The best - and surely executed according to plan - bits are the bleeps coming exactly after a FUCK has been uttered, censoring nasty words such as "the" and "off" LOL
Thank you Andy for both going through the scares alone, sans Safety Beanie, AND risking demonitization at the same time - wish I could afford a bigger thanks, but I hope the sentiment gets across!
I'm assuming Jane would've been beeping the swears but I'm glad Andy just had to duel wield something so funny about a character going aaaah fuck!! and then 2 seconds later a beep happens
This could make a brilliant base for a short story set in a zombie or similar apocalypse scenario where something mash the brains but mostly people just keep doing their last task until disturb and them go back to it (possibly even if they are no longer at the task in question)
I will never get bored of watch Andy play scary games. Fear academy is the highlight of my years viewing but now it has a close contender with Scary Games with no swearing. For me the bit that most summed up Andy's success with Bleeping the swears came at 1:27:24 - nailed it!
Andy: "Going to a Lovecraftian oil rig isn't going to solve all your problems." On the contrary, I've visited many Lovecraftian locations: oil rigs, dark caverns, New England towns (I was born in one!) and they've helped with all of my problems. Once you discover that you need to bow down and worship Cthulhu, everything just sorts itself out.
Warning! Forget what may or may not be bleeped! The levels of _salt_ in this video are enough to give a small village high blood pressure! And I love every minute of it! 🧂🧂🧂 🤣🤣🤣
Good stuff. It's impressive how Andy can do first person stressful parkour on the first try while consistently bleeping out every swear at the same time through an entire stream. (Get well soon, Jane)
I really can't handle horror, but I was hooked before realizing it was a horror game. The occasional bit of levity helped a lot. I wish this could have been completed though.
Sometimes people can't immediately come up with the name of their coworkers when running into them, but these guys see a giant flesh katamari a hundred yards away and instantly go 'Oy, that's Douglas!'
As hilarious as this was, if this swear-bleeping thing was some sort of corporate dictum passed down from the new overlords, I hope Andy doesn't get flack for not pulling off a laughably impossible task.
I worked in trucking in New England for a decade where the F word was a noun, adjective, verb, adverb, and participle... and even I thought the swearing was surprisingly excessive in this game. 😂😅
Me at the start: Wow this game is giving me real Alien Isolation vibes. The game 20 mins later: "Here's a locker you can hide in and a bunch of vents to crawl through 😁"
Always flail your hands wildly in front of your face while running. Thats where the speed comes from, many people incorrectly believe the legs are the source of power. This game proves what we all know: Flap fast to run fast.
A solo Andy let's play of a horror game? It's like Halloween is starting early this year. Not a bad thing at all. Hopefully I don't regret watching this while home alone after dark, in my house where trees tap on the walls.
Brave man Mr Farrant! You needed as many tentacles as The Thing for this! Hopefully UA-cam doesn't work with Scottish Accents so that monetisation is safe
🤣Love that right off the bat poor Andy's doing everything he can to bleep the swearing, but it comes through in the subtitles "loud and clear" lolz. The best laid plans, and all that. 👏Always a good time.
Hahaha Scottish person in the chat - as soon as you said you were going to bleep out all the swears I knew it was game over pal. That may actually be more challenging than the real game.
I loved watching another let's play of this so I'm excited you played it too; I would never play this (or any other horror game) because I'm a nervous wreck but I like watching other people do so! My sister lives in Glasgow so I'm there a lot and I understand your swearing woes, surprised it took so long for c*nt to turn up 😅 Glaswegian swearing is an art form
When I saw the preview for this video, I assumed it meant that Andy couldn’t curse and I thought, “Andy not being able to curse while playing a horror game? This is going to be a short stream.” 😂
I guess if Andy, of Scots descent so presumably well versed in the language, can say "Bollocked" early on, then he can hardly take exception to "Baws" or "Bawbag" Well done Andy. One hell of s challenge to juggle so much by himself
Anyone else think Andy looks like he's tied to the rig by his headphones? Like the rope is his cable? 😂 Idk...make me laugh and I can't unsee it now. 😂 Edit: 2:36 is perfect 👌
Corporate- the videos keep getting demonetised due to swearing or content. Let’s make our content creators censor as they go. Oxbox- ok, we can do this, and we will increase member engagement by letting them choose the game to stream. Members- understood the assignment. Voted for the one game released this year which is an automatic demonetisation due to language. Corporate- shocked Pikachu face.
They still do it, but it's biweekly so... Also speaking of, if ever there was a case for 'you died and the rest of the story is your brain firing one last time', it's this one
Oh Andy. Trying to bleep all the swears in a game about 70’s Scottish riggers, who are notorious for using expletives as a form of punctuation. You were set up like a prime turkey.
Coincidentally, I was talking with a student counselor today, and I mentioned liking how your videos have so little profanity or grossness. Not two minutes after logging out I saw this in an open tab and cracked up😂
You have been made to play a game with a high number of Scottish characters, alone, and bleep the swearing? I wouldn't even wish that on you for a Christmas challenge!
Poor Andy, Demonetized for sure. And to the chat that kept asking for the game volume increase, too bad, cuz he could have gotten away with the swears if the algo couldn't hear it.
Caz: *swears loudly*
30 seconds later: *bleep*
Andy: Nailed it.
It's the thought that counts 😂
The best - and surely executed according to plan - bits are the bleeps coming exactly after a FUCK has been uttered, censoring nasty words such as "the" and "off" LOL
Andy bleeping every word AFTER the curse is for some reason the most hilarious thing for me
@@TylersTruckTravels same! 😂
From the title, I thought this was gonna be "can Andy play this without swearing?"
But this is much more fun 😂
Thank you Andy for both going through the scares alone, sans Safety Beanie, AND risking demonitization at the same time - wish I could afford a bigger thanks, but I hope the sentiment gets across!
For some reason I thought this was going to be Andy trying not to swear.
Same
Me too! But it's not like Andy has that problem already even with scary games.
See Eurogamer's first Little Poppy Playtime livestream.
"Good, my torch is breaking. I hoped that would happen" 😂
I'm assuming Jane would've been beeping the swears but I'm glad Andy just had to duel wield something so funny about a character going aaaah fuck!! and then 2 seconds later a beep happens
And then Andy says "nailed it" after the late bleep 😂
“Even as a spider monster, there’s no escape from the tyranny of laundry” - that’s some of the most frightening horror imaginable right there. 😱
Onesie pajamas for spiders… 😱
This could make a brilliant base for a short story set in a zombie or similar apocalypse scenario where something mash the brains but mostly people just keep doing their last task until disturb and them go back to it (possibly even if they are no longer at the task in question)
“It’s just blasphemy, that’s fine”
One of Andy's greatest quotes
If the algorithms blocked the name of deities they would have a lot of very cross powerful people
I will never get bored of watch Andy play scary games. Fear academy is the highlight of my years viewing but now it has a close contender with Scary Games with no swearing. For me the bit that most summed up Andy's success with Bleeping the swears came at 1:27:24 - nailed it!
That was a GREAT "sea legs" joke. So casually delivered too lol
Andy: "Going to a Lovecraftian oil rig isn't going to solve all your problems."
On the contrary, I've visited many Lovecraftian locations: oil rigs, dark caverns, New England towns (I was born in one!) and they've helped with all of my problems. Once you discover that you need to bow down and worship Cthulhu, everything just sorts itself out.
You do realize that being consumed last still means you are going to be consumed, right?
@@mar_speedman You make consumption sound like a bad thing.
@@pctech714 I cannot argue with any of those points
Andy sure handled his bleeping business
The [bleep]ing stream kicks off at 1:46!
Thanks my dude
You wee legend
Thanks you legend
Actually the stream k[Beeeeeeeep]
Nailed it
“So that’s where you get your ‘C’ legs.”
Underated joke pun.
12:49
Warning! Forget what may or may not be bleeped! The levels of _salt_ in this video are enough to give a small village high blood pressure! And I love every minute of it! 🧂🧂🧂 🤣🤣🤣
Good stuff.
It's impressive how Andy can do first person stressful parkour on the first try while consistently bleeping out every swear at the same time through an entire stream.
(Get well soon, Jane)
More of this please. This was genuinely brilliant to watch
I really can't handle horror, but I was hooked before realizing it was a horror game. The occasional bit of levity helped a lot. I wish this could have been completed though.
Love the serene "Fuck", *beep* "nailed it"
The “very demure, very mindful” dash for the ladder was my fave 🤣
Andy's attempts at bleeping are a clear realization of the old phrase "it's the thought that counts."
Sometimes people can't immediately come up with the name of their coworkers when running into them, but these guys see a giant flesh katamari a hundred yards away and instantly go 'Oy, that's Douglas!'
Right? "Oh no, it's our cruel boss that's the giant head that's chasing after us!" How can you tell?? It's literally a giant bloated head!
love how Andy says his boss gave him a bollocking then explains he has to beep all swearing 😂😂😂
As hilarious as this was, if this swear-bleeping thing was some sort of corporate dictum passed down from the new overlords, I hope Andy doesn't get flack for not pulling off a laughably impossible task.
Right? No swearing in the "Swearing on an Oil Rig Simulator 2k24" game. Gotcha. Right on it, boss. 👍
The malicious compliance is glorious.
@@lisah-p8474 Andy: "I bleeped every swear word, see? What do you mean it doesn't count if I bleeped after the word was said??"
„This, ladies and gentlemen, why we have a Patreon.“
nice to see Andy trying to bleep out the swears, now to hope he did a good enough job that the stream will be monitised
I worked in trucking in New England for a decade where the F word was a noun, adjective, verb, adverb, and participle... and even I thought the swearing was surprisingly excessive in this game. 😂😅
@@lisah-p8474I’ve been to Scotland, trust me this was very light on swearing 😂
"always check for treasure chest under the stairs." Love the pro gamer strats from Andy.
I'd be calling someone that as well if they left my cake on Argyle Street
Me at the start: Wow this game is giving me real Alien Isolation vibes.
The game 20 mins later: "Here's a locker you can hide in and a bunch of vents to crawl through 😁"
The Pitch: "Alien Isolation but the Alien can speak and it's angry and it swears a lot"
Absolutely loved this game when I played it, not a long game but well worth playing, I wholeheartedly recommend playing it to anyone who hasn’t
1:42:20 I love how this stuff around the generator has that weird "Color Out of Space" iridescent, psychedelic glow. It looks perfectly otherworldly.
Andy handled his bleeping business
Always flail your hands wildly in front of your face while running. Thats where the speed comes from, many people incorrectly believe the legs are the source of power. This game proves what we all know: Flap fast to run fast.
Really fun stream. The bleeping made it even more entertaining as well.
Never heard of this game but this is some really impressive level design.
Ian did a full play through, though I honestly don’t remember if it was on Eurogamer or his personal channel. The storyline is really good too.
A solo Andy let's play of a horror game? It's like Halloween is starting early this year. Not a bad thing at all. Hopefully I don't regret watching this while home alone after dark, in my house where trees tap on the walls.
This is like Carrion but from the view of the researchers
Funny enough, I was also thinking that. It's the millions of tiny tentacles
More like Still Wakes the Bleep. Am I right?
More like Still Wakes the Deep [Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep]
Nailed it
"Wow, guess what? I lived."
But is living in a world without swearing really living, Andy?
I enjoy the contrast of Andy being extremely prim and English, while the cast is extremely Scottish xD
Brave man Mr Farrant! You needed as many tentacles as The Thing for this!
Hopefully UA-cam doesn't work with Scottish Accents so that monetisation is safe
🤣Love that right off the bat poor Andy's doing everything he can to bleep the swearing, but it comes through in the subtitles "loud and clear" lolz. The best laid plans, and all that. 👏Always a good time.
Hahaha Scottish person in the chat - as soon as you said you were going to bleep out all the swears I knew it was game over pal. That may actually be more challenging than the real game.
"Whoa! Why is your head so big?!" - Me, to my son (daily)
1:31:32 "Bye, helicopter! Love you." 😂
I loved watching another let's play of this so I'm excited you played it too; I would never play this (or any other horror game) because I'm a nervous wreck but I like watching other people do so! My sister lives in Glasgow so I'm there a lot and I understand your swearing woes, surprised it took so long for c*nt to turn up 😅 Glaswegian swearing is an art form
Well I had a lovely time and Andy was very brave.
I say you finish the rest of the game on one of the October Halloween streams please 🙏
"That's just blasphemy, that's fine" xDDD
Liked at 12:50 "Ah, this is where you get your C Legs from!"
Should have rigged the 'bleep out' button as a foot petal😂
When I saw the preview for this video, I assumed it meant that Andy couldn’t curse and I thought, “Andy not being able to curse while playing a horror game? This is going to be a short stream.” 😂
Andy is totally handling his business! Nailed it!😂
Maybe it’s just me but health and safety should really take a look at this oil platform
Andy playing horror games is such a chill vibe. Love it.
I guess if Andy, of Scots descent so presumably well versed in the language, can say "Bollocked" early on, then he can hardly take exception to "Baws" or "Bawbag"
Well done Andy. One hell of s challenge to juggle so much by himself
The monster really reminds me of the thing from Carrion.
Favourite part of this stream:
Why is this locker telling me to hide, what am I hiding from!
1:25:05 "sprout crinch" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That had me rolling in the middle of the chase sceen lmaoo 😂😂
SPROUT CRINCH! LET'S GO!
Here cause i just finished Wyrdwood and need more Oxy goodness in my life
I'm cracking up 😂 'Sprout crinch!" 😂😂😂😂
2:03:41 SEAGULLS! STOP IT NOW!
Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach
Said, "Seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut"
@@dee... and they did, and they did.
1:34:12 "I'm no electrician" (is literally playing an electrician)
Can't wait for the movie where Butler's doing that goofy panic-run...
Bleeping simulator 2024 looks great
Can we give a raise to the painters of yellow paint. Their working over time.
"God there's so much stuff on my face... now I've immediately lost my orientation."
-A.F., 2024
"Gibbo! Gibbo! Gibbo!"
"Did you see that?"
"Yeah"
"What's Gibbo?"
"I figure it's some guy's name.
Some guy named Gibbo."
I am loving the streams!! Thanks oxboxtra! Yall have really helped me!!
Still Wakes the Deep: a game in which pulled pork arises from the ocean to wreak terrible revenge on a Scottish oil rig.
Excellent work, Andy! Not sure this one will get to be monetized, but I had quite a bit of fun!
"I'm not entirely sure if fud is a swear" 😂
It’s certainly not polite
I love Horror Games with Andy, it would be awesome t have more of those
the failed and delayed bleeping made my laugh out loud soooo much. such a fun steam. hope to see u finish this!!
"Andy, what brings you to the Doctor's office today?"
Andy: 53:16
Anyone else think Andy looks like he's tied to the rig by his headphones? Like the rope is his cable? 😂 Idk...make me laugh and I can't unsee it now. 😂
Edit: 2:36 is perfect 👌
Corporate- the videos keep getting demonetised due to swearing or content. Let’s make our content creators censor as they go.
Oxbox- ok, we can do this, and we will increase member engagement by letting them choose the game to stream.
Members- understood the assignment. Voted for the one game released this year which is an automatic demonetisation due to language.
Corporate- shocked Pikachu face.
Good Job Andy! I would have abandoned that game after about 20 minutes. Hope Jane feels better soon!
5:43 don't know if they still do it, as I admit I've fallen off, but still appreciate the occasional Mom Can't Cook reference
They still do it, but it's biweekly so...
Also speaking of, if ever there was a case for 'you died and the rest of the story is your brain firing one last time', it's this one
@@mar_speedman uh, hasn't it _always_ been biweekly, with the So Weird patron podcast going in the off weeks one it began?
@@micahnewby7964 I meant that it feels like it's been so long because of that
@@mar_speedman fair
1:52:40 As a Wobbly, I enjoyed that achievement very much.
I expect Ellen plays Wukong Black Myth. There's a portion there that can be used for science research. 😅
Ah, the big, oozing curtain of flesh.
They really shot streamers in the foot with this game 😂 the c word throughout!!
The face flesh walls are horrifying ngl 🙈
Oh Andy. Trying to bleep all the swears in a game about 70’s Scottish riggers, who are notorious for using expletives as a form of punctuation. You were set up like a prime turkey.
Swear button the true qte
Coincidentally, I was talking with a student counselor today, and I mentioned liking how your videos have so little profanity or grossness.
Not two minutes after logging out I saw this in an open tab and cracked up😂
I’ll have a “Sprout Crinch!!” t-shirt in XXL please. Oh make it XL and I’ll give the ladies a show.
There are only three nations that swear better than England, Australia, Ireland and Scotland! This was an impossible task. 😂
Thanks for the Chill stream! Stay safe & sane! 🙂 🐙 PS: Praise our Seagull Overlords!!
"Andy Swear Simulator 3000" is ready for market
You have been made to play a game with a high number of Scottish characters, alone, and bleep the swearing? I wouldn't even wish that on you for a Christmas challenge!
Man I love Not For Broadcast!
lol even PlayStation Access didn't bleep the swears for this with how many there are XD
Figured you might need the dono. That was a tall order to fill 🤣
Unrelated to the vid but please can yall do a watch along horror movie this hallowstream I absolutely love those vids please do more!!!
1:05:16 no it doesnt, your character is not ElectroBOOM, Andy.
Poor Andy, Demonetized for sure. And to the chat that kept asking for the game volume increase, too bad, cuz he could have gotten away with the swears if the algo couldn't hear it.
Anyone else notice that the light levels oks like a giant 👁️