The Ancient Texts

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  • @breadbaskets2772
    @breadbaskets2772 6 днів тому +66

    The fact that the tom meyers bit was the first episode lol

  • @drewd601
    @drewd601 6 днів тому +93

    I got an ancient text for you right here buddy

  • @brightfalls6788
    @brightfalls6788 6 днів тому +178

    The gayncient texts

  • @Seraphim117
    @Seraphim117 6 днів тому +138

    Watching 4 hours of my real life friends Nick, Stav and bugman who eats dust

  • @dklustick
    @dklustick 5 днів тому +40

    It’s wild how this really was historic. There isn’t a podcast like it. Completely revolutionary for the medium. Not joking and not gay.

    • @CumTownHall
      @CumTownHall  5 днів тому +10

      Best pod to ever do it... RIP

    • @dobtoronto
      @dobtoronto 4 дні тому +3

      @@CumTownHallI really like the video title and thumbnail

    • @CumTownHall
      @CumTownHall  4 дні тому +1

      @@dobtoronto Thanks!

    • @niaure6516
      @niaure6516 4 дні тому

      Not gay!? You got a lot of gumption walkin' around these parts, pilgrim.

    • @zach7ize
      @zach7ize 3 дні тому +7

      I liked your comment and was completely with you until the last two words.

  • @DH-mt4ou
    @DH-mt4ou 6 днів тому +36

    Thanks. I needed something that's actually funny to listen to.

  • @BugsyMac
    @BugsyMac 3 дні тому +9

    Listening to episodes from the very beginning... adam hadn't been relegated to the punching bag the entire time. Adam's non-chalantly riffing with the other two and its genuinely funny. And then he became a bug.

  • @peterfrederickson928
    @peterfrederickson928 3 дні тому +11

    The first episode Nick talks about going to his friend Adam's house when they were kids and playing Super Nintendo and his South African mom screaming at him 😵‍💫. This is probably from that alternate time-line where Nick grew up in Vegas and Nelson Mandela died in prison. The TAFS time-line has collided with our own and the singularity is making us all gay

  • @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz736
    @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz736 5 днів тому +22

    It's funny to hear how much of a spineless climber stav was from day 1

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 5 днів тому +15

      Glad I’m not the only one that sees it. Like yeah there’s plausible deniability but deep down he’s a pandering soul. And whatever, I just don’t like that in comedy.
      He still often makes me laugh so like I don’t even know what my point would be.

    • @questisinthejam
      @questisinthejam 3 дні тому

      @@lindboknifeandtoolmy point is that I’m gay

    • @stigmata_rex
      @stigmata_rex 2 дні тому

      ​@@lindboknifeandtoolPerhaps you're simply a homosexual?

  • @reedmckinney7426
    @reedmckinney7426 6 днів тому +36

    We are so gay.

  • @jackwoodruff1941
    @jackwoodruff1941 6 днів тому +30

    Crazy that they made a gay podcast and didn’t even have Adam in it originally

    • @CiarDrawings
      @CiarDrawings 6 днів тому +14

      Hearing Nick mention Adam and Adam's mom scolding him to let Nick play too. lol

  • @imranvirani3517
    @imranvirani3517 5 днів тому +21

    4:54 history

  • @dsprocks
    @dsprocks 6 днів тому +22

    I quit smoking weed a couple of years ago and I had a dream that I went to an old friend's house and I decided to smoke some of his weed while I was waiting for him to come back home and people kept coming over one to two at a time and I was going to leave but changed by mind and then I broke one of his bongs and I had to wait to let him know instead of just leaving a note but then I tried walking over a couch and I knocked over and broke a 5 foot tall bong and everybody was looking at me like dude this guy is too high he's out of it and then I woke up and was relieved that I hadn't actually broken anything that I would have to pay to replace, and I'm not gay.

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 5 днів тому +6

      Why the hell did I just read some internet stranger's dream?

    • @Dr.TooDamnDeals
      @Dr.TooDamnDeals 5 днів тому

      A gay internet stranger
      ​@@MartKencuda

    • @Chrisdreamz-ji2sh
      @Chrisdreamz-ji2sh 5 днів тому

      The Freudian interpretation would indicate, due to the phallic nature of a bong, that you are indeed gay.

    • @austen7653
      @austen7653 3 дні тому +3

      This rocks dude

    • @austen7653
      @austen7653 3 дні тому +3

      also, I’m gay

  • @brightfalls6788
    @brightfalls6788 6 днів тому +35

    Hell yeah dude

  • @trevorwills1600
    @trevorwills1600 5 днів тому +7

    Love Adam stealing Bill Burr's mid Arnold Schwarzenegger joke at 1:12:00

  • @VulgarBearSteak
    @VulgarBearSteak 6 днів тому +12

    The era is changing

  • @RedSntDK
    @RedSntDK 6 днів тому +16

    Phimosis has got to suck. I bought a (digital) volcano vaporizer in 2011, it was €480 back then, roughly the same in USD. It's a fine investment, still going strong 13 years later.

    • @DJ042899
      @DJ042899 5 днів тому

      I got a volcameo for your mouth buddy

  • @Kungfucolton
    @Kungfucolton 3 дні тому +5

    This shit is like shadow banned it doesn’t show up anywhere I have to search it up everytime I wanna continue watching

  • @RollOpeo1
    @RollOpeo1 3 дні тому +3

    makin fun of tom meyers hipster ironic podcast in the first episode, only to make one of your own years later, helllll yeah

  • @PeregrineAnatum
    @PeregrineAnatum День тому +3

    2:40:31 the absolute audacity of Adam to bring up his classmate who shit his pants. This aged like fine wine.

  • @borttorg631
    @borttorg631 6 днів тому +33

    I'm gay.

  • @Pasta_Fazool
    @Pasta_Fazool 6 днів тому +8

    The generated list of people mentioned is truly hilarious

    • @Pasta_Fazool
      @Pasta_Fazool 6 днів тому +2

      Oh yeah I forgot to mention I’m also gay

    • @Elcore
      @Elcore 6 днів тому

      It's an all-star lineup - only the greats.

  • @ethanc2600
    @ethanc2600 4 дні тому +5

    No longer suicidal because i get to hang out with my good old irl pals nick stav and adam. Im also incredibly gay

    • @CumTownHall
      @CumTownHall  4 дні тому +3

      Never commit suicide! The Town loves you and your best buds are always here.

    • @grimstarr187
      @grimstarr187 3 дні тому +2

      What if my friend nick mullen does it. Is it still cool then

    • @gorknmork6997
      @gorknmork6997 День тому

      ​@@grimstarr187 yes it is

  • @gmartin167
    @gmartin167 5 днів тому +14

    Episode 1 without Adam yet 26:25. Got chills!

    • @dklustick
      @dklustick 5 днів тому +1

      Yeah, was he actually talking about THEE Adam Friedland? The South African mom is too much of a coincidence

  • @shotcaller1515
    @shotcaller1515 День тому +1

    26:36 you’re telling me nick had a friend with South African parents as a kid, and this is the only time it was ever brought up??

  • @lindboknifeandtool
    @lindboknifeandtool 5 днів тому +2

    1-50 are the apocryphal casts

  • @poyaispanic5269
    @poyaispanic5269 3 дні тому +2

    I’m all about the ancient texts

  • @gallusdomesticus5478
    @gallusdomesticus5478 2 дні тому +2

    2:40:33 becomes so much funnier after Adam’s incident with the chair

  • @R.J.MacReady1982
    @R.J.MacReady1982 5 днів тому +2

    I've never heard this ep before. It's good😂

  • @adampugsley7035
    @adampugsley7035 3 дні тому +3

    Hi, I'm gay actor Michael Douglas

  • @cooliodiddy
    @cooliodiddy 5 днів тому +2

    He wasn't kidding the Wedge Antilles Wookiepedia goes on and on and on

  • @LateNightWithFimmyJallon
    @LateNightWithFimmyJallon 6 днів тому +6

    In the beginning, I was gay

    • @DJ042899
      @DJ042899 5 днів тому +2

      Hauuuuwaaaehhh ohhhh ayyy ouhhhh ayereeee

  • @THeFudimentals
    @THeFudimentals 4 дні тому

    I love the birds chirping in the background

  • @Fabian080690
    @Fabian080690 5 днів тому +2

    The forbidden teachings.

  • @Clembo
    @Clembo 6 днів тому +7

    The Dead Sea Trolls... amirite guyz?
    I'm totally straight.

    • @DJ042899
      @DJ042899 5 днів тому

      The head pee moles?

  • @fajile5109
    @fajile5109 5 днів тому +2

    20:27 adam steals this story while trying to one up another bad kid story nick has.

  • @andrews6517
    @andrews6517 2 дні тому +2

    *sigh* i miss my friends :/

  • @calebdepello4695
    @calebdepello4695 6 днів тому +12

    Let's goooo

  • @StancedVacuum
    @StancedVacuum 5 днів тому +5

    they didn't change a bit for us, and that's the gayest thing they could have ever done. salud

  • @gabi-sw8zw
    @gabi-sw8zw 6 днів тому +6

    im literally gay. i have same sex attraction.

  • @jaydinledford6990
    @jaydinledford6990 6 днів тому +4

    Nice

  • @TheSelbah
    @TheSelbah 6 днів тому +3

    The Dawgs and the Gays

  • @ethan.8791
    @ethan.8791 6 днів тому +2

    Song at 1:20:20?

  • @leeborocz-johnson1649
    @leeborocz-johnson1649 4 дні тому

    What was the first ever episode that had an ad read?

  • @garpafieldjovi4785
    @garpafieldjovi4785 5 днів тому +2

    2:40:53 this did not age well for Adam.

  • @Jeffygoldblum
    @Jeffygoldblum 5 днів тому +4

    Wow nice Shane and Matt title.

    • @CumTownHall
      @CumTownHall  5 днів тому +4

      What
      My bad if this is one of their titles I don't follow any of their stuff. I named it "The Ancient Texts" because the eps in it are ancient (2016) also I am gay

    • @Jeffygoldblum
      @Jeffygoldblum 5 днів тому

      @CumTownHall IDC just giving you sh*t. But yes they suggest them to me all the time on UA-cam.

  • @ANDY-rg4uo
    @ANDY-rg4uo 5 днів тому +3

    going to put this on stone tablets hoping they make a religion of this in 13million years when society falls and rises again,

  • @soft_7019
    @soft_7019 3 дні тому +2

    It's annoying that my friend Stav goes out of his way to talk about trans rights on a comedy podcast but at least my friend Nick secretly agrees with me, saying nothing only to avoid social friction

  • @violarulez
    @violarulez 5 днів тому

    damn they knew tim hecker.. crazy

  • @CommissarKane
    @CommissarKane День тому

    35:30 Has to be Rich Vos.

  • @TEACHERERIC-w6r
    @TEACHERERIC-w6r 6 днів тому

    Porkfoot should of been a permanent guest.

  • @asmith4549
    @asmith4549 6 днів тому +4

    This is as gay, if not gayer than St. Augaystine

    • @andygump724
      @andygump724 6 днів тому

      Bent over like a bovine in repose, waiting for the load of the Lord.

    • @CumTownHall
      @CumTownHall  5 днів тому

      Should I upload the confessions of saint Augaystine bit? I think it may already be on UA-cam but idk

  • @DS-gc7vg
    @DS-gc7vg 5 днів тому

    It needs someone to bring the riffs to a screeching halt and it would be perfect.

    • @CumTownHall
      @CumTownHall  5 днів тому +1

      Sorry! I tried to trim them as best as possible but I guessed I missed a couple. I will fix this in the next couple of vids!

  • @ColonelofIvory
    @ColonelofIvory 5 днів тому +1

    All Nick Mullen's followers are from Delhi........

  • @ravenkliff
    @ravenkliff 5 днів тому +3

    Did Nick have a different South African friend named Adam as a kid? Adam Friedland grew up in Vegas, afterall.
    I'm gay btw.

    • @Devan-he4kr
      @Devan-he4kr День тому

      I am going crazy trying to figure this one out.

  • @loucotrone
    @loucotrone 6 днів тому +4

    🧀

  • @cats-uk
    @cats-uk 5 днів тому

    54:26 what does he say. Enjoying a different kind of _____

  • @je-pq3de
    @je-pq3de 4 дні тому

    1:42:40 i wonder who that is

  • @formerCEO
    @formerCEO 6 днів тому

    Yoo Hoo Boy's
    👬

  • @Tripplebeem
    @Tripplebeem 2 дні тому +1

    Im gay

  • @ugandahater
    @ugandahater 5 днів тому

    22:24

  • @dr.mcstuffins5977
    @dr.mcstuffins5977 4 дні тому

    Im just like Nick. But way better. He's gay and so is Stamro and Alex.

  • @R.J.MacReady1982
    @R.J.MacReady1982 4 дні тому +5

    Time to relapse.

  • @thehegemon996
    @thehegemon996 3 дні тому +2

    He died? I didn’t even know he was gay….