@@veeroken6229 What. Why? She wasn't even reffering to the KKK and even if she was why does saying the name of a group in any context other then in reply to a comment saying "So which group do you wish ruled America?" warrant death? I know you don't actually mean it, since no one means what they say anymore online, but what's so bad about that she's a total scumbag? If I write "Nazis" am I suddenly to be fired from my job and treated like an actual KKK member? It kinda feels like you just wanted to jump on an opportunity to go "Haha I'm so funny and relateable, amiright guys? Let's get angry about something all the while giving me likes" without actually thinking about what the person meant and if your reply is justified.
Teacher: hello class how was your weekend? Knife master: I tied a rope around a giant shell I found on the beach and took it on a long romantic walk. Teacher: ...very creative..
Oh honey its such a beautiful day. Wait. Is that Derek? THE FUCK HAPPENED TO DEREK ?? DEREK THE FUCK YOU DOING? *derek runs off* THE FUCK GET BACK HERE WITH YO CAMERA AND PET SHELL
Also the fact that the OG cow pitcher had a third googly eye. And the googly eyes on the giant shell made it look kind of like a cow... lot of cows in this video. Hmmmm.
I was really confused when I read your comment, but then I realized that you meant the knife maker turned towards a child... not regressed back to a prepubescent state.
tiny tree Bonsai, tiny transistor radio, tiny car invade america, must make everything tiny to make PP appear cucumber is huge! tiny knife cut tiny carotid artery, tiny dead a bit.
12:25 discovers best pet Conch Shell is made out of the legendary hardest material Bones of Poseidon. Tries to resist thinking of all the wonderful moments they shared. In twenty-three seconds turns chunk of best pet into the awesome stupendous legendary Bones of The Sea Knife
I find the idea that this guy was probably walking along a beach, saw that shell and instead of thinking ‘ooh what a pretty shell’ instantly went ‘hm, I wonder if I can make a knife out of this...’ so funny 😂
Woah, those were some pretty knives! I liked the iridescent colors on the first one, so beautiful 😍 The other one though! It was just as beautiful with its tiny tiny marble like features. It's so pretty!
All the 3.17 million people has a huge obsession over knives, just the glimmer and sharpness of it makes you go crazy and get a knife in the kitchen. Great talent.
最初のシーンはドローンで撮影したように見えませんか？
脚立に登って撮影しただけです(笑)
海外勢のことも考えててめっちゃええ人ですね(不審者ですけど)
脚立で包丁は危ないと思うので包丁で脚立を作ってください。
急上昇おめでとうございます。
ドローン買ったのかと思った...
暁暗 み
壁紙にしたい
言われたらそうにしか見えないw
You don't look for this video
This video is looking for you
Kkkkk
@@veeroken6229 What. Why? She wasn't even reffering to the KKK and even if she was why does saying the name of a group in any context other then in reply to a comment saying "So which group do you wish ruled America?" warrant death? I know you don't actually mean it, since no one means what they say anymore online, but what's so bad about that she's a total scumbag? If I write "Nazis" am I suddenly to be fired from my job and treated like an actual KKK member? It kinda feels like you just wanted to jump on an opportunity to go "Haha I'm so funny and relateable, amiright guys? Let's get angry about something all the while giving me likes" without actually thinking about what the person meant and if your reply is justified.
Alphα Rσѕíє No it’s “Kool Kids Klan”
@@vnutri710 Who said I thought they were referring to the KKK lol
the guy only typed in 5 k's dude, chill (•- • )
if he ever goes to prison he'll just sell shanks made out of concentrated air
AHAHAHHA
don't give him ideas :P
You just made my day
They have beds
He'd probably make a knife out of his pants in the cop car and escape
there's barnacles on my oysters :(
but I ｓｃｒｕｂｂｅｄ ｔｈｅｍ ｏｕｔ ｏｆ ｅｘｉｓｔｅｎｃｅ
Gone, reduced to atoms
hmm rabbet
Legosi~~
Ah I like your pfp haha
*VIGOROUSLY SCRUBBING*
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just walking my pet seashell."
Anything that could be used for a knife: *exist*
Kiwami: *its free real estate*
this made me laugh so hard. thank you for brightening my day good person!
*Anything that could or could not be used for a knife
Material: *exist*
Kiwami: _its free real estate_
Anything -that could be used for a knife- : *exist*
Kiwami: *its free real estate*
literally anything in the known universe: *exits*
kiwami: UwU OwO *_IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE_*
最後の10秒で軽々ともう一個作っちゃうのやめぇww
What made me laugh is when he literally grinded a barnacle out of existence.
Guts everywhere.
i skipped that part bc i kind of got attached to that little barnacle😢
Faith Unknown no offense but hOW DID YOU GET ATTACHED TO A BARNACLE
@@brieason its more like it got attached to him.
@@cassualtea2040 I hate how giggly that joke got me damn it
Person: “what do you do for a living?”
Him: “knife”
Lmao
I do too
Barnacle: *exists*
Kiwami: I will literally grind you out of existence.
I'm laughing so hard at this comment???
Barnacles are annoying little shits and deserve to be ground out of existence.
@@daughter-of-loki1062 they're an important part of the ecosystem, just like anything else!
Not really but ok.
Try seeing them grow on humans. Look it up.
Feel like I'm watching a calm howtobasic
Troy don’t we all
Troy I thought this was gonna end up throwing things around XD
I love how to basic it’s the funniest shit ever 😂
This channel is exactly that though
If HowToBasic put effort and thought into videos and did something interesting
Imagine his girlfriend living with him and see so many knives in his apartment and constantly hearing the knife sharpening sound.
one day, when kiwami gets married, he's gonna start making knives out of wedding rings and baby teeth.
The spouse and kids better stay away from that hardness tester, muhahaha :D
Nah fam! He gonna step it up by making it out of their diapers!
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS.
LMAO
Or a wedding ring out of his wife's favorite dessert
I love how there's different sized ceramic cows for different scenarios
Did you notice the cow had Three Googley eyes
And I love how it....nvm... I was gonna say the way it spits but I take it back..
11:23 wtf
Lol
Thank you for existing, Japanese Knife Making Guy. You're a hero to us all
160 likes and no replies? FIRST LOLOLO
SECOND LOLOLOL
His name is kiwami
Soon this will have 1K likes and 30 replies
それな！
Next episode: Making a katana out of pure water cause why the hell not.
I mean he did make a knife out of ice...so I guess?
Beer sword
@@TheWarriorpony do you know it's a joke?
@@dnasu well yeah? And mine was a followup? Admittantly a not particularly funny one, but no need to be so testy
DansySansy r/whoosh
最後、「お前の方が硬いやんけ！」ってなって大急ぎで研いでるの好き
絶望に手が震えてたね
そもそもなんで大きい方から作らなかったんだ?
Liar Crown エンターテイナーだから？
元々硬いの知っててオチまで完璧的な？(ネタだったらマジレスすまん)
@@user-iy3oj8ds1s
あの大きい貝くんは友達だったからじゃないの
友達...大事!!!
I wonder if this guy just goes about his life thinking "can I make this into a knife" with literally anything he sees
Ummm that person is not a guy rather a japanese woman
human bones make fine knives...
Alexis Calleja really, how do you know?
glances at cat
*can i make a knife out of this*
Miya Jade *sees water*
“CaN tHiS bE mAdE iNtO kNiFe?¿”
I love how he just snuck in another knife at the very end.
i HOPE it's gonna be another video because it looks sick
not just any other knife, looks like its even the sharpest yet!
👏BONUS👏KNIFE👏
Darian Nasrabadi and it's beautiful 😲😲😲😲
最後、あの貝くんの方が硬いと知った時の不審者さんの心の中、まるっと全部知りたいw
I really wish I could buy something that he makes 😞
Teacher: hello class how was your weekend?
Knife master: I tied a rope around a giant shell I found on the beach and took it on a long romantic walk.
Teacher: ...very creative..
then collected some other shells and grinded them out of existence and into a knife.
Teacher doesn't mess with him after he turned his textbook and homework into two perfectly formed kitchen knives.
Knife master: then I turned said shell into a knife
The teacher was then made into a knife
Imagine seeing a japanese dude on the beach with a camera walking his seashell
definitely not the weirdest thing to see in japan
@@clenn14 ugh true
Just slightly more weird than average.
Oh honey its such a beautiful day. Wait. Is that
Derek?
THE FUCK HAPPENED TO DEREK ??
DEREK THE FUCK YOU DOING?
*derek runs off*
THE FUCK GET BACK HERE WITH YO CAMERA AND PET SHELL
without a camera would be weirder !
My friend is disrespecting me
Me: pulls out tiny petal kitchen knife
超高速で包丁になる友に大笑いした
前世真珠貝?!
@@user-nm3jt6dh4o ((概要欄にありますよﾎﾞｿｯ…
あ....本当ですね有難う御座います！
You make me want to spend hundreds of dollars on whetstones.
be careful I went down that rabbit hole and there is no end in sight. Always new whetstones to research and try out.
Which ones are good?
this takes a lot of strength and energy so i think you shouldn't buy whetstones
I give you your 1000th like. Welcome to the the 1K club
I love how you make knives from materials nobody would expect to do a knife
"I love the entire premise of your channel"
Yeah cause I would actually *do* a knife
i love it too!
"I love the knives"
I mean...HE LITERALLY MADE ONE OUT OF NOTHING (FUCKING SMOKE)
硬い素材を見つけると包丁にしてしまう不審者
*卵かけご飯 尚最近はダンボールというそこまで固くないものにも手を出し始める
@@user-ui3yc3vr3h さすが不審者を極めた者
不審者という天職
最近は液体を包丁にしてますねぇ…
ついに気体にまで..........
me: kiwami please no thats my wife
kiwami: knife?
@@lrz98gaming5 him:kiwami please no that's my wife!
Kiwami: not anymore ;)
Surprised you guys even have wives
Wait your a girl!?
Mm m mm mm hmmmmm
@@toyotaAETruenoGT-APEX actually I think they might be male (also lesbians exist)
Make a knife from the other knives you made
but how did it all started o-O
Melt every knife together to make the SUPER knife
This. This guy gets it.
KnifeCeption
Final knife or supreme knife which is better 😝😂😂
The addition of the even tinier cow water pitcher made my day. lol
I was waiting for someone to talk about the cow it was the only thing I was paying attention to
Also the fact that the OG cow pitcher had a third googly eye. And the googly eyes on the giant shell made it look kind of like a cow... lot of cows in this video. Hmmmm.
Cake and Crows There will definitely be a *COW-APOCALYPSE*
At the end of all things, I will, with my last breath, wheeze unto the wind, "...where's the beef...?"
eat more chiken
I love the way he has every weird gadget in the world but refuses to use power tools
"the world is your oyster"? well, now that oyster-world is a knife
So we live in a knife now
Ok
How many cow bottles do you have
here wath the ending of this ua-cam.com/video/Luwwrxy0WQg/v-deo.html
I have 1 for sale
All of them
Not enough. Never enough.
I actually do have a cow creamer, it’s pretty small though.
*Looks for things to make into a knife*
*Turns to child*
I was really confused when I read your comment, but then I realized that you meant the knife maker turned towards a child... not regressed back to a prepubescent state.
@@xahalo8355 That's an interesting way to take this comment.
@@xahalo8355 It's a flashback sequence to Kiwamis first knife made out of block of cheese.
@@xahalo8355 *"into" child... but yes, very amusing.
(as opposed to child "into" knife) well, a part of them.? _>_>_
"Do you know how many knives I can make out of your bones?"
でっかい貝にリードつけて散歩してる不審者
砂浜で脚立に登って足元撮影してるしね
貝で包丁作ろうとしてる時点で不審者
こうして、友を包丁にする不審者の鏡であった、、、
girokazu1505
それだけ聞くとただの犯罪者
lmao the conch part got me dying
"It...it's so powerful. I must...I MUST!!!"
The same :')
+ The smile of Jaemin on your pic gave me life
Same lol very HowToBasic, but a silent one.
How could you get here?
Next thing you know, 'Knife made of cloth.'
lol he's basically already done that (he did knife made out of underwear)
or knife made out of memory foam
Done.
It's been done already, with the underwear.
He made a knife out of jello. And it actually cuts
Anything: **exist**
Kiwami: thats so nice, ill turn it into a knife
いやもう綺麗すぎて
マニアックなアクセサリーみたい(´-`)
圧倒的不審者さんの、これまでに作った包丁展覧会があったら絶対見に行くww
I think every airport in the world kinda hates this guy now.
WTF MAN?????
lol
Why?
Hah, can’t detect this weapon
@@vlin030 Can't detect the weapon or most like feel it when being searched
Kiwami: i made the sharpest conch shell knife
Viewers: what did it cost you?
Kiwami: ... everything.
“Look at my tiny dog, i’m gonna put it in my tiny purse.”
“Tiny phone”
“Tiny everything” hehe he hehehehe
Beter groffin
Tiny pp
tiny tree Bonsai, tiny transistor radio, tiny car invade america, must make everything tiny to make PP appear cucumber is huge! tiny knife cut tiny carotid artery, tiny dead a bit.
*iTs tHE sHaRpeSt tOol IN ThE SHeD*
she was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
ZA WARUDO
*in the shape of an L on her forehead*
*WELL*
the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
And they don't stop comin', and they don't stop comin', AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN', *AND THEY DONT STOP COMIN'*
I feel like the oyster is screaming
Sabrina Doll the oyster is dead...😔
Nooooo
Sabrina Doll oyster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOURE KILLING ME STOP PLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It was an empty shell half he found 👍🏼
@@jess7637 the pain is still real
初見(何が圧倒的不審者なんだろ、
\\貝にリードを付けて散歩//
(理解した
O cie kurwa
jsksjsnsnsksma KQLA
Entendido jaja
what spik inglish
Archi Arch
＿人人人人人＿
＞ inglish ＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^￣
約１０秒で包丁を作る不審者
人体の限界を明らかに超えてたよね...
@@user-iy3oj8ds1s だよね…( ;´･ω･`)ﾌｼﾝｼｬｺﾜｲ
@音フェチいちご いや、だからこその不審者なんじゃない?ww
にしても凄いよねww
@@user-iy3oj8ds1s 本当凄いですよね…
怖い位にね.....
初めの海でのカメラワークのセンスをすごく感じる笑
やっぱこの人センスの塊なんだな〜って思った！
貝殻散歩しとる人見たらそっと距離置く
‐ぽっぷこーん‐ 大体の人もだよねw
うん
「ママーあのひとなにしてるのー？」
「シッ！見ちゃだめよ」
‐ぽっぷこーん‐
不審者の極みだから…
さらにその貝殻を包丁にしてしまうのがサイコパスすぎるw
Wait! He just makes his pet into a knife at the end and that's that? I need closure!
貝めちゃくちゃ綺麗やん…
真珠貝のミニ包丁だなんてオシャレだな～なんて思ったら、オチにワロタｗ しかも巻貝にちゃんと表情があるｗｗ
脚立でわざわざ海を撮影している所は、ハタから見たら不審者そのものにしか見えないと思うよ！
自称不審者だから良いんじゃないかな
極めてるぐらいだからねぇ
なるほど。生物は皆等しく包丁になる…と。
やみい/朝日奈樒
では、私達も…
次回、人の髪の毛で包丁作ってみた！
RUT 1212 何それ怖いw
人の骨から包丁作りそう(粉みかん)
みんな発想が怖いよお！
毎回毎回キュウリが何処から出てくるのかが楽しみで…
最後の包丁秒で終わってて草
these videos are always relaxing to watch and theyre the only ones i accept that have long intros
12:25 discovers best pet Conch Shell is made out of the legendary hardest material Bones of Poseidon. Tries to resist thinking of all the wonderful moments they shared. In twenty-three seconds turns chunk of best pet into the awesome stupendous legendary Bones of The Sea Knife
Just wear some sea bone armour while sporting the sea bone knife of absolute power. You will be unstoppable
Cthulhu's shank
BONES OF POSEIDON
The shell.... Is diagnosed with..... Depression.
@@lrz98gaming5 you sure that's not Cthulu's skank?
一切話してないのにこんだけ笑えるの凄いw
*Please people stay until the end*
Please, we must know what he sacrificed
The man created an e n t i r e ither knife at the last 30 seconds of the video just because h a r d
The Romans used to cut their beard with these types of shells
I knew that
I'm just imagining tiny Romans cutting their tinker beards with this knife.
*Tinier
Phonotical noice
Well now the japanese do
次回「友は包丁になりたがっていた」
もうなっちゃったよ。
奇妙な冒険ジョジョの ヾ(˙꒳˙ )ﾉﾝﾉﾝ残った友さ…12:56
しかし、私は友などいない事に気付いた。
ワイ「教科書が包丁になりたいと言っていた。」
Guy :finds pearl
Me: sell it
Guy : Nah imma make a knife
This is how many times he said “ “
⬇️
ただの変態紳士
Sorry I’m not ummmm
What ever launguge you speak
Stem begginin fur likes
🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁
@@chaechae3 no one heard it because they were speaking air language and air Language cannot be heard only by air lol
11:17
That moment when ur cucumber hides because you are a knife making God
even thou i dont wanna know what a cucumber serves on a bathroom
Those japanese cucumbers just grow in the strangest of places.
I thought he was trying to hide it from his wife
Lol but that's not right i guess, i mean, Associate someone with god........... That's not right man
@@Wazguu i won't even try to explain to u
“Honey can I have some water?”
“Sure! Let me get my tiny ceramic cow!”
なんであの小ささであんな切れ味が出るんだろう....
さすがです。尊敬します!!!!
I find the idea that this guy was probably walking along a beach, saw that shell and instead of thinking ‘ooh what a pretty shell’ instantly went ‘hm, I wonder if I can make a knife out of this...’ so funny 😂
真珠貝もまさか自分が包丁にされるなんて
思わなかっただろうな…
毎回同じような作業しかしてなくて、飽きても不思議じゃないのに飽きないのは主が圧倒的不審者の極みだからなのか...
いや、綺麗すぎる
Kiwami:Finds a fragment of sun
Also kiwami:Making a house out of sun and probably a knife out of moon
毎回形だけじゃなくてそこそこ切れ味も良くて草
包丁の材料探しにビーチに出向く人ってこの人だけだろうな
ちょっと何言ってるかわからない(困惑)
良かったやん
中出り丸 漂ってくる中学生臭w
元皮隼之助 それな
@@masahirocom どんなコメあったかしらんが中学生で悪いん？
不審者さんきゅうり大好きやな、
意味深
Midaミダ お前が想像してるのはきゅうりやない…ソーセージや。(
いつかきゅうり包丁にして欲しい
@@cocolosibata5587 それな
Anything: *exists*
Kiwami: Smithiny Smite, you are now a knife.
a year later and this comment is still under rated.
包丁系きた!
ネタが尽きないのがすごい❗
今回は真珠貝か…、よいぞ。
なんか、最近どんな包丁を作っててもそれが当然に思えてきた。
The way he was like "I'm sorry but you are 100.5. I'll turn you into something beautiful" XDD
My reaction to most of these videos is: "What?!?! That's so cool!" over and over. Thank you for all the surprise and delight!
She sells shell knives at the seashore.
They're the sharpest tool in the shell.
'he' and 'by' though that could be up to translation....
and I'd not be surprised if weren't some people that did.?
(seems legit)
Sidi Popsicle “they’re the sharpest tool on the shelf” works too
Nice
YOU’RE AN ALL STAR 💫
GET PAID
HEY NOW-
I’ll Go Home 🚪
She was looking kinda dumb
With a pearl knife through her thumb
With her blood spilling out, on her own head.
Woah, those were some pretty knives! I liked the iridescent colors on the first one, so beautiful 😍
The other one though! It was just as beautiful with its tiny tiny marble like features. It's so pretty!
A lot of people doesn't know I'm half asleep and watching this video
This is my version of “restoring my faith in humanity” types of videos.
The hell highlighted? This is too unexpected and confusing.
おまけに程度で普通の包丁を作る不審者の鑑
Don't mind me, just taking my pet oyster for a walk
These would be so cute as earrings!! Great job :D
友さえ硬いという理由で包丁にするのもはや病気レベル
きゅうりの出てくる場所についてつっこんでる外国の人見つけて、せやな…おかしいよな…ってなった
このコメント見つけるまで、特に何も気にしてなかったオレは…
犬端a.k.a.Blank 圧倒的不審者の洗脳済み。
英語のコメント読めるよっていうひんまがった自慢
ちっちゃいね君
英語なんて読めて当たり前なのに...ﾌﾟﾌﾟｯ
This video has been deleted 英語読めるのが当たり前はおかしいw
寝ながら見てる人
↓
All the 3.17 million people has a huge obsession over knives, just the glimmer and sharpness of it makes you go crazy and get a knife in the kitchen. Great talent.
I want to see this man grow his fingernails out and sharpen them
The sharpest kitchen knife made out of fingernails. 😖
Actually there is a person that made practically a knife on the fingernails, my mom
I wouldn't doubt he'd do that.
*He made a knife out of jello.*
gross but i'd still watch it
Haha that’s nice! However it must be the last thing he does as he appears so meticulously obsessed with cleanliness and hygiene.
夢でもずっと包丁作ってそう
シャムライ かわいいなあ
シャムライ 本物の不審者で草
私はこれを見るのが大好きです
One of the only channels,
That say crazy things..
And doesn't clickbait you
Next should be sharpest lego knife in the world
scruffy bubbles that would hurt if you stepped on it
That’s a normal LEGO what are you talking about😂😂
Now that would be a killer.
Is it just me or is that little knife so F-ing adorable.
It's the knife from the "sharpest drill bit knife" video!
You're amazing
Press F to pay respect to pearl oyster
That plot twist at the end though, well played!