The Best Films of the Decade
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- Опубліковано 30 січ 2020
- Hello my name is Jon Cozart and if you disagree with me you're a f*scist.
Stylistically I took a lot of "inspiration" from @ralphthemoviemaker so check our his (superior) video: • Best and Worst Films (...
0:14 Young Adult
0:38 Blue Jasmine
1:09 The Favourite
2:12 Tangled
3:14 Annihilation
3:26 Gravity
3:49 Prometheus
4:46 Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
5:14 The Act of Killing
6:03 12 Years a Slave
6:09 Silver Lining's Playbook
7:05 Parasite
8:06 La La Land
9:37 The Perks of Being a Wallflower
11:09 Mad Max: Fury Road
12:26 Hereditary (don't watch)
13:03 A Separation
13:16 Inception
13:53 The Social Network
15:32 Roma
17:47 The Tree of Life
19:04 Lady Bird - Розваги
*The rare Jon Cozart emerges from his cave for his annual appearance, only to return to his hibernation for another year*
Lizzie Hollick totally not taken from paints last video lol
@@rory.a5360 oh no! It's copyrighted. Oh no!
Rory Armstrong that’s the joke...
There should be a comment like this annually. Or every video. Honestly it's the same thing.
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
FINALLY someone appreciates the mother knows best reprise
Honestly both slap. Her voice just makes it work
Donna Murphy is truly amazing.
Exhibit A: ua-cam.com/video/_B3MvJhn2Hs/v-deo.html
I bought the tangled vinyl just replay that song all the time
I always see Cuddy from House, M.D., when I watch Tangled. They look so alike!
I live for that part
“Movies are not an intellectual enterprise they’re an emotional enterprise” lmao thank you for the validation, I feel so dumb trying to talk smart about movies. I can feel what the film is trying to tell me but brain small can’t talk good
I don’t care what Jon Cozart does I’m going to stan him for literally ever.
so if hes racist ull stan
@@niko-id9ly bruh chill🙄
Would love to see a part 2 to this that’s just the worst movies of the decade - I’d fully expect it to be a giant shitpost but honestly I’m here for it
Angelina Way Maybe for the next decade...
DO THIS PLS I MISS JON
Literally just Cats lmao
YESYESYESYESYES PLS PAINT
Yes please, 20 minutes of shitposting is all we need
A cheat sheet for my sleek peeps
0:14 Young Adult
0:38 Blue Jasmine
1:09 The Favourite
2:12 Tangled
3:14 Annihilation
3:26 Gravity
3:49 Prometheus
4:46 Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
5:14 The Act of Killing
6:03 12 Years a Slave
6:09 Silver Lining's Playbook
7:05 Parasite
8:06 La La Land
9:37 The Perks of Being a Wallflower
11:09 Mad Max: Fury Road
12:26 Hereditary (don't watch)
13:03 A Separation
13:16 Inception
13:53 The Social Network
15:32 Roma
17:47 The Tree of Life
19:04 Lady Bird
I appreciate you :'(
Perks of being a wallflower....you have officially made my golden list. Bravo 👏🏽
Perks of Being a Wallflower is one of those movies I can't watch often because I want to be hit with that emotion and connection every time I watch it.
where the heck is coco ;)
So I met the director of The Tree of Life. Also it’s a movie that I literally can’t explain to anyone ever
Jon repeatedly saying he’s stupid breaks my heart. The dude is one of the cleverest people on UA-cam and a true artist. He doesn’t take himself too seriously, that’s great, but he shouldn’t underestimate himself, either.
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this man could leave for a decade and still come back unwavering-ly funny and cynical and we'd all still enjoy him if that's not poetic cinema idk what is
Jon Cozart loving women for twenty minutes straight
plus Timothée Chalamet😂
The bisexual energy radiating from this video doe.
so? It is great work from women. Why shouldn´t he appreciate it?
"I just wasn't feeling good about anything."
Sums up the last 10 years of my life.
Mood
or his last two
Rachel sums up my whole life
Oh no I was the 666th peson that liked it
“Can’t wait to force feed this to my stupid kids”
"I don't cry...for anything...you should ask my ex-girlfriend" JON
I think the coolest thing about being a fan of Jon cozart is that no matter how long of a break he takes we still freak out every time he comes back. You take that break, king. We’ll be ready to lap up whatever content you have for us when you’re ready.
If that isn't the truest thing ever-
fucking true!!! i love this guy
Emilia S lol we have the same name
Emilia Murphy sick
so true tho
Other UA-camrs coming back from a long break: 42-minute upload tearfully explaining everything about why they left, philosophizing about the toxic environment of the Internet, violins play in the background
Jon: “Sorry guys, I just wasn’t feeling good about everything. Anyway-“
Like a true king
*graciously monches on banana*
don't call out dan howell like that ahahahhaha
ahoyitstalbot gdkUdoiajdkwj
Point Blank ew bad keyboard smash
“the oscars should have the best lady bird award and give it to lady bird every year”
yes, yes they should.
"It wasn't deep"
Ok but I SOBBED when Flynn "died"
“I don’t cry a lot”
Cries at the end and during every movie.
My illiterate ass edited my comment and lost my heart from the Jon Cozart. My flop ass!
@@mp4c12winning lmao bless you
@HotelOnyX “My flop ass" is such a gorgeous term I'm going to adopt that into my day to day life
No one:
Jon: t a n g l e d
Sandra Bullock plays a woman in this movie
Tom "scientology" Hanks
omg
In 20 years, Jon could definetely play Hades in live action of Hercules
More like 3 years
me hearing Jon say he's coming back just to mess around and have fun: develops hope
me remembering he's said this several times throughout the years and usually goes dormant after a couple of videos: still clings onto hope.
“Tom. Scientology. Hanks”. Well you got 2 out of 3 there.
*DID JON JUST SAY HE STOPPED SINGING??*
Whyyyyyy
bobby elmi that means no more Disney songs
He sang a cover song recently with a different channel? scary pockets i think is the name?
Whattt?? Where??????
@@noave621 yeah. google scary pockets jon cozart. She also did 3 (!) songs with poompaloose. And 1 song with thomas sanders
IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS AND I’M STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO MESS AROUND ON PAINT CHIPS
he protecc
he attac
but most importantly...
HE IS BACC
Milou N. Let’s hope it stays that way. I LOVE the videos he makes and I know he is going through changes in his ambitions, but I can’t help wanting more
@@jacksonboyce3696 yeah same!! I remember this time I just binge watched his videos ALL DAY hahaha. And because of him and some other ytbers I even got a uke :))
YESSS
@@jacksonboyce3696 what do you mean?
Amayagma His main focus isn’t UA-cam, and I recognize that; I just love his videos and can’t help wanting more
I legit thought he was never going to come back.
Chance Simons same. My phone may not have notified me. Stupid phone. And I’m a day late. But I was thinking about him the other day.
Tangled is definitely a big turning point for Disney where they tried really hard to not make "boy movies" and "girl movies" and weirdly enough it worked....but I don't know what that says about our society. Marketing!
Jon: I'm not smart enough for this
Jon (5 secs later): *contrivance
8:46 "my girlfriend dragged me to it" You know what I'm just gonna stop wondering what his sexuality is and go with the flow"
Not making assumptions but could be anywhere from bi/pan
he came out as bi on twitter
@@erinelizabeth3272 Yeah. But then he came out as fully because he was in the bi zone where you first announce that you're bi to do this in two steps lol
Sam Gaborieau I’m sorry what? He talks about being attracted to men and women every now and then. That’s what being bisexual is.
But does he mean dodie?
In the past two years I’ve really gotten into video essay UA-cam and film review UA-cam, and I LOVED THIS. Ugh it’s so nice to see films I love being appreciated in a decade list. Perks is such a fantastic film, Logan Lerman is so under appreciated. I’d love to hear breakdowns about your favorite movies.
I'm obsessed with video essays!! It's all I watch now 😂
@@paintchips Right?? Lessons from the screenplay, Just Write, Behind the Curtain, Trope Anatomy, Nerdwriter...ugh they're all so good.
@@Carina5707 filmento, karsten runquist, criswell are good ones too
@@Carina5707 Throw Lindsay Ellis at me all day; or, though he's a reviewer more than an essayist, UncivilizedElk, a must if you like all-ages cartoons.
@@paintchips If you're not talking only about video essays, I cannot conceive you not liking ContraPoints, or at least not her latest videos.
why did i wait so long to watch this oh my god
PLEASE make more im a budding film student and this is IMMACULATE
i'm so ready for a bo burnham arc with you making a great movie in 5 years
0:06 dONT YOU DARE APOLOGISE FOR TAKING A BREAK JON; MAKE VIDEOS WHEN YOU WANT TO YOUR HEALTH ALWAYS COMES FIRST
*Jon comes back after a year* *me still thinking hes single*
Jon: "my gf dragged me to it"
Me: .... heh.?
Also me: "oh wait, I'm married. Shoot"
paused the video when he said this to find a comment about it. Was not disappointed.
“I like movies that are weird but not random, like you don’t know what’s gonna happen next but you can trust that it’s gonna make sense” maybe a perfect a summary of my favourite genre
Jon: asks what we want to see from him
me: *Literally anything and everything glad to have you back sweetie* insert keyboard smash to show intensity on emotion nowvhahdvlisjhdvlijhi
ajhfkjsjadksjhlvashjksjahk I second that!
Stop selling yourself short you literally majored in film talk about the films you love it’s ok bud
“Cause those are FILMS, and Tangled is a MOVIE”
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did I miss something?
jon completely blanking on tom cruise’s name SENT ME
Him :
“I’m horrible at life transitions”
Me :
“I’m horrible at life”
something happened on jan 31st 2020 that changed us forever . He came back
So... no one is going to talk about the whole "gave up singing a year ago" comment?
But in all seriousness the ME ME ME video is what I show people who dont know who you are, so making content like that that shows how your mind works is clever and funny. Could be fun to see more of.
"I'm too stupid to talk about it good" is the best portrayal of how I feel when I explain my favorite show/movie to my freinds.
I like this routine of constantly forgetting about this channel and getting reminded once a year.
No matter how often you leave me, I'll keep accepting you back into my subbox... It doesn't seem like a healthy relationship.
BRO ITS JON COZART HES STILL ALIVE
Jon, it is important that you know that we are always here. Also, most of the people on Paint don't know you are here SO GO TELL THEM!!
I didn't know! I got this channel recommended by UA-cam luckily!
"he changes history, he let's the good guys win"
this is so dark, yet so funny (and true)
La La Land: _dodie clark approves_
Watching the la la Land part, it makes this comment heavily ironic
Tangled is also the best Disney princess focused movie AND Rapunzel IS the best Disney princess (aside from Mulan which is a different conversation)
American: "Do you want me to read during the movie? I'm supposed to look at the picture"
Rest of the world: Wait, not reading subtitles? What?
Germans are pretty snooty about reading subtitles, too. They know that they can understand English after 8 years of it in school, and that it will be "better" in English, but it's too much work to read. Of course, Germans have particularly good dubbers.
Italian: doesn't say anything cause didn't understand what the American and the rest of the world have said to each other, and continues watching the dubbed movie
"I just wasn't feeling good about anything." I feel you.
9:41 “These are such good movies... I think I have good taste :)”
Free replay button for “Yaaaasss exploit me, daddy“:
13:23
Have fun 😏
Thank you, so so much
@@jaymegreen5647 My pleasure ;)
How do I make that my text alert?! 😂
@@YazikoSchaferSohma drive.google.com/file/d/1frK56qaTnhv-mDkwHe0g64jK9Wfi6mI6/view?usp=sharing
Thereyougo xD
Just download the audio and set it as your ringtone :]]]]]]
And before you ask: No, Ive really got nothing better to do hahah
tangled, parasite, and hereditary?? the taste is immaculate
Me, a very professional engineering student who took one film class for the visual arts credit: *BUT WHERE IS METROPOLIS, THE SILENT GERMAN FILM THAT PUTS MOST MODERN CINEMA TO SHAME*
Me: oh wait that was in 1927
Jon: I made this list...
Also Jon: Who made this list?!
seeing that you posted cleared my skin and watered my crops
also some ideas for videos!!:
1) video essays, I would listen to you analyze literally anything (maybe a show or movie or conspiracy theory)
2) current favorite artists/songs
3) CRAFTS
4) q&a?????
5) stream of consciousness
YOU DID NOT SAY ALICE RIPLEY AT THE TONY’S OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jhon: (explaining why he's been gone calmly)
Me: YOU ALIVE finally
I don't remember how many times i watched this... Literally a piece of art
Just did a Paint marathon. Discovered you for my first time today. This platform seems to take talented people and create an algorithm that will make them sick. Enjoy your work but don't know how you could do what you do and keep going. Hopefully you can produce what you want, when you want, and still make a successful living. Subscribed.
I met Jon at LeakyCon: Portland and he was so nice, and honestly looking back at that photo, that's one of the few solidly good memories I have of my later teen years, so like...thanks, Jon.
“SUCK MY SMOKED MEAT”- quote of the year
I can’t believe you forgot “Pan”
The fact that this just made me smile for a full 20 minutes is kinda crazy. I was just so happy hearing someone geek over actually good movies, you're so genuine and entertaining to me and it took me on a trip down memory lane. So honestly thank you for this video, I'd love to hear more chit chat videos from you. Have a great rest of your day! 🌞🌞
beautiful 💖
can Tom Scientology Hanks be canon now?
In this household it already is ❤️
“I can’t wait to force feed it to my stupid kids” OMG
Today I remembered that Jon Cozart existed and I looked him up and found he had THIS channel (aside from his main channel) and I am so pleased and grateful for this lil glimmer of light that is this human in this tumultuous time. Jon Cozart, you are great. Thx for existing.
the editing in this is the best part.. this is me begging for more content, Jon, please deliver
You remind me of cole sprose but with Connor Franta mixed in too
lol we're like the pre-cogs from minority report
May I remind you the time he called himself gayish Cole Sprouse.
My favorite part of this whole thing is him trying to remember Tom Cruise’s name. Like honestly, I forgot too
dude you literally have the wittiest sense of humor around here, you're really smart, honestly pretty cute... have some CONFIDENCE we love you man
He’s back back back back again
Cozart’s back
i am so surprised that Call me by your name wasn't in his list. when he was about to mention his number 1 favorite i was waiting for it. but then he said Lady Bird and i was just as happy.
and btw i also love timothèe chalamet and saoirse ronan to death
No matter how many times he leaves and comes back, he's still been my favorite UA-camr for 9 years/will always be my favorite UA-camr
I love this video, the chaotic energy, the feelings, the intellect??, everything
Yo, the way you talked about Hereditary perfectly summed up my feelings about it. It was amazing, horrifying, and I hate it. I cant in good conscience recommend it but at the same time... it’s really great.
“I’m like too stupid to talk about it good”
i've been rewatching your videos again and again on an infinite loop. It keeps me centered.
thanks for being back! will definetily check out these movies
Ugh. Every time I watch Jon (and his creative genius) I’m just “I would 100% date him”. Our personalities are 1000% compatible.
Why is this SO FREAKIN FUNNY please give me fifteen more minutes of just trying to remember tom cruise's name
I don't mind waiting 1, 2, 3 years for a new video, it's always awesome to have you back 🍾💜
Love your spirit. Thanks for coming back.
i also watch the Mother Knows Best Reprise every day.... INTELLECTUAL!
I know this isn’t helpful to hear but honestly, I don’t even care what kind of content you upload... I’m just glad you’re back and wanting to enjoy your channel again. You could post an hour-long monologue and we’d all be cool with it. 😂
I'm still here!! Late to the game, but I always check back in. You're by far one of my favorite youtubers. I still listen to your music all the time and come back to your old videos every once in a while.
i remember saying this a few years ago and i’ll say it again. we will support any kind of content you give us. we love you + whatever you like to make. so far as suggestions: maybe document things you do that keep you calm and present it artistically. vlog a special day or outing. create a song about filmwriting.
Oh my friggin’ god Jon, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH 😭😭❤️❤️
I just don't care how much time he waits before making a new video, he's literally the only person for whom I could wait years and just be happy when he uploads anything while still being subscribed anyway x)
I'm SO GLAD you're back missed your videos so much
I’m so happy to see such a bright light back on UA-cam! Thank you for putting this together and bettering my night! I hope to see more of you
I am thrilled to see you've returned to your channel! I've been missing your catchy content so I keep watching older videos to satisfy my tastes for a decent parody. That said, my favourite content would be your musical parodies and when you write your own songs. I appreciate the effort, intellect, and personality you put into those projects.
fun fact: in person, Alice does NOT disappoint. she is every bit exactly what you'd hope from her iconic Tony speech (also she's really sweet and kind, and just kind of fucking awesome).
PLEASE do more content like this! I love this so much, thank you.
This video was so worth the wait!
Thank you so much 💙💙💙
“the rare jon cozart emerges from his annual appearance, only to return to his hibernation for a year.” - all credits to kaya papaya
But for real, glad you took the break you needed to feel good. Love you♥️
hey, i just wanted to say that no matter how long youre gone, how much time you need, im always going to be here supporting you because i think youre a wonderful human being. ive been around since 2013 and every video you post is my favorite. to see you grow and mature really resonates with me and my growth, for some odd reason. anyways, i love you and i support you!! keep doin you
I never knew before watching this video how much I needed to hear a film retrospective from you. Awesome!
this was honestly the best vid I’ve seen in a while I just love hearing him talk about things Jon is just the greatest