Are These the Worst Dad Jokes EVER?
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Is Lola laughing because these jokes are funny or because her Dad is super lame? Here's a joke: Why did the belt go to jail? Guess you'll have to watch the video and find out. #dadjokes #laughchallenge #comedy
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The Holderness Family creates original music, parodies, and Vlogs for UA-cam to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie). Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles publish Vlogs and other nonsense to this channel as often as they can while remaining sane. Our viewers have become our family and we try our best to respond to comments.
Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards…
Dad: AND?!
Sasquash Pickstock same
Ryan Kucera lol
That one's in Part 2 :)
The joke is since it’s the word is DNA, it spelled backwards for “and”😂😂
😂
Funny jokes, but the best part was watching a family laugh together. ❤️
That is the comment I just made! Totally agree...love them!!
PC’s laugh is contagious..I love it I hope you keep it as a sound bite
I can’t stop laughing about the kidnapping at school....he’s fine he woke up 😂😂
That was funny too.
That was funny
Bex Barrett I like the same one
I thought this was hilarious
I agree
“Toaster these days do both sides” -Lola 2019
I laughed too loudly at that part, and my wife just shook her head.
#genzquotes
I read that as she was saying it in the video 😂😂
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn’t.
That one was the best.
I don't get the one 😬
ShinyEvenWonderღ
What Rhymes with Orange
ShinyEvenWonderღ It was intended as a question, like “What rhymes with orange?”, but the person took it as a statement, like “What rhymes with orange.” To which he responded with “No it doesn’t.” Because the word ‘what’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘orange’.
porage
Ya
Let's use the comments to share some of our favorites!
I think I might be addicted to dough. I don't just want it, I KNEAD it!
I have kleptomania but it's ok. When it gets real bad, I take something for it.
I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said "Airport Left", so I turned around and went home.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I got an email saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" And I thought... That's just spam. 😂
I have the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo.
To the guy who invented 0- thanks for nothing!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet...
What did one Dorito farmer say the other Dorito farmer? Hey, Cool Ranch!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
I suppose this comment is long enough, probably too long. It's ok. If it makes even one person laugh, it's totally worth it. Have fun everyone!!!! Thanks again, Holderness family, for this awesome opportunity to laugh!!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Bub Zilla this cracked a smile 😀
The last one had me laughing!
My friend told me to stop imitating a flamingo... so i had to put my foot down.
I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high... she looked surprised.
@@sheepie2465 Yay!!! 🙂🙂🙂
@@clydedawg4494 Awesomeness!!! Lol! 🤨😂🤣
So the other day, I was at my hotel. And in the lobby, there were two chess masters. And they were bragging about past wins. They were chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Thanks
Christmas has come early
The local newspaper was having a pun contest. I submitted 10 of my best, hoping to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I’m stealing that one! 😂😂😂
Wow
The kidnapping one was clever and the pure idea of cannibals eating a clown is hilarious, even without the punch-line. If I EVER decide to do standup, I need Penn Charles in the front row.
I dont mean to be so off topic but does anybody know a tool to log back into an instagram account?
I was dumb forgot the account password. I would love any tips you can give me!
@Damian Zachariah instablaster :)
I love how when Penn starts to explain the joke, Lola is like "No, we got it, it just isn't that funny." lol
I watched It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World with my Grandma once. There's a scene where a man dies and he kicks a bucket when he falls over.
My Grandma laughed and I had no reaction. She asked me "Did you get the joke?" I dryly said: "Yeah, yeah, I got it."
She then said: "Sometimes when someone dies, people say that they kicked the bucket..." I stopped her and I snapped: "No, I got the joke Grandma! It just wasn't funny!"
It was a little funnier as I told others about it, but in execution that joke was so lame.
Your sons laugh could make anyone's day it's infectious! Love your videos ! Keep the laughter coming !
I remember fondly my first job as a Mirror cleaner. My friends laughed at me, but it was something I could really see myself doing.
I like that one
The one with Captain Kirk and the left ear, right ear, and final frontier was actually funny.
I love star trek
And their not getting the joke made it hilarious
I still don't get it 😬😅
I was rollin😂
What does Star Wars and tiolet paper have in common? Klingons
Penn Charles: I don't get it but I'm laughing 😂
On the napping one, anyone else notice that the kids and Penn all got it at the same time xD
That is probably one of most awesome family interactions I have ever seen!!!
What rhymes with orange.
No it doesnt.
I laughed TOO hard at that one.
Same
really?
One Of My Favorites. A man gets burned on his left side. The doctor says “There’s not much left.” The nurse says “It will be all right.”
The Holderness Family has become a part of my new favorite watches. So funny and entertaining. Thank you. I've seen a few but realized I was missing out on so many more videos. Love it. Keep up the great work.
Ok. But why is Lola like, an adult now?? for real?!?!? 😭😭😭😭
Kirsten Rudd I don’t know but I’m not ready! She looks like her mama!
Yesss
Was just thinking the same thing. Her voice has completely changed from the last time I watched a video, she sounds so much like Penn now! (the girl version, of course)
I know right
Everyone grows up girl even u
I love dads spending time with their kids, their time together is precious. My daughter and I have shared jokes with each other.
Such fun! I love how the giggles spread through dad to the kids...and somehow magically through the Internet to me and my family! Bravo!
It started out so Dad-lame and by the end I was laughing so hard I was wiping away tears. 🤣🤣🤣
Peggy Harris me too
The clown joke and the elephant joke were both funny because of the picture on the wall behind you. A big elephant and the word CIRCUS. LOL
I wasn't laughing because of the jokes - I was laughing because Penn (senior) was laughing.
How do you catch a unique animal?
- You Neek up on it!
How do you catch a tame animal?
- Tame way you Neek up on it!
🤨
I'm just at a minute and a half and the BEST part of this video is seeing these kids with their dad! I'm a senior and my dad was in the Navy...back then in the 60's we didn't have the same time together...We loved him and he was an awesome man, just missed him in our lives....These young ones are blessed, wish all kids could grow up like this!! Love you
I couldn’t decide which Asian food I wanted more, Japanese or Chinese. So, I just called it a Thai.
I hope Penn and his kids always have this close bond
Not gonna lie. I stole three of these jokes for my Sunday sermon. Got lots of groans.
You are stealing for CHURCH?
I hope it was the clown one!
@@claytonknudsen2510 😂
Oof
@@claytonknudsen2510 The idea that churches don't steal- now THAT'S a joke! 🤣
Who is watching this 2020?!?!
Lucie Snyder me
Me
Who gives a fuck?
Lucie Snyder me
Oct. 4,2020 and the Pandemic rolls on
Thank you Holderness family for such great humor in times like these......
I do NOT often tell Dad jokes , but when I do, he USUALLY laughs!
I just love the Holderness Family!!! All of you are so joyful! You make it possible to forget all the crazies out there! Penn, order us up a new recipe for just movin' on!
"What rhymes with orange?"
Dad: "No it doesn't."
I'm not a dad, but that one is hilarious.
Adorable when the kids finally get a joke! The 'kid napping at school' - Love it!
My 17 year old tells "Dad Jokes" all the time. I can't wait to show him this video! I was laughing so hard, but it was because YOU were laughing so hard! And I love it when you have the kids in the videos!!!
Holderness Family my daughter and I were watching this and we were laughing so much. My daughter brought up the fact that your beautiful daughter actually looks a lot like Jennifer Lawrence. A lot of resemblance. Beautiful family. God bless.
Yes she does
Lola is such a mood
guilty of resisting arrest... best...joke...ever
😂😂😂 "does this taste funny to you??" Lol
At first I was watching with content, but after the the kidnapping I was wheezing the rest of the way through. This was HILARIOUS. My request is more!
A waiter walks up to a man at a restaurant and asks, “do you wanna box for that?”.
The man says “no but I will wrestle you for it”
😂
He laughs so hard his face turns red and the his veins pop out!! He's hilarious...🤣
Outstanding. Just look at how funny you guys are being locked up together.
To see Penn laughing so hard is the best part. :)
On my hard days I watch these and I laugh.. thank you Holderness family.. ❤️🙏
I know I've said it before, but PC's laugh is so contagious. He could make the lamest joke hilarious! Everyone was laughing so much I was just laughing along too. I love how Lola was like, " you're laughing way too hard at these jokes but I'm laughing because you're laughing". Thanks, I so needed that lighthearted video this morning!
Thanks for bringing us along. Mav flips out when he watched. --Dadders
The jokes got better with each phone! Lol. Just like your daughter, I kept laughing because you were laughing!
Why do you call an elephant that is ignored? Irrelephant.
Hahhahahahhahaaaaa!!!!!
What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
A cow-culator.
Lmao
This is truly what CONTAGIOUS LAUGHTER should feel like and we sure could use more of it!!😂🤣🤪love this family!!!❤️ lkh
That was awesome! Needs a sequel. Or several :D
Dad joke:
Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hil-areas.
Love Penn and Lola's father daughter relationship. LOL, Penn, I think Lola was actually laughing at you and not with you. Thank you for this video. Love seeing great family relationships.
With Dad jokes, and puns, a groan is as good as a grin!
I'm just laughing at how hard they're laughing 😂
🤣 It’s so delightful to watch your kids growing up & y’all laughing together over you very funny bad jokes
Laughing with your kids, regardless of how cool the jokes are, that's great!
Dad, I’m having an allergic reaction. We need to go to the hospital. Let’s not make any rash decisions
"THE CLOWN ONE!!!!"
-Penn Holderness and kids
So cute and funny, had me crying while laughing!
The best part was the contagious laughter between the three. It was adorable.
These are great! I'm a mom but I use the dad jokes. My husband just looks at me like your daughter does. 😂
My niece and I (we're close in age) send each other dad jokes all the time. Lol
Bless her heart. She keeps questioning why she's laughing. So cute.
I went and told my family almost all of these. It took my brother a good 5 minutes for him to get the "kidnapping" one (with help by my parents to explain it) . By then it wasn't funny anymore. 😂😂💕
Dad, I got hit in the head with a cola today. At least it was a soft drink
😂
The funny thing is is that Penn was cracking himself up way more than he was making the kids laugh...that explains a lot.
😱The cannibal joke was awful to share with kids, yet I'm still laughing! 🤣
I love how the pile of phones in front of Penn just keeps growing.
Awesome I want to see the behind the scenes and bloopers.
hahahah! This was good!
This is proof that dad jokes can actually be funny!!!!
I got one, why can't a t-rex clap his hands .... Them: there too short? No cause there extinct.. hahhah
You should totally make a part two!!!
One of my favorite so far. I love dad jokes.
I think this turned into a video of non-stop laughter 😂
You know penn is out of breath when you see the vein on his forehead pop out! Ha!
The Holderness Family, more dad jokes please.
I don’t always tell dad jokes....
but when I do, he usually laughs.
Lovely happy family. Best wishes from Holderness, UK
My parents’ friends were joking about how their oldest looks like she could be her brother’s mother, and my dad said “Yeah. I mean Savvy and I look so alike, I could be her father!” The other dad cracked up and gave my dad a high five. Me and the other teens just stared at him. 😒🤪
the star trek joke and the kids' responses...and the school kidnapping rofl - and the cannibal joke is the best!
Ya.. Anything to make Penn Jr laugh more! So Awesome! Ya can't help but laugh along!
Hey guys, these jokes are the best. When you told the one about the cannibals and the clown, my 8 year old son cried with laughter.
Loved it 😂 Penn looked like Fozzie Bear wakka wakka. 😀 Here is one for you There was a huge fight at the seafood restaurant - Battered fish everywhere wakka wakka enjoy
From what I see in this video, a lot of the jokes flew over the kids heads. I have a theory. What if dad jokes get their bad rap because kids too often don't understand them? Another possible reason is that, as all teenagers know, parents are simply not cool. Lol
Oh my gosh! Lola has grown up so much😍
Penn: "Oh wait...I just got it!" Classic.
If a kid doesn’t sleep at nap time, is he resisting a rest? 😆😆😆😆
lol way too funny we all love Dad jokes right!
I just added these to my collection. Can't wait to tell them to my kids!
Omg Lola's voice!!!!!!!!! She has grown up so much
Funniest jokes ever. So quotable. You guys are the best.
Just watching you all laugh... hahaha!! Thank you!!
I am mostly laughing because their laughter is contagious. May we contract laughter and not covid. Thank you 😊
Hahaha. I was laughing way too hard at the kidnapping joke before either of the 3 of you caught on to it. 😂
Welcome to our restaurant. Do you have reservations? No, I’m pretty sure I want to eat here
I cannot stop laughing. I even had to pause and share with others and a few on fb!! Priceless. Especially when you all were laughing so hard and the joke wasn't all that funny. Reminded me of one time my dad was trying to tell us a joke. It was a longer one but he as he started telling it he started laughing so hard trying to tell it. We all started laughing so hard we were all crying. Finally he reached the punch line and it wasn't even close to funny!! Those are the best ever!!!
Best. Video. Ever.
Thanks for the laughs!
Title: Worst Dad Jokes
Family: THESE ARE SO GOOD