"Jeremy, it's rubbish, It's useless, you're wasting your time, I can't invest in this, so I'm out". Theo pathitis is out, Which means Jeremy's only chance is, duncan bannatyne.
y they dont get that he is portraying a parody of crappy entrepreneurs and take him seriously except Theo who sees right thru the act...but yeh I used to find JC v annoying but the more I listened to him the more I thought yeh maybe, ofc he does step over the line now and then but. whatever...
I remember watching this when it first aired and I absolutely lost it. It's after the one on the end says " this is the smartest I've seen you" and Jeremy nods his head so enthusiastically. He's so proud of himself
He says she "won't remember that" because she's too young... But really Deborah isn't young so Jeremy did the stupid laugh. U know how it is with women you shouldn't talk about how old they are
2:39 *I've never seen Theo Paphitis hold back laughter as much as he did and even Deborah cracked a smile... you know whatever Jeremy said was hilarious and unexpected!*
Question: "By children or are you gonna get adults?" Answer: "Can you really get children to work in a factory? Cause that would be brilliant if you could." That would exactly be my answer to his question. That idiot was asking for it.
Peter: "How much of YOUR money have you invested in this" Jeremy: "Absolutely NONE at all" Peter: "That is the best things that you've done yet" LOL 😂😂
Duncan: "Well Jeremy, I'm the last dragon in. I tried to tempt them, by making an offer, hoping they would come in with me." Jeremy: [shaking head] "Sorry - I can't understand a word you're saying" ... 😄😂😅😄😂
This is honestly the funniest shit I've seen in a while. I really wonder how long it took them to film this, because I can't imagine them keeping a straight face throughout this.
Ive watched top gear for the past 10 years, dragons den for the past 10 days lol. I remember this episode but now i have relevance of dragons den lol. This is great
0:49 The characteristic cough before revealing his idea, usually followed by 'Behold! The future' or something along those lines. Funny how you don't notice and appreciate that sort of thing until you lose it. I can't wait for 'Short, Fat and Slow', or whatever the new show will be called.
"It is total and utter shit"
_Theo pathitis thinks jeremy's car still needs some work_
LOL
"Jeremy, it's rubbish, It's useless, you're wasting your time, I can't invest in this, so I'm out".
Theo pathitis is out, Which means Jeremy's only chance is, duncan bannatyne.
His name sounds like a sickness
"I'm sorry to inform you that you have got a serious case of Theopathitis."
Ostkreutz Rox tittie
I can't be the only on that thought the narrator was gonna say "Theo Pathitis thinks Jeremy's car... Is shit"
"sorry I can't understand a word your saying" lmao Clarkson the fucking savage
Jaqen H'ghar it's a word you're saying, not "your"
Did he say that because of his accent hahaha
@@Fsoricko no ones gives a shit mate we aren’t writing uni essays it’s a fucking comment section on UA-cam
@@kianhardwick You didn't get the joke, lol the irony. 🤣 Plus it is all with hard coded subtitles. 😂
Glad they noticed that it was offensive
Deborah:why are your
arms wet
Jeremy: because they've got water on them
major Malarkey I actually pissed my self when that happened
His reply was so deadpan, i loved it.
They couldn't hold thier laughter! 🤣
Pissed myself 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean hes not wrong
"Jeremy has asked if he can get children to work in a factory." 😂
TheGamingManATee this is not real Jeremy has a lot of money now I know dragons den is fakr
Asmat Hanif its called "a parody"...
Asmat Hanif it's legit.
TheGamingManATee Peak Anarcho/Capitalist
It is real it was a parody on top gear
I love how we went from a regular Top Gear episode to a seamless transition to Dragons Den complete with the narrator.
Collab
@@AverageAlien both shows are BBC
Jeremy is in a class of his own!!
y they dont get that he is portraying a parody of crappy entrepreneurs and take him seriously except Theo who sees right thru the act...but yeh I used to find JC v annoying but the more I listened to him the more I thought yeh maybe, ofc he does step over the line now and then but. whatever...
+GB3770 the dragons are acting also!
I think you missed the joke.
They are not on Jeremy's level
Jack Costigan has
"How much of your own money have you invested in this?"
"Absolutely none at all"
"...that is the best thing you've done yet"
I WAS DYING WHEN JEREMY SAID,"I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD URE SAYING,"TO DUNCAN😭😭😭😭😭
Minty Gamer I cry every time I hear that 😂😂
Rip
normal English behaviour
Duncan was creasing!
Still way better than the new Top gear
Everything is better than new Top Gear :D
GrymSon69 true story bro ;))
are you german?
Finally, somebody said it!
Jesus what is the obsession with saying the words - still better than- . yes we get it new top gear is shit
why are your arms wet? becuz they got water on them. rofl
Who's rofl?
rhynouk1 yes
Benjamin T Haden don't know anyone called that
rhynouk1 It’s short for Rolf Harris
I c baj forsen1
"You started off apologizing why your sleeves were wet but you didn't explain why."
"Because they got water on them."
*BRILLIANT*
I'm sorry, I can't understand a word your saying.
the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Damian Williams ah fancy seeing you here, you still making the iPhone apps?
you're*
rofl when i heard zat part
Damian Williams the sleeves thing was funnier
Omg Ian, I'm a big fan!
Love, Tobi x
The insult to the Scot was bloody hilarious!
+MsVanorak inevitably you mean Evan Davies ; )
I remember watching this when it first aired and I absolutely lost it.
It's after the one on the end says " this is the smartest I've seen you" and Jeremy nods his head so enthusiastically. He's so proud of himself
Clarkson is a comedic genius
By genius you mean racist halfwit
When he made that joke to Deborah i fell of my fucking chair lol couldn't make it past 35 seconds
ikr!! get me everytime...... that joke, that face, that laugh.......... hahahaha
Could someone explain the Deborah cortina joke?
He says she "won't remember that" because she's too young... But really Deborah isn't young so Jeremy did the stupid laugh. U know how it is with women you shouldn't talk about how old they are
+Jonas Bezzubovas ah right thanks
1 year on and it got me
dragon: is this your first business venture?
jeremy: well apart from making the world's most successful television show.....
"Worlds most successful" lol wut
+Beef Cake are you an idiot? go and look up the stats and you will see that it is/was. don't cry amerifat
+Watch Me Whip Watch Me Bradberry He's not making it up, at it's peak, top gear had a world wide audience of 250 million unique views a week.
You mention "top gear" in almost any country and people know what you're talking about, lol
colomban thierry-Scully Presenting*, not making, presenting isn't a business venture
"You never explained why your arms were wet."
"Because I got water on them."
This is an underrated clip. Narrator’s sincerity got me
I'm crying at 'Jeremy has asked if he could get children to work in a factory' 😂
Can anyone ever imagine new Top Gear ever being this good?
No, but Jeremey, Richard and poor James are starting a new show on Amazon Video this Autumn!
+Lars Brakel (2016)
with Chris evans hell na
I havent even seen the grand tour, but I know it's better.
@@larsbrakel3802And 7yrs later it’s coming to an end 😢
"Jeremy, it's shit... Its total and utter shit"
Narrators, Theo Paphitis thinks Jeremy's car still needs work. 😂😂😂😂
the narrator is the best
I love how jeremy exposes one of its product its flaws by making his arms wet, im not sure if the dragons got the joke though
+Kevin van den Hoek why wouldnt they get the joke? its scripted..
you aren't sure if they got the joke? lmao?
oh i never got that joke....
Kevin van den Hoek I never clicked haha that's smart
What about the soap?
1 pound for 1 percent lmfao
Imagine if Jeremy accepted the offer. 🤣🤣
@@rainierogarcia8564it would be funny I would accepted anyway
that was blood funny warching him stand there like a naughty school boy.
It's got stripes on it?
I couldn’t invest in you, I’m out
Sorry I can't understand a word you are saying
Theo the fetus always has the children's interests at heart
Thumbs up if this is your most favourite Dragons Den.
Enzo20061234 no. My favourite was the one that came on yesterday with the waterjet
Enzo20061234 yes
Yes because it's jeremy clarkson & he mentions about the Ford Cortina MK1.
This was an episode of top gear not dragons den
They are all brilliant at playing along with it. Talent!
True 😂, this video is epic
This makes me cry with laughter every time without fail especially "Jeremy has asked if he can get children to work in a factory"
2:39 *I've never seen Theo Paphitis hold back laughter as much as he did and even Deborah cracked a smile... you know whatever Jeremy said was hilarious and unexpected!*
The fact that I’ve been binge watching old Dragon Den clips makes this even more funny when I watch it again today
Question: "By children or are you gonna get adults?"
Answer: "Can you really get children to work in a factory? Cause that would be brilliant if you could."
That would exactly be my answer to his question. That idiot was asking for it.
it was a joke
Sorry i don't understand what your saying. 😂😂😂😂
I love Jeremy Clarkson he is the man everything he does is funny
So true 😂
Deborah: Why would anybody buy this?
Jeremy: Because it's got stripes on it. 😂
To be honest £1 is probably now all Duncan has to invest anyway.
Stewart Howard Ayyy lmao!
LOL Duncan's dying to laugh
Peter: "How much of YOUR money have you invested in this"
Jeremy: "Absolutely NONE at all"
Peter: "That is the best things that you've done yet"
LOL 😂😂
Jezza on Dragons Den, how epic :D
yeh too right
VX97 would be epic
Theo : By children or you get adults?
Jeremy : Can you really get children to work in factory? Cos that would be brilliant if you could.
Rekt. Lol.
Duncan: "Well Jeremy, I'm the last dragon in. I tried to tempt them, by making an offer, hoping they would come in with me."
Jeremy: [shaking head] "Sorry - I can't understand a word you're saying" ...
😄😂😅😄😂
Love these little sketches.
Deborah “Why would anyone buy this?”
Jeremy “…..It’s got stripes on it”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
'It's got stripes on it'😂
"At the moment, you can't get it on a train?"
"Not as such."
Hahaaaa 'p45' I got the joke at the end :'D more relevant now though!!!
I don't get it?
when you quit/ get fired in the UK, you get a P45 (government tax form)
+Rage_Hardscope I think it means a forum you fill out for your pension
nah its the form you get when you are fired...
+GB3770 this was from before he got fired from top gear
They just couldn't handle the pure sigma male power
He clearly didn't give a fuck.
Also, I would buy it, if only to own a piece of Top Gear history.
“Jeremy, this is the smartest I’ve seen you.” Hahaha savage
"Jeremy, its shit" 😂😂
I shook hands with the true JC on Portobello Rd, he admired my
'The Clash' T-shirt. JC is brilliant.
0:14 Jeremy trying not to immediately burst out laughing 😂
I got soap in my eye let's gloss over that lol well fucking done
1:12 me trying explain
3:45 - 3:47 when I am punished in front of the school
4:19 when I claim my innocence
" you didn't explain why your arms are wet?" because they have water on them. lol.
Jeremy is a legend
couldnt stop laughing when he said could you get children to work in a factory
"It's total and utter shit"
*Theo Paphitis thinks Jeremy's car still needs work*
*Theo the Foetus
This is honestly the funniest shit I've seen in a while. I really wonder how long it took them to film this, because I can't imagine them keeping a straight face throughout this.
they should be thankful clarkson ever graced them with this invention, they missed out more than he did.
Is no one going to talk about the P45 joke at the end? I had to spend an hour washing coffee off my keyboard
I suspect majority of the viewers aren’t from the UK haha
Duncan - *Garbled Mumbling*
Narrator - JeRemY hAs InSultEd DooNkeN BannerTiNe
This is one of the best scenes with Clarkson ever. The Dragon Den commitee were to tough with him. 😂😂
I love how they very clearly know who's walking up the stairs but have to pretend they don't think this is a hilarious idea as well
I honestly can't believe the dragons didn't lose it and kept their faces straight
Very funny even now and great how the dragons had fun too with it
This is by far the funniest thing I have seen in awhile 🤣
I remember this top gear episode 😂, how an earth did the BBC get the dragons to agree to entertain this
Lmaooooooo Jeremy is one of the funniest people alive haha
0:32 that laugh 😂😂
"Jermey I'm going make an offer for you" MUSIC INTENSIFIES "£1 for 1%"
at 4:02 I felt kinda sad because he looked like an upset child
It's like back when I was a middle schooler trying to present my project
Theo: Jeremy, it's shit.
Jeremy: It isn't.
Theo: It is. Total and utter shit.
_Theo Paphitis thinks Jeremy's car still needs work_
Ha ha love it! Thumbs up and Greetings from Ireland! :)
4:34 he nearly laughs then, lmao
This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen in my life.
“ redesigning is quite easy you just take the seats out “😂😂😂
Jeremy Clarkson says cars should be getting smaller but he goes around driving Range Rovers and Jaguars 😂
"because they've got water on them" thats the reply you get when asking stupid questions that dont even matter
It did matter, his arms were wet because they were outside the "car", it's a flaw.
That last joke lmfao
Jeremy Clarkson to sum up in one word is a legend
When he says that to Deborah about the Cortina then does that laugh, was literally crying the first time I saw that 😂😂😂
Jeremy is a great guy well done 👍
I love how you can see some of them barely holding it together
so so funny....ive had a bad day....but this made it better
Really thought this was Comic Relief. Im a mug. Idk who made this but: genius! You totally captured Clarkson & how i hope normal people would react
honestly one of the funniest things i have eve watched
“Jeremy. It’s shit.”
“Theo thinks the car needs more work.”
Awwww Jeremys face near the end when they’re breaking him down🥺🥺😂
Absolutely brilliant!
"sorry I cant understand a word you're saying" lmao!!!
“Jeremy has insulted Duncan Bannatyne”
😂😂😂
The way he walks out at the end, like a school kid being told to go to the head office for being naughty.
After the segment, camera cuts, they all have a good laugh, discuss about how Top Gear is running, maybe even Richard and James are also present
“Jeremy it is total and utter shit” 😂🤣
"why would anyone buy this" Jeremey: it's got stripes on it
Ive watched top gear for the past 10 years, dragons den for the past 10 days lol. I remember this episode but now i have relevance of dragons den lol. This is great
0:49 The characteristic cough before revealing his idea, usually followed by 'Behold! The future' or something along those lines. Funny how you don't notice and appreciate that sort of thing until you lose it. I can't wait for 'Short, Fat and Slow', or whatever the new show will be called.
I wanna see the blooper on this episode