I crash landed cat girls on the moon
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- Опубліковано 5 кві 2022
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Edited by Slipp - / @jahn
I played Kerbal Space program with the goal of getting cat girls on the moon. I lost many great astronauts and ships from my explosive failures. Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p - Ігри
I like the new mic. It sounds like I'm talking to someone on the phone who's in the bath. Which means I get to imagine Charborg in the tub.
spicy
@@iluvme555 yes
Wearing a waterlogged fursuit, of course :)
What do you mean by that?
Draw it and post it on R34
charborg screaming to himself as his first successful rocket leaves the atmosphere is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen
Big chungus wholesome
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear oly
@@AxxLAfriku your adopted
@@AxxLAfriku a face only a mother could love, then abandon on the street in a Dark Alley
@@missymiami6798 Isn't that a bot who has been around for a while?
Charborg sent the catgirls to the moon so he could have all the catboys he wanted
banishing the cat girls to the moon so humanity can enjoy the cat boys
But how will you make more catboys without catgirls?
@@hentaihero2201 what's so hard? Just use those plentiful catbussy on Earth
@@hentaihero2201 Jimmy, you must first understand how catgirls and catboys are made. It is sickening, Jimmy, and that's why we banished the catgirls, the catboys will be sent to work the mines
@@miguelpadeiro762 What
I’m in awe that he did the tutorials and ended up with that as a rocket, but I’m more amazed the turd of a rocket actually made it all the way and could have landed.
Same
autopilot does a lot
It could have returned, too. With 1400 m/s of dV at 1Mm above Kerbin, he could have done a Munar landing and return (though it'd be tricky).
@@IAm18PercentCarbon Translation (Nerdspeak-to-English): He could've come back, too. With how much gas the rocket had, and how much less you need when you're higher in space ('cause of complicated orbit stuff), he still could've landed on the Mun AND launched back to Kerbin (wouldn't be easy though).
@@AMan-xz7txTranslation (English to idiot) Big sky rock has no grass so weird horse was hungry when got to big sky rock, still can get home in time for dinner if get motivational speech from little green man
His apparent lack of understanding of the laws of aerodynamics is astounding
actually in ksp terms his aerodynamics are fine, the game only looks if theres an open connection point facing up when considering those flat spots
@@Kekatronic no
@@Kekatronic that's just not true lol
@@Kekatronic no they arent😂
@@Kekatronic I think they refer to the canards on the cockpit that move the center of lift way ahead of the center of mass, making the whole vessel flip around mid flight
I am so happy that you actually made it to the moon. I have a ton of time in that game, and when streamers try it out, fuck around the whole time, and then call it bad, I cringe every time. I'm glad you actually got to experience a part of KSP that a lot of people never make it to.
I really wish they added a tutorial on aerodynamic stability (or maybe they did, it's been a while since I played the tutorial). Almost every issue with early rockets is due to aerodynamic instability, and I think it'd be a really good thing to add to the engineering checklist.
Charborg is surprisingly good at engineering in video games, idk how to do anything in people playground
Same, I was pretty impressed he made it to the moon. And of course with a classic ksp landing lol
@@matthewwynn3025 that honestly adds to the experience
@@Zeuskabob1 one of the things that apperantly are gonna be expanded on the sequel that should come out late this year or early next year (that is if it doesn't get delayed again) is tutorials, so hopefully that aspect of KSP gets better
The classic everyones first landing followed by the inevitable everyones first rescue operation
"We did it we landed on the moon!"
"Drake...where's the engine?"
My first time, I accidentally launched a Kerbal out in space from the cockpit on a course towards the sun.
@@kyle93watson pretty impressive honestly, considering you need like 24k dv to even try and do it. and that's with with minimal dv losses which i doubt a new player would be able to achieve. i think you might be the messiah.
or everyones first time using the cheat menu
That new mic is perfection I don't think you need all those fancy compressors
The clicking is the most annoying thing I've ever heard
the clicking and fan just adds to the experience
@@nethertrain needed more mouth sounds
@@trash3049 YOU'RE WEAK.
There is a missed opportunity by not calling this the NYASA Space Program.
Shut
I love and hate that idea so much
*Battle Cats (a game) "Nyasa" is also a thing*
Fucking genius
I love it
13:10, the fucking microphone sent me over the edge that is way too funny. Cherbourg confuses me so bad becuase he plays a game like an absolute brain dead, and then comes up with the most incredibly intelligent comedy bit you've ever heard in your life
Today I learned that static over a microphone is an incredibly intelligent comedy bit
@@Daiyuki117 I was talking about his other bits, but the microphone bit and the way he executes it is pretty damn funny
Cherbourg😭
Dude I totally feel you on that I’ve been listening to him for a while and he’ll do shit like swear every word in the happy birthday song but happy birthday isn’t there and simultaneously be planning a comedy bit thats like a small play. I think he’s just really good at being dead pan. I feel like I’ve seen so many times where he demonstrates that he’s a really good liar, really fast on his feet, and great at not laughing. Because of all of this I’ve come to the conclusion that he’s probably not stupid he’s just trolling.
Intelligent?
CHRBRG is on a crusade to establish his Galactic Furry Empire
That's not really what a crusade is
@@nsombakuZambia Don't be that guy...
@@nsombakuZambia "any vigorous, aggressive movement for the defense or advancement of an idea, cause, etc.:"
@@edenfeledrum1540 pov: you correct the smartass
@@edenfeledrum1540 huh. you learn something new every day.
"Our goal at Cat Girl Space Program is to send a Cat Girl to Space."
A very good slogan. I know what he wants. And we know what they want. They're true to themselves.
But this means this is a universe where cat girls are expendable enough for space travel.
What are you trying to say?
@@rune.theocracy either that cat girls aren’t held in high regard or that there is a copious amount of catgirls
@@Irequiresustenance 😨
I'm shook
@@rune.theocracy crazy stuff
Truly a future we can all hope to achieve one day
The microphone bit was hilarious, felt so jerma in its execution
some would say its jermalicious
Charborg is jerma 2
@@cosmiceyness jerma is charborg 2*
@@cosmiceyness
Have we finally found the long sought-after Jerma 986?
"Parachute's not gonna do anything, there's no atmosphere here" charborg is smarter than most streamers
Finally, a real man of science
I like how Charborg goes into UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2 territory around 12:00
The combination of the title, the game, and the fact that it's charborg checks all of the boxes. Yep, I'm watching this.
charborg: i have 6 hour of tutorials
me: so that was a fucking lie
even then, you can still fail
@@MatthewT394 My cousin, who is considerably younger than Charbourg, did a better job than the start of the video
She didn’t get to the mun though
@@eeeee6431 that's the side effect of watching others build spacecraft in this game, they accidentally bestow knowledge upon you.
@@MatthewT394Haha, that is true
@@eeeee6431 that’s an over generalization but preach
Thank you for your amazing webcam mic noises
as someone who plays KSP a little too much and was in the exact situation of the starting clip, i knew for a fact nothing bad was going to happen to the capsule, as those fuckers can take hits like champs on the moon (from the many "tests" ive had i came to that conclusion)
I spent a quite frankly absurd amount of time trying to find the sauce of the flag girl out of curiosity.
Thought it would be easy enough.
After utilizing all of my resources, even the worst ones, I've come up with absolutely nothing.
I am convinced charborg drew it himself at this point, and to that I applaud him greatly.
I found it
@@roadblocks9990 Well, what is it then?
@@zingorideslegocreations3729 oh sorry it’s Siberian husky from kemono friends
@@roadblocks9990 It's not her, but this actually has given me a thread to latch onto, in the form of a high quality gif of the image charborg used.
And a thread can be pulled.
@@koimeiji been doing this for about couple hour for no reason too, but it looks like its a original character drawn by korean illustrator, he do animation on the character too, at first i thought its one from blue archive game
Elon has gone to far this time. Cat girls on the moon? Jeez
Right? He should send them to the My House
That first rocket impotently flopping over made me lose my sides xD
one small pawstep for a catgirl, one giant leap (backwards) for mankind
Charborg, 5:49: "WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON!"
Charborg, 5:51: Reaches maximum altitude of 147 meters.
Charborg, 5:53: "LOOK AWAY"
CHRBRG: *I’m Seeing Way Too Many Cat Puns And I Don’t Like That*
Also CHRBRG: *Listen To That Engine Purr!*
This was such a good stream, love the highlights
bro i love just chilling out and watching charborg stream
.
Everytime charborg uploads it makes my day
charborg is a bingus catboy
This was one of the wildest videos I've watched
Of course we get this gem of a video from the furry King himself
wait is he a furry
@@quranenforcer3942 he says he's not but we all know the truth
@@Eddie_Glorpo for real?
If he is, I will never return to this channel
@@quranenforcer3942 goodbye.
@@quranenforcer3942 I'm sorry that you're leaving the community. Just know Charborg's willing to welcome you back with his muscular furrsona arms
Fear not Bill, we will have that space craft glued back together in no time.
Breaking news: A very bald Twitch streamer colloquially known as "Charborg" sends the first Fursuit clad astronauts to the moon in his latest attempt at world domination. More updates at 7:00.
Charborg went from trying to give a tutorial on flying back to the atmosphere to *HOW DO I PARACHUTE???*
The true terror of the Nyallenger disaster.
that moment when you put wings at the front and expect it to fly straight.
Yet, another ball for charborg to concur.
Im just in awe that he came up with those designs after only 6 hrs of tutorials...
that mic check was crimping my brain like paper ouch 10/10 video
So glad people are picking up on this game, it really is an amazing game
I used to go to my friends house as a kid to play it lmao
Ngl it looks exhausting
this whole video has "make the pupilis look up" energy
I like how they werent even giving charborg bad advice he was just messing it up himself
"The greatest spaceflight disaster game to ever hit store shelves"
-Martincitopants
POV: You are in the movie Interstellar 0:24
Daaaaaamn I was hoping you’d upload 😂
Cat Girl Colonizers: Coming to cinemas near you
Who's being colonised?
Moon or earth?
@@sinksalesman1747 both
@@moonlit_ruffles dear god...
My new favorite activity is watching charb at 2X speed, i need to go higher, this man is so goofy in every speed
That new mic straight up transported me back to 2004 counter strike xD
While Charborg send catgrils into space with debatable success, Martin showed us how nuclear warheads and railguns work while fighting a jpeg. Now it's time for us to commit war crimes...catgirl warcrimes.
soon, we will have to learn how to become the *Imperials.*
You have achieved the goal of every Keeper of the Moon
The martian tripods are gonna love this one
I'd love to catch this guy Live today in an hour-ish from now playing KSP, I could try to help
I want you to turn this into a series
The superior space agency.
man, I really want that cat girl space program banner for my KSP games now
martincitopants has a good series on this game that works as a tutorial
the funniest part was that the bad mic wasn’t even that bad
Watching you struggle to build a craft brought me physical pain
"how do i know which way east is"
- a man hovering his mouse over a compass
This is so painful to watch dude... glad you didn't give up! To the moon and beyond!
0:28 like a glove 😂
At least they are further away from us now big w
I woke up to the sound of charborg’s new mic and I was so confused
the space ship gets hot because you are leaveing our atmosphere
Love you Charborg!
It feels good to know im not the worst in rocket science
watching this hurt me in a way I can't explain.
The cooperation funding the project watching as you kill 652 catgirls and don't even give the ones that landet any supplies, food, water or hygene products
Finally, he sent them to the deep void of space, where they belong
I didn’t realize Charborg used a leapster as a microphone!
Precious cargo
This is what the space program was made for.
Charborg really plays like someone who spent six hours in a tutorial.
He tried
15:18 Monke be playin good
"Send help" -The Astronauts
"I don't think this thrusters quite big enough." Thats what she said!!!
i was laughing so hard when he was falling back to earth with the bad mic quality
LOL the first attempt was the definition of "boowomp"
Love the new mic
I think Valentina was more of a surface to air misle
>taking immediate action based on chat
Well there's your problem right there!
charborg learns how aerodynamics work
i expect either they all die or they all get sent to the moon.
either way it's a win
Robbaz invented this game I swear.
One step for cat girl one giant leap for cat girl kind
oh so this was the catgirl stream buck was talking about
i love this guy
Neil Armstrong would be proud.
the cat ears make it flip because they are wings
A certified i/o moment
*No cat girls were harmed in the making of this video*
The flag make the ship look like it is blushing
kerbal video pog
as a pretty good ksp player im amazed he made that rocket and still made it to the mun
Idea for next video: Saving private Irdas
This was awsome!
I dont like TG_Msimo sorry
@@towmater7161 I don’t like TowMater sorry
@@NINABONEnohuman I don't like Dean sorry
3:13 name it Purrfection 6.2I
I learned most of the game in 0.13.3, not because I'm old, but because it's the last free non demo version.
I cant escape these cat beast's even on the fucking moon they find me!