sharpest Fake egg kitchen knife in the world

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  • @kiwami-japan
    @kiwami-japan  5 років тому +7651

    簡潔にまとめると、ドッキリする相手がいない男が、
    AI画像認識(Googl lens)を騙して一人で喜ぶ偽卵製造ドッキリ動画です。
    男「テッテレー 偽の卵でした\(^^)/」
    AI「(゚Д゚)ハァ?」
    こんなイメージです

  • @rotyhaku5724
    @rotyhaku5724 5 років тому +784

    こんなに外国語のコメントが多いにもかかわらず日本語を使い続けるところが余計好き

    • @So___
      @So___ 5 років тому +164

      しかもほとんどが「なんでも凶器にしやがる」「道具の触り方がwww」「寝なきゃいけない時間なのにUA-camのおすすめに出て来たせいで眠れない」とか「意味わからなくて面白い」とかいうコメントなの、やっぱり言語が違っても思うことは同じなんだなって........( ˘ω˘ )
      追記 - グッド上位にあった面白い英語コメント意訳:
      「しばらくこのチャンネルの動画見てなくてこの動画あってるかなって不安だったんだけど、牛のやつの触り方で『これだ』ってわかった」
      「20:00 彼、ナイフ以外のオモチャを発見してしまったようだね( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)」
      「マジでこの人昼間何の仕事してるの??プロのシェフ?エンジニア?科学者?知識量半端無いしスキルの幅が広すぎ」
      「なんか科学者が少しずつ狂ってく過程を見てる気分」

    • @涼風-z7t
      @涼風-z7t 5 років тому +27

      M 01 そういう事が書いてあるんですね!!ありがとうございます!!←

    • @So___
      @So___ 5 років тому +2

      台湾の中国語を学ぼう !
      ありがとうございます!笑笑 今は中国語習得頑張ってますᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ 我現在住在中国、但是不会说汉语;(( 頑張らねばーー💪🏻💪🏻

    • @So___
      @So___ 5 років тому +7

      るり いえいえ!人間言語の壁を超えて同じ感想を共有してるの面白すぎですよね😂😂

    • @So___
      @So___ 5 років тому +2

      君が前世かもしれないし来世かもしれないけど、
      お役に立ててるなら良かったです...!コメントがグッド順に並ぶので毎回目につくかは分かりませんが、ちょこちょこ意訳やりたいなと思ってます笑笑

  • @WaitWhyAmIEven
    @WaitWhyAmIEven 5 років тому +4434

    "So kiwami, got a new knife for us?"
    "Sure do!"
    "Oh boy! what's this one made out of?"
    "To explain that, I need to make several kinds of fake egg..."

    • @beardedemperor
      @beardedemperor 5 років тому +212

      Kiwami has run out of natural objects to make knives from. His solution: start fabricating a new Nature.

    • @HelloKitty-wm7gr
      @HelloKitty-wm7gr 5 років тому +52

      @@beardedemperor this sound so ominous but i love it
      OMG WHAT IF HE MAKES A MONSTER TO MAKE A KNIFE FROM AND IT ENDS UP LIKE THE DAISY BROWN SERIES
      OR WHAT IF HE ACCIDENTALLY OPENS A PORTAL TO A DANGEROUS DIMENSION WHEN TRYING TO GATHER MATERIALS FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS
      AAAAAAA SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE ABOUT THIS
      -shit i got all summer, maybe i should some time-

    • @Fenrirknight7
      @Fenrirknight7 5 років тому +26

      Just a practice run before making one with real eggs.

    • @elcatrinc1996
      @elcatrinc1996 5 років тому +9

      he will build a nether portal and build one out of soulsand and nether cuartz

    • @cheese5207
      @cheese5207 5 років тому +9

      Yuri in literature club should marry this guy.
      He has a lot of KNIVES

  • @ktlovemail
    @ktlovemail 5 років тому +4602

    You forget half way through he’s making a damn knife

    • @teeth3206
      @teeth3206 4 роки тому +197

      I get halfway and think I'm watching a weird cooking show

    • @immeeka6301
      @immeeka6301 4 роки тому +101

      I get half way through and think that I’m on drugs.

    • @ajrspace8321
      @ajrspace8321 4 роки тому +55

      I could on only think “how?”. how’s he gonna make a knife?

    • @leo-mk7vh
      @leo-mk7vh 4 роки тому +17

      I get halfway and get an ad

    • @interesting2me
      @interesting2me 4 роки тому +20

      Watch out, cucumber.

  • @timhess8249
    @timhess8249 5 років тому +2307

    Other youtube channels: "Let's make a fake egg!"
    Kiwami japan: "Let's make a fake egg, AND THEN TURN IT INTO A KNIFE"

    • @flyin4352
      @flyin4352 4 роки тому +25

      A bizarrely cute knife at that.

    • @notme5501
      @notme5501 4 роки тому +4

      And also a fleshlight

    • @csquared4538
      @csquared4538 3 роки тому

      @@notme5501 what's a fleshlight?

    • @Bruh-qr1qt
      @Bruh-qr1qt 3 роки тому

      @@flyin4352 uwu

    • @bun37yearsago61
      @bun37yearsago61 3 роки тому +1

      @@csquared4538 You’re too pure for this

  • @prilan217
    @prilan217 5 років тому +4165

    The way he always sensually strokes his equipment is both cute and mildly concerning

    • @alexandermaxx
      @alexandermaxx 5 років тому +151

      I laughed way too much cuz of this comment lol

    • @neonrat4725
      @neonrat4725 5 років тому +113

      Id say only concerning

    • @niconathan6701
      @niconathan6701 5 років тому +164

      *concerning asmr*

    • @unculturedswine5583
      @unculturedswine5583 5 років тому +58

      thats probably a common reaction towards any serial killers' daily life ,mostly

    • @zoulee3867
      @zoulee3867 5 років тому +13

      You have 911 likes so I wont ruin it

  • @Choco12234
    @Choco12234 5 років тому +3535

    Seriously what is this guy's day job? A professional chef? Engineer? Chemist? Such a wide range of knowledge and versatility in skills

    • @aarason
      @aarason 5 років тому +20

      Tin 2 i thought the same😂👍🏻

    • @cryptictides6081
      @cryptictides6081 5 років тому +127

      Chemical engineer could be it

    • @nanaki-seto
      @nanaki-seto 5 років тому +112

      @@cryptictides6081 His vids center around knife making and restoration my guess is he likely makes and restores chef knives.Exotic hard woods and other materials. The fake food stuff he uses used as a glue would perma bond a exotic wood handle to a blade and as it can be eaten it is food safe. Sure you can use epoxies etc for high end chefs etc knives and they are food safe but they are honestly not as good.
      ua-cam.com/video/mUfK3iu7-N4/v-deo.html

    • @unclejim7973
      @unclejim7973 5 років тому +53

      ASIA

    • @oklahomacannabisenthusiast9983
      @oklahomacannabisenthusiast9983 5 років тому +40

      A knife maker of course.

  • @pielander
    @pielander 5 років тому +2391

    it's like watching a scientist slowly go mad with power

    • @crocus8080
      @crocus8080 5 років тому +63

      That's exactly what's happening

    • @kantongkresek1512
      @kantongkresek1512 5 років тому +11

      Wasn't that the reason you subscribe?

    • @soup331emd5
      @soup331emd5 5 років тому +21

      no man should have the power to make a flesh-light into a knife.

    • @kurisutina6238
      @kurisutina6238 4 роки тому +1

      I'm mad scientist it's so coool! Sonuvabitch

    • @Sequere-Nos
      @Sequere-Nos Рік тому

      I don't think we'd survive if he fully lost it

  • @hypersomniiac
    @hypersomniiac 5 років тому +1442

    i really wonder what he does with these knives- does he just have a huge chest full of the knives he's collected over the months of making these things?

    • @Kaitkstokes
      @Kaitkstokes 4 роки тому +126

      It seems yes with some but if they are melt-able like the jello knife and one maybe two others he melts them back down but the other ones … I dread to think

    • @notstressmess1883
      @notstressmess1883 4 роки тому +35

      I think he uses those knives or sell it or have a collection of thenes for uhh desing pourpuses

    • @1Thatstrangeguy
      @1Thatstrangeguy 4 роки тому +115

      See we only know about these knives because he started filming. Imagine how many he has accumulated since before he started filming.

    • @barrier5649
      @barrier5649 4 роки тому +16

      1Thatstrangeguy I don’t want to

    • @catherinebaker9534
      @catherinebaker9534 4 роки тому +61

      Well he ate the pasta knife and buried the primitive stone knife and the ice knife melted so he probably doesn’t have every single one

  • @PaulHofreiter
    @PaulHofreiter 5 років тому +11114

    We are getting closer to making a knife out of crystal meth.

    • @eternalypissed
      @eternalypissed 5 років тому +352

      He didn't make a salt knife yet. That would be the closest thing TBH.

    • @marileed8504
      @marileed8504 5 років тому +81

      Breaking bad up in this bitch

    • @strykeresco
      @strykeresco 5 років тому +15

      @phuc ewe did you chop it down?

    • @rfnugi
      @rfnugi 5 років тому +41

      Jesse's Breaking Bad: "Yeah Bitch! Yeah Science!"

    • @travmann
      @travmann 5 років тому +5

      Nugi Nugi Yeah magnets!

  • @user-ks9ho2tn5m
    @user-ks9ho2tn5m 5 років тому +816

    途中のなんの動画見てたんだっけ感がすごい

  • @demisteph
    @demisteph 5 років тому +666

    I watched this all the way through. And I'm still not 100% sure what's going on.

  • @ansilicon3365
    @ansilicon3365 5 років тому +1955

    Airport security: “we have an advance metal detector so no one could carry weapons on board”
    This guy: *makes a knife out of food*
    Airports:*surprise pikachu face*

    • @barrier5649
      @barrier5649 4 роки тому +160

      This is why they don’t allow outside foods or drinks, it’s this man that caused it.

    • @willanthoniozeppeli7913
      @willanthoniozeppeli7913 4 роки тому +87

      *Proceeds to make knives out of cardboard *

    • @pollianapavloski7911
      @pollianapavloski7911 4 роки тому +15

      @@willanthoniozeppeli7913 I believe I've seen this video on his channel already

    • @sankyumiku
      @sankyumiku 4 роки тому +8

      @@willanthoniozeppeli7913 well, paper

    • @sisyougood7300
      @sisyougood7300 4 роки тому +6

      Security be lookin like: *:0*

  • @CRthom
    @CRthom 5 років тому +1473

    pale orange lump: *births cucumber*
    me: uhh ok, umm.

  • @JAzure-hk1sx
    @JAzure-hk1sx 5 років тому +1922

    When you've aced chemist and engineering, but also a knife enthusiast

    • @Muni_Puni
      @Muni_Puni 5 років тому +22

      J. Azure -and you’ve also started getting into asmr

    • @JAzure-hk1sx
      @JAzure-hk1sx 5 років тому +3

      @@Muni_Puni ohoho, maybe not
      I was looking for asmr videos, while somehow seeing kiwami's vids, so yeap

    • @luco663
      @luco663 5 років тому +2

      No not knife enthusiast, sociopath.

    • @tobikms1709
      @tobikms1709 5 років тому

      I remember seeing a comment on how his actual job is a cook but that may not be true idk

  • @dusty2517
    @dusty2517 5 років тому +2442

    Me: **haven't watched this channel for a long time**
    Also me: I'm not sure this is the right channel..
    Person: **whips out the cow thing**
    Me: This IS the right channel.

    • @jackdillon7565
      @jackdillon7565 5 років тому +79

      lmao he's definitely been evolving, it's a lot weirder now that he's run out of regular things to make knives out of lmao. but the cow remains

    • @ericwalsh2954
      @ericwalsh2954 5 років тому +32

      @@jackdillon7565 he's gotten full asmr where before it was mostly accidental now he legit does it on purpose

    • @sipenarekbecha7193
      @sipenarekbecha7193 5 років тому +5

      is that just a pure plain water in his cows ?

    • @coffeebeaan_
      @coffeebeaan_ 5 років тому

      Houwtt oh god same af😹😹😹

    • @coffeebeaan_
      @coffeebeaan_ 5 років тому

      zeem buo yes

  • @xaleypoo4779
    @xaleypoo4779 5 років тому +2957

    3:06 Good to know they make condoms in my size.

  • @razee.8303
    @razee.8303 5 років тому +4938

    i got kinda scared when he pulled out the finger condom

  • @mimble
    @mimble 5 років тому +605

    The sass and sarcasm this dude is able to portray using just his hands is ridiculously hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Fenrirknight7
    @Fenrirknight7 5 років тому +864

    Harder than a frying pan.
    "This can be eaten."

    • @kostetmk3184
      @kostetmk3184 5 років тому +3

      Why not?

    • @chaos_omega
      @chaos_omega 5 років тому +1

      @@kostetmk3184 Diverticulitis?

    • @89yhg98i0
      @89yhg98i0 5 років тому +1

      anyway it is not frying pan. delicious

    • @dltr4730
      @dltr4730 5 років тому +5

      Now you know a new way of getting rid of people, just mix this into the food to perfor their intestins and wait for the stomach acid to dilute it beyonde recognition

    • @kauanmatuzalem8711
      @kauanmatuzalem8711 5 років тому +1

      *FOOD ADITIVE* NOT *FRY FOOD ADITIVE* ;-; srry my caps is on accidentally

  • @randomex1383
    @randomex1383 5 років тому +889

    2019: “Sharpest fake egg kitchen knife in the world”
    2050: “sharpest air knife in the universe”

    • @anashira4072
      @anashira4072 5 років тому +39

      219650: "Sharpest knife universe in the air"

    • @Yes-kb5yv
      @Yes-kb5yv 5 років тому +14

      @@anashira4072 Made by Kiwami of the 10000000000000000th generation.

    • @michiganmitten1147
      @michiganmitten1147 4 роки тому +8

      If you go to Hong Kong and vacuum up the air for like days straight you can make a brick out of the pollutions and then make a knife look it up on UA-cam collecting pollution from Hong Kong air

    • @Specifix5
      @Specifix5 4 роки тому

      Powercore Jame correction;
      219650: “Sharpest Universe knife in the air”

    • @gastonitalita5581
      @gastonitalita5581 4 роки тому

      So you're telling me we're going to be air bending by 2050? fuck ye

  • @lew2696
    @lew2696 5 років тому +595

    I'd pay a lot of my money to just casually glance into his silverware drawer

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 5 років тому +25

      Just chopsticks

    • @downiemcsyndrome8067
      @downiemcsyndrome8067 5 років тому +5

      @@michaelfinlay1412 Lmfao

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 5 років тому +1

      @@galaxydragons6244 I'm talking about his silverware drawer (idk how to spell it) and not his knife drawer

    • @OrangeNoNukegara
      @OrangeNoNukegara 5 років тому +1

      @@galaxydragons6244 k-nives say it with me k-nives

    • @galaxydragons6244
      @galaxydragons6244 5 років тому

      Michael Finlay there are some utensil knives?

  • @レーベンシュタイン距離
    @レーベンシュタイン距離 5 років тому +157

    前半人口卵に感動しちゃって後半包丁作り始めてからそういやこの人包丁作る人だったわってなった。

  • @TheShinySnivy
    @TheShinySnivy 5 років тому +1582

    Him: Look, caviar.
    Google: Pepper?
    Him: It’s caviar.
    Google: Ohhhhh! Blueberries?
    Him: Ca-vi-ar. Caviar. Fish eggs.
    Google: Oh, right, I get it, I get it!
    Google: Poodle?

  • @gassnake2004
    @gassnake2004 5 років тому +362

    I love the way he somehow manages to give a pained thumbs up

  • @momochica_DANAN
    @momochica_DANAN 5 років тому +289

    きゅうり登場のさせ方が圧倒的に不審ー!!
    そして人工キャビアが犬と認識されたのが面白すぎて…!!

    • @Cooma05
      @Cooma05 5 років тому +8

      ほ ん そ れ

  • @VoxxeI
    @VoxxeI 5 років тому +778

    Person: pulls out knife
    Captions: *this can be eaten*

  • @nancywinner
    @nancywinner 5 років тому +1413

    Pharmacy: Excuse me sir but why are you buying all these drugs?
    Him: I'm making a knife.
    Pharmacy: *confusion**

  • @controversialCoven
    @controversialCoven 4 роки тому +208

    I got bored and used a direct translator on the Japanese title
    “Camoflauged eggs are perfect for miniature knives”
    ...I can’t tell if this is accurate or not
    Edit: it says his name is “the overwhelming suspicious person” holy-

  • @limontree476
    @limontree476 5 років тому +903

    "So what do you do for a living?"
    "I make knives"
    "Oh, so you work in a production factory?"
    "... not exactly"

  • @ヘラクレスぱうだー
    @ヘラクレスぱうだー 5 років тому +27

    この人そもそも頭がいいし技術力も持ってるしこういう変なこと考えられる事も含めて尊敬してる

  • @MaxGreen111
    @MaxGreen111 5 років тому +319

    I both trusty the steady gentleness of his hands and yet fear their potential power.

    • @clakscovsky
      @clakscovsky 5 років тому +15

      as well as nut to *it all*

    • @neuroticchaotic
      @neuroticchaotic 5 років тому +10

      there are two kinds of people

    • @BowsOnMy
      @BowsOnMy 5 років тому +2

      My dirty mind I'm-

  • @panthercitytax4374
    @panthercitytax4374 5 років тому +209

    20:03 he must’ve been like “oh yea, I’m saving this for later”

  • @sunnycomb
    @sunnycomb 5 років тому +976

    Prisoner: Dang, I don’t know how we’re going to get out of this prison :/
    Kiwami: *sharpens air knife*

  • @ceecraft1362
    @ceecraft1362 5 років тому +1179

    “This can be eaten”
    A few minutes ago: *uses material to nail dents in a frying pan*

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 років тому +19

      Yea well, we can eat baking soda and I'm pretty sure that's also used in cat litter and detergents.

    • @MaliaMelton
      @MaliaMelton 5 років тому +34

      @@ghostderazgriz I think the point of this comment is that we wouldn't be able to chew it...

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 років тому +8

      @@MaliaMelton Yea well... you're the point... of... your comment...

    • @rhiannonthompson5408
      @rhiannonthompson5408 4 роки тому

      For a while I thought you were talking about dried katsuobushi(dried bonito)(sorry i love everything about Japan)

  • @フランちゃん大好き-l8w
    @フランちゃん大好き-l8w 5 років тому +223

    いくら食べられても包丁見せられて
    「これは食べることが出来ます」いや無理だろと思ってしまう

  • @asa2973
    @asa2973 5 років тому +342

    ・世界一包丁を作った人
    ・世界一包丁を持ってる人
    のギネス取れそw

  • @CeretPenyok
    @CeretPenyok 5 років тому +830

    *This can be eaten.*
    I appreciate your offer but no thank you.

    • @SovietMarmalade
      @SovietMarmalade 5 років тому +85

      The chemical reaction between sodium alginate and calcium chloride is actually incredibly popular in Molecular Gastronomy. It’s often used in making fruit flavored “caviar” and other various ways.
      Before anything is said, I just felt like sharing this info since it’s super interesting to me.

    • @qualudebrooklyn
      @qualudebrooklyn 5 років тому +1

      @@SovietMarmalade it aint to anyone else dumbass

    • @SovietMarmalade
      @SovietMarmalade 5 років тому +37

      Chris i said it in a way that would make it appetizing sorry
      Because it really is used in many culinary applications

    • @Gigachimp
      @Gigachimp 5 років тому

      Fake egg food? NO i can't eat this.
      Fake egg Junk Food? Yes i can eat this.

    • @LazionLove
      @LazionLove 5 років тому +15

      @@SovietMarmalade it interests me as well! :D

  • @ukoi9534
    @ukoi9534 5 років тому +531

    me: caviar
    google: *P O O D L E*

  • @サクサクパンケーキ
    @サクサクパンケーキ 5 років тому +249

    この20分間の動画に何日かけてくれたんだろう。応援してます。

  • @KooblyK
    @KooblyK 4 роки тому +513

    Me calling my therapist: “Yes hi, I’d like to book an emergency appointment for tomorrow... Well, I’ve developed a compulsive attraction to the hands of a guy on youtube who uses them to make murder weapons. He also uses cow shaped water jugs, creepy dolls, and a lot of suggestive imagery. Yes I can do early morning...”

  • @ザッピー-w6u
    @ザッピー-w6u 5 років тому +209

    ちょうど彼氏に弁当作ろうと思ってたけど具材何にするか迷っていたのでちょうどよかったです。

  • @RadiantFeline
    @RadiantFeline 5 років тому +587

    He's going to accidentally create some super material that will usher in a new era for all mankind.

  • @somesomebody5969
    @somesomebody5969 5 років тому +561

    Me: Oh, look at that! A random Video!
    Video: *Is good*
    Me: *confused screaming*

    • @oceanpaisley8260
      @oceanpaisley8260 5 років тому +7

      Fun fact, all of his videos are equally random and wonderful

    • @somesomebody5969
      @somesomebody5969 5 років тому +1

      @@oceanpaisley8260 Thanks, I was scared that the other stuff was random sh*t, what is not rare on UA-cam

    • @nelsonta00
      @nelsonta00 5 років тому

      All his videos are about making a knife with different materials, but lately there's a lot of wild plots and journeys to making them and I approve it!

  • @plaidtree
    @plaidtree 4 роки тому +128

    I love how everyone just comes together and watches him make knives
    edit...I just got to 19:50 ...i-

  • @ああ-b2t4y
    @ああ-b2t4y 5 років тому +243

    指サックとコンドームの勘違いのコメ気にしてて草

    • @KaizyuuTirant
      @KaizyuuTirant 5 років тому +1

      まいまい_ハルジオン 確か指サックって
      滑りにくくするんでしたよね?

  • @zacvarg3530
    @zacvarg3530 5 років тому +341

    kiwami: "THIS IS HARDER THAN FRYING PAN. YOU CANNOT BREAK IT."
    also kiwami: "you can eat this"

  • @sidghotane2670
    @sidghotane2670 5 років тому +100

    Honestly, I had no idea what was going on in the thumbnail and the video didn’t really help

  • @-Anemr-
    @-Anemr- 5 років тому +451

    _"Fake eggs"_
    *Disappointed screeches of HowToBasic can be heard ten miles away

    • @satan6026
      @satan6026 4 роки тому +6

      They dont use miles in Australia lol

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 4 роки тому +7

      Satan 16.1 kilometers*

    • @Acquaintance6336
      @Acquaintance6336 4 роки тому +16

      @@satan6026 200 kangaroo hops

    • @roryismyname4611
      @roryismyname4611 4 роки тому +1

      IKR

    • @jesga0
      @jesga0 4 роки тому +9

      @@Acquaintance6336 And what types of measurements does americans use? Oh right, i forgot, bald eagles eating mc donalds per stolen oil and freedom

  • @cherrytreedeer9451
    @cherrytreedeer9451 5 років тому +292

    1. stab
    2. remove blood
    3. eat
    4. no evidence
    also the birth of the cucumber

  • @Cypherpt3killa
    @Cypherpt3killa 5 років тому +497

    - has finger condoms
    -makes fake egg fleshlight
    -shoves cucumber through the fake egg fleshlight
    -fingers the fake egg fleshlight
    This is definitely the content I subscribed for.

    • @howlermoney4119
      @howlermoney4119 5 років тому +7

      Glad somebody said it if not I. Lol

    • @yeah9416
      @yeah9416 5 років тому +1

      Lmao
      Exactly the same thing I was thinking,
      yEs

    • @taleleny5999
      @taleleny5999 5 років тому +5

      *Christianity intensifies*

    • @Cypherpt3killa
      @Cypherpt3killa 5 років тому +7

      @@taleleny5999 *christianity decreases*

    • @randompizzarole7766
      @randompizzarole7766 5 років тому

      J Danay thought the same thing when I saw them

  • @salesman2638
    @salesman2638 5 років тому +288

    Kiwami: caviar
    google: do you mean: *_black poodle_*
    Kiwami: **visible confusion**

  • @jelenaradojevic4
    @jelenaradojevic4 4 роки тому +100

    19:55 there's no word in english dictionary that can express how uncomfortable that made me

  • @mamero8140
    @mamero8140 5 років тому +250

    sad he didnt include a clip of him adding it to his tiny knife box

    • @pierro2968
      @pierro2968 5 років тому +19

      Pretty sure he'll eat that in the future just like the pasta knife.
      RIP pasta knife you will not be forgotten

    • @zenondebalta839
      @zenondebalta839 5 років тому +8

      Also R. I. P. Jelly knife

    • @노라-i7z
      @노라-i7z 5 років тому +1

      @@pierro2968 lol there was a pasta knife? Mind dropping the link?

    • @goodnight23672
      @goodnight23672 5 років тому

      beanybabie haha true

    • @lilab27
      @lilab27 5 років тому

      NorahMaaitah ua-cam.com/video/MeNR0guNn70/v-deo.html

  • @ultrawow65
    @ultrawow65 5 років тому +205

    The materials he chooses to use gets weirder and weirder with every episode....love it!!

  • @aabcc
    @aabcc 5 років тому +606

    I fully disprove of that cucumber introduction but okay

    • @PepsiFruit
      @PepsiFruit 5 років тому +7

      Cucumber part here > 19:48

    • @RockSolitude
      @RockSolitude 5 років тому

      Oh noes Kiwami, wat is u doin?

    • @Ledut-in-YT
      @Ledut-in-YT 5 років тому

      @@PepsiFruit thanks

  • @johnmacaulay7614
    @johnmacaulay7614 5 років тому +390

    3:18
    Ah yes, the finger condom

  • @anAbNormalhuman
    @anAbNormalhuman 5 років тому +803

    Everything: is already a knife
    Guy: I must create more elements that can become knives.

    • @spacecore2935
      @spacecore2935 5 років тому +12

      Let’s make a paradox knife

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 5 років тому +13

      TheGreen Tortoise
      A knife out of a cucumber

  • @ニコニコ動画-f9t
    @ニコニコ動画-f9t 5 років тому +384

    人工キャビアがトイプードルになったの草

    • @user-vh1xz4ov8p
      @user-vh1xz4ov8p 5 років тому +1

      ニコニコ動画
      いいねが265でなんか惜しい

  • @spencerpruitt1437
    @spencerpruitt1437 5 років тому +100

    I didn't think I'd watch a cucumber be birthed from gellified food additive on a Sunday morning, but here we are

  • @annoyedqueen2583
    @annoyedqueen2583 5 років тому +91

    ITS 5 AM AND I AM DEALING WITH SO MANY EMOTIONS BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO

    • @brandonb.9020
      @brandonb.9020 4 роки тому +4

      Me also watching this video at 5 am -.-

  • @Vermikun
    @Vermikun 5 років тому +425

    I think we can all agree now that this man is basically a modern Alchemist who specialized in crafting Knives out of any matter he can get his hand on......

    • @lucasmogentale3775
      @lucasmogentale3775 5 років тому +2

      i like how it implies that there's someone who is always making all that is on their power to stop him from getting any kind of material

    • @Casandraelf
      @Casandraelf 5 років тому

      the any-knife alchemist

  • @ethermelt4780
    @ethermelt4780 5 років тому +325

    The chemistry behind these knives are getting closer and closer to Alchemy. Next time from Kiwami Japan: Sharpest Philosopher's Stone Knife in the world.

    • @OcelotPwns
      @OcelotPwns 5 років тому +10

      it would be his magnum opus

    • @sickna-sty3244
      @sickna-sty3244 5 років тому +2

      @@OcelotPwns underrated, god you are just too much. +1

    • @timmarrr234
      @timmarrr234 5 років тому +3

      I'm sure he wouldn't use any dog or human materials.

    • @sunspot5530
      @sunspot5530 5 років тому +3

      full metal alchemist WHO

  • @alaykasptra
    @alaykasptra 5 років тому +2532

    thus whole video was strangely sexual and idk what to say

    • @DeathStalker
      @DeathStalker 5 років тому +344

      @Error 54 This man literally made a edible fleshlight and penetrated it with a cucumber and you ask why?

    • @mei-tanshslgap-moe7139
      @mei-tanshslgap-moe7139 5 років тому +7

      @@Joesgamesntech 😂 True

    • @lapeez2277
      @lapeez2277 5 років тому +6

      Probably the finger condoms but idk

    • @rainbowrosepeace
      @rainbowrosepeace 5 років тому +99

      19:57 He sticks his finger in it.... WHY DID HE STICK HIS FINGER IN IT!!

    • @calliecuttlef1sh
      @calliecuttlef1sh 5 років тому +71

      3:35 this part made me very uncomfortable

  • @THutub
    @THutub 4 роки тому +67

    I love how he gives us precise amounts and measurements like anyone will actually make this at home

  • @itsbrittneybitch5373
    @itsbrittneybitch5373 5 років тому +173

    *mixes a bunch of chemicals and pills together*
    "These can be eaten"

    • @masseffectmafia
      @masseffectmafia 5 років тому +3

      Your name is awesome

    • @itsbrittneybitch5373
      @itsbrittneybitch5373 5 років тому

      @@faefarfeomthewoodz it was a joke dude! I know they're all safe, lol

    • @sojaboon6327
      @sojaboon6327 5 років тому +8

      I mean, u can basically eat anything
      It's just a matter of you wanting to die or not

  • @HaranozonoMach
    @HaranozonoMach 5 років тому +120

    7:27 ナタデココ刺せなくて指で直接取るの笑ったw

  • @MajorLeagueBassboost
    @MajorLeagueBassboost 5 років тому +280

    Everytime I watch your videos, up to the point where the main knife structure is done, I always think "What is he doing?!"

  • @monomaponpon3561
    @monomaponpon3561 4 роки тому +670

    19:49 jesus clean my dirty mind

    • @ImperatrixUmbrosa
      @ImperatrixUmbrosa 4 роки тому +8

      xdxdxd

    • @justabibean
      @justabibean 4 роки тому +13

      Omg yes me to .

    • @Mushie_Games
      @Mushie_Games 4 роки тому +33

      THE SOUNDS DIDNT FUCKING HELP EITHER 😭😭

    • @Solar.cyberr
      @Solar.cyberr 4 роки тому +5

      Uhhh...You doing ok there bud?

    • @lonelyscribe3939
      @lonelyscribe3939 4 роки тому +65

      I came to the comments specifically to make sure I wasn't the only degenerate watching this video. I thank you for this solidarity.

  • @Voulinn
    @Voulinn 5 років тому +542

    This entire video was both profoundly disturbing and incredibly fascinating. Good job mate I'm going back to bed.

  • @dailyatom8678
    @dailyatom8678 5 років тому +286

    his beatboxing stove never gets credit that it deserves

    • @sms5879
      @sms5879 5 років тому

      Lel😂

    • @unoriginalhazard
      @unoriginalhazard 5 років тому +7

      I always imagine someones bald head getting smacked at mach 1.

  • @TheEshy
    @TheEshy 5 років тому +1004

    Normally I can follow the thought process on these videos, but this one.... man im so lost.

    • @rein1600
      @rein1600 5 років тому +8

      Someone finally said it, boys

    • @yunginaliel
      @yunginaliel 5 років тому +14

      same lmao i was so confused for most of the video, i have no idea what's happening in this one 😂

    • @hayazi96able
      @hayazi96able 5 років тому +62

      The man made fake Roe, fake Caviar, fake Chicken Egg Yolk to show the process taken to make them instead of using the lesser REAL versions, then selected which of the three was the best material... Then made a knife with it. The end.

    • @RanDom-lk6rx
      @RanDom-lk6rx 5 років тому +13

      Ah yes well it is rather hard to follow the mind of an evil genius

    • @Whina_Bell
      @Whina_Bell 5 років тому +102

      There are people out there who make counterfeit products and pass them off as real to make a quick buck. Well, the same is true for eggs, sadly. He is showing how these counterfeit eggs are made, using a common food additive (sodium alginate), which simulates the yoke, which when dropped into a solution of water and calcium chloride causes a chemical reaction that forms a skin wherever the sodium alginate contacts the calcium chloride. He shows several different methods to make salmon eggs, black caviar, and chicken eggs.
      With the chicken egg, he adds an additional ingredient to make the yoke look more realistic (instead of completely transparent), this is the coconut product called nata de coco (it's made by fermenting coconut water). But what interests him is the chemical reaction that creates the skin. He notices the longer the sodium alginate is in contact with the calcium chloride, the thicker the skin.
      He then shows that if you let the sodium alginate dry and harden by itself that it is brittle and breaks. He also shows that the processed nata de coco, that he made a powder from, when re-hydrated and then left to dry and harden is also super brittle. Next, he shows the sodium alginate that has been left to completely solidify in the calcium chloride, then dried and hardened is also fairly brittle.
      However, when the sodium alginate is mixed with the nata de coco and then solidified with the calcium chloride and is then dried and hardened, this mixture becomes super hard and super strong. He then makes his signature knife from it.
      So basically, in looking at how the fake eggs are made, he sees a type of organic plastic that he figures might make a fun material for a knife.

  • @vanessafalcon4882
    @vanessafalcon4882 5 років тому +158

    “This bio is plastic
    This can be eaten”
    Hey op?
    ...Op?

    • @Acquaintance6336
      @Acquaintance6336 4 роки тому +13

      Op ate a fucking knife
      Also rip the description changed

  • @juno8286
    @juno8286 5 років тому +183

    Suddenly don’t know what click bait is after watching your videos

    • @Oynasma
      @Oynasma 5 років тому

      can u read the title ?

    • @juno8286
      @juno8286 5 років тому

      pika on cocaine sharpest fake egg kitchen knife in the world

  • @skraddypoo
    @skraddypoo 5 років тому +447

    "Don't worry everyone, it's bio plastic."
    okay I hear you but it's the fact that he can make a knife out of magic that's the worry quite frankly

    • @jnscrews
      @jnscrews 5 років тому +6

      skraddypoo I just wish I had more of a clue of what was going on...I watch these and am almost lost each time

    • @ZethDee
      @ZethDee 5 років тому +1

      Josh Crews one word “sharpening” that’s what’s happening xb

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 5 років тому +3

      Like a magic

    • @jnscrews
      @jnscrews 5 років тому

      Zunt lol yea that’s one word to describe it

  • @akirakilluar
    @akirakilluar 5 років тому +189

    Kiwami is making Knife from everything (an unstopable spear)
    The Ramen Guy try to fix everything with Ramen (an unmovable Shield)
    Now, I wonder if they meet, who will win.

    • @sandraluzuribeduran2415
      @sandraluzuribeduran2415 5 років тому +8

      Kiwami....he can made a knife out of ramen or maruchan

    • @bramnemeth565
      @bramnemeth565 5 років тому +7

      Shield Hero vs. Spear Hero.

    • @set5ings
      @set5ings 5 років тому +5

      the world would end if they joined forces

    • @banan9247
      @banan9247 5 років тому +3

      Pokemon sword and shield leaks

    • @phantomgrape
      @phantomgrape 5 років тому +1

      The great Battle of Britain (2019 colorized)

  • @th3thin9
    @th3thin9 5 років тому +65

    Up next: sharpest fleshlight knife in the world

  • @bowie1411
    @bowie1411 5 років тому +279

    THE FINGER CONDOM
    I don't know if I should be proud or concerned.

    • @falyre
      @falyre 5 років тому +8

      Actually tought the same-

    • @TobiasLuce555
      @TobiasLuce555 5 років тому +3

      i was lie that to but im like "is this a finger comdom?"

    • @Norexed
      @Norexed 5 років тому +1

      Jige I have those

    • @_eclipse1364
      @_eclipse1364 5 років тому +1

      lmfao I was about to comment that

    • @ghostybeez803
      @ghostybeez803 5 років тому

      That's what I thought

  • @usagipyonpyonw
    @usagipyonpyonw 5 років тому +93

    不審者さんの動画見てるといつも最後にはなんだったんだろうって思って次の動画見る

  • @sauzeefy
    @sauzeefy 5 років тому +279

    >black pepper
    >grapes
    >Scottish terrier
    🤣

    • @Pixal_Dragon
      @Pixal_Dragon 5 років тому +12

      I think they were actually blueberries

    • @jsnchv
      @jsnchv 5 років тому +1

      Those were Blueberries not grapes

  • @KamenRiderRei
    @KamenRiderRei 4 роки тому +36

    17:01 Me: Yeah "knife" 👀👀👀👀
    17:22 Me: my homie's making a fleshlight.
    19:48 ME: YEAH HE MADE A FLESHLUGHT

  • @MayatiASMR7318
    @MayatiASMR7318 5 років тому +884

    Just want to say something.
    Finger.
    Condoms.

    • @skeliepossibly
      @skeliepossibly 5 років тому +12

      I legit couldnt stop thinking about this, you've plagued my brain and I utterly despise that

    • @smalljungoo3795
      @smalljungoo3795 5 років тому +8

      Literally my reaction FINGER CONDOMS😂😂

    • @riqynvuu
      @riqynvuu 5 років тому +20

      A lesbian will need it :D

    • @smalljungoo3795
      @smalljungoo3795 5 років тому +3

      Vũ Quỳnh Anh omg lol that is hilarious

    • @K1ngAcey
      @K1ngAcey 5 років тому +7

      i need some .. but not for my finger..

  • @sophiafrou4356
    @sophiafrou4356 5 років тому +241

    19:45
    *confused*, *surprised*
    Time to delete my watch history I guess

    • @coldtoast5546
      @coldtoast5546 5 років тому +8

      I am more than horrified.

    • @kit5238
      @kit5238 5 років тому +19

      This bit came so out of nowhere it gave me uncomfortable whiplash

    • @kymekimu8119
      @kymekimu8119 5 років тому

      @@kit5238 same

    • @sarahbutts
      @sarahbutts 5 років тому +4

      Yep.. That was awkward

    • @sms5879
      @sms5879 5 років тому +1

      Yeah lol, I was so confused when I saw that happen

  • @亜-j9h
    @亜-j9h 4 роки тому +54

    頭おかしいけど頭良さそう

  • @ishdism
    @ishdism 5 років тому +225

    毎回知らない新しい器具出てくるんだけど

    • @varrtix
      @varrtix 5 років тому +3

      そうですよ。まるで雑貨屋の旦那さまだw

    • @弁当-p2x
      @弁当-p2x 5 років тому

      大人のオモチャも多いし……

  • @Resst
    @Resst 5 років тому +321

    this guy just makes up his own materials to turn into knives, i'm impressed

  • @かなたそガチ恋ニキ
    @かなたそガチ恋ニキ 5 років тому +342

    「偽装卵はミニチュア包丁に最適です」
    常人「は??????」

    • @saba_moimoi
      @saba_moimoi 5 років тому +13

      この人はガチモンの頭良すぎる不審者

    • @ピラルク-g4j
      @ピラルク-g4j 5 років тому +3

      ECsとりにくん めっちゃグルグルしてるw

  • @blipblob9037
    @blipblob9037 5 років тому +41

    Imagine what the employees must think every time he comes in to buy a pickle

  • @laragigi0758
    @laragigi0758 5 років тому +917

    some of these videos are relaxing and others have an incredibly cursed vibe.

    • @wyattroncin941
      @wyattroncin941 5 років тому +3

      The tube of goo
      Yummy, boneless forearm

    • @ralthiel1983
      @ralthiel1983 5 років тому

      The potato knife, for instance.

    • @mia.d5180
      @mia.d5180 5 років тому

      @@wyattroncin941 should I be concerned

    • @irri8983
      @irri8983 5 років тому +2

      I want to like this but then you'll be at 667...

    • @franknfurterismyspiritanim5148
      @franknfurterismyspiritanim5148 5 років тому +1

      They're all a mixture of the two

  • @hina4463
    @hina4463 5 років тому +398

    指先の動かし方がえっちぃ…

    • @creiom8476
      @creiom8476 5 років тому +19

      ヌ...ポ.......

    • @白兎-t9n
      @白兎-t9n 5 років тому +19

      きゅうり…「ヌポッ」
      「パァ」

    • @QA-ld7pg
      @QA-ld7pg 4 роки тому +14

      20:00

    • @tako_mame
      @tako_mame 4 роки тому +1

      (///ω///)イヤン

  • @l00nca
    @l00nca 5 років тому +190

    Me: *sees video with tiny thing as thumbnail*
    Me: *clicks*
    Me: *patiently waits for the tiny knife*

    • @joewazowski1299
      @joewazowski1299 5 років тому +3

      Thank you for telling us what you did this is very useful information

    • @thedondominicon
      @thedondominicon 5 років тому +2

      Retired Nutbuster i agree and very personally thank this person.

  • @codyjones5327
    @codyjones5327 4 роки тому +40

    19:48
    This is literally the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in my entire life

  • @aaliyahkuhlmann5308
    @aaliyahkuhlmann5308 5 років тому +217

    *takes picture of fake caviar*
    Phone: *shows picture of dog*
    Hand: * Q U A K E *

  • @Xrisbb3
    @Xrisbb3 5 років тому +213

    I like the addition of the horse to the cinematic universe

  • @sparebones7711
    @sparebones7711 5 років тому +136

    The cucumber AAAAAAA
    AND THEN HE STUCK HIS FINGER IN THE HOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @cheleya
      @cheleya 5 років тому +3

      HAAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jysethia
      @jysethia 5 років тому +13

      G o n e s e x u a l

    • @jimothyhalpert4806
      @jimothyhalpert4806 5 років тому +6

      he basically made a fleshlight

    • @emmiirae
      @emmiirae 5 років тому +6

      Thats what the finger condom was originally made for

    • @kymekimu8119
      @kymekimu8119 5 років тому

      @@jysethia XD

  • @serena__114
    @serena__114 5 років тому +22

    不審者の極みさんの包丁コレクション見てみたい!

  • @carolgm22k
    @carolgm22k 5 років тому +160

    17 minutes in "where's the KNIFE!!!"
    18 minutes in "oh"
    also that ending haha

  • @ventiladordesuco
    @ventiladordesuco 5 років тому +334

    "- I bet you can't pierce this nata de coco can with nata de coco.
    - Hold my sharpest beer in the world"

    • @kingeternal_ap
      @kingeternal_ap 5 років тому +2

      "nata de coco" seems odd even for portuguese speakers...
      sounds spanish-y

    • @nirvana9968
      @nirvana9968 5 років тому

      @@kingeternal_ap well it is portuguese

    • @olaketal3
      @olaketal3 5 років тому

      @@nirvana9968 Nop. Its a kind of dessert from Filipines. Those words are from spanish language

    • @adrianrey14
      @adrianrey14 5 років тому

      dont know where the nata de coco is from, but the words are spanish, no idea if in purtuguese its also called nata de coco

    • @nirvana9968
      @nirvana9968 5 років тому

      @@adrianrey14 it is called like that in portuguese too. Im Portuguese I can confirm

  • @genocide865
    @genocide865 5 років тому +323

    I feel like you're secretly a genius , With all the chemistry and engineering you do ,It's Amazing.

    • @GatoBellini
      @GatoBellini 5 років тому +29

      >secretly genius
      SECRETLY? Brain's his superpower and he's out of the closet with it

    • @emilyfernandasenasouza2388
      @emilyfernandasenasouza2388 5 років тому +6

      Definitely a genius. He's amazing!

    • @RazanAr51
      @RazanAr51 5 років тому +2

      nah he’s just japanese

  • @山下みらい-g1x
    @山下みらい-g1x 4 роки тому +31

    途中から、何をしているのかが全く分からん………

    • @Noah0727Kingscholar
      @Noah0727Kingscholar 4 роки тому +2

      最初から最後まで何してんのか分からんかった…(´・ω・`)