Answering your assumptions about me
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- Опубліковано 11 тра 2020
- I asked my subscribers to list their assumptions about me and i answer them. This video was inspired by Jay's video - • Being COMPLETELY Hones...
follow me on twitter - / bijuumike
editor - / @goncy - Ігри
“I am married to a woman”
“I checked”
I know when I heard that I was like WaiT A MiNutE 😐😏
Zizzy Zebra yes he’s married, he’s said it before in many videos 😐
OMG!!! i didn't notice !!!
Zizzy Zebra 😂😂 I haven’t left my house either my tablet and phone are what is keeping me sane
@Zizzy Zebra *i didn't exit my house for 3 months wtf*
Thumbnail: You are gay
The person: And that's a fact
Everyone: N o
😂
When I saw the thumbnail I went like: WHAAAAT- how can anyone assume that? 😂😂😂
@@millugold I never got any gay vibes from him CD
XD*
Just look at the background and you will know.
“ I am married to a wahmen, I checked”
Bijuu Mike- 2020
"I am married to a woman.......
I CHECKED!"
That comment sent my mind to the gutter.🤣🤣🤣
Same
It sent all kinds in the gutter then the toilet then the garbage
alternate title: Bijuu Mike talks about himself and slowly gets self conscious for a whole video
alternate comment: i get yelled at for misspelling “conscious”
I read this 4 times not understanding then I realized you spelled ‘conscious’ wrong.😛
WolfPack 1030 Conscious is a hard word to spell lmao
Another name: Bijuu Mike rips off peoples video ideas again
Sierra Wright he gave him credit, it was inspired by jay, not exactly copied🙄
woohoo fun time it was a joke...
My assumption about bijuu: he wants to dye his hair purple, but he can't because of his "rivalry" with Lauren🤣
Maria Moura UA-camr rivarly
@Gabby Lucas nope
@Gabby Lucas lmao what?? absolutely not jahshdhfj
too true XD
Maria Moura UA-camr yess-
When Bijuu said, “Leave the seat up so the girls don’t fall in the toilet.” I started laughing because when I was little, my brother left the toilet seat up, and I fell in 😂 I was glad he flushed tho😅
Top best oofs of all time
you poor thing though ;-;
Top 10 anime betrayals
I hate it when they do that it's annoying 😂
omg same thing happened to me! but i only fell half way in instead of whole way in luckily qwq
Bijuu: "why do people assume that I'm gay?"
Also Bijuu: "LoOk At ThAt HoT aNimE bOi"
XD
where does he talk about the assumption that hes gay
Um he says it a few minutes in
@@plushcentric oh thanks
@Stone Ocean Dio nothing really
I was just trying to make a joke is all.
Bijuu Mike:"It's another thing to have it dyed and long"
Boyinaband: **sad long dyed hair noises**
Edit: OMG THANK YOU IVE NEVER HAD SO MANY LIKES ON A COMMENT EEEEEEEEEE!
SKEJEKDHDNUSKWNDJSKSJSIWKBSND LMAOOO
Kiwi lol yes I haven’t been here in a while but I came back cause boyinaband reminds me of him
Kiwi haha
Dantdm: ok, am I not popular anymore?
I was thinking of the same thing like
What about Dave(David)Brown. (boyinaband)
Bijuu: "We literally just did a QNA!"
*Last QNA: 3 months ago*
XxAlphaQueenxX lol
Bijuu Mike: *"coronavirus"*
UA-cam: *"Y-you said WHAT?"*
Well Markiplier made a whole video of Coronavirus.
*demonitized*
Cronohodohohovirus there change the word. Lol
Bijuu: What's wrong with you?
Me: What is wrong with me? *pulls out a chair* Well, it all began when i was a child........
I like trains
*Sits down* Well ya see kids, I-
It all started when both my parents didn't show up for my own birth
sad vibes
Me: Well it all started when I was born-
"You wanna make a woman happy? Leave the seat up."
Me: Excuse me?
[Falls in]
Ha-ha! Get nae-nae'd
My mom actually used to be a cashier at walmart too; when she was pregnant with me, her co-workers would call me "hot pocket" because that was all my mom would eat (ngl tho hot pockets are MMMMMMMM-)
Lmao can relate
I made it into 69 likes UwU
ikr hot pockets are like bomb af
Rhiannon Mueller wait a second...
Why would they call you a nickname of food that your mom eats.
Yummy children
@@panigbrowardcollege LMAO
No one:
People who where here early: “last time I was this early he was still learning how to play yandere sim”
Ikr
was the last time you were this early you were learning yandere sim?
No one:
You: nO oNe:
PEoPlE wHo wErE eaRly:
What what what
Remember when he didn't play a trash ass game?
Me be like: “Yandere Simulator” The Captions be like: “I’m Terry simulator”
SCAM DAIRY.... i’m waiting for youtube to do that
Young dairy simulator XD
Become Terry
Young terry
Terry Cruz Simulator... Huh... Interesting...
No one
literally no one
Mike: when I was little I stripped Barbie dolls I was curious
Valerie Gaynor XD and then he gos OOOOOOOOOoooooo
I mean who didn't
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG I can't I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i made my dolls frick LMAO
@@ADMmachine l m a o
"I am married...to a woah-men....I checked" idk why but this made me laugh lol
this made me laugh
Bloobidy q😂
???
@@dipperpines_pika9171 He checked for a vagina and she had one.
Bijuu literally 2 episodes of danganrompa ago: *praising monokuma for being sweet and caring, saying he loves him*
Bijuu ApPaReNtLy: "WhY dO yOu GuYs tHiNk ThAt, I'm NoT gAy! Is It SoMtHiNg I sAiD?!"
You know, Bijuu Mike’s hair length and glasses kind of makes him look like a green haired Byakuya Togami
Aiko Ash OMG 😂
you are what you hate
0-0
@@Hi-wn1cr lmao
"It's one thing to have your hair long and natural, but it's another to have it dyed and long."
*LaurenZSide:* 👁️👄👁️
Lauren: *aM i A jOkE tO yOu?!*
oop-
welp-
David's mom be like:
Yes officer this video right here
@nell hehe David's mom: David is provoked from living privileges
When I saw the thumbnail
I felt a mixture of
"...what"
" the hell?"
" I thought you were married to a woman"
"People are stupid"
And
" WHAT IS THIS?!!!!"
conclusion : i'm conflicted
I thought that read "Confliction: I am concluded" and I was confused XD
No one:
Nobody:
Not even Barney:
Bijuu Mike: I got Barbies and I would strip them naked because I was curious.
Also Bijuu Mike: I didn't know what was down there...but it was blank. It was blank and I'm like oOoOh.
I wheezed-
Barbie dolls be blank, but some toys that are LOWKEY made for babies nah fam let’s add everything down there XD
*plays how i met your mother theme*
oops wrong one
*plays bijuu mike intro remixed with how i met your mother theme song*
WHY AM I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING !?!? LMAO
I didn’t just wheeze I died of laughter
i literally fell off my bed XD
wHHHHHHHHat HHHHHHHappened to tHHHHHHHHe trigger happy havoCCCCC
IT SHOULD BE UPLOADED TOMORROW
I think it'll be uploaded later today since sometimes two videos are uploaded, but I dont know, that's just what I thought.
r/ihadastroke
Meanwhile I'm being a patient scrub 👀
He got copyright claimed and he's trying to fix up the video ☹️
Everyone: Where's the next Danganropa video?
**ahem** **ahem** *BUT WHERE'S THE NEXT TOMODACHI LIFE VIDEO?*
The Octopus Gamer AND LITTLE MISFORTUNE
Ikr
THANK YOU SOME ONE GETS ME
LITTLE MISFORTUNE
Yub fans: WHERE THE FRICKING HELL IS TOMODACHI LIFE YUB!?!?!?!?!?!
Bijuu mike fans: WHERE IS TOMODACHI LIFE BOOOOIII?!?!?!?
LaurenZside fans: PLEASE PLAY TOMADACHI LIFE?!?
My assumption about bijuu Mike:
You. Are. Grass.
(And the best grass I've even seen 💞)
4:10 "And sometimes I scream"
Yeah, yeah... Me too, Bijuu.
Me three
Mike: I really like red
Also Mike: I don't like tomatoes
I just laughed at this because that is straight on me XDDD
@@playlistboy7384 What R U Doing In Quarantine
@@champgaminghero Watching youtube, learning Japanese, and virtual schooling, why?
@@playlistboy7384 same but I'm learning Swedish not Japanese
18:30
Me: *"IT LOOKS SO SOFTTTTT!"*
I was just completely ignoring the thin fact, and was just thinking about how it would look good clipped back lol.
Lol right
GangstaMango Dict lmao same
@@omnien nice and stylish👌
I love how its not an "are you gay" , "you *are* gay"
I mean its an assumption so..
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Bijuu: *talks about stripping Barbie's when little
This has exactly 69 likes I wanna like but alas that multistory to perfect for this comment 😔
I meant number not multi whatever autocorrected it to 🙄
@brooklyn stroll how could ppl ruin dat perfect number 😩
My brain when I heard that part of the video: this is why people think he's ga-nevermind
i did too. then rip their heads off and throw them into the toilet lol
“when I was younger I got barbies and I would strip them naked because I was curious” I-
💀💀
@@lolman4389 I-
oml i remember i was goddamn horny n smart since i was a fetus
Berrie Edits what it felt nice
No to this entire thread
Bijuu Mike: "I'm Not Gay!"
Also Bijuu Mike: "I like meat."
Lol
Ah yes I see ur a man of culture as well
I hate how I didn't notice that till now XD
Oh my god 😂😂😂😂
WOAH WOAHHH XD
Mike: *Like, in my room where I know I'm like not disturbing people by yelling. My neighbors might disagree, I dunno*
Mike's Wife: *Am I chopped liver?*
Mike: I cuss like everyday
Me: throw away your heck passes people
I’m dying in quarantine...but these videossss make my day...thank you for making my day
I really hope you see this...I just want you to know that you make me smile :)
"I am married to a women, I've checked"
I don't know why but i just rolled off my bed laughing you just made my day from a simple joke 😂
Also we know your coffee because I think a year ago you did a video where you start off making coffee as the intro I remember UwU
Starzaline ? as soon as he said “i checked” i almost died
@@hellozukohere6310 Yesss my brother came in and told me to shut up he was on a zoom call ;-;
R u Sure It Was a Joke 😐
Champ Gaming Hero ...
He said That just while I was reading this!😌
Story time (relates to the thing about the barbies): I remember when I used to be super into dolls,even had one of those giant Barbie houses. I had a LOT of dolls. My sister and her kid came to live with us at that time and I remember her son would always play with my stuff when I was at school (which was normal, I mean the kid was 6, though he acted strangely older) I came home one day and found all of my dolls completely missing. I searched around my room for an hour and finally found them all under my bed, completely naked. The kid had somehow unlocked my bedroom door, undressed my dolls and even hid them. I was angry, thinking "That little demon, he knew all along what he was doing! I knew he was smarter than he looked!" I look back at it now and laugh of course, I mean, the kid was only 6...right?
Mike: It’s another thing to have dyed and long hair.
Dave from boyinaband: 😐
LMFAO
Mike: ”I’m not just saying that because of the coronavirus...”
UA-cam: “d d did you just say coronavirus? DEMONETIZED!!!”
lol
lol i thought the same i thought u could not say dat
bijuu be like : i ssaid but i i just
Tyshawn Gaming that’s good that shit was stupid
HEY EVERY BODY WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF MEETING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
bijuu mike noticed my comment im crying
THE FACT BIJUU (my favorite UA-camr) LIKED MY COMMENT IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!! THANK YOU!!!!
oh also, did you like clarence??
Love ur profile pic xd
@@skykid2366 clarence made a really special appearance today lol
"I'm very straight!" why did I laugh at this so hard XD In every Q&A Mike becomes more and more self contious @-@
2:28
One time when I was around 4, I didn't look to see but either my dad or my brother left the toilet seat up and I went to use the restroom and... I fell in the toilet because I was tiny... 😂
Rip-
0:00 Konnichiwa to you too Mike
『Michaela』 kon’nichiwa*
Konnichiwa
私は実際には日本語を話しません
also it is actually spelled こんにちは
Cookie_ Monster, cloe and weeb uwu it was an accident😂😅but thanks for telling
I see lettuce
I click
“You have not healthy teeth”
*in other words, unhealthy*
You have not healthy mind
14:39- I was actually eating red velvet cake when he said that XD
I was eating green velvet cake 🎂
Party game: take a drink everytime bijuu talks about his hair
Fifty people just died from alcohol poisoning.
Lesbian Ravenclaw oop-
@@vexywexypoo cool name
@@daletheweeb4103
Why, thank you!
At least half of the people who are doing this are now blackout drunk
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Bijuu Mike: *starts the intro with speaking Japanese*
Edit: omg thanks for all the likes I've never had so many :D
Bijuu mike: *GASP* now's my change to show the world that I can talk in a different language
I CAN SPEAK A BIT OF🇯🇵
Coryxkenshin does the same :>
Senpai ... What about Japanese UA-camrs?? Also... if I posted random crap on UA-cam (which probably wouldn't be as good as Beat Your Bike's but...) I would do it
@The unlimited Western Saint Yeah! IKR?
1:36 - 2:33
Me a transmale : aha *_dysphoria TIME_*
That's a big oof my man
I like watching his stuff but I've heard him say "it's your decision" when talking about gay people twice and sometimes it's hard for me to watch a video now that I've heard that 😔😔😔
I'm gay btw that's why
Obviously not the same as gender dysphoria but it feels invalidating for him to say it lmao
@@stikk_bugg yeah i get that too, i'm not straight either-- it sucks.
;-; yeah-
I'm FTM and I'm just-
"your wife says she wants a divorce a lot"
"No, no, she doesn't. She says it, but I don't think she means it..." O.O starts contemplating whether she does or not. 😂
And I oop-😂🥴
ovo
Me: 45 seconds early! *woah*
Comments: * *I’m gonna end this persons whole disease* *
Disease?
I’m a few minutes early ...for once
@Sans The skeleton it literally has the word virus in the name.
40 min.... ok
I actually have the corona virus
When I saw this I clicked faster then a flying bullet
gachakid lol dude same
Same
Uh...
Same
I clicked on it at 33 seconds.
With the way his roots are coming in, he's like a reverse Billie Eilish-
Pause🤣 I see it now lmfao
Nah, burning Barbies in the waffle iron is more of a Shane thing
Still reminding you we love you
Here’s my assumption about you:you’re reading this
Here's my assumption for you:
You're stuck in 2012 internet.
You got me
Correct
:0
[HoW DiD YoU KnOw]
Person: You pee with the lid down.
Me: How do you think of that just by watching his videos??
I had no clue you were friends with THAT DUDE.
The fact that there's actually someone else who loves to sleep without a pillow
Makes me feel better about my sleeping habits that are uncomfortable
I also loves to sleep without a pillow.
If I sleep with a pillow, my neck feels hurt or uncomfortable.
@@Asyraaf1003 well I hug my pillow
My grandma sleeps the other way around and it’s weird when I walk into her bedroom and my grandma and my grandpa are facing different directions lol
@@Arzrio_ I have a body pillow. But that's the only pillow I use.
@@slow9908 lmao
"Actually I like red"
*Kirishima has entered the chat*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Lol😂
well....it could also be.....Ahem....*Leon*....
@@alexthedumbenby8320 I-
Bijuu Mike: *talks about how he doesn't like his thin hair*
Me: *has hair that's so thick I actually got a hair brush stuck in it and took forever to get it out*
ACTUAL SAME
I mean having thick hair is a struggle lol
nobody
Mike when running from kids: YOU AINT FINDING OUT WHERE OUT I LIVE *yeets himself into bush*
Me: early
Me: can I see the comments?
UA-cam: *_no, u rat_*
Me rat
Oml XD
It's what you get for being early.
Nejire!
@@allywinter2962 she is best girl in my opinion 👌
"My hair is screaming for help" 😂😂
"On a daily basis." "I always say ooof."
10:00 Omg I relate to your pain, in my household we have a Great Pyrenees and she sheds soooo much fluff ( Her adorableness makes up for it though uwu)
No one:
Not even scrubs:
Not even yandere:
Bijuu: *こんにちは*
What does that mean?
In Japanese that means hello
Honey Ham Ham yes konichiwa
bijuu mike: *shows his hair*
goncy: yes i have to edit for him
mike: so as i was saying, I have an amazing wife-
people: totally gay
2:48 Because you always speak about senpai like “C’mere big bOi” 😂
Ay. Danganronpa hit 30k likes. You know what that means.
Hey mike theres a game I want u to play called skip school thanks!
10:22
UA-cam: So you have chosen... demonetization
"If u don't know who Jay from the kubz scouts is by now.."
We Stan friendship goals
When I saw the thumbnail I was like: what in God’s name would anyone think that?! 😂😂
"no views" but has 2 likes... good job youtube😂
Ikr i came as soon as the notification cane and it said 2 likes bit no views? UA-cam must be a little wrong right there
Nejire!
Ally Winter 👋
lav I think that means that people like before they watch it
Ann Milley that makes sense
Bijuu Mike: “ I’m married to a women I checked “
Me: 😂🤣
Me: *A huge Danganronpa fan*
Also me: *I have been checking everyday and you've hit 30k likes, Mike. I'M WAITING ON THAT VIDEO, MIKE. I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN QUARANTIN-*
Okay this was a joke please do not take it seriously.
Fluff UwU same here! 😂
@@brunaNT07 aye I see that Celeste pfp!
When Mike didn't upload yesterday, I was concerned that he might've gotten sick. Good thing that ain't the case.
Mike just always makes my day, honestly.
Me: *reads comment I thumbnail*
Also me: same bro... same
Me - Reads title -
Also me - knows he has a wife
Bijuu posts a vid:
Me: DROP EVERYTHING, PLAY VIDEO AND LAUGH
very true
8:17
Feel free to run around and show off ur cool hair rn, no one will see cuz of lockdown
Mike : Thumbnail you do not know anything about me
Thumbnail: you are gay
Me : instantly click to find out
Mike: Stttooopppp!!!
He looked a bit like Trevor Daniel in the beanie pic, anyone thought that ?
Oh my gosh, YASSSSS! I had an ex that refused to put the toilet seat back down in my own house and we would get in legitimate arguments when I’d go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and fell into cold toilet water. 😂😂
Someone: AND cool hair!
Bijuu: _THIS IS COOL TO YOU?_ **shock**
Its cool to me....On HIM anyways
1:23 Mike kinda looks like a girl 😅
"I'm married to a women"
"I checked" 💀
"You are gay"
Me: *oh! i actually didn't know that...*
Tbh I thought when someone said "You pee with the seat down" I immediately thought they meant Bigu Mic doesn't even pee in the bowl and he just closes the lid. ...Why did I think of this?
This comment had me Wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I swear i was literally like 'hoL' uP'
bijuu mike when he was younger: i kissed 💋 the scars on her skin 😔 i still think 💭 you’re beautiful 😍 and i never want to loose my best friend 👫 i said 🗣 god ✝️ you vulture, bring her back or take me with her ✨
I'm sorry? Am I missing something?
Honey Ham Ham it’s a pierce the veil song
@@knives8014 Omg Im so dumb! Thanks!
Dude i am litterally so happy watching your qna vids i hope you make some new qna vids in the future👌
Him: My husky's hair is everywhere.
Me owning 2 huskies: Keep up that act that there's too much hair.
Me: **Hoping I get shown**
Also Me: **Doesn't get shown**
Also Also Me: I'm never gonna get noticed-
Also,do a part two!
Most people, “never get shown,” you are not the only one.
@@zuucaritass I figured - v -
Bijuu Mike: there’s nothing wrong with being gay
My country: *we allow lesbians but not gays or u will go to jail and get canes (I think)*
I’ve been with Bijuu ever since he had the long brown hair and I’ve seen so many different hair colors and styles from him over the years.. I loved all of them!!