Callisto Protocol is like The Order 1886 in space
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- Опубліковано 8 гру 2022
- In the new game Callisto's Prognosis, players can fight up to 3 zombies at once with a stun baton. Guns are featured in the game as well, upgrading the shotgun makes it shoot more better. The main character is Robert Callisto and he has to stop The Corporationgovernment from making The Virus, and along the way he may find that The Terrorists aren't actually evil after all, who knows, he may even join them!
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Human special forces guy.
Is it a good thing or bad thing?
He cheated on Fergie, and your still a fan? Well I guess he had enough of her humps...
Do you mean William Lennox? He's an IRL gigachad haha
Yeah, this kid is obnoxious af.
"it's like if Dead Space was The Order 1886" is the realest thing anyone's ever said about this game
Nah. The Callisto Protocol is more like The Last of Us meets Dead Space. If there is anything that's remotely close to The Order 1886, it's Stray. Both games are just super short tech demos that are garbage.
@@maxkliegl1951 The Last of Us? Really? I don't think the story is anywhere close to that. But I agree that Stray gets way too much praise
Edit: nvm I get what you mean the tutorial prison area made it seem pretty similar
@@cyber_xiii3786 The combat, the stealth, the generic bald but still cool protagonist, the core of the story where survival is #1, The Callisto Protocol has a ton of similarities to The Last of Us.
I liked the Order 1886.
@@maxkliegl1951 And so is the Last of Us. Complete trash. At least Stray features a cat.
The phrase "Dead Space if it was The Order 1886" was more brutal than any of the combat with the monsters. For reals.
At least the Order was interesting 😂
@@pb2325 yea the order was significantly better
@@douggaudiosi14 yeah. It was a better game and it was critically panned by everyone. The fact there are a significant number of people who like this game is sad. It shows how much quality has deteriorated over the past decade.
Some guy: "We're going to make the scariest frickin' game for PCs and consoles"
Me: "Yeah, but only because of the implications concerning how far the mainstream game business has drifted from any semblance of fun, quality or originality!"
Have you ever played dead space and thought "hmm this is pretty good, I wish it was bad tho"
Yeah, but then I refunded RE3 remake after an hour
@@Tarquin47 I have no idea if RE3 was good or bad. It ended before I could form an opinion on it.
yeah I played Dead Space 3
It’s not bad tho
@@Tarquin47 RE3 Remake's only flaw is its length.
Then again, didn't care for the original RE1-2-3 even at the time they came out.
Dead Space enemies: Horrificly deformed monstrosities caused by an alien parasite virus where friggin' bones in the body are mutilated into stabbing appendages.
Callisto Protocol enemies: Generic zombie dudes. One of them has two heads. Wow. Amazing.
it's honestly incredible how in theory it's so easy, and fun, to do something interesting with zombies simply by adding and removing limbs from them and dsigning the whole combat around it, and dead space is like the only duology that tried it
when they said this game is a spiritual successor to Dead Space, I don't think anybody expected it to be one to Dead Space 3
Ironically enough, as bad of a horror game it is, DS3 is still a very good action game. For starters, the dodge there actually requires timing.
DS3 had way more mechanics and combat options than this pile of crap.
@@R77ification I mean, as much as I don't like DS3, it's still leagues ahead of Callisto lmao
Callisto is the Hunt Down the Freeman of the Dead Space franchise.
I'd remember some people say this plays a bit too closely to The Last Of Us in terms of combats.
@@somerandomguy6767 yeah, it somehow feels worse than last of us combat to be honest
My favorite part was when John Protocol said “Yes, but i’m your Callisto no longer” and then made 8-minute academy award speech
That never happened. Please stop doing drugs, junkie.
Truly one of the dead space of all times
The climax when John Protocol says "Protocols! Assemble!!" sent me in tears😭😭😭
Shout out to bill clinton
@@Grandmaster_Vic my orthodox rabbi
That blue zone joke was just boomer heaven thank you oboe
What you said about audiologs in games is so true, unless the game plays it for you as you continue to move around, nobody listens to them lol
It doesn't bother me if you can play them while you walk like in the Fallout games, but in Callisto you have to sit there and listen to the whole thing while doing nothing to maybe get some story
You can play them while walking around, just close the menu with the inventory button instead of backing out
Audiologs are basically small scale in-game podcasts; you leave them on in the background while you do other things, like playing the actual game
@@Dickkickem460 You can walk around while listening the audiolog, i played on PC then pressing tab instead esc i found out you can walk around while the audiolog is on lol
@@luminosity01 literally EVERYONE who played the game knows that.
It's a pretty easy way to see who is a hater just being a sheep, parroting people and who actually played the game.
Honestly, Callisto is up there for me. It had a pretty weak ending but 9 hours out of the 9 hours and 40 minutes of my playthough were pure enjoyment.
I'd say it's up there with the evil within 1 and the evil within 2.
It's no resident evil 2 remake but it sure as hell ain't re3 remake. It's like Re8. Nah, i enjoyed Callisto so much more than Re8 and i played them back to back, Re8 first.
It's also 30% longer. Took me 9 hours and 40 minutes to finish Callisto, took me around 6-7 hours to finish Re8. And my god, i wasted SO MUCH TIME wasting ti..i mean "exploring" in Re8.
The stupid treasures and secret weapons upgrades and the fkn meat of chickens and fish... 😩.
That's a thing Callisto really lacked: a progression system between playthroughs, with cool unlocks, like the assault rifle, laser sword, Chris's pistol and other weapons that you get with points by doing challenges.
I really REALLY hope they add extra shit like that in Callisto with the season pass dlc. That would REALLY up the value and make the game from a one off 7.5/10 to a strong 8.5/10 to replay for me..
New game+ would already be a massive plus. For starters, i could get my bugged maximum security difficulty trophy that bugged and i ain't playing the whole game from scratch with unskippable cutscenes.
A mercena mode is a must. All resident evil games must have a mercenaries mode. The extra guns to unlock is awesome too. From what I've read, it looks like Callisto will also have some system where you can unlock new guns by doing some kind of survival mercenaries mode. Can't wait. The weird harder mode with less ammo and 1 life is not a good idea though.
The game plays like dead space where you shoot everyone on sight and many stupid people didn't get that and played most of the game fighting melee, finding it boring or frustrating because of that..forcing the melee even harder in a harder game mode, isn't ideal right now for the public perception if the game
I still remember the whole "your mom hates dead space 2" marketing thing XD holy shit time flies and I feel old.
2:43 the limb based damage made you rethink how you approach enemy’s. Made them more terrifying since you couldn’t just shoot them in the head and be done with it. This game needed a more grousomes and creative if not the same combat system as dead space.
I loved how they spent hundreds of dollars trying to make the main guy look like the actor, and he still ended up looking like a generic dude protagonist
Or the actor is generic dude protagonist material
I’d say that’s pretty good for only spending “hundreds” on it
Isn't that just Josh Duhamel as it is
I'm in still awe that the dial up noise wasn't edited in, like c'mon
Oboe really followed protocol for this one.
Thanks for the “your mom will hate it” joke that every DS enjoyer needed to hear
I love how you use Calisto Protocol like it's an object, a concept, and verb it seems like.
My mom is completely indifferent to the Callisto Protocol.
Game felt like "Dead Space at home" ngl
Cosco dead space
"Dead Space by way of The Order 1886" is actually pretty harsh criticism
Harsh, but not untrue. Callisto does look like it has more focus on being cinematic and gory than actually being a good, fun game to play.
@@OrionDawn15
Order 1886 was fun, just unfinished as hell
@@steelbear2063 I'd have liked a sequel, it was a good start, they should have gotten a shot at a proper sequel. Same for Ryse. Fun launch title that got infinitely shit on for being a launch title but could have been a good series
Callisto and Order do have great set design and graphic, but meh gameplay and enemies.
The scariest part of the game were the creepy ass robots and they weren’t really a part of the game
They showed up once and that was it
I loved that part when the asian girl said "It's you! You're the Callisto's Protocol!"
F'ing bot
A reference to Dark Messiah: Kicking Simulator? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
I just wish the health bar was more visible.
It's Days Gone 2, Deacon St John becomes a freaker in outer space!
F R E A K E R
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@@oboeshoesgames you have a bot problem in your comment section
Basically Order 1886 with Mike Tyson's Punchout gameplay, and stutters like a middle schooler asking their crush to the dance.
God damn, you're on point with the jokes
Security bot's voice reminds me of URL from Futurama...
Fun fact: this game was originally meant to be a PUBG spin-off. A lot of the plot still feels like it only makes sense if you treat it as still being that.
This game isn't Dead Space, it's Dead on Arrival.
Jeez guys, ya’ll are friggin’ BRUTAL to this game.
This would probably make the remake sells more. How ironic
You should play Binary Domain. It's a weird spin-off from the Yakuza devs when they tried to make a 3rd person shooter. But it's actually good.
Yes. Binary Domain needs way more love. Also hearing Oboe call Dan "Binary Domain" would be pretty awesome and pretty hilarious at the same time
Thinking of Binary Domain because of that water slide part in the video? Me too.
Vanquish is better
@@jmz2144 A man of culture, I see.
I love that game so awesome
I can't wait to play as John Callisto and protocol all the monsters
Bruh 💀💀💀
Lets be honest no game can beat Bill Clinton
Yes
Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton?
The reformed orthodox rabbi?!??!?!?!
Truly the best game of this year.
Monica Lewynsky can
3:26 I saw this joke coming for a mile away and still made laugh 😂
But seriously that's Tomb Raider's set piece when you go down the rapids avoiding obstacles otherwise you will have your jaw impaled just like Timothy Dalton's character in Hot Fuzz.
The guy was right, the enemies in this game aren't zombies. They're much worse and more boring.
Oh ya so boring…and dead space enemies are so much more Interestinf right? Lol
@@joshmontgomery9942 I didn't say anything about Dead Space enemies at all. But also yeah they were more interesting. They were still boring but they were more interesting than these absolute joke enemies.
@@joshmontgomery9942 I mean yeah, the Necromorph are indeed a hell of a lot more interesting than the zombies in the Callisto Protocol. Lmao
@@NoExplosionsMcgee how so? Mutated humans are mutated humans no? Lol, you saying that because you dislike the game. There’s nothing more “interesting” about the necromorphs, just boring humanoids
@@joshmontgomery9942 Callisto gives you generic fleshy zombies, dead space gives you corpses with spikes on their shoulders that scream horrifically when trying to kill you. Simple?
I give The Callisto Protocol 10 Bill Clintons out of 10.
Wolfenstein 2009 reference with the username, love it!
Sat in an airport and after after the “blue zone duba de duba die” joke, “I’m Blue” starts playing.
Oboeshoesgames has powers beyond us mortals
I liked the Order 1886 so I bought The Callisto Protocol too. 😁👍🏼
Your commentary narration for the intro was onn point the aol thing is so real I had aol back in the day
The way you made me realize that deacon and star killer are the same guy made my head explode. And the man is in this game too. Wow
THE YOU GOT MAIL JUMPSCARE HAD ME DYING
I like before the first adds over. Awesome post schedule lately. I feel joy
a linear hallway of scares, IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaace...
"You got Mail" - Zambi
2:10 Jokes like the Yarael Poof ones are the reason I subscribed to you.
Holy crap, that Blue Zone dabba dee dabba die joke was _perfect_ Thank you for that!
I've been waiting for this one!
Your editing/commentary is really good
Expectations - Dead Space 4
Reality - Condemned Criminal Origins 3 but in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEE
At least condemned made me feel tense in the first game
@@recap1843 True, true
You should play Urban Chaos Riot Response, it’s a neat little gem of a game that lets you taze anarchists with Palpatine’s force lightning from a mile away
They should have spent less on marketing and more on making the game actually good (and QA lol)
Reminds me of the evil within
I bet they spent 50% on marketing
@@corvus8638 I mean, marketing is friggin’ EXPENSIVE.
@@CayeDaws Except with it's jank, TEW is much more memorable than this lol
They put all the funds into making an amazing looking game most people couldn't play. Now the devs have to crunch to make it playable. That's the AAA leadership people love to see.
Callisto could take out anyone. His dodge mechanics are Omaga level tier.
Callisto vs Nemesis from PS1 Resident Evil 3, who dodges better?
@@amadeusagripino6862 bro that's a tough one!! I got my money on Callisto. He can dodge final bosses an shit lol
This game will be doubly embarrassing if that Dead Space Remake comes out and it’s actually good
Callisto?, I hardly know her!
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I thought I would never play a round of Warzone again
Mike Tyson’s Dead Space
I loved when they said "it's callistoing time", it's really one of the games of all time !
That never happened in the game! STFU and stop doing drugs junkie!
The Callisto Protocol = If Punch Out! and Dead Space had a child.
To be fair Punch Out seems to have more proper gameplay mechanics. And boxing in a boxing ring makes much more sense :)
This game somehow made me appreciate Dead Space 3 even more, i don't care if other people hated it, it's such a underrated gem despite EA putting things that weren't necessary such as microtransactions or co-op mode.
Yeah. And though co-op wasn't necessary I'd argue it was actually a welcome change, it's a cool mode and the two player hallucinations work really well.
For what i remember the developers original idea was also to have coop...however it was suppose to be the second player be "Shadow isaac" instead of carver
Might not be true what i am saying thought, long time since i saw that info so if it's wrong feel free to correct me.
Coop may have been forced onto the game, but man is it fun to chop necros with your homie
I love Days Gone and I love Sam Witwer. He's a good actor and cool guy.
that yarael poof joke was great!
I checked out when Jacob said, "it's Callisto-ing time."
Watching intently to see if any of my shitty jokes from stream made it into the video
Callisto is the new cyberpunk 2077 of horror games
You must’ve not seen how bad the PC port and review PC port of CP was at launch
The audio not playing on pick is such a mood
How do you not have more views? I binged your New Tales series, game had a bizarre vibe that really grew on me, & you made it way more enjoyable. Best of luck Uub !
Strange, didn't notice any vids like that.
@@strider117aldo9 New Tales From The Borderlands? It takes two seconds to search up that playlist from him. What are you talking about? Carry on Original poster.
@@rockthagangsta1064 Secondary channel, got it!
Holy shit, 2:40 made me realize that Callisto Protocol should've ripped off The Surge 1/2 since it translated Dead Space's dismemberment mechanics to melee combat pretty well. (shit, the Surge even had the enemies wearing Proteus support systems that would withstand initial dismemberment like Necromorphs)
and is it my imagination or do the melee weapons look an awful lot like stuff from that series? Hell, the scene with John Callisto getting his Monster energy meter installed reminds me of the cutscene at the beginning of The Surge when Warren gets his Rig installed with how both immediately cut to the protagonist's screaming face just before they experience/show spinaltap. (ua-cam.com/video/yl86y4dM4SQ/v-deo.html)
That’s a good point!
The problem is most of us forgot The Surge existed.
But that would mean they would have to have a practical combat system. What gets me is the tutorial prompt for how to fight pops up after you fight your first enemy... wtf even. So many people lost again and again to that "not a zombie" because the game wanted the tutorial to be cinematic. Then they give you a textbox afterward, telling you how to fight, which ruins the cinematic experience.
@@MrSpartan993 but it goes on sale on steam for like $4 all the time
I enjoyed the surge 1 despite some annoying parts but loved the surge 2
Oh boy my anxiety loved that Poppy jump-scare
I did not expect the „they are not zombies“ clip to come back lmao
This is your best work yet. Truly firing on all cylinders.
I know, right? I've watched it 3 times already
This guy is the perfect UA-camr
Glad I'm not the only one who drew that comparison.
Lol, the title is the exact thing I thought after watching a stream of the game.
Best review ever!
The Kanye reference had me freaking rolling
So the moral of the story is "never make a horror game with melee combat as the focus"
More like don't make it like a mobile boxing game.
It's the focus for the first 2 chapters because it's a unique system and those chapters are the tutorial basically.
After that, you should be shooting freely at anything.
It's not a survival horror game. You don't have to save up ammo.
It's like dead space: just shoot eveeyone...except you actually have a good melee system if they get too close.
The random drops give you plenty of ammo and if you have enough, it gives you other generic stuff you don't have like credits and health.
Also, it's made fuking obvious at the start as your inventory is super small and it encourages you to use everything you find instead of hoarding. I played at the start like that and i had to sell a bunch of ammo and medkits. Like A LOT. Then it clicks and it's so fun.
If you are stupid, it's gonna become repetitive as you don't shoot and just rely on melee. That's like playing the last of us with only stealth, never using the melee system or shooting enemies.
They shouldnt trust the players. That's obvious. The subconscious nudging by giving plenty of ammo, many rooms with multiple enemies, tons of traps isn't enough for many people.
You are supposed to play the game by shooting enemies, using the globe to pick them up and throw them around, incorporate the melee and just have fun as it's all so seamless and animated so fkn AMAZING. But no. Idiots will just stay still and wait for an attack and play like that the whole game. Actual real facepalm moment.
i laughed so hard. at the "you got mail"
Just finished watching this video, and I couldn't agree more with your comparison! Callisto Protocol truly feels like The Order 1886 in space - the atmosphere, the detailed graphics, and the engaging storyline all remind me of that game's unique elements. I appreciate how you took the time to delve into the gameplay mechanics and dissect the similarities between the two. This video has definitely piqued my interest. Thanks for the awesome review!
loved the reference to the best Jedi council member in the Phantom Menace, Yarael Poof
He took it off because it cracked.
Yes. I was thinking about this exact same comparison since release.
The you got main joke had me crying 😂😂😂
The spiritual successor to Silent Hill Homecoming. :/
Homecumming
Can't wait for the funny reload guy see this
2:50 The not needing handholding line, I almost missed that one.😂😂
I laughed a bit too hard at the dark messiah joke
Calisto Protocol was supposed to be Dead Space spiritual succesor. But we got The Last of Us 3: Space Prison
As someone who played The Last Of Us, this game really looks like someone modded TLOU into Dead Space
2:02 if a dude decides to pick up a severed limb and examine it like he's about to put it in his inventory i want nothing to do with them!!
I’m Setting my hopes on negative atmosphere it look pretty good
how about dead space remake or maybe daymare
@@dvdbox360 Daymare is goofy ahh resident evil clone, the Dead Space Remake DOES look like it actually has promise and the gameplay isn't anything stupid like Callisto for obvious reasons. Negative Atmosphere does look very promising too.
@@dvdbox360 im actually pretty hyped about the deadspace remake I've just been following sunscorched studios make negative atmosphere for awhile and im excited to see more to come
Oboe at his earnest in this review
Love this game but literally the title of your video is what I thought of it.
Not an obo video without a real Jumpstart or two
Thank you for saving me money. Big love ❤️
Oh oboeshoes made a video on the callisto protocol. Now i can watch this and never think about that game again!
Wow wow wow pump the breaks kid
Thats a really strong statement you got there
That blue zone joke made me fucking guffaw
Yeah, Isaac didn't take his helmet off until the end. He knew what was up...
Nice video
ah yes Calypso my favorite board game come to life
You've got mail! Literally dead XD
Most apt title you've ever created