When Japan Has To Come To Europe

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @shoukokomi6419
    @shoukokomi6419 2 роки тому +1758

    Germany: "You did too much."
    Dankus: "You didn't do enough."

    • @shawndavis1480
      @shawndavis1480 Рік тому +7

      Germany's high key right though. They told Dankus "we need back up" waaaayy before D-Day. Germany's call for a Japanese Sealion was correct because if the US's inaction all game. But Dankus said "screw what will make my team win, I'm going to do what makes me look good. Unfortunately, he does that pretty often in his vids.

    • @stary3735
      @stary3735 Рік тому +14

      @@shawndavis1480 That should happen. But you need to understand that that happens way too often without a Japan actually getting to Africa simply because there's too much stuff in Asia. Maybe Dankus could've helped earlier, but that just speaks to the Axis's poor ability this game. HE OCCUPIED THE ALLIES TIME AND EQUIPMENT FOR SO LONG AND DESTROYED TOO MANY MINORS. It should've been staxis on the Soviet front due to the poor ability of the allies to maintain equipment.
      TL;DR Your right Dankus likes to prioritise his own plays, however in this situation, you can't take away the EZ W he brought to the axis as a SOLO Japan.

  • @takeeto9894
    @takeeto9894 2 роки тому +976

    I love how Dankus played a near perfect Japan game and the rest of the Axis still managed to find it appropriate to blame him for their loss

  • @cc0767
    @cc0767 Рік тому +272

    24:20 Axis is like: Hey Dankus can you do Asia and Africa and Sealion and D-Day and Italy and Barb?

  • @12gark
    @12gark 2 роки тому +1733

    I honestly can't imagine how bad the Axis was in this game. I mean, how many Allies nations has Dankus killed? C'mon...

    • @artos9406
      @artos9406 2 роки тому +66

      because in this community only Dankus is good player

    • @12gark
      @12gark 2 роки тому +224

      @@artos9406 also, to be fair: the Soviet focus tree in this mod is ridiculously OP: if can't win by 1942, it's a slow death.
      But in this scenario I feel like the situation is a little absurd.

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 2 роки тому +2

      @@12gark what’s the mod?

    • @MapleMan1984
      @MapleMan1984 Рік тому +7

      @@sto1238 TFB

    • @samhatts5601
      @samhatts5601 Рік тому +8

      "How many gps am I fighting right now?"- Swigma male

  • @leogazebo5290
    @leogazebo5290 2 роки тому +862

    The video can be summarize as Dankus suffering too much from success.
    Also need to make a counter for everytime Japan travels around the world.

    • @Kalmaro4152
      @Kalmaro4152 2 роки тому +2

      Why are we at 2 though?

    • @lordderpington8021
      @lordderpington8021 2 роки тому +14

      @@Kalmaro4152 There's been a hand full of occasions. Golden was the most notable one to happen recently, in that dumpster fire of a game. I remember Bo doing it back when MtG first came out.

    • @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding
      @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding 2 роки тому

      The counter is call having a competant USA.
      If u convoy raid them, they wouldn't be able to send anything to Europe.

    • @paxamericania5923
      @paxamericania5923 Рік тому

      Mr world wide

    • @littlecoma320
      @littlecoma320 Рік тому +1

      isnt sufferng from success what both the axis and japan did in ww2? they both overextended themselves and paid for it lmao

  • @Spazzz123
    @Spazzz123 2 роки тому +314

    The fruits of victory are tumbling into our mouths too quickly.

  • @declanmccormack5869
    @declanmccormack5869 2 роки тому +119

    “Canberra’s a VP.” Yes Dankus it is our capital.

    • @shadowkyun
      @shadowkyun Рік тому +3

      Yeah, but everyone outside of australia has never heard of it

    • @anchovy5325
      @anchovy5325 Рік тому +6

      @@shadowkyun i wouldnt be surprised if like half of our own population hadnt heard of it either

    • @timester3030
      @timester3030 7 місяців тому

      @@anchovy5325 Bro. We are australians... of course we know our fkin capital.... Other people? Probably not. Australians? If you don't you're stupid.

  • @Gabeslicor
    @Gabeslicor 2 роки тому +46

    "I'd like to not be in panic mode for a second."-Japanese government 1937-1945

  • @nickyman5557
    @nickyman5557 2 роки тому +67

    Historically accurate Battle of Shanghai in this video

  • @doesnotreallymatterr
    @doesnotreallymatterr 2 роки тому +212

    THEY SAID MY JAPAN COULD NOT COME TO EUROPE...

    • @godlymoose9118
      @godlymoose9118 2 роки тому +1

      lmao read that in Napoleon's voice

    • @ShyGuy3101
      @ShyGuy3101 2 роки тому

      @@godlymoose9118 How tf-

    • @godlymoose9118
      @godlymoose9118 2 роки тому +2

      @@ShyGuy3101 Napoleon Total War intro

    • @alaskanmoose8522
      @alaskanmoose8522 2 місяці тому

      @@godlymoose9118that intro has lived in my head since I was in middle school😂

  • @pablorochera3998
    @pablorochera3998 2 роки тому +153

    They said my Japan was weak... And It ended Up being too strong 😔

  • @memeuless5563
    @memeuless5563 2 роки тому +51

    "You had too much game impact" - said nobody every except for players with skill issues

  • @KingCARROT19
    @KingCARROT19 Рік тому +15

    They were looking at the Dankus' infantry and were like: Steiner's counter attack will come!!!

  • @nonrumor
    @nonrumor 2 роки тому +235

    Holy bokoen has both the attitude and the qualities of a bug man

    • @RunicRhino22
      @RunicRhino22 2 роки тому +7

      So true

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si 2 роки тому

      Hey and Tommy are repulsively soy

    • @ihatecanadians
      @ihatecanadians 2 роки тому +9

      ratkoen moment

    • @bradenpeppenger
      @bradenpeppenger 2 роки тому +29

      Fr when he got all upset about the faction disbanding I wanted to reach into the screen and tell him to shut up and maybe next time put it in the rules if it’s not allowed

    • @wp12mv
      @wp12mv 2 роки тому +97

      @@bradenpeppenger he's honestly trying to keep people from exploiting and have a fair game. It's not just the one person having fun exploiting, it's about making sure everyone who invests 6 hours of their life has a good time

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 2 роки тому +17

    17:37
    Dankus surprised the capital of Australia is a Victory Point OMEGALUL

    • @saulgallagher5668
      @saulgallagher5668 2 роки тому

      Blessed content tho, gotta love Dankus soloing everyone

    • @201bio
      @201bio Рік тому +3

      I'm Australian and I'm surprised it's a victory point. It's a glorified country town that was only made the capital to keep the Melbournians happy (otherwise it would have been Sydney). Although it also has the benefit of keeping the politicians away from the real people.

  • @stevenhu9745
    @stevenhu9745 2 роки тому +175

    I LOVE the thumbnails on your videos so much, keep it up.

  • @Pqgers
    @Pqgers 2 роки тому +52

    They said my Japan was japanese

  • @rendor0413
    @rendor0413 2 роки тому +91

    Theese minatures are amazing, give an artist a rise. :)

  • @Kittystag
    @Kittystag 2 роки тому +7

    9:27 the sound of a broken man

  • @brendanworthington3888
    @brendanworthington3888 2 роки тому +19

    What the hell were the axis doing? Japan ravaged Asia and USA ate rocks. How did they get wrecked so hard by the allies and Golden Russia?

    • @mattgolka6266
      @mattgolka6266 Рік тому +2

      Allies forfeited all of Africa and Asia after India died. Focused all there attention to d day

    • @jagplaysroblox2169
      @jagplaysroblox2169 5 місяців тому

      How did they lose to golden

  • @hanneslundin346
    @hanneslundin346 2 роки тому +17

    We’re witnessing a Dankus Classic

  • @ranganesquik2920
    @ranganesquik2920 2 роки тому +10

    Dankus's teammates are the reason he has lost games

  • @Yrojrund
    @Yrojrund 2 роки тому +7

    this entire video was a massive "on the edge of your seat" kind of deal

  • @FireFly969
    @FireFly969 2 роки тому +11

    You always feel that dancus is all the team, he is the one who do all, and the others with him look like stick of woods🙂

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 2 роки тому +21

    I like seeing other perspectives as you do feats. Like taking India or when you mess up like the naval invasion. I like seeing how they respond to things like that.
    I remember one time I was playing Japan. Not a high level lobby. But I took China, Australia and India. But the Germany player was really bad. He was getting pushed in. They had capped Italy and bits of France were left. I had meme units of 1-inf and 2-arty. I sent almost my entire army to Europe, pushed in and recaptured Italy and saved Romania. But best part was that I was in the same Discord as the allies and they never realized. So I got to hear them all get annoyed at the fact they're losing to such an awful unit build.
    I believe I was messing around as well, I decided to mess around and go down the communist Japan path despite it being a historical game. I only did like 2 focuses in that path, the entire time I was too busy doing other focuses and micro. But it eventually got to the part where having the civil war wasn't possible.

  • @atilax_3541
    @atilax_3541 2 роки тому +7

    This video is pure gold, 🤣 well played!

  • @whitewolf4296
    @whitewolf4296 2 роки тому +8

    man I love your yt videos they are fun to watch and entertaining

  • @henrikklingner2690
    @henrikklingner2690 2 роки тому +11

    This is why they fear my Japan...

  • @Fuer64
    @Fuer64 2 роки тому +6

    Steiner counter attack? Nah, Dankus Japan counter attack.

  • @axelrajantie9381
    @axelrajantie9381 2 роки тому +18

    I cant stress enough how much I love your videos theyre the best content on this site.

  • @EntityVsEntityInteractions
    @EntityVsEntityInteractions 2 роки тому +4

    They called my Axis strong...

  • @urungumburum3680
    @urungumburum3680 2 роки тому +36

    Dankus if you read this, the Spanish city of Cuenca is pronounced “kuenka”

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +43

      thats a liberal lie 🇺🇸

    • @urungumburum3680
      @urungumburum3680 2 роки тому +2

      @@DankusMemecus libtard as it may be, I expect to hear the right pronounciation next vid 🔥

  • @Rosa-xg8tb
    @Rosa-xg8tb 2 роки тому +3

    'They said my Japan was too strong'

  • @octopusguy5648
    @octopusguy5648 2 роки тому +6

    One time you can actually say you carried the Axis you don't....

  • @themakebelieverproductions6342
    @themakebelieverproductions6342 3 місяці тому

    Dankus should've just kept fighting and made an extension to the video or smth, I would've loved to see him attempt a 1 vs All

  • @kantpq23
    @kantpq23 2 роки тому +14

    Spain player is a Reddit mod 200%

  • @thanatosexcelsior3711
    @thanatosexcelsior3711 Рік тому

    1:35 ''This is a bug I haven't seen before-'' and then my pc crashes

  • @abay8617
    @abay8617 2 роки тому +2

    They said my Dankus was weak...

  • @TheColdOnez
    @TheColdOnez 2 роки тому +4

    I know we meme about Dankus titles, but if you look at it he doesn’t actually repeat titles as often as we make it seem.

  • @clixzygames2946
    @clixzygames2946 Рік тому +1

    Dankus: Canberra is a VP? Seriously?
    Australians malign because Canberra is the Capital of Australia

  • @wulkano6849
    @wulkano6849 2 роки тому +2

    I really like your videos so thanks a lot.

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer 2 роки тому

    Swimmy's USA: Good Morning, USA! I feel like it's going to be a wonderful day...

  • @chrisarmstrong5321
    @chrisarmstrong5321 Рік тому +4

    As incredible as you did I still cannot see why you didn't use your fleet to invade northern France or try to sea lion, would have absolutely stunned the allies! 😊

  • @wilianrodrigues5280
    @wilianrodrigues5280 2 роки тому

    *sees Swimmy USA*
    “We all know where this is going”

  • @IDKLOL-vw9yy
    @IDKLOL-vw9yy 2 роки тому

    Next Dankus video:They said my Luxembourg was weak...

  • @tand8100
    @tand8100 2 роки тому

    This video could be a golden pov

    • @schnitzel07
      @schnitzel07 2 роки тому

      Literally the Bokoen video where Golden was balling on all of the allies whilst Germany was eating rocks on the eastern front

  • @xorasterrestrialman1868
    @xorasterrestrialman1868 2 роки тому

    Japan: "Ohayo gozaimas!"

  • @lemonkos4093
    @lemonkos4093 2 роки тому

    I can't believe he's getting creative on the titles

  • @foxpl9298
    @foxpl9298 2 роки тому +1

    Germany: alright im gonna defeat Allies and USSR
    Dankus: *picks any fucking nation*
    Germany: i shall brin peace and freedom by going Democratic and Switzerland style

  • @dima9171
    @dima9171 2 роки тому

    Allies like these Larry.....

  • @smiley7399
    @smiley7399 2 роки тому

    Do too much and lose and do too less you lose the irony

  • @jongtu
    @jongtu 2 роки тому

    Dankus - "The capital of Australia is a VP?"

  • @xanthespace5141
    @xanthespace5141 2 роки тому +11

    tbh I
    almost never really play multiplayer, so I never played these "meta" mods or whatever
    is it really by design that you get screwed if you...don't do some *one* focus in 1937? so bizarre

    • @tommyhabib9187
      @tommyhabib9187 2 роки тому +20

      I think the point is they lose out on how much eco they can get if they did that focus instead. In multiplayer every single advantage counts is what they mean I think.

    • @Conker117
      @Conker117 2 роки тому +1

      yeah its not meta. like tommy said its advantageous to get the most bonuses you can, and they missed it.

  • @gudzinskiy4768
    @gudzinskiy4768 2 роки тому

    "Dankus call of Europe"

  • @lillymoyse6502
    @lillymoyse6502 2 роки тому

    When dankus doesn’t know Canberra is the capital of Australia

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 2 роки тому +1

    Best hoi4 content

  • @benettybrito
    @benettybrito 2 роки тому +2

    You can see that the game is good when they are pooging for 1 title encirclement

  • @ghettosaurusrex6440
    @ghettosaurusrex6440 2 роки тому

    Dancus suffering from success

  • @JTKroll12
    @JTKroll12 2 роки тому

    BASED UPLOAD FROM DANKUS ALTA

  • @JackeyBoyyy
    @JackeyBoyyy Рік тому

    bro must of been playing for at least 4 hours it went from night to day lmao

  • @mrpotek
    @mrpotek 2 роки тому +2

    25:17 from what is dnia clip?

  • @psychzach1588
    @psychzach1588 2 роки тому

    Great video haha

  • @AproX_
    @AproX_ 2 роки тому +1

    I joined a noob game as Japan…

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source 2 роки тому

    They said my Japan was too strong

  • @m7md7100
    @m7md7100 2 роки тому +1

    O MAN ALTA

  • @MrTeddy12397
    @MrTeddy12397 2 роки тому

    They said my europe was weak...

  • @jooksin6244
    @jooksin6244 2 роки тому +1

    Where can one get the finest bruh ruleset?

  • @kapibest123
    @kapibest123 2 роки тому

    Dankus aderall micro

  • @nosabosa4233
    @nosabosa4233 2 роки тому

    Lesss go new vid

  • @Xi4V
    @Xi4V 2 роки тому

    yes

  • @Tom-oj7si
    @Tom-oj7si 2 роки тому

    They said my Axis were too weak (they were right)

  • @jaxonpecora4271
    @jaxonpecora4271 2 роки тому

    Poor swimmy

  • @Yeatheoh
    @Yeatheoh Місяць тому

    Start: Day
    End: Very Late Night
    Average Hoi4 Game Tbh

  • @bendi1572
    @bendi1572 2 роки тому +4

    “Dankus is bad Japan”🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @peterlud87
    @peterlud87 2 роки тому

    That intro xD

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 2 роки тому

    Hmm yes lore of hoi4 meta players

  • @georgegeorge119
    @georgegeorge119 2 роки тому +3

    They said my Ethiopian Navy was weak...

  • @yt_tenshi
    @yt_tenshi 2 роки тому

    They let me play Japan...

  • @rokokralj5482
    @rokokralj5482 2 роки тому

    yo dankus big fan here, i have a question what mods do u use for playing rp like u did in this game w japan?

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +8

      this wasnt rp, mod is Their Finest Bruh

  • @leaveme3559
    @leaveme3559 2 роки тому

    Lol suffering from success

  • @bets6657
    @bets6657 Рік тому +1

    Hi! What's this mode name?

  • @yellowapples9478
    @yellowapples9478 2 роки тому +1

    >Canberra is a vp
    Never would've guessed their capital might matter to their surrender progress :clueless:

  • @m1k3yyJ
    @m1k3yyJ 2 роки тому

    "DANKUS JAPAN IS BAD!"

  • @joelleyva9858
    @joelleyva9858 Рік тому

    Bokoen and Golden more talk, and noob at the games 😂😂

  • @slipivilinger4153
    @slipivilinger4153 2 роки тому

    Road to 100 k baby

  • @igortytarenko9136
    @igortytarenko9136 2 роки тому +1

    What does "Alta" means???

  • @elanis2151
    @elanis2151 2 роки тому

    which mod they< are playin?

  • @qzr644
    @qzr644 2 роки тому

    what divisions does he use

  • @nicnicninc7685
    @nicnicninc7685 2 роки тому +1

    That invesion of china was so scuffed wtf

    • @leogazebo5290
      @leogazebo5290 2 роки тому

      Nah Dankus was larping the Battle of Shanghai

    • @thelemonofgaming6303
      @thelemonofgaming6303 Рік тому

      So was your spelling of "Invasion".

    • @nicnicninc7685
      @nicnicninc7685 Рік тому

      @@thelemonofgaming6303 damn i didn't even notice when i revisited this video some time ago

  • @flashteal9415
    @flashteal9415 2 роки тому

    Are they running this mod with BBA? Because when I try to use it the game gives me error

  • @caligos1379
    @caligos1379 2 роки тому

    Pog

  • @megabotvideos
    @megabotvideos 7 місяців тому

    who greenlit swimmy usa and golden ussr lol

  • @al3dhell831
    @al3dhell831 2 роки тому +2

    What is the name of the mod?

  • @ausar3852
    @ausar3852 2 роки тому +4

    Dankus should have helped axis instead of wasting time... he went in too late

    • @gg_plays7647
      @gg_plays7647 Рік тому

      shut up dude he came to europe with 120 divisions and conquered all of africa and half of asia
      he did more than any japan player would ever do in 1943 what are you on about

  • @cheqqo5708
    @cheqqo5708 Рік тому

    ESHPOR- *sob* ts...

  • @noaheke2666
    @noaheke2666 2 роки тому

    16:16 swimmy moment

  • @brendanvanecko582
    @brendanvanecko582 Рік тому

    I mean yeah the axis lost but Japan could probably beat everyone else at that point considering swimmy.

  • @jodp6664
    @jodp6664 Рік тому

    Great game. what mod is this?

  • @ThinkingOutLoud1.1
    @ThinkingOutLoud1.1 2 роки тому +1

    What mod

  • @ClosureMW2
    @ClosureMW2 2 роки тому

    can anyone send me what mods they are running?? Thanks