Basically How Science Will End (Skit)

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @imsleepy620
    @imsleepy620 2 роки тому +662

    This genuinely feels like you sat down in front of a camera and improvised a whole sketch using some weird dream you had 2 nights ago as the seed for inspiration.
    Also, what did 3 ever do to you?

    • @lucid_
      @lucid_ 2 роки тому +26

      exist

    • @felixbelair9251
      @felixbelair9251 2 роки тому +11

      Valve does not know what 3 is.

    • @kobe4460
      @kobe4460 2 роки тому +17

      @@felixbelair9251 No because 3 does not exist, valve is way ahead of its time

    • @abodismail2597
      @abodismail2597 2 роки тому +6

      Its is odd

    • @Ash-tz5gx
      @Ash-tz5gx 2 роки тому +9

      The thing is, since 3 doesn't exist any more, pi and e are not 3 any more, that's why the research will become better - better accuracy

  • @spaceCowboy924
    @spaceCowboy924 2 роки тому +702

    My personal headcanon is that someday somewhere a physicist is going to solve an equation and the whole world will dissolve into nothing and you’ll just hear “level 2”

    • @AndrewDotsonvideos
      @AndrewDotsonvideos  2 роки тому +158

      “Lives remaining: 1”

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 2 роки тому +19

      "There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
      Douglas Adams

    • @billymcgregor2067
      @billymcgregor2067 2 роки тому +3

      Frankie Boyle?

    • @businessoutsidethelines
      @businessoutsidethelines 10 місяців тому +2

      LOL...
      "... if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened."
      ~ HHGTTG (the only science book you actually need)

  • @rk99688
    @rk99688 2 роки тому +244

    If 3 doesn't exist that alien just destroyed all of engineering.

    • @coodies2036
      @coodies2036 2 роки тому +9

      Ohh that's a good one

    • @somewhatblankpaper1423
      @somewhatblankpaper1423 2 роки тому +6

      As masters of approximation, one clever trick suffices: At least, 2.99999999999999 can still exist right? If it doesn't, then use 2.99999999999999

    • @arnavthescientist1149
      @arnavthescientist1149 4 місяці тому

      π=3=e

  • @sahilk.sadnani6879
    @sahilk.sadnani6879 2 роки тому +358

    That was the greatest cliffhanger I have ever seen

  • @BlackThoughts0
    @BlackThoughts0 2 роки тому +277

    The only unrealistic part about this is that Andrew just told other people instead of writing a Science paper that came out 18 months later

  • @no-bk4zx
    @no-bk4zx 2 роки тому +387

    "Where there's three,... anytime, ... our saying is anytime, theres a three, where theres three e-everything is wrong."
    So profound.

  • @fatnose0
    @fatnose0 2 роки тому +60

    That's what Valve's been trying to tell us this whole time

  • @ChristAliveForevermore
    @ChristAliveForevermore 2 роки тому +196

    "Hey, I'm an alien."
    "Oh I think we say New Americans now."
    I didn't realize Dr. Dotson was based af 😂

  • @Benmarkk2009
    @Benmarkk2009 2 роки тому +73

    Well, if 3 doesn't exist we don't have to worry about the 3 body problem.

    • @goldenwarrior1186
      @goldenwarrior1186 2 роки тому

      It’s impossible for only 3 bodies to exist in a vacuum

  • @cropleyknockmealdown
    @cropleyknockmealdown 2 роки тому +47

    Pet theory: The whole skit was written just to deliver that cliffhanger

  • @LhwanPSilva
    @LhwanPSilva 2 роки тому +33

    The nobel prize in physics goes to Dr. Theodore Ree for his work on the exclusion of number 3 from science

  • @arielf9587
    @arielf9587 2 роки тому +35

    This seems like what regular people think how progress is made in physics.
    "And then Planck was just like 'what if we erase this integral sign and replace with a summation' and that's how he solved quantum mechanics"

  • @MrDragonbol312
    @MrDragonbol312 2 роки тому +39

    Andrew: is string theory right?
    The Alien: season 3 or 4?
    Andrew: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 2 роки тому +13

      Season 2 or 4 you mean

  • @jkli6031
    @jkli6031 2 роки тому +388

    wait if 3 doesn't exist,
    according to the fundamental theorem of engineering,
    e = pi = 3
    do that mean e and pi do not exist?

    • @rikthecuber
      @rikthecuber 2 роки тому +17

      Cmon, this comment deserves more attention!

    • @whocares12372
      @whocares12372 2 роки тому

      =√g

    • @LaurenAnne6
      @LaurenAnne6 2 роки тому +9

      Exactly my thought. I regularly approximated the number of seconds in a year as pie*10^7. Does a year not exist? 😮 Lol!

    • @Nick-wo3vi
      @Nick-wo3vi 2 роки тому +5

      They approximately do not exist (to first order)

    • @CrashCubeZeroOne
      @CrashCubeZeroOne 2 роки тому +1

      That's why engineering is always APPROXIMATELY right. It's all because of 3.

  • @lucidmath5481
    @lucidmath5481 2 роки тому +12

    that cliff hanger is one of the greatest ever, if not the greatest

  • @notdru5467
    @notdru5467 2 роки тому +14

    Andrew I love your videos man and they inspire me to keep going in physics even more than i already wanted to before discovering your channel. I enjoyed physics a lot before finding your channel but when I did u just made it more interesting than I thought possible.

  • @mastershooter64
    @mastershooter64 2 роки тому +17

    at the end the aliens would say
    "yea.... we havent figured out quantum gravity yet either it's just too damn hard, yeah even after 20,140 years(1 shmeckle = 1007 years) we still havent figured it out, but string theory is a good candidate though!"

  • @thomy2562
    @thomy2562 2 роки тому +6

    The Collatz conjecture after these news 😎

  • @CassieAngelica
    @CassieAngelica 2 роки тому +19

    Better cliffhanger than the ending of Halo 2!

  • @speedspeed121
    @speedspeed121 2 роки тому +15

    I'm doing a Balmer lab and we are having a hard time getting data with the beta lines. I'm going to email my crew and tell them we are going to try it without 3. Chances are, I'll regret my decision to send the email, but I'm doing it anyway!

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 2 роки тому +1

      pics or it didnt happen

    • @speedspeed121
      @speedspeed121 2 роки тому +1

      @@mastershooter64 I'm scared to do it. hahaha. Maybe I will say it in person.

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 2 роки тому

      Bro why

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 2 роки тому

      @@speedspeed121 video or it didnt happen

  • @robjenkins3296
    @robjenkins3296 2 роки тому +13

    Omg thanks for the laughs this morning! Super funny and great ending 🤣

  • @maureendotson4634
    @maureendotson4634 2 роки тому +89

    1st!! Love, Mom! 💕

    • @AndrewDotsonvideos
      @AndrewDotsonvideos  2 роки тому +8

      It finally happened

    • @maureendotson4634
      @maureendotson4634 2 роки тому +7

      @@AndrewDotsonvideos I know! I hadn’t even watched the video when I liked it. I had to be 1st 🥇!!

  • @Hailfire08
    @Hailfire08 2 роки тому +9

    Three to aliens is like yellow chemistry to explosions&fire

  • @deeptochatterjee532
    @deeptochatterjee532 2 роки тому +3

    Pleasant surprise to wake up on my birthday to a new Andrew Dotson video

  • @lambda2693
    @lambda2693 2 роки тому +6

    can there be a better cliffhanger than this

  • @no-bk4zx
    @no-bk4zx 2 роки тому +4

    A skit! Im so excited that im radiating in ultraviolet.

  • @aleksandarjovanovic2238
    @aleksandarjovanovic2238 2 роки тому +25

    3 doesnt exist, so… π also doesnt exist ? Makes alot of sense now

    • @HershO.
      @HershO. 2 роки тому +3

      ~Average engineer

  • @devamjani9423
    @devamjani9423 2 роки тому +4

    2:21 damn boi! That forearm!! 💪

  • @decreasing_entropy3003
    @decreasing_entropy3003 2 роки тому +2

    We gotta do away with e and π.

  • @katej392
    @katej392 Рік тому

    aahh, the descent into madness has begun.

  • @benjaminstpierre446
    @benjaminstpierre446 2 роки тому +1

    ya i woke up and watched this again. effin gold lol

  • @liefdeltora3088
    @liefdeltora3088 2 роки тому +3

    Unironically this is what studying group theory feels like

    • @AndrewDotsonvideos
      @AndrewDotsonvideos  2 роки тому +7

      Me: why does something something exist when it shouldn’t?
      Prof: something something spontaneous symmetry breaking

  • @Airsofter4692
    @Airsofter4692 2 роки тому +4

    Well, string theory does replace 3 spatial dimensions with 9(10)!

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 2 роки тому

      9 times 10 factorial? damn that's a lot of dimensions lol bring out that 18,144,000 dimensional calabi yau manifolds!

  • @LavenderTown40
    @LavenderTown40 2 роки тому +2

    "Damn, that's gotta be at least 12"
    - Answer for (almost) anything
    Checkmate physicists...

  • @codieloades5741
    @codieloades5741 2 роки тому +1

    Loved the video Andrew 👍👍👍

  • @myrddinwyllt3383
    @myrddinwyllt3383 2 роки тому +4

    String theory is 3.

  • @williamzhong1030
    @williamzhong1030 2 роки тому +2

    Alien: String theory? You mean the Standard Model?
    Physicist: :))))))))))
    Alien: Ha! just kidding. There are no new particles heavier than the Higgs all the way to Planck scale
    Physicsist: :((((((((((
    Alien: And also gravity is massive
    Physicist: O_O

  • @Jazzthink
    @Jazzthink 2 роки тому +2

    One of those channels that will suddenly be chilling at 1.2 milli subs just cus of regular uploads

  • @mannyquinn9031
    @mannyquinn9031 2 роки тому +1

    Before you leave is string theory right .......suspense
    That right there is gold

  • @user-wu8yq1rb9t
    @user-wu8yq1rb9t 2 роки тому +1

    Essentially, how he knows the number 3 exist?!
    But ... I like it ... Thank you dear Andrew

  • @Michael-mh2tw
    @Michael-mh2tw 2 роки тому +1

    'I think we say new Americans now?' is gold

  • @vedwalvekar715
    @vedwalvekar715 2 роки тому +1

    i think the language of advance aliens would be math, and great skit man keep it up

  • @gabrieldefreitascoelhocarr9556
    @gabrieldefreitascoelhocarr9556 2 роки тому +1

    I clicked in like icon just because you cut before this alien answer your question about string theory ...

  • @chir0pter
    @chir0pter Рік тому

    “Nonono I still have morning voice”😂

  • @geekjokes8458
    @geekjokes8458 2 роки тому +1

    well at least he didn't say there was an integer between ■ and ■

    • @geekjokes8458
      @geekjokes8458 2 роки тому

      and what's the number of that SCP?
      *033*

  • @hiccup3.14
    @hiccup3.14 2 роки тому +7

    I read a short story about a question kinda like this,
    I think it was called
    The last question,
    And the last question is....
    Can we reverse entropy?
    Read the story,it's really good

    • @isaaccampos659
      @isaaccampos659 2 роки тому +3

      It’s Isaac Asimovs: “The last question”

    • @hiccup3.14
      @hiccup3.14 2 роки тому +1

      @@isaaccampos659 yes,
      Such an amazing short story tbh

    • @isaaccampos659
      @isaaccampos659 2 роки тому +2

      @@hiccup3.14 yeah it’s amazing

    • @stripyrex_gaming
      @stripyrex_gaming 2 роки тому +1

      Stephen Hawking's "The Theory of Everything" touches on the topic of entropy, and how it determines time, and what a future of reversed entropy would look like in brief. It's short but a very interesting read.

    • @hiccup3.14
      @hiccup3.14 2 роки тому

      @@stripyrex_gaming
      Thanks,
      I'll check it out then

  • @GandhiBoys
    @GandhiBoys 2 роки тому

    I'm so angry at that cliffhanger

  • @aryamankelkar5936
    @aryamankelkar5936 2 роки тому +1

    Da End boss of physics returns

  • @benjaminstpierre446
    @benjaminstpierre446 2 роки тому +1

    thankkk youuuuu for this. moves on in better direction. LOL

  • @PriyanshSuthar-sffmp
    @PriyanshSuthar-sffmp 3 місяці тому

    If 3 doesn't exist, its multiples also don't exist.

  • @ALee-2DAnimator
    @ALee-2DAnimator 2 роки тому

    I love the Crack on String Theory haha

  • @tedlis517
    @tedlis517 2 роки тому +1

    Duh, a schemgel is a unit of currency.

    • @tedlis517
      @tedlis517 2 роки тому

      I was going for the R&M reference to schmeckles as currency, but I couldn't even spell it phonetically or correctly. What a schmeckle.

  • @yurigouveawagner9432
    @yurigouveawagner9432 2 роки тому +1

    love this one

  • @neilgerace355
    @neilgerace355 2 роки тому

    "I still have morning voice!"

  • @calebfogler2145
    @calebfogler2145 2 роки тому

    I guess this explains why 3 is (or rather was) a magic number.

    • @AndrewDotsonvideos
      @AndrewDotsonvideos  2 роки тому +2

      My proofs usually involve just proving it for 3 specific cases, now I don’t know what to do

  • @kingplunger1
    @kingplunger1 2 роки тому +1

    nooooo, it can't end like this

  • @pranaytiwari6071
    @pranaytiwari6071 2 роки тому +2

    the voice crack cracked me up

  • @pedrogrimaldisemeghinimart759
    @pedrogrimaldisemeghinimart759 2 роки тому

    Damnnnnnnn so afflictive that end

  • @hector2094
    @hector2094 2 роки тому

    i knew tesla was onto something when he said three

  • @neues3691
    @neues3691 2 роки тому +1

    I knew it, the number three does not exist.

  • @mayurchaudhari850
    @mayurchaudhari850 2 роки тому +1

    Andrew: I'm not able to solve this physics problem
    Allen: come on, it's so easy! just multiply that term by 3!
    Andrew: but you just said 3 doesn't exist.
    Alien: but 6 does

  • @HershO.
    @HershO. 2 роки тому +5

    Please don't tell me no more 3 implies no more threesomes. I WILL cry.

  • @ooffoo5130
    @ooffoo5130 2 роки тому

    That's a pretty slick saying ngl

  • @CCequalPi
    @CCequalPi 2 роки тому +2

    That was a great ending

  • @efeucer3194
    @efeucer3194 Рік тому

    I was denying the existance of three before elementary school

  • @Aycore2011
    @Aycore2011 2 роки тому +2

    3 is typing....

  • @zwoderakke
    @zwoderakke 2 роки тому +2

    I was desperately waiting for him to make a 3 = pi joke lol.

    • @YourLocalCafe
      @YourLocalCafe 2 роки тому

      @the number 3 LMAO

    • @Jazzthink
      @Jazzthink 2 роки тому

      @the number 3 for future reference this was right after the upload lol

  • @theSpectacularScienceMan
    @theSpectacularScienceMan 2 роки тому +15

    Andrew : Is String Theory right?
    Alien : No, on our planet we have something called Flat Mars Theory. That is the true answer to all of Physics.

  • @Mystixor
    @Mystixor 2 роки тому +3

    3 always been kinda sus

  • @ankursardar4707
    @ankursardar4707 Рік тому

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dont end the video was my reaction at the end

  • @alexbyard9358
    @alexbyard9358 2 роки тому +1

    Do a video on the W mass

  • @souravsaha5836
    @souravsaha5836 2 роки тому +7

    I wanna know the answer of the last question.. when is the next part coming 😭😭😭

  • @sciencewizard-q8m
    @sciencewizard-q8m Рік тому

    3 ,6, 9 these numbers are very mysterious ☄☄

  • @Hippienolic2
    @Hippienolic2 2 роки тому +2

    I have that same watch case

  • @telotawa
    @telotawa 2 роки тому +1

    we found where gabe newell comes from

  • @x0cx102
    @x0cx102 2 роки тому

    On the other hand if 2 doesn't exist the number theorists might actually be pretty happy because no more even primes :)

  • @veqv
    @veqv 2 роки тому

    Wait, but the monster group's order has a divisor of three twenty times. You expect me to believe that.... OH. Wow. That makes everything better now.

  • @WelshPortato
    @WelshPortato 2 роки тому

    fields of characteristic 0 would like to know your location

  • @anthonyshea6048
    @anthonyshea6048 2 роки тому +1

    Dudeee the ending !! Haha

  • @Introvertrains
    @Introvertrains 2 роки тому

    The cliffhanger though 🙄

  • @MrOrazze
    @MrOrazze 2 роки тому +1

    Lol that ending

  • @poplionandrew5803
    @poplionandrew5803 2 роки тому

    no more value/number '3' ... so String theory right? the Alien's hicupps

  • @silencephyxion7423
    @silencephyxion7423 2 роки тому +1

    missed out on the pi^2=g joke.

  • @YaamFel
    @YaamFel 7 місяців тому

    This is mathematicians but with 2. Characteristic 2 is actually the worst.

  • @Honest-King
    @Honest-King 2 роки тому +1

    I have no idea what happened here but I heard no more number 3, should I be worried?

  • @_kantor_
    @_kantor_ 2 роки тому

    If 3 doesn't exist explain to me navier stokes equations. Please, my home work is due tomorrow

  • @abodismail2597
    @abodismail2597 2 роки тому

    My math exam the next day: x is not equal to 3

  • @ramonmerinorojas8535
    @ramonmerinorojas8535 2 роки тому

    Bye bye three. Say hello to thrembo

  • @jeff_1300
    @jeff_1300 2 роки тому +1

    Wait till they hear about thrembo

  • @olgasnelling3527
    @olgasnelling3527 2 роки тому +2

    I should either be worried about Andrew, or be impressed that he would upload a shitpost.

  • @qtino8777
    @qtino8777 2 роки тому

    ooh whats that like ipad monitor notebook thing i want it

  • @antronixful
    @antronixful 2 роки тому +1

    the average F fan / the average \mathcal{L} enjoyer

  • @n.f.7342
    @n.f.7342 Місяць тому

    "bye blye"

  • @RaggedDan
    @RaggedDan 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant idea haha

  • @yasir5422
    @yasir5422 2 роки тому +1

    damn no more 3 ??
    looks like pi and e doesnt exist either

  • @x0cx102
    @x0cx102 2 роки тому

    uh oh, if 3 doesn't exist, then the most beautiful equation of mathematics doesn't either... e = pi = 3.

  • @kayrstar8965
    @kayrstar8965 2 роки тому +1

    Directed by Christopher Nolan

  • @ananthpurohit
    @ananthpurohit 2 роки тому +1

    Nice video ❤️ Btw when are the vlogs coming???

    • @AndrewDotsonvideos
      @AndrewDotsonvideos  2 роки тому +2

      Gonna have a super busy summer which could make for interesting blogs 👌🏻

  • @mousachmait40
    @mousachmait40 2 роки тому +1

    Legend

  • @evanhilton7119
    @evanhilton7119 2 роки тому +1

    wait but then what does pi simplify to :(