tight!" Hilarious 😂😂
This is just great Ryan. In the few days since I came across your channel it’s become a favorite. Thank you!
He’s the absolute best isn’t he? He has brought so much joy - what a talent.
I swear, I now see these two characters as actually two separate people. 😂 I thought it would be hard for the one guy to convince me he’s actually two people, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience. Woops, woopsie!
This is ONE OF MY FAVE Pitch Meetings! Ryan, you are TOOO FUNNY!!!
"Shoving a whole lotta nuns in there!" ROFLOL
"Nuns are tight"
BRUH!!
Nuns are indeed, very tight.
@@cjlooklin1914 Not the ones I had sex with.
@@dancrane3807 hol up
@@diobuthesconfused7507
put me in the screenshot if this goes into r/cursedcomment
@@dancrane3807 Oh no
Make batman and robin pitch meeting
TOTOS PROUDUCTIONS dude CHILL out
Ice Puns are tight
One liners are TIGHT.
@@EchthelionII Yep and it also had bat-credit card.
Only one "Bat nips are tight" comment?
*Disappointed.*
"That is the only logical thing to do when you hear something horrifying in the night." Hilarious!!!
But the priest knew that saying the Nun's name would banish her to hell? If he did that, wouldn't that have possibly stopped Frenchy from getting sort of possessed?
WHOOPSIE
Whoops
You should do twister! The 90's are tight!
3:04 when he says whoppsie it feels like he wants to kill the other... Him
"Personal space is important I guess"
2020: hahaha hahaha 😭
2021: Still laughing it up haha 😭
@@FroggyMosh yeah...2021 just bitchslapped 2020 in less than 2 weeks. 😑
This guy's named frenchy and he cracks a bunch of one liners like he's in a marvel movie. You mean the boys? No no no marvel but the boys though. 😂
Seems like one of the first pitch meetings - fun to see and hear the transition to newer videos. These are fun!
When I clicked on this the First thing I thought was that there was going to be a *Nuns are Tight* reference. Did not disappoint.
Romania is incredibly beautiful in places: the Nunnery is Corvin Castle in Hunedoara. One of the most incredible remaining castles on earth.
I can't believe how hilarious all these are! Thank you so much!
*binges all pitch meetings*
Nuns are tight... Oops
Whoopsie
So basically the awnser to all your evil nun problems is Jesus.
Sigmoid Beast You can use wine to simulate his blood in a pinch, and Mayo if you are really desperate.
Always.
Makes you wonder how Satan could send his right hand man into a holy place to terrorize, torture and brutally kill God’s loyal followers, but God didn’t think it was a big enough deal to send his son and fix everything in 5 minutes. His Jesus’ blood was enough to send Valak into a frenzy and throw him back to hell or whatever, you’d think he’d be able to set things straight immediately without all that stuff happening.
Doctor Cthulhu Grape Juice..
your answer to everything is Jesus (really Yeshua, which is his real name).
"oh yeah it's gonna be super easy. barely an inconvenience " i always wait for this line xD
4:51 Frenchy also had Jesus's blood in his hand. Missed that didn't ya.
Create a "The Matrix Pitch Meeting" already!!!
Second!
Halloween later this month - can we have some more spooky pitch meetings please!??
Do a ALF pitch meeting that would be Tight
He's really nailed Producer Guy. It's not just Ryan but two characters! The smarmy opening is getting there!
The sequel would be second to nun.
I really appreciate the fact that he didn't use any of the scenes from the movie in the video.
Agreed, otherwise I wouldn't be watching this before going to sleep
I was expecting a jump scare or two lol
When I saw this in theatres I kept on thinking about a pitch meeting for it!
"Yea, and then Irene gets possesed!"
"Oh, no! It must've been hard to save her!"
"Actually super easy barely an inconvenience!"
"That Will Smith song" ........OH RAPTURE, your videos are next level.
The bell inside the coffin is actually something old coffins used to have, because sometimes it was impossible to know if someone was really dead.
Yep, it is where we get the phrase, "dead ringer" from.
@@jmccuanu2 The phrase uses the words not meaning any of the two words. A dead ringer is something that spot-on identical. Dead is used as a meaning being as precise as possible, like dead-on, and ringer means something that's been substituted.
I still can't get over the first 20 seconds 😂😂😂.
Ryan: "Oh, Nuns 're TIGHT!"
Hmm...Xhamster would like a word with u guys lofl 😆
"let's just protend it never happened"
"It did tho"
XD
Oh no?! Oh good! Oh no!? Oh no!? Oh good! Oh no?! 4:20 That should have continued till the end, this guy HILARIOUS !!!
"thats not what the song is about" "WELL" LMFAOOOOOO
I saw this movie in the movie theater. The jump scares has to be one of the cheapest I have seen in my life. The noice was so loud that my ears started hurting.
I remember being tired from all the jump scares in this movie. I was a little upset like "alright here we go again".
Pitch meetings are tight!
Nobody: .........
My brain:..Nuns are tight
Wait what..😂😂
The “Priest following the demon boy” line was hilarious
At least for me
I was forced to see this in theaters, and I’m surprised he didn’t mention the literal Chekhov’s Gun that was in the movie.
he legitimately sounds dead inside this time around when he says "super easy barely an inconvenience"
You should've started with: "So you have an animated childrens movie for me?"
Movie Producer Guy 2019: Personal space is imporant or something I guess.
Movie Producer Guy 2020: whoops, whoopsie.
"I don't know!"
"Fair enough!"
🤣
"Nuns are tight!"
I see you're a man of culture as well