11:15 Soder's "Dude." When Ascension Millennium starts, perfectly summarizes the amount of joy I felt going into this. I also love how they initially thought it was DJ Lou playing it.
I am not even sure WTF got me here but I couldn't be more pleased!!! You are the only one I saw that was a recent viewer and I had to touch base bc of how great this is.
I lived in the oakwood apartments for a semester, not too long after Haim passed away. It was one of the first things someone told me of note about the place, which was kind of ghoulish. I got an internship at NBC and brought that up to one of my supervisors. She immediately started telling me about how she was an assistant on the set of "Crank 2" with Jason Statham. Corey Haim plays a hilarious mullet-headed pimp in it and she went on about how humble and kind he was, particularly to the crew. She was genuinely sad about the loss, I could tell. Feldman, on the other hand has pissed off nearly every person he's ever worked with, even as the little kid in "Friday the 13th: the Final chapter." Ironically, I think Haim was the only person in Feldog's life that really liked or cared about him.
They probably mock Feldawg after spending entire days mocking Feldawg... So, this would mean the mock Feldawg at work, and when off duty... These guys were destined to and born specifically for the purpose of mocking the Feldawg. Someobe has to do it. We can't have the Feldawg out there operating without any decent restraint... and no one to watch his every move to mock him in their report 😊
I haven't laughed this fucking hard in I don't know how long. Listening to these guys shit all over Feldman is the funniest thing I've heard on a podcast in at least 10 years.
Thanks.. Now i am a Corey fan. And my neighbours think i am crazy for laughing so loud in the middle of the night. Alone... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I need friends like Bonfire.
I’ll be in bed asleep and bust of laughing and wifey will look at me and be like “What’s wrong wit you” (In Feldogs voice) I hate to pull rank but it’s non of your business 🤣🙌🏽
I didn't think anything in the Feldog saga was going to top getting stabbed with a needle by a wolf pack and now here I am listening to Corey read a book about himself.
The best part is that the book isn't just about Feldman. He takes every opportunity to shit on Haim and paint him as a complete addict and dick pincushion. He even titled the book "Coreyography" with half the back cover being a picture of Haim. He is benefiting from his best friend's death and tarnishing his reputation, and I bet not a $ will be given to the Haim family.
I never thought id HEAR a C-List celebrity Audibly blow themselves….and I’m so glad the bonfire was here to tear it to shreds 😂😂😂 This book also reads/sounds like a college student trying to hit a word count on a mid-term lmao 🤣
Yep. I used to do it, well into college. I remember a professor calling me out on it in a kind of rare, man to man conversation. Still made the grades, but I felt like shit. Good man, him.
One of the hardest things to believe about Feldog's book is how he paints them as unable to find women to do things with. Granted they were teenagers but they were THE quintessential teenagers of that time period so they could have went almost anywhere and found more than enough women to service their rampant teenage libidos. Also I think it's disgusting how Feldy takes every opportunity to make himself look better than Haim, he really held on to that grudge for losing the Lucas role even after Haim died. Pathetic, petulant, and pernicious.
'"I'm coming!", I shouted to nobody in particular! As the rich, thick, pulpy Feld-sauce spurted forth with tremendous velocity, I reached heights of pleasure few men would ever reach. The models I've dated have told me I put Peter North to shame. I pitter-pattered my bad ass across the wooden floor and realized my Head of Security was jealous because he's not me... and never will be. Someone told me The Haimster died. So that sucked."
I can’t do more than 20 minutes at a time. I started listening around noon today it’s 10:00PM & I might finish tonight. Tattoos do hurt more than this. Soder ain’t wrong
Me and my girl have listened to this through a few times. When Dan sings " Ascension Millennium, I Took Your Sisters Life" We both fall the fuck out. Fucking brilliant.
Soder has processed that bereavement remarkably well. Some people go their entire life and never get over those traumas, Dan seems to be fine and unaffected inside of 10-15 years.
If Feldman made this book after Haim passed away, this is why people say he uses Haim to get money and stay relevant....riding the coat tails of Corey Haim. Rip Corey Ian Haim Haimster 222❤⚘❤⚘❤⚘❤
I really hate to say it but I’ve always said it, I think he milks his childhood trauma to stay in the spotlight. I think he dose ride on the coattails of Corey Haim. He’s been saying for years that he’s going to reveal who all of these Hollywood predators are. I haven’t heard him reveal much. I feel for what he went through as a child but he’s become someone who controls and manipulates broken people, these broken women as he puts it. It’s hard to feel sorry for him when he’s acting so sleazy!
It was Dominick Brascia that did what he did to Haim. Feldman was good friends with him and pretty much told Haim it was his fault. He has no other names. Literally just try I to steal money. Also tried blaming Charlie sheen and saw how that went.
I haven't heard the Bon Fire in so many years, as I am living as Corey did before, although vicariously, in the Far East, exploring my range of insufferable laughter at the great Martyr Fel-Dawg's sacraficial expense.
On the coattails of a dead man, he rides, he rides On the coattails of a dead man, he rides, On the coattails of a dead man, he rides, he rides On the coattails of a dead man.... He rides he riiiiiides.
This is honestly the funniest 90 minutes umi have ever heard. I come back to this at least once a year. Cory's ego, the impressions, the quotes, its just so fucking funny. So glad these guys introduced me to the cringe of Feldog. Crackle crackle.
It’s 6:30am and a comment like brought me back here. I’m trying not to laugh out loud and wake everyone up 😂. Freakin hilarious man. Good old fashioned American bros. Hilarious.
I just stumbled over the fact that this book exists, and since someone talks about Feldman's deeply emotional reading...and I actually teared up from laughing. Instead of the cereal story or the dentist's story he could just read: "I was cute, sooo damn cute, and sooooo innocent, and also cute. And even when all the bad people mand me do bad things, I was still sooooo good, such a goood boy, just as I was cute!"
I cannot believe he uses the first line of his dumb book to further humiliate his deceased "Best Friend". The man has no clue what 'shame' is. It's despicable.
Haim was always a source of envy and jealousy. Feldman is a self centered narcissist. This book was to trash the memory and person Haim was, an incredibly nice and sincere person. I have a very old friend who is my "feldman"....no friend at all in the end.
When everyone cracked up about the way Feldman started his book, that was beautiful. I feel exactly the same. It's absurd, disgusting and hilarious as fuck.
These guys single handedly... brought me back to my childhood. Grew up on the goonies ,Stand by me & A dangerous place. Was wondering all these years a few years back.. what the hell happened to Feldman?!... then Boom.😂😂😂
I can just imagine Felddog watching this with the same look on his face as the cover of this “novel”😂😂😂as he listens to jay and Dan just openly laugh at it for an hour and a half
Cory Feldman-------"The first time Michael Jackson entered me i was thirteen,mom had dropped me off for the weekend and Cory and i had just finished filming Lost Boys. I was SOOOO excited to go to Neverland and......
Ive listened to this so many times. I signed up for a audible account and bout to do 8 hrs at the mill listening to the Felddog talk about how he got his scars and atripes.
I'm embarrassed how many times I've listened to this
Yes. As I'm listening again.. AS WELL.
Buckle. The fuck. Up.
Here we go again.
The hours of video games I've played listening to the various bonfire compilations
I listen to it so much
Omg anytime I need a laugh I come back to this, that have Corey down to a science, lmao every time! 😆
"Corey Feldman's friend died" absolutely slayed me
😂
I'm 50 yrs old and tears are rolling down my face from laughing so hard!!!
World-class narcissist! 😂😂😂
Im laying in bed, pretending im trying to go to sleep yet cracking tf up listening to this 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is too much and i can't get enough
Yes... yes to aaall of this
Man, I would buy this 8-hour long audiobook with a 40-hour long commentary track from the Bonfire boys
I'm gonna buy it anyway just because, lol
I feel like I am stealing since these uploads are free 😳 Any Feldog material is gold 👍
can't like this comment because it's at 222
222 likes no one better mess this up
@@highpineapple I did too, and now I feel bad. At least I sponsored a vegan Meal for one of the Angels.. If they are still a thing?!
11:15 Soder's "Dude." When Ascension Millennium starts, perfectly summarizes the amount of joy I felt going into this. I also love how they initially thought it was DJ Lou playing it.
I've never been religious, but if there is a heaven, I sure hope that Haim is up there laughing at Feldman's bullshit with us :)
This piece of art is yet another piece of proof that there is a heaven. This is pure gold.
Unfortunately I just found this. Pure gold.
I am not even sure WTF got me here but I couldn't be more pleased!!! You are the only one I saw that was a recent viewer and I had to touch base bc of how great this is.
If you haven't seen the chat hanks episode check it out
I lived in the oakwood apartments for a semester, not too long after Haim passed away. It was one of the first things someone told me of note about the place, which was kind of ghoulish. I got an internship at NBC and brought that up to one of my supervisors. She immediately started telling me about how she was an assistant on the set of "Crank 2" with Jason Statham. Corey Haim plays a hilarious mullet-headed pimp in it and she went on about how humble and kind he was, particularly to the crew. She was genuinely sad about the loss, I could tell.
Feldman, on the other hand has pissed off nearly every person he's ever worked with, even as the little kid in "Friday the 13th: the Final chapter." Ironically, I think Haim was the only person in Feldog's life that really liked or cared about him.
Utterly hilarious even for I don’t know how many times it NEVER gets old! Lmao with their spot on impersonations😅
I could literally listen to these guys mock FeldDog 24 hours a day if my jaws could handle it
They probably mock Feldawg after spending entire days mocking Feldawg... So, this would mean the mock Feldawg at work, and when off duty...
These guys were destined to and born specifically for the purpose of mocking the Feldawg. Someobe has to do it. We can't have the Feldawg out there operating without any decent restraint... and no one to watch his every move to mock him in their report 😊
A Feldog in the streets, a Haimster in the sheets.
Might be the funniest thing Dan has ever said
So perfect
Hilarious & exactly what I am looking for
It should be the other way around though honestly
I know what you mean😉
I haven't laughed this fucking hard in I don't know how long. Listening to these guys shit all over Feldman is the funniest thing I've heard on a podcast in at least 10 years.
if you haven’t discovered it, seek out them shitting on feldog’s movie A Tale of Two Coreys. there’s a mega compilation on youtube
Holy 💩, just found this tonight and I’m listening his literally lmao! God damn I needed this, f’n riot 4sure!! 👍🤣😆😂
indeed, this is great
s a m e ! ! ! ! 👏👏👏👏
This is pure gold.....the dumping on the Haimster by the Feldog just shows the jealousy the great one felt towards Haim.
Great voicework guys.
🍀🍀
Thanks..
Now i am a Corey fan.
And my neighbours think i am crazy for laughing so loud in the middle of the night.
Alone...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need friends like Bonfire.
I’ll be in bed asleep and bust of laughing and wifey will look at me and be like “What’s wrong wit you”
(In Feldogs voice) I hate to pull rank but it’s non of your business 🤣🙌🏽
Kk
you men are doing us a service keeping an eye on this warlock
I love how into it he is. Corey Feldman is the gift that keeps on giving. He's the greatest pun of our generation.
Matt B Corey, Aaron Carter, & this 600 pound toddler Amberlynn Reid
he's an abuser
@@profhortsunlover1536so was the man who diddled him 😂
Most I have laughed since last bonfire bursts on Felddog!!!
FREAKING PRICELESS. 69 YEAR OLD BAKED VET
I SALUTE U GUYS
"If you roll over in your grave for something, Corey hamm is like a rotisserie ". That's like the wittiest thing I have heard in 10 years
I just found this and I haven't laughed so hard in forever!! You guys are killing me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Feldog bits are what keep me coming back to bonfire
I didn't think anything in the Feldog saga was going to top getting stabbed with a needle by a wolf pack and now here I am listening to Corey read a book about himself.
The best part is that the book isn't just about Feldman. He takes every opportunity to shit on Haim and paint him as a complete addict and dick pincushion. He even titled the book "Coreyography" with half the back cover being a picture of Haim. He is benefiting from his best friend's death and tarnishing his reputation, and I bet not a $ will be given to the Haim family.
Hee Hee!
Feldawg will always top himself in absurdity
Probably he stabbed himself with a heroin needle and hallucinated the whole thing...
I was slap stabbed!
Corey Feldman is literally the Tommy Wiseau of the music industry
Nah. People actually ENJOY The Room, lol.
You mean figuratively.
@@highpineapple nah, this is a pretty accurate analogy
@@sgtgiggles Incorrect. The Room is a cult classic loved by so many. The same can't be said for Feldman.....or maybe it can. Hmm
@@highpineapple tis’ a conundrum, indeed
I've lit up with joy when I saw this on my feed. There was an alarming lack of Feldog shenanigans in my life lately.
Omg i dont know how i found this vid but so glad i did. Hilarious 😂
Still watching this great video years later
Sometimes the Lord God opens heaven, and drops a something so incredible it’s beyond words!
This video is one of those things…
This nail his voice, hilariously that you can’t help come back- especially during those times when life sux and u just need to laugh a little 👍👏👏
This is an hour straight of gold
This is one of the BEST Feldog/Bonfire videos! And I’ve watched/listened to them all!!!
Idk HOW I missed this!!! This is THE BEST!!! 💯%
I listen to this every night to help me get to sleep
I never thought id HEAR a C-List celebrity Audibly blow themselves….and I’m so glad the bonfire was here to tear it to shreds 😂😂😂
This book also reads/sounds like a college student trying to hit a word count on a mid-term lmao 🤣
Yep. I used to do it, well into college. I remember a professor calling me out on it in a kind of rare, man to man conversation. Still made the grades, but I felt like shit. Good man, him.
i've always had a passing interest in numerology
Look at my dick it's like rock hard right now.
I've always had a passing interest to be sodomized
What a turd.
A.....ka... mursmal?
The like count was 555 when I got here. Think I have my number!
Sweet baby Jesus! It’s a pre-Christmas miracle! Bless you for posting this!
I love Dan and Jay doing corey feldman could listen 24_7 of them and not stop laughing
One of the hardest things to believe about Feldog's book is how he paints them as unable to find women to do things with. Granted they were teenagers but they were THE quintessential teenagers of that time period so they could have went almost anywhere and found more than enough women to service their rampant teenage libidos. Also I think it's disgusting how Feldy takes every opportunity to make himself look better than Haim, he really held on to that grudge for losing the Lucas role even after Haim died. Pathetic, petulant, and pernicious.
“Everyone...have I died?!?”
Lmao - killed me.
Bonfire keeping Corey relevant. They selling books and concert tickets for feldog. He should send these guys royalties
Joe Smith or blow them...hey now...
"Corey Feldman's friend died"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Poor FeldDouche
'"I'm coming!", I shouted to nobody in particular! As the rich, thick, pulpy Feld-sauce spurted forth with tremendous velocity, I reached heights of pleasure few men would ever reach. The models I've dated have told me I put Peter North to shame. I pitter-pattered my bad ass across the wooden floor and realized my Head of Security was jealous because he's not me... and never will be. Someone told me The Haimster died. So that sucked."
Lmfao
👏👏 Wow “...and realized my head of security was jealous because he’s not me.. and never will be.” LOL , My compliments
You are the man for posting this
Yesss thank you for putting all of this together. I don’t get to listen to Bonfire much anymore.
"Before there was Light...There was me."---Corey Feldman
10:17
20 yrs from now this will be must listen comedy history
Are you doing Bane? Yeah.
Wanna compare birds?
Fucking kills me every single time. So damn good!
“A model citizen of narcissism” hahaha
The commersmal bit and them making fun of how he depicts and voices Haim are HYSTERICAL
I can’t do more than 20 minutes at a time. I started listening around noon today it’s 10:00PM & I might finish tonight. Tattoos do hurt more than this. Soder ain’t wrong
Not even a regular listener of the Bonfire but I’m always down to hear more about the Feldog.
Me and my girl have listened to this through a few times. When Dan sings " Ascension Millennium, I Took Your Sisters Life" We both fall the fuck out. Fucking brilliant.
Soder has processed that bereavement remarkably well. Some people go their entire life and never get over those traumas, Dan seems to be fine and unaffected inside of 10-15 years.
every time i listen to bonfire riff on feldman, it makes me love haim more
Do you feel the power? It's our power. Best line ever lmao
So many future classic audio drops from this book! I love it!
Everything is shutting down bc of covid19 and this is just what I need.
Just finished all the old feldog material. Was upset there was no more. Then I see this. Jackpot!!
Oh. My. God. Another Bonfire Feldog video!!! Made my day
This is utterly fantastic Nunez...thank you, sir. You are doing the lord’s work my friend.
I listen to this every couple of months, and it makes me cry with laughter.
What’s so creepy is him describing the day Haim died. It’s like he was reveling in that moment. You can tell it was a great day for him
If Feldman made this book after Haim passed away, this is why people say he uses Haim to get money and stay relevant....riding the coat tails of Corey Haim. Rip Corey Ian Haim Haimster 222❤⚘❤⚘❤⚘❤
I really hate to say it but I’ve always said it, I think he milks his childhood trauma to stay in the spotlight. I think he dose ride on the coattails of Corey Haim. He’s been saying for years that he’s going to reveal who all of these Hollywood predators are. I haven’t heard him reveal much. I feel for what he went through as a child but he’s become someone who controls and manipulates broken people, these broken women as he puts it. It’s hard to feel sorry for him when he’s acting so sleazy!
@@wendylederer367he'll reveal their names once he gets ten million dollars. Until them, nuts to those kids in Hollywood today 😂
Order Out of Chaos.
It was Dominick Brascia that did what he did to Haim. Feldman was good friends with him and pretty much told Haim it was his fault. He has no other names. Literally just try I to steal money. Also tried blaming Charlie sheen and saw how that went.
@@bmid3 I fully believe the Charlie Sheen story. He’s so disgusting! I wouldn’t put it past him!
I haven't heard the Bon Fire in so many years, as I am living as Corey did before, although vicariously, in the Far East, exploring my range of insufferable laughter at the great Martyr Fel-Dawg's sacraficial expense.
corey haim loves this video.
Nobody can remember shit that happened when they are 4 years old. But Corey can remember all of it.
I’ve waited for this for so long
On the coattails of a dead man, he rides, he rides
On the coattails of a dead man, he rides,
On the coattails of a dead man, he rides, he rides
On the coattails of a dead man.... He rides he riiiiiides.
🤣🤣🤣
I saw this newest video and canceled my plans for the night.
Time for another session of Feldog getting roasted
your life must rock .
@@Calmer573 it does
@@Calmer573 Everyone's life rocks for the hour and a half we all watch this video. 😂🤘
This is honestly the funniest 90 minutes umi have ever heard. I come back to this at least once a year. Cory's ego, the impressions, the quotes, its just so fucking funny. So glad these guys introduced me to the cringe of Feldog. Crackle crackle.
Go watch The Feldman Files with Cumia. It's funny like this
“It sucks when you learn something.” - Dan Soder
Because of the bonfire I constantly walk around my house and randomly do the Corey Feldman voice 🤣
We need a full saga compilation!
Nick that is the last thing we need, Nick
@@saraforney3940 I wholeheartedly disagree
I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard at numerology
It’s 6:30am and a comment like brought me back here. I’m trying not to laugh out loud and wake everyone up 😂. Freakin hilarious man. Good old fashioned American bros. Hilarious.
18:01 "Now moonwalk" *WHOO*
Perfect
“ I had to teach Justin Timberlake how to mooove” 🤣🤣
I just stumbled over the fact that this book exists, and since someone talks about Feldman's deeply emotional reading...and I actually teared up from laughing. Instead of the cereal story or the dentist's story he could just read: "I was cute, sooo damn cute, and sooooo innocent, and also cute. And even when all the bad people mand me do bad things, I was still sooooo good, such a goood boy, just as I was cute!"
I cannot believe he uses the first line of his dumb book to further humiliate his deceased "Best Friend".
The man has no clue what 'shame' is. It's despicable.
Haim was always a source of envy and jealousy. Feldman is a self centered narcissist. This book was to trash the memory and person Haim was, an incredibly nice and sincere person. I have a very old friend who is my "feldman"....no friend at all in the end.
This is the hardest I've ever laughed!!! #cracklecrackle
cindyschwenke I laughed way more at the Today performance or whatever shitty daytime TV show. The angels the fucking angels
12:20 I have never laughed this hard in my life. I thought I was having a fucking heart attack.
These guys are stellar. I take it they're big in the US.
I love how these guys can take the worst day in someone’s life and make it HILARIOUS. 🤪
When everyone cracked up about the way Feldman started his book, that was beautiful. I feel exactly the same. It's absurd, disgusting and hilarious as fuck.
Haim's mother told "Feldog" to basically stop talking about her son after the book and tv movie. That tells me all I need to know.
These guys single handedly... brought me back to my childhood. Grew up on the goonies ,Stand by me & A dangerous place. Was wondering all these years a few years back.. what the hell happened to Feldman?!... then Boom.😂😂😂
As a manic depressive I thank you sir
I can just imagine Felddog watching this with the same look on his face as the cover of this “novel”😂😂😂as he listens to jay and Dan just openly laugh at it for an hour and a half
Here for my yearly pilgramage. This will forever be the funniest sh*t ever!
You got it on the brim of my Shasta
If they talked about nothing but Feldawg from now until eternity, I would be good with that....
Same here. Lol
I’d be curious to see how the bonfire impacted his book sales. Gotta be north of 80%
NAJ feldawg probably thinks he’s so popular not knowing that most of the sales came from the bonfire crew making fun of him haha
@Handsome Jack Ha ha, yeah, 8 tops
Wouldn't have believed that I could ever laugh at this subject matter...I was very very wrong.
Without these videos I would not be surviving ‘Rona
Thanks for the new post, welcome back!
DUDE I CANT BELIEVE you guys played "do ya wanna funk"!!!!!!!
Well this tops EVERYTHING! Feldman is an absolute sociopathic lunatic! If narcissism was a cologne.. he'd reek of it 🤢
Cory Feldman-------"The first time Michael Jackson entered me i was thirteen,mom had dropped me off for the weekend and Cory and i had just finished filming Lost Boys. I was SOOOO excited to go to Neverland and......
Omg when they do they feldog voice, it fucking kills me. 🤣🤣🤣.
2:19 the roller coaster of Dan’s reactions are so good 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
God dammit this brought me back I’m back
I love you
Do you love me even if I can’t seem to do anal more than once or twice a month
Definitely
Can never get enough of big Jay comedy.
Also what a wonderful old reference back to SEVEN. great movie lol. what's in the box, ahhhhhh, boom!
Ive listened to this so many times. I signed up for a audible account and bout to do 8 hrs at the mill listening to the Felddog talk about how he got his scars and atripes.