Can You Live Entirely off of Fate Merchandise?
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- Опубліковано 15 гру 2019
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#fate #fatestaynight #fatezero - Фільми й анімація
The answer is no.
He would spent all his money on FGO gacha
The truth of your words terrifies and disgusts me.
@@UltimaOmega777 wait till you see it
Ive had enough spicy tofus
I haven’t whaled for any gacha games once in my life
@@hiiragii I'm always the barnacle that grows of them
Preparing myself to hear the words "Fate branded condoms" and I'm very thankful I didn't.
I feel like there's some potential in the idea. You could call them either "Excalibur" or "Rho Aias/RAW ASS" depending on the marketing angle you want to go for!
I mean, where would you even put one of these when there's already a haunted bean plushie wrapped around your d
Does there ever any anime franchise who collab with a adult stuff brand? The only thing that came close is the Sailor Moon panties.
They could name the condoms *Dolphins* 😏
@@2deep5u use your raw ass to block Lancers gay bulge, Archer!
> Gilgamesh VA reciting the epic of Gilgamesh
Ok that’s... that’s actually pretty great.
Makes you wonder why they haven't made an audiobook of Ayako Kawasumi reading Le Morte d'Arthur yet.
I'd listen to it.
All my yes
A bedtime story that Kirei force to hear everytime
Is there a recording of it online somewhere? Wanna listen.
She did it again, I can't even believe its possible
Didn't expect you here. Are you living off fate merchandise too?
it's Fate
of course it's possible johne
Johne what the heck are you doin here? How far into the rabbit hole that is this franchise?
@@ryuhayabusa2215 hes taking notes proparly
@@twinkiesmaster69 this
I was expecting him to end his night with an official licensed Fate adult novelty item.
is that real?
@@venticalelf9714 I don't know, but considering all the other shit in this video, I'd be surprised if it wasn't.
Seeing as Fate started as a visual novel eroge it would not surprise me, or the fact that so many of the Grand Order artist are doujin artist i would not be surprised.
How a sword doesn't come in that category?
considering the other videos based on this idea so far haven't found anything like that i'm willing to bet most japanese companeis will intentionally avoid *actually* officially licensed adult shit, but will very much tolerate unofficial stuff.
>goes on 3 dates w/ 3 women
>goes home to his anime husbandos
bisexual king
What a legend.
Like it or not, this is what a bisexual GIGACHAD looks like.
Harem Protagonist EX
Can you survive by eating Astolfo beanie plushes daily?
It’s fine, my comment isn’t that funny to begin with, right?
Hey, it’s fine. I didn’t comment for likes. I commented to get a laugh out of a dumb joke I thought was a little funny.
And those bean plushies are stuffed with baked beans
I tried it, don't recommend it.
@@mr.personalspace7831 was very funny thanks :)
disney: we have mechandise of everything
typemoon: hold my fate canned bread
Ikr, you have all sorts of different stuff.
Fate the t shirt
Fate the coloring book
Fate the lunch box
Fate the breakfast cereal
Fate the flamethrower
Fate the doll
@Ooohbopbopboppadoohwah I think you can
Other UA-camrs: This video is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends
Red Bard: *S W O R D S*
*U N L I M I T E D S W O R D S W O R K S*
My ads are made out of swords...
Honestly, Fate is the only series where having cooking utensils makes sense.
Food Wars or Toriko could probably have some. Ngl, I'd buy an Aldini branded mezzaluna knife.
@@drecellthealive8912 I mean, Food wars also makes references to Fate.
@@firepuppies4086 This is Japan, everything references everything.
*stares in dungeon meshi*
Food Wars, Dungeon Meshi, Tondemo Skill, the list goes on.
You say “has enough waifus” when the vast majority of Fate waifus are just Saber in a different hat.
only about a third my friend :)
I'm ...I'm fine with that tbh
Ikr, Scathach is my favorite Saber 😍
HipoSlime Make it 4 if you count Arcueid as Saber since she now has a Saber face!
Too bad. She's just a few out of many. Not counting the dudes.
"Until they ran into Sakura and Rin at the show."
Wait, wait. I've seen this episode of Carnival Phantasm before. It ends badly for him, but not nearly as bad as it ended for Shiki Tohno.
Let's be fair though, Shiki deserved it. Like, he really had it coming.
@@foultarnished3134
Ciel: "And then he ran into my swords. He ran into my swords ten times."
Arcueid, Akiha, Hisui, and Kohaku: "He had it comin'
! He had it comin'! He only had himself to blame!"
@@HumanisticJones FATE/ BLOCK TANGO 😂😂😂😂
What happens?
@@strawberryjam6235 look up Super Badum Date Carnival Phantasm on UA-cam
Who didn’t say the Japanese didn’t have a sense of humor when you look at that ruler with Ruler on it.
"We will follow him on a normal day through his life"
"Why does he have to get up so early on a Sunday? Cause they have 3 back to back dates. Just a NORMAL day for him"
a typical sunday
Harem Protagonist EX
Shirou only takes hardcore fate fans like himself
Can you be absolved of sin using entirely Kirby merchandise?
Yes, that's the point.
If you did that you're already booked your ticket, seat and accomadations for the 9th circle of hell, Treachery.
Can you live entirely off of Star Wars merchandise?
@@adastra7939 probably the 9th circle of hell as well, treachery. For it has already betrayed its fans.
Can you become God with only JoJo Merch?
To be honest, a Gilgamesh exhibit narrated by one of Gilgamesh’s VA’s sounds pretty bomb.
Me as a broke Weeb: Well yes, but actually no
I guess it wasn't your..... FATE? :D
@@DeconvertedMan hah!! i got the joke! ahahahha
Parents: So why do you want to me rich?
Me: Well, there is this franchise called fate....
Y'know. I wasn't really surprised about anything up until the point where I heard that there was a live recital that was also fully recorded of Tomokazu Seki reciting the Epic of Gilgamesh in his Gilgamesh voice. That was the one thing that caused the violent physical reaction of an actual spit take.
Could I survive on jojo merch, if I had money yes
You own a multibillion company, my good sir Speedwagon. How could you not own all JoJo merch in existence?
Tom the Pain Train Conductor its 2019 and im a Gen Z from 2003
@@krmdagger1126 You met Jonathan before you were born. Speedwagon is time traveller confirmed. And it's canon.
@@Circ00mspice the thing is, that's technically true
REO Inu.Speedwagon bro you can make dat merchant with ur waifu Jonathan Joestar face on it X3
This has got to be the most creative way to gush about fandom merch I've ever seen. Generally loving your vids. Thank you for all your hard work.
Drinking game: every time the word 'Fate' is said, drink.
You'll die a legend and become a servant, I guarantee it.
My choice of drink is water.
Your Noble phantasm is just you crying about your problems which kills your opponents out of sheer awkwardness.
@@justas423
Thanks I guess? If this is some pathetic attempt at trolling, I frankly don't care.
Simon Harris He’s saying the people that do the drinking challenge will have that as their noble phantasm.
i dont care about that sword Gilgamesh reciting his own legend is the height of culture (sword would be nice though)
Tomokazu Seki reciting The Epic of Gilgamesh in his Gilgamesh voice is something that I wasn't even expecting, honestly. One of the best things to happen in this decade, no kidding.
Sounds like someone is quite the Gilgamesh fan, but then again, who isn't?
Ishtar
Pedro Okuma only cause she got rejected
Me
9:20 i thought she said fake credit card
@@Pedro-yr8fl nah Ishtar is especially a fan
8:50
I honestly thought there's gonna be Fate condom here.
SAME
AVALON!!!!!
There probably is tbh
Also, this sounds like a carnival phantasm episode.
I need that Ruler ruler
Wait, 3 dates in a day? Jesus what a jerk.
Note: I have never seen this show before and I only know it from Gilgamesh memes.
im laughing at you so hard rn
That's what happens when you have 3 canonical love interests. Also I highly recommend to watch the Carnival Phantasm skit where Shirou and Shiki try to maintain all of their dates
@@sarahebris lol
@@sarahebris love it, it burns up horribly
Chrono xfer and when they just date the main heroines it turns into a horror story
Been so hyped for this!
You're a Fate fan?!?! 😮
@@sarahebris, Nah, just a fan of quality Red Bard content.
Comic Drake got it! Although I still recommend the Fate franchise
Sorry but nothing beats the official evangelion bucket.
The popcorn bucket or the bucket bucket?
I am pretty sure there is a Fate bucket... and if not there will be Fate merch much like Evangelion merch has universal autocorrect and will spring new merch out of the aether to prevent the concept of a piece of merch not existing.
🤝
The real question that scientists ask is "Can you live off of Type-Moon merch?", and the answer is yes. As long as it's Fate merch.
Damn it Nasu, where's that Tsukihime remake?
Isn't it sad, Sacchin?
@@HellecticMojo that thing is like half life 3
Ngl I want that Gilgamesh wall scroll too.(as well as everything else Gil related)
alex escandel In particular, an Axe Body Spray Gilgamesh wall scroll, as Gilgamesh is Axe Body Spray personified.
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick me to
Everythingggg
Same, bruh
NO MINE
fate doesn’t sound like a word anymore
5:02 "Shirou here is a fast thinker and he's got a backup plan..."
Shirou: "But what if...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, delightfully devilish, Shirou!"
I'm sure the breakfast didn't work out because the groceries weren't officially licensed fate merchandise
2019: you can live off of only fate merchandise
2022: you can get a robot saber as your girlfriend
2025: the police is now sponsored by fate, people are now getting arrested by fate characters. Crime is up 50% but police efficiency has doubled.
2026: the first fate sponsored max security prison opens. Prisoners have resorted to brutalising the guards in order to avoid the end of their prison sentence.
2028: an AI approximation of Rin becomes the new empress of the Fate empire. All the world trembles beneath her iron fist.
2030: the last sane person on earth launches a Fate (tm) nuke to wipe out Neo Tokyo. The world descends into madness.
?????: alien archeologists uncover an entire layer of sediment consisting of Fate merch. They conclude it must have been a world religion
They are right
@@jkosch Noice
This... This is how you form a Lostbelt.
@@r.d.drowned9332 Judging from how 2020 is going so far, I can say that 2020 in itself is already a Lostbelt.
Should we call Gudao and the rest of Chaldea to destroy our Earth then?
You can’t escape from crossing fate!!!!
lmao
fight
@@tsutsurii6575 fight me I'm bbtag rn dude
@@kawaiiempoleon8721 sorry cant rn
@@tsutsurii6575 why
So where do I go to get Cu Alter's hotdog in my mouth?
That sentence sounds terrible out of context.
Okay, is bad that as soon as I read this I pictured Queen Medb foaming at the mouth while saying this?
Medb, when did you get a UA-cam?
Shiro obviously kept his Fate wine glasses in his Fate backpack.
No, he kept in his Gate of Babylon.
@@mikedanielespeja6128 no he kept it in his a
Remember he as unlimited blade work
The biggest surprise for me in this video is hearing that Tokiomi is apparently popular. For some reason I never would have thought that.
Tokiomi is such a bland and forgettable character it makes sense, he is the most uninteresting master in F/Z. (On purpose I assume, considering Gil wants to do anything besides be his Servant cause of how brown his nose is.)
can't believe a Fate video was sponsored by swords, the memes have come alive
*Sakura's scented Heaven's Fell perfume*
Smells like someone's finger and Gilgamesh's lungs
With a hint of Shinji
And worms
the fact that you can even ask the question demonstrates that this is the darkest timeline.
I kept hearing “fake” instead of “fate”
Well, there's a LN named Fate/Strange Fake
FEIKAH!!!
FAKER!
I don’t know what to be more terrified of. The amount of Fate merch or how much you know about Fate merch.
A ruler ruler. At least the merchandise has humour
I legit have never been so interested in a sponser
Welp, next has gotta be either Pokémon or Sanrio.
The real question. If he had the chance to see the Saber lingerie, would he have Fate condoms? #staysafe
"Hmm this seems like a fun lancer-fidget spinner" *proceeds to get impaled*
I didn’t know I needed a Ruler ruler until today.
I'm now anticipating Dragon Ball and Sailor Moon Merch! There's a good chance you can survive with merch from those franchises.
Edit: Those clothes campaign's clothes look cool and pretty! And I want that Sanrio makeup sets and that red and black cardigan!
Tiffany-Chan123
Apparently they make Sailor Moon condoms
@@lucymatthews2451 Nice
I kinda know that
Love your pfp, wonder what a surviving off precure merch video would look like
The fact that I recognize every single campaign, and knew people that were considering them tells you I'm in too deep.
I’m not gonna lie, while everything in this video seems like a capitalist merchandising hellhole, I would kill a man for that Gilgamesh museum experience
Nobody:
Jalter: Class Affinity can be whatever I want
that moment when this whole journey of having a triple date is cannon and it actually happened in the anime
that moment when you think of a funny comment just to realize youev already posted that exact comment 7 months ago.......
@@inventor4279 actually it's not.
-Shirou using an alarm clock-
Blasphemy
Was going to say this. Totally shattered my immersion.
he got home back alone because he forgot to wash his teeth with his Fate official toothbrush and tooth paste.
"Can You Live Entirely off of Fate Merchandise?"
I can only eat so many Astolfo waifu pillows until they run out
Ummm... alright I’ll will sleep with my Jeanne d’ Arc waifu pillow.
HISSSSS
... Stop stealing comments.
😝😝😝😝😝
I have an excalibur replica so accurate that it’s invisible
Also FSN came out in 2004! There was a demo in 03 but the official thing came out in 04
I swear, I can find you in the comments of every video on youtube related to Nasuverse.
Can you do a "Can You Life Entirely off of Kamen Rider Merchandise?"
I can imagine that Gaim episode where you wear Gaim Armor as a casual suit
Yes. I must see that. But all that I can think of off the top of my head in terms of food is sausage, fruit gummies, and a whole lot of Christmas cake
0:18 Oh shit Kintoki’s bike is real
I gotta have that.
Yeah I got to take a picture on it during the con. There was even a huge poster of Musashi and you got to pose with replicas of her swords.
...And there was a vr demo with Mash/Arturia
It was glorious.
I thought you were going to say he's been keeping his Fate wine glasses in an official Fate wine glass carrying case.
AHHHH great video we appreciate that the research that must have gone into finding everything so thank you for all ya hard work kennedy and GET THAT SWORD MONEY WOOOO
5:23 I didn't knew canned bread was real. I thought it was only in SpongeBob.
In the famous words of Nero, "Padoru padoru!"
Too bad he was not able to use his "Invisible Air" Condoms. I mean, he could not have used them to make a lovely Baby with Saber. So he could make use of his Unlimited Blade Works romper, the Illya rattle, the special Astolfo pillow and blanket for babies or the Saber themed Fate Stay/Night music box :(
Well.... if shiro can afford all of the fate merchandise he has, he might as well BE Gilgamesh!
He just bribes Gil by saying he's getting stuff to cook for Artoria. Even Gilgamesh must respect the faker's skill
I’m not gonna lie I started trying to dive into fate like two years ago and I learned quick that the pool is TOO DEEP
I want to see an axe body spray commercial voiced by Gilgamesh...
1:37 I have that Excalibur replica. This is a wonderful time to be alive.
Okay, the fact that the voice actor for Gilgamesh actually did an audio book for the Epic of Gilgamesh is *fantastic.*
Can't help but think it rather exposes the show's glaring inaccuracies though...
3:47 see me a fan of fate series and always using axe body spray
"..."
"YOU CAN FUCKING COMBINE THOSE TWO!? SICK!"
Honestly this feels like some kind of assignment I’d end up doing for class.
This video filled me with so much existential dread as I learned about the sheer amount of fate merch. I feel unsettled like I just watched a horror video. Thank you I'm gonna go buy all of that now.
I love this stuff, it's so silly in concept, but the information throughout the video and the mere fact that it's possible makes this a joy to watch, it's never not amusing to hear things like "taking a Fate bus/taxi" and the like.
This kinda reminds me of those "Can you beat X video game under specific condition?" type of stuff, but in real life, which makes it better.
I really hope this becomes a recurring series on the channel, because it seems like there's *a lot* of series that have enough merch for this to be possible.
Congratulations on not only getting sponsored by swords, but now that you have your very own sword you can finally go into battle. Your opponent will be dr cullens friend superbutterbuns. Just be careful because she has a lot of swords
Shirou "i love swords so much" Emiya, a truly man of culture
Good God......
I like "The Fate Series" just as much as anyone else, but......
I would go insane if I had to go through all of this madness! O_O
I love seeing your videos come across my feed!
While you were talking, I was being sponsored by the blade.
A collab you didn't find! Baby the Stars Shine Bright for the first Fate/Heaven's Feel movie, there was a dress that was a replica of the dress Sakura wears on the cover.
i have honestly been waiting for this video from a while from you, i was actually very surprised not to see this on your video list seeing as you had one for neon genesis evangelion, also the next theme you i recommend you should do for one of these should be one piece or Naruto.
I'm not sure if it's possible with many other series, but I'd love to see more videos covering all of the wild merch some anime can get! Anyway, thanks for the great video!
thank u so much for this, i was thinking about someone needing to do this for several weeks now
Thanks for the great video red bard!
so now if someone invade your house you can yell "EX-CALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR" while running at them with your sword above your head
Didn't even know I needed this. Thank you.
I’ve never watched Fate, but I’d live this day, just for the extravagance.
I loved your Eva vid so much, I'm really looking forward to watching this when I have the time.
Of course the sponsor for Fate related video is "SwordGuy" store
The amount of research that was put into this... respect bro
Re: "I wanna get into Fate, but I don't know where to start!"
Don't worry--I made a guide about where to start a few months ago!
ua-cam.com/video/M_sx7vv6B6c/v-deo.html
this is so interesting
oh god, i've never clicked that subscribe button so fast before.
Why do I feel like I just watched one long advertisement for fate/ merchandise
Welp that astolfo figure at the beginning is standing right next to me and I love it
I love these, it should be an official series of yours lol. If you do more, love live is a great place to start. They have a lot of crazy stuff similar to what’s in this video, like escape rooms, credit cards, ties, shoes, etc and basically anything you can imagine tbh. Hawaiian shirts, car mirrors, tablets, gum, seasoning, scrunchies, luggage, chargers, film strips, pizza, shoelaces, pom poms, earmuffs, calculators, walkmans, god I cant even think of it all. I’m a big weird love live merch collector, so I know a lot about it lmao. Would definitely make for a good video
I see gilgamesh abs I click