I Made America Suffer...

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @blitztendostan7455
    @blitztendostan7455 Рік тому +403

    my favourite hoi4 youtuber dankus memecus at it again! do the esports!

  • @TheLeastEast
    @TheLeastEast Рік тому +397

    I can’t believe I’m here before all the people that are gonna say “they said my Japan was weak…”

    • @lemonke4209
      @lemonke4209 Рік тому +5

      They said my inf was weak…

    • @cartoonseany
      @cartoonseany Рік тому +5

      they said my “they said my x was weak” comment was weak…

    • @manifesttruth7645
      @manifesttruth7645 Рік тому +1

      Don’t you mean normies aka the intolerables

  • @bennett754
    @bennett754 Рік тому +291

    Since "They said my Japan was weak..." Would be boring, i'm gonna say: "They said my suffering was weak..."

  • @JS-iu3ce
    @JS-iu3ce Рік тому +283

    2:00 for those who don't know, if you have multiple naval invasions / attack orders and you only want one to go off, if you ctrl (or shift i forget) and click on the go arrow above the general, you can then click on the individual order that you would like to advance.

    • @tetra.
      @tetra. Рік тому +21

      It's shift.

    • @lemonke4209
      @lemonke4209 Рік тому +6

      @@tetra. they said my rush B was weak…

    • @YT.Rinzler
      @YT.Rinzler Рік тому +1

      Much thanks!

    • @skorrip
      @skorrip Рік тому +1

      @Jaxs6003 you're the type to remind the teacher about homework

    • @ksr7765
      @ksr7765 Рік тому +1

      ​@Jaxs6003 and if you knew this, you don't have life

  • @remi609
    @remi609 Рік тому +58

    The voices told me this video was gonna come out 2 days before it came out. I'm starting to trust them :)

  • @KleinesStein
    @KleinesStein Рік тому +121

    So we’re just not gonna talk about how DiscardPixel had correctly guessed where Dankus was paradropping?

  • @rhysajd6153
    @rhysajd6153 Рік тому +62

    Dam we switched from "they said my ___ was weak" to "I made __ suffer"

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  Рік тому +64

      they said my comment weasd kqwske qwkeka

    • @samthatguy6126
      @samthatguy6126 Рік тому +59

      ​@@DankusMemecus they said my stroke was weak

    • @ritabuba4831
      @ritabuba4831 Рік тому +2

      @@samthatguy6126 USA made Dankus suffer (revenge)

    • @demetribell
      @demetribell Рік тому

      @@DankusMemecus QWEKA QWEEE

  • @USADeltaForce
    @USADeltaForce Рік тому +88

    For once Dankus didn't put in his title, “They said my Japan was weak…”

  • @metasklol
    @metasklol Рік тому +6

    17:17 "They said my laugh was weak"

  • @mango3994
    @mango3994 Рік тому +36

    AI: *fights back*
    Dankus: this is so unfairrr! why they wave when i paradrop!!!

  • @X1ninja12
    @X1ninja12 Рік тому +6

    When ever dankus does good the axis does very bad

  • @willmulder4522
    @willmulder4522 Рік тому +6

    Yesss another dankus and sega Japan. These are my favorite!

  • @pettera.2031
    @pettera.2031 Рік тому +19

    Co-op: *explains current winning Mega-strats infinite*
    Dankus: *cricket noises*
    ..
    ..
    Dankus: Haha Mountains go brrrrrr

  • @Mr_RandomCommenter
    @Mr_RandomCommenter Рік тому +6

    Fresh Dankus cut is insane bro, fitting for another paradrop moment

  • @jonathansantiago792
    @jonathansantiago792 Рік тому +33

    "It's not that the AI learns" made me think - imagine HOI4 AI that actually reacted to a player's play-style and well... learns. ChatGPT AI for HOI4 when?

  • @jovanhardianto4658
    @jovanhardianto4658 Рік тому +2

    The infamous Steiner ddos attack nearly defeated the Soviet but he was banned by usa

  • @chili2pac560
    @chili2pac560 Рік тому +1

    2:03 is that cool bonobo?

  • @12gark
    @12gark Рік тому +2

    Dankus kicks the US ass - > Germany dies in 43

  • @terraflare2962
    @terraflare2962 Рік тому +3

    "They said their america was strong, so i made them suffer"

    • @janys6502
      @janys6502 Рік тому

      And that's why X is banned in mp

  • @williamhall6819
    @williamhall6819 Рік тому +3

    They said my Japan was weak

  • @martianbane5236
    @martianbane5236 Рік тому +4

    they said my japan was weak...

  • @dylanmcdowell3894
    @dylanmcdowell3894 Рік тому

    19:06 I had to backup and make sure I saw that right - you guys lost NINE???? carriers in that one naval battle? Jeeeeeeeeesus. 1,000 allied planes, too. Battle of Midway on speed.

  • @Janosaltaccount
    @Janosaltaccount 4 місяці тому +1

    dankus-chan uploaded again

  • @XxGavinRMxX
    @XxGavinRMxX Рік тому

    @3:00 the reason the ai had divs there was because there was railroad and the ai will garrison railroads its an option in the garrison order

  • @radekskoczylas7483
    @radekskoczylas7483 Рік тому

    Dankus... You used remix of communist china song abut mao zedong in the Japan moment XD

  • @melikshah4564
    @melikshah4564 Рік тому +1

    My man really just pulled out the red sun in the sky Phonk remix 😭😭

  • @haradrim0932
    @haradrim0932 Рік тому +2

    They said my Japan was weak...

  • @TheZakanater
    @TheZakanater Рік тому +2

    loving this gameplay when you and the coop are on point

  • @Heisenbergggg1
    @Heisenbergggg1 Рік тому

    i reallly though this is old videos, can't compare the difference

  • @kerstonkes2309
    @kerstonkes2309 Рік тому +1

    two basic dankus titles: "i made ___ suffer" and "they said my ____ was weak"

  • @danielhollick1708
    @danielhollick1708 Рік тому +1

    They said dankus Japan was WEAK...

  • @MrRyant66
    @MrRyant66 Рік тому +1

    thank mr editor for music sauce

  • @BloxChampionsLeague
    @BloxChampionsLeague Рік тому

    THEY SAID MY ... WAS WEAK

  • @MrTeddy12397
    @MrTeddy12397 Рік тому +2

    can dankus japan game get competent axis players even once?

  • @skulls122
    @skulls122 Рік тому

    The Chinese AI maybe was on railways garrison order for some reason.

  • @JSPAnimation
    @JSPAnimation Рік тому +2

    Love Dankus from the united misissipiii californian road situated in american zambia's coastline on the democratic republic of the congos swiss coast

  • @settra6935
    @settra6935 Рік тому +4

    Why tf does dankus have his nails painted

    • @gamecks1539
      @gamecks1539 7 місяців тому

      I imagine his girlfriend/a girl did it.

  • @OwenIsDaBoss
    @OwenIsDaBoss Рік тому

    Dankus back at it again, bullying more people online in HOI4.

  • @MuhammedAlperen36
    @MuhammedAlperen36 Рік тому +1

    You literally did America suffer.

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess Рік тому

    When your Italy player plays historical.

  • @arandomsystemglitch2398
    @arandomsystemglitch2398 Рік тому

    "just spam subs" just spam i-400s and just raid the allies convoys and land bases with underwater carriers

  • @ezzeldinmohd6740
    @ezzeldinmohd6740 Рік тому

    So a question btw remember your Pov: Your Germany vid have you ever considered making a WW1 version?

  • @xanthespace5141
    @xanthespace5141 Рік тому

    Feels like Dankus never plays Allies. I know he does, but still

  • @gabe75001
    @gabe75001 Рік тому

    2:01 I don't get it, what was the trick with paratroopers?

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Рік тому

    Lore of I Made America Suffer... Momentum 100

  • @calebworkman7719
    @calebworkman7719 Рік тому

    I can’t even explain the skill it takes to paradrop spam china as japan

    • @logangustavson
      @logangustavson Рік тому

      You start with air superiority and better military in all aspects. Sure, pulling off huge encirclements takes some skill but I don't understand how you can say it takes *so* much skill to do this? Its pretty straight forward.

    • @calebworkman7719
      @calebworkman7719 Рік тому +1

      @@logangustavson sarcasm asf

  • @Recon_in_Force
    @Recon_in_Force Рік тому +1

    The infantry is literally drinking fuel😋

  • @kasarlsivaspidesi9750
    @kasarlsivaspidesi9750 Рік тому +1

    why paratropers still not banned?

  • @brgir
    @brgir Рік тому +1

    Can anyone tell me what mod was used here by any chance?

  • @sg_kerb
    @sg_kerb Рік тому

    The goated japan player fr

  • @danio0113
    @danio0113 3 дні тому

    Is it only me or Dankus have nail polish at 7:07 🤔

  • @frenchyoui
    @frenchyoui Рік тому

    RUSH B RUSH B!!!!

  • @idkstuff7339
    @idkstuff7339 Рік тому

    Yay a new title for Japan 🤣

  • @sirllamaiii9708
    @sirllamaiii9708 Рік тому

    Oh boy a Dankus video I wonder how it's going to end?
    Obligatory "They said my Japan was weak..." comment

  • @qrzpj
    @qrzpj Рік тому

    Hey i need help when i start the game it says error i can only play on old versions new one doesnt work

  • @graypudding3005
    @graypudding3005 Рік тому

    How do you lose that bad as Germany. Bruh they lost before the Soviets even joined and they didn’t even have to fight the US

  • @glenmcgillivray4707
    @glenmcgillivray4707 Рік тому

    Historically. Japan could have shot some British warships January 1939. Started the war then, Europe would probably all rally to punish Japan for their aggression to protect their Chinese ports and other territories.
    Japan Vrs Europe. Including Italy and Germany who would show up to be global Police.
    America would have to join in to try to be relevant and important and part of the negotiations and peace treaty at the end.
    Japan would find itself in a long blockade while Britian organizes the navies of Europe into a cohesive force, and Japan would have roughly equal carrier forces to the British in 39.
    Japan got a lot done in 39-41. Including production of the Zero in numbers.
    Imagine Gloster Gladiators against those early Japanese fighters.
    Imagine the Seafire. A spitfire brother, designed with Gull wings, tougher chassis and longer range than the Spitfire. Less maneuverability, better dive, same top speed.
    Imagine the attempt to invade Hong Kong with entire armies ready and waiting for their arrival, instead of depleted garrisons holding ground waiting for newly trained Indian troops to replace the main force sent to the Middle East and Africa.
    It would be a very different war.

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 Рік тому

    Ok BASED

  • @victormagnusson1917
    @victormagnusson1917 Рік тому +1

    what country is the red and black flag?

    • @johanneswitt5499
      @johanneswitt5499 Рік тому +1

      Anarchist flag. Maybe just a friend of dankus thats been in the call

  • @6th_Army
    @6th_Army Рік тому

    Watch Dankus be Dankus. Or watch a show about a kid who runs a laundromat with slime?
    Dankus sure is making the choice easy.

  • @plato9070
    @plato9070 Рік тому +1

    Flush B?

  • @killerzovv
    @killerzovv Рік тому

    who knows which mods are they using in this campaign?

  • @slingdor2830
    @slingdor2830 Рік тому +1

    What mods are they using?

    • @DaMelon23
      @DaMelon23 11 місяців тому

      Road to 56 is one of them, idk the rest

  • @Roacha9
    @Roacha9 Рік тому

    Japan stronk power!

  • @lordderpington8021
    @lordderpington8021 Рік тому

    DANKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

  • @groggroggus7298
    @groggroggus7298 Рік тому

    The title should be, ”I made myself suffer” instead

  • @martin111martin
    @martin111martin Рік тому +1

    I kept looking everywhere but I can't figure out with what mods Dankus is playing, if anybody could help here :)

  • @hatforacat3977
    @hatforacat3977 Рік тому +3

    very nice nails!

  • @Pqgers
    @Pqgers Рік тому

    so 2 nukes weren't enough?

  • @qrzpj
    @qrzpj Рік тому

    What map mod your using?

  • @michalmaziec3403
    @michalmaziec3403 Рік тому

    why iwo jima is the same size as taiwan ):::::

  • @mushroomy9899
    @mushroomy9899 Рік тому

    Dankus titles give off edgy teenager energy

  • @superzonkie2448
    @superzonkie2448 Рік тому +1

    esports

  • @eduardobullen7473
    @eduardobullen7473 Рік тому

    It’s funny, every time that I go take a shit at my girlfriend’s house Dankus post a new video

  • @opolskitomasz7602
    @opolskitomasz7602 Рік тому

    It took several minutes to understand all what pixel says. He has awesome way of speaking 😁

  • @hatforacat3977
    @hatforacat3977 Рік тому

    this video will get more than 5 views, you did well

  • @yusufreis5189
    @yusufreis5189 Рік тому +1

    what mod name?

  • @quincyames2014
    @quincyames2014 Рік тому +1

    haven't watched yet, i am guessing dankus loses his whole navy, but still does really well and takes africa, but germany loses

  • @jpegvideos
    @jpegvideos Рік тому +1

    dankus do you like to rap?

  • @dimitrijenikolic9753
    @dimitrijenikolic9753 Рік тому

    Where's Tito?

  • @terrifier2845
    @terrifier2845 Рік тому

    zyzz

  • @kov4645
    @kov4645 Рік тому

    amazing

  • @theaeronauticsfanboy7996
    @theaeronauticsfanboy7996 Рік тому

    can u do japan tutorial for that mod plez everytime i watch you i want to play japan but then i get shit on by ai!

  • @essensverkaeufer
    @essensverkaeufer Рік тому

    what mods do you use?

  • @Ibaya120
    @Ibaya120 Рік тому

    Play as italy?

  • @JasonWolfeYT
    @JasonWolfeYT Рік тому

    What mod is this? Does it work in SP?

  • @SMheld
    @SMheld Рік тому

    What mod/mods is this

  • @danielpaulino575
    @danielpaulino575 Рік тому

    What mod is he using?

  • @ramezemad7283
    @ramezemad7283 Рік тому

    Eshport

  • @Zephyriia
    @Zephyriia Рік тому

    Dankus being denied Russia, now turns to Japan

  • @kevingunter1089
    @kevingunter1089 Рік тому

    Which mods is he using?

  • @Pluton94
    @Pluton94 Рік тому

    Hey dankus do you rap liek tommyk

  • @evanwilliams1839
    @evanwilliams1839 Рік тому +3

    One of the only funny hoi4 UA-camrs I watch who doesn't give me a boner

  • @JasonWolfeYT
    @JasonWolfeYT Рік тому

    Is Japan not allowed to declare war on Soviet Union?

    • @filce1232
      @filce1232 Рік тому +1

      i think once they had to capitulate australia the dutch east indies India and new zealend now idk if they can't anymore

  • @igolight
    @igolight 7 місяців тому

    why dankus nails pink

  • @user-pd6ev9gb7j
    @user-pd6ev9gb7j Рік тому +2

    "RUSH B!" Sergey is proud of you, Dankus. Remember to smoke off CT spawn. When csgo esports 5v1 clutchies?

  • @grantkutzley-fv1ok
    @grantkutzley-fv1ok Рік тому

    Mod name ?

  • @narayasuiryoku1397
    @narayasuiryoku1397 Рік тому

    paratroopers are toxic.

  • @TinCanProd-africa
    @TinCanProd-africa Рік тому +1

    Is there any mods being used? Asking because there's a ton more resources than what I normally have in my game

  • @davethecave5725
    @davethecave5725 Рік тому

    dankus what's your csgo rank