@@beardedemperor this sound so ominous but i love it OMG WHAT IF HE MAKES A MONSTER TO MAKE A KNIFE FROM AND IT ENDS UP LIKE THE DAISY BROWN SERIES OR WHAT IF HE ACCIDENTALLY OPENS A PORTAL TO A DANGEROUS DIMENSION WHEN TRYING TO GATHER MATERIALS FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS AAAAAAA SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE ABOUT THIS -shit i got all summer, maybe i should some time-
Airport security: “we have an advance metal detector so no one could carry weapons on board” This guy: *makes a knife out of food* Airports:*surprise pikachu face*
If you go to Hong Kong and vacuum up the air for like days straight you can make a brick out of the pollutions and then make a knife look it up on UA-cam collecting pollution from Hong Kong air
i really wonder what he does with these knives- does he just have a huge chest full of the knives he's collected over the months of making these things?
It seems yes with some but if they are melt-able like the jello knife and one maybe two others he melts them back down but the other ones … I dread to think
@@cryptictides6081 His vids center around knife making and restoration my guess is he likely makes and restores chef knives.Exotic hard woods and other materials. The fake food stuff he uses used as a glue would perma bond a exotic wood handle to a blade and as it can be eaten it is food safe. Sure you can use epoxies etc for high end chefs etc knives and they are food safe but they are honestly not as good. ua-cam.com/video/mUfK3iu7-N4/v-deo.html
Me calling my therapist: “Yes hi, I’d like to book an emergency appointment for tomorrow... Well, I’ve developed a compulsive attraction to the hands of a guy on youtube who uses them to make murder weapons. He also uses cow shaped water jugs, creepy dolls, and a lot of suggestive imagery. Yes I can do early morning...”
Me: **haven't watched this channel for a long time** Also me: I'm not sure this is the right channel.. Person: **whips out the cow thing** Me: This IS the right channel.
I got bored and used a direct translator on the Japanese title “Camoflauged eggs are perfect for miniature knives” ...I can’t tell if this is accurate or not Edit: it says his name is “the overwhelming suspicious person” holy-
I absolutely love these videos. It's always a journey to see what the knife is going to be made of. The Google lens thing at the end of this video where the dog popped up instead of caviar was hilarious. Thank you for the work you put into this channel. You have a life long subscriber in me.
- has finger condoms -makes fake egg fleshlight -shoves cucumber through the fake egg fleshlight -fingers the fake egg fleshlight This is definitely the content I subscribed for.
Now you know a new way of getting rid of people, just mix this into the food to perfor their intestins and wait for the stomach acid to dilute it beyonde recognition
The chemical reaction between sodium alginate and calcium chloride is actually incredibly popular in Molecular Gastronomy. It’s often used in making fruit flavored “caviar” and other various ways. Before anything is said, I just felt like sharing this info since it’s super interesting to me.
簡潔にまとめると、ドッキリする相手がいない男が、
AI画像認識(Googl lens)を騙して一人で喜ぶ偽卵製造ドッキリ動画です。
男「テッテレー 偽の卵でした\(^^)/」
AI「(ﾟДﾟ)ﾊｧ?」
こんなイメージです
やっぱ頭おかしい(褒め言葉)
さすが不審者
面白そう(小並)
(ﾟДﾟ)ﾊｧ?
ぼっちなんですねわかります
ドッキリってなんだろう(哲学)
"So kiwami, got a new knife for us?"
"Sure do!"
"Oh boy! what's this one made out of?"
"To explain that, I need to make several kinds of fake egg..."
Kiwami has run out of natural objects to make knives from. His solution: start fabricating a new Nature.
@@beardedemperor this sound so ominous but i love it
OMG WHAT IF HE MAKES A MONSTER TO MAKE A KNIFE FROM AND IT ENDS UP LIKE THE DAISY BROWN SERIES
OR WHAT IF HE ACCIDENTALLY OPENS A PORTAL TO A DANGEROUS DIMENSION WHEN TRYING TO GATHER MATERIALS FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS
AAAAAAA SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE ABOUT THIS
-shit i got all summer, maybe i should some time-
Just a practice run before making one with real eggs.
he will build a nether portal and build one out of soulsand and nether cuartz
Yuri in literature club should marry this guy.
He has a lot of KNIVES
You forget half way through he’s making a damn knife
I get halfway and think I'm watching a weird cooking show
I get half way through and think that I’m on drugs.
I could on only think “how?”. how’s he gonna make a knife?
I get halfway and get an ad
Watch out, cucumber.
Other youtube channels: "Let's make a fake egg!"
Kiwami japan: "Let's make a fake egg, AND THEN TURN IT INTO A KNIFE"
A bizarrely cute knife at that.
And also a fleshlight
@@notme5501 what's a fleshlight?
@@flyin4352 uwu
@@csquared4538 You’re too pure for this
Airport security: “we have an advance metal detector so no one could carry weapons on board”
This guy: *makes a knife out of food*
Airports:*surprise pikachu face*
This is why they don’t allow outside foods or drinks, it’s this man that caused it.
*Proceeds to make knives out of cardboard *
@@willanthoniozeppeli7913 I believe I've seen this video on his channel already
@@willanthoniozeppeli7913 well, paper
Security be lookin like: *:0*
We are getting closer to making a knife out of crystal meth.
He didn't make a salt knife yet. That would be the closest thing TBH.
Breaking bad up in this bitch
@phuc ewe did you chop it down?
Jesse's Breaking Bad: "Yeah Bitch! Yeah Science!"
Nugi Nugi Yeah magnets!
こんなに外国語のコメントが多いにもかかわらず日本語を使い続けるところが余計好き
しかもほとんどが「なんでも凶器にしやがる」「道具の触り方がwww」「寝なきゃいけない時間なのにUA-camのおすすめに出て来たせいで眠れない」とか「意味わからなくて面白い」とかいうコメントなの、やっぱり言語が違っても思うことは同じなんだなって........( ˘ω˘ )
追記 - グッド上位にあった面白い英語コメント意訳:
「しばらくこのチャンネルの動画見てなくてこの動画あってるかなって不安だったんだけど、牛のやつの触り方で『これだ』ってわかった」
「20:00 彼、ナイフ以外のオモチャを発見してしまったようだね( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)」
「マジでこの人昼間何の仕事してるの？？プロのシェフ？エンジニア？科学者？知識量半端無いしスキルの幅が広すぎ」
「なんか科学者が少しずつ狂ってく過程を見てる気分」
M 01 そういう事が書いてあるんですね！！ありがとうございます！！←
@@So___ 外国語上手い！
台湾の中国語を学ぼう !
ありがとうございます！笑笑 今は中国語習得頑張ってますᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ 我現在住在中国、但是不会说汉语;(( 頑張らねばーー💪🏻💪🏻
るり いえいえ！人間言語の壁を超えて同じ感想を共有してるの面白すぎですよね😂😂
2019: “Sharpest fake egg kitchen knife in the world”
2050: “sharpest air knife in the universe”
219650: "Sharpest knife universe in the air"
@@anashira4072 Made by Kiwami of the 10000000000000000th generation.
If you go to Hong Kong and vacuum up the air for like days straight you can make a brick out of the pollutions and then make a knife look it up on UA-cam collecting pollution from Hong Kong air
Powercore Jame correction;
219650: “Sharpest Universe knife in the air”
So you're telling me we're going to be air bending by 2050? fuck ye
3:06 Good to know they make condoms in my size.
I feel bad for laughing
Xale 1231 もしかしてお前陰ポか？
Wtf
At least your honest but seriously honesty is not always the best policy
r/suicidebywords
The way he always sensually strokes his equipment is both cute and mildly concerning
I laughed way too much cuz of this comment lol
Id say only concerning
*concerning asmr*
thats probably a common reaction towards any serial killers' daily life ,mostly
You have 911 likes so I wont ruin it
it's like watching a scientist slowly go mad with power
That's exactly what's happening
Wasn't that the reason you subscribe?
no man should have the power to make a flesh-light into a knife.
I'm mad scientist it's so coool! Sonuvabitch
I don't think we'd survive if he fully lost it
i really wonder what he does with these knives- does he just have a huge chest full of the knives he's collected over the months of making these things?
It seems yes with some but if they are melt-able like the jello knife and one maybe two others he melts them back down but the other ones … I dread to think
I think he uses those knives or sell it or have a collection of thenes for uhh desing pourpuses
See we only know about these knives because he started filming. Imagine how many he has accumulated since before he started filming.
1Thatstrangeguy I don’t want to
Well he ate the pasta knife and buried the primitive stone knife and the ice knife melted so he probably doesn’t have every single one
・世界一包丁を作った人
・世界一包丁を持ってる人
のギネス取れそw
世界一異常な物で
包丁を作った人でもとれそうw
柊 彩芽hiiragi irome Channel Σヾ(･ω･´●)ﾉわぉ!!ﾀｼｶﾆ!!
柊 彩芽hiiragi irome Channel 異常な物(笑)
危ねぇギネスゥ(´^ヲ^｀)
超暇人と化した樺音 流石は不審者！w
途中のなんの動画見てたんだっけ感がすごい
8:16とか…(適当な秒数)
Seriously what is this guy's day job? A professional chef? Engineer? Chemist? Such a wide range of knowledge and versatility in skills
Tin 2 i thought the same😂👍🏻
Chemical engineer could be it
@@cryptictides6081 His vids center around knife making and restoration my guess is he likely makes and restores chef knives.Exotic hard woods and other materials. The fake food stuff he uses used as a glue would perma bond a exotic wood handle to a blade and as it can be eaten it is food safe. Sure you can use epoxies etc for high end chefs etc knives and they are food safe but they are honestly not as good.
ua-cam.com/video/mUfK3iu7-N4/v-deo.html
ASIA
A knife maker of course.
Me calling my therapist: “Yes hi, I’d like to book an emergency appointment for tomorrow... Well, I’ve developed a compulsive attraction to the hands of a guy on youtube who uses them to make murder weapons. He also uses cow shaped water jugs, creepy dolls, and a lot of suggestive imagery. Yes I can do early morning...”
Kelsey Mixer thank GOD im not the only one 😂
I thought it was me alone 😭
Good to know there's other freaks like me out there
Really nigga
I love comments
I love the way he somehow manages to give a pained thumbs up
te quiero joder
@@nikitabichitty717 bech
Me: **haven't watched this channel for a long time**
Also me: I'm not sure this is the right channel..
Person: **whips out the cow thing**
Me: This IS the right channel.
lmao he's definitely been evolving, it's a lot weirder now that he's run out of regular things to make knives out of lmao. but the cow remains
@@jackdillon7565 he's gotten full asmr where before it was mostly accidental now he legit does it on purpose
is that just a pure plain water in his cows ?
Houwtt oh god same af😹😹😹
zeem buo yes
pale orange lump: *births cucumber*
me: uhh ok, umm.
Timestamp?
@@wengmontero7886 19:49
VSUSBWI OMGGG SAME
I thought it’s going to ooze another yellowish liquid, but no, it oozes cucumber! 😂
It's because of that hole in the finger condom
20:03 he must’ve been like “oh yea, I’m saving this for later”
_"Fake eggs"_
*Disappointed screeches of HowToBasic can be heard ten miles away
They dont use miles in Australia lol
Satan 16.1 kilometers*
@@satan6026 200 kangaroo hops
IKR
@@BentleyS6336 And what types of measurements does americans use? Oh right, i forgot, bald eagles eating mc donalds per stolen oil and freedom
When you've aced chemist and engineering, but also a knife enthusiast
J. Azure -and you’ve also started getting into asmr
@@Muni_Puni ohoho, maybe not
I was looking for asmr videos, while somehow seeing kiwami's vids, so yeap
No not knife enthusiast, sociopath.
I remember seeing a comment on how his actual job is a cook but that may not be true idk
I watched this all the way through. And I'm still not 100% sure what's going on.
demisteph me too
idk if this helps but salmon eggs are yummy. had no idea the synthetic ones were made that way tho
Glad I’m not alone
Same
Yeap, same
I love how everyone just comes together and watches him make knives
edit...I just got to 19:50 ...i-
the forbidden fleshlight 😳
3:18
Ah yes, the finger condom
Im Beuky 察し
大体わかる…
it’s for lesbians
@@jeunbug5941 you did not...
@@imdoingthisnowreally Oh he did 0~0
Pharmacy: Excuse me sir but why are you buying all these drugs?
Him: I'm making a knife.
Pharmacy: *confusion**
What drugs
@@rein0123 yes
those were just suppliments lol
I can find calcium chloride and sodium alginate at my local baking shop.
I am confusion
Prisoner: Dang, I don’t know how we’re going to get out of this prison :/
Kiwami: *sharpens air knife*
DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS
Well he has made a smoke one before so it shouldn't be out of his abilities
pollution knife
Dust knife
Knife knife
I got bored and used a direct translator on the Japanese title
“Camoflauged eggs are perfect for miniature knives”
...I can’t tell if this is accurate or not
Edit: it says his name is “the overwhelming suspicious person” holy-
19:55 there's no word in english dictionary that can express how uncomfortable that made me
lol agree
前半人口卵に感動しちゃって後半包丁作り始めてからそういやこの人包丁作る人だったわってなった。
Him: Look, caviar.
Google: Pepper?
Him: It’s caviar.
Google: Ohhhhh! Blueberries?
Him: Ca-vi-ar. Caviar. Fish eggs.
Google: Oh, right, I get it, I get it!
Google: Poodle?
Google done him soo bad 😂😂😂
Fakes eggs
Jajaja
I was craking up so loud
Google can’t find the answer forever
19:49 jesus clean my dirty mind
xdxdxd
Omg yes me to .
THE SOUNDS DIDNT FUCKING HELP EITHER 😭😭
Uhhh...You doing ok there bud?
I came to the comments specifically to make sure I wasn't the only degenerate watching this video. I thank you for this solidarity.
ITS 5 AM AND I AM DEALING WITH SO MANY EMOTIONS BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO
Me also watching this video at 5 am -.-
Person: pulls out knife
Captions: *this can be eaten*
Person: Pulls out shower curtain
I-Am-A-Fish: *this can be eaten*
A delicacy where I'm from
me: *o h n i c e*
Top 10 weapons that actually can be eaten
きゅうり登場のさせ方が圧倒的に不審ー！！
そして人工キャビアが犬と認識されたのが面白すぎて…！！
ほ ん そ れ
I love how he gives us precise amounts and measurements like anyone will actually make this at home
“This bio is plastic
This can be eaten”
Hey op?
...Op?
Op ate a fucking knife
Also rip the description changed
i got kinda scared when he pulled out the finger condom
I'm Glad I'm not the only one😂😂😂
Lol same XD
Your Gynecologist appointment is here
@@offofit2654 jesus no-
motato_potato CRINGE it’s inevitable
"So what do you do for a living?"
"I make knives"
"Oh, so you work in a production factory?"
"... not exactly"
頭おかしいけど頭良さそう
そうゆう人いるよねw
絶対敵に回しちゃダメな人やな
Up next: sharpest fleshlight knife in the world
This man straight-up made a homemade edible fleshlight and turned it into a knife.
I was looking for this comment lol.
TheAncapGent so was I lol
I would've posted this myself but it seems I wasn't the only one thinking this
That would be such a good fleshlight were it not so smooth
Lord Buttsauce it costs $0.00 for you to not say that, and yet you did
“This can be eaten”
A few minutes ago: *uses material to nail dents in a frying pan*
Yea well, we can eat baking soda and I'm pretty sure that's also used in cat litter and detergents.
@@ghostderazgriz I think the point of this comment is that we wouldn't be able to chew it...
@@MaliaMelton Yea well... you're the point... of... your comment...
For a while I thought you were talking about dried katsuobushi(dried bonito)(sorry i love everything about Japan)
不審者の極みさんの包丁コレクション見てみたい！
17:01 Me: Yeah "knife" 👀👀👀👀
17:22 Me: my homie's making a fleshlight.
19:48 ME: YEAH HE MADE A FLESHLUGHT
The sass and sarcasm this dude is able to portray using just his hands is ridiculously hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
I'd pay a lot of my money to just casually glance into his silverware drawer
Just chopsticks
@@michaelfinlay1412 Lmfao
@@galaxydragons6244 I'm talking about his silverware drawer (idk how to spell it) and not his knife drawer
@@galaxydragons6244 k-nives say it with me k-nives
Michael Finlay there are some utensil knives?
Imagine what the employees must think every time he comes in to buy a pickle
途中から、何をしているのかが全く分からん………
最初から最後まで何してんのか分からんかった…(´・ω・｀)
me: caviar
google: *P O O D L E*
I absolutely love these videos. It's always a journey to see what the knife is going to be made of. The Google lens thing at the end of this video where the dog popped up instead of caviar was hilarious. Thank you for the work you put into this channel. You have a life long subscriber in me.
19:48
This is literally the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in my entire life
me too!
kiwami: "THIS IS HARDER THAN FRYING PAN. YOU CANNOT BREAK IT."
also kiwami: "you can eat this"
lol
Yes... You can consume a blade harder than fine metal
Me: Oh, look at that! A random Video!
Video: *Is good*
Me: *confused screaming*
Fun fact, all of his videos are equally random and wonderful
@@oceanpaisley8260 Thanks, I was scared that the other stuff was random sh*t, what is not rare on UA-cam
All his videos are about making a knife with different materials, but lately there's a lot of wild plots and journeys to making them and I approve it!
19:48これはまじ狙ってる笑笑
やっぱり.....やっぱり分からない.........
不審者さんが手で触るものと触らないものの違いはなんだ？！分からない.........
いくら食べられても包丁見せられて
「これは食べることが出来ます」いや無理だろと思ってしまう
- has finger condoms
-makes fake egg fleshlight
-shoves cucumber through the fake egg fleshlight
-fingers the fake egg fleshlight
This is definitely the content I subscribed for.
Glad somebody said it if not I. Lol
Lmao
Exactly the same thing I was thinking,
yEs
*Christianity intensifies*
@@taleleny5999 *christianity decreases*
J Danay thought the same thing when I saw them
He knew exactly what that thing look like when he put that cucumber in it 😂
私はこれらのビデオが眠りに落ちる必要があります：D
Everything: is already a knife
Guy: I must create more elements that can become knives.
Let’s make a paradox knife
TheGreen Tortoise
A knife out of a cucumber
指サックとコンドームの勘違いのコメ気にしてて草
まいまい_ハルジオン 確か指サックって
滑りにくくするんでしたよね？
Am I the only one who feels threatened whenever his hands shake
You can open a museum with all these knifes you create :D
Harder than a frying pan.
"This can be eaten."
Why not?
@@kostetmk3184 Diverticulitis?
anyway it is not frying pan. delicious
Now you know a new way of getting rid of people, just mix this into the food to perfor their intestins and wait for the stomach acid to dilute it beyonde recognition
*FOOD ADITIVE* NOT *FRY FOOD ADITIVE* ;-; srry my caps is on accidentally
人工キャビアがトイプードルになったの草
ニコニコ動画
いいねが265でなんか惜しい
Eagerly waiting for the inevitable "Sharpest _bodies I hid under my floorboards for the past 6 years_ knife in the world" episode.
やることがスゴすぎて途中からワケわからなくなってくる。
Kiwami: caviar
google: do you mean: *_black poodle_*
Kiwami: **visible confusion**
*This can be eaten.*
I appreciate your offer but no thank you.
The chemical reaction between sodium alginate and calcium chloride is actually incredibly popular in Molecular Gastronomy. It’s often used in making fruit flavored “caviar” and other various ways.
Before anything is said, I just felt like sharing this info since it’s super interesting to me.
@@SovietMarmalade it aint to anyone else dumbass
Chris i said it in a way that would make it appetizing sorry
Because it really is used in many culinary applications
Fake egg food? NO i can't eat this.
Fake egg Junk Food? Yes i can eat this.
@@SovietMarmalade it interests me as well! :D
"That's an abnormally durable banana, or very dull knife."
"Oh.... Oh no."
This is the second time watching his videos that I wondered if something could be eaten and both times he confirmed yes. 💯
ちょうど彼氏に弁当作ろうと思ってたけど具材何にするか迷っていたのでちょうどよかったです。
まじで彼氏逃げて
彼氏『解せぬ』
生卵入れようとしてる時点で狂気
多分何もしてないだろうけど1回逮捕されてください()
彼氏「いってえ〜胃が切れた気がしたけどつばつけときゃ治るっしょ!」
この20分間の動画に何日かけてくれたんだろう。応援してます。
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how awesome this is
This just had to be the first ever video I watch from this man
7:27 ナタデココ刺せなくて指で直接取るの笑ったw
この人そもそも頭がいいし技術力も持ってるしこういう変なこと考えられる事も含めて尊敬してる
Me: Bruh he's gonna get the cucumber out of the thing where he got the substance of the fake egg--
Him: *does so*
Me: Wait--
Thank you for teaching me how to make a Fleshlight
I both trusty the steady gentleness of his hands and yet fear their potential power.
as well as nut to *it all*
there are two kinds of people
My dirty mind I'm-
He's going to accidentally create some super material that will usher in a new era for all mankind.
I wouldn't be surprised
"accidentally"?
Hell, he’d do it on purpose
Then he'd make a knife with that
Aww what a cute lil knife!!!
love how within the first five seconds he pulled out a straw with forceps and proceeded to feel it up with his bare fingers. love this channel.
1. stab
2. remove blood
3. eat
4. no evidence
also the birth of the cucumber
I AM CUCUMBER
Cherry tree Deer noice
Just want to say something.
Finger.
Condoms.
I legit couldnt stop thinking about this, you've plagued my brain and I utterly despise that
Literally my reaction FINGER CONDOMS😂😂
A lesbian will need it :D
Vũ Quỳnh Anh omg lol that is hilarious
i need some .. but not for my finger..
I feel like there can't possibly be a lot of competition in "who can make the sharpest knife out of fake egg"
17:00
This is the weirdest Fleshlight that I’ve ever seen
I fully disprove of that cucumber introduction but okay
Cucumber part here > 19:48
Oh noes Kiwami, wat is u doin?
@@PepsiFruit thanks
毎回知らない新しい器具出てくるんだけど
そうですよ。まるで雑貨屋の旦那さまだw
大人のオモチャも多いし……
Kiwami: *teaching us science and shit*
School: “10 cows ride a tidal wave to space, what was farmer Joe’s height 15 years ago?”
PFFF-
im not exactly sure what lessons im supposed to take from this channel, but they feel important
@@detrilogue3174 Lessons to prepare in an event of an emergency.
11:29 excuse me but how does he crack that egg so PERFECTLY with only one hand
「偽装卵はミニチュア包丁に最適です」
常人「は？？？？？？」
この人はガチモンの頭良すぎる不審者
ECsとりにくん めっちゃグルグルしてるw
I was skeptical about this channel,
but when i saw that cow water pouring thing with 3 googly eyes,
i immediately subscribed
tiko Btu honestly I live for that little cow and am sad when he uses anything else.
Absolute mad man, Kiwami built an egg just to use it to build a knife
I probably would've loved chemistry in school if it was like this.
Suddenly don’t know what click bait is after watching your videos
can u read the title ?
pika on cocaine sharpest fake egg kitchen knife in the world
THE FINGER CONDOM
I don't know if I should be proud or concerned.
Actually tought the same-
i was lie that to but im like "is this a finger comdom?"
Jige I have those
lmfao I was about to comment that
That's what I thought
The perfect mixture of. Creativity. Science. And resourcability all thrown into a melting pot to come out as art. perfect limitless art.
この人の動画における外国人ニキのコメント面白くて好き