"Zeus was born from a knee." What mythology books have you been reading? Sure, Dionysus finished fetal development in Zeus' thigh, but for the life of me, I can't think of a greek god that I know of who was born in a knee.
@@hasargel Apollo and his twin sister Artemis were the children of Leto, Zeus' lover before his marriage to Hera, and were born on a floating island as a way of exploiting a loophole from when Hera sent Python after her saying that the creature would never give her enough time to give on land. This is also the same Python who Apollo's slaying of at Delphi caused him to become the primary patron god of the city-state.
Ok, a list of everything mentioned here ^^: Cream pie - when you ejaculate inside somewhere (anus, vagina, whatever other hole you’re using) and it comes out so ferociously it sorta flies back out of said hole. Ovipositioning - the kink of laying eggs in a person, usually by an alien, insect, reptile or other egg-laying mammals. Shibari - sort of artful bondage. As you tie a person, you use the material you are tying the person with, and the knots you tie with the material, to create patterns across the body. sort of a predecessor to kinbaku-bi (I’ve seen it referred to as “Shibari but with emotional connection” so I’ll leave it as that) Foreplay - a form of seduction (as Mia rightly says) wherein the participants use various scenarios, usually paired with costumes, to lead into sex. Think of it like sexy improv Ahoge - you know that little cowlick some anime characters have in their hair? That’s referred to as an ahoge Ahegao - definitely _not_ an ahoge. I think it literally translates to “melting pleasure smile” or something of the sort? Basically, a _really_ happy sex face
I'm in no way innocent, but the only term Apollo mentioned that I knew was ahoge (the funni idiot hair) and that wasn't even a se#ual thing. Also, amazing video! I've loved every second of it!
Damn you really only knew that, I think that makes you innocent, I mean the term “creampie” was used and if you don’t know that that means then your kinda innocent
@@Butterfr Well now I know most of them. Also I'm FAR from innocent. I've seen (and did _"that"_ to) some weird stuff on the internet. I'm pretty sure that's how I was 10 months ago too.
Tip for Apollo : avoid saying an out right lie or do not make it obvious that you're lying or just don't make it sound that you lied about it, otherwise people would doubt your statement and (in this scenario) even might found that you have a plethora of knowledge about sex
Well, I know the answer to the first of Apollo's questions and I'm thankful none of my friends ever came across it :) Or at least they never mentioned seeing it :')
apollo: I know nothing but he knows less than nothing phoenix: that is impossible I literally have a boyfriend *points towards edgeworth* miles: I testify in favor of apollo's claims
unpopular opinion, apollo is not at all innocent and is like a walking encyclopedia when it comes to sex. whether he's actually experienced most if any of the things he knows is debatable.
at the end of the video: dont search any of the terms in this video me crying bc i was searching every time a new unknowm term came on: im no longer a girl.. im a *woman*
i’m wondering: how did you get the beginning text sound when the date and location was being read? I’ve been trying to figure it out but alas i’m quite new to objection.lol
Very late reply but, there's a gear icon on an objection.lol frame, click on "Actions" and "Add Action", and find the "Set the speech blip sound" action. The beginning text sound is the "Typewriter" setting
you, one year from uploading this: Don't search it up. me on the present, who found out about this video existance just now:.... i'm not sure to satisfy my curiosity, or just run away like a coward?
When I saw "oviposition" I was like "oh fudge no you didn't..." (Yes, I already knew what it is and I regret it. You make bad decisions at fifteen at 3 AM sometimes)
"Don't look up any terms used in this video" No need. I made my first tumblr account in 2014. You aren't gonna mention anything I haven't heard or seen before
A diferencia de Apollo, Phoenix no es virgen Primero tenemos a Dahlia (iris) porque por algo Phoenix se enamoró tanto, y si no es ella, Edgeworth también existe, con eso ya tenemos 2 candidatos Además de que entiende todos los dobles sentidos de Larry Luego tenemos a Apollo, que vivió enclaustrado media vida, ese tipo es tan virgen como el aceite Y quién diga Klavier lo mato, ese ship no existe ¿Entendieron? Que no se note que no me gusta para nada el Klapollo
i love how the censored stuff is just No.
@@jesselukas55 HOLY CRAP RUN
@@cloudyskiiies AAAA FUCK THEY ARE KNOCKING DOWN MY DOOR
@@jesselukas55 FBI OPEN UP
Same
The hell happened here
The bully on Xbox knows more about sex then anyone here, they even had it with my mom.
;-;
What a well educated man, he seems like a nice guy
Man they did it with my mom too
It was me Gary
They did with my dog, despite I never had a dog
Unlike you, Apollo, Phoenix isn’t a virgin.
Counterpush - Phoenix is a simp
Elaborate
@@jag_rex2412
No.
@@christopherearth9714 *Elaborate.*
@@jag_rex2412 Edgeworth
this needs so many more views...
"cream pie me", like 😭
And tries to immediately retracted her statement😂
Plot twist: she came back from the dead just to say that
LMAO YEAH IT WAS OUT OF NOWHERE
@@PinkPixelProductions anyways i decided to see thsi video 1 year later. fuck yeah i agree
Even with this as the topic did I not expect THAT xD
OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!;
phoenix knows what ahegao means!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
OH SHIT
How u know dat shit tho
Yeah but who doesnt
__/ \__
🌘////👅////🌒
Like he said at the beginning, he has dirty minded friends (Larry).
On brand for him to drop that to his friends as a shock image.
Phoenix: "Apollo, you speak as if I know what every Japanese term is."
But... you're... Japa-nevermind 😑
I thought Ace Attorney takes place in California? Not Japan, like in the anime.
@@raezor6941 the Japanese versions takes place in Japan but localizations are based in California with high Japanese cultural influence
@@raezor6941 japanifornia*
Look, it's Phoenix, not Ryūichi.
eat your hamburgers pal
"Zeus was born from a knee." What mythology books have you been reading? Sure, Dionysus finished fetal development in Zeus' thigh, but for the life of me, I can't think of a greek god that I know of who was born in a knee.
I think Apollo was born from zeus's knee,
@@hasargel Apollo and his twin sister Artemis were the children of Leto, Zeus' lover before his marriage to Hera, and were born on a floating island as a way of exploiting a loophole from when Hera sent Python after her saying that the creature would never give her enough time to give on land. This is also the same Python who Apollo's slaying of at Delphi caused him to become the primary patron god of the city-state.
@@jeffreyfiegen1538 He was just making a joke
athena was born from zeuses knee I thougt
@@DeezNuts-ju1rj no she was born from his head
Production quality is God tier
I like ur pfp,where did u get it
@@JuJul1 common nnn is almost over you can do it soldire
@@Spooksreal im not gonna fap to it im just gonna save it for December
Franchskudxyyccj von KrmaL
More than one week and i still haven't got them
Iirc Zeus wasn't born from a knee, Dionysus (one of Zeus' many sons) was born from Zeus' knee.
actually they might of just being using knee as a substitute word for balls
'Cream pie me'
Mia at her finest.
Ok, a list of everything mentioned here ^^:
Cream pie - when you ejaculate inside somewhere (anus, vagina, whatever other hole you’re using) and it comes out so ferociously it sorta flies back out of said hole.
Ovipositioning - the kink of laying eggs in a person, usually by an alien, insect, reptile or other egg-laying mammals.
Shibari - sort of artful bondage. As you tie a person, you use the material you are tying the person with, and the knots you tie with the material, to create patterns across the body. sort of a predecessor to kinbaku-bi (I’ve seen it referred to as “Shibari but with emotional connection” so I’ll leave it as that)
Foreplay - a form of seduction (as Mia rightly says) wherein the participants use various scenarios, usually paired with costumes, to lead into sex. Think of it like sexy improv
Ahoge - you know that little cowlick some anime characters have in their hair? That’s referred to as an ahoge
Ahegao - definitely _not_ an ahoge. I think it literally translates to “melting pleasure smile” or something of the sort? Basically, a _really_ happy sex face
I already knew what is an ahoge, i like create characters in apps
i cant tell if i hate this comment or not
Thank you I was about to search those things but if I search that someone will see it so thank you
I was bouta srarch them up tx
Wait what,in ovipositioning a creature lays egg inside a creature?
Pheonix and Miles Edgeworth know the most about the "dirty stuff", Miles edgeworth is the king of knowing "IT."
“I know what sex is. But I won’t tell you.”
- Duke Nukem
I like to think that Mia came back from the dead just to say this line: 2:24
One hell of a thing to say given she was potentially 6 feet under.
I’m sure Phoenix has no objections there
phoenix is a virgin, apollo im pretty sure isnt
Yep
3:24
LMAO THEYRE SO POWERFUL
here at it again, common species use "LMAO" in caps
@@drewskyyy Everything is in caps.
When you ignore what ema said at the end lmao
Finally i ducking get it what does "Cream pie me" Meaning...DAMN IT..
Fucking*
@@stunnawvttz Bucking*
@@milky9602 Cucking*
"Oh so ahegao was what that girl was doing on my fyp yesterday"
This legit made me burst out laughing.
Fyp?
@@jean-bastienjoly5962 "for you page"
It's the part of tiktok where the system randomly recommends you videos.
@@Parslano Oh, right x) Thanks!
I hate how I knew everything except the none sexual one
I like it, actually.
LMAO ME TO
5:21
LMAO APOLLO HAS A AHOGE KINDA
5:35
Oh my gosh Sebastian 😭
And another one "LMAO"
I'm in no way innocent, but the only term Apollo mentioned that I knew was ahoge (the funni idiot hair) and that wasn't even a se#ual thing.
Also, amazing video! I've loved every second of it!
no need to censor
Damn you really only knew that, I think that makes you innocent, I mean the term “creampie” was used and if you don’t know that that means then your kinda innocent
@@Butterfr Well now I know most of them.
Also I'm FAR from innocent. I've seen (and did _"that"_ to) some weird stuff on the internet. I'm pretty sure that's how I was 10 months ago too.
the fact that a ahoge is legit on apollo lmao
This was a trip and a half. And I loved every second of it~
I relate to Apollo so much "simp for any male Genshin character"
Tip for Apollo : avoid saying an out right lie or do not make it obvious that you're lying or just don't make it sound that you lied about it, otherwise people would doubt your statement and (in this scenario) even might found that you have a plethora of knowledge about sex
2:22 you didn’t have to say it
The image at 1:58 cracked me up!
“Do not search up any of the terms in this video”
Me who likes hentai: what useless information is this
Found the fatherless gremlin
Ok
@@thathater5639 also his father: hey can I join?
The son:
Well, I know the answer to the first of Apollo's questions and I'm thankful none of my friends ever came across it :)
Or at least they never mentioned seeing it :')
6:21
It's to late, I HAVE LEARNED EVERYTHING.
Im 69 parallel universe ahead of you i learn everything first
you has acended
2:58 Actually im pretty sure Apollo is the god of medicine and the sund and music.
You know, im kinda surprised this isn't an actual ace attorney case
This has to be the best ace attorney sht I’ve ever seen🤣.
Keep up the quality👌
"Please do not search up any terms used in this video."
too bad i already did before the video even ended
Mia saying "cream pie me" hit like a fucking truck falling out of the sky
I was both shocked and excited about this line, ngl
6:21. Kinda late don't you think 🤔
geschin refrences
YES
apollo: I know nothing but he knows less than nothing
phoenix: that is impossible I literally have a boyfriend *points towards edgeworth*
miles: I testify in favor of apollo's claims
“ cream pie me. “
thats weird, serving foods in the court room?
Isn’t that Elegal?
A genshin video mixed with ace attorney truly my video of choice
Actually dionysus was born from zeus's knee zeus was birn normally
unpopular opinion, apollo is not at all innocent and is like a walking encyclopedia when it comes to sex. whether he's actually experienced most if any of the things he knows is debatable.
"please don't search any of the terms used in this video"
me who knew everything but the shibari or whatever one:
I synced with wright and mia the moment dude repeated the word "beg"
Okay but what about those people who knows every word which is used here.😅
Too late i already searched all of this
Align the satellites! Get into ovipositioning, were gonna blow them to kingdome COME.
I expected Mia to say some dirty stuff about her and Pheonix, ngl. xd
1:27 Fucking called me out LMFAO
They are arguing over who's got more dirty knowledge
I love it
"Allign the satellites! Get into ovipostioning, we're gonna blow them to kingdom come!"
Bro tf 😔😔
Me who knew and searched those before: “way ahead of Ema’s warnings.”
As an asexual, this video is certainly interesting
I'm not ace, but this is relatable. It's like watching a bunch of aliens arguing about alien shenanigans
"please do not search up any terms used in this video"
yes,sure im not going to do that
This is what I'm watching at 4:21 am
at the end of the video: dont search any of the terms in this video
me crying bc i was searching every time a new unknowm term came on: im no longer a girl.. im a *woman*
as Edgeworth would say "there is no shame in being lustful"
Lets watch this so i can losse faith in humanity for the tenth time today :)
I was not let down i lost my faith in humanity for the tenth time today just give me a knife and i am going to create an ace attorney suicide case IRL
i’m wondering: how did you get the beginning text sound when the date and location was being read? I’ve been trying to figure it out but alas i’m quite new to objection.lol
Very late reply but, there's a gear icon on an objection.lol frame, click on "Actions" and "Add Action", and find the "Set the speech blip sound" action. The beginning text sound is the "Typewriter" setting
@@Genra Thank you! Better late than never!! :>
0:29 how.
"Don't search any terms used in this video"
I won't. BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
Mia what do mean in practice?
"Please do not sesrch any of the terms I used in this video"
My curious ass 3mins ago: Oh... So that's what it is.
6:23 I WILL AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME 😈
2:23 "cream pie me" excuse me, W H A T ?
If mia really wants that...
I am somewhat concerned that i know each term of, even the oviposition thing
'You are truly the bennett of the court' 🤣 Lol, they've been watching the Discord vids.
i think mia really wants a pie made out of cream
Zeus was born from a knee
my dog stepped on a bee
Uh… I think I will HAVE to mention that canonically, Phoenix has had sex.
huh???
Phoenix gives knowledge to sex... The ultimate lifeform
you, one year from uploading this: Don't search it up.
me on the present, who found out about this video existance just now:.... i'm not sure to satisfy my curiosity, or just run away like a coward?
Ok, unrelated, WHY DOES EVERYONE MAKE APPOLO PASTY WHITE IN FANART?????
Correction: knee boy was dionysus to protect him from hera
1:17 NOOO DONT BRING MY GENSHIN PHASE INTO THIS
I will search up the term bye-bye
Have you seen the SpaceX launch the pod commenced Docking with the space station.
Im more worried about why this is necessary
I hate that I knew what every term meant
Eggs
I will google everything
When I saw "oviposition" I was like "oh fudge no you didn't..."
(Yes, I already knew what it is and I regret it. You make bad decisions at fifteen at 3 AM sometimes)
I dont know 90% of what they said. Guess there is still hope for me
... im searching them up
6:21 bro what the fuck its too late now
"Don't look up any terms used in this video" No need. I made my first tumblr account in 2014. You aren't gonna mention anything I haven't heard or seen before
How did you miss making the time 7 30 that's like the theme of the episode
dosen't phoenix have a daughter?
You haven't played/seen Apollo Justice (the game)
at all (or in a very long time) have you?
But she is adopted
Adopted!
Cream pie me
-Mia Fey 2020
A diferencia de Apollo, Phoenix no es virgen
Primero tenemos a Dahlia (iris) porque por algo Phoenix se enamoró tanto, y si no es ella, Edgeworth también existe, con eso ya tenemos 2 candidatos
Además de que entiende todos los dobles sentidos de Larry
Luego tenemos a Apollo, que vivió enclaustrado media vida, ese tipo es tan virgen como el aceite
Y quién diga Klavier lo mato, ese ship no existe ¿Entendieron?
Que no se note que no me gusta para nada el Klapollo
2:24 😂😂😂
Cream what now
BENNET OF THE COURT BAHAHAHA
but pheonix has a kid and i don't think they're adopted
Nope trucy is adopted, play Apollo justice it’s a good game
So... Apollo finale boss is FBI?
So this is what the dictionary linked tomunder
"nonsense"
Their movement ibdicates they know wat they're talking about
hmmm
Why the actual fuck does this happen on my birthday?
Am gonna bleach my eyes -me 2024