Democrats Meet To Figure Out What To Do Differently In 2028

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  • @westnile21
    @westnile21 4 дні тому +3248

    “Latinx” is the cringiest thing I’ve ever heard and as a Hispanic man I can’t stand it.

    • @jonathanlong6987
      @jonathanlong6987 4 дні тому +171

      I’m not Latin in any sense. I can’t stand it either.

    • @whozyourdaddy
      @whozyourdaddy 4 дні тому +11

      If you think that's cringe, you're gonna love "womXn."
      It's like feminism but even more insane.

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe 4 дні тому +195

      As a Puerto Rican man, I can’t stand the term Latinx either. It’s incredibly insulting and ridiculous.

    • @rjlt4841
      @rjlt4841 4 дні тому +94

      Latinay will go over so much better. 😂😂😂

    • @chrisazure1624
      @chrisazure1624 4 дні тому +53

      Latinz, that's got ring.

  • @elichabassol5238
    @elichabassol5238 4 дні тому +2645

    "They're wrong not to like it." Their entire worldview in a nutshell.

    • @Columbus1152
      @Columbus1152 4 дні тому +58

      Kinda like, "you'll have nothing and be happy" Yeah! it works!

    • @Crystal11Skulls
      @Crystal11Skulls 4 дні тому +24

      To be fair, that's what I think whenever someone is against Capitalism. 😆 Though I can articulate reasons why they are wrong.

    • @MaskOfCinder
      @MaskOfCinder 4 дні тому +5

      100%

    • @dbsommers1
      @dbsommers1 4 дні тому +21

      @@Crystal11Skulls It's perfectly fine to not like it for its flaws, but every replacement has been far worse and more flawed.

    • @Crystal11Skulls
      @Crystal11Skulls 4 дні тому +17

      @@dbsommers1 I have to disagree. The only flaw is crony capitalism, which isn't capitalism itself. Capitalism itself is flawless, and to not like it, is wrong. This where I would say, "You're wrong not to like it."
      Though I appreciate your willingness to admit there's no better replacement.

  • @Musicman-y7v
    @Musicman-y7v 4 дні тому +2392

    Every 4 years ..... Abortion and racism. Im 64 and this is all that I can recall.

    • @robruss62
      @robruss62 4 дні тому

      And Republicans want to take away Social Security so old people can just die in the gutter while zillionaires and trillionares pay no taxes...
      And they want the military industrial complex to take all the money, while also being pro Russians want to weaken the military...

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 4 дні тому +91

      Well there was the Viet Nam war thing long ago as well as ACTUAL women's rights issues so they used to at least sometimes have an argument. Now they're just nuts.

    • @bangalor1
      @bangalor1 4 дні тому +77

      Oh, yeah, and there’s the whole “ anyone but Trump “. thing

    • @larrygonzales821
      @larrygonzales821 4 дні тому +23

      Don't forget "it's the taxes". Lol

    • @stephenjames2159
      @stephenjames2159 4 дні тому +34

      That's not true they also include sexism and nationalism, also if you're a nerd you have the added fun of being told that all your hobbies have always been political and that you're just not smart enough to recognize it before.

  • @TheMemoryPolice
    @TheMemoryPolice 3 дні тому +1308

    This is no longer Satire. Its a documentary

    • @Redeemed60
      @Redeemed60 3 дні тому +14

      I have a theory, though, that the Dims are going to pivot and run a "moderate" candidate next time. One who will say all the right things for their base, and for the more moderate voters like many Independents and Classic Liberal types. Of course the person won't really be moderate, but will only present themselves as such to win back those who voted for Trump this time. They will drop some of the extreme positions from their rhetoric. They're dumb, but not dumb enough to want to keep losing.

    • @plumbthumbs9584
      @plumbthumbs9584 3 дні тому

      Documentary? This is Watergate level wire-tapping! How'd they get all those Go-Pro's into DNC headquarters?

    • @robinfrench5158
      @robinfrench5158 3 дні тому +4

      So sad and such true it is a documentary

    • @ByeByeBS
      @ByeByeBS 2 дні тому +7

      @@Redeemed60 His name is Greasy Gavin.

    • @Redeemed60
      @Redeemed60 2 дні тому +3

      @@ByeByeBS Ha! Good name for him!

  • @tomspiegel5322
    @tomspiegel5322 3 дні тому +285

    "But we're still gonna call it that amongst ourselves because we're right."
    I have no trouble believing a Democrat would actually say this...or that a room full of over a dozen Democrats would agree.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 3 дні тому

      I have a feeling Democrats have been saying that exact line ever since Lincoln freed the slaves.

    • @potcrak1
      @potcrak1 3 дні тому

      Before a room full of Black White Brown Red Yellow LGBTQG+ Dems you need Five or six White Anglo Saxon Protestant Progressives to tell them what's best for them.

    • @detah1
      @detah1 3 дні тому +12

      Not just agree. But they would all applaud. Who knows, they might even break out into one of those finger snapping applauses, depending on precisely how woke the group is.

    • @ysf-d9i
      @ysf-d9i 2 дні тому +8

      the ones who don't "get it" will start agreeing immediately after seeing what others do. Like Doug.

  • @Heartwing37
    @Heartwing37 4 дні тому +1929

    This is why the party’s mascot is a donkey…

    • @Musicman-y7v
      @Musicman-y7v 4 дні тому +95

      The poor donkey, which is actually a smart animal.

    • @chrismclean4789
      @chrismclean4789 4 дні тому +37

      @@Musicman-y7v Smart but lazy, in other words, dirty deeds done dirt cheap

    • @juliusfucik4011
      @juliusfucik4011 4 дні тому

      ​@@chrismclean4789 Donkeys are not lazy. They are highly protective of the animals they live among and will kill cougars without much trouble.

    • @Musicman-y7v
      @Musicman-y7v 4 дні тому +25

      @chrismclean4789 Actually, donkeys are hard workers . Maybe you are trying to compare them to the Dems.

    • @Celtic_Spartan
      @Celtic_Spartan 4 дні тому +1

      Hey man that's uncalled for, you shouldn't associate donkeys with these lunatics.

  • @noahengelstad1253
    @noahengelstad1253 4 дні тому +1161

    It’s simple. We need more celebrities!

    • @Dustin_McNab
      @Dustin_McNab 4 дні тому +39

      Yes, lean more on celebrities. Do the rules say the presidential candidate must participate in the debates directly? They're too busy giving speeches at rallies. We can have John Stewart or Beyonce debate instead.

    • @carlp.6196
      @carlp.6196 4 дні тому +34

      They almost had me with The Avengers. They just needed the Justice League and the election would have gone to Kamala. Nobody can resist the power of the Batman.

    • @JohnShalamskas
      @JohnShalamskas 4 дні тому

      All the twisted leftist celebrities are fleeing America. As they should. Assuming we can extradite them, do we really want them back?

    • @BnORailFan
      @BnORailFan 4 дні тому

      The election fund only has $1 billion. They can't afford to spend more on celebrities.

    • @cm-hw5ww
      @cm-hw5ww 4 дні тому +4

      *celebrities' 😁

  • @stevemonkey6666
    @stevemonkey6666 4 дні тому +1120

    I think that "shouting even louder" is the way to go. I very strongly suggest the the Democrats go with this strategy 👍

    • @julianbrabsche728
      @julianbrabsche728 4 дні тому +17

      Not gonna lie this worked out well for Trump.

    • @nagillim7915
      @nagillim7915 4 дні тому +17

      It worked for the last 10 years. Why change a winning strategy? 😂

    • @NoYamOnus
      @NoYamOnus 4 дні тому +2

      The O'Riely method... it could work.

    • @philsmith3827
      @philsmith3827 4 дні тому +15

      Yes, absolutely, since they are Sooooo much smarter than the rest of America.

    • @brunetteXer
      @brunetteXer 3 дні тому +15

      also, actually get proud abortion users to detail their abortions in public statements, and proclaim how wonderful their lives are without kids! we really need to see more of those personal testimonies, that'll really sway us.

  • @Kissfan96dr
    @Kissfan96dr 3 дні тому +467

    You guys are 10 times better than SNL

  • @harambetidepod1451
    @harambetidepod1451 3 дні тому +142

    No Republican ever called me LatinX

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 3 дні тому +22

      Many Republicans probably don't even know that word exists. I didn't for a long time. And when I heard it I thought it was a joke.

    • @Frisbieinstein
      @Frisbieinstein 3 дні тому +3

      Shades of Muhammed Ali.

    • @PInk77W1
      @PInk77W1 3 дні тому +8

      I’m a proud Caucasianx

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 3 дні тому +7

      @@PInk77W1 I lean toward EuroX.

    • @PInk77W1
      @PInk77W1 3 дні тому +11

      @ true story.
      I was working for the govt.
      I had to go to mandatory trans training. The teacher kept saying
      No matter what we can’t make fun of them or laugh at them. So towards the end of it he allowed any questions we might have. I said
      What if I want to be a woman on
      M-W-F only ? He laughed
      I said I thought u said we can’t laugh at them ?

  • @markmunroe-hz8rf
    @markmunroe-hz8rf 4 дні тому +1229

    Come on Babylon Bee.
    Stop making reality, again.
    Also, stop giving Democrats new ideas.

    • @abajoelcomunismo6677
      @abajoelcomunismo6677 4 дні тому +32

      Exactly. That's now a new idea. Dangerous 🤯

    • @anthonyscully2998
      @anthonyscully2998 4 дні тому

      What are you talking about. They set up hidden cameras at democrat meetings. Every one knows that

    • @stickmandaninacan
      @stickmandaninacan 4 дні тому +22

      Genuinely expecting to start seeing them switch to using latinè

    • @Contortionfan11
      @Contortionfan11 3 дні тому +8

      It’s fine they won’t listen.

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 3 дні тому +3

      @@stickmandaninacan I hope you know the accent goes the other way lol

  • @ragingsilence7
    @ragingsilence7 4 дні тому +1304

    Hello, I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.

    • @RIPTurhaAKACryptidHunter
      @RIPTurhaAKACryptidHunter 4 дні тому +74

      Hello, I'm Kamala Harris, and I think this message is racist and not woke enough! 🤣

    • @dcpunisher4781
      @dcpunisher4781 4 дні тому +8

      Why are you fascinated with McDonalds? What do you think of In N Out on the West coast? You are practically Bruce Wayne so you can fly all the time so the geographical restrictions shouldn't be an excuse.

    • @Batmann_
      @Batmann_ 4 дні тому +7

      @@dcpunisher4781 In-N-Out is better!

    • @jhonnygsantes8678
      @jhonnygsantes8678 4 дні тому +18

      I think Donald Trump likes McDonald's because it has "Donald" in it (yes, pun is intended)

    • @DK-pb7tr
      @DK-pb7tr 4 дні тому +5

      Thank you sir

  • @nagillim7915
    @nagillim7915 4 дні тому +651

    Does this qualify as satirical when it's literally what's happening?

    • @jackx4311
      @jackx4311 3 дні тому +14

      Good question - and I honestly don't know how to answer it!

    • @JackFromWyoming
      @JackFromWyoming 2 дні тому +1

      guuuus are bad, no matter how you view it

    • @JackFromWyoming
      @JackFromWyoming 2 дні тому

      I don't want to fund the nose people... So.... Its got to be some kind of p ganda

    • @shane99ca
      @shane99ca 2 дні тому +3

      That just enriches the irony.

    • @Dragon_Lair
      @Dragon_Lair 2 дні тому +2

      It’s hard to make fun of the democrats. They’ll take your hyperbole and play it straight.

  • @hiskidkeller
    @hiskidkeller 3 дні тому +78

    "And to the Republic for which it stands". I don't want to hear the word democracy ever again. Ever.

    • @ckoritko
      @ckoritko 3 дні тому +2

      I couldn’t agree more.

    • @SharkDude1
      @SharkDude1 3 дні тому

      Ditto!!

    • @OU8CARBS2
      @OU8CARBS2 3 дні тому +2

      It drives me nuts when Republic is not included, however it is a mixture of both and technically a Democratic Republic. Definitely not a straight Democracy, and that is by design.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 3 дні тому

      Well I'm sure your wishes will be catered to immediately. The Republicans helped popularize that term to differentiate us from the Nazis and then the Soviets, who are also "Socialist Republics". They needed to brand is as something different and superior, and the common tie was that we and our allies were (nominally) "the democracies". It has nothing to do with Democrats and Republicans, and frankly I am just as sick of hearing people whining about such an irrelevant point like it matters.

    • @hiskidkeller
      @hiskidkeller 3 дні тому +2

      @@justforever96 Frankly, you have mistaken me for someone who cares what you are sick of hearing.

  • @LucidStew
    @LucidStew 3 дні тому +45

    Oh, it's Babylon Bee. I thought I was watching MSNBC for a sec.

  • @kevinsb70
    @kevinsb70 4 дні тому +593

    The problem was they were not elitist enough. Expect more in 2026

    • @danbardos3498
      @danbardos3498 4 дні тому +12

      We need to bring back THE NOBILITY 😂

    • @SlapStyleAnims
      @SlapStyleAnims 4 дні тому +3

      @@danbardos3498Lmao

    • @shereeschumacher8849
      @shereeschumacher8849 4 дні тому +5

      Maybe the Dems should make themselves so elite, they have to invite and vote you in. Like a frats. They could even have hell week for candidates.

    • @kevinsb70
      @kevinsb70 4 дні тому

      @@danbardos3498 I think the democrats have been trying to do just that since the early 1800s

    • @TheUnhousedWanderer
      @TheUnhousedWanderer 3 дні тому +14

      That was the first thing I thought when The View pointed out that more people with degrees voted D than R. Democrats are no longer the party of the working class, because the working class chose Trump.

  • @tuomasholo
    @tuomasholo 4 дні тому +674

    My message to democrats is don’t change a thing. MAGA

    • @mrmartin2079
      @mrmartin2079 3 дні тому +17

      Exactly this 😂😂

    • @Piano218-zzz
      @Piano218-zzz 3 дні тому

      Well they are going to sho u a ting o too. They will shave their heads, and refuse to procreate! Brilliant!

    • @TheZombiesAreComing
      @TheZombiesAreComing 3 дні тому

      My message to the dems is go live in China, they'll all be happier there.

    • @Brett.D
      @Brett.D 3 дні тому +5

      Quote: Kamala Hanson

    • @TheBanshee90
      @TheBanshee90 2 дні тому

      I'm just glad we will get to replace a couple lib justices when the Republicans win in 28 and 32.

  • @jhgvvetyjj6589
    @jhgvvetyjj6589 4 дні тому +261

    The economé will run on DÉI (Diversité, Équity, Inclusioné).

    • @Shopaddict23250
      @Shopaddict23250 3 дні тому +25

      I love that Google has given me the option to Translate to English, they don't see satire either.

    • @calvinferguson8588
      @calvinferguson8588 3 дні тому +11

      Whatever happened to Liberte` and Fraternite` ?

    • @josephg.3370
      @josephg.3370 3 дні тому +3

      😂

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 3 дні тому +3

      I was going to say, is this the new liberté, egalité en fraternité?

    • @missnomer5800
      @missnomer5800 3 дні тому +6

      I always get confused and think of DEI as DIE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @susan_elizabeth
    @susan_elizabeth 4 дні тому +17

    Only this time, we're going to scream louder and be more horrible human beings!

  • @TiGGowich
    @TiGGowich 2 дні тому +15

    The sad thing is that this is exactly how I imagine these people are actually having conversations

  • @StPeterICC
    @StPeterICC 4 дні тому +569

    How did you guys manage to install this hidden camera into the Dem headquarters?😮

    • @ellencook1658
      @ellencook1658 4 дні тому +12

      Ask Dick Nixon. It’s bound to work this time!

    • @aspirecan4829
      @aspirecan4829 3 дні тому +7

      @@StPeterICC DUH! It's Trump's fault! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonadabtheunsightly
      @jonadabtheunsightly 3 дні тому +5

      Too easy. They're all using cellphones. You just call up a favor from the CCP and you're in :-)

    • @josephsharp5678
      @josephsharp5678 3 дні тому +10

      ​@@aspirecan4829Of course. Every problem in the World is Trumps fault 😅

    • @aspirecan4829
      @aspirecan4829 2 дні тому +2

      @@josephsharp5678 😂😂😂 Exactly!

  • @harrkev
    @harrkev 4 дні тому +336

    I am shocked that they democrats actually let you into their planning session. This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism that the country needs.

    • @aspirecan4829
      @aspirecan4829 3 дні тому +9

      @@harrkev But... But... What kind of ice cream do they like? They failed to ask that all important question. What kind of journalist forgets to ask that?

    • @rpmgrlca
      @rpmgrlca 3 дні тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 2 дні тому

      It's part of the
      DiversitÉ ethnicité InclusÉ

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman 4 дні тому +250

    Am I the one out of touch? No it's the voters that are wrong!

    • @Selrisitai
      @Selrisitai 4 дні тому

      There comes a point where you have to realize you're just a wacky counter-revolutionary and you don't actually like your country or its values.
      The Democrats, good or bad, right or wrong, do not represent the American people in any way.

    • @williammkydde
      @williammkydde 4 дні тому

      Yes, all globalists believe they have the wrong voting population.

    • @mackenzieneal1660
      @mackenzieneal1660 3 дні тому +4

      Alan Lichtman is that you.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 3 дні тому

      That's literally their reaction. Although now they are switching gears to "actually Trump didn't really win by that that much, if you look at the popular vote, and Kamala is still catching up". Because, you know, they are still counting votes. And it's only logical that 95% of the last few million people voted for Kamala exclusively.

    • @StephenGrover-zc4hp
      @StephenGrover-zc4hp 2 дні тому

      That's why your hero Kamala lost.
      Maybe you'll figure it out someday!🤔🤫

  • @GenkiSugiru
    @GenkiSugiru 3 дні тому +39

    Babylon Bee has been nailing it! Excellent humor and parody. Please keep up the great work!

  • @siracusariskmanagement
    @siracusariskmanagement 2 дні тому +7

    Liberalism, a chronic solution in search of a problem.

  • @Boone911
    @Boone911 4 дні тому +193

    The janitor at the end is actually very representative of most of us. "I'm just trying to make it through the day."

    • @chrisruef3201
      @chrisruef3201 4 дні тому +20

      While yelling at the janitor " stop oppressing me "

  • @MGD313
    @MGD313 4 дні тому +184

    It's great to see these brave Caucasianx allies doing their part. Really gives me hope during this dark, apocalyptic era.

    • @nagillim7915
      @nagillim7915 4 дні тому +19

      It's an apocalypx to be inclusive.

    • @tonimilstead5089
      @tonimilstead5089 3 дні тому +2

      ​@@nagillim7915😂😂😂😂

    • @mattpotter2148
      @mattpotter2148 3 дні тому +10

      Caucasiané

    • @ferrumignis
      @ferrumignis 2 дні тому +5

      ​@@mattpotter2148Right, it's very important not to forget the Mexican line thingy on the top.

    • @lordclansman4205
      @lordclansman4205 2 дні тому

      God please let’s start calling them caucasianx, it’s so fucking unfair that they get to name us but we just have to call them white

  • @moozillamoo2109
    @moozillamoo2109 4 дні тому +331

    How about, instead of calling people "garbage," call them "garbage and basura" instead, for inclusion?

    • @Philcopson
      @Philcopson 4 дні тому +46

      "garbagé " - you say?

    • @Neillybob63
      @Neillybob63 4 дні тому +56

      It's 'basurx' .....you bigot!

    • @bolivarrubiano5798
      @bolivarrubiano5798 4 дні тому

      I think that is a wonderful idea for Dems to start using. I as a 67 y/o child of immigrants would feel much more included in the democratic party if they added basura!!!!!

    • @ted.angell7609
      @ted.angell7609 4 дні тому

      And lixo. What about the Brazilians?

    • @Toxicpoolofreekingmascul-lj4yd
      @Toxicpoolofreekingmascul-lj4yd 4 дні тому +3

      He did that to help Trump beat her 'cause he and Jill hated her lol.

  • @bananamancoolguy7670
    @bananamancoolguy7670 3 дні тому +21

    they forgot to blame russia

    • @shane99ca
      @shane99ca 2 дні тому +1

      Well, they can't blame Canada now that we have a pothead for our Prime Minister...

  • @TesterBoy
    @TesterBoy 4 дні тому +22

    The Babylon Bee: where our fiction (parody) is woke reality!

  • @markhinds
    @markhinds 4 дні тому +247

    Forgot "uneducated"

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 4 дні тому +11

      And toxic.

    • @tomwilliams6744
      @tomwilliams6744 4 дні тому +1

      @@robertd9850 And Nazis.

    • @Mike-v8l3o
      @Mike-v8l3o 4 дні тому +22

      What the Dems don't realize is we are educated. We're just not indoctrinated lol 😆

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 3 дні тому +5

      @@Mike-v8l3o Excellent point.

    • @stephenseth-yr7kz
      @stephenseth-yr7kz 3 дні тому +6

      And Deplorables…

  • @ericsfishingadventures4433
    @ericsfishingadventures4433 4 дні тому +108

    So spot on accurate it's scary funny! 🤣

  • @scott4482
    @scott4482 4 дні тому +71

    There's a reason democrats party is portrayed as a JACK ASS

    • @Jack_Vose
      @Jack_Vose 4 дні тому +1

      Agreed. Someone had to say it.

    • @tedtalksrock
      @tedtalksrock 2 дні тому +1

      lol 😂 brilliant.

  • @JimCCorn
    @JimCCorn 4 дні тому +8

    Why are there no black people on this committee?

    • @Vecchio_Rhosod85
      @Vecchio_Rhosod85 3 дні тому +6

      Because the actual bigots accuse others of what they themselves are guilty of?

    • @TheTripleDubya
      @TheTripleDubya 3 дні тому

      Because democrats don’t think black people matter.

    • @shane99ca
      @shane99ca 2 дні тому +1

      @@Vecchio_Rhosod85 "Always accuse the other side of that which you are guilty." - Joseph Goebbels

  • @j.p.6022
    @j.p.6022 4 дні тому +24

    Vivaē The Resistancē!!

  • @planethedgehog2427
    @planethedgehog2427 4 дні тому +356

    I voted for Trump. But don't worry, liberals. In 2028, I'll vote for Vance!😆

    • @stevebengel1346
      @stevebengel1346 4 дні тому +13

      Well I suppose it works as long as it's anyone but Trump 😂

    • @TomStarcevich-fb3qo
      @TomStarcevich-fb3qo 3 дні тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂👍

    • @nonyadamnbusiness9887
      @nonyadamnbusiness9887 3 дні тому +1

      I'm hoping for Mike Rowe or Tulsi Gabbard. Trump won because he's a demagogue. Vance is not.

    • @666Lachrimae666
      @666Lachrimae666 3 дні тому

      ​@@nonyadamnbusiness9887 Tulsi is an undercover gun grabber, no way

    • @Lunzatis_Palemoon
      @Lunzatis_Palemoon 3 дні тому +6

      ​@@nonyadamnbusiness9887Vance is Trump's chosen successor. He proved he can do great at campaigns and debates this last election. Depending on how the next four years go, he could easily be set up as the successor to Trump.

  • @MinskUK
    @MinskUK 4 дні тому +217

    Was this a documentary?

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 4 дні тому +10

      No, it was a re-enactment of a Dim meeting so, yeah, I guess kind of a documentary.

    • @sand.3887
      @sand.3887 4 дні тому +6

      I think it was the actual footage of their meeting.

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 4 дні тому +6

      @@sand.3887 Hard to tell.

    • @peterbassey9668
      @peterbassey9668 4 дні тому +2

      Straight from NatGeoWild, yup!!! 😂

    • @Mari_Oh
      @Mari_Oh 3 дні тому +2

      Most of the Bee content is!

  • @moahdakka6887
    @moahdakka6887 4 дні тому +174

    Dude...I seriously wonder if this is just...how they really think behind closed doors with the other klansmen? I mean...I'm not wrong.

    • @Graati
      @Graati 4 дні тому +4

      The disrespect and arrogance with which you treat your fellow humans and they are not even "just" humans to you - you and them are literally a part of one nation.
      It's so baffling to me.

    • @Kurgan0822
      @Kurgan0822 4 дні тому +1

      David Duke, a former klansman and neo-yatzee told his followers to not vote for Trump and instead endorsed Jill Stein. Interesting huh?

    • @stickmandaninacan
      @stickmandaninacan 4 дні тому +13

      I've been on the other side and saw how twisted things were getting, and the way these people think. it is very quite literally "I know that I am right, and we need to educate people on how wrong they are because otherwise it challenges me being in the right", they are blinded by pure unbridled arrogant ignorance

    • @robertjordan7280
      @robertjordan7280 3 дні тому +3

      @@Graatiwhat are you talking about? O.o

    • @SquirtlePower809
      @SquirtlePower809 2 дні тому

      Yes, yes it is. I work in higher education and you would be APPALLED at how libs talk about average Americans. It's terrifying especially since they are teaching, I meant INDOCTRINATING the youth.

  • @klartext2225
    @klartext2225 4 дні тому +9

    In Germany this would be our party SPD. Fits fine for these moron too. Have lost touch with reality completely.

    • @dearen7588
      @dearen7588 День тому

      I'm german raised abroad, we were in Leipzig for a week and die Linke had posters up everywhere with the most punchable soy face guy I've ever seen with some shit about inclusivity and diversity on it

  • @DEichenberg
    @DEichenberg 4 дні тому +86

    In reality, they will double down and do even worse.

  • @originalfred66
    @originalfred66 4 дні тому +45

    This was so brilliant and spot on! Loved the "She Her" coffee cup!

  • @carlandrews9112
    @carlandrews9112 4 дні тому +199

    I thought he was going to say "No, we're going to do the same thing we did in 2020... Rig the election"

    • @sandrabecht613
      @sandrabecht613 4 дні тому +16

      😂

    • @rickh9396
      @rickh9396 4 дні тому

      Oh, it's coming. They're going to try covid 2.0 in 2028 and we'll get to see how many suckers from the first run fall for it again.

    • @TyeDPod
      @TyeDPod 4 дні тому

      Fact check: It's "Fortify" the election......with extra ballots.

    • @williammkydde
      @williammkydde 4 дні тому +16

      Check that google us election map. They are still "counting" votes in OR and NY, and until last night, in CA too. 3 weeks after the voting day.
      And the popular vote gap is getting smaller and smaller by the hour, while nobody's watching.
      2 weeks past the v-day, they were still counting in WA and CO too. All blue states.
      The congress seat score is 219 v 213, and 3 still counting.

    • @condew6103
      @condew6103 3 дні тому

      @@williammkydde They've got to drag out the counting if they want to slip in counterfeit ballots as needed without getting that tell-tail step in the tally.

  • @jhorn928
    @jhorn928 3 дні тому +6

    Hey! The brought Chandler back. Good job Bee!

  • @theamused8705
    @theamused8705 День тому +6

    I have a feeling this is real close to the truth. 😅

    • @lightworker2956
      @lightworker2956 День тому

      I know I'm a "sweet summer child" but I was unironically disturbed and surprised by the lack of true, actual self-reflection by the Dems after their loss.

  • @brubakertx
    @brubakertx 4 дні тому +121

    The Democrats should hire the Jaguar advertising group. 😮😂

    • @MarkMcCullough-y5s
      @MarkMcCullough-y5s 2 дні тому +2

      That's proper advertising for a car that spends a week in the shop for every 500 miles on the road.

    • @weirdguy1495
      @weirdguy1495 День тому

      The Democrats getting advice from the Capitol from The Hunger Games? Sure, I can never see that ever going wrong.

    • @barnabusdoyle4930
      @barnabusdoyle4930 День тому +1

      lol, pretty sure that already happened

  • @geraldmarcyk524
    @geraldmarcyk524 4 дні тому +80

    We need more of the Obamas and Oprah scolding black men about their misogyny, Rachael Maddow expanding her show to 2 hours every night, plus Steven Cobert and Jimmy Kimmel as the anchors on the nightly news.

    • @cygil1
      @cygil1 3 дні тому +3

      Except Maddie doesn't want to do more than 1 hour a week since she and her partner are elderly infirm lesbians now. She still wants to be paid 30 million a year for 80% less work, of course.

    • @josephsharp5678
      @josephsharp5678 3 дні тому

      Please do not give the bed wetters anymore terrible ideas Gerald lol.

    • @MalachiWhite-tw7hl
      @MalachiWhite-tw7hl 3 дні тому +1

      Hey, Kimmel IS keeping Kleenex in business . . .

    • @MarkMcCullough-y5s
      @MarkMcCullough-y5s 2 дні тому

      ​@@cygil1she'll be fetching coffee at the last remaining Democrat headquarters by then.

  • @DougCutler-tn2ey
    @DougCutler-tn2ey 4 дні тому +85

    It's amazing what putting a little focus on election integrity can accomplish.

    • @williammkydde
      @williammkydde 4 дні тому +9

      Still, check that google US election map. They are still "counting" votes in OR and NY, and until last night, in CA too. 3 weeks after the voting day.
      And the popular vote gap is getting smaller and smaller by the hour, while nobody's watching.
      2 weeks past the v-day, they were still counting in WA and CO too. All blue states.
      The congress seat score is 219 v 213, and 3 still counting.

    • @dearen7588
      @dearen7588 День тому

      ​You guys need elections that on one day only. Crazy

  • @nunya5027
    @nunya5027 2 дні тому +6

    2:05 dude in red is the best

  • @waylonk2453
    @waylonk2453 3 дні тому +6

    I love how at 0:56 they give us just enough time to remember the woke conjugation of latino before spitting it out

  • @snackysnack2341
    @snackysnack2341 4 дні тому +55

    Doug's hand on Tim's shoulder for so long 🤣

    • @jonathanlong6987
      @jonathanlong6987 4 дні тому +5

      Well, we now what type of phobic you are!😂😜😂

  • @marks1638
    @marks1638 4 дні тому +79

    The scary part is that this might actually be a real meeting of Democrat Party with the actual mindset. I went to "party meeting" many years ago (No I'm not a Democrat, I was invited by a local committee chairwoman to see the inner workings of the state Democrat committee in a semi-public (invitation only) discussion). It wasn't as bad as this Babylon Bee satire video, but at the same time it wasn't exactly a heartwarming rendition of American Democracy. I felt I was in a badly cliched Soviet era meeting of the Communist Party with everyone kowtowing to the leader and his "catch phrases" about "those Republicans". I wasn't sure if I'd have said something, I wouldn't have been sent to Siberia (or worse California) for not reflecting the "Party Line". It just didn't feel like an open forum, but a meeting with a controlled and predetermined outcome. That's not democracy, that's something else.

    • @jonathanlong6987
      @jonathanlong6987 4 дні тому +12

      “something else” = “cult”?

    • @ThePinkerton1776
      @ThePinkerton1776 4 дні тому +4

      Come on man, The Babylon Bee stopped being satire back in 2008

    • @andyharman3022
      @andyharman3022 4 дні тому +2

      It's probably gotten a lot worse since then.

    • @freddiefreihofer7716
      @freddiefreihofer7716 2 дні тому +4

      Actually, you WERE in a "Soviet era meeting of the Communist party" !!

  • @jaynecobb1
    @jaynecobb1 4 дні тому +48

    Need MORE left extremism. That's the ticket!

    • @vanmamawannabe6360
      @vanmamawannabe6360 3 дні тому

      Yeah! Let’s pi$$ off the rest of the country who voted for us in 2024. That’s the ticket!

  • @johnbrown4568
    @johnbrown4568 3 дні тому +6

    Brilliant as usual...

  • @rickintexas1584
    @rickintexas1584 3 дні тому +8

    It’s great to see Chandler Juliet back in the gang.

    • @kristinazubic9669
      @kristinazubic9669 3 дні тому +1

      I had to do a double take - she does NOT look like herself here

    • @Lunzatis_Palemoon
      @Lunzatis_Palemoon 3 дні тому +1

      ​@@kristinazubic9669I literally had to do a double take because of how different she looks but when she started getting hysterical you could definitely tell it was her lol. Chandler is great.

    • @kristinazubic9669
      @kristinazubic9669 3 дні тому +1

      @ it’s just good to see her 😊

    • @ChandlerJuliet
      @ChandlerJuliet 3 дні тому +2

      ❤❤❤

  • @joefirma2242
    @joefirma2242 4 дні тому +51

    They still do not realize that Latine means gay Latino. The macho South and Central Americans will be in an uproar. It's like rubbing salt to injury. :))

  • @countenanceblog
    @countenanceblog 4 дні тому +71

    "Beating around the Bush"
    That would have been a good pun if this was precisely 20 years ago.

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 3 дні тому +4

      Considering the democrats still believe they have the same power they did 20 years ago, I’d say it’s a nice wink to the audience

    • @shane99ca
      @shane99ca 2 дні тому

      Biden would doubtless agree. In 2020, he thought he was running against Bush.

  • @risknerd1772
    @risknerd1772 4 дні тому +59

    I know that this is parody...but, I am sure this actually happened at DNC.

  • @kemreaktion903
    @kemreaktion903 3 дні тому +6

    I don't think we said the word Russia enough this time around. Seems like we need to say it more than three times in one sentence.

  • @mgm2008
    @mgm2008 3 дні тому +1

    That's right, the fight is NOT over! Keep praying! Stay alert!!!

  • @SlavMarine
    @SlavMarine 4 дні тому +39

    Alright, everyone bookmark this and play it 4 years from now.
    Another Babylon Bee prophecy.

  • @jamesgazin9447
    @jamesgazin9447 4 дні тому +27

    I regret that I have but one LIKE to give to this video.

  • @BatMite19
    @BatMite19 4 дні тому +29

    "One of those little Mexican line thingies ..." HAH! 🤣

    • @shane99ca
      @shane99ca 2 дні тому +2

      Well, it's not like they actually expect you to be literate at college anymore. There's a reason the Web is full of Grammarly ads.

  • @tobyfitzpatrick3914
    @tobyfitzpatrick3914 3 дні тому +4

    Pay the celebrities twice as much

  • @googleuser2426
    @googleuser2426 3 дні тому +5

    I wish this weren't a documentary😅😂

  • @thesikamikanico
    @thesikamikanico 4 дні тому +37

    I don’t know who this lady is, but she’s oozing with talent

    • @ChandlerJuliet
      @ChandlerJuliet 3 дні тому +17

      Thank you! I love working with the Bee🙏🏻🐝

    • @eelchiong6709
      @eelchiong6709 2 дні тому +3

      You should see her colabs with JP.

    • @michellebrown5320
      @michellebrown5320 2 дні тому +5

      You should watch the Babylon bee series where liberals move to Texas.

    • @endless3cho
      @endless3cho День тому +2

      ​@@ChandlerJulietyou're awesome... awesomé!

    • @derphyn
      @derphyn День тому +1

      Whatever her rôle on the Bee, she mixes caricature with sincerity, thus making a comic-tragic character. Brava! (or should I say "Bravix"?)

  • @rogertorgersen9995
    @rogertorgersen9995 4 дні тому +36

    When satire is actually truth😅

  • @seanmurphy7011
    @seanmurphy7011 4 дні тому +30

    1:19 - My god, what have you done?

  • @christopher1678
    @christopher1678 3 дні тому +2

    Love the shout out to Brave Books! The art and book quality is amazing, and the stories are wonderfully cleaver with entertaining life lessons or morales. My 4-year old loves them! Especially the gorilla with the coconut bazooka. GO Team Brave!

  • @DanielWelsch
    @DanielWelsch 2 дні тому

    This is the best thing I've seen all week!

  • @TESORO-b1x
    @TESORO-b1x 4 дні тому +29

    I almost busted a gut when "Doug" began rubbing the other guy's shoulder.
    Hilarious.

  • @tomchidwick
    @tomchidwick 4 дні тому +21

    Hilarious. You guys are so good at this.

  • @pauldemeester9298
    @pauldemeester9298 4 дні тому +14

    Well said guys, whenever you’re tied with a problem, simply do more of what wasn’t working before,, double down,, and even if necessary, triple down,, because we all know when something doesn’t work, because we’re doing the wrong thing,, more of that very same thing always works, everybody knows that

    • @eddysgaming9868
      @eddysgaming9868 4 дні тому +2

      The real crazy thing is that this is exactly how they think.
      So delusional.

  • @freddiefreihofer7716
    @freddiefreihofer7716 2 дні тому +1

    Chandler, we love everything you do on UA-cam, both on the Bee and elsewhere! ♥♥

  • @cy8685
    @cy8685 3 дні тому +3

    Let’s all hope and pray liberal democrats don’t change a thing.

    • @shane99ca
      @shane99ca 2 дні тому

      "When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interrupt him." - Napoleon

  • @fredowen64
    @fredowen64 4 дні тому +15

    That was awesome...well done.

  • @ET3Roberts
    @ET3Roberts 4 дні тому +32

    La-Tinks

  • @MikeyDog
    @MikeyDog 4 дні тому +53

    Go with Latinz. The Latinz will love it.

  • @gleamtarrest6310
    @gleamtarrest6310 3 дні тому +4

    Jessie Smallette and Ella Emhoff 2028..

  • @Tentin.Quarantino
    @Tentin.Quarantino 2 дні тому +1

    “Two is a number”.
    Don’t know why, but that broke me 🤣😂

  • @IJustWatchYouTubeAllDay
    @IJustWatchYouTubeAllDay 4 дні тому +10

    3:59 he was so serious he put the glasses on twice (:

  • @tpsooner7816
    @tpsooner7816 4 дні тому +7

    Yeah! Two’s a number!

  • @rickraber1249
    @rickraber1249 4 дні тому +7

    These people are geniuses!

  • @JenningsFilmsinc
    @JenningsFilmsinc Годину тому +1

    People voted a felon into office because of the economy. As Bernie Sanders said, Democrats abandoned the working class. Republicans are already on track to do the same. We the working class need to stop settling for whoever panders to our vote without making meaningful, long- lasting change.

  • @josephesquivel4066
    @josephesquivel4066 2 дні тому +1

    Fantastic seeing Chandler back at Babylon Bee

  • @Mi-yc3oy
    @Mi-yc3oy 4 дні тому +7

    "2's a number!" 😂😂
    Gold 🌟 for ALL!!😂

  • @jodyhoo
    @jodyhoo 4 дні тому +29

    MAGA FOREVER!! 😂😂😂

    • @semineil
      @semineil 4 дні тому +2

      Hopefully it'll be KAG before long.

    • @defeqel6537
      @defeqel6537 4 дні тому

      MAGANDA FOREVER?

    • @SquirtlePower809
      @SquirtlePower809 2 дні тому

      ​@@semineilwhat is KAG?

    • @semineil
      @semineil 2 дні тому

      @SquirtlePower809 Keep America Great

  • @cliffordbruber2791
    @cliffordbruber2791 4 дні тому +6

    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over again and expecting different results. Par for the course for the Democrats. This is incredibly accurate.

  • @11C1P
    @11C1P 4 дні тому +4

    When you're a one trick pony & that one trick fails, you just have to try that one trick harder. What else are they going to do, learn new tricks?

  • @robertbraden4454
    @robertbraden4454 3 дні тому +1

    The Bee keeps killin it! Well done

  • @alexisesguerra2544
    @alexisesguerra2544 4 дні тому +7

    Haven’t even watched a second of this, and I’m giving it a thumbs up!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👍👍👍

  • @hebs36
    @hebs36 4 дні тому +6

    A:"Tim... (about to curse him out and fire him)"
    B:"Genius!"
    A:"I love it!"
    That was funny :D

    • @Kissfan96dr
      @Kissfan96dr 3 дні тому

      he has to love it, or he gets cancelled.

  • @joeyvitamins
    @joeyvitamins 4 дні тому +5

    Good to see Chandler back!

  • @bobdole2271
    @bobdole2271 3 дні тому +2

    Dammit, Tim! Get on board!

  • @Powerharp62
    @Powerharp62 2 дні тому +1

    You guys are brilliant!

  • @5ayes12
    @5ayes12 4 дні тому +8

    Really only one thing to fix-don't forget to hit the send button on the 15 million votes next time

  • @nickswildweather1308
    @nickswildweather1308 4 дні тому +7

    1:45 He's just gonna keep saying "stupid idiots", isn't he? 😂
    Edit: and she, "they're wrong not to like it." 😂

  • @perjetesi2811
    @perjetesi2811 4 дні тому +7

    I am a leftist and i approve this message! 😻😻😻

  • @sumdolt8948
    @sumdolt8948 2 дні тому +1

    We need to put ourselves further inbetween parents and their children. Oh and make sure fewer people can afford food

  • @tonypujals
    @tonypujals 3 дні тому +2

    On a concerned note, secretly recording democrats landed Nixon in a bit of trouble back in the 70s

  • @ttmissakjv1611
    @ttmissakjv1611 4 дні тому +5

    “Yeah, cuz we’re right.” 😂