Hivemind Bits Bracket 3
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- What is the BEST bit in Hivemind history? Today we decide. 64 bits, 1 winner.
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shout out our goat mod kaitlyn.hartl for putting this bracket together with DJ Grant (also shout out reese west & the entire HMPCU)
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This is late night TV for those who are afraid of the sun
I can confirm
@@Digridershoutout digriders around the world
real
literally
I own the sun and I watch this every morning.
hivemind is the only channel where i’m happy that i get to watch 2 guys laugh at their own jokes for 3 hrs
Grant isn't a person, he's a jamie
It’s 2 hours and 41 minutes
@@zhooahahah1133ok.
I honestly think the silence after Brad’s “he was like 8” 25:11 is in contention for the funniest Hivemind moment ever. Not jokes or lines, I mean moments. The buildup to that silence is writer’s-room funny.
Without a doubt. Could literally be a moment from a dark comedy movie or something like 30 Rock.
And then just following it up with no he ate lmao I can't believe they stuck that landing after that grand canyon sized jump
up there with im not gonna shoot him
"Smuggling Egyptian salamanders out of El Salvador" would be an amazing Westside Gunn bar
boom boom boom boom
Accidental Bronson
or earl
Shhh he'll get mad
or dj drama ad lib
Episodes like this really make you realize Grant is Hiveminds laugh track
🐬
It adds so much though.
its an actual good laugh track though because it's natural and they don't have awkward silence in between jokes like sitcoms
Don't objectify Grant
@@chagrin6919womanify him
Both Riley AND Graydon just facepalming through the entire holocaust bit is killing me lmao
it’s such a well done offensive bit because you just simultaneously cringe and laugh your way thru it
at first I thought you said just "facepalming through the entire holocaust"
@@MarcyRavenManjigmmmmmmm
@@MarcyRavenManjim
That bit is transcendent
This is like the Grammys if people cared about them no more
no one care bout the grammys no more
AIN’T NOBODY!
Hey dawg
Riley’s sync with himself at 19:44 is insane
thats terrifying wtf
i was just gonna comment this. what a quirky lil guy
What?? What happened
@@rita89997look at both versions of him laughing
Was checking for this comment, that was so surreal
i had so much fun working on this, thanks for the opportunity love u guys❤❤❤
🐐🐐
@@europnyes !! filming tonight if all goes well :)
hi kait we love you
@@kait711yes my goat
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 woahhh
All the bits! Again!!
1:40 Himildish Gambino
3:18 Packaging genres
5:29 She itunes when i listen
6:16 Joe biden reading Gen z News (my fav)
9:07 Bear fight
11:30 Buckleberry's
15:01 Newborn Johnson
15:56 Blue's clues
18:51 British Mr. beast
20:44 We love ya Over here
24:22 Brad's grandpa slayed his way through the Holocaust
26:45 Quadeca's artwork
29:43 Smuggling Egyptian Salamanders
33:38 Dignan are you okay?
35:38 Michael Jordan Drunk driving
37:00 Falling over sitting up
38:45 Mitch-L/ Fourphans Porpoises
42:32 Riley's real Friends
44:52 Rolling Loud North Pole
46:58 Jauma
48:12 Read between the lines
50:14 Gettin jumped by 8.3 million people
51:33 Oh word?
53:39 Graydon Didn't know he was on youtube
55:02 Real Hinachi
56:49 Craniel the Grape Street Crip
58:29 WHOLE BOWL
1:00:29 Obama's drone strikes
1:02:22 Cold Shoulders
1:03:02 The Bibbbilic days?????
1:04:07 Adele is Jamaican
1:06:02 Riley has a graphic design degree
1:08:32 911 challenge
1:11:01 Graydon wants to see JAY-Z's penis
1:13:01 The top stops
1:14:09 Slapstick thirst traps
1:18:36 im not writing all that...
1:19:55 Home run celebration
1:21:57 shroker
1:25:02 Turning a hospital into a Chuck & Cheese
1:26:08 a world where girls can't sing
1:27:37 Baby recipes
1:31:18 i love big sean!!!!!
1:36:15 Extensive Stetson collection
1:37:53 Luh me da granky
1:40:32 whistle pig
1:42:08 Manifying objects
1:45:23 Graydon's bully energy
1:47:04 i have a confession to make.
1:49:58 WOKE UP IN THE MORNING PUT MY COFFEE IN THE MICROWAAAAAAVE
1:52:22 999, cunt
1:53:07 Drake's shower
1:53:56 Oops found him
1:54:28 Sponsored by Harry Styles
1:56:27 is this a bad guy
1:57:48 Bulgaria
2:00:52 Riley's audition
2:05:28 Coach that breaks down you confidence
2:06:47 gun to your head you gotta get a tattoo today
2:08:28 Do you identify with jamie???
2:09:29 testing the Murky Dark Waters of comedy
2:11:07 Floating rack
2:13:11 rotating cast of 15 characters
2:20:00 Putting down your dog with HIV
My job is done. Thanks (fixed)
I love you
Holy SHIT
oh how generous and kind
brad's grandpa bit is 24:22 not 26:22, just saying
thanks for the good work otherwise c:
nevermind all of them be messed up by 2 mins, probably cause you timestamped while the premier countdown was in the video. it happens
The bit to bit ratio in this one is CRAZY
@@adinz9691 Funniest shit I;ve ever seen
I was also in tears when you could hear the whispered “please god don’t let me die tonight” and I’m still giggling typing it out. Great picks fellas
when?
@@shoreZ home run celebration
i’ve come back to watch this like 3 times and it incapacitates me with laughter every single goddamn time. this bracket was goated
Can't wait for the hivemind bit bracker 65, where all of the winners of each bracket fight for the death for the number 1 spot 🥰🥰🥰
holy shit i thought of this exact premise when i was watching the video
@@demi172 omfg same💀💀
they should do this for their 65th bracket ever, so every winner of all the different brackets they do battle it out. Trapezoid vs Dan Marino Bit vs. Squirt etc.
@@adamco42 incredible idea... slight problem... I thought it first 😎😎😎
@@adamco42holy shit did squirt really win the beverage bracket i must’ve blocked it out
The "Shut Up Protest" bit has to be in another bit bracket! Shit had me DYING for minutes 😂😂😂
unironically could become my fav bit
Where is that bit, I wanna listen to it again but can't find it
@@JustAJauneArc32:00
buckleberry’s is actually such a heavenly bit, only graydiggy could have made it.
Justice for Buckleberry's, no bit has ever made me laugh so much
i think the "getting jumped by 8.3 million people" bit has to be the funniest concept
The thought of seeing a mass of people and instantly knowing it is exactly 8.3 Million People
Ah shit is that 8.3 million people😕?
what if the people started tripping over one another trying to get to you and trampled their own comrades
19:45
Riley's synced little laugh/lean with his past self is fucking adorable lol
ITS SO PERFECT WOAH
37:39 this clip makes me literal cry laughing i just have to keep replaying it, the look in rileys eyes
hes so taken aback
These guys are really on to something here. Can't wait to see what's next!!
I thought this was a fan channel for the longest
Quadecas story about the brian drawing is so funny It’s so relatable I feel like the same shit would happen to me
The fact that after all this time graydon still calls it a Demon drop instead of a death drop is so beautiful
the boobonic plague NEEDS to be in the next bracket, “can’t you see we’re in a plague, sister?!” is one of my favorite lines 😭😭
where is that one from???? plsss
@@pastapocha5708 i believe it’s hivemind jeopardy with quadeca!
The bit of ‘87 better be on here 😂😂.. William Afton is a monster 😂
Typically people think freddy fivebear was the bad guy but it was really this guy William Afton. THanks for sharing.
@@xdlmao42yea well what about that one time freddy fazbear ate that kid and became freddy fivebear, and then chica the kitchen
i invented westside gunn
I love you
Can't till kait drops "My Take on the Third Hivemind Bits Bracket"
🫣
I can’t till either, regardless of what Kait does. Maybe I could actually, just never tried.
cant wait to see what color her hair is now
Riley in the corner reacting the same way as Riley in the bits is phenomenal
Full bracket watcher here, I’m genuinely happy that the bit that won did. I think that bit is insanely slept-on so I was pleasantly surprised to see it make it on the bracket, let alone break the boys and make it to #1. See you guys in Brooklyn! I’ll be bringing 16 ounces of fentanyl for you to sign
Real Hibachi losing round one was criminal! Im gonna talk to my 8.3 million friends about this. You'll be sorry...
This comment is incredible
“Oh shit is that 8.3 million people”
idk why but that fuckin phrase just kills me bro
As a member of the lgbt community, I watched the Brad's grandpa bit in the original video and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The buildup to the "he was like, 8" then the dead silence afterwards brought me to tears
Didn’t ask
@@jacksonconstantine5740...
@@jacksonconstantine5740i’m in your basement
@@jacksonconstantine5740😐
@@jacksonconstantine5740 qeel/i0rz3lf
Brad's grandpa is definitely the one that makes me laugh the hardest and im glad to see it make it so far despite the understandable controversy lmao
Also a genuine comment for once your content gets me through my day without fail I can watch it all times of the day and feel better because of it
Same
Makes you feel better. Just like how dignan made me feel better after the death of my father. (He may have clubbed him like a seal but he did it with pureness)
@@potatoandbeans1543 how do you club someone like a seal 😭anyways yeah he was a real one for that
@@Thatsjusthewayitis In the Canadian commercial seal hunt, the majority of the hunters initiate the kill using a firearm. Ninety percent of sealers on the ice floes of the Front, where the majority of non-native seal hunting occurs, use firearms.
An older and more traditional method of killing seals is with a hakapik: a heavy wooden club with a hammer head and metal hook on the end. The hakapik is used because of its efficiency; the animal can be killed quickly without damage to its pelt. The hammer head is used to crush the seals' thin skulls, while the hook is used to move the carcasses. Canadian sealing regulations describe the dimensions of the clubs and the hakapiks, and caliber of the rifles and minimum bullet velocity, that can be used....
kinda like that, except with a golf club
😁
@@potatoandbeans1543 oh so Nathan fielder was involved nice
I love how the bits brakets have their own bits in them too.
i love how ryland keeps crying bc of how funny the bits are. too bad shane got cancelled so he missed out on this glorious video
who
@@jackscorpion6442 rylord
@@jackscorpion6442 Shane
Saving my favourite bits;
Biden 6:16
Newborn Johnson 15:01
Blues Clues 15:55
Mr. Beast 18:51
Brads Grandpa 24:22
Michael Jordan 35:39
North Pole 44:54
Word? 51:33
Graydon doesn’t know 53:39
Craniel 56:50
WHOLE BOWL! 58:30
Adele 1:04:08
9/11 1:08:33
Home run 1:19:56
Big Sean 1:31:19
Granky 1:37:55
Ritherspoon 1:47:05
Drakes shower 1:53:08
Invisible rack 2:11:10
I completely forgot about WHOLE BOWL! I hope it goes far
Thanks dude
Please don't be saving anything named "Newborn Johnson" on your computer
i think riley feeding graydon's delusions of eden being real is my favorite bit
I love it because every time Eden is on- Riley thinks that he’s doing a Make A Wish for Dignan! Love him to death 🥰
I love how at 19:45 Past Riley and Current Riley have the exact same reaction, right down to the timing
I was genuinely heartbroken to see the rotating cast of 15 characters go out like that :(
Honestly should have won
@@calebhatcher5789100% thought it was winning but not mad at all with the 2 picks in the end
Me too, honestly. I do not even have words to describe how hard I was laughing at that bit when I first saw it in the original video. Oh my godddddd I was dying
OK but "Don't self harm on TV" (1:06:53) made me laugh soooo hard!!! What follows is sort of an amazing reprise of "Graydon didn't know he was on UA-cam". The poses, the faces... Quotes like "You have a lot of charisma for such a nervous guy", "It was a visual gag" and "I should take my wallet out"... ICONIC OKAY?! Really hoping to see it in a future Bits Bracket!
Buckleberry's is very structurally similar to the summoning the Kool Aid Man bit... Positively Graydonian
waiting for them to do 61 more of these so they can do a hivemind winner bits bracket bits bracket
32:34 maybe it’s a little meta to have a bit from a bits bracket video but the idea of a protest where people are just shouting “shut up!” is too funny to me
YES I've always loved that part so much
i love watching my favourite strangers talk about how funny they are
Looking forward to the inevitable “Hivemind Bits Bracket Bits Bracket” where Riley and Graydon ranks the best bits from the bits bracket videos.
p.s. dignan deserves jail time for what he did with my grandmother.
The sync that Riley has with himself at 19:44 is crazy
Was legitimately having the worst day of my life and this video made me feel so much better. Thanks guys another great vid :) ❤
i wish you lots of really good days ❤️
deadass same i went from bawling my eyes out earlier today to audibly laughing n giggling
@@flxckkyou too, I hope things are getting better ❤️
i genuinely was having a terrible day, just broke my ankle again 4th time this year but when i saw this premiering i got so happy and made my entire day because i knew i was going to get to watch this for the next couple hours. thank you hivemind
Damn your ankle weak af
who were you trying to guard?
just a little basketball joke..hope your bones heal!
your ankle is gonna be powder if you keep breaking it bro
funny enough it was during basketball lmao@@michaelstack8290
i haven't finished yet but rotating cast of characters is the best bit they've ever done. i've watched that video three times since it dropped and it still cracks me up
seems like riley came in with a big idea today
How did u know
@@jake-uh4uq i saw it in a dream
Floating rack is easily my favorite bit to ever happen on this channel. It is the perfect combination of realism and comedy.
OOHHHH YEAAAAHHH
"bugs is smoking on fudd pack" was absolutely snubbed for bits bracket 3 i stg
I think I can speak for 15+ characters when I say I am PISSED at Riley.
I wish I could hear their sound playing while the bits are playing. I like hearing their reactions to the bits and which parts make them laugh. It makes me feel more engaged and connected.
just the "my wife needs a new nose, my kids need a new nose" out of nowhere had me laughing more than anything else
As living my whole life in Kansas, there are indeed three buckleberry’s in manhattan. Proud of the knowledge from Graydon
15:18 has got to be one be one of my favorite Hivemind moments ever. The joke visually hitting Riley is amazing every time
with all the bits in this video, eventually they’re gonna be able to make a hivemind bits bracket bits bracket
For bits bracket 4, please include the bit where Graydon did every exercise until failure, I can’t remember what video it was on and it’s the hardest I’ve ever laughed at one of your bits. Much love ❤
Hivemind video idea: bit vs. bit and they guess which bit is liked more by fans
I love that the home run celebration won even though I didn’t even remember it until I now just saw it again. I can’t believe I didn’t even remember it and it now has me crying and dying.
19:42 past and present Riley laughing completely in sync here is just perfect
“Word” was my favorite bit, and I’m shocked and happy it got so far.
Yo, just watching this vid rn, thanks for mentioning my animation ❤ I don't usually have the energy for projects like that so I'm glad ppl like it sm
the egyptian salamander bit legit just made me cry i was laughing so hard
fourphans porpoises has me dead as fuck holy shit
Can't wait for the inevitable episode with dignan and graydon in a sort of jack and jill parent trap situation
this is like the guinness book of world records but for uber eats drivers
Mitch-L is the funniest bit here
For anyone confused by the title this is Hivemind shows their bits bracket 3 I don’t know how UA-cam allowed this but we finally don’t have to just imagine diggy grinding
"floating rack" going out in the first round has officially ruined my day. genuinely an all-timer.
I thought it would at least make it to semifinals
my favs :)
5:29 she itunes when i listen
40:50 fourphans porpoises
1:04:07 adele is jamaican
1:18:36 scrunchfuckers at fuddruckers
2:09:29 testing the murky dark waters of comedy
2:13:11 rotating cast of 15 characters (my favourite lol)
Ready for Pulled Pork Park to sweep next bits bracket
Been waiting to see Mr Ritherspoon's story get air time on the main channel. Best bit you guys have ever done.
Kat Williams Harry Potter belongs in bits bracket 4
Remember in the second Worst Songs Bracket when Graydon said he hates Bo Burnham because he's the type of guy to go on a panel and talk about what makes him funny?
Hivemind did that three times.
For future bits bracket purposes, one of my all-time favorites that still hasn't made it into one yet is from the guess the song from the genius annotation 2 video when Dignan talks about his world records. "Prettiest mice belt", "Nice mice Ice Spice" and "You know what rhymes with orange hair, Ice Spice" are lines that get me every time.
I wish they left the part of baby recipes when brad guessed baby soft spot after
bits for 4
1) american pie recital
2) good for you recital
3) “oh fuck i dropped my duh-duh-duh”
19:45 Riley laughing the same exact way in the clip and in real time is so funny
The whole dignan protest bit had me in tears from start to finish
Main conclusion is that we need you to make ‘guess the rapper from the extremely extensive Stetson collection’
31:40 has gotta be in the next bits bracket
Can't believe Bulgaria didn't make it out of the first round, that's one of my favourite bits
it's insane that the new 15+ characters lore dropped on a hivemind bits bracket to me could win the next bracket
The "dignan cancelation" bit is already a lock for Bits Bracket 4
I almost choked to death from laughter, just like this one time d*gnan made me smoke the salamander plutonium blunt
The silly face with the tongue sticking out, the sideways hat into praying to god to not let you die tonight… I think muscle fractures from laughing so hard
Buckleberrys puts such a vivid image in my mind when he said Dr. Buzz is trapped in the rafters
It always reminds me of robot chicken intro
I've wanted this to appear in Bits Bracket since the first one, but you need to include the bit from 1v1 Song Battles where Graydon compares Immortal Technique to a horror movie and Riley Says
"Whoa don't spoil it!"
"What? I just said *a* horror movie."
"But I haven't *seen* any horror movies!"
this is so far the best collection of bits imo
the rush of joy i got from seeing this pop up on my recommened absolutely made my night! Love your guys' videos!
19:46 Not Riley laughing and leaning over the exact same way both times 😭
petition to do 64 bits brackets and have all the winners be in a mega bracket to determine the ultimate hivemind bit
this is the Superbowl for former gifted kids
Mr Ritherspoon is an ALL TIMER. Absolute classic
they should do a bracket where it's all of their worst bits and they find out which the worst one is
Word? is by far my all time favorite, I think that's one of the few bits i've randomly thought of before this video and had to go look up and screen record in order to send it to my friends cause it makes me laugh so hard
0:09 It's "lackadaisical," not "lacksidaisical." Upon hearing this mistake, I neither unsubscribed from the channel nor tripped a blind elderly woman on a crosswalk.
The bitception is strong with in this one. Love seeing future bit bracket bits in the bit bracket
Slapstick thirst trap is easily my favorite Hivemind bit of all time
My absolute favorite part of this is that Ant did that entire Blue's Clues rant without knowing that Blue is a girl dog.
Finally. The first 2 and a half hour long video i can watch over and over again.
Bracket 4 gotta have quadecas winning video celebrations