I like how he adds sharpest like there is this huge category of milk knives. I can’t believe the effort he put into making the handle. A true artisan. The plot twist is he comes from a family of traditional knife makers and this is how he rebels.
Not only is this man versed in the ways of science, chemistry, craftsmanship, theatre, whatever else I can't even understand, but he's ALSO very talented with chopping stuff. Look at that cucumber eel go!
"Make me a knife." "Do you have any steel?" "No, just some milk, acetic acid, ethanol, a novelty cow, a vacuum chamber, a hitachi wand, and other things laying around the house." "That'll work."
Everything this person uses has a purpose no matter how weird you think it is. I thought they were just messing with the cow and the rubber and clay but nope. Then the vibrator comes and and I’m like “oh we got them now” but nope, it was used to remove the bubbles. This channel is like science mixed with ASMR mixed with comedy mixed with weird shit and I love it. So therapeutic. TL;DR - I enjoy this channel a lot.
Fun fact! Vikings used to use the bones of dead animals to try and enchant the weapon with it's soul, but ending up making a historic steel type metal that was strong because of the carbon!
It’s actually a massage tool and they’re very common in some places but yeah, it looks pretty much like a vibrator and functions very similarly so.... *you bet there are going to be people who use it as a pg-looking vibrator anyway*
I get halfway into these videos and completely forget the main objective because of how off topic it feels. It's like when a bunch of unconnected stories have a finale where they connect.
This is the second video Ive watched from this channel, and they both left me confused and unsatisfied in the most hilarious way possible. I think this guy is just batshit insane lol.
I love the way the titles are always "sharpest (material) knife in the world" like someone else is gonna show up challenging him with their vicious collection of milk weaponry.
I know a person who both has the skills to make something like this knife and the sheer insanity to do this, so a challenger appearing is very possible
They try out different methods that result in materials with different hardness and make the knife out of the one with the highest hardness. That's where the "sharpest" comes from.
Wouldn't tha be some kinda incest because the one cow was made from the other cow? Would that be self love? Would this mean the cows are lesbians? Am I overthinking this?
I love this guys videos. Lol you can feel the sarcasm and underlying humor in his silent style. Wish him all the best from Miami Fl, big fan keep it up chief ✌️👍
@@victortaudinchabot351 If you open another tab and look for 'creepy music' in youtube and you play it in the background while wathing his videos is ever scarier. Try it!
Seeing a Japanese man comforting a ceramic cow as he suffocated it with hot glue, then using a vibrator to make bubbles in a silicon mold rise to the top was... interesting.
Your videos are funny, inspirational, mental AND scientific all at once. Kudos, my friend from another land. Good job. You are the foundation of UA-cam.
This is like art, chemistry, craftsmanship, and a big dose of humor combined... Amazing. No idea what to do with such a knife (well, make a cucumber snake, of course), but amazing. I really do wonder how many degrees this person has, and which ones.
I watched an entire video of how to make a knife out of milk and still I thought the strangest thing was the cucumber-water-snake at the end. Edit: wow - never got that many likes ever before! Thanks :D
The cucumber snake was amazing...I figured the knife would be sharp, but did not think it would be durable enough for that. (I mean...it's made of milk, sorta)
世界一アルコール度数が高いウォッカ（スピリタス）はそのまま飲んでは危険です。。
喉が焼けて瀕死になりました
スピリタスを直で飲むなんて、さすが不審者！
何してんだw
4:13耳が逝った
ぐらんぶるじゃないですかw
極みさん飲んだことあるんですか？！
The ultimate way to defend against lactose intolerant people
this is gold
XD
I turned into cheese water after seeing this comment
B-...but I'm lactose intolerant😢
Nah they gonna drink/eat milk any way
I got really scared that he was actually gonna destroy one of his precious cows in order to make a knife handle from it... I'm really glad I was wrong
ADemon Slayer - WHEW !
ADemon Slayer nah bro he was just caressing his hole
I thought i was the only one! Like NOT his favorite, nifty, little cow
Yes but it suffocated
It got choked in a vacuum chamber upside down while in glue with a vibrator under the chamber. I think it was worse than dying.
So glad the cow jug survived 😭 when he started caressing her all sinister like that I thought it was over for her
I know! It's so cute!
Cow cum jar
@@svenskkatt2890 there is no hope for you
My mom has one of those
"What are you cooking?"
"Milk"
"What? And why are you using alcohol?"
"My goals are beyond your understanding"
You missed a pun opportunity. "My goats are beyond your understanding."
This is what happens when you give a chaotic neutral a chemistry degree
That’s a chaotic evil in the making
Ah a good D&D pun
@@rhiannonthompson5408 How is that a pun?
@@Leo.23232 i was watching Sanders sides before this. Puns ingrained in my mind. YEET!
Rachita Srivastava this is what happens if you give a chaotic neutral anything
i lost my sanity when the cucumber started wriggling in the water
Budur Rashrash LOL I was waiting for that moment and was like meh couldn’t be that bad. And alone in my apartment I GASPED.
this comment is funny when you’re only 4 minutes to this seemingly normal video
I can tell by ur profile picture
what cucumber?? ive watched the whole video and i cant find it i dont know this is probably a joke i guess
@@wheresmymelody9093 21:06 lol did u rly watch the whole thing
What airport security thinks that you'll do with a milk jug
That’s why they don’t allow liquids
I like how he adds sharpest like there is this huge category of milk knives. I can’t believe the effort he put into making the handle. A true artisan. The plot twist is he comes from a family of traditional knife makers and this is how he rebels.
I'm not sure how knife ever can be non-traditional
@@DraganKKWCZby being made of milk
Imagine being killed by a knife made of milk
You are everywhere
This is your only comment as of now that doesn't have freaking 637381976278831754827 likes
haha only 20 likes fuck you now
Edit: oh shit someone said this has 1,1k likes now i guess i was early
And then drink it
I'd eat it before they would stab me.
when youtube starts recommending me videos like these i know it’s time to sleep
chloe whitton love your profile pic
Kim Seokjin back off perv
Same, it‘s 2 am here
Kim Seokjin HSJCNXND thanks stan loona
YES 👌
my friends: what did you do today?
my mind: 21:02
me: oh nothing.
Sussy profile and sussy cucumber
@@GloriaHusk oh no they've found me
@@UncarbonatedSprite you mortal
Yes
sea cucumber
I feel like the longer I watch this video the more I’m being pulled into another dimension
The dimension on knifes
Where all things are knifes made from all possible materials
Every time he brings out a new item I’m like “okay THIS is just for comedy” and it’s NEVER FOR COMEDY. ITS ALWAYS A FUNCTIONING PART OF THE PROCESS.
何語
ビル 英語だよ〜
@intrnl it helped with the bubbles???
@@SylverScourge it helped with the content
so the opposite how to basic
I want someone to love me as much as this guy loves his ceramic cow.
🤣🤣🤣🐮
Jajajajaja me too
RIGHT???
who said it was a guy
Lilee Owens idk bout you but to me it looks like the person in the icon is a dude
that was an interesting tool you used to remove those bubbles from the chamber
Okay, so I'm NOT going crazy lmao
I’m shocked no one else is mentioning it 🤣😅
@@nothisispatrick6332 That's why nome is talking coz we knw it's us and not him
近年はピアノの鍵盤とかこの方式で作られてるようですね。
Espera que mierda?!?! Xd
ピアノの鍵盤≒包丁
ガチかと思った
作られててたまるか
白鍵がミルクで黒鍵がチョコレートか...
there's definitely a lot of things going on
Mr Cyranek stop commenting on every video I watch
WHAT ARE *YOU* DOING HERE
can you meme that
何この人
Says Cyranek of all people
Me: “The milks gone bad”
Mom: “Is it expired?”
Me: “No, but it’s dangerous”
Mom:
Me:
dang man you got the entire reply section laughing
@@darthmortem585 💀💀
💀💀💀
luc lucyy NO stop
Unknown Army NO stop
Not only is this man versed in the ways of science, chemistry, craftsmanship, theatre, whatever else I can't even understand, but he's ALSO very talented with chopping stuff. Look at that cucumber eel go!
Anyone else here from plunno
I’m here from plunno
yess
ayy
literally more than half of this video is devoted to the _sensual_ creation of the cow handle
It reminds me of ASMR for some reason
As it should
Of course. What else is it supposed to be???
Moo
its the holy cow handle
"Make me a knife."
"Do you have any steel?"
"No, just some milk, acetic acid, ethanol, a novelty cow, a vacuum chamber, a hitachi wand, and other things laying around the house."
"That'll work."
don't forget about vibrator for removing bubbles!
@@darknesschanel123 I bought mine for that reason :^DDD
@@darknesschanel123 the hitachi wand is the vibrator
And a knife.
Who came here from Plunno?
Yes
Anyone here from pluno
Yes, what the fuck am i watching
@@kommie5244 art
How dose everyone here know I’m from
Everything this person uses has a purpose no matter how weird you think it is. I thought they were just messing with the cow and the rubber and clay but nope. Then the vibrator comes and and I’m like “oh we got them now” but nope, it was used to remove the bubbles. This channel is like science mixed with ASMR mixed with comedy mixed with weird shit and I love it. So therapeutic.
TL;DR - I enjoy this channel a lot.
Elliott aka Japan
Not sure if the vibrator is for shits and giggles cause its really the most common and largest object that vibrates you can find.
Except for the cucumber...
theres a method to the madness
Only Japanese people can save this platform
My friends:"so, what do you do at night instead of sleeping?"
Me: *starts sweating*
Shb
Wp
Ps
L
@Game of Life r/ihadastroke??
Anyone here from pluuno?
mulk
@@kommie5244 give him the dang mulk josh
Imagine putting this guy in prison just to get stabbed by his diy milk knife
🤣
This man has the most confusing and impressive set of skills
Oogie Boogie “what makes you think you’d be fit for this job”
“I can make knives out of milk”
“HIRED”
Fuck you all I'm ruining the perfect 111 number
Agreed
I have a specific set of skills -
Daisy Edmunds and make a water snake out of cucumber
「ないよ！包丁ないよ！」
普通の人「買いに行こう」
不審者「あるよ！牛乳あるよぉ！」
これは不審者(誉め言葉)
いや草
わろた笑。
マジレスすると包丁無い人はなかなか居ない
SAO
Did anyone come here from pluuno on tiktok?
Yes
Yes
@@krukk9095 YES
7:22 心做しか、アヒルも熱そうな顔してるな
I would stick with this man during a zombie apocalypse
Well, you might be stuck BY this man during a zombie apocalypse.
Hed probably make a knife out of u
He can give u a knife even without metal
Chuyee Moua just what I thought xD
He can make a knife of zombie parts
I think this is How To Basic in an alternate universe where he's good at making things
He is only good at knifes
This what I thought about too lol
YES 👌
Omg thats exactly what I thought also!
THATS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LAMAOAOAOA
Thanks pluuno for sending me here ig-
Same reason I'm here XD
Same lol
Same here lol
Yes
Damn you too
when i die i want my bones to be used in the forging of a sword,shield and armor
Fun fact! Vikings used to use the bones of dead animals to try and enchant the weapon with it's soul, but ending up making a historic steel type metal that was strong because of the carbon!
@@coffincar5507 wow
ah, a vibrator. an important component to knife making.
Well, yeah.
I was just about to say is anybody gonna bring up the vibrator
It’s actually a massage tool and they’re very common in some places but yeah, it looks pretty much like a vibrator and functions very similarly so.... *you bet there are going to be people who use it as a pg-looking vibrator anyway*
Yes
For a second i thought that how to basic was involved.
Not gonna lie, I completely forgot that he was making a knife.
Yeah that's part of what I love about it, there's a great degree of artistry in his work.
@U.V. Rey *SNAP*
Same there was just a lot going on that I forgot about it
Same
@@princebendy9486 had to go and look at the title to remind myself,haha
POV: of you're here from Pluunos Tik Tok
I was waiting for a comment like this
Yes
Correct
*Y e s*
I'm
i can't be the only one who absolutely ADORES the little ceramic cows.
This is a very strange ASMR you got going here
You have commented in the last 3 videos i watch
like wtf dude
from lostpause
4:12
Wtf here are u again
I was thinking the same thing
"How'd he die?"
"Milk"
"Allergy?"
"No, he was stabbed with it."
Carl U. Lmao 😂😂
"What do you mean milk?"
"The sharp milk."
Thats so funny
Ha ha ha
Who else was sent here by Pluuno?
hi hello 😀
I want someone to love me as much as he loves that ceramic cow pitcher...
for real
stop reposting
besides, worshiping of false calfs is bad mkay
Ikr it's so adorable
😂
I get halfway into these videos and completely forget the main objective because of how off topic it feels. It's like when a bunch of unconnected stories have a finale where they connect.
This is the second video Ive watched from this channel, and they both left me confused and unsatisfied in the most hilarious way possible. I think this guy is just batshit insane lol.
exactly
@@pphtm he dont even need to explain most of the time either you just sort of understand in a confused way
So... Digimon the movie.
Me: Man its getting late, better try and sleep soon.
UA-cam: "MiLk kNiFe"
whos here from pluno
Me
I want to know what his relationship with that cow is, It did not seem platonic to me.
mooooootual respect
@@shinget Did you just
@@shinget .....really...? 😒
@@shinget well done.
@@shinget fucking legend.
I love you, strange knifeman. Please never change.
So I found you on UA-cam, lol
love your comment XD
Hey! My sister has one of those "Air-bubble-remover" tools too! I wonder what she's been making with it 🤔
Milk knifes
She’s been removing her bubbles 😮
16:02 え！！？？
す…すげぇぇぇぇぇぇぇ！！！！！！
ついに持ち手まで懲り始めるの草
バーガークインズ Wow it took all that time to get Calcium
I love the way the titles are always "sharpest (material) knife in the world" like someone else is gonna show up challenging him with their vicious collection of milk weaponry.
I know a person who both has the skills to make something like this knife and the sheer insanity to do this, so a challenger appearing is very possible
Hahaha
We all have wasted time playing video games while he has studied the blade. And milk.
Dear child... Do you not know of the milkwars of 2372?.....
You oblivious FOOL are you unaware of the ancient art that, practiced for generations, is known as Culinary Calcium Combat!?!?
here from plunno
Hehe same
me too :)
Pluuno sent me here I will update
Update: Wth, this was amazing
Same lol
same
Yes
Knowing that this man can actually kill someone with milk horrifies and intrigues me.
you can kill anybody who's severely lactose intolerant with milk
Kaede Akamatsu
I mean yeah
You’re not wrong
@@DetectiveNyx yeah but he can kill people who are not lactose intolerant as well
I'm lactose intolerant and I don't think I would be killed by consuming milk. If someone had a milk ALLERGY, on the other hand...
Très Bieeeeeennn Shuu as Profilepic amazing
does it really need to say 'sharpest' i think its the only milk knife in the world
Cyto _ yeah but it’s also the sharpest milk knife in the world lol
It's a challenge.
They try out different methods that result in materials with different hardness and make the knife out of the one with the highest hardness. That's where the "sharpest" comes from.
imo its just a running joke
Maby its a traditional way to make knifes in his Japanese village
Anyone els here form a TikTok
What happened on tiktok
@@l0sts0ul89 I came cause a minecraft streamer on tiktok suggested it. And I have no idea why I'm still here :)
@@l0sts0ul89 girl said to watch vid
this was the best 21 minutes and 39 seconds of my life
His imagination is so pure but at the same time all the wayyy fcuked up.
2020*
Fucked*
@@zoekwok6716 up xD
The description is wrong. This is the story about how a ceramic cow and a resin cow find each other and fall in love.
😍😍
One cow will def need therapy after this video tho
Wouldn't tha be some kinda incest because the one cow was made from the other cow? Would that be self love? Would this mean the cows are lesbians? Am I overthinking this?
No, it gay
@@loli_cvnt5622 "self love" like masturbation?
Pluuno gang anyone?
Yep
teacher: why weren’t you online for class today?
me: *sweats uncontrollably*
*clicks on video of sharpest milk kitchen knife*
*watches man slowly caress a porcelain cow teapot*
*And finds his moms vibrator*
I think he uses the cow in all his videos.
That moment when your mother goes into your room at 11:39.
英語のコメントで一番好きなやつの意訳:
“何かが起こってるのかはわかる。ただなんでそれが起こってるのかがわからない。”
「想像してみろ。ミルクに刺されて死ぬんだぞ。」
「あぁ、バイブレーターね。ナイフ作りに重要な要素の一つだ。」
「誰か:ねえ、先週末何してた？
Kiwami:あぁ、いつも通りさ。包丁作ってたよ。」
「【世界で一番鋭い】ミルクの包丁って言う必要あったか？多分世界で唯一ミルクでできた包丁でしょ」←NEW‼︎
「これが自分の人生で一番『おい俺何でこんなもん見てんだ？？』って思わせられた動画だ」←NEW‼︎
もありました。海外ユーザーセンスありすぎて腹筋が死ぬ
ただ悲しいことに英語が全然読めない
早く休みになってほしい 外国語難しいですもんね...(´・ω・) いつか万能翻訳機ができて世界中の言葉がわかるようになりますように。
和訳が機能について欲しいな……
ぜひとも外国の方のコメントも読みたい
muchas gracias bruh
Damn im getting a whole science lesson with this cuz I didn't know that milk was denser than vodka 👀
可愛い!天然素材環境良い
This had more plot twists than my life
First and last
second and maybe last
Third but not the last
このチャンネルの動画毎回
結構長いし
やってることは理解できないけど
気づけば最後まで見てる自分がいる
確かに
YES 👌
I don't know why but I feel he's this guy who almost didn't pass his chemistry class in school and now is a chemistry genius
I love this guys videos. Lol you can feel the sarcasm and underlying humor in his silent style. Wish him all the best from Miami Fl, big fan keep it up chief ✌️👍
液体から包丁を生み出した不審者
包丁に魂を売り払った男
It's like watching a very methodical and highly intellligent serial killer work.
It scares the living shit out of me: just think of what he is capable of
@@victortaudinchabot351 If you open another tab and look for 'creepy music' in youtube and you play it in the background while wathing his videos is ever scarier. Try it!
Marco Estiercol ... that’s exactly what I thought, and the way he love his ceramic cow 🐮
@@ocm1774 If you open another tab and look for 'creepy music' in youtube and you play it in the background while watching this video, is ever scarier.
Are we sure that's not exactly what we are watching?
This knife can do double damage against lactose intolerant enemies
Nice name there stranger
Mom: Is he a chef or a knifemaker?
Me: He's an artist.
Seeing a Japanese man comforting a ceramic cow as he suffocated it with hot glue, then using a vibrator to make bubbles in a silicon mold rise to the top was... interesting.
Kortex to say the least
where's that part i need to see it
Mh hmmm didnt see the whole video yet but sounds like its gonna be really special
Thats a vacuum chamber
And a vibrator
This was the funniest comment I’ve seen thus far. Heed and obtain thy like, deserving comment!
How can I defend myself, I have no weapons?
-sees milk carton
No one survives
lol
Sees water
Run
How to #1 Victory Royale using milk (2018)
lol your profile picture fits so perfectly with your comment too
thanks pluuno :DD
Your videos are funny, inspirational, mental AND scientific all at once. Kudos, my friend from another land. Good job. You are the foundation of UA-cam.
予想が出来ないUA-camrランキング第一位
何をしでかすか分からないからなー。概要欄には毎回包丁を作ってしまった言い訳が書いてあるしなー(* ´ ▽ ` *)
96% alcohol Vodka, that’s how I love my Oolong tea
@Flow SN lol
dude why a grand blue ref in this
did you make sure to check it with a lighter? ;D
POV you came from the minecraft lady on tik tok
LMAO YES
I was sent to watch this from TikTok and now I don’t regret it
same
This is one of the very few channels that puts out 20+ min videos that I watch from start to finish.
Effectivement
Catherine Bryant yoo i didnt even notice it being 20min..
weird but gorgeous lady
Nobody cares :v
So are you basically saying that a 6yo can be more focused than you? Weird flex, but ok.
“What kind of ASMR do you like”
Me: *knife making*
*Surprised Pikachu face*
=)
=)=) YEET
THIS IS ASMR????
@@peachpunch9465 yeah i think so, no speaking or background noise with very audible small sounds gives it away
牛乳を加工して服に付ける「ボタン」が出来るってのは30数年前に何かで読んだ気がするけど「刃物」ってのは初めて見た
発想がスゴい👚🍼(ーー;)
This is like art, chemistry, craftsmanship, and a big dose of humor combined... Amazing. No idea what to do with such a knife (well, make a cucumber snake, of course), but amazing.
I really do wonder how many degrees this person has, and which ones.
I watched an entire video of how to make a knife out of milk and still I thought the strangest thing was the cucumber-water-snake at the end.
Edit: wow - never got that many likes ever before! Thanks :D
The cucumber snake was amazing...I figured the knife would be sharp, but did not think it would be durable enough for that. (I mean...it's made of milk, sorta)
I didn't make to the end but the fact he's already strangling the cow is keeping me going
Agreed but i kind of need to do it now
@@rolfv.s.2870 There's a guide a master chef guy did. I saw it like 2 years ago.
I was confused at what you were saying until I saw it
16:05
It's happened. You've made so many knives that you BECAME the knife.
I demand sharpest kiwami japan knife in the world
This channel is the extremely elaborate origin story of a new superhero... or villain?!
Justine Courtney's Gavel it's his stand power.
out of anyone on earth i would be glad to hear he became the first human knife
And that's how the Kyotouryuu style was born.
how did I get here? That’s a secret I’ll never tell
Xoxo -jules
I seen a tiktok (pluunos to be exact)
Same :)
I also just came from pluuno and my name is Jules I’m scared
@@Juliet-uq9ku oh shit I’m scared too
少なくとも普通に暮らしてる中では全く役に立たないけどマジで凄い動画だよなぁ😅
おいりさんも認める包丁愛で、同じくらいのど変態。
My mom: what are they cooking?
Me: knife
My mom: excuse me?
"excuse me but what the F"
What are theu cooking?
A knife
No, this is sperm
普段英語のコメント全然わかんない私だけどこれはわろた
@@user-vy7wm7ot1s よかった~😂
Me: **buys milk to drink**
Him: **buys milk to kill**
YES 👌
To kill cucumbers
I can’t wait for him to make a coffee version to pair with this
酢酸に関してはモッツァレラチーズと同じ原理かな。つまりモッツァレラチーズは包丁…っと。
this guy probably has 5 science degrees
ヤプラクleafy he just made cheese then made a knife shape with it
@@D_-dz6dy lmao that's tru, holy shit XD granted it's really hard cheese
bourgeoisHellion yeah probably not very tasty
@@D_-dz6dy So you're saying it's really just...sharp cheddar?
Either that or he's beyond human
Can we talk about this persons cutting skills
That is a beautiful cucumber
For anyone that is about to not understand that it is at the end of the video
It is at the end of the video
I didnt know how to feel but dang what a noice cucumber 😂
Really tho wtf
DaGameBoy e
Can we talk about the vibrator
Man, I sure love how kiwami is very delicated with all of his things.
**cuts box with hand**
Who else is here cus they were scrolling on tiktok and some random twitch streamer said to look up "milk knife"?
Me