sharpest milk kitchen knife in the world

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  • @kiwami-japan
    @kiwami-japan  6 років тому +14264

    世界一アルコール度数が高いウォッカ(スピリタス)はそのまま飲んでは危険です。。
    喉が焼けて瀕死になりました

    • @hikarie3974
      @hikarie3974 6 років тому +3017

      スピリタスを直で飲むなんて、さすが不審者!

    • @dead-by-daylight
      @dead-by-daylight 6 років тому +1705

      何してんだw

    • @zo2750
      @zo2750 6 років тому +1911

      4:13耳が逝った

    • @fieldykorn5465
      @fieldykorn5465 6 років тому +555

      ぐらんぶるじゃないですかw

    • @um722
      @um722 6 років тому +346

      極みさん飲んだことあるんですか?!

  • @danielkillen5158
    @danielkillen5158 3 роки тому +3377

    The ultimate way to defend against lactose intolerant people

    • @yung_cheese6963
      @yung_cheese6963 3 роки тому +42

      this is gold

    • @naufoll
      @naufoll 3 роки тому +14

      XD

    • @Z_kun11
      @Z_kun11 3 роки тому +24

      I turned into cheese water after seeing this comment

    • @mizzyly5759
      @mizzyly5759 3 роки тому +10

      B-...but I'm lactose intolerant😢

    • @Mossarellasticks
      @Mossarellasticks 3 роки тому +7

      Nah they gonna drink/eat milk any way

  • @MsCoolestgal
    @MsCoolestgal 5 років тому +6302

    This is what happens when you give a chaotic neutral a chemistry degree

    • @guyperson7487
      @guyperson7487 5 років тому +274

      That’s a chaotic evil in the making

    • @rhiannonthompson5408
      @rhiannonthompson5408 5 років тому +25

      Ah a good D&D pun

    • @Leo.23232
      @Leo.23232 5 років тому +19

      @@rhiannonthompson5408 How is that a pun?

    • @rhiannonthompson5408
      @rhiannonthompson5408 5 років тому +15

      @@Leo.23232 i was watching Sanders sides before this. Puns ingrained in my mind. YEET!

    • @cult.leader
      @cult.leader 4 роки тому +25

      Rachita Srivastava this is what happens if you give a chaotic neutral anything

  • @ademonslayer7130
    @ademonslayer7130 4 роки тому +4063

    I got really scared that he was actually gonna destroy one of his precious cows in order to make a knife handle from it... I'm really glad I was wrong

    • @NotChefCook
      @NotChefCook 4 роки тому +28

      ADemon Slayer - WHEW !

    • @bruhmoment491
      @bruhmoment491 4 роки тому +47

      ADemon Slayer nah bro he was just caressing his hole

    • @jahnilee2026
      @jahnilee2026 4 роки тому +31

      I thought i was the only one! Like NOT his favorite, nifty, little cow

    • @vulpyn
      @vulpyn 4 роки тому +30

      Yes but it suffocated

    • @Bread-nr1sj
      @Bread-nr1sj 4 роки тому +71

      It got choked in a vacuum chamber upside down while in glue with a vibrator under the chamber. I think it was worse than dying.

  • @EyeOfSandwich
    @EyeOfSandwich 3 роки тому +1035

    So glad the cow jug survived 😭 when he started caressing her all sinister like that I thought it was over for her

  • @budurrashrash3140
    @budurrashrash3140 5 років тому +3026

    i lost my sanity when the cucumber started wriggling in the water

    • @Dazyet
      @Dazyet 5 років тому +109

      Budur Rashrash LOL I was waiting for that moment and was like meh couldn’t be that bad. And alone in my apartment I GASPED.

    • @jadek8437
      @jadek8437 5 років тому +142

      this comment is funny when you’re only 4 minutes to this seemingly normal video

    • @hollycannon4117
      @hollycannon4117 5 років тому +15

      I can tell by ur profile picture

    • @wheresmymelody9093
      @wheresmymelody9093 5 років тому +4

      what cucumber?? ive watched the whole video and i cant find it i dont know this is probably a joke i guess

    • @shrl10001
      @shrl10001 5 років тому +26

      @@wheresmymelody9093 21:06 lol did u rly watch the whole thing

  • @galaxydragons6244
    @galaxydragons6244 5 років тому +3933

    I want someone to love me as much as this guy loves his ceramic cow.

    • @bilalalp9529
      @bilalalp9529 5 років тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣🐮

    • @emmanu.
      @emmanu. 5 років тому +8

      Jajajajaja me too

    • @TheAyanamiRei
      @TheAyanamiRei 5 років тому +10

      RIGHT???

    • @lileeowens5797
      @lileeowens5797 5 років тому +8

      who said it was a guy

    • @lightishredgummi
      @lightishredgummi 5 років тому +32

      Lilee Owens idk bout you but to me it looks like the person in the icon is a dude

  • @toetotipthatsabart5048
    @toetotipthatsabart5048 6 років тому +6831

    Every time he brings out a new item I’m like “okay THIS is just for comedy” and it’s NEVER FOR COMEDY. ITS ALWAYS A FUNCTIONING PART OF THE PROCESS.

  • @D-me-dream-smp
    @D-me-dream-smp 3 роки тому +407

    I like how he adds sharpest like there is this huge category of milk knives. I can’t believe the effort he put into making the handle. A true artisan. The plot twist is he comes from a family of traditional knife makers and this is how he rebels.

    • @DraganKKWCZ
      @DraganKKWCZ 11 місяців тому

      I'm not sure how knife ever can be non-traditional

    • @ultimatedarkrai255
      @ultimatedarkrai255 7 місяців тому +2

      @@DraganKKWCZby being made of milk

  • @McFunnyPantz
    @McFunnyPantz 5 років тому +3397

    Everything this person uses has a purpose no matter how weird you think it is. I thought they were just messing with the cow and the rubber and clay but nope. Then the vibrator comes and and I’m like “oh we got them now” but nope, it was used to remove the bubbles. This channel is like science mixed with ASMR mixed with comedy mixed with weird shit and I love it. So therapeutic.
    TL;DR - I enjoy this channel a lot.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 років тому +14

      Elliott aka Japan

    • @aromorguy
      @aromorguy 5 років тому +62

      Not sure if the vibrator is for shits and giggles cause its really the most common and largest object that vibrates you can find.

    • @Flamin111
      @Flamin111 5 років тому +9

      Except for the cucumber...

    • @deleteduser9755
      @deleteduser9755 5 років тому +11

      theres a method to the madness

    • @lemonov3031
      @lemonov3031 5 років тому +3

      Only Japanese people can save this platform

  • @D.A.R.C.I.
    @D.A.R.C.I. 5 років тому +2343

    literally more than half of this video is devoted to the _sensual_ creation of the cow handle

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 6 років тому +12580

    there's definitely a lot of things going on

    • @Tater_Toot
      @Tater_Toot 6 років тому +139

      Mr Cyranek stop commenting on every video I watch

    • @jarryplundermen6236
      @jarryplundermen6236 6 років тому +42

      WHAT ARE *YOU* DOING HERE

    • @kaitszhim
      @kaitszhim 6 років тому +22

      can you meme that

    • @d0c_0b
      @d0c_0b 6 років тому +18

      何この人

    • @Chaotier
      @Chaotier 6 років тому +3

      Says Cyranek of all people

  • @Floral-shoppe
    @Floral-shoppe 3 роки тому +311

    What airport security thinks that you'll do with a milk jug

    • @Cromwell-V
      @Cromwell-V 2 роки тому +8

      That’s why they don’t allow liquids

  • @eksdee3709
    @eksdee3709 6 років тому +517

    I love you, strange knifeman. Please never change.

    • @mozilam
      @mozilam 6 років тому

      So I found you on UA-cam, lol

    • @BlackCat-mj5wi
      @BlackCat-mj5wi 6 років тому

      love your comment XD

  • @chloew01
    @chloew01 5 років тому +2705

    when youtube starts recommending me videos like these i know it’s time to sleep

  • @austynher6138
    @austynher6138 5 років тому +3882

    ah, a vibrator. an important component to knife making.

    • @djspinmasterross3379
      @djspinmasterross3379 5 років тому +95

      Well, yeah.

    • @thedailygunslinger442
      @thedailygunslinger442 5 років тому +274

      I was just about to say is anybody gonna bring up the vibrator

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 5 років тому +255

      It’s actually a massage tool and they’re very common in some places but yeah, it looks pretty much like a vibrator and functions very similarly so.... *you bet there are going to be people who use it as a pg-looking vibrator anyway*

    • @qweennoodlesthe3rd794
      @qweennoodlesthe3rd794 5 років тому +16

      Yes

    • @douwedevries8725
      @douwedevries8725 5 років тому +47

      For a second i thought that how to basic was involved.

  • @itsmepxl1151
    @itsmepxl1151 4 роки тому +608

    "What are you cooking?"
    "Milk"
    "What? And why are you using alcohol?"
    "My goals are beyond your understanding"

    • @MTG_Music
      @MTG_Music 4 роки тому +15

      You missed a pun opportunity. "My goats are beyond your understanding."

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +15249

    Imagine being killed by a knife made of milk

    • @lordquinnward
      @lordquinnward 6 років тому +425

      You are everywhere

    • @princebendy9486
      @princebendy9486 6 років тому +220

      This is your only comment as of now that doesn't have freaking 637381976278831754827 likes

    • @frederikkejrgensen4514
      @frederikkejrgensen4514 6 років тому +91

      haha only 20 likes fuck you now
      Edit: oh shit someone said this has 1,1k likes now i guess i was early

    • @veronicamedina104
      @veronicamedina104 6 років тому +28

      And then drink it

    • @YI-hf6tv
      @YI-hf6tv 6 років тому +19

      I'd eat it before they would stab me.

  • @thehate9089
    @thehate9089 5 років тому +4239

    This man has the most confusing and impressive set of skills

    • @youraveragetoxicwaste4781
      @youraveragetoxicwaste4781 5 років тому +138

      Oogie Boogie “what makes you think you’d be fit for this job”
      “I can make knives out of milk”
      “HIRED”

    • @ravioliperson4836
      @ravioliperson4836 5 років тому +15

      Fuck you all I'm ruining the perfect 111 number

    • @aleqsgecko5957
      @aleqsgecko5957 5 років тому +2

      Agreed

    • @moodringteen8209
      @moodringteen8209 5 років тому +16

      I have a specific set of skills -

    • @georginajiang9186
      @georginajiang9186 5 років тому +18

      Daisy Edmunds and make a water snake out of cucumber

  • @user-ze6kz1hd6z
    @user-ze6kz1hd6z 5 років тому +504

    このチャンネルの動画毎回
    結構長いし
    やってることは理解できないけど
    気づけば最後まで見てる自分がいる

  • @funnyname2518
    @funnyname2518 3 роки тому +134

    I feel like the longer I watch this video the more I’m being pulled into another dimension

    • @good_guy_SG
      @good_guy_SG 3 роки тому +5

      The dimension on knifes
      Where all things are knifes made from all possible materials

  • @moARRgan
    @moARRgan 5 років тому +1810

    I think this is How To Basic in an alternate universe where he's good at making things

    • @memotets89
      @memotets89 5 років тому +42

      He is only good at knifes

    • @midnightportal3952
      @midnightportal3952 5 років тому +3

      This what I thought about too lol

    • @scottchaplin4665
      @scottchaplin4665 5 років тому +2

      YES 👌

    • @nekif820
      @nekif820 5 років тому +3

      Omg thats exactly what I thought also!

    • @doezobozo
      @doezobozo 5 років тому +2

      THATS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LAMAOAOAOA

  • @uk3obeysseme
    @uk3obeysseme 6 років тому +889

    I want someone to love me as much as he loves that ceramic cow pitcher...

    • @goldgoddess_gg
      @goldgoddess_gg 6 років тому +9

      for real

    • @Noochi
      @Noochi 6 років тому +3

      stop reposting

    • @Noochi
      @Noochi 6 років тому +3

      besides, worshiping of false calfs is bad mkay

    • @katewin7738
      @katewin7738 6 років тому +3

      Ikr it's so adorable

    • @LulitaInPita
      @LulitaInPita 6 років тому

      😂

  • @desivyhq9958
    @desivyhq9958 4 роки тому +3474

    Me: “The milks gone bad”
    Mom: “Is it expired?”
    Me: “No, but it’s dangerous”
    Mom:
    Me:

  • @MonkIsBestScug
    @MonkIsBestScug Рік тому +53

    Not only is this man versed in the ways of science, chemistry, craftsmanship, theatre, whatever else I can't even understand, but he's ALSO very talented with chopping stuff. Look at that cucumber eel go!

  • @Troy_I_Guess
    @Troy_I_Guess 6 років тому +945

    Not gonna lie, I completely forgot that he was making a knife.

    • @cericat
      @cericat 6 років тому +9

      Yeah that's part of what I love about it, there's a great degree of artistry in his work.

    • @Rishkar-Peema-Pants
      @Rishkar-Peema-Pants 6 років тому +2

      @U.V. Rey *SNAP*

    • @katewin7738
      @katewin7738 6 років тому +1

      Same there was just a lot going on that I forgot about it

    • @princebendy9486
      @princebendy9486 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @garybloxsom7538
      @garybloxsom7538 6 років тому

      @@princebendy9486 had to go and look at the title to remind myself,haha

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 років тому +6508

    This is a very strange ASMR you got going here

  • @kitkatkiki677
    @kitkatkiki677 6 років тому +839

    This is one of the very few channels that puts out 20+ min videos that I watch from start to finish.

    • @ristar7203
      @ristar7203 6 років тому +3

      Effectivement

    • @lorenzwiswe1368
      @lorenzwiswe1368 6 років тому +3

      Catherine Bryant yoo i didnt even notice it being 20min..

    • @jockegiirl8605
      @jockegiirl8605 6 років тому +1

      weird but gorgeous lady

    • @miltonfarias6648
      @miltonfarias6648 6 років тому

      Nobody cares :v

    • @biazacha
      @biazacha 5 років тому

      So are you basically saying that a 6yo can be more focused than you? Weird flex, but ok.

  • @UncarbonatedSprite
    @UncarbonatedSprite 3 роки тому +178

    my friends: what did you do today?
    my mind: 21:02
    me: oh nothing.

  • @iseetrolledpeople
    @iseetrolledpeople 5 років тому +1508

    His imagination is so pure but at the same time all the wayyy fcuked up.

  • @RC-cx3rp
    @RC-cx3rp 6 років тому +872

    I want to know what his relationship with that cow is, It did not seem platonic to me.

    • @shinget
      @shinget 6 років тому +154

      mooooootual respect

    • @Juhsuwah
      @Juhsuwah 6 років тому +22

      @@shinget Did you just

    • @paulj.brazzlejr.4392
      @paulj.brazzlejr.4392 6 років тому +6

      @@shinget .....really...? 😒

    • @nothingxs
      @nothingxs 6 років тому +11

      @@shinget well done.

    • @icecream6992
      @icecream6992 6 років тому +17

      @@shinget fucking legend.

  • @spidah4106
    @spidah4106 6 років тому +587

    I would stick with this man during a zombie apocalypse

    • @jonas3333
      @jonas3333 6 років тому +14

      Well, you might be stuck BY this man during a zombie apocalypse.

    • @supatreyfi9770
      @supatreyfi9770 6 років тому +56

      Hed probably make a knife out of u

    • @mistajaeger742
      @mistajaeger742 6 років тому +7

      He can give u a knife even without metal

    • @Space_Potat
      @Space_Potat 6 років тому

      Chuyee Moua just what I thought xD

    • @ssebass
      @ssebass 6 років тому +5

      He can make a knife of zombie parts

  • @MickCorgi
    @MickCorgi 3 роки тому +385

    近年はピアノの鍵盤とかこの方式で作られてるようですね。

    • @pibe2204
      @pibe2204 3 роки тому +29

      Espera que mierda?!?! Xd

    • @PPianissimo
      @PPianissimo 2 роки тому +13

      ピアノの鍵盤≒包丁

    • @pipipi067
      @pipipi067 Рік тому +14

      ガチかと思った

    • @ロマンティカ-f8g
      @ロマンティカ-f8g Рік тому +8

      作られててたまるか

    • @Wanko5
      @Wanko5 Рік тому +2

      白鍵がミルクで黒鍵がチョコレートか...

  • @lookoutforburningbuildings5563
    @lookoutforburningbuildings5563 5 років тому +990

    I get halfway into these videos and completely forget the main objective because of how off topic it feels. It's like when a bunch of unconnected stories have a finale where they connect.

    • @pphtm
      @pphtm 5 років тому +21

      This is the second video Ive watched from this channel, and they both left me confused and unsatisfied in the most hilarious way possible. I think this guy is just batshit insane lol.

    • @lillystanley3222
      @lillystanley3222 5 років тому

      exactly

    • @qwerty9118
      @qwerty9118 5 років тому +7

      @@pphtm he dont even need to explain most of the time either you just sort of understand in a confused way

    • @DJontheFM
      @DJontheFM 5 років тому +3

      So... Digimon the movie.

    • @thisplacesucks42069
      @thisplacesucks42069 2 місяці тому

      the chekhov's gun of knife making

  • @CytoCosmic
    @CytoCosmic 5 років тому +1125

    does it really need to say 'sharpest' i think its the only milk knife in the world

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 років тому +155

      Cyto _ yeah but it’s also the sharpest milk knife in the world lol

    • @EFCasual
      @EFCasual 5 років тому +23

      It's a challenge.

    • @Ventorath
      @Ventorath 5 років тому +24

      They try out different methods that result in materials with different hardness and make the knife out of the one with the highest hardness. That's where the "sharpest" comes from.

    • @syltwee
      @syltwee 5 років тому +11

      imo its just a running joke

    • @bananojacky4344
      @bananojacky4344 5 років тому +2

      Maby its a traditional way to make knifes in his Japanese village

  • @xenomynth
    @xenomynth 6 років тому +329

    *Milk Knife*
    Rank: _Unique_
    Damage: 240
    Info: A knife made by legendary blacksmith from milk combine with alcohol. The high concentration of alcohol will make you lose some of your agility but your strength will increase. The longer you hold it, more strengrh will accumulate but agility will decrease.
    Str +20 (+5 per minute)
    Agility -10 (-5 per minute)
    70% Chance to completely avoid damage
    300% Damage increase when attacking skeleton monster

    • @cuerex8580
      @cuerex8580 6 років тому +10

      Would definately haggle. But you forgot the Whitening Teeth cosmetic sideeffect.

    • @DJRaffa1000
      @DJRaffa1000 6 років тому +5

      wouldnt it be 300% more damage against cows ? XD

    • @darkuryzero4136
      @darkuryzero4136 6 років тому

      @@DJRaffa1000 hhahahahaha

    • @Quickdraw277
      @Quickdraw277 6 років тому +1

      That's hilarious but it's actually alcohol and acetic acid.

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 6 років тому

      special ability is milk beam XD

  • @EthanKeef
    @EthanKeef 4 роки тому +129

    that was an interesting tool you used to remove those bubbles from the chamber

    • @vexthepichu226
      @vexthepichu226 3 роки тому +19

      Okay, so I'm NOT going crazy lmao

    • @nothisispatrick6332
      @nothisispatrick6332 3 роки тому +4

      I’m shocked no one else is mentioning it 🤣😅

    • @shenlongslostballs6443
      @shenlongslostballs6443 3 роки тому +1

      @@nothisispatrick6332 That's why nome is talking coz we knw it's us and not him

  • @Urrarg
    @Urrarg 6 років тому +586

    The description is wrong. This is the story about how a ceramic cow and a resin cow find each other and fall in love.

    • @Meyfli
      @Meyfli 6 років тому +2

      😍😍

    • @megabluex1
      @megabluex1 6 років тому +4

      One cow will def need therapy after this video tho

    • @loli_cvnt5622
      @loli_cvnt5622 5 років тому +5

      Wouldn't tha be some kinda incest because the one cow was made from the other cow? Would that be self love? Would this mean the cows are lesbians? Am I overthinking this?

    • @yali6523
      @yali6523 5 років тому +2

      No, it gay

    • @zacvarg3530
      @zacvarg3530 5 років тому

      @@loli_cvnt5622 "self love" like masturbation?

  • @So___
    @So___ 5 років тому +869

    英語のコメントで一番好きなやつの意訳:
    “何かが起こってるのかはわかる。ただなんでそれが起こってるのかがわからない。”

    • @So___
      @So___ 5 років тому +204

      「想像してみろ。ミルクに刺されて死ぬんだぞ。」
      「あぁ、バイブレーターね。ナイフ作りに重要な要素の一つだ。」
      「誰か:ねえ、先週末何してた?
      Kiwami:あぁ、いつも通りさ。包丁作ってたよ。」
      「【世界で一番鋭い】ミルクの包丁って言う必要あったか?多分世界で唯一ミルクでできた包丁でしょ」←NEW‼︎
      「これが自分の人生で一番『おい俺何でこんなもん見てんだ??』って思わせられた動画だ」←NEW‼︎
      もありました。海外ユーザーセンスありすぎて腹筋が死ぬ

    • @ごぼう-v3b
      @ごぼう-v3b 5 років тому +102

      ただ悲しいことに英語が全然読めない

    • @So___
      @So___ 5 років тому +46

      早く休みになってほしい 外国語難しいですもんね...(´・ω・) いつか万能翻訳機ができて世界中の言葉がわかるようになりますように。

    • @レティクル星人
      @レティクル星人 5 років тому +40

      和訳が機能について欲しいな……
      ぜひとも外国の方のコメントも読みたい

    • @tochis2169
      @tochis2169 5 років тому +3

      muchas gracias bruh

  • @GrifMoNeY
    @GrifMoNeY 5 років тому +1140

    "Make me a knife."
    "Do you have any steel?"
    "No, just some milk, acetic acid, ethanol, a novelty cow, a vacuum chamber, a hitachi wand, and other things laying around the house."
    "That'll work."

    • @losdrew
      @losdrew 5 років тому +12

      don't forget about vibrator for removing bubbles!

    • @blurryflag6466
      @blurryflag6466 5 років тому +1

      @@losdrew I bought mine for that reason :^DDD

    • @andries4561
      @andries4561 2 роки тому +6

      @@losdrew the hitachi wand is the vibrator

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 2 роки тому

      And a knife.

  • @catcat20a23
    @catcat20a23 3 роки тому +16

    i can't be the only one who absolutely ADORES the little ceramic cows.

  • @みお-u2t8n
    @みお-u2t8n 5 років тому +125

    ほんとこの人はもっともっと評価されるべきだと思う。凄すぎ。
    何より発想が面白い。

  • @itokoba11058
    @itokoba11058 6 років тому +216

    男はカルーアミルクの中毒になる。←分かる
    飲む回数に比例して徐々にリキュールの量が多くなり、←分かる
    数年後にはカルーアをストレートで飲むようになる。←分からない
    昔のようにミルクをいれて楽しみたいと思った男は超濃厚カルーアミルクの開発に励むが、←もっと分からない
    その時に偶然包丁の素材を見つけてしまい、←は?
    とりあえず包丁の開発に取り組むのであった←知ってた

    • @zxmarkis
      @zxmarkis 6 років тому +1

      そして牛乳刀は牛刀(柄的な意味で)になったと思ったら、その前に手刀が研ぎ終わってた。

    • @naoki3956
      @naoki3956 6 років тому +1

      いつもの流れで草

    • @sikisaik
      @sikisaik 6 років тому +1

      Sage
      I want tell you that mean,
      but this is many srangs,and difficult transration.

    • @zxmarkis
      @zxmarkis 6 років тому +3

      @Sage sorry that my English skill was poor.
      He lovein' Kahlua and Milk and more love for Kahlua and Milk

    • @sikisaik
      @sikisaik 6 років тому +1

      Nomean perfect transration
      ごめんね!ありがとう!
      お疲れwwww

  • @VincenzoDBlood
    @VincenzoDBlood 6 років тому +543

    Some suggest:
    Oreo Knife
    Glass Knife
    Coca Cola Knife
    Tobacco Knife
    Marshmallow Knife
    Hair Knife
    Banana Knife
    Meat Knife
    UA-cam gold button Knife

    • @lucid_sound_design
      @lucid_sound_design 6 років тому +32

      I bet you five dollars he can do all of those

    • @crazey3251
      @crazey3251 6 років тому +37

      Vincenzo D. Blood Imagine cutting your hair with your hair

    • @VincenzoDBlood
      @VincenzoDBlood 6 років тому +6

      @@crazey3251 that would create a BlackHole

    • @anak4600
      @anak4600 6 років тому +1

      The glass!!

    • @saifoelatqane6386
      @saifoelatqane6386 6 років тому +2

      Fortnife

  • @jeanclaudethedarklord6205
    @jeanclaudethedarklord6205 3 роки тому +37

    Imagine putting this guy in prison just to get stabbed by his diy milk knife

  • @amuboaa
    @amuboaa 6 років тому +661

    Can we talk about this persons cutting skills
    That is a beautiful cucumber

    • @dagameboy
      @dagameboy 6 років тому +11

      For anyone that is about to not understand that it is at the end of the video
      It is at the end of the video

    • @potatopanda1884
      @potatopanda1884 6 років тому +9

      I didnt know how to feel but dang what a noice cucumber 😂

    • @darthstoneddaffy
      @darthstoneddaffy 6 років тому

      Really tho wtf

    • @ReDefineHD
      @ReDefineHD 6 років тому

      DaGameBoy e

    • @amethyst_witch_blades
      @amethyst_witch_blades 6 років тому +5

      Can we talk about the vibrator

  • @justinecourtneysgavel89
    @justinecourtneysgavel89 6 років тому +499

    16:05
    It's happened. You've made so many knives that you BECAME the knife.

    • @yozzzeh
      @yozzzeh 6 років тому +24

      I demand sharpest kiwami japan knife in the world

    • @thesheeepjd
      @thesheeepjd 6 років тому +3

      This channel is the extremely elaborate origin story of a new superhero... or villain?!

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 6 років тому +5

      Justine Courtney's Gavel it's his stand power.

    • @wtfman81
      @wtfman81 6 років тому +2

      out of anyone on earth i would be glad to hear he became the first human knife

    • @Minohorse
      @Minohorse 6 років тому

      And that's how the Kyotouryuu style was born.

  • @insanecreeper91
    @insanecreeper91 6 років тому +369

    He's got his cow knife and I'm so happy for him.

    • @random_dragon
      @random_dragon 6 років тому +13

      Honestly, same! He seems to really like cows and this is adorable

    • @annriver01
      @annriver01 6 років тому +5

      Random Dragon, cows and knives! Hope he is happy now ^ ^

  • @夜羽-m6l
    @夜羽-m6l 3 роки тому +12

    7:22 心做しか、アヒルも熱そうな顔してるな

  • @marcoestiercol6112
    @marcoestiercol6112 5 років тому +1884

    It's like watching a very methodical and highly intellligent serial killer work.

    • @victortaudinchabot351
      @victortaudinchabot351 5 років тому +50

      It scares the living shit out of me: just think of what he is capable of

    • @marcoestiercol6112
      @marcoestiercol6112 5 років тому +33

      @@victortaudinchabot351 If you open another tab and look for 'creepy music' in youtube and you play it in the background while wathing his videos is ever scarier. Try it!

    • @ocm1774
      @ocm1774 5 років тому +20

      Marco Estiercol ... that’s exactly what I thought, and the way he love his ceramic cow 🐮

    • @marcoestiercol6112
      @marcoestiercol6112 5 років тому +1

      @@ocm1774 If you open another tab and look for 'creepy music' in youtube and you play it in the background while watching this video, is ever scarier.

    • @kjs8719
      @kjs8719 5 років тому +14

      Are we sure that's not exactly what we are watching?

  • @julia-7520
    @julia-7520 5 років тому +648

    actual representation of being lactose intolerant

  • @jintrov
    @jintrov 6 років тому +785

    Can I buy a Vibrator?
    _Umm why? Aren't you too young?_
    *I need it to get rid of bubbles.*

    • @potatoqueen10
      @potatoqueen10 6 років тому +39

      It's a Thrive hand massager lmao it's used to help treat sore lower backs and aching necks.

    • @EstherTheGamer
      @EstherTheGamer 6 років тому +17

      what did sir bubbles do to you

    • @spicerice8116
      @spicerice8116 6 років тому +27

      Never too young for a vibrator

    • @bustinlol1987
      @bustinlol1987 6 років тому +2

      Spice Rice I wish

    • @laaneliz8594
      @laaneliz8594 6 років тому +2

      Ches puercas :v

  • @GoldsCovers
    @GoldsCovers 4 роки тому +110

    Me: Man its getting late, better try and sleep soon.
    UA-cam: "MiLk kNiFe"

  • @michaelgardner9843
    @michaelgardner9843 5 років тому +1048

    It's like if howtobasic made real tutorials.

    • @eawert1921
      @eawert1921 5 років тому +19

      but here there is no egg

    • @edgyspoon5793
      @edgyspoon5793 5 років тому +16

      But its asmr

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 років тому +4

      But his CSGO tutorial did help me

    • @LeeJoRo
      @LeeJoRo 5 років тому +4

      I wonder how his Christmas went....

    • @katyazamolodch3184
      @katyazamolodch3184 5 років тому +1

      I thought the same thing!!

  • @Fireflyepic
    @Fireflyepic 5 років тому +744

    *clicks on video of sharpest milk kitchen knife*
    *watches man slowly caress a porcelain cow teapot*

    • @Th0m4s-17
      @Th0m4s-17 5 років тому +25

      *And finds his moms vibrator*

    • @bearlylegal1337
      @bearlylegal1337 5 років тому +2

      I think he uses the cow in all his videos.

    • @ferociousmaliciousghost
      @ferociousmaliciousghost 5 років тому +2

      That moment when your mother goes into your room at 11:39.

  • @user-tu1vd4kd9n
    @user-tu1vd4kd9n 6 років тому +156

    予想が出来ないUA-camrランキング第一位

    • @めっしゅぷりん
      @めっしゅぷりん 6 років тому +2

      何をしでかすか分からないからなー。概要欄には毎回包丁を作ってしまった言い訳が書いてあるしなー(* ´ ▽ ` *)

  • @aquarius3406
    @aquarius3406 3 роки тому +69

    Thanks pluuno for sending me here ig-

  • @lebasurero5507
    @lebasurero5507 5 років тому +722

    Guy wants to make knife. Guy suffocates ceramic cow in a cup of silicone. Guy brings out vibrator and scars ceramic cow for life. Guy glues a replica of said cow's head to a knife handle. Guy makes knife out of milk. Guy uses said milk to kill said ceramic cow's family.

    • @genericchannel126
      @genericchannel126 5 років тому +5

      Garbage Boi hey, thats pretty good

    • @CherokeeGirl-kz9lu
      @CherokeeGirl-kz9lu 5 років тому +1

      That's a way to look at it I guess😂

    • @jolu6391
      @jolu6391 5 років тому +5

      Can I get the pussi b0ss?

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 5 років тому +1

      That's what dese Aliens do wit our cows, man!

    • @lonesomewendigo
      @lonesomewendigo 5 років тому +2

      Proceeds to bring cucumber to life with said milk-knife.

  • @scrauso2955
    @scrauso2955 4 роки тому +1568

    My friends:"so, what do you do at night instead of sleeping?"
    Me: *starts sweating*

  • @elijahmichael8593
    @elijahmichael8593 6 років тому +547

    when most of the video is him just making a cute cow handle

    • @random_dragon
      @random_dragon 6 років тому +23

      It's not like we're complaining lol

    • @Fuogor
      @Fuogor 6 років тому +15

      @@random_dragon I'll start complaining if knives from here on out don't all have cute cow handles

    • @danwilson4603
      @danwilson4603 6 років тому

      @@Fuogor HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!! THAT IS THE BEST PART!!!!!
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .LOL WUT

    • @Marigo33
      @Marigo33 6 років тому +1

      Давай уже нож из говна. Ждем

    • @tmgrade9690
      @tmgrade9690 6 років тому

      all about making a knife

  • @flutterguy2258
    @flutterguy2258 3 роки тому +71

    when i die i want my bones to be used in the forging of a sword,shield and armor

    • @coffincar5507
      @coffincar5507 3 роки тому +11

      Fun fact! Vikings used to use the bones of dead animals to try and enchant the weapon with it's soul, but ending up making a historic steel type metal that was strong because of the carbon!

    • @tanishqdeshmukh6494
      @tanishqdeshmukh6494 3 роки тому +4

      @@coffincar5507 wow

  • @foetwenny
    @foetwenny 6 років тому +504

    "How'd he die?"
    "Milk"
    "Allergy?"
    "No, he was stabbed with it."

  • @taym3588
    @taym3588 5 років тому +533

    This had more plot twists than my life

  • @NaughtyOnYT
    @NaughtyOnYT 6 років тому +877

    I love the way the titles are always "sharpest (material) knife in the world" like someone else is gonna show up challenging him with their vicious collection of milk weaponry.

    • @Scorpion23341
      @Scorpion23341 6 років тому +37

      I know a person who both has the skills to make something like this knife and the sheer insanity to do this, so a challenger appearing is very possible

    • @muizasri728
      @muizasri728 6 років тому +3

      Hahaha

    • @damnbro_idc
      @damnbro_idc 6 років тому +24

      We all have wasted time playing video games while he has studied the blade. And milk.

    • @jrbrumm1587
      @jrbrumm1587 6 років тому +11

      Dear child... Do you not know of the milkwars of 2372?.....

    • @Chan0art
      @Chan0art 6 років тому +12

      You oblivious FOOL are you unaware of the ancient art that, practiced for generations, is known as Culinary Calcium Combat!?!?

  • @sarahdiguido4480
    @sarahdiguido4480 3 роки тому +27

    this was the best 21 minutes and 39 seconds of my life

  • @laurenflood6502
    @laurenflood6502 5 років тому +349

    I think to myself whether this is a “most satisfying video in the world,” a DIY, or an ASMR
    But then I realize
    *it is all of them at once*

    • @MahNameTook
      @MahNameTook 5 років тому +1

      But at the same time, it should also have a fourth category to itself.

    • @Viridi_cen_Faba
      @Viridi_cen_Faba 5 років тому +1

      it's a knife video

    • @williamlewis8759
      @williamlewis8759 5 років тому

      Fuck y’all with your ASMR bullshit. Take it somewhere else this is the dude that I learned from on sharpening knives and you people go and turn it into an ASMR channel. Fuck you

    • @he-l-lo
      @he-l-lo 5 років тому +1

      Lauren Flood wym DIY where the fuck am gonna get fucking Ethanol from
      OR "acetic acid"

  • @Fuzzthefurr
    @Fuzzthefurr 6 років тому +264

    Without speaking a word, you make us feel so many different emotions.

    • @hopelessnerd7810
      @hopelessnerd7810 5 років тому +3

      Fuzzthefurr what emotions does make you feel? Because if your crying over milk being make into a knife i have a lot of questions then.

    • @AbyssalPlague
      @AbyssalPlague 5 років тому +3

      @@hopelessnerd7810 I don't cry. Instead...joy overflows my collective concious and makes me have a constant rush of endorphins...I mean the thought of LITERAL MILK BEING TURNED INTO A DAMN KNIFE...yeah no, that shits just amazing- NEIGH, tis lovely. Joyous! Poetic!!
      Real talk though, on Earth there are some kick-ass people.

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 5 років тому +3

      I feel two emotions:
      mildly confused
      and mildly impressed
      still more than I was feeling before I clicked tho #DeadInside

    • @geode9036
      @geode9036 5 років тому +2

      No sense in crying over sharp milk

    • @hopelessnerd7810
      @hopelessnerd7810 5 років тому

      Plague Doctor Seth ahh yes this well be put into the history books because how one non talkative man moved the world with his silent poetic words

  • @xxbandelxx3240
    @xxbandelxx3240 6 років тому +332

    ついに持ち手まで懲り始めるの草

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 6 років тому

      バーガークインズ Wow it took all that time to get Calcium

  • @peelzboyplays6089
    @peelzboyplays6089 3 роки тому +55

    Hey! My sister has one of those "Air-bubble-remover" tools too! I wonder what she's been making with it 🤔

  • @kupo_kupo
    @kupo_kupo 6 років тому +264

    「ないよ!包丁ないよ!」
    普通の人「買いに行こう」
    不審者「あるよ!牛乳あるよぉ!」

  • @t9m3588
    @t9m3588 6 років тому +256

    ちゃんと牛くんからミルクが出ている貴重な動画

  • @kungpowpenis1423
    @kungpowpenis1423 5 років тому +1417

    Guy: makes milk knife
    Me: Amazing and genius, as per usual!
    Guy: look... cucumber snake
    Me: :OOOOOOOO holy SHIT

  • @まかろに-g7c
    @まかろに-g7c 3 роки тому +24

    16:02 え!!??
    す…すげぇぇぇぇぇぇぇ!!!!!!

  • @EdgelordOfEdginess
    @EdgelordOfEdginess 6 років тому +437

    96% alcohol Vodka, that’s how I love my Oolong tea

    • @sureeen
      @sureeen 6 років тому

      @Flow SN lol

    • @jadesee4628
      @jadesee4628 6 років тому

      dude why a grand blue ref in this

    • @krispanda8600
      @krispanda8600 6 років тому +1

      did you make sure to check it with a lighter? ;D

  • @udng7315
    @udng7315 6 років тому +182

    頼むからはやくキュウリで包丁作ってください

  • @lolaritter7518
    @lolaritter7518 4 роки тому +2017

    When you curdle milk, you make cheese. So technically this is a cheese knife.

    • @raissasuwardhono
      @raissasuwardhono 4 роки тому +33

      Lola Ritter yes, genius.

    • @Jessica-224
      @Jessica-224 4 роки тому +191

      You’re right, but cheese is curdled by an enzyme called rennet. Although, vinegar or acetic acid will extract a protein from milk, called Casein. Not sure what other protein is, extracted by the ethanol, though. I’m a science nerd. lol

    • @merrilly-
      @merrilly- 4 роки тому +58

      Lola Ritter, well cheese is still made of milk, so it’s still a milk knife

    • @LorenzoInnocenti8206366
      @LorenzoInnocenti8206366 4 роки тому +30

      @@Jessica-224 you probably meant rennin, which is the actual enzyme

    • @Zcum2345
      @Zcum2345 4 роки тому +31

      @@merrilly- by that logic everything is stardust which it is but come on now

  • @isaiahconyers9229
    @isaiahconyers9229 3 роки тому +19

    Anyone here from pluuno?

  • @kittensarecool
    @kittensarecool 5 років тому +615

    I spend way too much time watching these

  • @YI-hf6tv
    @YI-hf6tv 6 років тому +509

    Clever way to get past the metal detectors.

    • @laharl2k
      @laharl2k 6 років тому +74

      Finally will you be able to slice your pickles on the plane!

    • @UnTizio100K
      @UnTizio100K 6 років тому +52

      This actually carries some scary implications.

    • @DABUNGINATOR
      @DABUNGINATOR 6 років тому +32

      What about a milk *gun?*

    • @memoryman15
      @memoryman15 6 років тому +28

      @@DABUNGINATOR get a water pistol and fill it with milk, done.

    • @Imafurrynowlol
      @Imafurrynowlol 6 років тому +15

      911 whats your emergency
      THERE IS SOMEONE WITH A KNIFE SYABBING PEOPLE
      Okay what does the man look like
      HE HAS A MILK KNIFE
      ... A WHAT?
      A MILK KNIFE
      Im talking about the man
      Idk HES WEARING A MASK AND WITH A MILK KNIFE
      Susan DONT GET FOCUSED ON THE KNIFE FOCUS ON THE MAN
      ..alright
      what street are you on
      Milkdale street
      Alright
      HE IS RUNNING TOWARDS ME WITH A MILK KNIFE IN MILKDALE STREET ON HOUSE NUMBER 123
      Alright were on our way

  • @megalodon4586
    @megalodon4586 5 років тому +1819

    I watched an entire video of how to make a knife out of milk and still I thought the strangest thing was the cucumber-water-snake at the end.
    Edit: wow - never got that many likes ever before! Thanks :D

    • @Cre8sumthing
      @Cre8sumthing 5 років тому +25

      The cucumber snake was amazing...I figured the knife would be sharp, but did not think it would be durable enough for that. (I mean...it's made of milk, sorta)

    • @mannysaikuz5924
      @mannysaikuz5924 5 років тому +13

      I didn't make to the end but the fact he's already strangling the cow is keeping me going

    • @rolfv.s.2870
      @rolfv.s.2870 5 років тому +3

      Agreed but i kind of need to do it now

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 5 років тому +2

      @@rolfv.s.2870 There's a guide a master chef guy did. I saw it like 2 years ago.

    • @MiniDwergMar
      @MiniDwergMar 5 років тому +1

      I was confused at what you were saying until I saw it

  • @dogbee_2226
    @dogbee_2226 3 роки тому +29

    Damn im getting a whole science lesson with this cuz I didn't know that milk was denser than vodka 👀

  • @itsbrittneybitch5373
    @itsbrittneybitch5373 5 років тому +559

    That must smell like the absolute worst thing possible.

    • @scottchaplin4665
      @scottchaplin4665 5 років тому +1

      YES 👌

    • @Hehe-wy7vw
      @Hehe-wy7vw 5 років тому

      I was thinking the same. Hahahahahah!

    • @MoistOwlettes
      @MoistOwlettes 5 років тому +4

      For real. His house must be awful with the different odors.

    • @adamfoley6236
      @adamfoley6236 5 років тому

      It looks like cheese

    • @StrangerHappened
      @StrangerHappened 5 років тому +1

      @@adamfoley6236 True: bacterias' main excrement is acid which turns milk into cheese. Same happened here but without actual bacteria it would not taste even remotely as good as processes in real cheese process are very complex to provide good rich flavour.

  • @bigguy1230
    @bigguy1230 6 років тому +388

    *only* milk kitchen knife in the world.

    • @LaughingOrange
      @LaughingOrange 6 років тому +28

      That is part of what makes it the sharpest.

    • @WyspWyrm
      @WyspWyrm 6 років тому +4

      I made the mistake of reading your name

  • @DaDoc
    @DaDoc 6 років тому +327

    21:16 Are we not gonna talk about this?

  • @こーひー-e1r
    @こーひー-e1r Рік тому +1

    少なくとも普通に暮らしてる中では全く役に立たないけどマジで凄い動画だよなぁ😅
    おいりさんも認める包丁愛で、同じくらいのど変態。

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 6 років тому +370

    Knowing that this man can actually kill someone with milk horrifies and intrigues me.

    • @DetectiveNyx
      @DetectiveNyx 5 років тому +16

      you can kill anybody who's severely lactose intolerant with milk

    • @BeanieGoth
      @BeanieGoth 5 років тому +6

      Kaede Akamatsu
      I mean yeah
      You’re not wrong

    • @lxciwrld
      @lxciwrld 5 років тому +12

      @@DetectiveNyx yeah but he can kill people who are not lactose intolerant as well

    • @AbductionFromAbove
      @AbductionFromAbove 5 років тому +4

      I'm lactose intolerant and I don't think I would be killed by consuming milk. If someone had a milk ALLERGY, on the other hand...

    • @Liliana-ut8ot
      @Liliana-ut8ot 5 років тому +1

      Très Bieeeeeennn Shuu as Profilepic amazing

  • @fayeriedust530
    @fayeriedust530 6 років тому +469

    Imagine going to this man's house and seeing his kniferack

    • @NostalgiaBlader
      @NostalgiaBlader 6 років тому +49

      "this one is cardboard, and this one is Milk, and this one is smoke.... *walks up to empty spot* and this one is made out of air.

    • @Anastas1786
      @Anastas1786 6 років тому +14

      Knife _closet._ _Walk-in_ knife closet.

    • @Imafurrynowlol
      @Imafurrynowlol 6 років тому

      Welcome to sharpy metal hell

    • @starshie3447
      @starshie3447 6 років тому

      Or woman, women can be scientists

    • @starshie3447
      @starshie3447 6 років тому

      Ya know, he has man hands so I’m not gonna assume gender here but

  • @浪速のボブマーリー
    @浪速のボブマーリー 6 років тому +758

    やべぇ、コメント欄がグローバル化してて何も言えねぇ

    • @eliplaysgamez9440
      @eliplaysgamez9440 6 років тому +17

      Me no Japanese

    • @ピカツー-n1x
      @ピカツー-n1x 6 років тому +79

      浪速のボブマーリー 英語で返されてて草

    • @Baby-cz3zc
      @Baby-cz3zc 6 років тому +6

      いやほんとそれなww

    • @TERUMOgr86
      @TERUMOgr86 6 років тому +1

      お前も参加することでよりcomment欄がglobalにsomethingなんだよ!

    • @kten836
      @kten836 6 років тому +15

      Me yes japanese

  • @opami4641
    @opami4641 2 роки тому +4

    I don't know why but I feel he's this guy who almost didn't pass his chemistry class in school and now is a chemistry genius

  • @Kaan-Yaprak
    @Kaan-Yaprak 5 років тому +1185

    this guy probably has 5 science degrees

    • @D_-dz6dy
      @D_-dz6dy 5 років тому +45

      ヤプラクleafy he just made cheese then made a knife shape with it

    • @ceebbees12345
      @ceebbees12345 5 років тому +7

      @@D_-dz6dy lmao that's tru, holy shit XD granted it's really hard cheese

    • @D_-dz6dy
      @D_-dz6dy 5 років тому +5

      bourgeoisHellion yeah probably not very tasty

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 5 років тому +110

      @@D_-dz6dy So you're saying it's really just...sharp cheddar?

    • @arc3510
      @arc3510 5 років тому +12

      Either that or he's beyond human

  • @鬼大和
    @鬼大和 6 років тому +404

    液体から包丁を生み出した不審者

    • @horse-horse-horse
      @horse-horse-horse 6 місяців тому

      包丁に魂を売り払った男

    • @suna-pasta
      @suna-pasta 10 днів тому

      まぁ、言うて不審者じゃなくない?

  • @Nonregional
    @Nonregional 4 роки тому +361

    Most of the video: “I used a vacuum chamber; a vibrator; a UV chamber; a wide variety of solvents, resins, and polymers; several saws; and a half dozen whetstones.”
    16:05: “I sawed this box apart with my hand.”

    • @gypsymellefont3236
      @gypsymellefont3236 4 роки тому +33

      He owns so many whetstones I don't question him sharpening his hand

    • @Dustin_smh
      @Dustin_smh 3 роки тому +8

      we dont ever question why he has a virbrator, odd right?

    • @SakiSekai
      @SakiSekai 3 роки тому +3

      To show you the power of FlexTape... I sew this box in half!

    • @coffincar5507
      @coffincar5507 3 роки тому +1

      @@SakiSekai I am now challenging you. You are my enemy. For you have already done my joke. I shall now find everything this joke can be applied to in this comment section

    • @SakiSekai
      @SakiSekai 3 роки тому +1

      @@coffincar5507 What do you even mean?

  • @papithanos5125
    @papithanos5125 3 роки тому +13

    Who came here from Plunno?

  • @f.f.attaka_7176
    @f.f.attaka_7176 5 років тому +162

    わざわざ実験して強度を我々に見せてから作成し始める不審者の鑑

  • @leandrorocha9473
    @leandrorocha9473 6 років тому +339

    The more I watch, the more professional and crazy he gets

    • @AnuxeL
      @AnuxeL 6 років тому +28

      His respect for ceramic cows is immense as well

    • @lilmizzserina
      @lilmizzserina 6 років тому +20

      Honestly it's been fantastic watching him grow and develop the medium, to the point of building entire narratives into silent videos. He's so good at what he does

    • @CringeUser-1-19-1-2
      @CringeUser-1-19-1-2 6 років тому +8

      and then he pulls out a vibrator

    • @edwardpacman7082
      @edwardpacman7082 6 років тому

      @@CringeUser-1-19-1-2 Just for removing bubbles XD.

    • @CringeUser-1-19-1-2
      @CringeUser-1-19-1-2 6 років тому

      @@himura-miki good for you mate

  • @bouncingamoeba
    @bouncingamoeba 6 років тому +227

    21:20 it's a sea cucumber!

    • @noahbotzos3714
      @noahbotzos3714 6 років тому +3

      😑 get out

    • @sofiecamille3915
      @sofiecamille3915 6 років тому +1

      Nathan Is op kokomba

    • @ultimsing
      @ultimsing 6 років тому +1

      Made me chuckled. Well played sir

    • @voidling_715
      @voidling_715 6 років тому

      tbh i was not expecting to see this.... but that joke made it better... thank you
      now get out

  • @Theboy-ow3ip
    @Theboy-ow3ip 3 роки тому +45

    Pluuno sent me here I will update
    Update: Wth, this was amazing

  • @sharklover2984
    @sharklover2984 5 років тому +803

    me: oh just a wholesome vid-
    kiwami: *_V I B R A T O R_*

    • @siqly9422
      @siqly9422 4 роки тому +43

      And a pocket pussy shaped like a cows head-..

    • @NateisAWESOME100
      @NateisAWESOME100 4 роки тому +36

      Whats not wholesome about something he used to get air bubbels out of the mold he was making

    • @chuuvely5962
      @chuuvely5962 4 роки тому +9

      Whats wrong with vibrators? Im confused cuz ppl seemed to freak out about it. Why is that?

    • @alby7660
      @alby7660 4 роки тому +4

      Heh

    • @yakuzerman1531
      @yakuzerman1531 4 роки тому +8

      This is bruh moment

  • @Kortexual
    @Kortexual 6 років тому +720

    Seeing a Japanese man comforting a ceramic cow as he suffocated it with hot glue, then using a vibrator to make bubbles in a silicon mold rise to the top was... interesting.

    • @emme7050
      @emme7050 6 років тому +7

      Kortex to say the least

    • @leovu8500
      @leovu8500 6 років тому +4

      where's that part i need to see it

    • @KeaveMind
      @KeaveMind 6 років тому +4

      Mh hmmm didnt see the whole video yet but sounds like its gonna be really special

    • @discountbread7079
      @discountbread7079 6 років тому +5

      Thats a vacuum chamber
      And a vibrator

    • @DogeDogeriffic
      @DogeDogeriffic 6 років тому +1

      This was the funniest comment I’ve seen thus far. Heed and obtain thy like, deserving comment!

  • @beatrice0610
    @beatrice0610 6 років тому +304

    Made a cucumber dragon with a knife made of milk.

    • @sphygo
      @sphygo 6 років тому +3

      Serpent but call it whatever you want

    • @jennyhan1056
      @jennyhan1056 6 років тому +1

      Dragon sounds cooler but its a cucumber

    • @ASlimeDrawsNear
      @ASlimeDrawsNear 6 років тому +11

      @@jennyhan1056 It's underwater, so that makes it a sea cucumber.

    • @higashi10s110
      @higashi10s110 6 років тому +1

      @@ASlimeDrawsNear 0おlpっhmpv#!00_0#hpmcjlkhjphvp
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      0',hっv_?0#@#0@@…#0@0@#@#0?@0@@90?0~@##@#00-@##00@._@,#!#00'jbbck'0-

    • @sodaypalomitas.1152
      @sodaypalomitas.1152 6 років тому +2

      @@higashi10s110 wtf