@@tengu2D The OG Morrowind community has intense hatred for Bosmer. It's kind of a running joke. For layman's terms-- Fargoth is like the Nazeem/memed NPC that everyone kills and racism tends to stem around Bosmer due to the harsh atmosphere of Morrowind racism. You can see other media of this like the old meme video "Morrowind - Celebration" where one of the jokes is just slaughtering Bosmer fargoth clones for no reason. Just how Morrowind is back in the day, random "haha murder hobo Bosmer funni".
What's the difference between a guar and an argonian? One of them is a lazy lizard that can't do anything but grunt and lazily wallow around all day and the other is a guar.
@@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere Morrowind didn't get annihilated, you concussion victim. The Velothis range (Redoran) and Fyrewatch (telvanni peninsula) and isles are still under dunmer control
@@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere After black marsh got its ass kicked for thousands of years by them? And while Morrowind was handling the Oblivion Crisis AND the destruction of Vvardenfell? And the dumb lizards still couldn't conquer Morrowind? What a joke.
@@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere no I just think it's funny after millennia of enslavement the Argonians fumbled the ball completely with their revenge. Also I can tell you're some awkward unlovable slob and irritating you is fun
Get the Black Horse Courier! Eruption!: The Red Mountain in the province of Morrowind has erupted after a Telvanni poet dropped an explosive track on Tamriel!
I was playing this song around my cousin(he loves to play as argonians in every elder scrolls game ) so when he heard "argonians are property" he got triggered
I knew what I was getting myself into when I decided to watch Morrowind fan stuff on youtube. Just having to remind myself of that...because I think this is perfect
i recently seen that i don't see how thos as an eruption from that beast would take half of morrowind with it it as big as throat of the World or was so the island would normal be under water
*"Your mom came for a visit, asked me how I'm getting by"* *I point to my 'short blade,' say...* *Why walk when you can ride?" * I literally screamed so loud my cat left
Brainlet N'wahs: Argonians are the most powerful race because during the oblivion crisis, when the gates opened they invaded Mehrunes Dagons realm so hard that he had to close the gates out of fear and their connection to the hist meants that they are immortal and have access to a superintelligent species wide collective consciousness and they also... Dunmer:
Filthy creatures. I've share this with all my n'wahs… Even a few outlanders if I think they are men of culture. I'm also praying this blows up and you make more quality tracks.
Years ago I had my appendix bust in me, I had two weeks in the hospital and two surgies. No food and no water during that whole time not even ice chips. Eyes were all red and yellow from massive infection and my skin went gray. Closest I ever was to being a dunmer lol
Now I like skooma, and cold Mazte, but I hate the N'wahs, yessiree. There's two known things that'll make me puke, that's a cold slimy lizard, and those walkin' fur boots. They're N'wahs; you've seen it, Stick your cat-back out and I'll skin it. And the Imperial City- Can't win if the Dunmer stick with N'wah hatin me. ~Dagoth Reb Edit: (Hlaalu, Hlaalu! Where are you? I'm on my knees in Cyrodil, selling out on you! Hlaalu, Hlaalu, come out! "No! I'm a-scared of Telvanni back on Vvardenfell!")
We saved those n'wah's by bringing them into our intellectual, cultured society! If those filthy beast-folk don't thank us for letting them serve in our mushroom towers... I'll personally release my nix hounds and start the bloodmoon all over again.
I love this. Sometimes I wish a few words were pronounced so I'd have understood them the first time, but the s'wit/sweet pun (regarding Hlaalu) works better this way.
You know a true Morrowind veteran composed these lyrics, simply because the first thing they dissed was a Bosmer.
im not an OG morrowinder, what does this mean 😞
@@tengu2D The OG Morrowind community has intense hatred for Bosmer. It's kind of a running joke. For layman's terms-- Fargoth is like the Nazeem/memed NPC that everyone kills and racism tends to stem around Bosmer due to the harsh atmosphere of Morrowind racism.
You can see other media of this like the old meme video "Morrowind - Celebration" where one of the jokes is just slaughtering Bosmer fargoth clones for no reason. Just how Morrowind is back in the day, random "haha murder hobo Bosmer funni".
@@Shogun_Sorrow i love the Elder Scrolls community
and thanks sm for explaining!
"WhY mUst yoU pEopLe alWayS picK oN tHe sMall OneS???"
Imagine being a B*smer.
I can imagine telvanni teens jamming to this at winterhold college campus during weekend partys
Ukko The Dwarf i can imagine the telvanni bois beating up fellow argonian student mage for sharing the same hall of countenance
Arysutha Negara well now that you mention it, you dont see lot of argonian mages in winterhold,,,,
telvanni "youths"
@@sygos attention 900 year old army subscribe to pewdiepie
*Argonian that’s the dragonborn walks in.*
"Why walk, when you can ride?" I'm dying...
I know, right?! I am soooooo immature! lol!
Why ride when you can travel underground? All of the Hist are connected, and there are Hist trees in almost every Argonian town in Argonia
I gotta use this line to flirt, it’s too thundercock energy not to.
@@DiousVious nice to know the slaves can go from one plantation to the next so fast!
Hippity, Hoppity
Lizards are property.
Correct
And shoes. Really good shoes.
What a grand and intoxicating mixtape!
A Mixtape... hmmm. 🤔
@@AllINAllmusic please?
Nirn needs you
Now that I've finally familiar with Berserk... NO.
Fuck you Griffith
@@gutstheabsolutestud9100 ua-cam.com/video/mfD7nScwPb8/v-deo.html
No form of recall or intervention can get this song out of my head
CHIM'd so hard, I felt another Dragonbreak erupt
You can feel it too, don't you?
Argonians are property
They may or may not have killed m’aiq in this video
So lit
StraightUpIrish HHHHHEEEEYYYYY!!! Its my British homie
i just realized that the orcs appeared to get a pass, heh.
make good Slave drivers them and nords so long as there greedy there fine
@@CommanderM117 Yeah with their looks they're great to strike fear into the slaves
Orsimer and Dunmer weirdly get along.
Indirectly, they were shat on by Boethia. So the pass is mutual.
Real respects real
What's the difference between a guar and an argonian?
One of them is a lazy lizard that can't do anything but grunt and lazily wallow around all day and the other is a guar.
Suddenly, the Black Tide.
@@miruneverdies of course an anime pfp gremlin is pro-argonian
@@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere Morrowind didn't get annihilated, you concussion victim. The Velothis range (Redoran) and Fyrewatch (telvanni peninsula) and isles are still under dunmer control
@@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere After black marsh got its ass kicked for thousands of years by them? And while Morrowind was handling the Oblivion Crisis AND the destruction of Vvardenfell? And the dumb lizards still couldn't conquer Morrowind? What a joke.
@@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere no I just think it's funny after millennia of enslavement the Argonians fumbled the ball completely with their revenge. Also I can tell you're some awkward unlovable slob and irritating you is fun
This is probably the most accurate representation of the Morrowind community I've ever seen. Y'all are amazing.
~Y'all n'wahs don't even drink skooma~
Also: Yo mama so fat, even a full set of Feather enchantments couldn't get her ass moving.
Yo mama so fat she makes Yagrum Bagarn look like Caius Cosades
Yo mama so fat I needed a scroll of Icarian flight just to get on her
Yo mama so fat, she bigger and heavier than Baar Dau
Yo momma so fat it takes the heart of Lorkhan to keep her blood pumping
This video is pure Ebony.
R Zero property of the emperor?
The ending of the words is ALMSIVI
I should've somehow worked that in.
Regardless, great work love your stuff.
The beats are fire, like my ancestor's wrath
You'll hear me playing these sick beats out from my new silt strider sound system.
Bring it on.
fucking dope
Make sure you install some spell reflect on that thing so the neighbors can't cast Silence on you.
WHAT A FOOL I AM , HOW COULD I KILL A RAP GOD
WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE!
All my mer from Tel Vos to Vivec nod, Vehk nod.
This outcome I did not foresee, that you would bring such FIRE RYHMES MY N'WAH
Get the Black Horse Courier!
Eruption!: The Red Mountain in the province of Morrowind has erupted after a Telvanni poet dropped an explosive track on Tamriel!
Telvanni go hard
I waiting for you to appear:D
Always here
Like Divayth Fyr
Last time someone went this hard, Malacath shat out Baar Dau
Best house
I'd be so psyched to see AllinAll and Young Scrolls do a collab
Yes
No. The fire from such bars would burn the godhead from the inside
I was playing this song around my cousin(he loves to play as argonians in every elder scrolls game ) so when he heard "argonians are property" he got triggered
(Argonain reeeing)
Neeeeneeeeeneeeee Neeeeneeeeeneeeee neneneeenee
@@ranaaldridge8685 underrated comment 😭😭😭😭😭
@Ryan Borganson *CHEEEEEEEEESE*
May The Hist Guide Us, Marsh-Friends.
Is this the true effect of the Tools?
Chronica it is.
When DJ Kagrenac played this, it was so fucking lit the Dwemer turned to ash
@@samuelwithers2221 C0DA MAKES THIS CANNON
Thanks to my dunmeri fire resistance I survived this *LIT* trap.
SUPERIOR DUNMER GENETICS
once you go dunmer there no going back Sora
Why is this actually a great song?
M' Serra, just made me re-install Morrowind again.
Now go buy some slaves.
I knew what I was getting myself into when I decided to watch Morrowind fan stuff on youtube. Just having to remind myself of that...because I think this is perfect
I've heard that accent Elswheyr
Damn this new.
This is how you honor the 6th house, the tribe unmourned.
this makes me happy vvardenfell maybe a apocalyptic wasteland now but the memes will stay and dunmeri culture.
thank you muthsera
More than welcome! *cries*
CommanderM117
In dragonborn didn't someone say something about resettling going on
yes in the southern land the island itself is very unlikely to get settle for another 200 year maybe more
I dont remember where did it said it but in Skyrim it says that 10 or so years after the eruption they managed to rebuild even up to Balmora.
i recently seen that i don't see how thos as an eruption from that beast would take half of morrowind with it it as big as throat of the World or was so the island would normal be under water
This song made it really easy to remember all the race names. Lots of good cultural knowledge too. Definitely recommending this as a tutoring tool.
Lit as red mountain.
Do you have boots of blinding speed on? From Facebook to here.
you bet, my n'wah
This deserves more views.
Thank you! I was hoping Russian (my country) TES community would share it but so far they passed on this one:D
AllIN All America will not fail you !!!
the Ashlands of scotland gives you a like
France send you their regards
He can rap because Is an dark elf
Now rise for the Morrowind national anthem
I'm offensive and I find this argonian.
Casate conmigo.
Godzilla has a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
Nice One
@@barbiidollxox just report him, fucking unbelievable, this people...
@@FernandoSegovia701 thanks :) and yeah i will, it was so uneccessary
This.... This is art. It actually brought a tear to my eye
Holy shit these lyrics are clever as fuck. Well done my guy.
I just zero summed after watching this. Great work!
This is the closest to gangster rap I’ll listen to.
As an Argonian, I approve this message.
Lizards are property
-This message was from House Dagoth gang
@@markokrstic8795
No, we aren't, you fucking idiot
-This message was from An-xileel gang
Why is the farm equipment speaking? BACK TO WORK, N'WAH!
Every dunmer gangsta till the swamp starts speaking lizard
@@hides-in-marshes1434 get off the Internet, S'wit
*"Your mom came for a visit, asked me how I'm getting by"*
*I point to my 'short blade,' say...*
*Why walk when you can ride?" *
I literally screamed so loud my cat left
Holy shit, this is actually good.
This shit is more fire than Goldbrand
I think i just achieved chim
I only found your music recently and it's so good I just can't believe I've been living without it
Straight outta Balmora.
the 10th divine
just mad because you can't breathe underwater without a high alteration skill
How bout you alter some bitches nwah
grind down some kwama beaks and hackle-Lo leaves, or fungus. any dunmer can grind something to dust and add water
At first I didn't like this, now I'm humming along. It's only a matter of time before I start singing along. Someone take this away from me.
NO. I'm going to Coldharbour and I'm taking you all with me.
Can't take me if I'm already dead.
King of Worms might disagree with you on this.
Is that a threat? >:^0000
In Morrowind you do not obey Gravity, Gravity obeys you.
Vivec achieved CHIM after watching this
Shit someone isngoing to give young scrolls a run for their money. Nice worm
And just like Young Scrolls he's going to be niche for a while until his channel blows up.
the recording industry association of argonia has given this a parental advisory warning for explicit content
HeadlessKamikaze such nice guys:D
I love this and the An-Xileel song so much, they are literally running in loop while I play eso as my dunmer
dude how much time did you spend on these lyrics they are god like XD
Gavin Rae not too much. Cause I spent too much time playing this game and it all came from it:)
This has brightened up my week. Thank you so much, sera
You are welcome! New one next week:)
Dunmers: Thalmor? Stormcloak? What? Get the hell out my yurt, n’wah.
Damn those dry-skin Dunmer and their sick beats! Thank the hist for the An-Xileel!
Tit, God of the spores just wait
ua-cam.com/video/M6cGzbzoEWE/v-deo.html
Freaking fire bro 1:21 that edit on the pier was dope.
Damn, it might've been the first scene I invisioned for the vid. So very much appreciated.
I wanna see a Morrowind rap battle between this guy and the Young Scrolls. A rap adaptation of the 36 Lessons, perhaps... please?
How will I battle someone without a voice?
@@AllINAllmusic That's what the ancient Tongues said to Jurgen Windcaller.
But it's a good question. You might have won by default.
Brainlet N'wahs: Argonians are the most powerful race because during the oblivion crisis, when the gates opened they invaded Mehrunes Dagons realm so hard that he had to close the gates out of fear and their connection to the hist meants that they are immortal and have access to a superintelligent species wide collective consciousness and they also...
Dunmer:
They needed a tree to do that
@@CarrrionCrow a leaf!
Your talent is intimidating and intoxicating. Love it.
Thank you, don't be intimidated!
legendary
Not sure if this caused me to zero sum or achieve CHIM
блять, это прекрасно
я не могу перестать переслушивать это снова и снова
благослови тебя Трибунал
Finally, someone said what we're all thinking about Argonians.
This is so stupid BUT WHY IS IT SO GOOD
You think this is stupis? You just wait and see...
haha woops, ill fix it
Are you a Shalk? You're spitting hot fire.
That's a new favorite one:D
Ts is legendary 😩
The ultimate Morrowind/Dunmer experience
That silt strider sample is fucking awesome
Holy fuck he liked my post. Song ends !
I approve.
How are there only 17k views on this?
Beastrace propaganda.
Filthy creatures. I've share this with all my n'wahs… Even a few outlanders if I think they are men of culture.
I'm also praying this blows up and you make more quality tracks.
I came here years ago for Pelinal, yet this song always pops back into my head. I am cursed.
If it has a tail...
IT’S UP FOR SALE
If its eye is red, it should be dead
I'm reporting for racism.
you can't be racist to animals.
Insert "ooooooooohhhhhh" reaction here.
Nice one.
@@tlj2400 no because humans are superior to farm equipment
@@tlj2400 t. not mad at all why do you ask?
When you're out with your seras and someone says: "Make this quick outlander!".
ur makin me feel like a nerd because i actually like this
edit: u should make an instrumental to this :D
2024 and it's till one of the best songs to be ever made. All in All Todd did a bang up job.
I'm not a racist! Some of my best slaves are Argonian!
I'm sure they came from a very fine swamp.
5 years and this is still popping man
This beats honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
Building up my shroom tower
Seeing envy in your face
I got my start stealing fargoths hiding place!
Morrowind will never leave my ❤️
Years ago I had my appendix bust in me, I had two weeks in the hospital and two surgies. No food and no water during that whole time not even ice chips. Eyes were all red and yellow from massive infection and my skin went gray. Closest I ever was to being a dunmer lol
Aw dang it, you were so close to not being an n'wah 😔. Jk I really do hope you're doing ok now though. That shit sounds absolutely painful
At this point, I want to see someone do a Dunmer-themed parody of Johnny Rebel where all the songs trash talk Argonians and Khajit.
Now I like skooma, and cold Mazte, but I hate the N'wahs, yessiree.
There's two known things that'll make me puke, that's a cold slimy lizard, and those walkin' fur boots.
They're N'wahs; you've seen it,
Stick your cat-back out and I'll skin it.
And the Imperial City-
Can't win if the Dunmer stick with N'wah hatin me.
~Dagoth Reb
Edit: (Hlaalu, Hlaalu! Where are you? I'm on my knees in Cyrodil, selling out on you!
Hlaalu, Hlaalu, come out! "No! I'm a-scared of Telvanni back on Vvardenfell!")
I have watched this at least 10 times today. And I'm going to watch it at least 100 more. This video has achieved peak CHIM
There is a wheel that's rapping and you must guard against it.
N'wahs wit Attitude
I have an unhealthy addiction to this song.
No, this man has an addiction: ua-cam.com/video/NCLu2yy_dP8/v-deo.html
He's only hittin that moon sugar a few times a day "Weak... he's weak" -Molag-s Bal's. I live to watch this all the time.
Cameron Gibb Argonians recorded a response btw.
We saved those n'wah's by bringing them into our intellectual, cultured society! If those filthy beast-folk don't thank us for letting them serve in our mushroom towers... I'll personally release my nix hounds and start the bloodmoon all over again.
Good stuff my N'wah 👌👌👌
Where was this when I was playing my first 1k hours of Morrowind? Good n'wah, I love this.
N00Bella I didn’t have a mic and trap wasn’t a thing when I was playing Morr for the first time:)
you got every house dynamic perfectly.
ALMSIVI you magnificent bastard.
leaving me speechless, first time hearing player character morrowind bars
bruh you animated caius getting high i can die now
My level 50 Altmer Battlemage is crying, you roasted her too hard
Welcome to Morrowind. Now get out
I can’t like this again so I’m going to leave yet another comment. Good work bro, seriously fantastic work. Certified hood classic
AllInAll you made me buy Morrowind with this, already a few hours into it and I love it
I forgot about this song and I'm happy I've found it again
I love this. Sometimes I wish a few words were pronounced so I'd have understood them the first time, but the s'wit/sweet pun (regarding Hlaalu) works better this way.
The lines about the Ashlands are pure fire !
Telvanni changing the game
Fire bars AND lore-friendly? Awesome.