The Complete Journey of Karl Pilkington (A compilation featuring Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

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  • "Life is a Journey, not a destination" Ralph Waldo Emerson
    "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" Lao Tzu
    "I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff" Karl Pilkington
    Life is a journey, and these are underlined by this selection of clips from old XFM shows, with a few rarities and interviews in. Over this compilation, we see Karl from the early days to him reflecting on the twists and turns of life. Hope you enjoy.
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  • @stuarthill2854
    @stuarthill2854 2 роки тому +36

    When you get him away from them he gets the chance to talk and finish what he means without being ridiculed . I enjoyed the last part of this it was a great listen 👍

  • @lunamoon4891
    @lunamoon4891 2 роки тому +37

    No matter how hard I try I can not go asleep without listening to these 3 😁 over and over . Thank you for posting 👍

    • @teddybow6554
      @teddybow6554 2 роки тому +5

      It’s been a year for me still fall asleep to these goons every night

    • @rbfish4830
      @rbfish4830 2 роки тому +2

      I’ve been listening every night for about 2 years I know what you mean 😂

    • @dannybruff
      @dannybruff 2 роки тому +1

      It's an easy way to get views... Then revenue... I listen to the same one over again from various accounts

  • @MrRetain
    @MrRetain 3 роки тому +37

    This makes any shit day or a shit week at work so much better when you get home 😂😂

  • @Panda289o
    @Panda289o 3 роки тому +42

    Im obsessed with these old podcasts. Everynight i get in bed. Light a jo malone or ellipsis home fragrance candle and relax. It’s a little ritual and I love it

    • @jAyDeN30111
      @jAyDeN30111 3 роки тому +16

      Ricktuals n’ that

    • @MuroFury
      @MuroFury 3 роки тому +1

      Is that a euphemism?

    • @terrycman9681
      @terrycman9681 3 роки тому +8

      I got some banging jo malone

    • @darthmong7196
      @darthmong7196 3 роки тому +5

      Better than focussing on yer toes.

    • @gimo80
      @gimo80 2 роки тому +1

      how can you freeze time

  • @pattiecartier
    @pattiecartier 11 місяців тому +6

    I love Karl , his heart is so precious. He has a similar take on work that Bowie had . Work to make yourself happy not others. ❤

  • @babscabs1987
    @babscabs1987 2 роки тому +52

    That last interview was great, it's nice to hear him talk without being checked by Ricky's ear piercing objections. Also nice to hear his thoughts on the old radio and podcast stuff. Great compilation! Thank you.

    • @darrencompton7611
      @darrencompton7611 2 роки тому +6

      He's much funnier and better to listen too without the ricky laugh track

    • @Sleakon
      @Sleakon 2 роки тому +10

      @@darrencompton7611 Ricky does offer something in the ways of fishing for questions and I do find it hilarious listening to him crack up in the background. What I don't really understand is why Ricky gets so angry at Karl when he does his little games or says something particularly stupid.

    • @marsanna
      @marsanna 2 роки тому +1

      @@Sleakon same I don’t get why he hates rockbusters so much lol. I think Karl knows the things ricky gets mad at and does it on purpose lolll like with some of the more ridiculous monkey news.

    • @possessedslig
      @possessedslig 2 роки тому +1

      @@marsanna yeah it became pretty obvious with the monkey news that Karl was just trolling Ricky in the later ones lol

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 2 роки тому

      @@marsanna for sure he does, in the old xfm's he used to wind up ricky alot on purpose.

  • @joesaunders9337
    @joesaunders9337 3 роки тому +161

    I just wanna say thanks so much for making these, I listen to these compilations almost daily and I don’t know what I’d do without these 3 idiots in my life 😂 please keep them coming

    • @andycandyandy
      @andycandyandy 3 роки тому +12

      Totality agree with your statement, it Almost becomes meditative after listening to them for so long, it Relaxes me

    • @placeborick
      @placeborick 3 роки тому +11

      @@andycandyandy every night before bed, must be three years now. Mrs hates me 😅

    • @2freetz
      @2freetz 3 роки тому +7

      @@placeborick ay mate this + rain outside is legendary

    • @FunkyMonkeyBlues
      @FunkyMonkeyBlues 3 роки тому +8

      Maybe a community for people who enjoy these compilations would bring cool people together

    • @carriej.4120
      @carriej.4120 3 роки тому +8

      I listen to them all the time for my daily depression

  • @shwing1893
    @shwing1893 Рік тому +7

    2:52:50 to 2:56:03 100% Karl mate! I feel alone in thoughts like that, But you have explained my life. Thank you!

  • @tracksremastered7796
    @tracksremastered7796 2 роки тому +4

    And the chickens going... 'I'm fed up with this, I can't wait for that axe to be used on my neck'...
    Had me in stitches.

  • @gregthompson3785
    @gregthompson3785 4 місяці тому +1

    Ricky can go from genuine bursts of laughter to genuine bursts of anger toward Karl,while Karl's demeanor stays unchanged.

  • @DSonBlue
    @DSonBlue 4 місяці тому +1

    This one was so good but it made me sad. Never say never Karl ❤

  • @chloewright1
    @chloewright1 3 роки тому +21

    I absolutely love Karl! He's so down to earth and genuine.

    • @georgefraser7143
      @georgefraser7143 2 роки тому

      Pilkington just acts out his stupidity, it pathetic, no grown man has these stupid ideas, and Ricky Gervais who is a comical genius, is murder here with his hideous fake laugh.

    • @foxy-xd8nb
      @foxy-xd8nb 2 роки тому +1

      @@georgefraser7143 you have no idea

    • @seanbrown8533
      @seanbrown8533 2 роки тому +1

      @@georgefraser7143 muppet W⚓

    • @slumdogjay
      @slumdogjay Рік тому

      @@georgefraser7143 How miserable your life must be.

    • @staynielherbayn657
      @staynielherbayn657 Рік тому +1

      @@georgefraser7143 why were you watching 3 hour long compilations if you hate it so much? Weird life.

  • @jjb2385
    @jjb2385 3 роки тому +42

    Just when you think all Karl categories have been compiled 😍 Perhaps a compilation of times Karl was right, even if they didn't see it 😅

    • @JM-tm3bi
      @JM-tm3bi 3 роки тому +2

      I'm a

    • @jeroen7062
      @jeroen7062 3 роки тому +17

      I remember a time Karl was talking about augmented reality and they laughed at hin.

    • @29memyselfandi
      @29memyselfandi 3 роки тому

      Excellent idea

    • @jeroen7062
      @jeroen7062 3 роки тому +1

      Oh the tutankhamun knee injury story.

    • @aliward1646
      @aliward1646 3 роки тому +2

      Dont throw the baby out with the bath water.

  • @leststoner
    @leststoner 3 роки тому +9

    You're an inspiration!! Love you Karl!!

    • @DEAJP10
      @DEAJP10 Рік тому

      He’s such an unlikely hero. He doesn’t even know how funny he is or how inspirational and uniquely artistic he is. Sad in a way. I wish he was a bit of a happier person. But then again, if he was, he wouldn’t be Karl…

  • @Our_Sole_Pusch
    @Our_Sole_Pusch 2 роки тому +1

    Those last two interviews were rather good. Thanks for the compilation.

  • @DancatzMuzik
    @DancatzMuzik 3 роки тому +5

    This is brilliant... from his very first talking spots to being the star!! Thank you :-D

  • @nickc247
    @nickc247 Рік тому

    I haven't heard a lot of this before. Thank you!

  • @iceetmarne3571
    @iceetmarne3571 2 роки тому +1

    Yak, please come back. EASILY THE BEST, xfm compilations on UA-cam. I even miss the mid upload "hey, it's Yak here..." :)

  • @KitschBug
    @KitschBug 3 роки тому +28

    No matter how many times I hear "it floated off" as his response to where the floodwaters went, I still laugh 😂😂 Still! After all these years!

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому

      The Bible doesn't say where all the floodwater went, so Ricky is asking him an unfair question!

    • @benjaminmorris7159
      @benjaminmorris7159 2 роки тому +2

      @@AA-hg5fk of course it's an unfair question, if the whole world was flooded then there'd be nowhere for the water to go. that's ricky's point.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому

      @@benjaminmorris7159 yes, I know...

  • @madmick2741
    @madmick2741 3 роки тому +7

    It tricks me head!!

  • @carpma11
    @carpma11 3 роки тому +5

    Cheers for this.

  • @jochem2710
    @jochem2710 3 роки тому +15

    Great work! I was thinking that it might be a great idea to make some kind of sleep compilation. A lot of people like to go to sleep with Karl talking in the background but are sometimes waken up by the histerical laughing of Ricky. Maybe you could make a video where you decrease that noice or just isolate the talking of Karl without Ricky and Steve. Just the soft voice of Karl would be great to fall asleep to.

  • @andycandyandy
    @andycandyandy 3 роки тому +22

    I loved the last bit, i've never heard that.Very deep and makes Karl very real.

    • @Phatzoot
      @Phatzoot 2 роки тому

      Ive never heard that last bit either. That was a lovely little treat lol

  • @emmysparkles1
    @emmysparkles1 3 роки тому +14

    Side on

  • @robynm5250
    @robynm5250 2 роки тому +18

    Hey Yak, what about a "Karl's Inventions" compilation. He's come up with a few: the watch that tells you when you're gonna die, the old lay with a baby inside her like a pip in an apple, the machine that transfers pain into the doctors body like that bit in Ghost and don't forget the 'pilko pump pants'.

    • @scotts_tot
      @scotts_tot 2 роки тому +6

      And his mug / saucer idea

    • @MrIanSellers
      @MrIanSellers 2 роки тому +2

      @@scotts_tot Ah yes the good old clippable mat.

    • @RasmusVibe
      @RasmusVibe 2 роки тому +3

      Who can forget that he basically invented virtual reality during his prediction for the future and off course the see-through toaster.

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 2 роки тому +2

      the tie pocket

    • @EKOvision
      @EKOvision 2 роки тому +2

      See through skin..

  • @UHDGamers-re2xj
    @UHDGamers-re2xj 3 роки тому +7

    Thank you for taking the time to edit these together.

  • @MannLiikeP
    @MannLiikeP 3 роки тому +4

    Listened to all of your vids, this one was truly my favourite

  • @stevanhyde1119
    @stevanhyde1119 Рік тому +1

    This put me on to the two shots podcast he did and my god it totally turned my view of Karl around. Like he says, without the laughter track of Ricky and Steve he really does come up with some good points.
    I've found myself really relating to Karl through his more recent podcast appearances. I'd like to say we'd be best mates but I think we're far to similar for that lol

  • @margob6203
    @margob6203 Рік тому +2

    “I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.”
    Bloody brilliant. 😂😂😂

  • @grahamwaddingham620
    @grahamwaddingham620 3 роки тому +214

    Has anyone done any solid research as to why I listen to this when I'm sleeping? I know I'm not alone. What is going on? I've never come across this. I've tried it with other podcasts but it doesn't result in good sleep. If there isn't a simple explanation, What the hell is going on????

    • @lindanicholson2208
      @lindanicholson2208 3 роки тому +27

      Same. I literally have it playing whilst I'm sleeping. I love it so much but am also intrigued as to why it works so well for so many?

    • @KasparGomez
      @KasparGomez 3 роки тому +27

      In addition listened to these at work whole day today, usually i cringe on anxiety all day but today was free of those thoughts and i kept chuckling to myself. Power of the Dilkington trio.

    • @bryanbowen2439
      @bryanbowen2439 3 роки тому +18

      Same here, not sure why, I went from audiobooks to thunder storms now this, love listening to Karl's mind.

    • @lindanicholson2208
      @lindanicholson2208 3 роки тому +8

      @jamiewkfarrell I am so pleased they help with your anxiety. I guess they comfort me as well. I find all of the guys podcasts so ultra soothing. Just having them chatting their utter nonsense puts me in a calm place. I'm sorry you suffer like you do,maybe these podcasts should be recommended by doctors as an anxiety aid. I believe they help many.

    • @youtubewatcher703
      @youtubewatcher703 3 роки тому +15

      No. Every single night without fail for me, you're definitely not alone. I find it melodic in a way

  • @josephbowen6086
    @josephbowen6086 3 роки тому +2

    Quality

  • @ShakespearesLanguage
    @ShakespearesLanguage 3 роки тому +6

    When he was talking about serotonin I was literally thinking he was talking about the name of the presenter was Sarah Townin 😂😂😂 having such a terrible day but been listening to this off and on and it’s got me through

  • @CorporalFriendlyShark
    @CorporalFriendlyShark Рік тому +1

    54:34 Why does this bit make me laugh so much?? 😂😂😂 ‘Ah, that’s it, I’m gunna shoot ‘im’ 😂

  • @briancarpy
    @briancarpy 3 роки тому +10

    Bunch of stuff I’ve never heard before - thank you!!!! 🤘🤘🤘

  • @davegriffiths511
    @davegriffiths511 2 роки тому +1

    😃go to sleep listening to Karl, wake up to Rickie, laughing 😃

    • @margob6203
      @margob6203 Рік тому

      Every time! 😂😂😂 But it doesn’t take long to go back to sleep, lol.

  • @samj3749
    @samj3749 2 роки тому +4

    Couple of ideas for new compilations:
    Times when Karl has made up words or pronounced words wrong (like foodage and ear plunge things)
    Times when Karl’s had an actual laugh
    Compilation of insect stories (I know you’ve done animals in general but the insect stories in particular always get me)

  • @juliaphillips7963
    @juliaphillips7963 2 роки тому +1

    Ty for making these available during these crappy times. In America where I live , there is no sense of humor.

  • @natouska
    @natouska Рік тому +1

    I listen every night, and literally if I hear it during the day, i fall asleep in minutes! So weird😭

  • @hans_du_plessis
    @hans_du_plessis 3 роки тому +56

    ...whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage.

  • @TheSteveExperienceOfficial
    @TheSteveExperienceOfficial 3 роки тому +13

    What a tribute to the great man. Karl Dilkington.

    • @joetit5969
      @joetit5969 2 роки тому

      Old chinese saying: when the fries start to smell like shit, it's time to mow the grass: ua-cam.com/video/qIbI9I8Xvdc/v-deo.html

  • @TristanGougeon
    @TristanGougeon 3 роки тому +9

    1:17:50 Bit about Steve's Eyes
    Karl : ..eyes that pop out of their head.... Steve. Ricky : LOSES IT 😂😂
    The rest is pure Gold

    • @foamige
      @foamige 3 роки тому +3

      Always been one of my favourite moments, the set up from monkey news into agro steve goes un noticed even to Ricky until we all catch up at “steve”. A truly amazing gag :)

    • @TristanGougeon
      @TristanGougeon 3 роки тому +3

      @@foamige haha you are right, hadn't ever thought that he had planned this trap out ahead ! karl really shows wicked comedic genius here.

    • @foamige
      @foamige 3 роки тому +3

      @@TristanGougeon He is a genius for sure :))

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 2 роки тому +1

      the timing really shows hes not unaware of how to be comedic

    • @seanbrown8533
      @seanbrown8533 2 роки тому +1

      *loses

  • @100cjkennedy
    @100cjkennedy 3 роки тому +37

    He's Done You Again!

    • @zhubacca
      @zhubacca 3 роки тому

      Hes done you and hes not even here!

  • @seanbrown8533
    @seanbrown8533 2 роки тому +2

    For anyone who cares, the one's who are saying they've never heard the last bit before, there is actually a live webcam stream on UA-cam of Karl Pilkington doing a podcast with Craig Parkinson where the last bit is from. Also, ( some side info)..... Craig Parkinson appears in the first episode of KP's Sick Of It. The sofa guy

  • @rp4173
    @rp4173 Рік тому

    I love when Karl laughs as well

  • @jeffreyfeinstein5525
    @jeffreyfeinstein5525 2 роки тому

    ...found y'all kinda late but thanks to 'your people'!

  • @staynielherbayn657
    @staynielherbayn657 Рік тому +2

    The sudden switch onto Merchant being lonely for the rest of his life will always make me laugh.

  • @puertoriconnect4611
    @puertoriconnect4611 Рік тому +1

    2:00:30 has me confused. Starts off with Ricky saying it’s gone wrong and Karl saying “we shoulda played two in a row” and somehow that’s a dig at Steve.

  • @jacobmajor6471
    @jacobmajor6471 3 роки тому +6

    Random Karl bits and pieces please 🙏

  • @6DaJackson
    @6DaJackson 3 роки тому

    Thank you dr. yak

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому +2

    The stuff at 1:23:30 is a repeat from just a few minutes before!

  • @2rslvl126
    @2rslvl126 3 роки тому +3

    Where's that last interview clip from?

  • @duzzyclayton5821
    @duzzyclayton5821 2 роки тому

    Do you have the full interview where talk bout Balance etc please

  • @jacobmajor6471
    @jacobmajor6471 3 роки тому +2

    More man!

  • @HaidenG39
    @HaidenG39 4 місяці тому

    Say what you will about Karl, but the man has a certain wisdom to him. He's made many points, most of which were lost on Rickie.

  • @phoenixreecey
    @phoenixreecey 3 роки тому +5

    Have you got a ruler Rick?

    • @zhubacca
      @zhubacca 3 роки тому +1

      Hes avin a go...

    • @phoenixreecey
      @phoenixreecey 3 роки тому

      @@zhubacca oh yeah he's done ya...

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 3 місяці тому

    Just before 2:10:06 Karl mentions that how we are raised and live, can affect our looks. He is correct. The food we eat, affects our health. Good food will help us live healthy lives. Junk food can make us sick, if we eat too much of it. Being sick, can affect how we look, such as through sallow or poor looking skin, and making us look skinny or fat.

  • @carriej.4120
    @carriej.4120 3 роки тому +2

    I'm gonna burst

  • @TheDNAGroup
    @TheDNAGroup 3 роки тому +32

    Pilkington is the one dude who, if you say, "I like meeting new people." would respond, "Babies?"...and then look at YOU funny.

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      @kerribromley3894 3 роки тому

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    • @kerribromley3894
      @kerribromley3894 3 роки тому

  • @pgsmith22
    @pgsmith22 2 роки тому +1

    The 'U' grade (ungraded) means the course work required before sitting the exam was not even completed.

  • @Cooz.
    @Cooz. 2 роки тому +2

    I like hearing his story about being apart of hospital radio and then just kicking ass! Karl is the best bald mank in the world

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 10 місяців тому

      What do you mean? He got a job doing a night show on picadilly radio after the hospital radio - hardly 'kicking ass!' After that he got made redundant, then got a job at a crap station in Kent (his description, not mine), before eventually ending up at Xfm!

  • @cameronminkley1624
    @cameronminkley1624 5 місяців тому +1

    There is a lot of what Karl has said over the years that I believe has aged quite well. There is a lot of what Ricky has said over the years that I believe has aged quite poorly.
    Non of which they realised at the time but there you have it.
    The Irony. Karl embodies the literal definition of a genius, Ricky embodies the literal definition of a fool. Probably adds to the last interview as to why the pioneers left it where it was. Still, though, no matter which way you spin it, its the genius and the fool that wouldn't be where they are without eachother. And of course Steve was the glue and foundation, half the time the only sain one there. A metaphor for life come to think of it.

  • @vectorv4285
    @vectorv4285 3 роки тому +2

    What year was this recorded cos Ricky said in the future the year 2000 or summit

    • @Phatzoot
      @Phatzoot 2 роки тому +2

      Most of it was from 2005 i think and then the last bit is like 14 years later. Thats my guess anyway lol im pretty sure karl was 33 on the last pod casts and he says hes 47 now on the last bit

  • @jjb2385
    @jjb2385 3 роки тому +4

    What about: Karl Pilkington on children?

  • @paulcunnane4
    @paulcunnane4 2 роки тому

    Ricky is very sweet and kind I think.

  • @laloka5881
    @laloka5881 Рік тому

    Look me in the eyes

  • @BricksAndSparrows
    @BricksAndSparrows Рік тому

    1:32:18 Either Ricky or Steve is doing some SERIOUS mouth breathing

  • @janed7774
    @janed7774 3 роки тому +6

    I just wish Karl / Carl .. not sure which ... Had his own daily utube channel to give us some ..

    • @jordanhelliwell2426
      @jordanhelliwell2426 3 роки тому +14

      Mate, It's written on the screen

    • @joshlee345
      @joshlee345 3 роки тому +5

      Seems like an xfm listener

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 3 роки тому +1

      @Ryan Cafferty only one was called mogwai

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 3 роки тому +2

      @Ryan Cafferty yeah I know... they confused him lol

  • @spiringcircle9957
    @spiringcircle9957 3 роки тому +7

    Buy on ferry

    • @zhubacca
      @zhubacca 3 роки тому +5

      Deli meat tree

    • @zhubacca
      @zhubacca 3 роки тому +3

      Christ, de burg!

  • @Theblkqueen69
    @Theblkqueen69 2 роки тому

    I only watch if Karl is on.

  • @vc6596
    @vc6596 2 роки тому

    Who has an accent and what accent do you have? I need to know before I read your comments so I can read it in your accent

  • @gerardoneill1513
    @gerardoneill1513 Рік тому +3

    Karl is the epitome off education isn't everything, I might have to sue him as my jaw is sore listening to his analogies.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 11 місяців тому

      *of

    • @JohnVC
      @JohnVC 7 місяців тому

      I think Karl would say that your jaw might be weaker than your body thinks it is. It's like when he says your eyes are moving faster than your brain or something weird like that.

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 2 роки тому

    Karl is cool

  • @iscreamfitness
    @iscreamfitness 2 роки тому +1

    The first step starts with a step or what ever

  • @ilck-ym-blals7385
    @ilck-ym-blals7385 2 роки тому +1

    Any noticed if you listen to these on a night to sleep it effects your dreams ...but in a really good way 🤣

  • @Joao-pe8ur
    @Joao-pe8ur 3 роки тому +5

    The pope... wears a semiprecious stone...

  • @jjb2385
    @jjb2385 2 роки тому +1

    Yak, how about Karl Pilkington on Metaphores and photoshop Karl's face onto Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy 🤣😂

  • @Phatzoot
    @Phatzoot 2 роки тому

    He said hes 47 now???? I havent heard this before last time i thought he did a podcast he was like 33 lol

  • @estebancomulet
    @estebancomulet 2 роки тому +2

    Like my other favourite pleasure on youtube (guilty or otherwise) - Lex and Cinnabon (just clips of a nice, sweet man and his gorgeously handsome cat, Cinnabon - look 'em up), they help lull me into a smooth, sweet slumber every night, The other thing to do this, of course,, is Karl *wait for it*...DILKINGTON). Much like Cinnabon he is cute, charming, insensible, irresistible to female (cats), acts on instinct, scarcely sentient, except in the way of a worm, perhaps, or an especially perspicacious wasp...I have listened to Karl be bullied, provoked, stimulated, humiliated, mocked, toughened, re-charged, re-calibrated, re-designed, re-jigged by Gervais and Merchant (to be fair they can be cruel but it is purely for his betterment - I genuinely believe this - they do have his best interests at heart, and they only lash out properly when he is being astronomically doltish - for instance, when he took the phrase 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones' to literally mean 'don't be chucking stuff about in your glass house'. I mean...regardless of how few GCSEs you may or may not have, that is sub-cretinous - it warranted a severe rebuke). And the betterment of humanity. These originated in around 2002, and I've listened to them hundreds of times, and still get virtually the same enjoyment out of them. They got through many an otherwise difficult interminable night (long story). So, like I should thank Howard Stern, Lex and Cinnabon, I will also extend this gratitude to Karl, Ricky and Steve. Play a record!

  • @John-og7os
    @John-og7os 3 роки тому +9

    Ricky Gervais "I hate anyone making any noise in public, apart from me"

  • @costascosmas5347
    @costascosmas5347 3 роки тому +3

    Alrite

  • @playamusa
    @playamusa 2 роки тому +1

    Manmoth?

  • @laloka5881
    @laloka5881 Рік тому

    I just made him a chart for the election day campaign

  • @detectiveh7399
    @detectiveh7399 3 роки тому

    Beware the laughter of hate

  • @syok4929
    @syok4929 2 роки тому +1

    35:16 Bothers me. What's so hard to understand about what Karl is saying?

    • @Theblkqueen69
      @Theblkqueen69 2 роки тому

      Ricky and Steve have no common sense..lol

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 роки тому

      I think it's because he says, 26 last week.
      Why not say, he was 26 yesterday?

  • @stephydc6355
    @stephydc6355 Рік тому

    Next to the AC

  • @laloka5881
    @laloka5881 Рік тому

    Where's stephen

  • @stephydc6355
    @stephydc6355 Рік тому

    That's why ur all not on my list

  • @gart9680
    @gart9680 Рік тому

    Karl does, which jokes, which was a Manchester thing, amongst some, back in the 80s.

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 3 місяці тому

    Just before 1:39:12 Steve says that Karl should think before he speaks... Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

  • @mrbiker1294
    @mrbiker1294 Рік тому

    The snake said alright

  • @stephydc6355
    @stephydc6355 Рік тому

    Oh no he knows

  • @laloka5881
    @laloka5881 Рік тому

    They are trained by me

  • @CorporalFriendlyShark
    @CorporalFriendlyShark 3 роки тому +1

    3:55 “FAT BABY FAT BABY FAT BABY FAT BABY FAT BABY ON TELLY FAT BABY”

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 роки тому

      Tell us about the fat baby🤣

  • @iscreamfitness
    @iscreamfitness 2 роки тому

    I would like a name check

  • @bazglsgw1208
    @bazglsgw1208 Рік тому

    Karls 1st gf is called Zoe same as the gf that left him in Sick Of It!

  • @CJ_YT.
    @CJ_YT. Рік тому

    3:10:10

  • @MissThornOnline
    @MissThornOnline 3 місяці тому

    1:19:50 errr… yeaaah

  • @edoe5915
    @edoe5915 2 роки тому

    To each their own opinion but
    Karl is Bugging about GLADIATOR
    5 out of 10
    If the Best Epic Ever is only Mid
    What's a Masterpiece to Karl?

    • @hfjvilu962
      @hfjvilu962 2 роки тому +1

      The Elephant Man

    • @trendybistro
      @trendybistro 2 роки тому

      Kez, Mission Impossible 2.

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 роки тому

      Karl hasn't got a clue what The Elephant Man is about and it's supposed to be a favourite. He thinks its set in th 1930s.
      He just likes looking at the freaky head🤦‍♂️

  • @laloka5881
    @laloka5881 Рік тому

    Except mine

  • @stephydc6355
    @stephydc6355 Рік тому

    Ur in ricks list