The Bonfire - Rambo: Last Blood

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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2024

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  • @jamied931
    @jamied931 2 роки тому +19

    I paused this to rent the movie and come back

    • @whateveritwasitis
      @whateveritwasitis Рік тому

      lol, omg i hope your kidding. if so, its funny. if not, its sad.

  • @danorourke1585
    @danorourke1585 2 роки тому +36

    I can listen to Dan and Jay do the Stallone voice for hours

  • @BusterHuggs
    @BusterHuggs 4 роки тому +6

    You can tell when Dan gets too stoned, when the number of words/people he can’t remember dramatically increases

    • @earnedkarma3180
      @earnedkarma3180 3 роки тому +3

      I was confused with his 4G drop...... was a very starfoxxy type reference.

  • @brettbarton1911
    @brettbarton1911 10 місяців тому +1

    Discount Penelope cruz had me dying😂

  • @DoctorVolatile
    @DoctorVolatile 2 роки тому +6

    16:52
    "Hey Uncle John, can I talk to you real quick?" 😂😂

  • @sta36ny11
    @sta36ny11 3 роки тому +4

    I love Jay’s Mexican impression.

  • @MarquisdeSuave
    @MarquisdeSuave 2 роки тому +14

    6:00 "what was her (Rambo's niece) name in the movie?"
    It's Rainbo. It was always Rainbo.

  • @joekent1144
    @joekent1144 4 роки тому +11

    This ep was probably in my top 5 ever. Just reminds me of hangin out with a buddy just talkin shit.

    • @thefallenone1718
      @thefallenone1718 2 роки тому +1

      I misread ep. I was like Rambo had an album I gotta hear it!

  • @DG-420
    @DG-420 4 роки тому +21

    He rocks and rolls so hard he broke his heel stompin

  • @johnscroggins5981
    @johnscroggins5981 4 роки тому +62

    Rambo's nieces Mother was actually Schwarzenegger's maid/baby mama...put into witness relocation.

  • @kbq6758
    @kbq6758 Рік тому +4

    This is better than any other Rambo movie lmao

  • @brandonmcmullen6362
    @brandonmcmullen6362 4 роки тому +7

    As much as I love Dan and Jay, I could not watch a movie with them haha We all know the niece wasn’t actually his niece but the granddaughter of his maid. Great job on the video, Lee

  • @antonsedits
    @antonsedits Рік тому +4

    I only watched this movie after this video...I gotta say it was perhaps the best Rambo movie.

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie 3 роки тому +4

    The lady in the hotel from Commando is now Dr. Ava Cadell.

    • @acb723
      @acb723 2 роки тому +2

      I actually never knew that was her in that scene , when arnold and bill Duke bust through the wall.😎😎😂

  • @squishmitten664
    @squishmitten664 4 роки тому +2

    i wish i could find the bit they did about Rambo being at summer camp, i prolly saw it on this channel some time ago lol but ive never laughed harder, Thanks for puttin these out tho Crack

  • @zacharypickering9202
    @zacharypickering9202 4 роки тому +7

    The undying MAN! LEE!

  • @sweetboyteddy4525
    @sweetboyteddy4525 4 роки тому +3

    Crackle Lee Crackle with another god damn home run

  • @cwells3673
    @cwells3673 4 роки тому +6

    Thanks Lee! Can you find Jay singing “Foreigner-I want to know what love is.”
    I’ve been looking for it but can’t find it

  • @MSUParker
    @MSUParker 9 місяців тому

    Rambo breaking out into song at 30 minutes in I am in tears

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 4 роки тому +22

    _Ram Blow: First Blood,_ is a poem that Seth Simon's wrote about getting his butt cherry popped.

  • @DamTheKid
    @DamTheKid 4 роки тому +6

    🙋🙋🙋 Our Lee is an awesome Lee he streams from hebbeb above with wisom power and love our Lee is an awesome Lee 🙋🙋🙋

  • @brandonhinrichs387
    @brandonhinrichs387 4 роки тому +15

    Juan Rambo was Mexican the whole time?

    • @JM-gc1gu
      @JM-gc1gu 4 роки тому +1

      The old Mexican lady and the granddaughter aren’t related to rambo, he’s half german and native American.

    • @jorgetwo4279
      @jorgetwo4279 2 роки тому

      @@JM-gc1gu So he showed up and married a mexican? That's what makes sense for him to be in the family

    • @nickkelly1485
      @nickkelly1485 2 роки тому

      @@JM-gc1gu with a scandinavian last name played by an italian truly the most american film

    • @Blackhawks19_xx
      @Blackhawks19_xx Рік тому +1

      @@nickkelly1485 a true melting pot of muscles and explosions

  • @IWasntHere69
    @IWasntHere69 Рік тому +1

    In the Rambo universe him giving his knife to their Bin Laden is hilarious head canon.

  • @WorldsWorstBoy
    @WorldsWorstBoy 4 роки тому +17

    Bonfire is way better than LOS in my opinion.
    And that's literally only because Luis isn't around lol.

    • @jonathangilchrist1193
      @jonathangilchrist1193 4 роки тому +3

      Bonfire should just hire dave

    • @ElkinsEric
      @ElkinsEric 4 роки тому +4

      @@jonathangilchrist1193 Dave would work, but I’d rather have Gillis instead.

    • @tradedavid
      @tradedavid 4 роки тому +1

      Luis is a must. You need that one person to crap on

    • @Sebastian-Tickleberry
      @Sebastian-Tickleberry 4 роки тому +1

      Dave's shit with his political nonsense

    • @WorldsWorstBoy
      @WorldsWorstBoy 4 роки тому +3

      @@tradedavid I'd replace Luis with Dave any day lol. They can just start shitting on Ari instead.

  • @DevilsReject429
    @DevilsReject429 3 роки тому +3

    If I recall correctly he doesn't actually kills anyone in first blood only the one guy who falls off the helicopter and just traps everyone and brags about how he could kill all of them

  • @lazylefthand
    @lazylefthand 3 роки тому +2

    Paz Vega looks like you tried to clone penelope cruz and ended up with Wynona Rider.

  • @BoilerRoc2002
    @BoilerRoc2002 4 роки тому +1

    "Everything shy of biting a man's dick off" is the quote of the year!!!!

  • @Rickydiculus
    @Rickydiculus 2 роки тому +2

    If you want to practice your Schwarzenegger impression, this is the sentence to use…
    “I’ll crush you like an aluminum can, then recycle you so I can crush you again”

    • @leedobson
      @leedobson Рік тому +2

      Also the word fantastic...but said as fintaaasdick

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 10 місяців тому

      You’re both so right😂 I heard it in my head perfectly

  • @stakeaphobicz498
    @stakeaphobicz498 4 роки тому +6

    Last Blood was a lot of fun, doesn't deserve hate

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 4 роки тому

      Problem is society placing politics on everything

  • @scottschiess1440
    @scottschiess1440 11 місяців тому

    damn theat commando fight scene looks like the guy they barged in on was getting pegged!

  • @jockoadams3377
    @jockoadams3377 3 роки тому +2

    Rambo: Taken meets Home Alone.

    • @Ketacah
      @Ketacah 2 роки тому +1

      It took a year but this comment deserves appreciation

  • @Dangzag
    @Dangzag 4 роки тому +16

    Thank you, you wonderful angel of mercy🙂. Will definatley roast a bowl to this today haha🤘

    • @DG-420
      @DG-420 4 роки тому +2

      Crackle crackle

    • @white6delta
      @white6delta 4 роки тому +2

      Of meth..jk, I hope you meant flower

    • @CharlesDubs
      @CharlesDubs 3 роки тому +3

      Chugging a fat bowl of indica rn. Crackle crackle 🤘

  • @johnniejackson9794
    @johnniejackson9794 2 роки тому +1

    Another comedy gold nugget

  • @stevenguevara2184
    @stevenguevara2184 3 роки тому +3

    Those older lady have maid half slaves are pretty common here along the border

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie 4 роки тому +4

    From what I read, he's making Rambo: Final Blood soon

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 4 роки тому

      And then “Rambo Blood of the lamb returns”

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 3 роки тому +1

      @@biguprochester And then... Rambo: Revelations

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 3 роки тому

      @@TheKitchenerLeslie Rambo Resurrections

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 3 роки тому +2

      @@biguprochester But in this day and age, the way Hollywood is, they'll force Stallone out and get Seth Rogen to play Rambo in Rambo: Reparations.

    • @shardsofteeth
      @shardsofteeth 2 роки тому

      @@TheKitchenerLeslie sad part is youre right

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie 4 роки тому +9

    Rambo was in Vietnam. There were tunnels in Vietnam called Củ Chi tunnels. The tunnels were used by Viet Cong soldiers as hiding spots during combat, as well as serving as communication and supply routes, hospitals, food and weapon caches and living quarters for numerous North Vietnamese fighters. The tunnel systems were of great importance to the Viet Cong in their resistance to American forces, and helped to counter the growing American military effort.

  • @Randomperson7409
    @Randomperson7409 2 роки тому +2

    So Rambo First Blood is Texas Chainsaw Massacre from a different point of view?

    • @GahMorninJulia
      @GahMorninJulia Рік тому

      It could also be Predator without aliens just humans.

  • @wubanga10154
    @wubanga10154 Місяць тому

    Props to Soder mentioning GHB inadvertently at 3:20. He meant HGH, but the joke for GHB was better. scooooooops

  • @666ericwright
    @666ericwright 4 роки тому +1

    yo for real, when they talk about commando and arnie blasting into a room with the couple fucking.. Is he getting pegged? @20:55 . its a blink and miss it but hey, fast pace action needs face paced fuckin. Also freeze frame at 21:58

  • @Blackhawks19_xx
    @Blackhawks19_xx Рік тому +4

    It’s a complete mess of a film with a paper thin plot but the last 20 minutes are so over the top ridiculous it’s great.

  • @TheNameisPlissken1981
    @TheNameisPlissken1981 3 місяці тому

    For some stupid reason, in the US a shorter cut of the film was released in theaters which DID NOT explain Rambo's Ptsd or who the Mexican women living in his house were and what his relationship was to them! Audiences were left scrambling, trying to figure out if they missed something. Now, overseas audiences were shown the longer version which is why the film made more money there than in North America.

  • @baalzebub5000
    @baalzebub5000 2 роки тому +2

    Makes a billy goat puke.

  • @michaelblaine6494
    @michaelblaine6494 3 роки тому +2

    “You like Reubens?”

  • @greg6898
    @greg6898 2 роки тому +3

    This Kevin McCallister I really like the cut of his jib

  • @adebrysi
    @adebrysi 3 роки тому +1

    rambo learned the tunnel thing from the viet cong, his enemy in vietnam

  • @seanforbes3937
    @seanforbes3937 2 роки тому +6

    It's a damn good watch.

    • @amiracleone2803
      @amiracleone2803 2 роки тому +1

      Rambo 71 is a horrible movie in my opinion

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin Рік тому

    he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes

  • @highpineapple
    @highpineapple 3 роки тому +2

    "du sloppy in the diiiiiiitiies"
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @adebrysi
    @adebrysi 3 роки тому +2

    i thought selena gomez was his daughter

  • @lindboknifeandtool
    @lindboknifeandtool 6 місяців тому

    Hell yeah I just got into the song it’s alright by the traveling Wilburys that’s hilarious

  • @yeeminyamin5515
    @yeeminyamin5515 4 роки тому +1

    Rambo 4 - Last Face Lift

  • @thomasthomas3750
    @thomasthomas3750 2 роки тому +2

    Itchy Bones

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 4 роки тому +6

    Dude, Last Blood was surprisingly fucking awesome...!!🤘😁

  • @K3V1N117
    @K3V1N117 2 роки тому +7

    The actress who plays Rambo’s niece is super nice. Worked with her last year

    • @Miodrag.Vukomanovic
      @Miodrag.Vukomanovic Рік тому

      Yeah you gotta be nice to the producers and directors ;)

    • @whateveritwasitis
      @whateveritwasitis Рік тому

      do you have any nudes?

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 11 місяців тому +1

      Ask where jimmy hoffa is buried if you got those types of connections

    • @trashmagic666
      @trashmagic666 9 місяців тому

      ☝️⚰️😂

  • @denneysuniga4276
    @denneysuniga4276 3 роки тому +1

    Is Lee Dj Lou????

  • @romangarcia608
    @romangarcia608 Рік тому

    if i’m not mistaken, only 1 person dies in First Blood, the deputy that falls out of the helicopter…that movie had lots of violence but very little murder.

  • @lordfordification
    @lordfordification 3 роки тому +1

    I love Soder but he called a .45 1911 a 9mm....

  • @GeneralBlorp
    @GeneralBlorp 4 роки тому +5

    "On day 7, He did maketh a Crackle, and Gary saw that it was good. He Crackled once more such that His work may be done." --Psalms of Gary

  • @deadlegs187
    @deadlegs187 4 роки тому +1

    Mexican maid is credited to mumbo

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 2 роки тому

    Read the Rambo books. The first book is the best, Rambo kills everyone, but all the books are great

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin Рік тому +1

    "he goes" count: 731

  • @tomkat4480
    @tomkat4480 3 роки тому +1

    Rambo is a murdering hero

  • @stash.
    @stash. 2 роки тому +6

    Crazy thing is you could actually claim this was based on a true story, recently an old innocent fella in his 70's went to war with the cartels who surrounded his property blowing up their vehicles and murdering them as cold as they would have done to him in and around his ranch property. The guy went _full/on_ rambo on them no _holds/barred_

    • @animuslite8809
      @animuslite8809 Рік тому

      The cartel had to use a grenade launcher to kill him, I think the old man got 4 of them and injured some before they got him.

    • @brettbarton1911
      @brettbarton1911 10 місяців тому

      What happened?

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 10 місяців тому

      I knew that sounded familiar but I thought I imagined it

  • @jenller
    @jenller 4 роки тому +1

    Now I wanna see it!!

  • @shanestephens4728
    @shanestephens4728 2 роки тому +2

    My fuck, Roy Orbison sounds like a ghoul or apparition of some type.

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 2 роки тому +1

    i thought his niece was selena gomez

  • @niteshade8546
    @niteshade8546 3 роки тому +1

    25:08 it's heavily implied Jay. Grow up.

  • @allnightfright619
    @allnightfright619 4 роки тому +2

    Rambo Last Blood was great for what it was. They all were entertaining movies. After the first they kind of drifted, but not in a bad way. If you don't enjoy each of them you're a pretentious douche.

  • @TrevorScanlan
    @TrevorScanlan 2 роки тому +3

    Check out Kyle Dunnigans 'at home with sly Stallone' talk show. Amazing

  • @FisterSavage
    @FisterSavage 4 роки тому +1

    Unless I'm misremembering something Rambo doesn't kill anyone in first blood.

    • @benrelaxedguy
      @benrelaxedguy 4 роки тому +1

      Uhhhhhhhh

    • @johnmorris8444
      @johnmorris8444 4 роки тому +2

      Not sure if the sheriff died at the end from his wounds, I mean he was shot like 8 times in the legs with a machine gun. Other than that everyone was just wounded.

    • @BytheTicket222
      @BytheTicket222 4 роки тому

      I haven't seen it in a long time but doesn't he take a helicopter down and it ends up in a giant fireball?

    • @jonathangilchrist1193
      @jonathangilchrist1193 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah people die bro for sure

    • @chantillytheory7015
      @chantillytheory7015 4 роки тому +3

      The pilot momentarily lost control of the helicopter when Rambo threw a rock at it's windshield- resulting in the cop who was opening fire on Rambo, to fall to his death.
      Rambo man slaughtered him

  • @trashmagic666
    @trashmagic666 9 місяців тому

    Rave tunnels 🫠🪇

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 3 роки тому +1

    Hardly ever do I see in a movie a guy having sex with an ugly and or fat chick unless it’s a comedy. As if only hot girls have sex, we
    All wish there were true but not true at all. And does not matter how ugly the dude is the girl is way hotter.

  • @kungfujones1
    @kungfujones1 Рік тому +1

    Here's something they never taught you in history class....
    In 1979 the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan. The CIA allied itself by training, arming and funding the Afghan insurgency, known as the Mujahideen. (“those who engage in jihad”) One Mujahideen enlistee of note was a young Saudi named Osama Bin Laden. The name, Al Qaeda, the terrorist group he would later go on to create, translates to "the database," which was originally the computer file of the thousands of mujahideen fighters recruited, funded and trained by the CIA to defeat the Russians.

    • @Shonuff42080
      @Shonuff42080 Рік тому

      They made a movie its Called Charlie Wilson war staring Tom Hanks.

    • @jamesmelton4412
      @jamesmelton4412 Рік тому

      They do teach that in history class. Then you go over it again in college.

  • @curtischisom9974
    @curtischisom9974 4 роки тому +1

    Liver spot Balboa damn lol

  • @mlab11
    @mlab11 Рік тому

    13:28

  • @stellis69
    @stellis69 2 роки тому +1

    Garybo: First Jay - Part Dan

  • @MSUParker
    @MSUParker 9 місяців тому

    you guys smell like farts lmao!!!

  • @biguprochester
    @biguprochester 4 роки тому +1

    Is this the movie Arnie was dissing him on Twitter about?

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 4 роки тому

      I dunno why. It's better than everything Stallone did between 1997 and 2005

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 3 роки тому +2

    It’s like they came up with a final Rambo and the studio said well ok but we need teenagers to get a younger audience and someone said Ok. Then they said we can’t be too white so throw some Latina blood in there (no pun intended) then again someone said ok. At the end you got this mess that makes no sense. Dumb movie

    • @GahMorninJulia
      @GahMorninJulia Рік тому

      Then 2 months later the woke terminator dark fate came out with the same exact idea premise

  • @mjweber0313
    @mjweber0313 4 роки тому +5

    David Caruso down voted this

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce 4 роки тому +1

    The only action sequel I can think of that has the world acknowledge the events of the first is Deadliest Prey. The 20 years after sequel to Rambo knock off Deadly Prey

  • @Jguthro
    @Jguthro 4 роки тому +2

    How is less government bad?

    • @Jguthro
      @Jguthro 4 роки тому

      I might be done with Billions

  • @SaveAmerica-TRUMP2024
    @SaveAmerica-TRUMP2024 3 роки тому +1

    well all i can say is i liked the movie. But i can also say that i didnt care for the original rambo movies.

  • @quantumperception
    @quantumperception 4 роки тому +2

    I can't believe that I never noticed that "alt-right" becomes, with just a change of the pause, into "all-trite"... which it actually is. It wasn't until they were signing the phrase that I noticed that fact.

  • @whateveritwasitis
    @whateveritwasitis Рік тому

    Even the shape he stays in and the money for the plastic surgery, you cannot hide his age in his movement; its slow, restrained and , well, old. Just like the DeNiro scene in "The Irishman" everyone references, the beating in front of the store. it ruined the credibility of his character. hopefully Stallone stops after this and keep his dignity as an icon.

  • @nw1750
    @nw1750 4 місяці тому

    Yeah.... David Morrell was and is 100% correct. This movie was hot garbage, and far far removed from the original character. They should have just renamed the movie and been honest that they were trying to make a 70's-style grindhouse-type flick.
    The original "First Blood" is a fantastic movie. This was garbage -- and I say this as somebody who normally LOVES garbage movies.

  • @charlesblack9959
    @charlesblack9959 4 роки тому +2

    If you don't find this funnyAF you're sus.

  • @The_Fat_Turtle
    @The_Fat_Turtle 11 місяців тому

    The girls father in the movie just looks like a Mexican ripoff of The Weeknd.

  • @shawnmowers7218
    @shawnmowers7218 4 роки тому +1

    This movie sucked to me.

  • @ricechadwic6813
    @ricechadwic6813 4 роки тому +2

    chill with the fake film grain, 2 of the frames literally look like pubes on the floor in front of a urinal.

    • @zacharypickering9202
      @zacharypickering9202 4 роки тому +10

      Without the grain they couldn't show the film you fool. Chill with the dumb comments lol crackle crackle

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 4 роки тому +8

      It's way to get around the unfair fair use rules on YT. You have that dumb screen name with the unnecessary letters on top of letters and you're telling pelle to "chill" with necessary editing techniques?

  • @killdeer
    @killdeer 3 роки тому +1

    lil homies