I hear you mang. Lost my house, job, and Back doing labor work. Just found out my Grandma just died and really thinking about painting the wall with some thot jelly as Danny Sodes (awesome per ewg) would say. Hope you you out the darkness man.
The fact that he was so meticulous with the encounter makes me think he was acting like he didnt know who he was. His demeanor never changed from when Chris walked in to when he had been arrested
Same! It’s genius because the irony is the clown astronauts that SAID they went to the moon (which we all know is bs) had ZERO energy/enthusiasm about when they “returned”. That phrase is gold on so many levels! LOL
@@spiralbones he should have ripped the crust off, wrapped the rest of the slice around most of the crust and ate it like a fat drumstick in his hand. Insanity plea guaranteed.
The fact that he thought a "contract" that he drafted himself at home would protect him against prosecution from statutory rape shows that he's totally out of his mind.
He was 6 months from being released when the Bonfire episode aired. He was inside for 4 years. Now lives with his parents in their mansion. Yeah, his parents are loaded. He's registered on the list until 2029. Is he out of his mind or just rich? Who knows....
@@JohnnyNatrium People who aren't from Mass pronounce it "wor-chester" all the time. Idk if you're from here or not but it's to the extent it's a thing to mispronounce it that way as a joke
@@Laura-fv1oe1 Haha I'm not quite from there... I've lived in the Netherlands all my life so far, but as soon as I learned about the city, I've always known it to be pronounced that way, and I've never heard someone pronounce it wrong myself, apart from other Europeans who may not be internationally well-versed. In fact (though it differs just slightly but that seems to be the accent being more aggressive in the New England region) it's virtually the same as the internationally well-known 'Worcestershire Sauce', which is a thing that is looked down upon when someone ignorantly pronounces it like Wor-chess-ter or Wurr-sess-ter(+shire like the fkn hobbit town out of LoTR if they wanna sound extra stupid, rather than the correct 'wu-stuh-shuh') of course the town in Mass is, like many American cities, named after an older Anglo/Saxon European town.
@@Laura-fv1oe1 Rochester is the town I'd think of in terms of being pronounced that way - like Roah-Chester, as far as I know; but that name actually has the CH in it. Who reads Worcester and puts the extra H in?
2025. Still listen to this edit once a month. When Jay and Soder riff for the first time as the grizzled woman cop I just can’t take it. Stupid laughter every time.
What they don't think about tho, is now they have to sit on that little metal toilet, squeezing out pizza cheese while the rest of the holding tank watches 🙄
@@cyberspace667 they're not even racist. It's a running joke that Ant is racist because he criticises black culture and black crime statistics. Pretty much everyone does that now. The only honest conversations you could hear about race was through Patrice and Ant. Opie was so uncomfortable talking about race.
After watching this I had a dream that this was really Hansen vs Sokolov from MGS 3 and it's one of the strangest things I've ever experienced, I don't remember many details but it was about as ridiculous as you could imagine
Thanks for what You do @Crack Lee Crackle :-) I can't listen to The Bonfire live, so thank you for the "Mash Ups" & what not. At the same time I live in Alabama :-( And I miss Wawa Sandwiches, Ya Yankees(Northern People) :-P Geaux Saints !!!
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These bonfire tapes are literally saving my life right now.
hang in there bud
I don’t have a license to drive and I’m 22
The bonfire is all I’ve had since last summer 😅
Crackle crackle keep your head up
I hear you mang. Lost my house, job, and Back doing labor work. Just found out my Grandma just died and really thinking about painting the wall with some thot jelly as Danny Sodes (awesome per ewg) would say.
Hope you you out the darkness man.
Found my new listening addiction
"Why is there an industrial lighting truck parked outside?" 🤣
I would’ve assumed every pedophile knows Chris Hanson like every criminal in Gotham knows of the Batman
now I just see adam west trying to follow riddler clues to where he molests all his boys.
Batman and Robin. Robin is the 'decoy'..... And Batman then makes his appearance and confronts the pedophile.
Batman walks out, you know who I am!? I don't know, some bat, guy thing??
The fact that he was so meticulous with the encounter makes me think he was acting like he didnt know who he was. His demeanor never changed from when Chris walked in to when he had been arrested
youd think that would be the case eh..but alas
Dan and Jay doing the grizzled women cop has me rolling everytime .
" I got 3 kids an 2 still breathing broke me 😂
A series or movie about her needs to happen
@@pendafen7405it already happened. It’s called True Detective: Night Country 😂
@pendafen7405
Team her up with Chicago Dicks for the crossover we want, but don’t deserve
Gotta say man, I had a really depressing day, but Dan saying "this guy is getting a full belly" really got me laughing.
Bonfire is my go-to when I'm having a bad day. Hope things gets better.
He'll be stuffed full like a calzone going into jail
Hot coffee! Danny sodes does it again!
"This guy is just bleeding marinara"
I hate I’m on the train listening to this!! I look crazy laughing
I need to re visit this and Sons of Gary every 6 months or so. These super long edits are my favorites. Thank you.
This guy had the ascension of the millennium …
Licks the ground....."Chris Hansen's been here"😂😂
9:17
I know they're pushing 'hot coffee' but I picked up 'landed on the moon energy' right away and have been utilizing it ever since
Same! It’s genius because the irony is the clown astronauts that SAID they went to the moon (which we all know is bs) had ZERO energy/enthusiasm about when they “returned”. That phrase is gold on so many levels! LOL
@@anthemgunaether2914 no
@@anthemgunaether2914 lmao that's not why its funny at all
@@anthemgunaether2914 I hope you’re joking and not actually retarded but I can’t tell
I love how Dan says Mark's plugs right after he gets in. Fuckin professionally awesome
Sounds like he just dropped by so Soder knows them by heart. Hot Coffee!
@@spiralbones HOT TEA! ☕ 😂
Ive seen this TCAP clip but the fact that jay and danhave an hour riff on it gives me new life lmao
Starting to eat a slice is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
He should have torn the crust off and been like "I only like the crust", could have plead insanity.
@@spiralbones he should have ripped the crust off, wrapped the rest of the slice around most of the crust and ate it like a fat drumstick in his hand.
Insanity plea guaranteed.
Hopefully Hanson didn't pay for the pizza. The check would probably bounce.
When Mark Normand walked in I cheered like glass shattered and Stone Cold came out.
When it can't get any funnier and then Mark Norman walks into the room 💯🤣
he may be funny on stage but on this he’s got back dad jokes. guy brings up no new material. deer in the head lights
@@joker1087 you coulndt look any more like a reeetard
And then it comes to a screeching halt. He suck’s
The fact that he thought a "contract"
that he drafted himself at home
would protect him against prosecution
from statutory rape
shows that he's totally out of his mind.
He was 6 months from being released when the Bonfire episode aired. He was inside for 4 years.
Now lives with his parents in their mansion. Yeah, his parents are loaded.
He's registered on the list until 2029.
Is he out of his mind or just rich? Who knows....
Yeah that’s every pedophile bro. All of them are out of their fucking minds.
Holy shit, this one had me rolling. Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. I needed a good laugh lol.
Her nervousness is making him rock hard lmao
Exactly what he wanted lol
He also popped a Cialis just before the pizza
23:24 “WHO PUT ICYHOT IN MAH VAGISIL??”
😂😂😂😂
I finally get to watch this with commentary
Imagine being Jeff Sokol and coming across this.
38:15 "I wana make sure I shit when they tase me"
I'm happy this channel exists
Cinnamon toast Ken?
These are so awesome dude. Keep up the good work. Much appreciated.
Does anyone else think that Sokol looks like Judd Apatow?
He looks like Tom Segura in the picture where he's wearing a beanie.
No, sokol has more charisma
They likely share more similarities than differences
Jimmy Kimmel
Definitely looks more like Kimmel lol
Big Jay and Soder need to make a podcast where they do commentary on all TCAP and HVP episodes
"We can both agree that homework sucks. Now let's get naked" lol
The Brian Regan cuts are hysterical! Good work
An absolute bonfire staple.
"filing her nails over turquoise jewelry" fucking CREASED me 😂
"I've got a wooly bush and a bad attitude" will be on my gravestone
It’s so good
Already taken😂
Bro no lie the sokol clip always makes me super hungry for some thin greasy pizza 😩
Alright Bobby Kelly, relax
@fentonmulley5895 you must be a bit more up to date on your o and a watching than I am 😅
@@nam6128 nah just a tasteless fat joke
"I just want someone to fatten his lip."
I’ll always love Dan’s high pitched nasally singing, “WIN! WIN! WIN!” 😆
thanks for bringing this back
4:59 😂😂 this made me laugh to the point of needing my inhaler after.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
41:38c Dan's impression of Brian Regan is killer🤣🤣🤣
You guys are going to give me a 12 pack from all the hard laughing I get watching your bonfires 😂
YESSSS!!! i've been waiting for you to upload this bit!! thankyou!!
I love Dan for pronouncing Worcester right.
When does he talk about Worcester? *Edit: 37:16
Who the hell doesn't know how to pronounce Worcester Mass?
@@JohnnyNatrium People who aren't from Mass pronounce it "wor-chester" all the time. Idk if you're from here or not but it's to the extent it's a thing to mispronounce it that way as a joke
@@Laura-fv1oe1 Haha I'm not quite from there... I've lived in the Netherlands all my life so far, but as soon as I learned about the city, I've always known it to be pronounced that way, and I've never heard someone pronounce it wrong myself, apart from other Europeans who may not be internationally well-versed. In fact (though it differs just slightly but that seems to be the accent being more aggressive in the New England region) it's virtually the same as the internationally well-known 'Worcestershire Sauce', which is a thing that is looked down upon when someone ignorantly pronounces it like Wor-chess-ter or Wurr-sess-ter(+shire like the fkn hobbit town out of LoTR if they wanna sound extra stupid, rather than the correct 'wu-stuh-shuh') of course the town in Mass is, like many American cities, named after an older Anglo/Saxon European town.
@@Laura-fv1oe1 Rochester is the town I'd think of in terms of being pronounced that way - like Roah-Chester, as far as I know; but that name actually has the CH in it. Who reads Worcester and puts the extra H in?
Awesome job getting all the footage together
Ya'll need to print a warning on the cup if you're gonna serve such HOT COFFEE!
Thank god i can wear headphones at work….
Hot coffee this is insane lol
this is so outstanding
Is it me or does that creep look like Jimmy Kimmel?
HAHA 😂. Someone else said that exact same thing.
My first thought!!!! It’s if Jimmy kimmel never went into show business
Jimmy Kimmel and H3H3.
It is Jimmy Kimmel 🙄
his twin brother
Do you think the cops polished off the pizza?
like how dirty vice officers take a taste of the busted coke, the predator sting cops take the 'zza, soda, cookies, subway, etc.
I wonder what Mark normands real laugh sounds like
I would love to know as well because I don’t think I’ve heard a genuine laugh from him.
2025. Still listen to this edit once a month.
When Jay and Soder riff for the first time as the grizzled woman cop I just can’t take it.
Stupid laughter every time.
Dude.... the Chris Hansen Experience. Godamn
Damn i kinda wanna kno wat pizza place he got that pie from. This is a hell of a commercial. Looks delicious
From Boston's North End. There's a few places that serve it up like that. Two places to get good pizza - New York and Boston.
@@highpineapple Im from Chicago our deep dish shits on allll that bs pizza
@@juniorsanchez7441 Then why do you want the pizza that he bought from Boston?
@@highpineapple both y'all are wrong best pies are in CT
It’s called planet pizza in Fairfield
Chris has an amazing voice!!!
Shit, I’d grub down all them slices too once I figured out I was getting locked up
I'd start trying to seduce Chris Hansen and acting like that was the plan all along.
@@TheKitchenerLeslie
Well played, my friend…
Well played
What they don't think about tho, is now they have to sit on that little metal toilet, squeezing out pizza cheese while the rest of the holding tank watches 🙄
@@Chromeize
They’ll get used to that soon enough!
Least of their worries if they ever showed up on my block…
He brought pizza and orange juice? I mean, not to gloss over the obvious... But pizza and OJ?
Fucking Ocean Spray at that. Shits' like a dollop of toothpaste is in the recipe.
He was supposed to bring vodka to make screwdrivers
If not some molls.
Clarissa Explains It All says "Throw up taste like pizza and OJ" That has has been with me for 30 years.
Heartburn city
When worlds collide! Wow, Bonfire meets TCAP...well, sort of tcap...this is gold....
I love how all the staff is in other rooms vehicles and homes and are wearing bulletproof vests for absolutely no fackin reason
Man you know how scary the internet can get? You can get irl shot by irc. You can't play around it's a crazy world
Right because an internet predator would never carry a gun.
No reason my ass. We go mout re guns than people in the US. A predator with a death wish could wreak havoc
crackle crackle yall
if I listened to this while driving I would have crashed for sure roflmao
That dude is soggy. This video is hot coffee though.
dude managed to not have any boston accent and then he drops “lawr enforcement “
This is a classic good episode .
I've never laughed so hard in my life 🤣
dan's fake eating noises are too realistic
i don’t mean to be rude but you got any garlic sauce?
“Put a towel down” MN 25:55
Anyone who thinks cheaters isn’t staged is a bafoon.
It's staged?
Mark is like that socially awkward friend that starts making somewhat funny quips after listening to his friends for so long
25:50 is just a Mark line that is hilarious.
Normand is a beast by himself what are you talking about
I’m surprised that at 13:52 there was no immediate pause, with jokes ensuing for 10 to 15 minutes over his comment…. missed opportunity guys !!!!!
Jeff Sokol looks like he could be a cohost to this show
Erock, what up man!
I really liked the snap effect at 50:33. Great video
Holy shit their bits of for Brian Regan are amazing
This was so gawdamn good!!!
“Now you’re making me nervous.”
Best channel on UA-cam man
This guy got seven years
He also tried to get his name legally changed but the judge denied his request
He ended up serving 2.5 years and is on probation for the remaining 4.5 years. Also 10 years on the sex offender registry.
Yea and served like 2.5
@@nateclasen he prob still has a “tail” now
Some of the best riffing in the fuckin business right here yall. Lol
Top five bonfire all time lol
It’s so cool knowing Jeff did 2 1/2 years for showing up
Great Show!!
At some point bro....I don't know......how fast do you move killer?? Holy shit
My two fav things.. Bonfire and pedos getting owned! Bahaha great times
Love you all!!!!
Takes me back to the peak years of O&A
Except they’re nicer people and not racist
@@cyberspace667 lmao dude you got no business listening to O&A if you can't handle a few racist jokes
@@ablackghostmyguy3741 lol I grew up on O&A dude its fine I’m just saying
@@cyberspace667 they're not even racist. It's a running joke that Ant is racist because he criticises black culture and black crime statistics. Pretty much everyone does that now. The only honest conversations you could hear about race was through Patrice and Ant. Opie was so uncomfortable talking about race.
@@cyberspace667 by the way, have you seen Jay's black baby skits on LOS?
A very "O&A" skit.
THE KING HAS RETUNED? sshhhhhhh
The 5th Ninja Turtle, Predatello
I was a fAt kid i would of got boofed for that pizza
Hot coffee, this was funny
"Rip a growler" is hilarious
Yes that one sent me. Adding it to my quiver
Im so glad Native Dan makes an appearance
Anyone else hungry for pizza?
After watching this I had a dream that this was really Hansen vs Sokolov from MGS 3 and it's one of the strangest things I've ever experienced, I don't remember many details but it was about as ridiculous as you could imagine
Their Brian Regan is so fucking dead on
The Droopy bits still have me dying from laughter.
Litigious as fuck 😂😂😂😂 dyingggg
Thanks for what You do @Crack Lee Crackle :-) I can't listen to The Bonfire live, so thank you for the "Mash Ups" & what not. At the same time I live in Alabama :-( And I miss Wawa Sandwiches, Ya Yankees(Northern People) :-P Geaux Saints !!!
when i was 15 i was “dating” a 33 year old, I didn't realize what happened to me until I saw this video…
Nooooo!!! "The guardian" yanked your syndome bideo before i could finish it, im 1 unhappy camper.
Dang..thanks for the heads up. I'll put it back up.
"did you bring condoms tonight ? "
"Sure did !"
AND A MARRIAGE CONTRACT!
@@anthemgunaether2914 sure fuckin did !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hot Coffee! thanks again Lee
I legit went to high school with the decoy in this video.
why don't you have a sat over there?
Damn this is one of my fav episodes of tcap too
Dude at 48 seconds is the best
I wish I could have seen the studio during all I do is win hahaha