As much as I love Dan and Jay, I could not watch a movie with them haha We all know the niece wasn’t actually his niece but the granddaughter of his maid. Great job on the video, Lee
i wish i could find the bit they did about Rambo being at summer camp, i prolly saw it on this channel some time ago lol but ive never laughed harder, Thanks for puttin these out tho Crack
If I recall correctly he doesn't actually kills anyone in first blood only the one guy who falls off the helicopter and just traps everyone and brags about how he could kill all of them
If you want to practice your Schwarzenegger impression, this is the sentence to use… “I’ll crush you like an aluminum can, then recycle you so I can crush you again”
Rambo was in Vietnam. There were tunnels in Vietnam called Củ Chi tunnels. The tunnels were used by Viet Cong soldiers as hiding spots during combat, as well as serving as communication and supply routes, hospitals, food and weapon caches and living quarters for numerous North Vietnamese fighters. The tunnel systems were of great importance to the Viet Cong in their resistance to American forces, and helped to counter the growing American military effort.
yo for real, when they talk about commando and arnie blasting into a room with the couple fucking.. Is he getting pegged? @20:55 . its a blink and miss it but hey, fast pace action needs face paced fuckin. Also freeze frame at 21:58
For some stupid reason, in the US a shorter cut of the film was released in theaters which DID NOT explain Rambo's Ptsd or who the Mexican women living in his house were and what his relationship was to them! Audiences were left scrambling, trying to figure out if they missed something. Now, overseas audiences were shown the longer version which is why the film made more money there than in North America.
if i’m not mistaken, only 1 person dies in First Blood, the deputy that falls out of the helicopter…that movie had lots of violence but very little murder.
Crazy thing is you could actually claim this was based on a true story, recently an old innocent fella in his 70's went to war with the cartels who surrounded his property blowing up their vehicles and murdering them as cold as they would have done to him in and around his ranch property. The guy went _full/on_ rambo on them no _holds/barred_
Rambo Last Blood was great for what it was. They all were entertaining movies. After the first they kind of drifted, but not in a bad way. If you don't enjoy each of them you're a pretentious douche.
Not sure if the sheriff died at the end from his wounds, I mean he was shot like 8 times in the legs with a machine gun. Other than that everyone was just wounded.
The pilot momentarily lost control of the helicopter when Rambo threw a rock at it's windshield- resulting in the cop who was opening fire on Rambo, to fall to his death. Rambo man slaughtered him
Hardly ever do I see in a movie a guy having sex with an ugly and or fat chick unless it’s a comedy. As if only hot girls have sex, we All wish there were true but not true at all. And does not matter how ugly the dude is the girl is way hotter.
Here's something they never taught you in history class.... In 1979 the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan. The CIA allied itself by training, arming and funding the Afghan insurgency, known as the Mujahideen. (“those who engage in jihad”) One Mujahideen enlistee of note was a young Saudi named Osama Bin Laden. The name, Al Qaeda, the terrorist group he would later go on to create, translates to "the database," which was originally the computer file of the thousands of mujahideen fighters recruited, funded and trained by the CIA to defeat the Russians.
It’s like they came up with a final Rambo and the studio said well ok but we need teenagers to get a younger audience and someone said Ok. Then they said we can’t be too white so throw some Latina blood in there (no pun intended) then again someone said ok. At the end you got this mess that makes no sense. Dumb movie
The only action sequel I can think of that has the world acknowledge the events of the first is Deadliest Prey. The 20 years after sequel to Rambo knock off Deadly Prey
I can't believe that I never noticed that "alt-right" becomes, with just a change of the pause, into "all-trite"... which it actually is. It wasn't until they were signing the phrase that I noticed that fact.
Even the shape he stays in and the money for the plastic surgery, you cannot hide his age in his movement; its slow, restrained and , well, old. Just like the DeNiro scene in "The Irishman" everyone references, the beating in front of the store. it ruined the credibility of his character. hopefully Stallone stops after this and keep his dignity as an icon.
Yeah.... David Morrell was and is 100% correct. This movie was hot garbage, and far far removed from the original character. They should have just renamed the movie and been honest that they were trying to make a 70's-style grindhouse-type flick. The original "First Blood" is a fantastic movie. This was garbage -- and I say this as somebody who normally LOVES garbage movies.
It's way to get around the unfair fair use rules on YT. You have that dumb screen name with the unnecessary letters on top of letters and you're telling pelle to "chill" with necessary editing techniques?
I paused this to rent the movie and come back
lol, omg i hope your kidding. if so, its funny. if not, its sad.
I can listen to Dan and Jay do the Stallone voice for hours
Kyle dunnigan Rambo talk show is amazing
Cool
Kyle is a bum. This is the real deal.
You can tell when Dan gets too stoned, when the number of words/people he can’t remember dramatically increases
I was confused with his 4G drop...... was a very starfoxxy type reference.
Discount Penelope cruz had me dying😂
16:52
"Hey Uncle John, can I talk to you real quick?" 😂😂
I love Jay’s Mexican impression.
6:00 "what was her (Rambo's niece) name in the movie?"
It's Rainbo. It was always Rainbo.
Rambo Brite
This ep was probably in my top 5 ever. Just reminds me of hangin out with a buddy just talkin shit.
I misread ep. I was like Rambo had an album I gotta hear it!
He rocks and rolls so hard he broke his heel stompin
*looks at niece* “she’s just 16 years old”
Nice icon 🤘😎🤙
@@bryankelly7158
Totally legal now, brother. 🤙🏼
Rambo's nieces Mother was actually Schwarzenegger's maid/baby mama...put into witness relocation.
And the niece is the love child
makes sense
Sister?
Why not just say "Rambo's sister?".
You win
This is better than any other Rambo movie lmao
As much as I love Dan and Jay, I could not watch a movie with them haha We all know the niece wasn’t actually his niece but the granddaughter of his maid. Great job on the video, Lee
I only watched this movie after this video...I gotta say it was perhaps the best Rambo movie.
The lady in the hotel from Commando is now Dr. Ava Cadell.
I actually never knew that was her in that scene , when arnold and bill Duke bust through the wall.😎😎😂
i wish i could find the bit they did about Rambo being at summer camp, i prolly saw it on this channel some time ago lol but ive never laughed harder, Thanks for puttin these out tho Crack
The undying MAN! LEE!
Crackle Lee Crackle with another god damn home run
Thanks Lee! Can you find Jay singing “Foreigner-I want to know what love is.”
I’ve been looking for it but can’t find it
Rambo breaking out into song at 30 minutes in I am in tears
_Ram Blow: First Blood,_ is a poem that Seth Simon's wrote about getting his butt cherry popped.
🙋🙋🙋 Our Lee is an awesome Lee he streams from hebbeb above with wisom power and love our Lee is an awesome Lee 🙋🙋🙋
Juan Rambo was Mexican the whole time?
The old Mexican lady and the granddaughter aren’t related to rambo, he’s half german and native American.
@@JM-gc1gu So he showed up and married a mexican? That's what makes sense for him to be in the family
@@JM-gc1gu with a scandinavian last name played by an italian truly the most american film
@@nickkelly1485 a true melting pot of muscles and explosions
In the Rambo universe him giving his knife to their Bin Laden is hilarious head canon.
Bonfire is way better than LOS in my opinion.
And that's literally only because Luis isn't around lol.
Bonfire should just hire dave
@@jonathangilchrist1193 Dave would work, but I’d rather have Gillis instead.
Luis is a must. You need that one person to crap on
Dave's shit with his political nonsense
@@tradedavid I'd replace Luis with Dave any day lol. They can just start shitting on Ari instead.
If I recall correctly he doesn't actually kills anyone in first blood only the one guy who falls off the helicopter and just traps everyone and brags about how he could kill all of them
Paz Vega looks like you tried to clone penelope cruz and ended up with Wynona Rider.
"Everything shy of biting a man's dick off" is the quote of the year!!!!
If you want to practice your Schwarzenegger impression, this is the sentence to use…
“I’ll crush you like an aluminum can, then recycle you so I can crush you again”
Also the word fantastic...but said as fintaaasdick
You’re both so right😂 I heard it in my head perfectly
Last Blood was a lot of fun, doesn't deserve hate
Problem is society placing politics on everything
damn theat commando fight scene looks like the guy they barged in on was getting pegged!
Rambo: Taken meets Home Alone.
It took a year but this comment deserves appreciation
Thank you, you wonderful angel of mercy🙂. Will definatley roast a bowl to this today haha🤘
Crackle crackle
Of meth..jk, I hope you meant flower
Chugging a fat bowl of indica rn. Crackle crackle 🤘
Another comedy gold nugget
Those older lady have maid half slaves are pretty common here along the border
From what I read, he's making Rambo: Final Blood soon
And then “Rambo Blood of the lamb returns”
@@biguprochester And then... Rambo: Revelations
@@TheKitchenerLeslie Rambo Resurrections
@@biguprochester But in this day and age, the way Hollywood is, they'll force Stallone out and get Seth Rogen to play Rambo in Rambo: Reparations.
@@TheKitchenerLeslie sad part is youre right
Rambo was in Vietnam. There were tunnels in Vietnam called Củ Chi tunnels. The tunnels were used by Viet Cong soldiers as hiding spots during combat, as well as serving as communication and supply routes, hospitals, food and weapon caches and living quarters for numerous North Vietnamese fighters. The tunnel systems were of great importance to the Viet Cong in their resistance to American forces, and helped to counter the growing American military effort.
Damn dude nobody knew
@@Fucklifedeadshit if you don't know now you know nigga
So Rambo First Blood is Texas Chainsaw Massacre from a different point of view?
It could also be Predator without aliens just humans.
Props to Soder mentioning GHB inadvertently at 3:20. He meant HGH, but the joke for GHB was better. scooooooops
yo for real, when they talk about commando and arnie blasting into a room with the couple fucking.. Is he getting pegged? @20:55 . its a blink and miss it but hey, fast pace action needs face paced fuckin. Also freeze frame at 21:58
It’s a complete mess of a film with a paper thin plot but the last 20 minutes are so over the top ridiculous it’s great.
For some stupid reason, in the US a shorter cut of the film was released in theaters which DID NOT explain Rambo's Ptsd or who the Mexican women living in his house were and what his relationship was to them! Audiences were left scrambling, trying to figure out if they missed something. Now, overseas audiences were shown the longer version which is why the film made more money there than in North America.
Makes a billy goat puke.
“You like Reubens?”
This Kevin McCallister I really like the cut of his jib
rambo learned the tunnel thing from the viet cong, his enemy in vietnam
It's a damn good watch.
Rambo 71 is a horrible movie in my opinion
he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes
"du sloppy in the diiiiiiitiies"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
i thought selena gomez was his daughter
Hell yeah I just got into the song it’s alright by the traveling Wilburys that’s hilarious
Rambo 4 - Last Face Lift
Itchy Bones
Dude, Last Blood was surprisingly fucking awesome...!!🤘😁
The actress who plays Rambo’s niece is super nice. Worked with her last year
Yeah you gotta be nice to the producers and directors ;)
do you have any nudes?
Ask where jimmy hoffa is buried if you got those types of connections
☝️⚰️😂
Is Lee Dj Lou????
if i’m not mistaken, only 1 person dies in First Blood, the deputy that falls out of the helicopter…that movie had lots of violence but very little murder.
I love Soder but he called a .45 1911 a 9mm....
"On day 7, He did maketh a Crackle, and Gary saw that it was good. He Crackled once more such that His work may be done." --Psalms of Gary
Mexican maid is credited to mumbo
Read the Rambo books. The first book is the best, Rambo kills everyone, but all the books are great
"he goes" count: 731
Rambo is a murdering hero
Crazy thing is you could actually claim this was based on a true story, recently an old innocent fella in his 70's went to war with the cartels who surrounded his property blowing up their vehicles and murdering them as cold as they would have done to him in and around his ranch property. The guy went _full/on_ rambo on them no _holds/barred_
The cartel had to use a grenade launcher to kill him, I think the old man got 4 of them and injured some before they got him.
What happened?
I knew that sounded familiar but I thought I imagined it
Now I wanna see it!!
My fuck, Roy Orbison sounds like a ghoul or apparition of some type.
i thought his niece was selena gomez
25:08 it's heavily implied Jay. Grow up.
Rambo Last Blood was great for what it was. They all were entertaining movies. After the first they kind of drifted, but not in a bad way. If you don't enjoy each of them you're a pretentious douche.
Check out Kyle Dunnigans 'at home with sly Stallone' talk show. Amazing
Unless I'm misremembering something Rambo doesn't kill anyone in first blood.
Uhhhhhhhh
Not sure if the sheriff died at the end from his wounds, I mean he was shot like 8 times in the legs with a machine gun. Other than that everyone was just wounded.
I haven't seen it in a long time but doesn't he take a helicopter down and it ends up in a giant fireball?
Yeah people die bro for sure
The pilot momentarily lost control of the helicopter when Rambo threw a rock at it's windshield- resulting in the cop who was opening fire on Rambo, to fall to his death.
Rambo man slaughtered him
Rave tunnels 🫠🪇
Hardly ever do I see in a movie a guy having sex with an ugly and or fat chick unless it’s a comedy. As if only hot girls have sex, we
All wish there were true but not true at all. And does not matter how ugly the dude is the girl is way hotter.
Here's something they never taught you in history class....
In 1979 the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan. The CIA allied itself by training, arming and funding the Afghan insurgency, known as the Mujahideen. (“those who engage in jihad”) One Mujahideen enlistee of note was a young Saudi named Osama Bin Laden. The name, Al Qaeda, the terrorist group he would later go on to create, translates to "the database," which was originally the computer file of the thousands of mujahideen fighters recruited, funded and trained by the CIA to defeat the Russians.
They made a movie its Called Charlie Wilson war staring Tom Hanks.
They do teach that in history class. Then you go over it again in college.
Liver spot Balboa damn lol
13:28
Garybo: First Jay - Part Dan
you guys smell like farts lmao!!!
Is this the movie Arnie was dissing him on Twitter about?
I dunno why. It's better than everything Stallone did between 1997 and 2005
It’s like they came up with a final Rambo and the studio said well ok but we need teenagers to get a younger audience and someone said Ok. Then they said we can’t be too white so throw some Latina blood in there (no pun intended) then again someone said ok. At the end you got this mess that makes no sense. Dumb movie
Then 2 months later the woke terminator dark fate came out with the same exact idea premise
David Caruso down voted this
The only action sequel I can think of that has the world acknowledge the events of the first is Deadliest Prey. The 20 years after sequel to Rambo knock off Deadly Prey
How is less government bad?
I might be done with Billions
well all i can say is i liked the movie. But i can also say that i didnt care for the original rambo movies.
I can't believe that I never noticed that "alt-right" becomes, with just a change of the pause, into "all-trite"... which it actually is. It wasn't until they were signing the phrase that I noticed that fact.
Even the shape he stays in and the money for the plastic surgery, you cannot hide his age in his movement; its slow, restrained and , well, old. Just like the DeNiro scene in "The Irishman" everyone references, the beating in front of the store. it ruined the credibility of his character. hopefully Stallone stops after this and keep his dignity as an icon.
Yeah.... David Morrell was and is 100% correct. This movie was hot garbage, and far far removed from the original character. They should have just renamed the movie and been honest that they were trying to make a 70's-style grindhouse-type flick.
The original "First Blood" is a fantastic movie. This was garbage -- and I say this as somebody who normally LOVES garbage movies.
If you don't find this funnyAF you're sus.
The girls father in the movie just looks like a Mexican ripoff of The Weeknd.
This movie sucked to me.
chill with the fake film grain, 2 of the frames literally look like pubes on the floor in front of a urinal.
Without the grain they couldn't show the film you fool. Chill with the dumb comments lol crackle crackle
It's way to get around the unfair fair use rules on YT. You have that dumb screen name with the unnecessary letters on top of letters and you're telling pelle to "chill" with necessary editing techniques?
lil homies