Your Life as a Chimp

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  • @Vhite
    @Vhite Рік тому +3563

    "You are now an adult chimp and no one likes you anymore." That hit too close for comfort.

    • @casualsleepingdragon8501
      @casualsleepingdragon8501 9 місяців тому +115

      Well, they are some of our closest relatives (unfortunately)

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto 7 місяців тому +33

      @@casualsleepingdragon8501that mfer is not related to me

    • @sheabuttyr
      @sheabuttyr 6 місяців тому +27

      @@Damnto it might seem crazy what I'm bout to sayy...

    • @yeeticusprime
      @yeeticusprime 4 місяці тому

      True

    • @Sealionborn
      @Sealionborn 4 місяці тому +26

      @@Damnto Fun fact, you are (extremely distantly) related to the bacteria inside your body. All extant life on Earth shares a common ancestor LUCA (Last Universal Common Ancestor).

  • @meetaverma8372
    @meetaverma8372 Рік тому +2824

    Idk why was this in my recommendations, but I'm so happy it was

  • @lycaonpictus2008
    @lycaonpictus2008 Рік тому +870

    You're gonna need to make more of these "Your life as an animal" videos, they're great!

  • @Ugglehjelm
    @Ugglehjelm Рік тому +2937

    Just remember that the leader or alpha male is not always the strongest and meanest. They can also be empathetic and protect weaker members of the clan and settle disputes, and thus gain support through acting as a leader. There are mean alphas aswell, but it dose not end well for the bully when they no longer are the strong one.
    Its usually in the groups intrest not to have a big bully as a leader.
    Females can also hold big influence in the groups by rallying all the other females.

    • @AmirDarkOne
      @AmirDarkOne Рік тому +79

      wrong on all of them
      only weaker alphas tray to appeasing their clan , so they don't get replaced
      strong alphas have no mercy
      it is absolutely in clan's interests to have strong alpha, because current alpha constantly wil be challenged and if he lose, new alpha will kill all the children to make room for his children
      only happens with weak alphas

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb Рік тому

      @@AmirDarkOne all alpha males want to appease the other chimps within the group because they need alliances to maintain power regardless of how strong they are, that’s the whole point of grooming it’s to make connections and alliances between members of the group. That’s why an alpha male who is just a dick to every other chimp in the group is just going to get overthrown by another male who is good at making allies because nobody likes the alpha male. This is why the most successful alpha males are usually the ones who can both make and maintain allies but are also strong enough to defend their position from potential threats both internal and external.

    • @yahyathegameenjoyer
      @yahyathegameenjoyer Рік тому +457

      ​@@AmirDarkOne sounds like a shit plan for surviving 😂

    • @EdoDave
      @EdoDave Рік тому +359

      ​@@AmirDarkOneOk buddy. You seem to know what you're talking about. What pills are you taking?

    • @AmirDarkOne
      @AmirDarkOne Рік тому +21

      @@EdoDave
      watched some documentary about chimps years ago

  • @reduxys4819
    @reduxys4819 8 місяців тому +652

    Iirc, scientists found that chimps raised in captivity and then released to the wild, outside of the typical patriarchal social structure of wild chimps, were a lot kinder to each other. Could say something about how violence is a perpetual cycle in animals just as much as it is in humans

    • @gae_wead_dad_6914
      @gae_wead_dad_6914 6 місяців тому

      So... your evidence for less violent chimps is being nurtured by humans?
      I think that just proves that we're the less violent creature. I would put the violence scale as this: Chimp>Human>Gorilla>Orangutan

    • @riverblack123
      @riverblack123 4 місяці тому

      Yet much worse at surviving in the wild.
      Be it male or female, every species of mammal need a strong dominant gender. In the case of humans and chimps, it's the males.

    • @pierrebegley2746
      @pierrebegley2746 4 місяці тому +30

      I suppose you could say that when we're horrible to each other, we behave like animals. 😉

    • @gae_wead_dad_6914
      @gae_wead_dad_6914 4 місяці тому +62

      @@pierrebegley2746 Or the fact that we're more like Orangutans/Bonobos in our chill, but can as easily swing to the other extreme due to our purported morals or even desperation

    • @themeerkat5157
      @themeerkat5157 4 місяці тому

      their environment is what makes them violent, there isn't much food where they live so natural selection did its thing because more violent chimps are more likely to secure food for themselves and thus pass on their genes

  • @uberjoe-08
    @uberjoe-08 Рік тому +439

    bruh , if you keep making videos like this your channel will blow up in no time

    • @jckoibra2662
      @jckoibra2662 Рік тому +16

      Literally like this is the exact kind of videos a guy with 2M subs makes

    • @LostArchivist
      @LostArchivist 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes, yes he did.

    • @BendyTheTomato
      @BendyTheTomato Місяць тому +1

      wowzers

  • @CSAdityaHoon
    @CSAdityaHoon 2 місяці тому +42

    2:32 Jeff Bezos as the highest alpha chimp had me rollin 😂

    • @2lazy2laze45
      @2lazy2laze45 Місяць тому +5

      Knew about alphas on chimp
      was expecting the bald buff alpha pinky
      gets Bezos instead
      IT'S HIM!

  • @flygon3936
    @flygon3936 Рік тому +1276

    I've always aspired to be a chimp, thanks to you I now know what to expect.... I no longer want to be a chimp :(

    • @Jamestoland
      @Jamestoland  Рік тому +149

      😂😂 Happy to help

    • @No1wochienfan
      @No1wochienfan Рік тому +118

      Try be a bonobo, they’re basically less aggressive chimp

    • @heichan8657
      @heichan8657 Рік тому

      @@No1wochienfan they're more like horny chimp tbh

    • @Bonker790
      @Bonker790 Рік тому +34

      ​@@No1wochienfanok i'll try

    • @sramowl1520
      @sramowl1520 Рік тому +2

      same.

  • @avatet2627
    @avatet2627 Рік тому +544

    Now we need your life as a bonobo, gorilla and orangutan

  • @happybalint
    @happybalint Рік тому +361

    Okay but can we talk about how clever they are to use sticks to inspect bodies?

    • @angmori172
      @angmori172 Рік тому +98

      Basically one step away from building a particle accelerator

    • @اسكندرفكار
      @اسكندرفكار Рік тому +41

      ​@@angmori172
      evry giant leap starts with Many small steps......thats how we were 50k years ago as well

    • @GanmaCarabu
      @GanmaCarabu 8 місяців тому

      More like roughly 1 million years ago@@اسكندرفكار

    • @AlmedaRen
      @AlmedaRen 7 місяців тому +11

      We literally are 98% similar why is this surprising 💀

    • @Oscar97o
      @Oscar97o 4 місяці тому

      @@اسكندرفكار If they figure out fire it's only a matter of time before we have to go to war against them.

  • @OMalleyTheMaggot
    @OMalleyTheMaggot Рік тому +85

    2:49
    "No other species has been observed to show this much violence towards their females"
    Ducks have entered the chat

    • @kristianschuff1723
      @kristianschuff1723 9 місяців тому +25

      Dolphins as well

    • @accurategamer7085
      @accurategamer7085 7 місяців тому +1

      Maybe stay in your lane

    • @accurategamer7085
      @accurategamer7085 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@kristianschuff1723no dolphins are just rap-

    • @kristianschuff1723
      @kristianschuff1723 7 місяців тому +5

      @@accurategamer7085 nope they kill each other as well

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 2 місяці тому

      @@accurategamer7085 Small groups of young male dolphins abduct and enslave lone females until they become bored of her.

  • @Plykiya
    @Plykiya Рік тому +76

    The timing and editing on this video was definitely an improvement compared to the last one.

  • @92ndmeenyweeny
    @92ndmeenyweeny Рік тому +75

    Im actually really happy to see you make a full on draw my life video on chimps, they’remy number 1 favourite animals yet i find it pretty difficult to research properly about them so a video like this that puts it in bite-sized easy to digest content is appreciated 👍

    • @Ares_pb
      @Ares_pb 10 місяців тому +4

      I think it still sugarcoats a lot of the true chimp ruthlessness

    • @92ndmeenyweeny
      @92ndmeenyweeny 7 місяців тому

      @@Ares_pbthats why they’re my favourite animals in general, I hear troops of chimps hunt antelopes and even raid gorilla families to eat their babies

  • @REDACTED-THE-COOLEST
    @REDACTED-THE-COOLEST Рік тому +44

    Than this is so nostalgic, thank you to bring back the old times

  • @WhaddeyaTalkeenabeet
    @WhaddeyaTalkeenabeet Рік тому +3579

    This is just being a human but in 144p

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow 8 місяців тому +398

      "I want to be a human."
      "You can be a human at home."
      Being human at home:

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 8 місяців тому +200

      It's like you took a human and just took away all of our redeeming qualities morally speaking

    • @SoundTracx
      @SoundTracx 8 місяців тому

      @@kaical8273 and gave them the best steroids imaginable

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 7 місяців тому

      @@AlexBeyman-j2h what do you mean

    • @artur6912
      @artur6912 7 місяців тому +136

      That 98% DNA match ain't for nothing.

  • @stanshatter3875
    @stanshatter3875 Рік тому +34

    The chimp life sounds close to that of humans. Straight bananas.

  • @BonnabelFindlay
    @BonnabelFindlay Рік тому +53

    I like this. I've seen a lot of channels try to copy the Sam onilla style. But this one's more unique, I like it. Keep doing what you're doing mate

    • @Jamestoland
      @Jamestoland  Рік тому +3

      Thank you!! Happy to hear you liked it!

    • @CatchTheMarmosets
      @CatchTheMarmosets Рік тому +4

      ⁠​⁠@@Jamestolandyeah you never get anywhere off copying. All the new successful ones have their own style, didnt even realise you only have 800 subs cause this is a really good video

  • @Mehki227
    @Mehki227 Рік тому +855

    No other species has been known to show such violence towards their females... Except humans. That hit hard😮😢

    • @Rasayana85
      @Rasayana85 Рік тому +231

      From the outset he paints humans as excessively violent. Humans are not violent compared to most animals, and it very rare that we kill each other. We build multi multi million societies, where we hunt down and gently punish those who are violent. When humans on a large scale are being violent to each other, it raises concern with humans on the other side of the planet. Most humans basically never need to live in fear of their fellow humans.

    • @brendanmuller7301
      @brendanmuller7301 Рік тому

      ​@@Rasayana85Yeah. Even in horrible countries to live in like parts of africa, eastern europe, south america, and the middle east they aren't all too violent compared to other animals. Especially apes.

    • @tillburr6799
      @tillburr6799 Рік тому +214

      @@Rasayana85 we are nice because we can be. In times of famine we are less nice. Chimps are always one step away from times of famine, no wonder they act the way they do

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 Рік тому +13

      @@tillburr6799 better let the crew of the endurance know that.

    • @tillburr6799
      @tillburr6799 Рік тому

      @@bradpotts1747 Siege of Suiyang

  • @heichan8657
    @heichan8657 Рік тому +74

    just discover this channel, and as an animal lover and zoo goer im in it! can you do your life as a pangolin next? i love pangolins

    • @Jamestoland
      @Jamestoland  Рік тому +13

      Thank you! I’ve already got the next vid planned, but will put pangolins in the mix for the one after

    • @thiscommentsdeleted
      @thiscommentsdeleted Рік тому +4

      2019 me: "I love Pangolins!"
      2020 me: "I HATE PANGOLINS!"

    • @beaub152
      @beaub152 Рік тому +1

      Pangolier dota

    • @hautoa1513
      @hautoa1513 Рік тому +1

      Animal lover and zoo goer are oxymorons

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Рік тому +1

      @@thiscommentsdeletedgood thing it was a lab and not pangolins.

  • @jayl5032
    @jayl5032 Рік тому +50

    Saw one of these buggers close to my home one day. He tried climbing my tree but I hurled my lucky rock at his head from my nest.
    The weird, hairless, tall and lanky chimp fell pretty hard. He made weird throat noises and ran away.
    Chimps 1. Hairless Chimps 0.

    • @chimpanzinc1790
      @chimpanzinc1790 6 місяців тому +12

      based
      wait a minute.

    • @j.mtherandomguy8701
      @j.mtherandomguy8701 4 місяці тому

      Unfortunately for the commenter, the hairless chimp on 2 legs called on his allies who have a more specialized role in their social hierarchy.
      Now the commenter is dead, killed by the hairless chimps and their weird looking sticks that make a loud bang.

    • @sparking023
      @sparking023 2 місяці тому +4

      Later, the hairless chimp returned. He has a weird branch in his hands. Oh, he can throw rocks too. Very fast rocks.

  • @Lara-vo6rp
    @Lara-vo6rp Рік тому +14

    i already enjoy your choice/form of narrating and deadpan monologue immediatley subscribed

  • @TheBluePony3
    @TheBluePony3 Рік тому +297

    (Editing my comment just for one of my replies. When I say "less evolved" than humans, what I mean is chimps arent as advanced or complex as hominins, and what I describe is what some experts believe is one thing that holds them back from evolving into something more humanlike)
    I remember reading on anthropology and they had a chimp expert chime in to say that the main thing holding chimps back from evolving into something more advanced like early species of human is the fact that so many of them do not have the same kind of empathy that humans and even dogs have. For example, you're taking a walk in the park one day and you see someone off the trail who has been pinned under a fallen tree and is begging you desperately to help them. If you're a normal human, theres something inside of you that says you cant just ignore this, and you either attempt to help or call someone to help, even though you do not know this person, they are a stranger to you. And if you DONT help for what ever reason, you may struggle for many years to live with the fact that someone was begging you to save their life and you didnt do anything, and just left them there. Their cries may haunt you in your memories for the rest of your life. This his how the average human is. The human species does have its violent members but the average functioning human does not want to see another human suffer, and will want to help a person who they see is in immediate danger, even if that person is a stranger to them. The human will have the desire to help another human even if the human helping does not receive anything in exchange for helping. We have seen this play out in situations where there is a car accident and someone is pinned under a car, and several people stop their cars on the side of the road and get together to help lift the car off of the person, even though none of them know each other. This is an extremely unique trait among humans as most animals in the wild will only try to rescue members of its own pack/herd/troop
    The chimp experts chimps are not like humans in this regard. The average chimp could be sitting on a riverbank and eating fruit, and if it sees another chimp drowning but that chimp is a stranger to the first chimp, that first chimp will not have any instinct or desire to even reach its hand out to save the drowning chimp, even if there is no danger or downsides to helping that other chimp. The chimp will continue what its doing while the other chimp drowns. This chimp would only help other chimps if it already knew that chimp, such as it being a member of its own troop. Experts believe that the reason empathy helped humans evolve was because being only concerned for oneself or ones own group would lead to less cooperation, which would mean overall less members of the species would survive. Human empathy would help in the evolution of language and cooperation and tool use. Empathy also helps us find ways to communicate with other humans who cannot communicate with spoken language, which means more people could be helped and would survive. You couldnt call humans a truly evil species without ignoring the fact that there are people who are able to thrive with disabilities thanks to their fellow humans, disabilities that are normally a death sentence in the animal kingdom

    • @littleferrhis
      @littleferrhis Рік тому

      This makes me wonder if psychopathy is a developmental disorder, like they just never developed that evolved part of the brain, so it reverts back to the chimp levels of empathy.
      Sort of like a Down Syndrome for emotions.

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams Рік тому +37

      A lot of words to say "humans are more advanced because we get along better, and cooperation makes stuff happen." Also, chimps are not any less "evolved" than humans, there is no such thing as "less evolved." Evolution makes every organism the best for its own environment, even living fossils are evolved, they just never had a reason to change their lifestyle.

    • @patrickwhite6262
      @patrickwhite6262 Рік тому +21

      just wrote an ethics paper about using sociobiology and chimps to find origin of human ethics and I wish I would have seen this comment sooner it would have made my paper so much better. thank you for this info though, it is absolutely fascinating

    • @TheBluePony3
      @TheBluePony3 Рік тому +42

      @@bugjams ok but everyone else knew what I meant, even if I chose the wrong wording. What I meant was, they're hominids but they havent evolved into homiNINS. They have the potential to evolve into something similar to a human or australopithecines but what I explained is holding them back from becoming that. What you're correcting me on is like telling someone a tomato is a fruit. We know, but we dont need to be so literal all the time. It looks like everyone knew what I meant

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams Рік тому +13

      ​@@TheBluePony3 I didn't mean to offend with my correction, but no, it's not like the tomato = fruit thing. A lot of people I talk to genuinely believe some animals are "more evolved" than others, and when I ask them "How much time has it had to evolve?" I can watch in real time as the light bulb clicks on in their heads. "Ooohhh..." they say.
      My comment wasn't meant to be rude, but to point out something for the benefit of people reading these comments who want to learn something.

  • @RocketDRA
    @RocketDRA 4 місяці тому +4

    “Life as an animal” is absolutely incredible! The way this series combines humor with insightful details about life as different animals is brilliant. The drawings are hilarious, and the creator’s style is just amazing. I can’t get enough of it-I really hope they make a million more videos like this! I’m definitely sharing this with all my friends and can’t wait to watch more episodes with my daughter. This series is a gem!

    • @Jamestoland
      @Jamestoland  4 місяці тому +2

      Thank you man! I really appreciate it!

    • @RocketDRA
      @RocketDRA 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Jamestoland Please, remember that successful people are those who stick to what they enjoy, and improve it and only get better at it. There are billions of animals, so no excuses, you got this. I would watch an hour long version of these. Have a lovely day and best regards.

  • @ScampiTheSighted
    @ScampiTheSighted Рік тому +20

    I think you've struck gold with this format

  • @mrhalfsaid1389
    @mrhalfsaid1389 Рік тому +125

    This was random, but yeah its weird how despite our differences chimps are still quite similar to us, i guess we just learned empathy is stonger than you'd expect but are still stupidly selective about it

    • @abdalrrahim
      @abdalrrahim 7 місяців тому

      Empathy can also get you killed very easily. So ... 50/50?

    • @ant-i6g
      @ant-i6g 4 місяці тому +3

      Not really humans apply empathy much more broadly than a lot of other creatures

    • @herrgodfrey9563
      @herrgodfrey9563 4 місяці тому

      Chimps are complete assholes and are WAY more selective when it comes to in-group preference. Even Bonobos are, on average, twice as violent as the average human. Chimps are one of the few creatures I couldn't give a toss less if they go extinct or not. The ecosystem will recover.

    • @rileyjfosbre6383
      @rileyjfosbre6383 2 місяці тому +8

      @@ant-i6gI mean, the fact that the chimps behavior is considered barbaric by human standards is a clear sign of that. People talk a big game about how violent humans are, but we’re not really built for it.

    • @DG-gx8pn
      @DG-gx8pn Місяць тому

      @@rileyjfosbre6383Thing is, humans have creativity and imagination. We’ve come up with a near infinite way to torture and fuck other people over.

  • @NoPantsBaby
    @NoPantsBaby 7 місяців тому +72

    "No other species has shown this much aggression towards females"
    Male ducks:
    Male dolphins:
    Male sea otters:

    • @tre7132
      @tre7132 7 місяців тому +4

      W list

    • @juliac3933
      @juliac3933 3 місяці тому +16

      I think that is specifically referring to status based aggression, rather than mating related violence.

    • @wasdupdownleftright
      @wasdupdownleftright 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@juliac3933if it was we would need to add cats and their spurs
      And to note I recall penguins do very bad things to corpses, and I don't mean eating.

    • @optination6969
      @optination6969 2 місяці тому

      Humans

    • @JcoleMc
      @JcoleMc 2 місяці тому

      To be fair males in nature are treated quite poorly and regularly are abused by pretty much everything

  • @jredmane
    @jredmane Рік тому +23

    Fongoli chimp females are the primary hunters of that culture, with females teaching their children to make sharp sticks and hunt with them

  • @UnderscoreBread
    @UnderscoreBread Рік тому +27

    you know what, i dont wanna reject humanity and return to monkey

    • @jmw1500
      @jmw1500 Місяць тому

      Low social status bread

  • @aaronmendoza2010
    @aaronmendoza2010 9 місяців тому +198

    You can replace every time he says chimp with human and you’d be 98% accurate

    • @Rasta334
      @Rasta334 7 місяців тому +3

      True

    • @spuburq
      @spuburq 6 місяців тому +13

      "You clean them and eat their parasites"

    • @mantelumgamingloilol123
      @mantelumgamingloilol123 6 місяців тому +36

      @@spuburqyou dont do that with your friends? Weird

    • @Reine_Marina
      @Reine_Marina 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@spuburq that's in the other 2%

    • @macewindu5195
      @macewindu5195 3 місяці тому +8

      @@spuburqdamn you must have no friends if you’ve never picked out fleas from someone else’s back hair

  • @elpiggles7194
    @elpiggles7194 Рік тому +8

    you channel is gonna blow up i can feel it in my bones

  • @Autumn-Leafeon
    @Autumn-Leafeon Рік тому +4

    This is perfectly up my alley, I have no idea why UA-cam didn't recommend me you sooner.

  • @depecher6s311
    @depecher6s311 Рік тому +13

    Amazing video, looking forward to seeing more uploads from this channel

    • @Jamestoland
      @Jamestoland  Рік тому +3

      Thank you! Really happy you liked the video!

  • @blackkakari
    @blackkakari Рік тому +7

    What a delightful little gem of a channel I've stumbled upon.😁

  • @ELFBOYMUSIC
    @ELFBOYMUSIC Рік тому +8

    I have horrendous ADHD, and I made it to the end of the video. Congrats mate. Good.

  • @aleksjamnik5360
    @aleksjamnik5360 Рік тому +17

    These are great hope you find time to make more of these as man i loves the 2 you made so far

  • @PatoLorenz
    @PatoLorenz Рік тому +7

    I as sent here by casual geogrphic, I liked the concept a lot. Keep them coming!

  • @Lenin941FN
    @Lenin941FN 7 місяців тому +17

    2:36 what a spectacular creature

  • @monkeeee
    @monkeeee Рік тому +13

    I can confirm the accuracy of this video

  • @itsnotash69
    @itsnotash69 10 місяців тому +9

    Think i have found my favourite youtube channel

  • @dimo2081
    @dimo2081 Рік тому +18

    now show me my life as a happy human being in a meaningful relationship and a good enough paying job

  • @lochlanallen1143
    @lochlanallen1143 Рік тому +10

    This is a great video! You deserve more subs! Don't give up and keep making more vids!

    • @Jamestoland
      @Jamestoland  Рік тому +1

      Thank you! Really appreciate it!

  • @sterlin9tv849
    @sterlin9tv849 Рік тому +7

    You gotta make more of these. This was funny

  • @aedes947
    @aedes947 Рік тому +15

    TBF, the worst part about the human interactions is being taken to a laboratory.

    • @youtubisashoe
      @youtubisashoe 3 місяці тому

      That's how you get ya meds cupcake,,,

  • @jakenbake4555
    @jakenbake4555 Рік тому +5

    The fact that the bald chimp was Bezos and not joe rogan actually shocked me.

  • @akanay22
    @akanay22 Рік тому +14

    Didn't expect this good of a video from such a small channel

    • @Jamestoland
      @Jamestoland  Рік тому +2

      Cheers!! I’m glad you liked the video!

  • @dheerajghosh2691
    @dheerajghosh2691 2 місяці тому +7

    1:45 so real 😮‍💨

  • @TheSoleToast
    @TheSoleToast Рік тому +3

    This channel is gonna soar. Keep it up

  • @patrickwhite6262
    @patrickwhite6262 Рік тому +5

    watched chimp empire on Netflix and it is very good. w video I am excited for your next post

  • @kalechips4564
    @kalechips4564 Рік тому +3

    This and the shoebill video are excellent, please make more of them!

  • @marda0maranwe
    @marda0maranwe Місяць тому +5

    Jeff Bezos, as an alpha chip, is epic. 😂

  • @kulmeetster
    @kulmeetster Рік тому +3

    This was really good. Make more of these

  • @strategystuff5080
    @strategystuff5080 Рік тому +7

    I was wondering when you would get to the cannibalisms and violence, and I am glad you saved the punch line for later x)

  • @yggdarsilyae6807
    @yggdarsilyae6807 Рік тому +57

    Why does this resonate with me

  • @MasterFlores35
    @MasterFlores35 3 місяці тому +1

    Loved the river joke 🤣 5:23
    It’s crazy how swole chimps are too 💪🏼

  • @somerandommen
    @somerandommen Рік тому +26

    "A human could never beat a chimp in a 1v1!! Chimps are so much stronger than hu-"
    *the Glock-21 in my pocket*

    • @ancientdarkness3102
      @ancientdarkness3102 Рік тому +7

      Wow youre so powerful

    • @somerandommen
      @somerandommen Рік тому +2

      @@ancientdarkness3102 Nah Tzeentch just gave the me knowledge to manifest a gun into my hand... the gun did the rest

    • @ancientdarkness3102
      @ancientdarkness3102 Рік тому +6

      @@somerandommen but khorne can give you the power to face those beasts with an axe and Your bare hands. Thats where real power resides. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @somerandommen
      @somerandommen Рік тому +5

      @@ancientdarkness3102 I would be just as dumb as the chimps after 5 years of serving Khorne tho 😔

    • @ancientdarkness3102
      @ancientdarkness3102 Рік тому +4

      @@somerandommen who needs to be clever when you have an anti-Magic collar and a big ass axe and can roar like a tiger

  • @deeptiboddapati2380
    @deeptiboddapati2380 Рік тому +18

    You should do a 'your life as a Bonobo next'. Include the gay sex and the fact that your mom will set you up with dates.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 11 місяців тому

      Oh yeah, it’s like an adults only comedy where babes and jocks come to play.

    • @dinhnguyen2110
      @dinhnguyen2110 2 місяці тому

      It's chimp, but with porn logic.

  • @radosawczuj1054
    @radosawczuj1054 Рік тому +3

    Very cool video style and ideas. Its like a casually explained/tierzoo crossbreed.

  • @josephd.5524
    @josephd.5524 Рік тому +2

    2:50 There is actually a species of baboon that makes humans and chimps look downright chivalrous in their treatment of women.

  • @keylime6
    @keylime6 7 місяців тому +7

    Compared to most other primates, or even mammals as a whole, even in most developing countries, us humans treat women comparatively well. Not saying women weren’t historically disadvantaged, but at the same time, they (usually) weren’t included in drafts, and they are generally the ones that choose which man will be their partner, and not vice versa.

    • @code8825
      @code8825 6 місяців тому +7

      Female chimps also aren’t included in the chimp draft, as he mentioned with the whole hunting and war being done by the males. I mean you are right that we do treat women better than literal chimps, it was obviously a bit hyperbolic and joking when he said that, but I think that idea can just come from the fact that we are so intelligent and aware of what we’re doing, women still go through a lot of abuse and awful things, and if you don’t believe me, if you know more than 5 women in your life you almost certainly know some people who have gone through some terrifying stuff. I didn’t realize how bad it was until I got into my 20s and learned from people I was close to, in my teenage years I always thought the fear for women was exaggerated- now I’m sad to say I can completely understand.
      Also, in a lot of the animal kingdom, it’s the males who have to be really colourful and interesting to attract female attention- for humans, it tends to be women who really make themselves look colourful and interesting. Obviously looking good as a man is important too, but just consider female fashion and makeup compared to male fashion and makeup, you understand what I mean. It seems like, broadly speaking, for women it’s more important what you look like, for men it’s more important your social status, economic status, etc, which is similar to the ape/chimp “hierarchical status” thing. This obviously has pluses and minuses for either position- for women, it might mean choosing the man with better status over the one you have more of a connection with but who is just as economically bad off as you are. People might think I’m exaggerating on these things but I think a lot of the time people can come from a very privileged context, coming from a Western European nation, or a place like the USA or Canada. Most of the world doesn’t really work that way, and these are very real issues for large amounts of the population

    • @Emily.01
      @Emily.01 4 місяці тому

      Yea obviously humans will treat women better than animals do lol. We are able to comprehend right from wrong. Regarding choosing "which man will be their partner" that's incorrect. While (most) women are able to do that now, in middle Eastern countries they don't. There's still arranged marriages that exist and even getting married off as children. Even back then in America women would marry and couldn't even divorce. While women can divorce now, there are many times they feel they can't because of abusive partners (not including arranged marriages, its obvious why they cant). I don't think we can say that we treat women "fairly well" when I think it could always improve, especially since there's still so many problems with how to treat women, but I do think that about everything else in the world too (about things improving). Don't even get me started on this whole "alpha male" movement going on right now as well where a lot of the times it's just talking down on women and wanting to feel like they're overpowering them.

  • @cesaralcaraz819
    @cesaralcaraz819 Рік тому +2

    Imagine just chilling and then getting captured and experimented on by a bunch of hairless apes.

  • @farancellfarancell2533
    @farancellfarancell2533 Місяць тому +6

    Sooo... what I understood is chimp life is prison life?

    • @NickV-ez4be
      @NickV-ez4be 29 днів тому +2

      Prison life is chimp life. After all, humans are primates. We have similar social structures

  • @BlackiechanFu
    @BlackiechanFu Місяць тому +1

    It's crazy to see how similar chimps are to our hierarchy structure on such a....primal level.

  • @LuciZeArtist
    @LuciZeArtist Рік тому +14

    would be fun to see the same with bonobos , but i dont think youtube would allow that

    • @Jamestoland
      @Jamestoland  Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂 been trying to think of a family friendly way to do it

    • @beback_
      @beback_ Рік тому +9

      Amazing how ultra violence is okay but a bit of boink boink isn't huh

    • @jac7895
      @jac7895 Рік тому +3

      @@Jamestoland I'm begging you to make an ape sequel video with bonobos. it would be perfect

  • @CasanovaTheCoolGuy
    @CasanovaTheCoolGuy Рік тому +1

    Top tier man. I think you figured it out. And now I need more of these

  • @tsarbomb_chan2537
    @tsarbomb_chan2537 Рік тому +9

    I just discovered this channel and I already wonder if he did a video about penguins. It has a potential to be the most "normal" episode

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 11 місяців тому

      It really depends on the type of penguin. For example, Adelies engage in prostitution.

  • @TranquilLyric
    @TranquilLyric Рік тому +1

    This gonna blow, calling it now!

  • @bruhman651
    @bruhman651 Рік тому +19

    Finally a tutorial on how to return to monke

  • @jckoibra2662
    @jckoibra2662 Рік тому +1

    This channel is so underrated

  • @cmbaileytstc
    @cmbaileytstc Рік тому +12

    She didn’t have to throw out his little hat though 😢

  • @Scrantonicity2
    @Scrantonicity2 Місяць тому +1

    I appreciate the rust nod, that’s where things were settled back then.

  • @dodoko173
    @dodoko173 Рік тому +5

    being chimp is like being human but you are not the most evil animal on the planet

    • @SebBohan
      @SebBohan Місяць тому

      You would be the second most evil animals on the planet instead.

  • @aithi2694
    @aithi2694 3 місяці тому

    Never stop making these animal documentaries. They are funny amazing.

  • @LarsGreyling
    @LarsGreyling 11 місяців тому +4

    2:00 just like highschool

  • @ThePrinceOfSpace413
    @ThePrinceOfSpace413 2 місяці тому

    I really enjoy these videos. Well, they're silly. They're also pretty informational about random little topics and animals that we think about in our daily life, but don't really think about how they live

  • @jetey26
    @jetey26 Рік тому +7

    Hey man, I just want to say keep it up! I’m glad I stumbled across you, I can’t wait for the next one

    • @Jamestoland
      @Jamestoland  Рік тому +1

      Thank you! I really appreciate it!

  • @CudChewingCattle
    @CudChewingCattle 8 місяців тому

    2:49 was just too cute lol. You know she aint sleeping with you right champ? 😂😂😂

  • @blazingsummit
    @blazingsummit Рік тому +4

    Hey, this content is unique, and I love your style, remember me when you get famous.

    • @blazingsummit
      @blazingsummit Рік тому

      Sorry I forgot this video was old and ended up looking like a bot

  • @catalystcomet
    @catalystcomet Рік тому +1

    Finally after weeks of watching Casually Explained, Sam O'Nella, Exurb1a, and searching 'why does UA-cams algorithm suck so bad', I got one more for the collection.

  • @Kyber713
    @Kyber713 6 місяців тому +3

    OoOoh OoOoh- Monke 10 million years ago.

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH Рік тому +2

    This was so excellent. Few understand how similar chimps are to humans...
    Almost a hybrid of Chimpanzee and Bonobo.

  • @tinyjim
    @tinyjim Рік тому +3

    as a chimp this is mad accurate

  • @thetwitchywitchy
    @thetwitchywitchy Рік тому +1

    that’s a 10/10 drawing of a chimp right there, im just as scared of it as i am of real ones good job!

  • @Dat1DinoGuy
    @Dat1DinoGuy Рік тому +4

    I absloutely loved this video! You to make more "Your life as a _" videos!

  • @fromtherecommended8397
    @fromtherecommended8397 Рік тому

    Gold, keep grinding these vids out bruh

  • @luigidisanpietro3720
    @luigidisanpietro3720 Рік тому +6

    Don't want to "return to monke" anymore, it is just like ours ~ less the salary....

    • @gabrielbarbosa7882
      @gabrielbarbosa7882 Рік тому +3

      If you're a bonobo, it is actualy really different from this.

    • @luigidisanpietro3720
      @luigidisanpietro3720 Рік тому

      @@gabrielbarbosa7882
      Yeah, I heard getting laid was a way of socializing... Is that true?
      Nice video by the way... Do you do the animating?👍

    • @gabrielbarbosa7882
      @gabrielbarbosa7882 Рік тому +2

      @@luigidisanpietro3720 I'm not involved with the video in any way really, but I enjoyed it too.
      The bonobos thing is mostly because, for them, close physical contact is a predominant way of comunicating, expressing itself... that way, quite a lot. But if you think about it, someone caressing your head can be a way of comunicating your closeness to them. So it becomes reasonable to see how their more extreme behavior may have developed, as grooming became just that important.

  • @KingX.
    @KingX. 9 місяців тому +2

    You should make another one but about monkeys like capuchins and stuff :D

  • @yerkishisi
    @yerkishisi Рік тому +28

    im biology student and once me and my friends started a conversation on animal cruelty and ethics. As ordinary biology students we have all experienced frog dissection and whatnot. So this girl said thats cruelty and started talkin about it. And then said i wouldnt do anything that bad to any animal except dolphins. They are bad and so on. I couldnt say there but dolphins get all that shit and most of other psycho animals left unnoticed. maan all those primates... aggression accompanies with sociality out there in wilds. no wonder we came from same origin

    • @NoName-dd5vq
      @NoName-dd5vq Рік тому +6

      Social Intelligence and Sadism tend to correlate.

    • @TheSuperRatt
      @TheSuperRatt Рік тому +2

      It ruffles me when people talk about ethical treatment of animals, and then tarnish the actual debates against cruelty with such lackluster "arguments"...

    • @MarkelMathurin
      @MarkelMathurin Рік тому

      Animal cruelty is a non issue. They are inferior lifeforms

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 2 місяці тому

      @@NoName-dd5vq Doesn't happen in elephants.

  • @marvinochieng6295
    @marvinochieng6295 Рік тому +1

    Your life as ... videos have prmpted me to sub. I wish you more success

  • @Nullmeo
    @Nullmeo 7 місяців тому +3

    WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY 🗣️

  • @Fossil_Joel
    @Fossil_Joel 11 місяців тому

    dont stop with this soncept, its lovely

  • @stuffynosepatrol
    @stuffynosepatrol Рік тому +10

    Female chimps do hunt. They also tend to use tools more often than males

  • @Carameldontcare
    @Carameldontcare Місяць тому

    don't you dare stop making these vids, i want one for every animal in existence 😌

  • @VR-gs9hd
    @VR-gs9hd 9 місяців тому +4

    Unsure if self-idolatry should also be introduced to chimps through a camera/attention addiction. Animals in the wild who also recognize themselves in a mirror tend to self-obsess but insecurity does not seem to be a thing in non-humans.
    Self-worship was never a legitimate evolutionary step, but rather a mark of poor impulse-control and lack of understanding moderation.

    • @gdup1728
      @gdup1728 8 місяців тому +1

      What i have never heard such a thing. More likely there’s just fascinated by seeing themselves so clearly and continuously for the first time

  • @jigme-g2z
    @jigme-g2z Рік тому +1

    after sam o nellas disappearence there have been countless amounts of sam o nellas that r quite not sam o nella but anything to fill the void of sam o nella

  • @judeangione3732
    @judeangione3732 11 місяців тому +3

    You need to do one on Bonobos. Very different in behavior and actually slightly closer to humans than chimps are. Bonobos are led by Alpha females, who keep their sons in check. Bonobos and chimps are now mating and producing viable offspring. If this is possible, then they are still essentially the same species. And that species demonstrates the extremes of human behavior. I'd do one myself but I'm no good with graphics.

    • @mudshovel289
      @mudshovel289 3 місяці тому +1

      Dogs and wolves produce viable offspring. Humans and Neanderthals did too when they were still around. So did Neanderthals and Denisovans, confirmed by a fossil’s DNA. Very closely related species can produce viable offspring so I think Bonobos and the Common Chimpanzee are different species.

  • @felixfurz2308
    @felixfurz2308 Рік тому +1

    you made it to recomended on your 4th or 5th video thats very very good bro :) grind your buttcheeks red my guy and youll hit 100k subs by the end of the year 👍👍

  • @elik6434
    @elik6434 Рік тому +3

    I wish life was like this

  • @keyshawnlong6346
    @keyshawnlong6346 Рік тому +1

    This video fire, need more like this

  • @AlStone2
    @AlStone2 Рік тому +3

    Chimpin ain't easy man

  • @gilbertporter4992
    @gilbertporter4992 Місяць тому

    I love the Anticlimantic end where the narrator says "Oh no! Thats humans logging down your forest! Thats a shame.."