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LMFAO he said “perfect plane movie” and my brain immediately said CON AIR STARRING NICHOLAS CAGE AND JOHN MALKOVICH clearly not understanding the question 😂
i’ve had friends who work in fields where references are really important so in that case probably not worth it but if you’re changing industries/not needing to work right away it really doesn’t matter
Just line up a stepping stone gig, something you won't mind for a couple months while you find something more stable / long term. If you REALLY feel used and abused by your job, you owe it to yourself not to die from a stress related heart attack before retirement.
Listening to the first call and I just want to say it was a good run. Miles, you really did a great job running the show for the time you did. I fear Janelle just punched both of y'alls ticket by disclosing that much info about the church's neighborhood spa.
knowing how horrific the church of scientology is I really hope you get a follow up on the first caller. Like set up some wellness checks on that woman to make sure she doesn't mysteriously disappear or something.
59:07 Jordan is so right that this jacket would always have the bad vibes story attached to it, but I'm pretty sure the caller would love nothing more than to always tell this story to anyone who would listen any time she wore the jacket. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the caller will *still* tell the story every time she wears her new jacket because the story of the new jacket has the old jacket attached. This caller loves to gab lol 😂
The whole question of 'how often do couples fight' is sooo interesting to me bc tbh if I was in a relationship where we were having small fights all the time I would find that so draining and exhausting and it would really keep me on edge. A lot of that has to do with my own issues around fear of conflict which I'm actively working on - but even so bc I have such a deep-seated fear I feel like I only have the energy to deal with so much conflict in a given week or month before it drains me completely. Also - I feel like my personality is pretty easygoing so I can't imagine being bothered enough to fight about something (even a little) more frequently than like. Once a month, maybe? So I find people in happy relationships who fight frequently so interesting bc that's simply not my wavelength at all lmao
I left my favorite T-shirt at a friend’s house on purpose. We were drinking and someone spilled a beer on me and I didn’t want to wear it home smelling like beer so she offered to wash it for me and then give it back the next time I saw her. I saw her a few times and she kept forgetting to bring it back, and then we stopped hanging out just sort of organically. I never got my shirt back and it’s been 6 years 😞 old navy horizontal stripe boyfriend cut T-shirt my beloved 😭😭
I have to say I disagree about the advice to Bernadette. If she really is a friend to this guy, she should go directly to him to discuss his behavior. She shouldn’t go behind his back talking to someone she barely knows about him.
💯%! It didn’t even sound like she thought this wasn’t a good match, she just thinks he should be single forever because he’s a car guy with an anxious attachment style. He probably just needs a book about attachment styles and communication styles
i actually have just disappeared from a job. it was my first job, i was freshly 17, and i was a foodrunner in a low-end restaurant. the management was terrible, the waitresses were mean girls, and the owner was a fake asshole. when it got close to New Years, i finished a shift, drove 30 minutes to my girlfriend's house, and sent the owner a text that i would not be coming back. he asked if i could at least work New Years, and i didn't even respond. it was so terrible that i only worked there for 2 months, and everyone around me said they felt like it had been sooo much longer because of how often i was working. restaurant jobs are not for the weak (me), especially when you're 17 and have school to focus on too. i'm in college now and i don't regret it at ALL.
When Jordan said Baywatch I automatically changed it to BAYMAX in my mind and I went, you watched BAYMAX 7 times????(Love BAYMAX btw) I only realized when miles started talking about it 😭😭
I will admit I didn't super care for Jordan's personality when I first saw them on Mythical (nothing against them personally, some people just don't jive for me), but I feel like I've been coming around lately. Had a bit of reservations about this ep but ended up loving it! Both of them had great advice
Miles: Perfect vacation spot Me: Hm, idk if Tokyo counts now that I live here, I guess you could say I loved it so much I had to move XD Jordan: We just went to Tokyo and we were obsessed with it :P
omg I feel so SEEN! Michael Scott slamming on his desk THANK YOU Kendahl! Soup is gross! It's all the food I like, but wet! It's savory juice! No thank you!
Ya know I always felt Jordan and I could be besties, and nooowww that she said soup is her favorite and top tier is chicken tortilla with all the fixings. I think we’re friend soul mates.
I love the new episodes ❤ these guests were so funny, Miles a corner of the internet i dont think youve reached yet are the twitch streamers. Id love to see Austin Show, QTCinderella, Will Neff, Ludwig, or Hasan Piker on sometime ! ❤
Mile Bonsignore 🎉🎉🎉 Lesbians = perfect people = obviously 😍 😍 Soup: chicken tortilla Vacation: Barbados Greeting: Hey Dip: salsa verde (medium) Chocolate: not (inherently) candy Straw: thick milkshake straw Perfect way to quit: in a full body Shego costume, leather jacket, & combat books & leave before lunch time (I did this at a TV station) Perfect plane: Klaus
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Miles you've done it again, i LOVE Kendahl and Jordan!!!!
Woohoooo!!!
LMFAO he said “perfect plane movie” and my brain immediately said CON AIR STARRING NICHOLAS CAGE AND JOHN MALKOVICH clearly not understanding the question 😂
Snakes on a Plane is the perfect PLANE movie and the perfect plane MOVIE.
Followed by Deep Blue Sea because Snakes on a Plane isn't very long.
Not kendahl saying just walk out of your job as I’m literally plotting to do that
That’s only bad if you’re friends with your boss and you know it’ll inconvenience them. You don’t owe them anything.
@@trevorford8702 don’t enable me Trevor!
@@trevorford8702 don’t enable me Trevor!
i’ve had friends who work in fields where references are really important so in that case probably not worth it but if you’re changing industries/not needing to work right away it really doesn’t matter
Just line up a stepping stone gig, something you won't mind for a couple months while you find something more stable / long term. If you REALLY feel used and abused by your job, you owe it to yourself not to die from a stress related heart attack before retirement.
Miles you GOT to do a collaboration with Caleb Hearon. PLEASE 👏
PLLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSEEEE
No Miles, seriously, PLEASE!!!!!!!
Yesss this would be amazing
I'm screaming and feral for it.
I would die for a Caleb Hearon collab
Listening to the first call and I just want to say it was a good run. Miles, you really did a great job running the show for the time you did. I fear Janelle just punched both of y'alls ticket by disclosing that much info about the church's neighborhood spa.
Noooo hopefully they don’t get me
MYTHICAL COLLAB LET’S GOOOOOOOO 🙏🏻🙏🏻
yassss he’s gotta start collecting Mythical cast members like he’s collecting Smosh’s cast members
omg Jordan Myrick from dropout hit show Gastronauts
Literally such a good first episode, I wanted to try every dish
GET. MILES. ON. GASTRONAUTS.
this was my introduction to kendahl and jordan and i need them as repeat guests immediately
They are so good on Gmm 😊
they also have a podcast together and kendahl has another podcast with sarah schauer!
They’re individually and collectively so freaking funny and sweet. The cold open for this one had me howling.
oh this was actually a perfect pairing omg i love this trio SO MUCH
He got smoosh (Still waiting for Ian and Anthony) and now he is on a mission to get all mythical kitchen, i love this
Let’s hope he skips 1
knowing how horrific the church of scientology is I really hope you get a follow up on the first caller. Like set up some wellness checks on that woman to make sure she doesn't mysteriously disappear or something.
BOOTY PATROL FOUND LOVE YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
The 3rd called just not believing Joicey is worthy of love because she thinks he’s kind of annoying 😭
59:07 Jordan is so right that this jacket would always have the bad vibes story attached to it, but I'm pretty sure the caller would love nothing more than to always tell this story to anyone who would listen any time she wore the jacket. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the caller will *still* tell the story every time she wears her new jacket because the story of the new jacket has the old jacket attached. This caller loves to gab lol 😂
I've never been more excited for anything in my life
my class got canceled again so i’m once again in bed watching this
The whole question of 'how often do couples fight' is sooo interesting to me bc tbh if I was in a relationship where we were having small fights all the time I would find that so draining and exhausting and it would really keep me on edge. A lot of that has to do with my own issues around fear of conflict which I'm actively working on - but even so bc I have such a deep-seated fear I feel like I only have the energy to deal with so much conflict in a given week or month before it drains me completely. Also - I feel like my personality is pretty easygoing so I can't imagine being bothered enough to fight about something (even a little) more frequently than like. Once a month, maybe? So I find people in happy relationships who fight frequently so interesting bc that's simply not my wavelength at all lmao
We need Chad chad
Would love
Hasan, josh from mythical, anthony padilla, thought slime, funkyfrogbait... i could go on
@@jack_rabbitno Hasan pls
Okay … I’m ALSO a gay music teacher who’s been left out of many shoutouts and have homophobic coworkers??? Girl are you me????
Tacoma show was everything I ever dreamed of Miles. So funny
saying that Carhartt and Dickies is "affordable" is crazy actually 😭
LOL very confidently said SNAKES ON A PLANE when Miles asked the “perfect plane movie”
I left my favorite T-shirt at a friend’s house on purpose. We were drinking and someone spilled a beer on me and I didn’t want to wear it home smelling like beer so she offered to wash it for me and then give it back the next time I saw her. I saw her a few times and she kept forgetting to bring it back, and then we stopped hanging out just sort of organically. I never got my shirt back and it’s been 6 years 😞 old navy horizontal stripe boyfriend cut T-shirt my beloved 😭😭
YO the music teacher called the non-STEM classes "specials"! That's a throwback I totally forgot that's what we called them in elementary school!
Jordan is my FAVORITE mythical crew omg
I have to say I disagree about the advice to Bernadette. If she really is a friend to this guy, she should go directly to him to discuss his behavior. She shouldn’t go behind his back talking to someone she barely knows about him.
💯%! It didn’t even sound like she thought this wasn’t a good match, she just thinks he should be single forever because he’s a car guy with an anxious attachment style. He probably just needs a book about attachment styles and communication styles
Yeah she doesnt sound like a good friend to me
now THIS is the collab of a lifetime
This is the collab I’ve been waiting for!!
I love Kendahl so much. She is so so so funny. Great episode!!!
1:08:58 new life motto “just eat the grape”. I’m actually going to use this
I learned about alma from the ads in your videos, and just wanted to say thanks! I finally found a trans friendly therapist
Miles you’re gathering my fav creators in the studio like infinity stones 😭❤️ please have Caleb Hearon on at some point!
Let’s goooo!! We love Jordan and Kendahl!
Also, just saw you in Austin yesterday and had a freakin blast! 🤩
i actually have just disappeared from a job. it was my first job, i was freshly 17, and i was a foodrunner in a low-end restaurant. the management was terrible, the waitresses were mean girls, and the owner was a fake asshole. when it got close to New Years, i finished a shift, drove 30 minutes to my girlfriend's house, and sent the owner a text that i would not be coming back. he asked if i could at least work New Years, and i didn't even respond. it was so terrible that i only worked there for 2 months, and everyone around me said they felt like it had been sooo much longer because of how often i was working.
restaurant jobs are not for the weak (me), especially when you're 17 and have school to focus on too. i'm in college now and i don't regret it at ALL.
These two were delightful! Please have them back!
When Jordan said Baywatch I automatically changed it to BAYMAX in my mind and I went, you watched BAYMAX 7 times????(Love BAYMAX btw) I only realized when miles started talking about it 😭😭
I will admit I didn't super care for Jordan's personality when I first saw them on Mythical (nothing against them personally, some people just don't jive for me), but I feel like I've been coming around lately. Had a bit of reservations about this ep but ended up loving it! Both of them had great advice
The colab we all needed!!! ❤️💜❤️
As a current music ed major, I feel like this is not the first time we’ve had a music teacher call. Shoutouts to my music teachers out there
Miles' ad reads are my ASMR.
We love to hear it
@@PerfectPerson And so do I! 😉
Bernadette isn’t Joyce’s friend and needs to leave him alone. I’d hate to have a “friend” talk to strangers about me in that tone.
I'm Team Kendahl on the soup front! 😂
"Perfect dip."
"Soup."
"Broccoli is not a vegetable, it's broccoli."
Kendahl with the hits, lmao.
Somebody is listening to this at their shitty job rn and you gave them the courage to leave 😂
Actual chocolate is not candy. American chocolate is candy because it's barely chocolate.
I need more of them! Whether it's miles on their podcast or recurring guest situation.
DREAM GUEST LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
Taking this as a sign and quitting my job ❤
i am simply OBSESSED with this episode
Watching this and hyping myself up for the Perfect Person live show tonight in Dallas 🎉🎉🎉
Oh I love them on the show. That was great!! What a treat 🍬
Oof @ the Abercrombie recommendation right now 😅
YOOOOOOO YESSSSS!! 🥳🥳 Been watching their pod with the dropout guests, and loving Gastronauts with Jordan so far!!! What a get!
such a good episode. really relatable get real segment too
this is a dream come true
Miles exclusively gets the most TOP TIER guests. Trypod could never👀😏
reminder that voting makes you a perfect person 💃🫡
Jordan is a perfect person. ❤
Cannot WAIT for Dallas tonight!!!
Omg no WAY you got Kendahl and Jordan this is incredible
Get out there and vote!! so miles won’t have an awkward show Nov 8!!!! lol
The teacher was in her head too much. She had no evidence of being purposefully left out or that other teacher disliking her.
I'm pretty sure miles has somehow become a lesbian content maker
And I'm here for it 🖤
the best plane movie is of course crazy rich asians how is these even a question!!!
Ooh, that's a good one 🙌
Jordan is so great, whether in a Mythical video or another video. I've always said she's a perfect person.
I also don’t like soup… I feel so seen
Same! It’s a texture thing for me
Miles: Perfect vacation spot
Me: Hm, idk if Tokyo counts now that I live here, I guess you could say I loved it so much I had to move XD
Jordan: We just went to Tokyo and we were obsessed with it
:P
I’m checking IG obsessively now because I finally have a reason to call in. 🤞🤞
Omg i love them and only a 1/3 of the way in and they are so funnnnnnyyyyyy
Perfect timing, I need to work on some sketches
omg I feel so SEEN! Michael Scott slamming on his desk THANK YOU Kendahl! Soup is gross! It's all the food I like, but wet! It's savory juice! No thank you!
i LOVE kendahl and jordan!!!!
Ya know I always felt Jordan and I could be besties, and nooowww that she said soup is her favorite and top tier is chicken tortilla with all the fixings. I think we’re friend soul mates.
Ahhhhhhhhh I’m excited
These callers need advice on how to get to the POINT
can’t wait to see you in dallas tonight!
i completely agree with kendahls stance on quitting jobs 💀
obsessed with this episode but miles' untied shoelaces were really distracting lol
I love the new episodes ❤ these guests were so funny,
Miles a corner of the internet i dont think youve reached yet are the twitch streamers. Id love to see Austin Show, QTCinderella, Will Neff, Ludwig, or Hasan Piker on sometime ! ❤
Please think about having Scott Cramer as a guest! Eric can get you in contact!
YES KENDAHL AND JORDAN!!!
Miles you NEED to have Morgan Jay on the show
Mile Bonsignore 🎉🎉🎉
Lesbians = perfect people = obviously 😍 😍
Soup: chicken tortilla
Vacation: Barbados
Greeting: Hey
Dip: salsa verde (medium)
Chocolate: not (inherently) candy
Straw: thick milkshake straw
Perfect way to quit: in a full body Shego costume, leather jacket, & combat books & leave before lunch time (I did this at a TV station)
Perfect plane: Klaus
YIPPIE!!
"perfect" airplane movie (or rather, the perfect place to watch it in present day is inside a tin can in the sky): Bo Burnham- Inside
JORDANNNN❤❤❤❤
HOW IS THIS HOW I FIND OUT THAT JORDAN AND THE MOM FROM TIKTOK ARE PARTNERS
MORREE KENDAHL AND JORDAN PLS
I need the three of them to host a gay dating episode for listeners like the on for Eric Will and Jay.
Specifically lesbians. Please.
You gotta get Ciara and Jeri from Ladies and Tangents. Required.
Perfect plane movie is ratatouille. Next
okay, hear me out....once a month PP has Kendahl, Jordan AND Miles' lovely wife Sarah. Does this not sound like a Forceful Foursome??!!!!
LETS GOOOO
Yayyyyyyy!!!!!
Matchsox Twenty
Yall. Chocolate and candy are both just sweets. Sorry bout it. Chocolate isn’t candy
NO MORE FART CANNONN!!!