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@George Walker not people who's first language is english. Were talking about the punctuation errors and the grammar errors that make this relatable to people who have relatives such as mothers who did not grow up in an English speaking country
That "trời ơi" was personal😂 As a fellow Vietnamese, i can say that this speech doesn't only happen when you forget to cook the rice. Asian parents can yell this all day. When you get bad marks, not obeying their orders, not studying, not doing the housework, playing games instead of going out, not... Damn that sure is a lot
The 5 stages of grief: 1. Denial: “im gonna cook the rice now” 2. Anger: “ANSWER ME!!” 3. Bargaining: “hey bro d you have any cooked rice i could borrow?” 4. Depression: *lying on bed waiting to die 5. Acceptance: *lying on bed, waiting to die
Dream: don’t worry, *i got this* Heres a minute later *”So you can choose between one of the hundreds of thanksgiving meals, a hole restaurant, the hole Soviet Union Of Russia, and of course the rice!”*
I can confirm this also as gods asian lost son because I failed at not only making but for not eating every grain of rice on my plate. Please forgive me for my sins 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙃🙃🙃🙃 The pain of getting slapped by chopsticks is immeasurable I’m speaking a high level of pain if someone can confirm that will be fine by me.
Ah, I see youre trying to comment late so I cant read it, huh. Should I get you a faster keyboard. You know what you can keep it Austin. Your name is Austin now
Asian parents during a post apocalypse: Everything's fine we are going to survive When the rice needs a few seconds more: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
him at 1:47 is SOOO relatable. the way he lays, his expression, everything is absolutely on point and correct. this video spoke to me w an immeasurable DEPTH.
There are 15k comments in this comment section. Do you think the commenter had time to read each comment individually, so they know that they didn’t copy a random person on the interwebz? It was probably just a coincidence, and they probably didn’t see your ONE comment out of 15k.
As you get older, you realize that the parents are actually pretty relatable as well. When you go to work all day and just want to come back and have your kid who has been playing video games all day get the most time-consuming part of the meal done, which only takes 2 minutes to prepare, it can be pretty frustrating.
Actually... When the dad comes in he says he works 26 hours and the mom works 25 hours a day So that means he arrived an hour later So his mom must've beaten him for an hour straight
"It not clean enough" Even his life is in danger, he still remember to clean the rice before cook it. CLEAN YOUR RICE BEFORE COOKING NOT AFTER YOU COOK THE RICE BBC
My Asian teacher used to throw chalk at students who weren't listening. One time she headshotted me and then said sorry cuz she missed the one in front of me. Real life story.
How to cook rice with Nathan: -Add water into the rice -Clean the rice with hand soap -Cook the rice without turning on the cooker -Put rice in the microwave -Take out and breath in it -Use hair dryer And this is Nathan’s Master Class
That is not how to cook rice First Put the rice into the pot then wash it with water then pour the water out then put drinking water in it then put it on the rice cooker
*when you realize that in all the time they spent being upset over the state of the uncooked rice, they could have cooked rice and finished their whole meal:*
1. Boil water in (electric) teapot, it's quicker 2. Fill pot with boiled water from teapot 3. Put rice in pot with VERY hot water 4. Put pot with rice on high heat -saved my life many times👍
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Im your first reply and like!!
have you ever teste rice with milk + sugar
can we appreciate how accurate the mom's text message was. The period. The space before the question mark. Everything was on point.
Ikr
What are you saying ?
I don't understand...
@@iamanant007 they're saying it's an accurate representation of how asian mums text
@George Walker not people who's first language is english. Were talking about the punctuation errors and the grammar errors that make this relatable to people who have relatives such as mothers who did not grow up in an English speaking country
@George Walker oh I just realised you out a space after the question mark 😂 don't know if that was the joke 😂
“How are going to eat the 4-pound steak, stir-fried vegetables, and a whole salmon WITHOUT RICE” honestly the truest part
Lenard Al or we die
Very true
we need rice
Just order McDonalds it’s fineeee
WE NEED THE RICE
“When you watch this and realize you forgot to cook the rice”
"When you read this comment and you realize you forgot to cook the rice"
@@happitiger "When you read this reply and realize you forgot to cook the rice"
@@machucyst "when you read this reply replying to a reply and realise you forgot to cook the rice"
@@a_minor ''when you read this reply replying to a another reply and you forgot to cook the rice''
@@dugunkhongorzul6866 "when you read this replay replaying to another replay replaying to another replay and realise you forgot to cook the rice"
The fact that they could be cooking the rice right now instead they're complaining about it 😂😂
Beat the son first then cook the rice that seems like the parents rules
theres soap in it
Once you fail rice you can't have anymore that day
@@FrazdYT it only kill bacteria right😮?
@@JAKEAVALON-rg8xm No it makes rice taste likes soap
“It’s not possible to cook rice under five minutes”
MINUTE RICE- bruh we got you
Obviously 1 minute > 5 minutes
fake rice
@siavash ghorbani underrated
So uh if you put a iron on your rice would it cook...
Well rice cooker is better then minute rice NGL that's my opinion tho
He went through the 5 stages of grief in 5 minutes
Ok
More like 10
you mean anxiety
@@IdtSo2 then it would be 1 every 30 seconds
@Henry Trinh what the hell does playing with toys have to do with this video. Also just search it on google because I’m too lazy to explain
Him talking to himself like “no that’s not gonna work, stupid!” is just.. i feel that.
Your profile pic, where's it from?
David Samuel why? 😏
XD
Where is your profile pic from i like pink and cute things
@@lady-philomena sauce
Dude literally had Google at gunpoint
Nathan: Is obviously panicking.
Subtitles: *[Music]*
Enrique Mendoza lol true
It’s true😂😂
UA-cam is like this is some good music
Lol I checked UA-cam has good subtitles
E
I like how their whole family is friends with the same family.
that can happem
Thats what u call asian
That’s my family and my friends
XDDDD
Yea ikr its so funny as well XDDD
nothing can describe how accurately terrifying these situations are, I'm not even joking.
You can say that again. If I were to not do what my mom said I would've at least got hit on the head and yelled at :')
This is less than exaggeration for my family. I literally got beat up for forgetting to set the spoons after I put the plates.
Bru ikr
You tooooo.. you forgot to cook the riiiiice?!
Damn THROW OUT THE BROOK STICK HEHEHE
That "trời ơi" was personal😂
As a fellow Vietnamese, i can say that this speech doesn't only happen when you forget to cook the rice. Asian parents can yell this all day. When you get bad marks, not obeying their orders, not studying, not doing the housework, playing games instead of going out, not...
Damn that sure is a lot
What does it mean?
@@lolzilla9317is “oh god”
I originally thought they were just saying "dry eye" LOL
@@thuylinhnguyenthi9596 i think it's more like "holy god"... but okay...
@@QuangAnang-eu6tc Nope, it doesn't really make sense if you use "Holy god" for "Trời ơi"...
Asians: did you cook the rice?
Mexicans: did you turn the beans off?
Black folk: did you take the meat out the freezer
White people: Did you put the Tyson Chicken Nuggets in the microwave?
Bean burrito
True 😂, got my ass whooped when I forgot to turn it off
So true i turn off the beans im mexican
"Oh, guess what happened to me!"
"Oh, you guess what happened to me!"
"Oh no no no, it probably not as bad as me!"
Asian Parent Friends in a nutshell
Lol
666 likes...
@@shadowdemonix7215 XDDDD
@@jrdnvfx2698 NO SOMEONE LIKED AH
@@shadowdemonix7215 😂
Google home and Alexa: You cannot cook rice in five minutes.
Minute rice: *Am I a joke to you?*
😂😂😂
I know right? Right now I literally have 2 minute rice in my freezer lol
>5< minute there is no >5< minute rise if there is no there isint
@Abhay Raj it’s delicious and easy to make >:P
Lol
this video spoke to my soul in a way that none ever has.
This man giving callouts in deathmatch what a legend
Zink not even using voicechat, hes using telepathy what a legend
i noticed right away, i was like wtf
And he using negev
Wanted to say the same.
:0
He's not even exaggerating, this is literally what happens
Asian life lol
fr
RIP
im asian and this is literally it
depends on u get hit by hand or broom or belt (hunger meter higher it gets the more it hurts)
Me who hides a secret stash of already cooked rice
"I don't have such weaknesses."
Wouldn’t it get dirty? And not as fresh
69 likes I'm not gonna like it.
@@tamespeedy2171 ngl i think he was joking
I am four parallel universes ahead of you😎
@@tamespeedy2171 vacuum sealed containers
I almost forgot to cook the rice, I realized it just before I saw this video lol
The 5 stages of grief:
1. Denial: “im gonna cook the rice now”
2. Anger: “ANSWER ME!!”
3. Bargaining: “hey bro d you have any cooked rice i could borrow?”
4. Depression: *lying on bed waiting to die
5. Acceptance: *lying on bed, waiting to die
You forgot the last one..
REVENGE
@@Starrynightyskyy revenge on what?
@@dontdo1546 Well I just like to add one more. 😏Ｒｅｖｅｎｇｅ
@@dontdo1546 its from cruella
6. Suicide
“i work 26 hours a day.”
my last 3 brain cells: *gone, reduced to atoms.*
Name Me
so your just gonna ignore “I work 25 hours a day”
I just knew that rn
Google Home:you can't make rice in 5 minutes
Me: flashback to Giiiing Ging and Nathan at the store looking at the minute rice box.
:o
I got the 69th like
I was thinking of that too! 😅
XD
No good food
4:42 You guys know "Trời ơi" means "Oh my god" in Vietnamese?
Yes
yes
Mom: "Did you cook the rice?"
Kids:"...my time has come."
Nice
Dream: don’t worry, *i got this*
Heres a minute later
*”So you can choose between one of the hundreds of thanksgiving meals, a hole restaurant, the hole Soviet Union Of Russia, and of course the rice!”*
Nathan: *forgets to cook rice*
Also nathan: *throws broom stick out the balcony*
6 back up broom stick in the closet: My time has come.
lmao
Not funny
@@vorachi you
@@josemoreno3494 im asian and this is funny so r/whoooosh
I feel like this is a misuse of the Format. Even if it is funny.
The most funny thing about this is that it is actually so true
69 likes hell yeah!
171 woooo
194 wow
Ikr
Nope
I can feel the panic in his acting, the fear in his voice, its unreal how good the production quality is
No, you didn't understand! It's a vlog
Nathan: "HEY GOOGLE HOW DO YOU COOK RICE IN FIVE MINUTES?"
Google: "...."
Nathan: " **holds Google at gunpoint** ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!"
Tristyn *A N S W E R T H E D A M N Q U E S T I O N*
*i dont respond to violence-*
I actually tried it because I was curious and something actually came up😂
I’ve been looking for this kind of comment for 74748484838484764728838377474575783839398385647388365 years
Should be that ending.
Google and Alexa: it’s impossible to cook rice in 5 minutes
5 minute rice:H E L L O
1 MINUTE RICE: "im here too"
No minutes rice : adioz
U mean Alexa right? Lol 😂
@@Rando-likes-engineer I ate alexa
damn out minute-ed
I'm asian and I can confirm that this is true, not cooking the rice in my culture is one of the most deadliest sins you could ever do
True
The bamboo sticked broom is pain man.
I can confirm this also as gods asian lost son because I failed at not only making but for not eating every grain of rice on my plate. Please forgive me for my sins 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙃🙃🙃🙃
The pain of getting slapped by chopsticks is immeasurable I’m speaking a high level of pain if someone can confirm that will be fine by me.
Cooking or not, the treat bowl is the best
I’m also Asian and if you don’t coook the rice, It’s a deathwish
When she opens the door and six more brooms fall out is such perfect visual comedy 💀
Nathan: the rice is not clean enough
Also Nathan: puts soap in rice and then puts in microwave
ExtraMittens agreed
Made 100 like👌
Haha
*At least it’s cleaner lol*
Classic asian joke:
"Dad! I got stung by a bee! It hurts."
"Why not by an A?"
Æ NO NO SORRY I GOT STING Æ SORRY
@@frizzy9919 wat
@@frizzy9919 You make no sense..
My Asian parents never said that..
@@nabzgg4289 You don't get it. B = B results in a test. A = A results.
If you aren't working at least 31 hours a day, you are slacking, and will go nowhere in life
- Asian Parents
can confirm.
twoset be like: PRACTICE 40 HRS A DAY
Thats racist
@Abby DreamDancer not an excuse. :|
no, if ur not practicing at least 40 hrs a day, you r slacking
This isn't even a sketch. This is actual footage of an asian kid forgetting to cook the rice.
Nathan: _Forgets to cook the rice_
Nathan's parents: *So you have chosen death*
Minute rice: let me introduce myself
😂
😂
😂
chain = broken
😂
*"I gO wORk 26 hOur a DaY"*
Wait... *-Thats illegal-*
ItsSen Wait... *Thats Asian*
@Bongo Cat V2 r/woosh
Ha, joke's on you. Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day
@Linny Ching
You are a legend
@Bongo Cat V2 wow you are so smart good for you
The grammar in the mom's text was so accurate, "I come home 5 minute." As someone with a filipino mom, it's safe to say that it's pretty accurate
Nathan: doesn’t cook rice
Me: I felt that
We all did
Same
SAme
Brother I felt it
666 likes O.o
When Mexican kids don’t turn off the beans: OH HELL NO
When Asian kids don’t cook rice: DISOWNED
Rebeco sol they la santo what have you done Nos vamos a morir (we are going to die in Spanish)
Ikr I am Mexican
There both disowned
It’s not just Mexicans, it goes for every Hispanics
For real lol
can we just appreciate the fact that he probably went to the store and brought like 10 brooms for that 5 second joke 3:20
Yes lol
nah his parents probably had those already...
maybe because this video is based off personal experience...
@@baconmalice same
@@brightax7502 me too man..
Which Asian maniac who doesn’t have spare broom sticks in the house?
4:45 MY MAN IS HAVING A ASTHMA ATTACK OVER RICE
“Ooh what do we do?”
“Ohh how bout we beat them?”
“Oohhh yea yeah let me get the broomstick”
I’m my family no broom stick only ZAHANDO
Oh you de-
Nathan: “plant b” (also Nathan: *is in DM mode)
and he was in deathmatch xD
@@chenghanren2833 pretty sure that's what dm mode stands for
@@mikehocksbig6800 oh
I like how they contact the same family
At A long doors too
Boomer humor: I hate my wife
Millennial humor: I hate my life
Asian humor: No rice no life
oops
Im asian and this is real
Edit: we have run out of rice can someone lend me rice sacks
@@halodigitalz le fuck
Phuc Hong No Asian humor : Forget to cook rice no wife
What millennials and boomer needs to be switched
I love how funny Nathan is
Who else started laughing when he was talking to Google and pulled out a gun
Me
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
MeeeEeEeeeeEeee
Kids:It’s Nerf or Nothing
Asians:It’s Rice or Nothing
Mushfiq Khan you mean it’s rice or broomstick
Superpuppet Josiah yes lol
Yes
Yes we say that
Racist
Watching Nathan having a panic attack over rice is so entertaining lol
Ikr
Rice is the boundary between walking and wheelchair
i can relate T_T
Yes
What are you doing
When your realize this is the sequel to “If masterchef was Asian”
After this video:
Realises they could cook the rice in the time they were panicking
And i think a rice cooker can cook rise in about 5 min
@@austinbutcher8106 no what kind of crack is ur rice cooker smoking it takes like 20-30 minutes
@@misc.shorts exactly
@@treedeku6201 yeah I'm half asian and also video 100% correct happened to me last weak
@@misc.shorts Electric pressure cookers can cook rice in 5 minutes. Set it and forget it.
"where is my broom?" "I ate it"
Ah, I see youre trying to comment late so I cant read it, huh. Should I get you a faster keyboard. You know what you can keep it Austin. Your name is Austin now
@@TheLegendarySkeletron lol
mother: where is the Rice!?!?
him: I ate it
Mother: Where is the Broom?!??
him: I ate it
Mother: Understandable have a nice day
LOL
@@TheLegendarySkeletron Im sorry but who is Austin
Lmao this is every Asian kid worst nightmare xD
so relatable!!!!
PLAYER 984561 well that is really my nightmare still I can’t cook rise like, I’m afraid of my future because, me Vietnamese
same here dude, my mum taught me but i dont remember 😭
PLAYER 984561 yes I agree
Oh no.......
I think I forgot to plug in the rice cooker
I am Vietnamese and I cant cook rice
trying to appease the mom by saying he has a 4.0 gpa is HILARIOUS
Math teatcher to Nathans parents when they're little : How many hours is it in a day?
Nathans parents : 26 hours
Math suuuuuuuure....
Teacher* They're*
wow they are wrong they are 42 hours per day
Kaden Studios they’re**
Blast RTD 40 hours a day
4:18 “We going to eat the 4 pound steak, stir fry vegetables, and a whole salmon without rice! We are going to DIE!” 😂😂
Lol at least he’s not South Indian and eats Only rice
@@racool911 yea
Am half Vietnamese
Cam confirm rice = life
ThinWhiteAxe yeah I’m have Cantonese, half Fujianese so same 😂
@@eliseeng1709 my white Southern half can tolerate bread as a substitute for rice, but I do need some rice at least every now and then.
Asian parents during a post apocalypse: Everything's fine we are going to survive
When the rice needs a few seconds more: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Deinoo what is a post apocalypse?
@@somedudefromapharmacy it's the time after the actual apocalypse and everything is in shambles
Josuke Duwang thanks buddy
@@somedudefromapharmacy nani such a fast reply
No
Forgetting to cook rice in an Asian household is the equivalent to forgetting to take the meat out of the freezer.
Mom: I work 25 hour a day
Me: Wait, something isn’t right here
Dad: I work 26 hour a day
Me: That’s better
Me: wait, something isn't still right
Ling Ling: I work 40 hours a day...ahem i meant practice
TWOSETVIOLIN LING LING INSURANCE REEEE
@@alientea434 hey, we have someone here who understands my joke
@@pikachu-dr1vs indeed 👌
HayWire Bros ummm ok??..
him at 1:47 is SOOO relatable. the way he lays, his expression, everything is absolutely on point and correct. this video spoke to me w an immeasurable DEPTH.
I know right,
Bro his emotions were too realistic. Give this man an Oscar
Yeah I’m Asian I can agree with his action
But my dad works 27 hours a day
@@little_gymbro5539 oh, man! I feel for ya... WAIT A SECOND... 🤔🧐
It's still nice to come back to these videos
At this point, there is going to be a part 2: When your mom catches you wearing shoes in the house
Omg yessssss hahahahahah 😂😂😂😂
Yes
I got in trouble for NOT wearing shoes inside the house
Omg stfu don't start it
I love how he is a grown man and there is still the look of genuine look of fear on his of eyes of this happening
No matter how old you are you will always be afraid of your mom XD
@@crimson5689 sadge
No matter how old you are, you are always afraid of not setting the rice on gime
@@d1ts321 omg thats terrifying
He doesn't have to act, just recall the memories.....
"siblings fighting"
Mom : calm
"Son when forgot to cook rice"
Mom : "you chose death"
@Modular_5 lol no he borrowed it
@Modular_5 “he stole mine” bruh u had to scroll down and then u think ur cool
@Modular_5 we are not siblings
@Modular_5 lmao shut up please
There are 15k comments in this comment section. Do you think the commenter had time to read each comment individually, so they know that they didn’t copy a random person on the interwebz? It was probably just a coincidence, and they probably didn’t see your ONE comment out of 15k.
In all the time they spent arguing they probably could have cooked some rice
As you get older, you realize that the parents are actually pretty relatable as well. When you go to work all day and just want to come back and have your kid who has been playing video games all day get the most time-consuming part of the meal done, which only takes 2 minutes to prepare, it can be pretty frustrating.
ye but you dont have to beat the child
@@plinplinplon_ you mean a full grown ass teen ?
thats only American parents Asian parents are way worse than those people who keeps saying black or mexican parents is the worse
@@ocpopsmoke no?
@@ocpopsmoke asian parents are actually pretty chill
“Its not possible to cook rice in 5 minutes”
“y u not take 5 minutes to cook da rice”
5 minutes to prepare
ikr
We have minite rice.
Exactly what i was commenting
I can't even, this title is the most relatable thing ever and an Asian kid
@@menymen why thank you, me too, ofc
DA FAQU YOU FOGRET WATER?
Ikr so is the part where they have more than 1 beating stick.
Same for me and im jamaican xd
Me too, and I'm Ghanian. (West African Country)
3:23 the way they fall out almost makes you think she's gonna go full kungfu on him with them sticks lol.
As an Asian the parent telling everyone what you did wrong is very very accurate.
Edit: And the dad being hungry
For my dad doesnt do that cause he eats dinner at work
@@shadowhang5192 she? LOL
@@tmyphmv8583 ok I mistyped
Yeah same
Me ho is also a Filipino/asian:
True
"how about we beat them?"
"OH YES YES YES OF COURSE!!"
When he was talking to Google I just wanted to point out the fact that he was holding a revolver to it
King chaos XD Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂
_We're going to starve, we are going to die!_
*Pulls out phone to call friend.*
Yes. We are going to stare. *stare* very much
@@palalavis 😅
Yes 😁
He really said i have a 4.0 after she pulls out the phone
lol
The ironic part is that this is 5 minutes long.
yes son, you can cook da rice while watch this video
@@XenoTracker true
@@XenoTracker oh shit i forgot
XenoTracker Wait a minute, why are you tracking me? My name has “xeno” in it and your name is XenoTracker... *to be continued*
Actually... When the dad comes in he says he works 26 hours and the mom works 25 hours a day
So that means he arrived an hour later
So his mom must've beaten him for an hour straight
Nathan: Forgets To Cook The Rice
America: Minute Rice
dude i LOVE SOUTH PARK U HEED A HART. :3
@@kennygod3402 thanks btw its need not heed
no U NEED SUPER SUPER HART,
OHHH NOO DUDE I FORGOT THE RICE IM DIE
GOD HELP ME
@@kennygod3402 u ok
"I HAVE A 4.O!!" Last cry for salvation the desperation in his voice though
I was literally looking for this comment 😂😂
I always say things like that😂🤣🤣🤣
“It’s not possible to cook rice in 5 minutes”
Minute rice: allow us introduce
The fact that this all happened within 5 minutes is amazing.
Oh yeah
Brooooooooooo
3:34 “You make us all die of hunGUH”
ASIAN ACCENT
@@thebemisman1605 😂
@thebemisman1605Korean specifically
2:53 It was at this moment when he realized: HE. MESSED. UP.
Underrated
@@TheLegendarySkeletron fr
He fucked up
@@bullyingconnor6371 yes he did
I read this comment exactly at 2:53
As a native Vietnamese, I can say that his Vinglish is absolutely perfect
"It not clean enough"
Even his life is in danger, he still remember to clean the rice before cook it.
CLEAN YOUR RICE BEFORE COOKING NOT AFTER YOU COOK THE RICE BBC
Long Đinh Hoàng I’m so angry, I’m putting the knee down
But whatever you do
Do not drain the rice with colinder
HAIIIYA!
i do it four time’s then i cook it dude
It's shocking how realistic this is.
Lel underrated
@@rosecampbell4513 Nah man.
All people in my country except me and some friends
Cause I'm half *Chinese* HA I like noodle more
Except the 26 hours a day
This is me when i want🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜
Mom: Nathan where are the broom sticks
Nathan: I ate it
🗿🗿🗿🗿
Considering you spelt “Nathan” wrong your not a true fan
Tibeh Plays write
Karma_joel no one cares
No Life 77 ok boomer.
One time i forgot to cook rice, i woke up on the roof
Literally every asian parent ever:
“dO yOu WaNt Us To DiE”
1:33 he has a gun. 1:33
Bruh
Bruh he could've threatened his parents so he wouldn't be beaten
a meal is not a meal without RICE
Yep as an Asian that real lol
My Asian teacher used to throw chalk at students who weren't listening. One time she headshotted me and then said sorry cuz she missed the one in front of me. Real life story.
@Quoc Dat Phung Same but instead of a chalk it's a marker
same but mine's a book
Oof
tôi bắt được viên phấn ông ạ
Same
Alexa: It is not possible to cook rice in 5 minutes
Me: Flashback to Ging Ging minute rice
My parents are asian and are nice, they got me a pc at 11 years old and i never got beat. My dad is amazing. Am i lucky?
@@ramenify551 same but im mexican
Me too
Ana Larcena yes your very lucky
@@ramenify551 im not Asian but yes your lucky
I love how he’s so calm then he looses all hope after he forgets to cook da rice 🍚
Nathan: talks while gaming
Computer: no mic
Headphones: no mic
Bluetooth headphones normally have built in mics that’s don’t stick out 🤷🏼♂️. Unless I’m blind I think they’re Bluetooth
And he playing DM ....
@@GokuAgain discord exists XD
@@cersan445 Tbh it still doesn't make any sense... It's DM. ? I don't think someone give call out while playing Deathmatch
Computer adio
How to cook rice with Nathan:
-Add water into the rice
-Clean the rice with hand soap
-Cook the rice without turning on the cooker
-Put rice in the microwave
-Take out and breath in it
-Use hair dryer
And this is Nathan’s Master Class
Lol
Lmao
Gordon Ramsey Doan
That is not how to cook rice
First
Put the rice into the pot then wash it with water then pour the water out then put drinking water in it then put it on the rice cooker
PhillipPlayzB Nathan is Asian ok? That’s the real way to cook rice
*when you realize that in all the time they spent being upset over the state of the uncooked rice, they could have cooked rice and finished their whole meal:*
True
Woosh
ikrr
You see that’s not how Asian parents work....
@@uejegaming3017 truuu
1. Boil water in (electric) teapot, it's quicker
2. Fill pot with boiled water from teapot
3. Put rice in pot with VERY hot water
4. Put pot with rice on high heat
-saved my life many times👍
Plot twist:
*They were invited for dinner*
Plot Twist: the person that invited them forgot to cook the rice!
@@karmaakabane7440 yes
Plot twist: Everybody forgot to cook the rice
@@standingshaunng8357 I already said that...but nice joke.
@@karmaakabane7440 lol sorry
And this is why they invented minute rice.
That's ramen 😂😂
@@bewareiswear3747 nah, it says rice
@@krazyness_ what!! 👀😮😮 No that is not good rice b- rice
Basmati rice be like 🙃
@@adriendiamond2477 ye
“Answer the damn question” *is held at gunpoint*
istg this is like the scariest moments of an asian kid in our entire life...