So I Joined a Noob Game as Japan...

Thanks to DiscardPixel for the France POV: / discardpixel
By Blood Alone might be out, but Dankus still has some unfinished business in the HOI4 Multiplayer games in the previous patch.
It's time to return to another noob game as Japan and take revenge for that previous loss when Dankus Japan had to carry the entire Axis.
THIS TIME WE WILL WIN!
Dankus has been playing in sort of HOI4 noob games on Discard's server.
In these games Dankus tends to hard carry and shows how hard he can dominate a Hearts of Iron 4 game.
All the while he is also teaching people new HOI4 mechanics and other stuff they didn't know about.
But don't let that distract you from the fact that letting Dankus join a noob game has its...unintended consequences.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN DANKUS JOINS A NOOB GAME IN HEARTS OF IRON 4!
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[@Dunkerque351]

"So I joined a Noob Game as _____"
"They said my _____ was weak"
"This is why they fear my _____"

[@angylion6022]

"____ but i have _____ hours"

[@Supertortoes]

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"___ said my ____ was weak"

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[@cosmosyn2514]

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This is 2009 Chevy Silverado

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

I love how comical it is when you see him add Battleships and the steel cost just keeps rising 😆

[@ColinWilliams-ml9bx]

Comical?

[@grugamersriseup7299]

So I joined a noob game as sultanate of aussa…

[@General_Universe]

“This is why they fear my Aussa”

[@Aegis---]

"They let me play Aussa"

[@Supertortoes]

“I made Italy suffer”

[@avahope3809]

What mod does dankus use? It looks cool

[@grugamersriseup7299]

@@avahope3809 their finest bruh

[@matthew15578]

8:45 They said my cookie monster impression was weak

[@esequieltrindade9244]

So i joined a cookie monster audiction

[@lurkki2796]

About 9:28 alta i'm so autistic

[@virginiastatesman4672]

I love the addition of other players perspective

[@Syron3th]

I just have to say it, I absolutely love this editor, it makes these videos insanely fun! So please keep up the great work! I watch them whenever you release a new one!

[@pcgatorp]

Oh, hi Mark!
Thanks for the kind words. I must say that editing for Dankus is always tons of fun and I love to see you guys enjoy these videos as well. I really care about these videos and reading your comments is always a great motivation boost. Your reactions makes these very time-consuming editing tasks, so very worth it.
Really appreciate the massive support you guys provide us in every video we upload.

[@draconianail5815]

Dankus needs to dress up as the cookie monster for halloween,he seemed very into it

[@Zenitchik_130]

Every time I see "I joined a noob game as *major nation*" i know excatly wath will happen... but it's so great

[@SweetBrazyN]

He’s live playing Japan right now on Twitch to any UA-cam frogs who want to watch him Live. Stream just started too :)

[@blackpaint9093]

have a game myself in 30 minutes sadly

[@LynchTrialJunior]

Sorry, i have a life, twitch crawfish

[@lugerry]

Ok, normal voice Dankus is back, no more high pitched Dankus

[@mota478]

Thumbnail Should Be Cookie Monster with a Headband and Nom Noming the Allies

[@TheColdOnez]

Dankus's video titles are just one big circle.

[@axelrajantie9381]

incredible mental breakdance over eating machnu 10/10 content

[@eliascadji-newby7379]

"dad where were you when the queen died?"

[@frankfletcher_1]

Dankus when he joins the noob game and players are noobs: *impossible*

[@Pydgin]

Nice to see people coming around to GBP.

[@jacobholden2030]

lol i feel like the allies got really livid this game because of what happened.

[@12gark]

Yes Dankus, grand battle plan right, yes. Just for sake of saying it, you get the same stats as superior firepower (when you have planning bonus), less org, but way less supply consumption (15% if I remember correctly) and a ton of entrenchment. Also, there is a great thing extra: gran battleplan, with how the math works, is the one that takes less losses and is able to hold mass assault tanks with tanks, so basically if Japan attacks the Soviet, Soviet tanks with the same stats are not going to be able to click you. The issue is that if you don't have planning bonus, then you're fucked.

[@sirarthurwesley3464]

Gbp > Superior

[@Qmaasol]

@@sirarthurwesley3464literally any doctrine >superiour

[@sirarthurwesley3464]

@@Qmaasol even deep battle is better at this point

[@69moron69]

Can't believe they said his Japan was weak

[@inverrtedd]

"nom nom nom nom nom"
ROMANIA
"nom nom nom nom nom"

[@quincyames2014]

allies try not to abuse bugs challenge impossible

[@nichteinschlacht1877]

They said my japan was weak...

[@lemonkos4093]

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"So I joined a Noob Game as _____"
"They said my ___ was weak"
"This is why they fear my _____"
"__ but i have ___ hours"

[@CMAzeriah]

The turd emoji in the front picture just reminds me of when you join a noob game as Japan and you and Hungary carry the axis.

[@kotarojujo9465]

THEY SAID MY JAPAN WAS WEAK!!!

[@aaronh8672]

They said my child labour was weak!!! 😈😈

[@pksfordays6913]

Might be the funniest dankus video “no manchu” was so iconic

[@Dockboy-ie4yu]

Nom nom nom nom nom nom
This is beautiful

[@endzor]

15:10 just want to say thank you.

[@ashbringer4253]

When shall Dankus, not join a noob game.

[@Naan805]

They said my luxembourg was weak...

[@Twadfire]

9:51 a nom nom ghost in the sea?

[@otto_von_garfield]

that took me a while to see. But now I can't unsee it.

[@pedrobadaropontes7302]

holy hell I see it XD

[@robins7730]

2:23 missed opportunity to play Red Army Is the Strongest or another red army banger

[@zeekeisbestboi6039]

They said my United Kingdom of Portugal and Brazil was weak…

[@AcePilot_]

8:42 when you forget your ADHD pills

[@Polish-Phoenician]

hoi4 is free for 2 days, prepare for the sh*t ton of noob games

[@daddyworksatmicrosoft1572]

Murica in 69': NUM! NUM! NUM! NUM!

[@MostlyDragaway]

This time on Dankus’ clickbait

[@honeymug7462]

i like dankus dad

[@matthew15578]

Dankus late as upload moment

[@glssw1261]

They said my noob game was weak...

[@marsultor6131]

Nom nom

[@Wolfpack-ks9ro]

I may be dumb, but what mod is that it looks really cool

[@damianbrik4343]

watching dankus while listening to giga chad is a must sry

[@frostysloth4525]

Dankus troll god

[@giorgiokoneski317]

Nikolaj isnt a noob

[@jessjairyllesaban5905]

Early Gigachads will only see this comment
Dankus Memecus is probably the HOI4 player I have ever seen

[@Tom-oj7si]

Best hoi4 player in general tbh

[@vyevd8]

true

[@jiyuhong5853]

Akagi, Kaga
Hiyru, Soryu
Shokaku, Zuikaku

[@johnnotrealname8168]

Oh my God I know exactly when this was and what I was doing.

[@prospect2664]

too bad that the soviets managed to still beat the axis and japan

[@shotgunsideshow8958]

So I Joined a Noob Game as Luxembourg....

[@mister4701]

Dankus looking handsome these days

[@Dumbasmf123]

Battle Strategy, Conventional Warfare, Historical Lessons: *exist*
Dankus: 0:07

[@ramezemad7283]

healthy definitely don't like his cookie stolen

[@alexwallace1707]

What mod do you play on to get all the expanded things like research and national focus tree?

[@anoobnoduhgaming9416]

TFB “their finest bruh” or WWB “world war bruh”

[@pablorochera3998]

Queen Elisabeth died ??? 😧

[@BoraxtheMighty]

I joined a game they said my was weak

[@odins617]

ESHPORTS ALTA

[@treo1230]

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

[@DirkusTurkess]

They said my Noob game was weak...

[@janvankessel624]

No Manchu... Nuff said

[@krispi7290]

Nom nom nom

[@kaptan_davuk]

if ''state of the pacific'' is a thing why the hell they dont hold it they give it to dankus on a golden plate

[@asdfsdfsdf5114]

No manchu

[@demetribell]

Leonard

[@alexanderraz.]

They Said My Japan was weak...

[@kevin-hu8vp]

"no manchu"

[@keokiracerhalsteren]

NOMNOMNOM

[@AproX_]

2nd best title: I joined a noob game as _

[@VW25]

No munchu was funny ngl

[@mohameddiami359]

They said my Japan was weak

[@thyjukki]

I forgot about this game and I wish i did not remember it :D

[@xz4rkhan]

Whats the mods they use

[@brotherhoodz97]

whats the choir in the beginning?

[@yurisalvato3254]

Alta Alta

[@historyfan1923]

What it’s the mod that they use for multiplayer games?

[@AltF4Fr]

yo how does this co op work ? i never played multiplayer cuz i kind of suck

[@averagebohemian5791]

Lennard won

[@marthvader14]

Did the Soviet player surrender?

[@vyevd8]

meta

[@lukeyarnall7021]

9:16

[@mateofernandez4848]

What is the mod ?

[@carolinaandy5059]

🗾

[@Poenizz]

🗿

[@kunomuller7423]

Does anyone know the mods they are using?

[@arifakgul6931]

Tfb (thier finest bruh)

[@terrifier2845]

zyzz

[@randompersonjustdoingsomething]

I said his japan was weak.

[@TheRagaz]

''noob game''

[@einruberhardt5497]

What is the name of the mod?

[@nether_emperor2750]

Anyone know what modpack this is

[@chadcool1023]

pogi ako

[@dylanram4653]

what modis this?

[@kirkwells5134]

Whatever happened to that teenage russian streamer they used to play with?

[@hadsfhdhdfbgh]

Which mod is that

[@mikeseabrooks7978]

what mod is this?

[@luka-li2vd]

What is th mod used

[@alperkeskin4235]

Mod name ?

[@kingbobjr6788]

If you think it’s too easy, why are you joining noob games?

[@GG_1318]

Rest in piss RIPBOZO Queen

[@derkritiker9897]

Second