Bijuu Mike I really hope you read this comment I've been subscribed to you since 2016 and I think you're one of the best UA-camrs you make me smile everyday no matter what mood I'm in thank you so much for making my day- your fan tyaunnna
every person that watches bijuu mike: I WANNA BE NOTICED BY YOU!!! NoTICE ME SENPIa!! bijuu mike: imma choose ONE of you...hhmmm how about ALIEN WIFU?!
@@ashermourningstarhades3652 that was only 2 second's tho, it's not like they wrote a whole essay. they just stated their opinion and replied to that comment, bruh people can say stuff, but it doesn't mean they care, it's the internet. Edit: 😂 maybe you're the one who cares lol
Quarantine... Bijuu: my hair us messed up, give me a haircut Bijuu in the next sentence: quarantine, I have no games to play Makes sence *no it doesn't*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIJUUU UPLOADED!! I TRANSLATED PST TO CEST TO KNOW EXACTLY WHEN MY SCRUB KING UPLOADS BC IMA GOOD SCRUB! edit or whatever: ima take screenie! i feel like im way to much of a fan......! he hearted it its the first time omg!
My best friend’s mom cut her little brothers hair and she gave him a bowl cut😂 then I called her and she told me her mom wanted to know if I wanted a hair cut for free I have connections 🤣😎
Yes Im early all i want to say is tgat thank you because there is no QUALITY CONTENT on youtube that i can find and you are the only one I can watch thats funny fr
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Aye bijuu can u make another video on yandere school? Apparently you can push ppl off roofs, when someone witnesses the murder, they will talk about you and tell you "GO AWAY MURDERER","I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU", and I don't remember the last one but trust meh (after murdering meisa infront of her friends, they now hate me) Also bugs in dat game. My victims got caught in bushes.
Ok, please guys get this somewhere so Bijuu can see it. But there is a NEW ENDING in Yandere simulator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's called Genocide, where you kill everyone in the school on the first day of school (Monday) except for info chan, the headmaster and the counselor. It's a CRAZY ending!!!!!!
David's mom is gonna be real mad about this one..
#SaveDavid ?? (Is there such a thing-)
@@lunareclipse8026 true dat
#StopDavid'sMom
Xdxd oh my , you are showing children animae , and bitlife!? YOU ARE A DISCRACE!!!
As a a Karen and a David's mom, I am extremely offended by this comment. I would like to speak to your manager.
“I have no games to play” Me:cries in danganronpa and miss fortune
XD
We’re at 29k likes my dudes!
ikr
Ppl need to press the like button. You can still do it and be lazy.
Elalae La much yes
Mydumb self: has full volume
Bijuu: Look at it!
Me: *shouts and gets scared*
I did the same thing-
Oof
So you have chosen *DEAF*
YES
Omg I have so many likes
Loving the Stardew Valley background music
Saaaaaaame
Nice
Mee tooo
What's stardew valley?
Idk wat it is but i know its some kind of song
Bijuu: "You think there's no alien waifus?"
Me: Mina Ashido
Edit: 600+ likes?!? Tysm! :0
Mina is best alien waifu
@@h0ney.fr0g8 yes
We stan Alien Queen
I think she is one of the only alien waifus
Also nice pfp
Normal UA-camr: Plays 3 Games
Bijuu Mike: I'mma take this to a whole new level.
Personal attack
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even little misfortune:
His hair: AhHhHHhHhH
J u i c e d r i n k e r
Yikes forever!
When you stad littel misfortune
Im like My neam my neam my neeEeEeAaAam
Selft exploot
little misfortune haha
Yikes Forever..
Lol
Just realized that he has a Yan-Chan body pillow on his wall
that has been there foever
that’s been there for years-
I noticed that he has a Natsuki plush
He protec
He attac
But most importantly, he saves us from bad games
Im just sitting here waiting for danganronpa,Tomodachi life, and little mis fortune
Wow didnt expect this many likes :0
I'm more so waiting for the last two
same
@@hiimgarbage3026 same here
Same
@@hiimgarbage3026 Yeah me, too.
Bijuu mike Uploads:
Me: *Throws crunchyroll into the trash folder, and quits rewatching Dr.stone to watch mike play a random game because he's epic*
I saw Eugene and got excited
@@kuiperkill758 as one should be when they see Eugene.
@@myopinionisthecorrectone.2464 indeed
@@theorangecatkyo ikr!
**sees title** Hm.
**watches “intro”** HM.
**watches video** *H M M M*
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: YOU'RE ABOUT TO STAB MEEE
Mike: my hair looks horrible
Mike’s hair: *looks like saled*
It's Salad not Saled
S A L E D
Mike...
*You forgot to drop that diss trap from Miku tap*
Wait...Miku, Mike... HATSUNE MIKE! I can see the fan art already.
Me: Is there comments?
UA-cam: Yes, but actually no
Well*
Yesnt
Nobody:
Kyles when they get mad: 6:08
yesn’t
Is that my stardew valley soundtrack at the beginning of the intro?
Alaina Guthrie I THOUGHT THAT TOO
@@natayacourteny3525 My profile pic is Abigail fanart 😂
Wow you know your early when there are 2 comments "no views" and stuff
Pheo Playz tehe me was first
Pheo Playz when there are 2 comments, no views, and 106 likes
Mike: i cant english today
Me: uh um uh um i um
Translation: same bijuu mike same
bijuu: other youtuberz out here playing 3 gamez im playing 100
kubz scoutz: O HELL NAW
LMAO
"I have NO games to play.."
*Animal Crossing. Animal Crossing is the answer.*
And Dayshift at Freddy's
last time I was this early makoto still thought hopes peak was a normal school
XD Best comment on this video
D a m n
Mike: I dont know if im going crazy
Me: Honey, I already have
Bijuu Mike after this video: *realizes he doesn’t have any games to play*
Also Bijuu: *boredom intensifies*
You know, out of all this time I've been subscribed, I've never imagined falling lizard people. Never.
Who ever disliked this is mad because they’re not a grass fan.
I agree
Yay and they also don't like anime!!! How dare they not like Naruto running ANIMEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XD
Yea*
Which is 56 people
Yes
Bijuu : my hair is absolutely insane
Me: Oh no it's getting to him!
When I saw the thumbnail,I was like:
*That's hot*
I think I've learned something today, maybe putting no effort into your game just makes it original and unique
me : abt to do online school
bijuu: nEw vIdeO
me: f it itz bijuu time
Bijuu Mike is going so crazy it’s extending to his hair😂
Thank you for your sacrifice. You have saved us all from playing these games
Bijuu: my hair is getting too long please cut my hear
Me who always gives the same awnser: Try the Hヨnイaエ protagonist look
Bijuu Mike I really hope you read this comment I've been subscribed to you since 2016 and I think you're one of the best UA-camrs you make me smile everyday no matter what mood I'm in thank you so much for making my day- your fan tyaunnna
Oml that was hilarious! Great video Bijuu!
6:40 i’m getting a can your pet sort of vibe from this game and I don’t like it
When your early but not one of those "eArLy cOmMenTs" so you just cry because UA-cam is drunk again.
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Likes:490
Dislikes:4
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Ben: *ANIME IS STUPID*
Also Ben: **Tries to go Super Sayan**
Me:~goes on youtube and sees Bijuu Mike has uplaoded~
Me:OHHH SCHOOL CAN WAIT
Lilly’s Garden.
Oh god.
@Queen Giraffe *Y i k e s t h e r e*
her washing machine
**shiver**
@ ArctixWolfie
*Y I K E S F O R E V E R*
@@chocomiiku do you know how to tag someone, not like this @[ choco miilk] it doesn't work
Ok... i like to eat,, My secret is revealed :O
every person that watches bijuu mike: I WANNA BE NOTICED BY YOU!!! NoTICE ME SENPIa!!
bijuu mike: imma choose ONE of you...hhmmm how about ALIEN WIFU?!
"Dont get caught ceating on the ceathah"
My mind:" dont get caught cheating on the cheater"
Hey Bijuu, can you react to the Dokis in quarantine? It's amazing
Other youtubers: 3 free games
Bijuu: Hold my scrub
I wish I could give you one
Actually nvm I would probably shave your hair I’m not good with hair cutting
Ben vs Anime, did they edit a UA-camrs video?
Me:Hi bijuu Mike nice to see yo-
Bijuu Mike: LOOK AT MY HAIR!!!
last time i was this early quarantine didn't exist
10years? try 19years
No one cares
@@emotionless_cat_3323 well obviously you did considering you took two seconds out of your day just to say that😅😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂
@@ashermourningstarhades3652 I'm just saying my opinion, bitch 🙄
@@ashermourningstarhades3652 that was only 2 second's tho, it's not like they wrote a whole essay. they just stated their opinion and replied to that comment, bruh people can say stuff, but it doesn't mean they care, it's the internet.
Edit: 😂 maybe you're the one who cares lol
I liked the part when he played the awful game
Whatever game you might find awful, those games would be amusing to me
I also liked this entire episode
Sam Mcgrath lol
Sam Mcgrath lol I’ll edit my comment in a minute imma add something
The game Guy 3.0 ok
Sam Mcgrath just finished you can check now
This is the earliest I've ever seen Mike upload
Early yay I love your vids you make me laugh when I'm sad 😊
Quarantine...
Bijuu: my hair us messed up, give me a haircut
Bijuu in the next sentence: quarantine, I have no games to play
Makes sence *no it doesn't*
I just finished homework and I saw this and I was like “oh yeah”
"guess I'm gonna tear my wall down now"
Me: guess i gotta tear my heart down now
Beegeeee: I waNnA hAirCUt
Me: *having just cut my hair* 😈
I was listening to lofi, crying. Then I saw this. I’m happy now. Thanks Bike Man, you always make me happy.
I wanna dye my hair green because of you😅
This was more like "the dark part of Steam"...😂
*The whole video I was looking at your hair..*
Edit: Sorry I ment whole
*whole
same
“i have no games to play”
Danganronpa: “am i a joke to you?”
The horse: bOiNg
Me: *histarical laughing*
bijuu mike : my hair is crazy
me : omg look at mine
also me : ehh i dont have to brush my hair
When you're early and dont know what do say: 😳
😳
*Cough*
You're*
@@kuiperkill758 thanks
😳
@@kuiperkill758 wut? They said that
10:36 Am I the only one that thinks this person's head looks like Koji Koda from My Hero Academia
I literally just started watching, and realized that I’m so early! Yay!
Markiplier: 3 scary games
Bijuu Mike, doing 100 games: *P A T H E T I C*
I just realized he got a body pillow on his wall
NOOOO!!! BLEACH MY EYES BEFORE I WATCH THIS!
Comment section:100 comment
Me: can I see them please?
UA-cam: What I don't see them
"I love how he says purr like physically"
.......Bijuu Mike ~ 2020
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIJUUU UPLOADED!! I TRANSLATED PST TO CEST TO KNOW EXACTLY WHEN MY SCRUB KING UPLOADS BC IMA GOOD SCRUB!
edit or whatever: ima take screenie! i feel like im way to much of a fan......! he hearted it its the first time omg!
CONGRATS ON THE HEART 💖
I have a feeling you might be scrub of the day tomorrow...good luck!
OMG he hearted it... Im to touched.... lol but like thx so much micheal!
"Danganropa" aM I A JokE tO YoU
My mom does hair for a living so depending on where you live you can come on down Biju
These transitions though, something new, I like it
My best friend’s mom cut her little brothers hair and she gave him a bowl cut😂 then I called her and she told me her mom wanted to know if I wanted a hair cut for free I have connections 🤣😎
Loving the Stardew Valley soundtrack in the beginning and ending in Bijuu's videos!
When you're so early you don't know who's first
*copied comment alert*
I can't wait till the Danganronpa vid gets 30k, I love watching your Danganronpa series
Day 2 of asking bijuu mike to play Sally face
Everyone like this so it goes up to the top
When you're so bored in quarantine you play 100 games in one day 😂
First again!
Bfb uwu?
That's cool
ok
Not The Real Bracelety we don’t need to know but ok
That’s awesome
The bloodletting game was so accurate for medieval doctors 😂
Who else wants more little miss fortune🙊🙊🙊
Me, I saw the endings, one's rlly odd xD
Yes Im early all i want to say is tgat thank you because there is no QUALITY CONTENT on youtube that i can find and you are the only one I can watch thats funny fr
According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Bijuu Mike; 'I can't English today' Me; that's me everyday 😂
That horse jumping game was so awesome and realistic XD
Quarantine has really done something to your hair and the sanity of the game developers
"I don't know how to read."
"Hmmmmmm... I T H I N K T H I S C A L L S F O R B L O O D L E T T I N G"
Aye bijuu can u make another video on yandere school? Apparently you can push ppl off roofs, when someone witnesses the murder, they will talk about you and tell you "GO AWAY MURDERER","I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU", and I don't remember the last one but trust meh (after murdering meisa infront of her friends, they now hate me) Also bugs in dat game. My victims got caught in bushes.
"I have no games to play"
Daganronpa and little misfortune: Am I joke to you?
(0:12)
Bijuu: "-I have NO games to play-"
Minecraft: am I a joke to you?
Ben: that's why you should'nt watch anime
Me: (destroying every collection of anime)
Bijuu Mike = "Look at my hair"
All the boys in my grade = "You're not alone"
Ok, please guys get this somewhere so Bijuu can see it. But there is a NEW ENDING in Yandere simulator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's called Genocide, where you kill everyone in the school on the first day of school (Monday) except for info chan, the headmaster and the counselor. It's a CRAZY ending!!!!!!
me at every bijuu mke vid:earbuds and FULL volume.
bijuu mike:SCREAMS
me:R.I.P my ear drums
Watching this later in the day.
Bijuu Mike: I have no games to play.
Me: I am from the future! You will make a Yandere Simulator video later!
Mike: I have no game to play. Danganronpa, little miss fortune: Am I a joke to you?