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  • Talk Heathen 02.35 for September 2, 2018 with Jamie Boone and Matt Dillahunty.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3 тис.

  • @nayR1972
    @nayR1972 4 роки тому +694

    The more I listen to callers like Jason, the more i’m convinced that religion is a disease.

    • @Bruujah
      @Bruujah 3 роки тому +42

      Indeed it is. i would go so far to say it is the root of evil no doubt.

    • @yichen1273
      @yichen1273 3 роки тому +20

      and Merica is the nation of god, imagine that

    • @chadwran8984
      @chadwran8984 3 роки тому +6

      It's a virus. A mental virus. Parents infect their kids and cycle repeats. Some people like myself, have always had antibodies to this b.s. I knew at 5 that is was a joke on morons.

    • @petersmafield1494
      @petersmafield1494 2 роки тому

      @Chad Wran isn't that what is called a "meme" I don't know if I spelled that correctly it wasn't even a word when I grew up and has only come into use in the past few decades as far as I know. I do agree with Religion being virus like and extremely dangerous. Religions are dangerous because even when people do not use religion as a weapon it still has that possibility built into the structure of all religions and the three most dangerous ones are Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

    • @nathanielyates6347
      @nathanielyates6347 2 роки тому

      @@Bruujah atheism is brainwashing

  • @Nunyabizn3ss
    @Nunyabizn3ss 4 роки тому +459

    Here is a man child who was bullied and has made up a fictional hero. He’s still playing the ‘don’t mess with me, my dad can beat you up’ game that most of us left in grade school. He is a narcissist, finding comfort in his personal delusion.

    • @joyceano5354
      @joyceano5354 4 роки тому +12

      Exactly, this Jason guy is a pathetic loser.

    • @cocolossal69
      @cocolossal69 3 роки тому +10

      About sums him up. I'd run a mile if I met someone like him. He'd fuck with your head so badly. Very unpleasant human.

    • @Nunyabizn3ss
      @Nunyabizn3ss 3 роки тому +3

      @absolutely nothing out of nothingness Wait. To be fair, we need to remove all context and postulate a hypothetical circumstance?

    • @neth77
      @neth77 3 роки тому +6

      Well it's either that or become a police officer and bully normal people for the rest of your life.
      That's what soft cock weak people do.

    • @austinhernandez2716
      @austinhernandez2716 3 роки тому +17

      My mom's a narcissist and she sounds the same except with the vocabulary of a 12 year old

  • @dorfus71
    @dorfus71 4 роки тому +640

    I predict I would not like Jason if I met him.

    • @Miss-Placed.1
      @Miss-Placed.1 3 роки тому +48

      Uncanny. I made that prediction too 🤔

    • @richardleeskinneriii9640
      @richardleeskinneriii9640 3 роки тому +6

      I just had a thought. He is a young guy named Jason that lives in florida. Remote possibility; he is key cousin

    • @jefftheriault7260
      @jefftheriault7260 3 роки тому +5

      Now you have to test your prediction.

    • @freddan6fly
      @freddan6fly 3 роки тому +12

      You'll meet Jason on Friday the 13th.

    • @jasonanderson846
      @jasonanderson846 3 роки тому +8

      You’d better watch yourself, I’ve got the death sentence on 12 systems.

  • @payton7000
    @payton7000 4 роки тому +193

    Me 2 minutes in: This sounds like it'll be a decent conversation.
    Me reading the comments: what the hell is about to happen?

  • @Ben-Rogue
    @Ben-Rogue 4 роки тому +352

    Caller; "These guys bullied me so I cut their break lines and God took care of the rest"

    • @travisbull8233
      @travisbull8233 4 роки тому +15

      Ben Rogue brake lines is what you are trying to say

    • @ossiedunstan4419
      @ossiedunstan4419 4 роки тому +5

      I laughed so hard i cried ,fucking awesome.
      To travis full of bull, fuck of with the grammar nazi shit .

    • @Johnniehaha
      @Johnniehaha 4 роки тому +1

      Benders

    • @gmansplit
      @gmansplit 3 роки тому +8

      @@ossiedunstan4419 Your "i" should be "I," your comma after "cried" should be before the space and not after, and what you meant to say is "fuck off" not "fuck of."

    • @randomviewer8974
      @randomviewer8974 3 роки тому +5

      @@gmansplit Good grammar is important. Feel free to correct everyone who does not use proper grammar and punctuation (including me).
      I want to be grammatically correct as well.

  • @stonegarden5251
    @stonegarden5251 4 роки тому +355

    “I haven’t been inconsistent yet.” He’s actually right. He’s been consistently illogical, irrational and delusional. Even rotten meat is consistent.

  • @zedbout
    @zedbout 4 роки тому +119

    Jason's argument basically boils down to "I'm special! and no one will ever change my mind! Mom and God say so."

    • @satie321
      @satie321 Рік тому +9

      Exactly, This is the mind of a child.

    • @SunofYork
      @SunofYork Рік тому +8

      Jason ..."My cat will never die coz god will not let it happen"
      I pray the Christian Believer's prayer, "Dear Heavenly Father who ignored the holocaust, please help me find my car keys . . . . Amen."

    • @SunofYork
      @SunofYork Рік тому +4

      @@satie321 and the voice of a child...his voice hasn't broken yet

  • @somepublic
    @somepublic 4 роки тому +129

    Jason: I like ice cream.
    Matt: So, you like ice cream?
    Jason: I never said that!

    • @CristianML40
      @CristianML40 4 роки тому

      😂🤣😂

    • @LightHawkAlchemist
      @LightHawkAlchemist 3 роки тому +10

      LoL pretty much sums up the whole conversation

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 роки тому +4

      Lucky for ice cream. Jason didn't like a Pop Tart. And "something happened" to the Pop Tart.

    • @CutThroatJuggalo
      @CutThroatJuggalo 2 роки тому +1

      @@brucebaker810 🏆 here sir, you deserve this.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому

      @@CutThroatJuggalo Thanks. ;-)

  • @redwatch.
    @redwatch. 5 років тому +611

    Feed starving children, no I'd rather maim Jason's bullies.

    • @cyansloth1763
      @cyansloth1763 4 роки тому +30

      Sounds like a god ;)

    • @LordOfThunderUK
      @LordOfThunderUK 4 роки тому +46

      Feeding children??? What a mundane job for their god, better help Jason.

    • @craigbowers4016
      @craigbowers4016 4 роки тому +3

      Only 2 away from "66" likes! Is this a sign... what if it happens one year after the call? The call happened on 9/2/2018! What if this wacko is right!!!!! OH NO!!!!

    • @joshuaspector8182
      @joshuaspector8182 4 роки тому +7

      Guys, guys! He's from florida. :D

    • @logicalmusicman5081
      @logicalmusicman5081 4 роки тому +1

      Why not do both?

  • @shootingstar5359
    @shootingstar5359 4 роки тому +453

    "Thou shalt not kill.... I'll kill them for you" - Old Testament God 💣💥🗡️🔫🏹⚰️💀

    • @LordOfThunderUK
      @LordOfThunderUK 4 роки тому +17

      Yes, KILL ALL humans on Earth minus one small family in a boat.

    • @fukpoeslaw3613
      @fukpoeslaw3613 4 роки тому +22

      Not even that; "Kill all the (fill in some tribe) and don't forget the women, children including sucking babies, aaand... all the animals they've got." That's good ol' Jehova for ya.

    • @MrFlibbleflobble
      @MrFlibbleflobble 4 роки тому +16

      So.... God is basically the ultimate universal killstealer?

    • @shootingstar5359
      @shootingstar5359 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrFlibbleflobble Let's not forget the separatist tribe who actually wrote the book and are ultimately the "chosen ones" behind these things.

    • @michaelbernard9450
      @michaelbernard9450 4 роки тому +5

      Naw God does it both ways. He has them kill large groups of people for him, god will handle one or two guys who personally piss you off.

  • @Lambert1386
    @Lambert1386 3 роки тому +92

    Jason is just full of love after giving his life to the lord. He sounds dangerous.

  • @hansj5846
    @hansj5846 2 роки тому +66

    3 years later and Jason hasn't eradicated poverty by using his powers...

    • @esobed1
      @esobed1 Рік тому +10

      4 years now... and Jason still hasn't done crap. Just keeping you updated, Hans.

    • @ruslanotarov9727
      @ruslanotarov9727 Рік тому +3

      @@esobed1 4 years and 8 days. Still waiting

    • @esobed1
      @esobed1 Рік тому +2

      @@ruslanotarov9727 😂 😂 😂

    • @steveyuhas9278
      @steveyuhas9278 Рік тому +8

      Jason just miraculously cured my headache! All it took was Jason praying and 3 iduprofen! Thanks J!

    • @cadecannon159
      @cadecannon159 Рік тому +3

      Because there are more pressing things like field goals and smiting unbelievers.

  • @Nickelini
    @Nickelini 4 роки тому +254

    I predict that shortly after this phone call, Jason's nurse showed up and gave him his meds

    • @TheSnoeedog
      @TheSnoeedog 2 роки тому +12

      and wipe the drool off of his chin. She helped him do up his shoes and dial the phone, but he can hang up and undo his shoes like a big boy

    • @donnaprather1066
      @donnaprather1066 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @raycornejo9883
      @raycornejo9883 Рік тому

      I'm pretty sure this mf Jason hasn't taken his meds in a long time

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 11 місяців тому +2

      And changed his diapers

    • @thomash.schwed3662
      @thomash.schwed3662 3 місяці тому

      ​@@digbycrankshaft7572And rocked him to sleep in his cradle.

  • @10o.-.-_-.-o010
    @10o.-.-_-.-o010 5 років тому +351

    Hey, an arrow. I better paint a target around it.

  • @mathiasrryba
    @mathiasrryba 4 роки тому +69

    " I predicted what job I'll have"
    Did he get a job by pulling a ticket out of a blind bag or did he apply to jobs with a blindfold on? Lol

    • @IamSuperEffective
      @IamSuperEffective 3 роки тому +5

      Lol exactly, I thought Matt would stop him right there. How on earth could he have predicted what job he would get? It must have been a supernatural force, not sending in job applications and going to job interviews

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba 3 роки тому +4

      @@IamSuperEffective must've been so problematic going to job interviews not knowing what job it's for

    • @robsimpson7319
      @robsimpson7319 Рік тому

      Look he knew he was going to be an artist guys...
      A Bull$h!t Artist

  • @freezoneproject567
    @freezoneproject567 5 років тому +564

    This guy is a sociopath. I would check for sabotage to his enemy's cars..

    • @robertpreston2220
      @robertpreston2220 4 роки тому +10

      The caller sounds more like a Laveyan Satanist where morals are Might is Right and who do curses that kill people for real which many times includes in car accidents

    • @drekpaprika
      @drekpaprika 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly!

    • @Xerion1
      @Xerion1 4 роки тому +2

      Real talk.

    • @johnmorris2170
      @johnmorris2170 4 роки тому +9

      Yea, I have no doubt that he probably screws up the guy's car but thinks God told him too.

    • @johnmorris2170
      @johnmorris2170 4 роки тому +8

      @John Lorton as a mental Health professional in Ontario (1992 - 1997) I concur.

  • @powahrecords
    @powahrecords 4 роки тому +501

    Best comment from Matt: “so God is your hit man” 😂😂😂😂

    • @hoodatheist5549
      @hoodatheist5549 4 роки тому +6

      That was so good i came down to the comment section to see who caught it.

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 4 роки тому +2

      You hit us ,we hit you...erm he hits you 😒

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 4 роки тому +9

      @@nild9002 That's okay. I've decided to worship the Greek gods.
      He may have A hitman... but now I have a PANTHEON of them. 😁

    • @defenestratefalsehoods
      @defenestratefalsehoods 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, god is a hit man with thugs. 2 kings 2:24 he dont care who it is. 😂😂😂

    • @dianephipps1819
      @dianephipps1819 3 роки тому +6

      Yes that was a great one, second best comment was, “You’ve got a nice soul, it’d be a shame if something happened to it!”

  • @ericwood3709
    @ericwood3709 4 роки тому +38

    When psychopaths think God is talking to them.

    • @jesperjee
      @jesperjee 10 місяців тому +5

      Or religious people as we call them.

  • @sle2470
    @sle2470 4 роки тому +57

    36:26 The nervous laughter says it all. He knew he got owned. "Pride goeth before a fall"

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 11 місяців тому

      Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

  • @erl7466
    @erl7466 5 років тому +292

    religious charlatans can never just answer a question. there’s always an anecdote.

    • @Julian0101
      @Julian0101 5 років тому +15

      +Atheist Madness
      Like you just avoided all the questions at the other commentary and just asserted BS with no evidence?

    • @Julian0101
      @Julian0101 5 років тому +15

      +Atheist Madness
      Nop, that is what theist do (the comentary in question is in Athanasia P where you made mental gymnastics in order to avoid the answer and assert BS). You never answer questions. Actually instead of just giving me an example of how wrong i am, you just asserted (withouth evidence) that i lied. You just have proven ERL's point, "religious charlatans can never just answer a question".

    • @Julian0101
      @Julian0101 5 років тому +7

      It seems i didn't explain myself well, when i said Athanasia P, i meant all the post users whom asked you questions, not just her claims (which you didnt answer). Everytime someone pointed out your circular argument you just claimed the same thing again and again.
      You avoided the slavery issue with your god. You did not presented evidence for god's existence and for objetive morality. You just kept claiming and claiming but never backed up your statement.
      I reject your premise "Objective moral values and duties do not exist unless God exists", you have to prove god exist, and that is somehow connected to moral values. Until then this premise is just false.
      You not only lie about god but lie about lying.
      I have proven my claims, prove yours. Or keep dodging the questions i dont care either way.
      Goodbye Liar Madness

    • @Julian0101
      @Julian0101 5 років тому +9

      My "goal-post" was to prove you avoid questions and lie.
      Your circular argument of "Objective moral values and duties do not exist unless God exists" is still circular unless you answer my points (evidence for god's existence and evidence for objective moral values)
      I accept that the point about slavery being irrelevant only if you are not talking about the christian god (the only i know, for now, that endorses such action), otherwise is pretty relevant.
      You changed terms when questioned about objective morality to moral ontology (talking about shift the goal-posts) if there is any diference please describe it.
      Your premise 1 is still rejected, you are the one claiming it true, then prove it true, until then is a lie. (dont try to shift the burden of proof)
      Im dead right with my claim about god's existence, you cannot explain a mistery with a higher mystery, that is just dishonest. We explain the unexplained in terms that we understand.
      You are still a liar and dishonest.
      Goodbye Liar Madness

    • @Valdagast
      @Valdagast 5 років тому +1

      "All you need to say is simply 'Yes' or 'No'; anything beyond this comes from the evil one."

  • @RonnieD1970
    @RonnieD1970 4 роки тому +278

    Jasons arguments are beyond Dunning-Kruger.... They are Freddy Kruger.....

  • @boostergold7431
    @boostergold7431 Рік тому +27

    I think cops need to investigate these accidents and be sure it wasn't Jason cutting people's brake lines.

    • @Ristofec
      @Ristofec 6 місяців тому +2

      I thought the exact same thing lol

    • @CronoXpono
      @CronoXpono 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Ristofec Also, gotta love ole dude saying that "you'd have to deal with consequences" if you do something immoral, as if a world creating megapowerful god wrecking two bullies is the superior position. XD Inherently silly!

  • @Salwerth2822
    @Salwerth2822 4 роки тому +17

    I used to read tarot cards. I did such a good job predicting what would happen to people that they refused to believe me when I told them I wasn’t doing anything supernatural. Even after I explained the symbolism of the cards, the psychology behind it, and how they were practically handing information to me on a golden platter, it didn’t matter. They just switched tactics and offered me money to do them. That’s when I had to put them away and I could no longer use them in the playful manner I had enjoyed doing. People want SO MUCH to believe in the mystical that they will convince themselves of just about anything. Not just that, but they will bypass the fantastic, awe inspiring, natural world around us in favor of these hollow, meaningless pursuits.

  • @shadwkeepr9107
    @shadwkeepr9107 4 роки тому +82

    You know it's bad when the atheist talkshow hosts have to explain your own theology to you

    • @philipinchina
      @philipinchina 6 місяців тому +2

      Happens at least once most weeks.

  • @eamontdmas
    @eamontdmas 5 років тому +106

    Apparently God has nothing better to do than wait for Jason to update his "book of enemies"!

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f 4 роки тому +15

      God: Let's see...this week I'll create the universe and everything in it. Next week I'll take care of Jason's bullies. This guy is a sicko.

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 3 роки тому +3

      I take a communion wafer... and EAT it!
      *scribbling madly into his death notebook*

  • @ernestosuarez9807
    @ernestosuarez9807 3 роки тому +49

    Jason: I can make predictions.
    AXP: Make a prediction.
    Jason: Fire Engines are red.
    AXP: Thats not a prediction
    Jason: Sure it is.
    Me: Face palm

    • @HappyHippieGaymer
      @HappyHippieGaymer 3 роки тому +4

      This should get more likes for how brilliant it is.

    • @belisarian6429
      @belisarian6429 9 місяців тому

      Come on, that is not prediction, give him some credit, it needs to be about future, something like "Tomorrow fire engines will still be red" :)

  • @UrMomsFavSnack
    @UrMomsFavSnack Рік тому +13

    By Jason’s moral standards his bullies were completely justified to kick his narcissistic ass. 👍🏼

  • @Dontez82
    @Dontez82 5 років тому +162

    No sex + bullies - stable parenting = Jesus helps me predict the future.

    • @jestermoon
      @jestermoon Рік тому +6

      Amen to that 🙏

    • @peachesinthecity4099
      @peachesinthecity4099 Рік тому +12

      If that calculation is true then God owes me some predictions

    • @bms77
      @bms77 Рік тому +2

      @@jestermoon 😂😂😂😂

    • @larrycarter3765
      @larrycarter3765 Рік тому +1

      Jesus is dead.

    • @MathIguess
      @MathIguess 8 місяців тому +1

      No sex + bullies = Jesus helps me predict the future + stable parenting
      I understand the colloquial meaning of the equals sign and operations in this context, but I find it really funny to then play with such equations as if it's an actual equals sign and operators lol

  • @vichraev.5386
    @vichraev.5386 5 років тому +124

    The thick-headedness of the callers is just exhausting

  • @andydeon2202
    @andydeon2202 4 роки тому +63

    This has converted me to god. I need some people taken out and he's the cheapest option.
    (joke)

  • @johnlopperman2161
    @johnlopperman2161 4 роки тому +43

    "Things" happen to me daily, every day.
    For 86 + years.
    Must be god-thing.

    • @IamAdoribull
      @IamAdoribull 4 роки тому +10

      @coffee is a liar What the fuck? I'm 74 and have been doing internet stuff since it started! Old does not make us stupid!

    • @annk.8750
      @annk.8750 4 роки тому +4

      @coffee is a liar
      Do your mommy and daddy know you're on their computer?
      ....Y'see, that's what you sound like to us. The internet is a wonderful thing for those of us who are not out running around much these days. It's the middle of a pandemic, and we are all still keeping in touch.
      My late mother, when well into her nineties, was in regular email contact with a friend an ocean away with whom she had gone to kindergarten. She played games, looked up facts, identified birds, and took virtual tours of art museums around the world.

  • @rogerbruce2896
    @rogerbruce2896 5 років тому +346

    oh man, an atheist teaching a christian about his bible ROFL. Love Matt.

    • @sitalamamasita2301
      @sitalamamasita2301 4 роки тому +32

      I promise you Atheist know more about the bible than Christians and that is why they are Atheists.

    • @christastempel5577
      @christastempel5577 4 роки тому +1

      @Nicolas Broszky, I am an Atheist, but I have a couple of problems with your post. You say that "...atheists who care whether scripture is true, will study it critically, while theists will just go whatever the fuck the pastor preaches...". You are making a statement about atheists and theists, as if YOU were god All mighty. Not ALL Atheists study 'scripture', and not ALL theists will go with whatever the 'pastor' is preaching. And how can you talk about what a pastor is preaching, when there are hundred and thousands of pastor preaching, and millions of sermons conducted. You then make a prediction about 8 cases out of 10, contradicting the Biblical story --- and all of a sudden YOUR prediction, is unlike the predictions made by theists? No your right, your predictions are even LESS likely.
      And Jesus wasn't a good guy? He was a horrible person if you read the Bible? What the f....are you talking about? Whether Jesus Christ existed or not, is irrelevant because he is symbolising compassionate love, and peace, and that is a quality of being, worthy to aspire towards.

    • @jamesadair7085
      @jamesadair7085 4 роки тому +1

      That's the only way some of them learn anything. They don't know anything about the bible!

    • @christastempel5577
      @christastempel5577 4 роки тому +2

      @@tadiwadzino8225, I clearly read Nicolas comment 'properly'. And what is scary about quoting him directly? I know he didn't say "all atheists", I quoted him CORRECTLY, only you seem to be a bit confused Tadiwa.
      I said, not ALL Atheists study scripture...and not ALL theists will go with...
      so that was obviously in response to his generalisation, and hyperbole or not, is completely irrelevant. So please refrain from TELLING me, what I SHOULD have understood - that is just rude. Furthermore, I really couldn't care less if he was right about Jesus, or not, and I also don't give a fig about whatever is written in the bible.
      You should learn to pay attention to what is being said, before you blow yourself up, and enter into a self-righteous rave about nothing.
      To me, it only matters what Jesus Christ is SYMBOLISING, and that is in essence compassionate love, and that is a QUALITY worthy to emulate.
      Lastly, you don't know anything about me, so please keep your idiotic assumptions about me to yourself.

    • @christastempel5577
      @christastempel5577 4 роки тому

      @@tadiwadzino8225, well Tadiwa, you talk so much crap, it is a travesty that you Tadiwa would include yourself in a community that cares about truth. You Tadiwa, only care about your hyperinflated ego, and being au contraire, for the sake of arguing about something that you Tadiwa, don't even understand. And I'm not going to talk to you about what Jesus symbolises, because I don't care one bit about your opinion Tadiwa. You don't listen Tadiwa - I stated very clearly that TO ME, Jesus symbolises compassionate love and peace, that's all. Why is it so fucking difficult for you to accept that Tadiwa?
      But here's another one for you Tadiwa, I couldn't care less about your bullshit, so go and argue with somebody who does.

  • @francoisona
    @francoisona 5 років тому +766

    Conclusion? Mental health patients should not be given access to telephones on a sunday.

    • @neutronpixie6106
      @neutronpixie6106 5 років тому +23

      Isn't Sunday the sabbath? I thought he wasn't suppose to use the phone anyway. Man, he's just terrible at his religion, ain't he?

    • @jameswest8280
      @jameswest8280 5 років тому +16

      The sabbath is on Saturday.

    • @reneoswaldogonzalezpizarro7116
      @reneoswaldogonzalezpizarro7116 5 років тому +28

      At some point I imagined him calling from a mental health facility...

    • @jackthebassman1
      @jackthebassman1 5 років тому +4

      Leave them alone, it's fun 😜

    • @editdebreceni3186
      @editdebreceni3186 5 років тому

      @@reneoswaldogonzalezpizarro7116 who knows.. they have internet anyways🤔

  • @UnifiedMinds11
    @UnifiedMinds11 11 місяців тому +21

    I have a reason to believe Jason may have driven 2 people off the road. Then told everyone God handled it for him.

  • @Cellidor
    @Cellidor 4 роки тому +27

    My favorite part was the part where Jason absolutely refused to honestly answer simple questions over, and over, and over again, trying to worm his way out of an honest conversation by answering questions that weren't being asked. Such a _nice_ fellow really, though I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, thinks he has a deity as his hit-man. Seems to have a bit of a complex, that one.

  • @jamessammon9726
    @jamessammon9726 4 роки тому +19

    I’m surprised the caller didn’t see this coming!!😂

    • @tombie8763
      @tombie8763 4 роки тому +1

      He thought his Hitman would step in at anytime.

  • @dickhitswater7486
    @dickhitswater7486 5 років тому +176

    Seth andrews has a video up called "christianity made me talk like an idiot". This caller should watch it

    • @VildhjartaFanGurl
      @VildhjartaFanGurl 5 років тому +3

      Love that video

    • @jarrodconnolly9834
      @jarrodconnolly9834 5 років тому +1

      Funny vid!

    • @Jyotinanda108
      @Jyotinanda108 4 роки тому +3

      Hes not talking like an idiot, he IS an idiot

    • @ThePunikaTV
      @ThePunikaTV 4 роки тому +3

      @@Jyotinanda108 You are right, Christianity made him an idiot. Thankfully he got out of Christianity.

  • @RobGravelle
    @RobGravelle 4 роки тому +165

    I was so worried that Matt would insult Jason and suffer the wrath of Jason's God.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 4 роки тому +19

      Matt better check the brake lines on his car before driving it.

    • @annnoelanders3514
      @annnoelanders3514 3 роки тому +2

      @@scipioafricanus5871 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JayJay-two
      @JayJay-two Рік тому +1

      Yep. Jason's god is his own personal hitman. As Matt said 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @geoffallshorn5167
    @geoffallshorn5167 Рік тому +7

    "I predict that something unspecific will happen within a week."
    Something explicit happens.
    "It must be god!"

  • @ernestosuarez9807
    @ernestosuarez9807 4 роки тому +35

    Why do i get the feeling that there are a bunch of missing pets in this lunatics neighborhood!

  • @nocalsteve
    @nocalsteve 5 років тому +96

    This was the exact argument I had repeatedly when I was a kid when I was trying to convince my mother that I had done my homework. No matter how much I told her I'd done it she kept wanting to see the evidence which I could never come up with.

    • @fukpoeslaw3613
      @fukpoeslaw3613 4 роки тому +15

      You should've told her that with that stance she wouldn't be entering the Kingdom of Heaven.

  • @ingloriousbetch4302
    @ingloriousbetch4302 5 років тому +360

    I could literally feel my brain cells die listening to Jason.

    • @davewilliams5102
      @davewilliams5102 4 роки тому +6

      Great Comment Kimberly. I am still laughing.

    • @johnbee3416
      @johnbee3416 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahahah

    • @robdave1974
      @robdave1974 4 роки тому +4

      OMG ME TOO. I was just thinking this when I found your comment. What a prediction.

    • @kimmygibler760
      @kimmygibler760 4 роки тому +6

      That's how his brain feels too...

    • @psychlos21
      @psychlos21 4 роки тому +7

      I have to re-read the god delusion by Dawkins to get some brain cells back. That was exhausting.

  • @geezzerboy
    @geezzerboy Рік тому +5

    Why doesn't Jason's god give him the numbers for a winning Lottery Ticket?

  • @johngolden5257
    @johngolden5257 3 роки тому +7

    I have the feeling that these early bullies still bother Jason so much that he sees bullies in anyone who disagrees with him. He is so personally disappointed in what he perceives as his early failure, he spends his life continuously trying to refight those early battles.

  • @snatchadams69
    @snatchadams69 4 роки тому +59

    Scenario 1: Either I'm right and the moon is made of cheese and the earth is flat.
    Scenario 2: I'm the sole mark in a cosmic conspiracy.

  • @alvarogoenaga3965
    @alvarogoenaga3965 5 років тому +55

    "There is a possibility that the person who is fooling you is YOU"
    Matt "Tyson" Dillahunty knocked the guy down with just one punch

  • @JeremyBancroft
    @JeremyBancroft 4 роки тому +12

    one thing I would have liked for them to ask is, what makes him so special? there are believers suffering all over the world from a variety of ailments and god does nothing to help them. -yet he has no problem striking down his childhood bullies.

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 11 місяців тому

      Yep. Their narcissism and arrogance prevents them from seeing that. It's all about them.

  • @psychlos21
    @psychlos21 4 роки тому +7

    My blood pressure is going up watching this. I can't imagine what Matt and Jamie felt.

  • @BUGHUNTER6
    @BUGHUNTER6 5 років тому +77

    Honestly I was scared when he laughed. That came across as psychotic.

    • @HappyHippieGaymer
      @HappyHippieGaymer 3 роки тому +11

      Started making sense at that point how “something physical” happened to his bully.

  • @paulwence648
    @paulwence648 5 років тому +133

    I'm surprised they didn't put forth the option that Jason was cutting people's brakes.

    • @snake_hole2886
      @snake_hole2886 5 років тому +10

      they probably called the cops after the show

    • @gustercc
      @gustercc 5 років тому +6

      Holy shit! I never relight thought about that! Lolz

    • @jefferyb2898
      @jefferyb2898 5 років тому +17

      I was looking to see if anyone else noticed this lol. He obviously said he was violent before the christian thing, then amazingly two people who were mean to him ended up in accidents? Like WTF

    • @D_skeptic
      @D_skeptic 5 років тому +6

      Sigi, I literally started typing that exact comment before I saw that you had already said it.

    • @paulwence648
      @paulwence648 5 років тому +3

      Dana - I hope Occam doesn't mind us using his Razor.

  • @dianeupshaw5337
    @dianeupshaw5337 4 роки тому +29

    It's been about a year and a half since this call which means Jason gets to take every bad thing that has happened to you guys in that time and custom fit it to his "god is my body guard" prophecy lol.

  • @christophervaldez8746
    @christophervaldez8746 3 роки тому +11

    Jason is calling from Florida........Nuff said.

  • @smequals
    @smequals 5 років тому +18

    I had a bully when I was in high school. He bullied me pretty fiercely for over a year - slamming me against lockers, threatening me in many different ways, getting his friends to threaten me, etc. He dropped out of school, and was killed in a car accident. I can't imagine thinking that God somehow saved me from this bully. Not only would that be a monumentally horrible thing for God to have done, but how could I have the arrogance and be so self-centered to believe that God did that for me? Just blows my mind. But then I hear Jason speak, and I realize that there are some really arrogant and ridiculous people out there.

  • @HipHopRepair
    @HipHopRepair 4 роки тому +70

    I was scared everytime the picture lagged that god killed both hosts.

    • @autumnlove7931
      @autumnlove7931 4 роки тому +7

      GADDANG @HipHopRepair thank you for that Monday morning laugh!!!!!

    • @kunedoman
      @kunedoman 4 роки тому +2

      Nice response!

  • @casparuskruger4807
    @casparuskruger4807 Рік тому +4

    A Dillahunty classic moment:
    "so God is your hit-man?"

  • @se7enhaender
    @se7enhaender 4 роки тому +18

    "Hi, I'm Dogdy McSidestep..."

  • @ReleaseMyKrakken
    @ReleaseMyKrakken 5 років тому +311

    That punchline..... glorious...
    So... god's like your hitman....
    LMAO

    • @QuynhNguyen-zw8uv
      @QuynhNguyen-zw8uv 5 років тому +16

      So he's basically admitted to physically maiming those guys he's had arguments with... hmmm i wonder if he would maintain this story in court?

  • @neorich59
    @neorich59 4 роки тому +131

    Actually, Jason kind of makes the God of the Bible more believable.
    If someone crosses him, his God wreaks vengeance.
    Sounds like very Old Testament God to me! 😉

    • @wesbaumguardner8829
      @wesbaumguardner8829 2 роки тому +5

      I wonder how many children and animals he had to sacrifice to gain such favor.

    • @ericgranberg8893
      @ericgranberg8893 2 роки тому

      Or Chuck in Supernatural...

    • @simonl1135
      @simonl1135 2 роки тому +2

      @@wesbaumguardner8829 Undoubtedly a lot. Slaughter, cut into pieces, sprinkle the blood around and burn the chosen parts for "sweet savour unto the Lord" - from reading the Bible I remember this being God's favourite part of worship. He can be picky though and sometimes animals are fine (as long as there's enough gore), sometimes only specific ones and sometimes you gotta kill kids for him to be happy.

  • @csnowutube
    @csnowutube 2 роки тому +2

    A friend of my daughter came over years ago, claimed that he had prayed to Jesus for a car and within a few weeks, Jesus answered his prayer.
    After he left, my daughter explained that his grand mother had died and left him the car.

  • @WyattCayer
    @WyattCayer 4 роки тому +27

    This guy is the definition of cognitive dissonance

  • @jimmorgan8688
    @jimmorgan8688 5 років тому +75

    Jason cutting peoples brake cables for Jesus. What a dork! 😆

  • @bobbyhunsaker8233
    @bobbyhunsaker8233 5 років тому +56

    Man, Jason made it almost six minutes before COMPLETELY flying off the rails.

  • @kameronsnowe903
    @kameronsnowe903 4 роки тому +10

    i predict that i will have waffles for breakfast, therefore god...

  • @Kevin_Williamson
    @Kevin_Williamson 4 роки тому +2

    You know it's bad when the camera keeps facepalming. The entire basis of this guy's argument was personal anecdote. No way to rule out bias or selective memory, let alone just making it all up.

  • @hawkesworth1712
    @hawkesworth1712 5 років тому +27

    If I'm not mistaken, in his high school yearbook this caller was voted Most Likely To Die By Lethal Injection.
    He's not even borderline sociopath - he well on his way to psychopath.

  • @emanuelcif
    @emanuelcif 5 років тому +91

    Woa. The balls on these two guys. You know what happens to the ones that mess with Jason. I hope they start taking the train instead of driving.

    • @bdiddyp
      @bdiddyp 5 років тому +1

      trains have accidents too...

    • @mathijsbeaujean8378
      @mathijsbeaujean8378 5 років тому +9

      Jason's god (who is probably called Jason as well) would not mind killing a few dozen innocents to get to the people who bullied Jason.

    • @andrewtallman1867
      @andrewtallman1867 5 років тому +4

      God crashes the train, killing everyone on board, just to punish you for messing with Jason

    • @johnbull1986
      @johnbull1986 5 років тому +7

      @@mathijsbeaujean8378 yeah Jason's God is called Jason, looks like Jason and was seen loitering near the car of the guy who had the accident with a pair of pliers in his hand. Spooky.

    • @lucy9698
      @lucy9698 4 роки тому

      @@bdiddyp Lol my ex bf works with cargo trains.... some months ago they got a train on fire. Apparently it was just chugging along through the stations, on fire 😂

  • @giorgiol77
    @giorgiol77 3 роки тому +1

    Best clip ever, no wonder why the editor uploaded such a long clip, thanks guys! All the love to you

  • @LittleDays
    @LittleDays 2 роки тому +7

    🚩🚩🚩
    Matt: “What kind of thug ass god do you believe in?”
    Caller: “The one who did exactly what I said he would”

  • @joshuanefdt192
    @joshuanefdt192 4 роки тому +102

    How on earth did this call go on for so long. He's so frustrating

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 роки тому +6

      When I saw 43 minutes
      And Matt in the video window......I thought my phone was broken

    • @Ajinzem
      @Ajinzem 4 роки тому +6

      That's the concept of the show. If it was the Atheist Experienced, he would have been done way earlier. You can see Matt often looking over to the end call button, but resisting the urge because it's not his show.

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 4 роки тому

      @@Ajinzem ahhh,now it makes sense😉

    • @hellshade2
      @hellshade2 4 роки тому

      @@Ajinzem YUP!

  • @MRayner59
    @MRayner59 5 років тому +140

    “I define morality as that which is preferable to one person and not preferable to another.” Wow. Aside from that self-serving notion being entirely inconsistent with what Christianity propounds in this regard, it’s a simply terrible means of determining what should be considered moral in a civil society. Jason is yet another theist who’s deeply confused about almost everything but nonetheless still believes with absolute certainty that he’s got all the answers.

    • @larjkok1184
      @larjkok1184 5 років тому +7

      Martin Rayner
      Haha! Yeah by his logic he must have already killed his neighbour and taken his car.

    • @snatchadams69
      @snatchadams69 5 років тому +10

      Religion makes you sound like an idiot..

    • @condorman6293
      @condorman6293 5 років тому

      You are only saying that human well being is what you prefer. It's not really inconsistent with what this caller said.
      Colloquially, morality is used the same way you use it, but there's nothing inherent to the word that has that goal built in.

    • @BenBarredo
      @BenBarredo 5 років тому +1

      This caller is a total narcissistic asshole

  • @psychlos21
    @psychlos21 4 роки тому +8

    Jason: "I predict that Jamie and Matt will think I am an idiot after this call" OMG. You were right Jason.. Therefore, god exists.

  • @obsidianthurisaz5106
    @obsidianthurisaz5106 4 роки тому +5

    I literally yelled "then why call him god" at the screen after he said god isnt objectively correct about morality.

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc 4 роки тому +32

    "If God says X is wrong and Bob says X is OK, is Bob incorrect?"
    A Christian would answer "YES" immediately.

    • @LillyTheLonelySock
      @LillyTheLonelySock 2 роки тому

      But what if God says X is wrong and Jesus says X is OK? Or what if God says do X and Jesus says don't do X? What does a Christian say then?

  • @NerdOutWithMe
    @NerdOutWithMe 4 роки тому +31

    When you want to be right, no logical thinking is needed.

    • @craigbowers4016
      @craigbowers4016 4 роки тому +1

      Hmmm... is there a reason why I'm reading this now? When I know that I'm ignoring logical thinking so that I can believe a silly thing? Hmmm...

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 роки тому

      When you're sure you're right, no logical thinking is enabled.

  • @WillPhil290
    @WillPhil290 2 роки тому +5

    Jamie "Steelman" Boone... I love that he honestly tries to lay out the person's arguments in a constructive fashion...

  • @DyadintheForce
    @DyadintheForce 4 роки тому +4

    I predicted that I'd watch this video and leave excessively annoyed at the caller.
    Change my mind.

  • @rammsteinrulz16
    @rammsteinrulz16 5 років тому +195

    Why is it ALWAYS Florida?

    • @javiermichel7097
      @javiermichel7097 5 років тому +16

      Well, when you live in a area full of crocodiles you need spiritual help to live normally around crocodiles.

    • @iamthatiamiamthatiam2942
      @iamthatiamiamthatiam2942 5 років тому +1

      rammsteinrulz16 I remember Anita Bryant.she spoke up against something, I can't recall what it was.

    • @JokinJoe
      @JokinJoe 5 років тому +12

      Trust me, I live in Florida and I am fed up with it.

    • @laithtabet970
      @laithtabet970 5 років тому +2

      Florida is like over 80% christian

    • @andrewforeman-loe3935
      @andrewforeman-loe3935 5 років тому +8

      @@javiermichel7097 there are no crocodiles in Florida. There are Alligators. Not the same thing. Funny though.

  • @jaywellington9904
    @jaywellington9904 5 років тому +190

    My prediction is this guy will continue to troll others in the future.

    • @luminitababoianu4334
      @luminitababoianu4334 5 років тому +12

      I believe your prediction to be true. Shall we start a religion of Jason the Troll?! :)))) You'd be the prophet, I'd be the first follower...

    • @luminitababoianu4334
      @luminitababoianu4334 5 років тому +6

      Anyone interested in the words of Jay The Prophet?!

    • @gustercc
      @gustercc 5 років тому +1

      There's a religion about this!

    • @visforvegan8
      @visforvegan8 5 років тому +1

      @@lavertable how'd your prediction go? If it came true, you may be the true masiah we've been waiting for.
      All hail the Lavertable. Though I think maybe you should go by am easier moniker though. Don't worry after your death us followers will give you one.

    • @ryanweston9677
      @ryanweston9677 5 років тому +1

      I hope his God causes him to be in an accident and he doesn’t troll anyone else ;)

  • @optimus_rhymes6955
    @optimus_rhymes6955 Рік тому +2

    This dude needs to be on a watch list.

  • @kylebeggs3845
    @kylebeggs3845 4 роки тому +6

    The sad thing is... Jason gets to vote.

  • @richrichy3015
    @richrichy3015 5 років тому +188

    Watch this... I predict the screen will flash on and off around the 12:00 mark! 😱😨😵😲

    • @ryanweston9677
      @ryanweston9677 5 років тому +12

      Richie Rich proof there is a God (sarcasm) 😂🤣 clever statement.

    • @thefenixfamily
      @thefenixfamily 5 років тому +11

      LIGHT, DEATH, LIGHT, DEATH, LIGHT, DEATH

    • @101perspective
      @101perspective 4 роки тому +16

      @Richie Rich... How did you do that!? Is that you God!? OMG, I'm saved! Hallelujah!!!!

    • @quantumrobin4627
      @quantumrobin4627 4 роки тому +7

      Richie Rich just proved he is god. Fuck....

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 4 роки тому +6

      Proof there is a @Richie Rich

  • @mikeinmelbourne9491
    @mikeinmelbourne9491 5 років тому +36

    I couldn’t understand one line of that guys “reasoning” - it made no logical sense.
    Q. Back up your claim
    A. I can’t

  • @mr.noneyabusinesstm8845
    @mr.noneyabusinesstm8845 11 місяців тому +2

    That desperate, terror-filled chuckle that Jason tried to pass off as being genuinely disappointed by our obstinance was clearly the point where he realized how much of a point he had failed to make up until that time

  • @joeminella5315
    @joeminella5315 4 роки тому +2

    I wish I had a tenth of your patience! Great job!

  • @ancalites
    @ancalites 5 років тому +204

    another Christian with dubious morals, what a surprise

    • @fd3069
      @fd3069 5 років тому +9

      I do not remember who said this but I heard this once "evil men will do evil things because they can, good men will do evil things when they are under the influence of religion"

    • @ancalites
      @ancalites 5 років тому +7

      @@fd3069
      Sounds similar to the quote Christopher Hitchens used a lot: "There are good people who do good things, and bad people who do bad things; but for good people to do bad things, that takes religion."

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 5 років тому +2

      @@ancalites I think Hitch was quoting someone, but I can't think of who.

    • @robertpreston2220
      @robertpreston2220 4 роки тому +4

      This reminds me of when 3 christians I worked with hated their boss and did prayers for her to die and she was killed in an accident and the three of them strutted around for weeks saying "See prayer and god are real"!

    • @GameTimeWhy
      @GameTimeWhy 4 роки тому +1

      @@robertpreston2220 I hope you called it in to the police.

  • @Mertly
    @Mertly 4 роки тому +51

    “You should go study scripture.”
    -Matt Dillahunty

  • @fullTimeVeganinOhio
    @fullTimeVeganinOhio 2 роки тому +1

    Good timing on the tech issues for in case "the call were to drop" 😆

  • @Spartan300740
    @Spartan300740 4 роки тому +12

    Isn't it odd how many people have a " Special relationship " with their Sky Daddy ?

  • @Sidistic_Atheist
    @Sidistic_Atheist 5 років тому +85

    I'd worry that he's schizophrenic and is unknowingly exacting his own justice.. Scary ..

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 4 роки тому +12

      Exactly. I predict that one day this guy will turn out to be like a modern-day Zodiac killer or something, and someone will look back at this video and realise, sh*t, that was *him*, wasn't it? :(

    • @derGhebbet
      @derGhebbet 4 роки тому +6

      "He had an accident."
      "Uh-huh, what kind of accident?"
      "Y'see, I was just cleaning my axe..."

    • @colleyhillary5032
      @colleyhillary5032 3 роки тому

      Very likely...thinks he is god.

    • @CutThroatJuggalo
      @CutThroatJuggalo 2 роки тому

      Wouldn't surprise me because he is clearly exceptionally narcissistic.

  • @dulala2564
    @dulala2564 5 років тому +29

    Me before this call: 😊
    Me during this call: 😒😫😱
    Me after this call: 🍺

  • @jvondd
    @jvondd 4 роки тому +3

    The fact that the caller is complacent with the idea of God interceding on his behalf to brutally maim people who hurt his feelings is disgusting.

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 4 роки тому +14

    Haha apparently God is getting revenge on them for Jason, by making the video feed cut out repeatedly lol I'm telling you; DON'T mess with Jason! 🤣

  • @GaryIV
    @GaryIV 5 років тому +15

    One week later:
    "Matt Dillahunty and Jamie Boone found dead in fatal car crash"

    • @jllamb88
      @jllamb88 5 років тому +3

      Creative Nothing 😂

    • @romulus1969
      @romulus1969 5 років тому +10

      Brake lines cut with a note left behind that said god did it.

  • @kwj171068
    @kwj171068 4 роки тому +33

    There we go folks, God is Jason's hit man.

  • @seannelson3613
    @seannelson3613 Рік тому +3

    I often wonder what these people feel like years back after being publicly humiliated. I hope he can look back and see how cringeworthy he was, and that he's better now.

  • @anrose8335
    @anrose8335 4 роки тому +3

    These thoughtful and patient interactions with insane people who think they are sane are priceless. Love the show!

    • @youtubezcy
      @youtubezcy 4 роки тому

      The show really is free counseling for religion victims.

  • @The1980Philip
    @The1980Philip 5 років тому +31

    The guy is a troll who abused the fact that, unlike The Atheist Experience, Talk Heathen doesn't hang up on people.

    • @rrpostalagain
      @rrpostalagain 5 років тому +4

      Dude may legit think he can tell the future

    • @kickinitwithmydawg
      @kickinitwithmydawg 5 років тому +2

      The1980Philip - If the hosts hung up on them, they (and the audience) would have never gotten to know about his future telling abilities and how god kills his enemies (or he does X( ) . It's evidence for the court in the future...I predict.

  • @ThePurbleKing
    @ThePurbleKing 5 років тому +31

    Jason: "God gives me predictions"
    Matt and Jame: "If I make a prediction and it comes true, did God give me that prediction?"
    Jason: "No"
    What he really means is "Only I have this power, and I get to decide what morality is based on my whims and desires. If I want someone to have an "accident", God will make that happen... Definitely God. Not me."

  • @guytheincognito4186
    @guytheincognito4186 Рік тому +3

    The Caller; " I CaN SeE ThE FuTuUrE!!" -TFS Voice. 🤣 🤣🤣

  • @jellyfishsii
    @jellyfishsii 3 роки тому +1

    He refuses to answer simple questions because he knows that they lead to exposing the flaws in his thinking.