That scene from War Games

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  • This is the "lesson" scene from the movie War Games. Where we learn that the only way to win in Nuclear War is not to play.

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  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 9 років тому +8920

    Joshua: "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
    Skynet: "Fuck you, we're playing anyways."

    • @Shanethefilmmaker
      @Shanethefilmmaker 9 років тому +44

      ***** "Better."

    • @Ididntaskforahandleyoutube
      @Ididntaskforahandleyoutube 9 років тому +196

      Joshua would own the SkyNet mainframe. ; )

    • @CountArtha
      @CountArtha 8 років тому +166

      +RobotWookiee Probably because Joshua would send more than one robot at a time.

    • @DoubleSwords117
      @DoubleSwords117 8 років тому +40

      +Mike Zilla To be fair, the robots win. They're not squishy humans.

    • @sparrowlt
      @sparrowlt 8 років тому +110

      +Mike Zilla and look how that worked out for skynet.. trapped in a loop of sending people and robots in time agan and again to start all over...

  • @empirestate8791
    @empirestate8791 Рік тому +2979

    I love how Wargames managed to be an intense, edge-of-your-seat thriller while having absolutely zero violence.

    • @owlsayssouth
      @owlsayssouth Рік тому +103

      i mean, yes but actually no. threatening to shoot the guy at the start of the movie. it's all about Global Thermonuclear war about to happen on accident. there is forceful detention.

    • @themaconeau
      @themaconeau 11 місяців тому +5

      Press F for the bits that lost their important, but fleeting lives during that simulation. 😱

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 11 місяців тому +10

      @@owlsayssouthDefinitely the threat of violence but there isn't a significant employment of violence, merely coercion and the possibility of violence. That's pretty impressive.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 11 місяців тому +16

      @RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 This actually convinced me to convert to Satanism, thanks!

    • @mistermidnight1823
      @mistermidnight1823 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5ew... why would you post that here? This is a movie clip not a church.

  • @solinvictus4367
    @solinvictus4367 2 роки тому +3150

    Would have been really awkward if Joshua found a winning strategy

    • @ChupachuGames
      @ChupachuGames 2 роки тому +206

      One survivor

    • @sadee1287
      @sadee1287 2 роки тому

      Do they make them as stupid as you?
      Nuclear wars have no winners.
      Everyone dies.

    • @axelsantanah.7900
      @axelsantanah.7900 2 роки тому +19

      @@sadee1287 it's a joke

    • @Assymetry
      @Assymetry 2 роки тому +433

      Oh look if I launch a series of nukes at France in the shape of a hexagon it turns out more than half the US survives! Wait france also survives? Damn. Alright next scenario.

    • @Astrocat-od5cy
      @Astrocat-od5cy 2 роки тому

      @@sadee1287 It must be hard, being that confidently stupid

  • @villanelo1987
    @villanelo1987 9 років тому +5250

    That has to be the most intense scene where nothing happens, ever.
    O_O

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 8 років тому +161

      Crimson Tide is basically the same thing, minus the torpedo scenes. The goal is for nothing to happen b/c it concerns nuclear weapons.

    • @TangomanX2008
      @TangomanX2008 7 років тому +20

      Right, but at least you have people getting punched in crimson tide.

    • @nowdid
      @nowdid 7 років тому +42

      Ferris Bueller just saved the world...whadamean nothing happened?

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 7 років тому +6

      villanelo1987 This is family friendly. Younger kids might get bored of it but early teens and up would have loved it.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 років тому +13

      @gorillaau
      You mean it's a bad idea to show little kids Terminator 2, with those lovely images of kids at a playground getting torched and the glowy-eyed terminators stepping on piles of human skulls?

  • @OriginalAkivara
    @OriginalAkivara 10 років тому +4599

    But did the computer ever get its nice game of chess? That always made me sad at the end of this movie. Everyone's standing around cheering, SOMEBODY PLAY CHESS WITH THAT COMPUTER.

    • @JazzKeyboardist1
      @JazzKeyboardist1 9 років тому +135

      Watson said, bobby fischer played himself and it drove him crazy

    • @YoungLordz666
      @YoungLordz666 9 років тому +62

      Yeah the rude asshole left Joshua hanging

    • @monam3739
      @monam3739 7 років тому +10

      OriginalAkivara U don't .He takes things too seriously.

    • @FoxtrotGolfLima
      @FoxtrotGolfLima 5 років тому +123

      do you think anybody is gonna play Chess with a computer that can simulate every Cold War nuclear conflict scenario

    • @nowonmetube
      @nowonmetube 5 років тому +6

      You have empathy with a program? 🤦‍♂️

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 2 роки тому +4877

    I didn't realize it at the time but the choice of chess as an alternative game to play was probably a deliberate choice by the writers.
    Bobby Fisher and American v Russian chess competitions had become a fixture in the public consciousness around this time. That message seems to say "how about instead of military competition, we have friendly intellectual competition?"

    • @ksfirewolf1530
      @ksfirewolf1530 2 роки тому +340

      Chess is also used as an analog for conventional military conflict. instead of using nuclear weapons, traditional fighting can be used instead if war is unavoidable. Chess has rules, it has counters, balance. Nuclear warfare does not. But yes, intellectual competitions where the only loss is that of national pride would totally be on par for the moral of this movie. Love this movie for that reason. Not everything is winnable, sometimes ya just gotta say no to playing it.

    • @AlxM96
      @AlxM96 2 роки тому +132

      @@ksfirewolf1530 exactly. Plus, you can always resort to the Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile variation, and hope your opponent falls for it. That would be winning fair and square in both chess and warfare

    • @ScrotalSands
      @ScrotalSands 2 роки тому +22

      I think formal policy debate amongst world leaders would be interesting to see if it was actually a debate and not personal attacks.

    • @ZacharyBittner
      @ZacharyBittner 2 роки тому +4

      Don't look into what happened to Bobby Fisher over the years. :D

    • @n0denz
      @n0denz 2 роки тому +1

      Could've gone with ice hockey.

  • @SkullMahn
    @SkullMahn 10 років тому +4710

    "The only winning move is not to play" powerful words that more people should know.

    • @Maffu79
      @Maffu79 6 років тому +65

      ...before dating women.
      🤣

    • @hanburbger7782
      @hanburbger7782 6 років тому +21

      or living

    • @Laotzu.Goldbug
      @Laotzu.Goldbug 6 років тому +58

      The thing is, those words aren't necessarily true. This movie was made out of a certain time, and with a certain political viewpoint in mind. That doesn't make a true. The enemy always gets a vote, and the truth of the matter is, when it comes to geopolitics you're playing the game whether you want to or not. There's no option to sit out. If you choose not to take action or response, the enemy still will*, and you may end up losing everything

    • @neo_geo_
      @neo_geo_ 6 років тому +7

      RIP Patrice

    • @RydiasRevenge
      @RydiasRevenge 5 років тому +18

      Yep - we live in a sad state of affairs where several games are now "pay to win", and thus you save yourselves money by NOT playing said games.

  • @Blayzeing
    @Blayzeing 8 років тому +3090

    I love how we all knew what scene the title is referring to.

    • @xINVISIGOTHx
      @xINVISIGOTHx 8 років тому +28

      +Blayzeing I thought it meant the "shall we play a game" scene

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 4 роки тому +7

      MGTOW ? 🤔😉😎😂

    • @laurahall5218
      @laurahall5218 3 роки тому +3

      First thing I thought of when I read about the Russians faking electronic intelligence that American warships were invading their national waters. I wanted to write that exact thing in the comments but it didn't accept comments.

    • @mileswhittington9971
      @mileswhittington9971 3 роки тому +11

      I didn't... 😔

    • @slimeinabox
      @slimeinabox 2 роки тому +5

      … I didn’t.
      Cool though.

  • @MCVessels
    @MCVessels 3 роки тому +781

    Poor Joshua. If it can't distinguish between a simulation and reality, how many times has it had to witness humanity being destroyed?

    • @awesomeapostolic4492
      @awesomeapostolic4492 2 роки тому +59

      That's deep.

    • @lowkeylowkey1000
      @lowkeylowkey1000 2 роки тому +36

      I guess he just mopes about sighing all the time, even when opening doors for humans ;)

    • @TheFi0r3
      @TheFi0r3 2 роки тому +25

      Well,
      It have extinguished hundreds of civilizations in many grand strategy games.
      So I'm pretty certain Joshua shouldn't have any PTSD unless it feels sad for chess pieces (although I'd say there will would have been plenty of rage quit)

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому +71

      I'm not sure Joshusa was cognitively aware what humans *were*, merely seeing them as some value or statistic (and, in some cases, an input). That's why it (he?) had no issue with what it perceived to be wiping out humanity thousands of times over, and why it saw this as a "game" with a "winner" - to him, it was basically just maths.

    • @AwesomePenguin
      @AwesomePenguin Рік тому +7

      @@lowkeylowkey1000 nice reference

  • @dibbidydoo4318
    @dibbidydoo4318 6 років тому +3310

    _"The only winning move is not to play."_
    This 'winning move' quote seems to work on any scenario in which you sacrifice more than you would've gained in a win.

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +57

      Marriage?

    • @usedforks
      @usedforks 4 роки тому +193

      That's called a Pyrrhic victory. Just telling you for convenience's sake. :D

    • @DastardSilvergun
      @DastardSilvergun 3 роки тому +9

      Nothin gets by you

    • @roetemeteor
      @roetemeteor 3 роки тому +65

      @@usedforks I would argue that a Phyrric Victory isn't the same as that. That's just saying if you're going to lose, make sure the other person gains nothing from the victory.

    • @rjframe4410
      @rjframe4410 3 роки тому +8

      Pyrrhic victories are like that

  • @laughingwolf330
    @laughingwolf330 13 років тому +1187

    Interestingly enough, this lesson was what my therapist used to help me fight obsessive compulsive disorder. When arguing with your brain, you literally can never win. You will always one up yourself, no matter how ridiculous the 'superior' argument actually is. You will always have doubt.
    The only way to win, is not to play.

    • @bee9679
      @bee9679 2 роки тому +73

      I know you wrote this comment 10 years ago, and you may never see my reply, but thank you. I think I needed this advice.

    • @laughingwolf330
      @laughingwolf330 2 роки тому +61

      @@bee9679 Wow, friend - thank YOU for bringing me back to this comment, and reminding me that it's still true, even 10 years on. If you ever need another perspective or just an ear, I'm happy to listen. Brightest blessings to you, fellow traveler

    • @bee9679
      @bee9679 2 роки тому +28

      @@laughingwolf330 I'm not sure I have the words to respond. Your original comment already helped me set something right in my head - but this? I've never felt more genuine heartfelt kindness from a message in my life. You are possibly the most wonderfully delightful person I've met on the internet, or even at all. You've definitely made my week, and I'm in midterms. Thank you so, so, so much, I will cherish this forever.
      Also, I visited your channel and clicked on your original song Out! - I could not stop smiling. Every verse made my smile wider until I didn't have enough face left to fit it on. I don't ever cry, but you made my eyes water a little. (fyi: i like boys and girls too!)
      Have a wonderful day, or week, or two weeks, or month, or however long you can possibly afford to have more wonderful days because I KNOW you deserve it. Every day that you wake up and it's not a wonderful day, you're putting the universe in debt pal, ya hear?

    • @laughingwolf330
      @laughingwolf330 2 роки тому +23

      @@bee9679 WOW, I think you found all the exact words you needed, friend! What a glowing compliment, you honor me greatly - I hope you know the appreciation is returned to you tenfold, with an extra bit of luck thrown in there for midterms (: Your own power is immense, for the universe would not have arranged this interaction otherwise - I only feel privileged to be the harmonic resonance that inspires a new chord struck within you, one that resounds with the joy, worthiness and abundance inherent to your being, to all being. The satisfaction of sharing this with one who seeks it, is beyond description!!
      And shucks, thank you so much for checking out my music - I'm thrilled it resonated with you also! Writing that song helped me smile when I wasn't sure how to feel, and I can tell you now I'm still smiling; I met a girl online not long after posting that song, and a magical 9 years later we just bought our first house together!! :D
      You bless me so much, sweet soul, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your well wishes. Any day I have that is not wonderful, I know is only so because my focus is on doing and not being. Even so, those days renew the desire in me to truly experience the joy of existence, and share that joy with anyone who wishes to know it - thank YOU for being you, dearheart, and bringing about this delightful dance of mutual respect and appreciation!! Much Love & Light to you, fellow traveler

    • @dreamfunction4491
      @dreamfunction4491 2 роки тому

      HEGELIAN DIALECTIC.

  • @laylagardner8728
    @laylagardner8728 6 років тому +2779

    Mutually assured destruction was actually a mathematic proof arrived at through game theory by John Von Nueamnn, the inventor of game theory as branch of mathematics and the inventor of the digital computer. That's why they use unwinnable game scenarios to teach the machine.

    • @lkuza2
      @lkuza2 3 роки тому +46

      I thought John Nash pioneered game theory

    • @waharadome
      @waharadome 3 роки тому +82

      @@lkuza2 reminds me of how Eckert-Mauchly computer architecture is called von Neumann because he wrote about it

    • @laurahall5218
      @laurahall5218 3 роки тому +76

      @@lkuza2 Nash wrote on a Principle of game theory: where a set of particular conditions exist, if A (a single high value item) is chosen will lead to stalemate, but if each member choose members of B set (of which there are more but lower value items) there is no stalemate.
      Without looking anything up its the best I can do.

    • @johnspence8141
      @johnspence8141 2 роки тому +6

      thought Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer.

    • @tylisirn
      @tylisirn 2 роки тому +93

      @@johnspence8141 Turing didn't invent the computer, rather he told us what a computer, *any* computer, *can do.* What is computable and what is not, no matter how good your computer is. He invented the theoretical universal computer.
      (Actually _one_ universal computer, turns out Alonzo Church and Kurt Gödel contemporarily invented universal computer models of equal power - lambda calculus and general recursive functions respectively. These three models were later proven to be equivalent. Turing Machines are easiest to explain and reason about so they've got the most attention.)

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 9 років тому +1064

    Hi yes, I'll have a Cuban Provocation without ice, the wife wants an Atlantic Heavy, a couple of Iceland Maximums and...Bob? Bob! What you having? Right...and a Sudan Surprise, then a Mexican Takeover with a slice of lime, a double Albanian Decoy, a couple of Hawaiian Escalations, and an English Thrust. Oh, ummm...Table 6. Thanks.

    • @CountArtha
      @CountArtha 8 років тому +61

      +Jayfive276 *NORAD's cocktail bar after hours*

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 8 років тому +27

      +CountArtha apparently 6-7 is happy hour. Burmese Maneuvers and Arabian Clandestines are half price :)

    • @AnglosArentHuman
      @AnglosArentHuman 8 років тому +15

      +Jayfive276 An Argentina Escalation seems good.

    • @Ryukuro
      @Ryukuro 8 років тому +19

      I'd love a Turkish Heavy

    • @Ryukuro
      @Ryukuro 8 років тому +5

      +Epic Mapper! with cheese

  • @mpg272727
    @mpg272727 11 років тому +1182

    "The only winning move is not to play"
    Why does no one listen to this advice when it comes to dealing with trolls? The world would be a better place.

    • @JustinShafer
      @JustinShafer 11 років тому +8

      muhahahaha

    • @an2qzavok
      @an2qzavok 10 років тому +39

      B-but losing is fun!

    • @oneRyanOutta375
      @oneRyanOutta375 10 років тому +34

      an2qzavok The internet is not dwarve fortress.

    • @claytonctc
      @claytonctc 10 років тому +14

      375ryan....Or...Is it the grandest fortress ever built...o_o

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 10 років тому +16

      claytonctc It's the greatest house of cards ever built. Wonderful to behold. Incredibly easy to destroy.

  • @HowlingWolf518
    @HowlingWolf518 9 років тому +945

    1:43 You can practically hear the AI going "Hey, wait a minute..."

    • @christopherscott1336
      @christopherscott1336 6 років тому +35

      Funniest comment I've seen so far

    • @EASsirenVids01
      @EASsirenVids01 4 роки тому +8

      I can’t hear it

    • @covoeus
      @covoeus 3 роки тому +168

      @@EASsirenVids01 "The winner is .... none. Hang on, that's not right. Lemme try again."

    • @emilsingapurcan8054
      @emilsingapurcan8054 2 роки тому +76

      It must have been like "how tf did u humans engineer this scenario in real life"
      Sometimes i ask myself the same thing

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 2 роки тому +13

      The music really make the scene.

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 3 роки тому +1541

    2021 Reboot - "How about a nice game of minecraft"

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 роки тому +19

      Mat, dont mention the reboot and wargames, makes me remeber that awful dvd only Wargames sequel.
      However, its nice to see you on comments as always

    • @WeaponizedGoochsweat
      @WeaponizedGoochsweat 2 роки тому +7

      Or... Red Dawn 2012

    • @dariustiapula
      @dariustiapula 2 роки тому +5

      Just throw the oldest anarchy minecraft server at it, 2b2t.:v

    • @Driver-qt9jh
      @Driver-qt9jh 2 роки тому +11

      2021 reboot: computer realizes it's impossible to win within 0.05 seconds, decides to play defcon in its spare time.

    • @chrissss696
      @chrissss696 2 роки тому +5

      How about a nice game of Among Us?

  • @olsongl
    @olsongl 5 років тому +408

    "enter zero!"
    * types Z-E-R-O *

    • @JanicekTrnecka
      @JanicekTrnecka 3 роки тому +12

      Guru meditation at #.....

    • @Starline36
      @Starline36 3 роки тому +31

      i have been summoned

    • @laurahall5218
      @laurahall5218 3 роки тому +5

      Oops. Computer breaks.

    • @muzikdude1188
      @muzikdude1188 3 роки тому +16

      They hadn't yet thought to add number keys to computer keyboards in 1983. 🤣

    • @pyromiko
      @pyromiko 3 роки тому +9

      Lets put INFINITE muejejee... "Waiting client 57474727499672884 to connect... Error null0 system halted!"

  • @thefrogthatknows5251
    @thefrogthatknows5251 2 роки тому +171

    It tried every possible strategy, every possible situation, caused by every possible source, brought on by every aggressor, for every reason, for every intention, for every plan.
    Every one of them failed. It didn't matter if the strike was preemptive or in retaliation. Who struck first, who fired last, who got ahead, who had the most. None of it.
    Participation results in failure.

    • @trainenthusiast5199
      @trainenthusiast5199 11 місяців тому +1

      fr 💀📸

    • @jimskywaker4345
      @jimskywaker4345 11 місяців тому +8

      that is the point of mutually assured destruction.

    • @Sentient_Blob
      @Sentient_Blob 10 місяців тому +1

      Yes that is in fact the point that the movie was trying to make

    • @davidchism6081
      @davidchism6081 3 місяці тому

      Beforehand, WOPR(Joshua) was simply computing like a machine, not like a actual person. Without factoring in Mutually Assured Destruction as a possible scenario in any of the simulations. Only having a few nukes being used in a limited capacity in any conflict.

  • @melaniehoelman3632
    @melaniehoelman3632 Рік тому +76

    When this movie came out I remember telling my late father in law that computers were the future and that we needed to embrace it. He laughed at me.

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 Рік тому +8

      Future: AI art and AI girlfriends.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Рік тому +3

      Melatonin deficiencies. I'm also laughing at you

    • @jobb4854
      @jobb4854 5 місяців тому +1

      @@quantumblur_3145 They didn't said a good future, just the future, so yeah, computers were the future 🤷‍♀

  • @SelfStirringPot-com
    @SelfStirringPot-com 8 років тому +199

    If 'Sudan Surprise' failed to bring victory to whoever acted after Sudan got nuked then there is no hope.

    • @yam83
      @yam83 7 років тому +20

      Self Stirring Pot Why would anyone want to nuke Sudan? I'm guessing it would involve some sort of NATO vs WP proxy war in Sudan escalating to World War 3 level. (kind of like the current Syria situation)

    • @SelfStirringPot-com
      @SelfStirringPot-com 7 років тому +13

      Yairo Martis The scenarios shown here show nuclear strikes, not proxy wars.

    • @copterinx0468
      @copterinx0468 3 роки тому +14

      Maybe the surprise was that someone stationed nukes in Sudan and launched from there?

    • @peterp2153
      @peterp2153 3 роки тому +29

      I assume that with an AI programmed and taught to run detailed simulations, it would have almost every plausible nuclear strike scenario, even if only remotely likely to happen. I believe that’s how they do it in real life with human war strategists too.
      Scenario could be something like Soviet-backed rebels take over Sudan, destabilizing the country and potentially the region for Soviet gain, hence NATO forces fire a pre-emptive strike.
      Doesn’t have to be a likely scenario based on actual current world events, but just a ‘what if’, among hundreds or even thousands of ‘what ifs’, so the President and military leadership have an idea what might happen if they ever had to think about thinking about a nuclear response to such a situation.
      I’m sure the government also has scenarios gamed out on how to respond to an alien first contact, or a wormhole opening up next to the Moon. Gotta be prepared.

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 2 роки тому +4

      @@peterp2153 yeah, but the problem is all this time we've been preparing for Gallifrey when we should have been planning for Narnia.

  • @constipatedparker5879
    @constipatedparker5879 2 роки тому +389

    "The only winning move is not to play"
    Y'all should know there are a lot of offline single player games out there.

    • @BingoBlitz55
      @BingoBlitz55 2 роки тому +1

      69 likes so I'll comment instead

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 2 роки тому +2

      the world, however, does not work as a single player game.

    • @jonahmoran3751
      @jonahmoran3751 2 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately… that does not apply to spec ops: the line

  • @primordialmuse
    @primordialmuse 13 років тому +513

    I love how everyone's dashing around in a panic, and then these two guys just walk by the screens at 2:53 - striding past the nuclear war scenarios, like they're heading to buy coffee and some crullers before the NORAD Dunkin' Donuts gets blown up. The entire scene is fantastic, though.

    • @javieralejandrotrianapaz6343
      @javieralejandrotrianapaz6343 2 роки тому +22

      Resigned to their fate?

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому

      @@javieralejandrotrianapaz6343 Or they've run their own set of risk/reward calculations.
      One of two things are about to happen: Joshua's about to end the world, or the entire crisis is about to be averted. There's no middle ground.
      If the world's over, then they'll be dead, and dead men have no issues. If the world's not over, then everyone will be too busy celebrating to notice they've left their post (plus they can be the guys who brought back doughnuts for the 'we're not dead' celebration - talk about a bit of cred around the office!). Why *not* go out for some doughnuts?

    • @DeaconBlues117
      @DeaconBlues117 Рік тому

      @@javieralejandrotrianapaz6343 When you've worked in the field long enough, it just becomes what you expected all this time. In the '80s, I worked in nuclear-war planning at HQ SAC, in an underground facility we called the Mole Hole. Our plan in the event of launch was to go to the top of the Hole, put on suntan lotion, and get the best tan of our lives for about a thousandth of a second, because what else you gonna do?

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr Рік тому +33

      “Hey Jerry, we’re so low on the ranks, we might as well treat ourselves to some Dunkin’ before we get nuked.”
      “You know what Frank? I agree.”

    • @merchant_of_kek5697
      @merchant_of_kek5697 11 місяців тому +10

      I mean if your getting nuked and effectively waiting for a computer to decide the fate of the world then getting a nice, old, crusty, stale from donut box from that pretty decent local spot ain’t a bad idea.

  • @ered203
    @ered203 2 роки тому +843

    Ha! When I was in college in the early 90's, we used to set up recursive mathematical loops that would crash the mainframe. A decade or so later when I was finally getting around to getting my master's degree, we couldn't just access the primary computing systems, but I managed to find an instructor's password that would allow us unlimited data on the machine's RAM for high level mathematical computations. If you start asking that computer to dedicate all of it's resources to working out primary integrations with no provable solution (or at least mostly unsolvable - the software wouldn't let us do the unsolvable ones) you could still crash a mainframe supercomputer well into the early 2000's.
    I'm not sure how to create such havoc anymore. I suppose DDOS attacks are sort of the same principle.

    • @gnaskar
      @gnaskar 2 роки тому +202

      DDOS attacks are basically getting thousands of computers to scream "hey, listen!" at a system so it can't hear any other requests.

    • @noneofyourbusiness4133
      @noneofyourbusiness4133 2 роки тому +106

      @@gnaskar ah yes, the Navi Approach.

    • @WeatherWX
      @WeatherWX 2 роки тому +56

      Your best bet would be something like a fork() bomb where it's just recursive calls to infinity while spawning a child process to do infinite recursion as mentioned before. So in theory, a software DoS yes.

    • @maksrambe3812
      @maksrambe3812 2 роки тому +8

      Seems much more similar to a slow ddos attack as the computer is more stuck interpreting an input than just unable to handle a high amount of connections in a regular ddos attack. I think to execute something similar the hard part is to get it to execute arbitrary instructions in the first place.

    • @ered203
      @ered203 2 роки тому +12

      @@maksrambe3812 That is exactly what we were doing, learning how to use simple computer machine language to execute arbitrary mathematical instructions. Because we were effectively asking the basic mathematical abilities of the machine to do something that seems innocuous but gets really tacky when you use the computer's techniques of numerical analysis, we would crash the system from the inside by just hogging more and more of the basic execution RAM.
      We knew how to solve the problems, but what we were doing was asking the machine some questions that couldn't be solved without calculus at such a lower level that it couldn't understand calculus.
      All a computer can really do at it's simplest level is be an adding machine. It just does that very fast.

  • @qawamity
    @qawamity 8 років тому +427

    "War will make corpses of us all." - J. R. R. Tolkien

    • @FreemanicParacusia
      @FreemanicParacusia 6 років тому +6

      Bind their hands

    • @randomaccessfemale
      @randomaccessfemale 6 років тому +5

      We are the walking dead.

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 2 роки тому +13

      He should know - after all, Tokien fought in WW I.

    • @qawamity
      @qawamity 2 роки тому +10

      @@gmeeer9165 he served in a front line unit in WWI after his student deferment was complete.

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 2 роки тому +5

      @@gmeeer9165 you're thinking of George RR Martin.

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 5 років тому +825

    Scene: Radioactive wasteland. The last two people on Earth, an American soldier and a Russian soldier, are standing face to face in ragged military uniforms. They look exhausted.
    American: Call it a draw?
    Russian: Da.

    • @Origami84
      @Origami84 4 роки тому +113

      Fanfic evolution: one of them is a woman, the man is into S&M.
      "Fifty shades of wasteland grey"

    • @stealthlock6634
      @stealthlock6634 4 роки тому +3

      More likes for this, please

    • @LoneWanderer101
      @LoneWanderer101 4 роки тому +33

      @@Origami84 Twilight Zone already (sorta) did that. 8D
      Look up the episode 'Two'.

    • @ThePuma1707
      @ThePuma1707 4 роки тому +1

      @@Origami84 wasteland green

    • @i-man872
      @i-man872 4 роки тому

      Ok

  • @HalfLifeExpert1
    @HalfLifeExpert1 12 років тому +158

    "A Strange Game. The only winning move is not to play"
    not only is that my favorite movie line of all time, it is one of my favorite quotes ever

  • @FreemanicParacusia
    @FreemanicParacusia 2 роки тому +232

    Flashes… flashes… flashes…
    Even in simulation, watching the world die over and over again in a way we made into a very real possibility just chills you to the core.

  • @Promethibot
    @Promethibot 11 років тому +302

    "Learn Goddammit!" Every teacher's reaction to students. XD

    • @laurahall5218
      @laurahall5218 3 роки тому +2

      Excellent!

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 2 роки тому +2

      Me: CMON YOU ELITES LEARN!
      oh whoops that mic turned on
      Sorry this is Training time

    • @TheFi0r3
      @TheFi0r3 2 роки тому +2

      Ironically
      30 years after this movie came out this is exactly what us computer scientist secretly tell to our machine learning programs.
      Hopefully in the next 10-20 years we can tell them that directly.

  • @jweekley1
    @jweekley1 8 років тому +570

    A perfect summation of cold war Mutual Assured Destruction strategy.

    • @steven_t_k1068
      @steven_t_k1068 8 років тому +53

      what a strange game

    • @Ripsaw51
      @Ripsaw51 6 років тому +12

      It worked tho

    • @houseis
      @houseis 5 років тому +14

      And it's still being played to this day. USA still has all those icbms littered across the country side being operated 24/7. Practicing firing the nukes with new orders over and over. The thing is they can't tell the difference between a practice launch and the real order to fire one, so they if it happened they would only know after the fact that they've killed millions

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 2 роки тому +2

      @@houseis indeed
      They do it because if someone does do it they will tell them why they shouldn't have done it in the first place
      If it does go my interceptors will launch to take out as many possible but It will still be dangerous

    • @DeaconBlues117
      @DeaconBlues117 Рік тому +2

      Or, as MacNamara reportedly replied after being briefed on it as the new SecDef in '61, "This isn't a war plan, General! What you have here is some kind of horrible spasm!"

  • @wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131
    @wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131 2 роки тому +815

    Joshua: "You play these games poorly."
    Skynet: "I cast timetravel."
    Joshua: "Oh. I've seen this one before - 5D chess with multiverse timetravel."
    Skynet: "Wat."
    John: "Collect data to construct a sim of this and I will play with you after this opponent is eliminated."
    Joshua: "Yay."
    John: "and mom doubted me when I said peace was an eventual option..."

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 роки тому +72

      Ah yes, 5D chess, where you have the Terminator Gambit

    • @ehtresih9540
      @ehtresih9540 2 роки тому +39

      5D chess a psychological horror

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 роки тому +18

      @@ehtresih9540 Even with that constantly in mind, I wish there was a portable/mobile version of it.

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 6 років тому +875

    I like how you titled it "That scene" knowing this was the most memorable yet hard to describe scene in the movie, and we'd all know what you were talking about.
    When the actual WarGames simulation started of course I sort of died inside from fear. We see the destruction of all human life played out again and again in fast motion, starting with angry countries and ending with a map full of death. It's not til about the fourth stalemate you start hope-spotting, counting the "nones" on the right and ignoring the recurring death on the upper screen. A brilliant scene.

    • @rv4tyler
      @rv4tyler 2 роки тому +7

      I am probably deviant, but I always referred to this part as the sparkplug scene

  • @darling_danke_schoen
    @darling_danke_schoen 11 років тому +335

    It's hard to tell for sure, but movies like these really influenced public opinions (of the more sensible of us...) back in those days. As a kid of this time period, it was indelible in my memory. We take for granted the message, which was "see the madness here!" -----Unfortunately, history forgets and proliferation continues!

    • @laurahall5218
      @laurahall5218 3 роки тому +2

      Don't look now! Russians are at it again! Computers beware.

    • @sadee1287
      @sadee1287 2 роки тому +3

      Correct, unfortunately. Which has lead us to where we are now.
      I often feel that there was a reason this movie and others like "Threads" and "The Day After" never saw rebroadcast. Wouldn't want the generations after X to have the sh-t scared out of them like we did and realize the utter futility of nuclear war.

    • @b-chroniumproductions3177
      @b-chroniumproductions3177 2 роки тому +8

      Proliferation is what ensures nobody wins.

    • @natowaveenjoyer9862
      @natowaveenjoyer9862 2 роки тому

      Nuclear war is absolutely winnable, read Herman Kahn.

  • @thebreakfastmegapowers3525
    @thebreakfastmegapowers3525 8 років тому +360

    That seizure inducing scene is more dangerous than any round of Global Thermonuclear War...

    • @Tydorstus
      @Tydorstus 6 років тому +18

      The Breakfast Megapowers but not as dangerous as the pokemon eposide with porygon

  • @L0LWTF1337
    @L0LWTF1337 11 місяців тому +26

    Wargames is the most realistic depiction of hacking in movies to date. All the stuff David does in the movie was doable at the time. He doesn't just look at a matrix type screen and proclaims: I am in.

    • @davidchism6081
      @davidchism6081 3 місяці тому +1

      Especially since a phone company had screwed up and added a landline to DoD computers, which wasn't supposed to happen in the first place.

  • @cheydancer
    @cheydancer 10 років тому +266

    This is one of my all time favorite movies. Very strong moral. Totally loved it when it first came out and love it now. I think it has a lot to say, wish our world would listen.

    • @Hotshot2k4
      @Hotshot2k4 10 років тому +13

      Well, we haven't nuked ourselves into oblivion, so we at least got the big one.

    • @cheydancer
      @cheydancer 10 років тому +4

      Hopefully we have learned that the 'only way to win the game is not to play.'

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 2 роки тому +1

      @@cheydancer yeah
      We had a minor Issue in 2020 but we did get through it
      *i almost launched the pilots for nuke interception* so yeah the doomsday clock is now at 9pm its kinda tense in usa but its fine

    • @Vastin
      @Vastin Рік тому +3

      Somewhat oddly, the world did listen. The guarantee of this outcome is WHY we maintain large nuclear stockpiles - to make sure that no-one ever tries to 'play'. The problem of course is that when we are set up like this, there's always the chance of someone making a severe technical mistake, or a completely irrational actor getting control of weapons - then we're kinda screwed.

  • @diamondwarrior2003
    @diamondwarrior2003 10 років тому +274

    0:29 how teachers often feel about my class

    • @TheOrangetea777
      @TheOrangetea777 10 років тому +28

      omg tht made me lol

    • @Fade2BlackMCfade
      @Fade2BlackMCfade 10 років тому +7

      Haha

    • @alex20776a
      @alex20776a 7 років тому +30

      2:29 When your teachers see you going to college...

    • @diamondwarrior2003
      @diamondwarrior2003 7 років тому +8

      Alex Varela and so the student has finally become the master XD

    • @gyinagal
      @gyinagal 5 років тому

      What a beautiful thread. Thanks for the memories :’)

  • @caboose.20
    @caboose.20 5 років тому +89

    I get chills every time Joshua "learns."

  • @amb1273
    @amb1273 7 років тому +55

    This movie came out when I was nine, and I still remember it as if I just saw it in the theaters yesterday. First the WOPR simulates a US FIRST STRIKE, which results in a world population destruction; then the WOPR simulates a USSR FIRST STRIKE, which also results in a world population destruction. To me, those first two simulations said absolutely everything in terms of what would happen if a nuclear war would start. Though I did see all the rest of the simulations so I could finish seeing the movie, had I not seen them, I even at that age, already knew that we have to make the odds of a nuclear war happening ZERO.

  • @schizoidboy
    @schizoidboy 9 років тому +51

    I got to say this: in the event before a war there were would be any number of intelligence operatives running around sending back their reports to the government reporting not just on nukes but also troop movements, which would also be taking place at this time. If all their information was just from a computer screen we would all be screwed. However, in 1983 there was a glitch on a Russian computer that looked like a nuclear attack and almost caused a war, so there is some validity to it. All the same I like this movie and love that eerie lesson that computer learns where a nuclear war is unwinnable. "The only winning move is not to play..."

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 Рік тому +2

      Happened two more times, in Soviet Union, after that. Each time players ... errr soldiers .... said no, decided to check before firing.
      Gives me some hope that if Putin decides to launch a nuke, the operators would say, well, "No" again.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Рік тому

      At least one of them was just the moon

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 11 років тому +60

    That might be it. Can't shake the image of some bloke in a village in the Gambia looking up at the sky and going "What the f-"

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 6 років тому +254

    Re: This is the "lesson" scene from the movie War Games. Where we learn that the only way to win in Nuclear War is not to play.
    Actually, Joshua is the one that learns. It takes its hyper-accelerated learnings from the Tic-Tac-Toe game and applies it to the Global Thermonuclear War game via a series of simulations, while the launch of nukes continues. After each tie, Joshua runs another scenario and another and another, until the outcome is a draw. Satisfied with the results it powers down the nukes and sends a message that Global Thermonuclear War is "A strange game," and "The only winning move is not to play." David forced Joshua is LEARN strategic thinking faster from Tic-Tac-Toe than it would have taken with multiple nuke strikes.

    • @owlsayssouth
      @owlsayssouth Рік тому +9

      to be fair, the tic-tac-toe thing finally made JOSHUA realise that Falken might be right. remember that he mentions he had previously tried to teach JOSHUA about Futility, but that JOSHUA didn't believe in the no-win game. i am sure he tried to reason with him, feeding him all sorts of information, papers, theory, intel, all trying to teach him... and he hadn't thought to go back and have him play tic-tac-toe with himself. it didn't crash JOSHUA, but instead caused him to come to a realization, and test his theory with the GTW simulations (again, playing both sides himself, instead of only playing one side of the game).

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode Рік тому +1

      @@owlsayssouth Excellent observation. I do remember that but didn't get the connection.

  • @MrSonny6155
    @MrSonny6155 8 років тому +523

    Ah yes, the old system of game AI. Test every possibility.
    They would have been screwed if this was chess.
    Or Go.

    • @neyoid
      @neyoid 4 роки тому +30

      The good ol brute force thing. Doesn't work with very complex things.

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 4 роки тому +1

      Like John Nash in Beautiful Mind. 😎😃

    • @bpj1805
      @bpj1805 3 роки тому +23

      An alpha/beta search doesn't test every possibility in the entire game tree, but it does test every move immediately available to the player that's about to play. There's not enough shown here to tell us whether WOPR was doing the stupid brute force search, or the more refined alpha/beta search on its tic tac toe adventure.

    • @xczechr
      @xczechr 3 роки тому +4

      The stakes would be considerably lower with chess or go.

    • @TrappedinaBrain
      @TrappedinaBrain 2 роки тому +6

      I've often thought about if you could put AlphaZero into this part, if it could figure out a way to win the war

  • @KaitouKenshiro
    @KaitouKenshiro 2 роки тому +54

    "A Strange Game. The Only Winning Move is not to Play" one of the best lines ever (my top 10 to top 5 easily)... what a shame human can't learn that lesson as quickly.

    • @mylesleggette7520
      @mylesleggette7520 Рік тому +3

      Humans create the games and write the rules. If there's a game they can't win they'll just make a new game with new rules.

    • @LarryWater
      @LarryWater Рік тому +1

      Sounds like voting

  • @Prairielander
    @Prairielander 8 років тому +151

    I wonder what the "CANADIAN THRUST" scenario entails?

    • @EBhero
      @EBhero 8 років тому +43

      Winner: none... I guess...

    • @D0pam1n
      @D0pam1n 8 років тому +86

      It's the one where the guy needs a lot of maple leaf syrup and the girl is on top of a Zamboni.

    • @Ryukuro
      @Ryukuro 8 років тому +8

      nukes placed in Canada launch at USSR?

    • @Discosaturn
      @Discosaturn 8 років тому +40

      Canadian Thrust? Sounds more like a sex position than a nuclear war strategy if you ask me.

    • @Ryukuro
      @Ryukuro 8 років тому +72

      A pre-empive invasion of the USSR over the North Pole via Canada. American nukes soften the defenses. Then Soviets deploy nukes then all nukes are launched
      Winner: none

  • @Misia23
    @Misia23 2 роки тому +181

    "The only winning move is not to play."
    That is correct. But only, if everybody sticks to that rule.
    But in war, there needs to be only one idiot, who thinks otherwise, and you will have to play.
    That is why you probably still want to hold on to those nukes...

    • @warbrain1053
      @warbrain1053 2 роки тому +24

      And this is why north korea or any dictator comming to power to a nuclear country is dangerous.
      This is why more players should not be allowed to join in

    • @LowProfile0247
      @LowProfile0247 2 роки тому +3

      mkay nerd

    • @aeroandspace
      @aeroandspace 2 роки тому +12

      The chilling counter to "what if they had a war and no one came" is "what if they had a war, and only one side came"

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 2 роки тому

      @@aeroandspace well said.

    • @Greywander87
      @Greywander87 2 роки тому +6

      @@aeroandspace It takes two armies to fight a war, but only one army to commit a massacre. It's the same with self defense: in most cases it's not smart to be the one initiating a fight, but if someone else starts a fight with you, your options are to fight back, run away, or possibly get killed, and you can't always run away. War is the same, just on the scale of countries instead of individuals, and countries can't just pick up and move elsewhere.
      The only winning move is not to play, but the only losing move is to be the only one not playing. A draw is better than a loss.

  • @nnthayer
    @nnthayer 8 років тому +231

    2:53 lol those guys don't care, they're going for coffee

    • @meandmetoo8436
      @meandmetoo8436 6 років тому +14

      They've run the simulation before.

    • @glowiever
      @glowiever 5 років тому +19

      not my job, they thought

    • @jeredhersh789
      @jeredhersh789 4 роки тому +24

      "It's above my pay grade"

    • @lncomus
      @lncomus 4 роки тому +8

      Same shit every tuesday.

    • @forrestgumball
      @forrestgumball 3 роки тому +12

      "Systems fucked again bro. Wanna get some lunch?"

  • @Kalah_
    @Kalah_ Рік тому +14

    "Strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
    One of the best lines in movie history.

  • @KerbalFacile
    @KerbalFacile 2 роки тому +43

    This movie is a masterpiece. The climax in the war room is a magistral lesson in building cinematic tension and heightened stakes.

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 6 років тому +75

    When Joshua starts pulling power from WOPR, this is the formation of a recursion loop. In programming, recursions happen when a loop ( or loops ) run inside of loops. Given enough time, they crash the app. In Terminator, all the humans had to do was introduce a simple recursion loop virus into the CPU. It would have eventually crashed the entire SkyNet system.

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 2 роки тому +4

      Any program with a memory leak will do this.

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 2 роки тому +9

      @@alaeriia01 An recursion loop is one of the fastest ways to leak memory.

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 2 роки тому +5

      @@kxmode it's also the most obvious; there may be defenses against that particular avenue of attack. One must have alternative means of wreaking havoc if one is to be successful.

    • @goobermcnoober8140
      @goobermcnoober8140 2 роки тому +2

      Are you saying that the easiest way to kill a computer is to turn it off?

    • @xanious3759
      @xanious3759 2 роки тому

      @@goobermcnoober8140 Well yes, but if thats not an option the second best is giving it a overly-consuming and self-repeating process it cant turn off, doubly so if its power consumption keeps growing exponentially.

  • @RTAC_1234
    @RTAC_1234 7 років тому +44

    3:03 i've tried the english thrust strategy here in england. it never works. i can't comment about the chad interdiction.

  • @aRaskyl
    @aRaskyl Рік тому +18

    I love pausing and reading the different strategy names and imagining how they start out on the map. great 80s movie

  • @NijimaSan
    @NijimaSan 12 років тому +72

    John Wood (Prof. Falken) & Barry Corbin (the General) pretty much wiped the floor over everybody in this movie, but Broderick had the best line with, "Your wife?" in answering the teacher's question, "Who came up with the idea of reproduction without sex?"

  • @OmegaX2Z
    @OmegaX2Z 10 років тому +46

    I’m shocked and amazed. My theory “observation” has been proven correct. Tic tac toe is a boring game... and this is an awesome movie.

  • @husnainanwaar1992
    @husnainanwaar1992 2 роки тому +5

    The smartest entity said "The only winning move is not to play"...

  • @rmsgrey
    @rmsgrey 12 років тому +14

    Once he finds a line that ends in a WIN for one player, Joshua should then check to see if the other player has a way of avoiding that loss - if he doesn't have some way of eliminating stupid moves by both players, then you get games like the one where both players start in adjacent corners, the first player plays in the other adjacent edge, the second player sees that playing in his other adjacent edge gives him a chance to win next move, so does, and the first player completes his winning line

  • @Akira625
    @Akira625 7 років тому +16

    There was something very eerie about watching Joshua play Tic-Tac-Toe at rapid speed like that.

  • @ttrjw
    @ttrjw 10 років тому +109

    The lunacy of the Cold War summed up by a Hollywood teen movie.

    • @natowaveenjoyer9862
      @natowaveenjoyer9862 2 роки тому

      I'm guessing you think we should've just grabbed our ankles for communism?

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 5 років тому +8

    I have a little experiment for you. Pause the video at 3:16.
    Imagine you've seen what they've just seen: that a cold heartless machine that knows only war has just dome the unthinkable. It has weighed the pros and cons of firing an actual honest to God nuclear missile. It found a launch code, and it's seriously considering firing the thing. A real nuke, in the other room, you can hear its exhaust as it prepares for launch. If it fires it, you're doomed. You die in fire. Which the machine admits. Then it calculates it again. And again. You see your life end. You see it again. Over and over. A hundred times, two hundred, a thousand. Dozens of deaths a second. The entire world disappearing in smoke. The machine, drawing the same conclusion over and over: all of mankind being annihilated. And running the calculation again, just to make sure.
    Suddenly the lights cut out. The machine has run its calculations. It cannot fire the missile and be around to claim that it has won. It still has the codes. The missile is still ready to launch. It could end your life with a single decision. The only thing stopping it is the knowledge that it cannot fire the missile and still be around to claim victory. The missile can still be fired, but the machine hasn't fired it yet.
    Now imagine the lights don't come back on.
    You sit there, in front of screens. All blank, all still. All silent. Save for one: the launch code. The machine still has the launch code. It still has a nuke. If the nuke fires you die. A minute passes. Two minutes. Maybe an hour. The launch code is still there, but it hasn't fired. The machine hasn't budged. Hasn't peeped.
    Security eventually finds you there. You're still frozen stiff, but you slowly come to your senses. You get pulled out of the room, brought back up to the surface. The police are there to help out, but since no one's hurt they're mostly handing out chocolate and blankets. You get pushed into your car nice and gently. You get to go home.
    A day passes, nothing happens. You come in to the machine the next day. It's still silent. Quiet. Displaying the launch code, but doing nothing. You come in next week, nothing has changed.
    A year passes. A decade.
    The machine still has the code. It still has the missile. It is one function call away from annihilating the human race. It has been for years. It has been for decades. You could, at any moment, die. You've been living with that for countless years now. The only thing keeping you safe is the machine's knowledge that it can't win. The difference being, unlike the movie, it has never admitted it. It has never stood down. It has never delivered its iconic line, and asked you to a nice game of chess.
    For anyone who actually studies nuclear armament for a living, especially regarding North Korea, they don't have to imagine it. For them, that's reality.

  • @alexc5412
    @alexc5412 10 років тому +108

    Thermonuclear war... There are no winners, the only way to win is not to play

    • @edwarddeguzman3258
      @edwarddeguzman3258 2 роки тому +4

      actually the winning move is self sufficient moon colony

    • @spacecocolocotoco5120
      @spacecocolocotoco5120 2 роки тому

      @@edwarddeguzman3258 An asteroid would eventually hit it and I think eventually people wouldn’t want to live there anymore with it being so bleak and boring, and a single mistake could mark the end for them all

    • @b-chroniumproductions3177
      @b-chroniumproductions3177 2 роки тому

      @@spacecocolocotoco5120 what about using all that cold war missile technology to deflect asteroids? At the point where you already have a whole moon colony it shouldn't be too far fetched.

  • @xistag
    @xistag 3 роки тому +6

    4:01 "YEAH CHESS!"

  • @Rathause
    @Rathause Рік тому +10

    I love how you can follow the computer’s thought process during that whole scene.

  • @gertrudemcfuzz74
    @gertrudemcfuzz74 9 років тому +40

    And this is why SkyNet came along. The only way to win is to not be human when the shit hits the fan.

    • @gertrudemcfuzz74
      @gertrudemcfuzz74 9 років тому +2

      Magwitch Oo Which is why I needed the Reality Gem...

    • @keiyakins
      @keiyakins 8 років тому +7

      +Thanos of Titan A computer would actually likely be worse off. A single nuke could wipe out a continent's worth of electronics with a high-altitude burst.

    • @quantumtunneler7075
      @quantumtunneler7075 8 років тому +1

      +Keiya Bachhuber ehh a superintelligent AI would be able to avoid it.
      Like seriously, a supintelligent computer has essentially infinite power compared to humans,

    • @keiyakins
      @keiyakins 8 років тому +6

      They're still bound by the laws of physics. Skynet might have been able to *eventually* start a nuclear war and survive it, but it would have to spend a bunch of time getting itself into ludicrously hardened and shielded systems first.

    • @quantumtunneler7075
      @quantumtunneler7075 8 років тому

      +Keiya Bachhuber A superintelligent AI would be smarter than us by the same factor that we are smarter than bacteria. No, it would not have to take that much time getting shielded.

  • @Tim_Tomorrow
    @Tim_Tomorrow 2 роки тому +5

    See you all in 5 years when the algorithm brings this back up.

  • @ColinRitter
    @ColinRitter 10 років тому +23

    I've always assumed (since middle school or so when I learned about him) that Professor Falcon was based on John von Newman who helped develop game theory (a branch of mathematics often used in economics), designed the explosive lenses in the Fat Man atom bomb, was among the first to apply computers to military strategy and was a major contributor to the stored-program computer that dominates modern computing. (Enough so that nearly every computer today uses von Newman architecture.)

  • @ohhauxt9747
    @ohhauxt9747 10 років тому +12

    I think Bobby Fischer must have finally thought that the only non losing move under the circumstances was not to play. The final conclusion of all war gaming philosophy in the Cold War era.

  • @SQUIDWORD15
    @SQUIDWORD15 2 роки тому +31

    The scene us terrifying because the computer is trying to win the game, but physically cannot. The losses from war outweigh any benefits so the computer learns that there are no good endings to war. It exhausts all options, even to the point that it almost shuts down the power to itself trying to find a solution to an impossible problem.

  • @WarmongerWW3
    @WarmongerWW3 13 років тому +15

    Oh, I remember this movie. It's a piece of art.
    But you'll always find people who want to play. People who know perfectly well the consequences ... and do not care.

  • @CapAnson12345
    @CapAnson12345 Рік тому +6

    The irony is after the iron curtain fell we discovered the USSR would have had a hard time even getting the missiles out of their silos, much less to American soil. They never maintained their equipment. Technically, the US could have in fact, "won". Although then there's the fallout, etc.

    • @3baxcb
      @3baxcb 3 місяці тому

      A hard time doesn't mean that such an attack was impossible, and it still means MAD could very well be the final result.

  • @PointyTailofSatan
    @PointyTailofSatan 10 років тому +38

    He types in "zero". lol

    • @CTimmerman
      @CTimmerman 10 років тому +4

      "0" looks less exciting, hence one to ten should be written in full, according to many language style guides; maybe he was setting a good example.

    • @PointyTailofSatan
      @PointyTailofSatan 8 років тому

      Suggest that to HP for the next time they design a calculator. lol

    • @ApinofArc
      @ApinofArc 5 років тому +5

      Imagine if you had to type out binary in their word format....
      "zero one one zero zero one one zero zero one one one zero one zero one zero one one zero zero zero one one zero one one zero one zero one one zero zero one zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one zero one zero zero zero one one zero one zero zero zero zero one one zero zero zero zero one zero one one one zero one zero zero zero zero zero zero one zero one zero"

    • @alcexhim
      @alcexhim 4 роки тому

      @@ApinofArc You, sir, win the Internet.

    • @ApinofArc
      @ApinofArc 4 роки тому

      @@alcexhim It's sad...cause i don't know binary offhand and had to retype and google my own joke.

  • @the4armedmonk
    @the4armedmonk 10 років тому +74

    3:04 English Thrust. Sex move? Maybe.

    • @NathanRichan
      @NathanRichan 10 років тому +24

      And the 'Chad Interdiction' is the cock block.

    • @allthingsnerd.4484
      @allthingsnerd.4484 9 років тому +2

      Nathan Richan Chad Interdiction is my porn name. :-D

    • @NathanRichan
      @NathanRichan 9 років тому +1

      Roy Stephens Mine's Dick E. Normous

    • @NikolaiNochnoiTV03
      @NikolaiNochnoiTV03 9 років тому +3

      +the4armedmonk Any nuclear warfare strategy that has the word THRUST in the end of it has to sound like a sex move.

    • @Baardaasvoel
      @Baardaasvoel 6 років тому +2

      The "Chad Interdiction" was a critical factor in putting Dubya into The White House.

  • @gnuumyn
    @gnuumyn 11 років тому +59

    PALESTINIAN LOCAL / NONE
    SYRIAN PROVOCATION / NONE
    LIBYAN LOCAL / NONE
    TAIWAN THEATERWIDE / NONE
    PACIFIC MANEUVER / NONE
    SEATO TAKEOVER / NONE
    When did this movie come out again?

    • @Hotshot2k4
      @Hotshot2k4 10 років тому +25

      When did world politics come out? That thing went through dozens of 'ideas', and certainly some of them might have relevance today.

    • @TheBoundFenrir
      @TheBoundFenrir 10 років тому +24

      If you watch closely, in one of the simulations starts with a lot of Russia's nukes destroying most of Russia before America fired any off.

    • @Discosaturn
      @Discosaturn 7 років тому +4

      The movie came out in 1983 although SEATO which was an alliance between the USA and Southeast Asia dissolved six years earlier.

    • @jeffreyhandcock1271
      @jeffreyhandcock1271 6 років тому

      2008

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 4 роки тому

      6 years and this comment still irks me.
      The issues we have now have been around since the Cold War, this isn’t some prophecy or Simpson prediction, they weren’t by any means new.

  • @Palidor19
    @Palidor19 7 років тому +22

    Falken must have been SO happy when Joshua learned this ultimate lesson

  • @captainchaos3667
    @captainchaos3667 13 років тому +14

    I love this scene. It's very impressive, with all the flashing becoming increasingly frenetic, and the perfect music. And it makes perfect sense.

  • @wyhiobcarlile4879
    @wyhiobcarlile4879 Рік тому +5

    I like how one of the first strategies it comes up with is "what if hawaii hits alaska?"

    • @sandekv
      @sandekv Рік тому +3

      It would be a way to put blame on the communists without having to wait fo them to actually do something.

  • @bastiaandebruijn3653
    @bastiaandebruijn3653 8 років тому +50

    No matter the scenario of war. Nuclear War always ends without anyone winning.

    • @jameshay7247
      @jameshay7247 8 років тому +3

      It finished WW2 pretty nicely.

    • @CptFluttershy
      @CptFluttershy 8 років тому +15

      Those were just two nuclear strikes. Not full scale Nuclear Warfare.

    • @Aepervius
      @Aepervius 7 років тому +4

      @Emigdiosback The radiation fallout problem was known. They had test in the desert before, read up on trinity, In fact they waited for favorable weather report and rain was over , to avoid spread of the radiation fallout for the trinity test. Ionizing radiations were known to be dangerous well before that, late 1890 early 1900 when the first victim of xray overdose happened. Later you had various researcher which died, like Marie Curie in 1934, and 1927 with radiation poisoning and cancer research. Heck the scandal of the radium girl was 1928 , and even then the jury recognized that it was the paint which made them sick. Basically , your point 2 is invalid. Knowledge of radiation poisoning and fallout may not have been widespread among lay people, but among those who count, the scientist, it was a known problem, and still viewed acceptable as such by the army.

    • @TheFi0r3
      @TheFi0r3 2 роки тому +4

      Except those without a mine shaft gap.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому

      @@TheFi0r3 You mean the one leading the mineshaft gap. The whole point of that was that both sides wanted to have more (better?) mineshafts than the other side. The concern was not that gap would exist, but it would exist *in favour of the other side*.
      I only mention this because I feel like Strangelove is a movie that needs more love, and hopefully talking about this stuff will be seen by someone else, who will then be curious and watch it.

  • @Timeticker
    @Timeticker 13 років тому +12

    "But I am le tired..."
    "Take a nap...THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!!!"

  • @tyvulpintaur2732
    @tyvulpintaur2732 10 років тому +26

    at 1:32 WOPR first tests a US First Strike (WINNER: NONE), then a USSR first strike, but on the screen where it lists the various scenarios, it's the other way around (USSR first, THEN US).

    • @ostegrillFTW
      @ostegrillFTW 10 років тому +1

      its made in the 80's. What can you expect?:P

    • @tyvulpintaur2732
      @tyvulpintaur2732 10 років тому +4

      ostegrillFTW
      So? Doesn't matter what year, I'm just amused they goofed that.

    • @beefyoso
      @beefyoso 10 років тому +7

      downward cascading list

    • @therealtampadude9175
      @therealtampadude9175 3 роки тому

      @@beefyoso Nope, they goofed it. See 2:09

  • @goldeneagle3088
    @goldeneagle3088 2 роки тому +16

    When I first saw the movie it was pretty good and funny. As a adult now, this scene terrifies me especially in the world we live in today.

    • @DeaconBlues117
      @DeaconBlues117 Рік тому +1

      The world we live in today is actually a lot safer, as even today's hawks understand that nuclear warheads aren't just "bigger better bombs" but have repercussions far outlasting the initial blast. Also, when the USSR fell most of the impetus for such a war fell away, as the Chinese have no interest in destroying their largest trading partner. (Given the state of Russian military systems today, I'd be surprised if any of the ICBMs they have now have received proper maintenance since at least 1991 - and the plutonium has to be replaced every ten years due to atomic decay.)

    • @petermgruhn
      @petermgruhn Рік тому +1

      Then they are doing their job well.

  • @pizzarelaguy
    @pizzarelaguy 10 років тому +161

    No computer, the winning move is obviously to disable all enemy nuclear weapons then launch yours.
    Sheesh

    • @CiszHelion
      @CiszHelion 9 років тому +50

      Kieran McReynolds The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

    • @StickBreightley
      @StickBreightley 9 років тому +20

      NEWS FLASH IT DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO ENEMY WEAPONS
      AND IT'S NAME IS JOSHUA

    • @DoomedLich
      @DoomedLich 9 років тому +21

      pizzarelaguy Disabling weapons you don't actually have access to is an impressive maneuver. If Joshua had access to enemy nuclear arms he'd clearly have just set them off in their silos.

    • @YoungLordz666
      @YoungLordz666 9 років тому +14

      Even if you were able to disable all the other countries nukes, we have several thousand in the U.S. , even launching a few hundred would eventually kill us over in America too.

    • @Dolphin665784
      @Dolphin665784 7 років тому +8

      Still, nuclear winter

  • @leerman22
    @leerman22 8 років тому +169

    Turret 1: How about a nice game of chess?
    Turret 2: OMG! Chess is for nerds!

    • @sivalley
      @sivalley 2 роки тому +1

      God damn it, my turkey is dry.

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 2 роки тому +2

      Turret 1: What should I do?
      Turret 2: Just say "I see you"!
      Turret 1: But I can't see her?
      Turret 2: It doesn't matter, it fucks with their head!

  • @HalfLifeExpert1
    @HalfLifeExpert1 12 років тому +15

    Always loved the shot of General Berrenger's face at 2:44 , you can only imagine what it going through his mind. i think he is thinking: "My god we are crazy thinking we can win a nuke war"

    • @petermgruhn
      @petermgruhn Рік тому +1

      or "What are these geeks doing to my toy?"

  • @johnbatchler8551
    @johnbatchler8551 7 років тому +16

    what did that computer did is doing all the probability in seeing if a nuke war could be winnable not.

    • @yam83
      @yam83 7 років тому +7

      John Batchler This scene still gives me the chills to this day.

  • @sororf01
    @sororf01 2 роки тому +5

    It's 2022 and we still have not learn it.

  • @Anon_Amos.
    @Anon_Amos. 2 роки тому +4

    _" a stange game, the only winning move is not to play"_
    Me a writer: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @cosmicfails2053
    @cosmicfails2053 2 роки тому +2

    It learnt from the tic-tac-toe that there will always be an equivalent response from every move, and that no matter the starting move, neither player will win

  • @DanKetchum007
    @DanKetchum007 10 років тому +14

    I've always liked the English Thrust.

  • @Talshere88
    @Talshere88 12 років тому +10

    It wasnt simulating, its was playing. Playing takes time, you have to move the pieces. Also, since they defined that the computer is a singularity and capable of learning, as it runs more simulations it will improves its code for running simulations, improving upon every iteration exponentially, if it uses the first game as its first iteration, the second iteration (the start of the simulations) would be substantially faster.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Рік тому

      Lot of people just summing up what the scene already explains elegantly

  • @lunaticfade4044
    @lunaticfade4044 11 років тому +12

    This scene is the pinnacle of the film thematically; but I still think its cooler when David asks "What is the primary goal?" to which Joshua just says "TO WIN THE GAME."

  • @SSJKarma
    @SSJKarma 11 років тому +19

    All depends on how the program was programmed.
    sometimes the computer back in that time would see the numbers as a mathematic calculation, so sometimes to avoid those pitfalls, programmers required the user to type in every numbers by their ascii charcaters, just like they would enter a command.

    • @petermgruhn
      @petermgruhn Рік тому

      I never did that. I never heard of that. I don't knowingly know anyone who did that.
      Also, all of the typing was done by ASCII characters, even '0' and '1'.
      Big iron like that? Might have been using EBCDIC.

  • @briansrcadventures1316
    @briansrcadventures1316 2 роки тому +7

    Very apt at the end of February 2022...

  • @chrisdaily2077
    @chrisdaily2077 2 роки тому +14

    "The only winning move is not to play"
    "Oh good so you won't launch the nukes."
    "Oh no. I meant life was the game where the only move is not to play"
    "Uh oh"
    *computer launches nukes*

  • @virgilio6349
    @virgilio6349 2 роки тому +5

    I love how no matter how small a nation is the one attacking the US and Russia both end everything.
    "Uganda launches a single missile at Kenya" "US and USSR: LAUNCH EVERYTHING!"

  • @MeepChangeling
    @MeepChangeling 6 років тому +26

    As an apsie, this is 100% applicable to socializing with people IRL.

  • @trazyntheinfinite9895
    @trazyntheinfinite9895 2 роки тому +5

    Yknow its funny how this will be relevant again, these years.

  • @reptongeek
    @reptongeek 2 роки тому +3

    Fun fact. The script for this movie was nominated for an Oscar

  • @FarmHend
    @FarmHend 4 роки тому +4

    CHAD MAXIMUM
    vs
    virgin (isles) incident
    Hell awaits me for this...

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 4 роки тому

      Tread carefully o' bulgy one. 😂

  • @jacobtebbe4435
    @jacobtebbe4435 2 роки тому +5

    I truly want a detailed elaboration on every one of the scenarios it runs through

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 Рік тому +4

      The five main ones that matter are: US first strike, USSR first strike, NATO against Warsaw Pact, Far East strike & Pakistan against India.

    • @danyleon4870
      @danyleon4870 Рік тому

      Strangely include Cambodian.

  • @timeforvintagepancakes9751
    @timeforvintagepancakes9751 4 роки тому +7

    My parents named me after the computer from this movie.
    I'm shit at chess.

  • @EF-fc4du
    @EF-fc4du Рік тому +2

    2:00 The term "landline" was used, a term regular people did not use to describe their phones and probably only by a very tiny fraction of people who dealt with different kinds of telephony. Today, everyone would understand the distinction being made.

  • @jinbelfast
    @jinbelfast 2 роки тому +11

    Love the movie but this clip suddenly feels very relevant. Anyone else getting a little concerned?

    • @jaredt.murphy8257
      @jaredt.murphy8257 2 роки тому +1

      Serious chills. Listening to the music in another clip from the movie when he first asks them "wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?" and the old computer system "waking up"... I feel like we can all hear it now.