Uploaded my entire live show I performed in Perth a couple of weeks ago by the way folks. Here it is ua-cam.com/video/GtYYH6VXsN0/v-deo.html in case you have absolutely fuck all to do today, yeah nah yeah watch the shit outta that ay.
@@0BRAINS0 , we can already see that he dejected your invitation for a one night stand. He was right to do so, he's a married man. Get over it and stop being bitter. :D
@True South the chippo is fun but i can deal with Barry the 50 year old drunk Westie and Troy the junkie It's Mohammed and his 57 cousins that are the problem But I'm drunk stumbling home and god damn want my mixed kebab extra meat lettuce, tomato, onion, hommous with both chilli & garlic sauces And it's a risk I'm willing to take.
It's a perfect example of "cat effect" . Not to be confused with" butterfly effect" though, for the simple reason that involves butterflies, not cats...duh
RSA Jay I have absolutely no idea who that is, and I have no interest in knowing if there’s a possibility that ozzy man could be doing whatever he does lol
I know what the that cat thinks. You can never prove it. I was not even close. I just tapped the TV, so what. It was a coincidence!!!! Absolutely never ever my fault he felt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I clean my paws all the time, nobody can prove it was me, just don't want any motor cycle paint on my paws. It was a coincidence besides I didn't kill him! 😈😈😈
3:07 What the audience doesn't know that the cat was actually part of the Rube Goldberg machine. Took them 5,164 hours to train it and teach it the basics of projectile motion and semi-elastic collisions, but it was aaaaaall worth it in the end.....so I'm told.....
You need to do some Audible narration. Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice, as read by Ozzyman E L James’s 50 Shades of Grey, as read by Ozzyman Plato’s The Rupublic, as read by Ozzyman. Basically, all books “Yeah nah, it’s a truth universally acknowledged, that a single bloke in possession of a lot of dosh, must be in want of a sheila.”
These are your best vids. Dodgy cats and animals attacking people. Funny in themselves but gut busting when you comment. So glad you do this, you guarantee me a good laugh, and that's hard to do. Thanks you beautiful bastard.
I love coming home at the end of the day, smoking a big, fat joint and laughing my ass off over your show...!! Absolutely brilliant narration, brother...!! Peace, love and respect from British Columbia...!!
Uploaded my entire live show I performed in Perth a couple of weeks ago by the way folks. Here it is ua-cam.com/video/GtYYH6VXsN0/v-deo.html in case you have absolutely fuck all to do today, yeah nah yeah watch the shit outta that ay.
Ozzy Man Reviews OMG are u kidding me!!!!
Ozzy Man Reviews I literally did a post an hour ago about all the cats hanging around my house!!! 🤣🤣🤣
What did you think of my little parody on that Thumbdrive I gave you?
I even have footage of a criminal snooping around my yard carrying a cat then he ditches it half way up the street running 😅😅😅
This is when u know the cat burglar is serious - he brings his own cat. Tru story 😅😅😅 ua-cam.com/video/vj2Rcca83VM/v-deo.html
The cocky really was an honourable bloke
I didn't know you were a boomer Cud
@@pojuaurelius4077 did you know ozzy has a little micropenis?
@@0BRAINS0
You do know that there is only one way for you to know this right?
@@0BRAINS0 , we can already see that he dejected your invitation for a one night stand. He was right to do so, he's a married man. Get over it and stop being bitter. :D
@@abelis644 his mother told me the other night.
1:45 Schrodinger's Cat
What would have been awesome is: the second time the bird opened the lid and the cat is lying there playing dead.
He is both dodgy and not dodgy simultaneously
Hahhahah.
Will the cat punch or not punch?
@James Miller gold!
Ah. Therapy is right on time. I was literally on the verge of a breakdown. Thanks Ozzy
Kay Kay thanks for watching ya legends!
@@ozzymanreviews YOU'RE A LEGEND!
@@ozzymanreviews No, thank *you* .
Take some deep breaths...it's gone be alright.
Same
"Nutshottery" is now my favourite word.
Mine too.
My favorite phrase is ozzy has a tiny member.
😂😂
@ *favourite
It should be added in the Oxford dictionary.. ahahahaha
"What is this, a King's Cross kebab shop on Saturday night??"
Took me 15 minutes to write this from the tears.
🤣 dodgy asf
Try doing a Lakemba kebab shop 2am Sunday
If you want a real challenge
@True South the chippo is fun but i can deal with Barry the 50 year old drunk Westie and Troy the junkie
It's Mohammed and his 57 cousins that are the problem
But I'm drunk stumbling home and god damn want my mixed kebab extra meat lettuce, tomato, onion, hommous with both chilli & garlic sauces
And it's a risk I'm willing to take.
Doubt
Fuck i lost my shit when he said this. Ive witnessed it too 😂😂
id like to think the ball wouldn't have made it in without that intervention from the cat.
Only thing more consistent than Death, Taxes and disappointing Season Finales:
1. Cats being dodgy
Duchi yoooooooo
He was such a politician with got but now hes honest about it
Facts
I’ll trust a crackhead more than I trust a cat
I've had cats most of my adult life (I'm 66, by the way). I like cats.
But they ARE dodgy.
The cocky opening the box, getting hit then going “right well fuck you then” and closing the box again was my favorite part!
Because of this guy i am an indian having a thick australian accent while i talk in my head 😭🇮🇳🇮🇳😂
gamer 45 fuck yes mate fuck yes!
that is happening with me as well, FUCK !
He literally added "fair dinkum" and "yeah nah" to my vocabulary.
Telstra is always after more.
So I wasn't the only one 😂
I believe that cat through multidimensional powers actually did knock that motorbike rider off his bike
Meow
It's a perfect example of "cat effect" . Not to be confused with" butterfly effect" though, for the simple reason that involves butterflies, not cats...duh
I was like "woaa big coïncidence" but then I realised it's probably a green screen.
I mean replacing the original video on the tv by another (green screen or just good editing).
Not sure tho.
Agreed
"Hey are these your balls?" never underestimate a cat's self talk, it can be deadly dangerous!
You’re the best! Cheers from Japan! Yay
How good is japan?
You have better English than most of the people that live here . 👍🏻
@Bringithome Donald *Sake
@@topcat8820 Are you American?
Wow, a Japanese that knows good English😱that's rare.
Ozzyman: Check
Cats: Double Check
Dodgy: Jackpot
Don't forget the nut smacks.
Kumar Kshirsagar - nut shottery
The trifecta.
The cockatoo and cat part was brilliant!
0:56 Clip had me in stitches 🤣
Same. I'm dying
Bro…. The cat straight up 🥊 and smiled 🤣
He was like, “yeahhh betch. Uh-huh. Thas me.”
I love it when a cockatoo goes full Patrick Stewart
For Normal people & cat lover, "bad kitty".
For Ozzyman & his fans - "dodgy arsehole.".. 🤣🤣🤣
1:24 so that's how I fell of my bike the other day
Yep....the cat did it
“Cold calculated nutshotary” 😂
'Twas.
My favorite clip was the video where that one cat is chilling with his bro and then that other one sneaks up behind them and just stares.😂😂
Michael McDoesn'tExist - someone else posted that he was chillin with his gf and the orange one was the wife coming home
Bro! UA-cam and the world is so lucky that you found a platform! Thank you for all the joy you bring! Have a great day my friend! :-)
"Are these your balls?" Had me creasing 😂
"Cold, calculated nut shottery". Love it!
Yes another vid of cats being dodgy😂😂
Wiri Tuhi it’s an evergreen field of gold.
Ozzy Man Reviews you aren’t wrong about that Ozzy Man😂
0:57 haha omfg that cat looks like he was going for the knockout 😂
Falcon Punch was pure brilliance! Thanks for that Ozzyman!
1:08 the sound effects tho 😂😂
When you started talking about audiobook I thought you were gonna be an option to read to us I would honestly love that
bl der so did I and so would I! This needs to happen
Look out R.C. Bray, Ozzyman is coming to Audible LOL
RSA Jay I have absolutely no idea who that is, and I have no interest in knowing if there’s a possibility that ozzy man could be doing whatever he does lol
1:26 lol "Scanners-esque" nice old school cult classic shout out!
3:05 ... ... if anything that cat actually made that feat all the more amazing and epic...
I concur.
1:22, I'm most concerned by the cat causally clearing herself after knocking the bloke off his bike
Idk about you but i always wash my hands when im done with work
I know what the that cat thinks. You can never prove it. I was not even close. I just tapped the TV, so what. It was a coincidence!!!! Absolutely never ever my fault he felt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I clean my paws all the time, nobody can prove it was me, just don't want any motor cycle paint on my paws. It was a coincidence besides I didn't kill him! 😈😈😈
That is what I tell the cat, make it look like an accident!
2:16 when you're with your girlfriend chilling and your wife gets home.
The running cat was gf...
Yeah especially when she owns the house in the first place mate.
Anyone know where I can find the original?
@@FallenWolf64 Wife owns nothing.
"Hey, are these your balls?" 😂😂
King's Cross kebab shop at Saturday night 😂😂I'm from London, that sounds so relatable
Here's me face.
That has to be the greatest catchphrase of all time, it really does.
You are seriously one of the few you tubers that can make me laugh in almost every single video you post
01:33 It's just the next level of touch screen TV's mate.
"Stop doing that shit, Tim! Man, you're weird!" 😂😂😂😂
The tale of the cockatoo and cat has to become a mainstream tale
I've never enjoyed swearing more than I do when listening to OzzyMan commentary. Brilliant.
0:57 had me rolling with the smash bros adlib... GAME
“More consistent than death, taxes and disappointing season finales” 🤦♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think that cat just found it's partner with a little side kitty action at 2:18
3:07 What the audience doesn't know that the cat was actually part of the Rube Goldberg machine. Took them 5,164 hours to train it and teach it the basics of projectile motion and semi-elastic collisions, but it was aaaaaall worth it in the end.....so I'm told.....
That Cockatoo rescued a gorgeous charcoal Bengal .
You need to do some Audible narration.
Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice, as read by Ozzyman
E L James’s 50 Shades of Grey, as read by Ozzyman
Plato’s The Rupublic, as read by Ozzyman.
Basically, all books
“Yeah nah, it’s a truth universally acknowledged, that a single bloke in possession of a lot of dosh, must be in want of a sheila.”
HAhaha nice! People are missing that brilliant quote because it's hidden and "read more" :(
I think you are right, ozzyman could Re fackn vive reading
The Bible narrated by Ozzy
James, have you heard 50 Shades narrated by... Gilbert Gottfreid? 🤣
Which brings to mind the Botanist on UA-cam Crime pays but botany doesn't. He is a rockstar! Always reminds me of ozzie man.
I can't stop laughing at the "nut-shottery" 😂😂😂😂
That cat moving like a xenomorph cracked me =))))))
I shouldn’t watch your videos at the nurses station at work on 3rd shift!!!
LOVE your videos and I LOVE cats!!! Thank you for the laughs!!!
"Falcon Punch" got me rolling!!
You can see the moment when that monk finally gives up. The despair on his face where he just sighs, looks at the camera, and thinks "auh fuckit.."
You’re awsome ozzyman
jose juarez back at ya!
Cat : excuse me...
Doggo : turns
Cat : *QUALCOMM..PUNCH*
😂
Poor doggo is traumatized
.
Fuck yes mate...fuck yes
LOL 🤣 the bird and the cat is my favorite part 😂😂👍🕊️💚
That cat and the monk was pretty adorable. I’m not made of Stone. Take my upvote sir.
completely my cat when I meditate or do yoga. he gets bored when I ignore him though, man cats are annoying ! xD
"Yeah Nahh Yeah" is part of my vocabulary now
1:08 is truly hilarious 😂😂,and proves,one man's pain is another one's pleasure.
It official this guy and channel is my antidepressant I’ve never needed it more then right now ❤️❤️🤣😂🤣😂😆😆😆
You cure my depression 😂
Love your vids Ozzy Man! Thanks for sharing "your face" with the world!
If the last one had failed the cat would have gone to Destination F.
nah, it was all the cats plan.
That sith cat with the telekinetic powers sent that dude on the motorcycle to Destination F.
Omg that timing of the cat to hit the Motorbike on the tv at the moment it is crashing. I can understand thats a big wtf moment.
2:00 that table has some creepy chair eyes...
they're plotting something
You still have one of the best, pure channels here. After me Mums burial, this helped.
1:15 I CANT STOP CRYING
These are your best vids. Dodgy cats and animals attacking people. Funny in themselves but gut busting when you comment. So glad you do this, you guarantee me a good laugh, and that's hard to do. Thanks you beautiful bastard.
Another brilliant, dodgy video, thank you Ozzy for cheering me up!
1:08 that cat just ball tagged him
Cat's manta-
Eat, sleep, be dodgy, repeat.
Mantra*
Manta Ray?
- Don't touch me!
- Sorry, I have to.
Hi ozzy man and greetings from Egypt 🇪🇬
Hey Egypt!
@Janik Bily Hey Slovakia!!
I love coming home at the end of the day, smoking a big, fat joint and laughing my ass off over your show...!!
Absolutely brilliant narration, brother...!!
Peace, love and respect from British Columbia...!!
0:57 *Jab, jab, CROSS*
Kitty got some boxing training I see
Tom cat, as in Tommy Hearns cat
That video at the end, the cat could see the ball wasn’t in the right place so he was making it go into the glass at the bottom of the stairs 😅
I've never rewinded to watch a bit again so much in a vid.
The Falcon Punch sound effect has me dying over here. Hahahaha😂😂😂😂
That was bloody genius! 😂
"Hey are these your balls?"- Dodgy cat 2020
Dude ,
you guy's can't tell me that the cat and the bird video was just perfect.
I love it I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
That Monk was so close to achieving _Purvana_
DWC15 - bud umm kish
Yeah nah yeah, fair dinkum good stuff
"Hey where are you going? Ah fu*k a duck!" 😂
I say that last line all the time 😂
I love it 😻 and I just rescued a cat‼️ perfect timing to da best Aussie alive 😹
Nut shot made me laugh way harder then it should of. XD
I love the dodgy cat videos, more please.
"I used to be a bus driver, then I was a sex pest , and now I'm an even bigger asshole" 😂😂😂
Thanks ozzieman, I finally named my cat dodgy 😻🙀
3:46 Points out to audience when says cats ...and points out to himself when says lions ...😂
You can always rely on ozzy man to put a smile on your face 🤣🤣🤣
"This one moves like a xenomorph" I lost it! 😂🤣
"Curiosity killed the cat, but the satisfaction brought it back."
You blew my mind with your Scanners references, most don't know what I'm talking about when I bring it up. Thanks
If ozzy man was a teacher I'd be more focused on the lecture.
Even though he has a dick so small he needs nanotechnology to catheter it so he can piss or as oz says best, I gotta mist?
Ahhh He would Ozzy Review the syllabus and you’d get nowhere !!
LMAO!!! My Cat "swatted" my Balzac one morning after a shower....🐱🔪🍒...🤯
The third to last clip is a cheating kitty getting caught in the act.
Audiobook: Audible hopes you have enjoyed this program.
Me: Yeah, Ozzyman rocks
Ozzy man is a world treasure. 🌏🌎🌍
Dude these cat videos are the best!! 😂😂😂😂
Imagine ozzyman doing a whole audio book
I know I've said it before, but it bears repeating, Ozzy Man is one of only, like, 4 or 5 channels worth watching on here.
This needs a spinoff called "Dogs Being Catchy".