In the genre of obscure Morrowind music videos, this is the most niche. ALSO I LOOKED IT UP AND HIS SPEECHCRAFT TRAINING LEVEL REALLY IS 70 I'm promoting you to guildmaster
AllIN All part of the appeal for me is TES, but I'd be exploring elsewhere too if i we're you because this is good stuff in my opinion. Get as much exposure as possible.
"We had two bags of chokeweed, seventy-five pellets of moon sugar, five sheets of high powered shalk resin, a salt shaker half full of void salts, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of scrib jelly, a quart of ectoplasm, a case of potions, a pint of raw skooma and two dozen daedra hearts. Not that we needed all this for the trip to Sheogorad, but once you get locked in a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can" Excerpt from a blade's agent journal entry who was stationed with caius cosades
The only thing that really worried me was the skooma. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a skooma binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the Cliff Racers start closing in, the only cure is to load up on copious amounts of skooma and then jump like a bastard from Seyda Neen to Balmora ... with your Fortify Acrobatics spells at top level and at least a pint of Restore Magica potions.
I'm not sure exactly what weird subculture of Morrowind fans it is that create songs and raps based on the game, but by god, I love it, and I love what you contribute to it. Awesome work, All in All.
"Corpus disease? Nah man, it is a hoax perpetrated by the Empire to exert control on Morrowind. It isn't even real." -Imperial Spymaster in a rare moment of truth.
I literally need more songs just like this. The beat. The lyrics. Everything. I play it in the car, at the bar, looking at stars. I play this song easily 5 times a day. Please AllinAll more songs like this please!
ancient imperials: one thousand six hundred and ten one million six hundred and ten two millions six hundred and ten.... nowadays: "iiim sooo hiiigh righhht noooow"
The best song TES song of yours, imo. Listening on repeat for the last hour while working hard to meet the deadline and, Lord, who knew the Moon could be so sweet...
I came back after some time to binge-watch your entire channel just for the sake of it. Upon stumbling clumsily in this video, I came to my senses: I had completely forgotten how fire this banger is. Ringtone for me.
your songs are the kind of music i so terribly love but have no idea how to explain to anyone who may overhear it thank you good sir for your brilliant cultural heritage
I've just discovered your channel after randomly coming across your masterpiece of an opera for Pelinal and started watching your Elder Scrolls videos. Had the stupidest smile plastered on my face all throughout this one. You've earned my subscription, man. PLEASE keep it up.
The fact that he's an addict and doesn't even hide it give him so much character. I thought that was so strange as a kid playing this for the first time, like is this spymaster of the Blades that I have to take orders from really this weird old guy that rents a scummy room that he smokes crack in? Is this the MAIN quest? But now it just seems quaint yet well developed.
Found this by searching for Caius Cosades moon sugar and good skooma pipe, because I noticed the pipe under his bed and sugar on his nightstand. I wanted to see if anyone else found this as funny as I did, found this video, yep, I see there are plenty that did.
AllinAll AllinAll I mean this is on par with Heart by zilchonum or Dagoth Ur - Sunder. As in completely painful when coupled with real life drugs and alcohol. The Blades part hurts my liver and makes my kidneys quiver
In the genre of obscure Morrowind music videos, this is the most niche.
ALSO I LOOKED IT UP AND HIS SPEECHCRAFT TRAINING LEVEL REALLY IS 70
I'm promoting you to guildmaster
I'm accepting my new title. Is good it with ya if I try to expand this shit beyond TES?
Like the Adoring Fan, I'm going wherever you're going
AllIN All part of the appeal for me is TES, but I'd be exploring elsewhere too if i we're you because this is good stuff in my opinion. Get as much exposure as possible.
So the new video is very much TES but it's live action. So brace yourselves, guys:D
C'est pas gentil ça DEREX X 😁
♬ ♪ it's 70 by the wayyy ♩ ♫
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Holy shit ! Another Elder Scrolls song artist
collab when?
2 legends meet, what will happen!?
i'm ripped and im on my wayyy
"We had two bags of chokeweed, seventy-five pellets of moon sugar, five sheets of high powered shalk resin, a salt shaker half full of void salts, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of scrib jelly, a quart of ectoplasm, a case of potions, a pint of raw skooma and two dozen daedra hearts. Not that we needed all this for the trip to Sheogorad, but once you get locked in a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can" Excerpt from a blade's agent journal entry who was stationed with caius cosades
"We cannot stay here, this is cliff racer's country!!!"
You are a freaking hero man!
Don’t forget your Dibella statue!
The only thing that really worried me was the skooma. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a skooma binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the Cliff Racers start closing in, the only cure is to load up on copious amounts of skooma and then jump like a bastard from Seyda Neen to Balmora ... with your Fortify Acrobatics spells at top level and at least a pint of Restore Magica potions.
this is canon
Yes
Definitely
C0DA makes it canon
Nah he really does smoke moon sugar
@@goldvivec1344 no C0da needed for this one, caius is just a moonhead
God I fucking lost it at the part where a randomly selected prisoner is "definitely" your ancient hero Nerevar, incredible
This is proof Lord Vivec is still with us.
darn i thought we all killed that fetcher
That hermaphrodic s'wit, I hope Sheogorath throws another moon at him.
That's right...
Hard to kill that knows they dont exist
Caius smoking spoiled moon sugar is a sign that Vivec is still alive?
I'm not sure exactly what weird subculture of Morrowind fans it is that create songs and raps based on the game, but by god, I love it, and I love what you contribute to it. Awesome work, All in All.
The one that makes nude mods.
Wilfre I just love it, I keep coming back to vibe.
russians
@@qfrgwt8651 lmfao
missed one on "but by god", should have been by the nine :)
When you play as a Khajiit Nerevarine and just hang out at Caius' crib smoking for the rest of the Third Era.
Ra'el needs to know Position of friend!
Azura be like: “out of all of these reincarnations, THIS is the one who succeeded?!”
I was always down with bro Ra'Virr, always a bed there to sleep, and sold his ceramics for drugs
"Corpus disease? Nah man, it is a hoax perpetrated by the Empire to exert control on Morrowind. It isn't even real." -Imperial Spymaster in a rare moment of truth.
When the greatest joke hits the smallest audience
I started playing morrowind again a few days ago cause I’m laid up in bed with pneumonia. This song paired with cough syrup and a fever is drug like.
Do get better tho.
This song is drug like even with no cough syrup and fever, but that combo sounds life-changing.
Legends say Orange Ranger never really came back from the moon.
Twu toobz
@@ThomasUfnalCrowlake _100%._
My russian wife showed me this, She made me play morrowind and now I'm addicted to this song
Lucky guy good wife you have!
Lucky guy, wife you have.
Good wife. Marry her.
Lucky wide, good vogim
finally Caius getting the recognition he deserves
Hw is a fan favourite. People miss him after he leaves for cyrrodil.
Poor Caius Cosades, He just wants to be back home in Cyrodiil but his duty keeps him here, Morrowind is no place for a homesick Imperial.
But he's stoned AF so its ok for now
Solstheim is even worse. That imperial cult priest cries everytime we run into him at fort frostmoth.
oh yes daddy caius i'm ready to receive your orders
Lmfao dude 😂
Caucus: good boi
*gives the Nerevarine some moon sugar*
You are making Morrowind memes in 2018. Enough reasons for me to subscribe.
I love how Crassius curio is Rubbing his hands
Anticipating that Nerevarine pussy.
This is the definition of an underrated channel
That's a kinda title I am going for so don't tell your friend;)
@@AllINAllmusic Do you mind if I use a bit of this song in a Morrowind video I'm planning on making? I'll credit you of course
@@CommieG not at all! Send me the vid when you post it.
Who here still listening to this on Mid year of 4E 201?
Those were the waning months of the Coronavirus era, and the final hours of my life
@@BiomechanicalBrick * Oblivion theme starts playing *
"The Elder Scrolls IV: Coroblivion"
Bruh, bitch it is the 5E 304 first harvest here right now
I keep hearing dragons
@@hamptusmaximus6289 bro you still back there its 5E 1026
I literally need more songs just like this. The beat. The lyrics. Everything. I play it in the car, at the bar, looking at stars. I play this song easily 5 times a day. Please AllinAll more songs like this please!
the 4:3 aspect ratio is the cherry ontop, great stuff
ancient imperials:
one thousand six hundred and ten
one million six hundred and ten
two millions six hundred and ten....
nowadays:
"iiim sooo hiiigh righhht noooow"
epic comment
Reject Modernity
Embrace Tradition
*Rip and Tear*
@@arempy5836 untill its done
Back in my day when you asked "Seen any elves?" you weren't being sarcastic.
That song is so damn stuck in my head... I'm washing the dishes and I randomly get myself going: "SAVING MORROWIiIiIND BY SENDING ONE OF MY INMATES"
That's so cool to hear, man:D Also one of my favorite parts.
Randomly selected
truly a nirnposting classic
I can relate to this
@Plastic Harp Had to change my name on here, forgot I use this email. I didn't get an interview for that job.
This whole channel is like a fever dream I love it
There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing...
4 years latter i still come back to this song. thank you, for everything
Ah yes, the only actual sugar daddy
Quite late to comment but: Uncle Sweetshare? :insert the ??? meme:
5 years later I'm still toking to this and laughing at the "he finally left" part
The bards collage could NEVER-
The lucidity with which I can imagine Caius hastily smoking skooma before work is ludicrous.
God I wish I could be held in his strong, elderly, buff, pock-marked arms...
Caius Oppa!
Damn this tune is catchy
The best song TES song of yours, imo. Listening on repeat for the last hour while working hard to meet the deadline and, Lord, who knew the Moon could be so sweet...
This has no right being this catchy, I have had this in my head for weeks.
I came back after some time to binge-watch your entire channel just for the sake of it. Upon stumbling clumsily in this video, I came to my senses: I had completely forgotten how fire this banger is. Ringtone for me.
It was fun improvising this one.
"I'm ripped and im on my way"
Iconic
Easily the best Morrowind song. Thank you for making this.
your songs are the kind of music i so terribly love but have no idea how to explain to anyone who may overhear it
thank you good sir for your brilliant cultural heritage
This is hypnotizing
I found this by accident and have had it stuck in my head for days. Good shit.
Im still playing morrowind and i love it
How am I just hearing this for the first time now.
This is amazing.
I showed this song to my sister who knows nothing about morrowind and she immedietly added it to her playlist, as she shoud, this is the best
A sister of taste I see.
@@AllINAllmusic Is now!
Dank ness 100
Speechcraft 70
Oh man, I've just discovered this channel yesterday but by the nine I'm here to stay, keep doing what you're doing♥️👌
This is high level art.
Looks like I need to get myself a Skooma pipe.
*passes the pipe*
@@AllINAllmusic *inhales* This shit's better then Jet, but why do you look like a cat?
man this is such a banger I just found out about your channel much to late. Love your work!
I've just discovered your channel after randomly coming across your masterpiece of an opera for Pelinal and started watching your Elder Scrolls videos. Had the stupidest smile plastered on my face all throughout this one. You've earned my subscription, man. PLEASE keep it up.
Yep
this dance in the 1:00 is amazing, i can't wait to perform something like that
@@Helmholtzwatson1984 probably it's impossible for a human being
I think about this video at least 3 times a week. I can't get over it. Please Caius give me mercy
Heart for Animal Crossing.
The fact that he's an addict and doesn't even hide it give him so much character. I thought that was so strange as a kid playing this for the first time, like is this spymaster of the Blades that I have to take orders from really this weird old guy that rents a scummy room that he smokes crack in? Is this the MAIN quest? But now it just seems quaint yet well developed.
Thank you, AllinAll for creating such wonderful songs!
It's ok.
This is my comfort video
Mine: ua-cam.com/video/AstcRlwaHfE/v-deo.html
Vibing at 12:24 AM rn, I wish this went for 10 hours so I could feel this new feeling for longer.
This is so weird but awesome at the same time! I keep coming back to vibe.
I really want a mod that makes caius play a skooma smoking animation at all times.
I haven't even played Morrowind, I just think your songs are great on their own. Keep it up bb
MrTurtleThief Damn, thanks!
Genuinely better than most top 40's music.
We do need an influx of Moon sugar-inspired black metal though.
nun yurbis *Pelinal enters the game*
@@AllINAllmusic I love you, you gosh darn cyborg! :D
The lyrics are amazing but do you have an instrumental cause damn it's so goooood.
I'll get it for you:)
soundcloud.com/musicbyallinall/moon-sugar-caius-cosades-song-instrumental/s-EtyfV go ahead, freestyle.
AllIN All thank you so much! ❤️
@@AllINAllmusic that's amazing
Imperial spymaster ends unrest in Cyrodiil with moon sugar (3E 428, colorized)
This is actually really good
Years later and this is the best, the funniest video -- Thanks y'all.
This sent me to the Cloud District
This deserve 1 M views.
Thank you a lot sera!
I've shared this with so many people, it's incredible.
Blindingly amazing.
rip a fat bong and put this on loop as i look for wraithguard
so sweet
0:58 made me lose it
best morrowind vid ever
The emperor's most skilled operative in the region.
that hook is butter
straight FIRE
Cheers for letting me use this in my video, love you xoxo
Oh this... this is beautiful.
Timeless masterpiece.
This is art
Nothing like a lil mightnight Skooma run.
" I love crack cocaine ", - Caius Cosades
I cried when he said that.
I Love Morrowind, I Love Caius
I don't know why, but I feel as though moonsugar would be a very good code name for cocaine.
This is godly. I love it
When he sang "BLA-A-A-a-ADES, BL-BLA-A-A-a-ADES" I felt that. ( 1:00 )
And you just keep on providing. Quality content my friend. Grade A
By the divines this is beautiful!
I miss my boy Caius.
I hope he's safe. I hope he's alright.
I want a 10 hour version of this.
This is actually badass.
I LOVE this!!!
The music is really nice. The lyrics and video are hilarious!
Well damn, he's so high he fast forward to Cyrodiil about 6 years to the future.
So, beside The Scrolls, Skooma is the altenative way to time travel.
Not putting Caius in Oblivion was the worst thing Bethesda ever did to us
Not even CHIM can fill the Caius Cosades shaped hole in my heart.
This shit is so smooth bro
Just like the energizer bunny, he just keeps on going and going and going.
Found this by searching for Caius Cosades moon sugar and good skooma pipe, because I noticed the pipe under his bed and sugar on his nightstand. I wanted to see if anyone else found this as funny as I did, found this video, yep, I see there are plenty that did.
But what's important is that you felt like discovering something.
How have I never found this yet this is lit
It is one of my favorite internet songs for sure.
I watched this too many times while drinking and it was stuck in my head while hung over and throwing up.
My mission is complete.
AllinAll AllinAll I mean this is on par with Heart by zilchonum or Dagoth Ur - Sunder. As in completely painful when coupled with real life drugs and alcohol. The Blades part hurts my liver and makes my kidneys quiver
caius cosades is the alter ego of Kirkbride
this is my favorite song i wish it was longer