Picking up Chicks by Being an Ally
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I didn’t watch this, I only watch female produced UA-cam content.
Best comment so far, so long as you're a woman
Ryan has already identified as a female, bigot.
Holla holla
Ryan is a woman
well, why do you think Ryan doesn’t identify as a female? Did you just assume her gender?
These two are at the top of the game right now
"I just want female apples" 😂
"I'd rather eat shit....from a woman" 🤣
Ryan becomes unbearable over time. Idk why I keep coming back
Deadass fam🤜🏼🤛🏼
@@-.-Monster I come back because everything else sucks or I've already seen it. Oh and the funniest people I like with channels have been banned from UA-cam.
I hope not, that there's a lot more to come!
I love that Dominique became their hype woman. She was great.
It's funny because she is being made a fool of.
I have a feeling she knew something was up. He always finds the funniest people.
@@WiseOwl_1408 Not her in specific, more the hyper politically correct, gynocentric culture.
I’m ryan btw x3 🤣🤣
@@DaybreakPT but she's part of that... she was all on board with their extreme left rants
I saw Ryan in Vegas a week or two ago. He fucking killed it. I was literally in tears half of his set. As much as I love his skits, I think his standup is better. If he's going to your city, I highly recommend getting tickets.
🙌🙌
Sadly Ryan ignores us here in flyover country. We still love you, though, Ryan!
@@golfnz34me If you even live within a 5 hour drive of a major city, I'd say it's worth it to see him. I saw Adam Sandler and Tom Segura before Ryan, and Ryan was the best show of the 3.
Totally. Seen him (and Danny) a couple times.
Cheezus, ease up Ryan's NOT Mom.
See guys? It’s that SIMPle
I’d rather be a virgin wizard than degrade myself for sex or even dating
Dominique was legitimately really cool. Have to respect a woman that can fix an elevator with nails that nice.
lol that was cool
I've been struggling with a lung infection for a while, that skit almost literally killed me!
Get better dude
On headstone,"laughed to death sat on shitter watching a Ryan Long sketch 5 minutes after it dropped".
@@hitchslap8254 i would learn how to chisel tombstones just for that
your drugs are not helping. you need to supplement your vitamin c for a few days.
Make sure you watch Ryan's "Not voting for Biden turned me white" sketch, it'll definitely put the last nail in your casket 😂 but for real, best of luck
i support women so much i only watch pron with all female casts
Girl power, man!💪🏼👍🏼
only correct way to watch else its just homo cuck shit
I hope you make sure you have diversity of hot chicks in what you watch.
@@dorstefan he’d better!
@@dorstefan I agree , diversity beats personal preference
the two of you yelling over each other is hilarious
Strong impractical joker vibes
Dominique was awesome. Notice how she said she wasn’t gonna say fuck men. She respects men. There is a place for both men and women but no matter your sex you should be the right person for the role you are trying to fill.
She said she fixes elevators. She mostly likely spends a lot of time around men so she knows most aren't actually bad.
She probably identifies with men more then women but I'm jus speculating from her appearance and the way she talks, she's also not dumb she knew this was a prank
I want female apples 😂
Aren't all apples female? 🤔
Everyone knows that it's Eve who offers the best apples, not Adam.
@@delectablemimi Eve doesn’t have apples. She does have melons though…
@@delectablemimi thats sounds a line in a gay porno
Dominique passed the vibe check 😂❤️
How to pick up women…
Step 1: Pander. Hard.
Step 2: Smash.
Step 3: Reveal your trap card.
Step 4: Big success.
"Step 3: _Profit!"_
*Step 5: I don't remember giving consent.*
👳🏾♂️Big success buddy👌
Step 5: lose all respect and dignity
step 1: pander
step 2: smash. hard.
step 3: ghost
"Get the best person for the job. And that will be a female. It's pretty simple." 😂😂😂
He introduced himself 75 times 😂
Dominique is the kind of strong woman the feminists wish they could be
she is a feminist, she was on board with the bs they were saying
They all pretend they're Dominique doing actual hard work equal to a man
@@yourmum69_420 eh... she understood they were joking around. a hardcore feminist would've gotten mad about it. i'm pretty sure she's just one of the 80% of people who don't care about internet politics crap. i can't really judge though, that's just what it seemed like.
Then when they realize they have to fix elevators instead of getting more psychology degrees, they’re like nahhh
@@violarulez You wouldn't ever see a "new" feminist here unless to squirt
Edit found one in the comments, squirting how dare you, of course
“I’m not biased against men or discriminating against them, I just intentionally only buy things from women owned businesses!”
It's amazing to me how willing people are to get along with each other, if just given the chance. Dominique was great! Props to her.
I dunno man, I think it's pretty easy to get along with people that tell you exactly what you want to hear.
Right and they werepranking her and acting over the top and she still was sweet as pie to them i liked her
Everybody is nice when they realize there’s prob a camera on them
“I want female apples” 😂
It works so well that it works even when you're being clearly sarcastic O_O
lowkey, thats the only way it works. If your serious they start treating you like fool. That was masterclass of trolling as per usual.
Lmfao! This is pure gold! Also we gotta give it up to Dominique, she was fuckin awesome. Thanks Ryan for the belly laugh, Cheers.
Ryan and Nemo were great supporting males, but Dominique is the lead role we were all hoping for.
Yesssssss !!
Damn she fixes elevators? Good on her
She only works on the down button.
Going up in the world. _Copyright: Obvious Jokes Omnibus 2015_
As a great advocate of gender equality I elevate women!
I found the “im ryan by the way” one of the best lines. Just something about the timing and way he said it made it so funny
This new guy is so good with Ryan lmao 🤣 I’m in stitches 🧵
Pretty sure he isn't new #immigrantfather
@@shanerob5414 has a good Cameo in the boys... he's been at it a while hes pretty good
The man the myth the legend is @neemanaz
It makes me happy to see that there are still people in the world with a good sense of humor and ready to get along with everybody.
That first woman is a saint lol. That was funny as hell how she just sat through all that.
True.
She was so awesome !!
That poor woman for having to deal with their antics lol, she was a good sport. In a socially awkward kinda way
She was torn between runing away as fast as possible and staying for the entertainment.
The woman at the start is the best. You can see her thinking, "Get a load of these assholes."
Hahaha Nimo broke character when they started talking about Beyonce. He genuinely doesn't like her you can tell haha
Nah he was just switching up when he found she didn’t like Beyoncé
Can you blame him
Dominique was so chill
You can tell she is used to make banter.
Ha love the bit this was great. " Can I just give you money"😂
Dominique needs to be on the boyscast
YESSSS
Omgggggggg YES !!
The only thing that would make this better is if you had a third guy come in at the end to white knight. "These guys bothering you?"
Lmao that'd be great then they end up hitting it off walking down the street saying some chant and fuck men at the end 😂😂🤣🤣
“No I DONT want the women working at the restaurant because they’re queens…. NO THEY DONT DESERVE TO WORK”
😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
Flip-flopping the phones and back again to offer a balanced amount of yelling is some Marx Brothers-level absurdism!!
“I love you…….I mean only if you allow me to love you”…….. sweet 😂
“I like Beyoncé, too.”
Nearly spit my lunch out.
Ol Dominic! She didn't know what was going on. I was laughing so hard every time he shook hands and introduced himself
It seems like this strategy is really working for you guys, I think you should keep doing it
lmao you got em both right next to each other
Petition for Dominique to become a recurring character!
Legit. Hire that majestic based bottom GOAT. The people have spoken. We want more strong elevator technicians of color with uteruses making social commentary.
Within ten seconds I'm dying. Some of your concepts are hit and miss and this one is a bullseye
“im ryan btw” im stealing that
The fact that this actually got you farther than 90% of situations makes me want to go to the ER
They probably filmed in twice as many locations as we see here (and they're filming in a city for a reason), but yeah, agreed. Supposedly many right-wingers are men and many left-wingers are women, and if this is true then it is probably a security issue, due to how ostracized the right is in "modern culture."
@@HandleDisliker i feel like i need to go o the ER just in general from having to life a life in a world
she just mad cool
3:53 Now that’s a job with its ups and downs.
ahhhhh!!! Nice!!!
The first girl was the star of this sketch, 100%. 🙌
Look at that strong queen out there fixing elevators and shit. And they said it couldn't be done.
😂😂😂😂 the ladies are loving this
When they both got next to her at the same time was such a funny move
“I just want female apples!” 😂😂😂
Love Dominique
Dominique is actually kinda great.
Ryan should recruit her to do bits. She's unironically awesome.
First and last girls are so fun and cute! Thanks for the fun.
"Ninja turtles for women" 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 bruh that is hilarious
I love how much that last chick was getting into the joke.
No joke this is how I got laid at University of Washington Seattle (I wasn't gay enough to get a girlfriend). At the Tacoma campus you just need drugs and a BLM x LGBTQ+ tshirt.
I might do this if it ends up with my penis in an annoying girls ass maybe
Don't stick it in crazy, man 😬
I got a bj for wearing a "Support Ukraine" shirt and inviting her to come get a sixth booster with me.
what does "I wasn't gay enough to get a girlfriend" mean
@@danzwku Hard to explain, but if you come to the West Coast you'll immediately understand.
I don’t even step on a sidewalk unless I made sure a woman worked on curing the concrete…
You are the best thing that's ever come from Canada dude omg 😂
To be fair the bar for that is really low
That black chick was the best
that girl at the end was really enjoying it omg
Do more of this skit 😂😂😂
Dominique FTW! Girl is 🔥🔥🔥
Good luck picking that first girl up 💀💀🏋🏻🏋🏻🏋🏻🏋🏻
Man, Danny is getting FLAMED on these phone calls
Wish you guys made so many more videos like this
Prankinvasion wishes he thought of this title.
If they can't pick up any chicks, at least they can pick up each other.
"Simpin' ain't easy."
“Single mother… single father…. Ya” lmfao
I want women to roof my house
Them fckers would be put on sideways hahaha
I want women to take my garbage
94% occupational deaths are men, we need equality
I would literally rather be homeless than have MEN roof my house
I literally want to live inside a woman
"I just want female....apples." 😂😂
"I only support female owned grocery stores!"😂
These fellow's content is pure gold! Keep up the good work boys!
And then they just leave her! Omg that's hilarious
Ryan this had me laughing out loud through nearly the entire video hahahaha
2 words for you guys and your message
STUNNING AND BRAVE 👏👏👏👏
We need to do something about the strategic reserves of female apples.
he's rizzing
It's so cringe but I can't stop watching 😂
REPLACE DANNY WITH THIS GUY!!
She fixes elevators bro she a real one
The world would be a better place if everyone out on the streets had the same attitude as Dominique.
Poor Dominique!!! Freekin hilarious, guys!!!!
all the female comments in this comment section are so brilliant and enlightening
we women love you ryan
At least 50% of the harlots I hire were born women. The rest are members of the rainbow community.
If this doesn't mean being an ally, I don't know what does.
Stunning. Brave. Amazing. 😻
I'm Ryan, by the way.
As a left handed female dwarf, I appreciate you being an ally!
Your business will die pretty quickly.
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*tosses a comment to the algorithm*
You are killing it with the fat ladies, Ryan! Congrats
Self flaggelating whips missing
Come to Montreal
All I can think about is Humpty Dumpty watching this. I feel bad saying it but it is true
I just want female apples. 😂
"i am Ryan btw"
Lol! That She Peeps at the beginning was a microwave second from popping!
She just got a free show and was the star too. That was good.
I was expecting the guys to leave together there for a minute.
This is one of the best to date lol
Ryan can barely keep from laughing, it's great
Not the first time two guys were unable to pick up the first girl.
This is how you prank ppl without being an asshole... Much funnier as well
literally laughed outloud....so funny
Giving free comedy shows to women only on the streets, especially "women of color". Very progressive! Proud of you Ryan!
He just introduced himself yet the other guy already knows about his 3 sisters
"Sometimes you have to be extreme" ! LOL !
You just "meet" bump fist and then he knows everything about you... Lol😂