Ozzy Man Reviews: Dogs Being Dodgy
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- Опубліковано 11 гру 2021
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SOURCE VIDEOS:
1. Cat whack: Josh Tomkins (Ozzy Man’s Video Licensing Exclusive)
2. Dog Whack: Joy Dawson (Ozzy Man’s Video Licensing Exclusive)
3. Cookie Thief: Marissa Wick tinyurl.com/2aw6hndk
4. Clothesline: (Viral Hog) tinyurl.com/ybsfkts3
5. Scooter: (Newsflare) tinyurl.com/5n6eu2fw
6. Package Thief: (Jukin Media) tinyurl.com/2p8wrmwa
7. Mantis: Mark Austin (Ozzy Man’s Video Licensing Exclusive)
8. Sheepdog: (Newsflare) tinyurl.com/2p8zpmuu
9. Water Hump: Jack Colantuono (Ozzy Man’s Video Licensing Exclusive)
10. Humping Hounds: Giselle Scot-Deerie (Ozzy Man’s Video Licensing Exclusive)
11. Air Hump: Nichole Lloyd-Jones (Ozzy Man’s Video Licensing Exclusive)
12. Missionary Dogs: Hugo Silva (Ozzy Man’s Video Licensing Exclusive)
13. Dog v Kangaroo: Jeremy Dahlsen (Ozzy Man’s Video Licensing Exclusive)
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Thanks for the great content ya legend, we appreciate it.
ALL THE BEST!!!!
Hey Ozzy man greetings from Morocco
Have a great bloody day mate
Ozzy Man for president of the United States 2024! We definitely need a true legend to get this country out of the shambles that prior and current dimwits have thought it would be funny to see us try and fight our way out of
I lived on a dairy farm. A stray dog came along one day and decided to stay with us. He was a friendly little black mongrel and I loved him, but when he tried to help me herd the cows at milking time he always chased some of them off in the wrong direction. His heart was in the right place but he was fair dinkum stupid.
Well, how was he supposed to know?
@@meaghan4601 Wet donut churros you say? I'm sold!
@@axelhopfinger533 I mean, they kinda sound delicious... :D
@@K1ddkanuck At this point with theirtube condoning spammers we can only laugh.
+1 for heart ; -1 for direction :)
" Look at them, look at them! Full throttle missionary on the bloody patio " 😂😂
2:04 Some of the sheep in the back are so giddy to be chasing the dog, they keep doing little “woohoo” jumps.
hahahah. That made it even funnier
The dog stealing the scooter 🤣
The fact that kid is gonna grow up with the traumatic memory of having her scooter stolen by a small dog with a pretentious haircut.
For real. That's like us getting robbed by one of the Jackson 5
Probably not lol.
I'm definitely adding "domesticated softcock" to my roasting go-to's
Same! That one got me too 😂😂😂
Agreed
😂 me too
It takes one to know one.
@@TheRealSamPreece Ofc a pastor would know a thing or two about cocks
The dog stealing the scooter made my day. That was so ridiculous.
"Full Throttle Missionary" sounds like an action flick about a Jehovah's Witness who is out for vengeance.
I am a kennel tech, can safely say that I have never seen dogs do missionary. Funniest shit I've seen in a long time.
agreed. Fucking full throttle eh haha
Can I ask if you’ve seen a dog jumping off the ground with each stroke, like that scruffy grey one?
@@vonteflon Not until this vid, very funny too 😂
Missionary on a Hardcore level too 😂😂😂
I guess you *can* an old dog new tricks
Yeah, for a dog trying to herd, it's generally a bad sign when the herd animals start chasing you down. XD
This review wouldn't have fulfilled without a dodgy dog fighting a kangaroo.
The roo was looking to drown the dog, I've seen a few videos of kangaroos luring dogs into the water where they dont have a chance.
@@alkalk8938 - I had to save mine from a boomer in a river. Scary shit. How an owner can just film that shows they have no idea how quick a roo will killa dog.
Poor roos only defence is water, too many are chewed apart by feral dogs with with feral owners. Cruel bastards
Those owners sucked. Kangeroos are waiting for the dogs to get into water to drown them. But hey anything for a video am i right
@@aardvarkbiscuit2677
Who said it was the mongrel's mongrel owner filming the incident?!
Maybe it was someone who values kangaroos - and couldn't give a shit about a dog allowed to run loose. 🤔
"Just let the Kangaroo have a swim."
Yeah just.....If a Kangaroo goes in the water that's not an intimation for a nice chill session.
It's an invitation to become a statistic.
do you watch that guy with all the cool animal facts who says the facts in a funny way?
The joys of following Casual Geographic
@@RedRoseRiot7 Straight UP the dude is AMAZING. Love his content.
@@TheRibottoStudios lol casual geographic was the first thing I thought about when I saw that clip, I’m glad I wasn’t alone 😂
@@Angrytinydog I’m glad no ones missing out on the laughs between both these great channels 👍
The sudden "this is pathetic" when the dog was fighting the mantis made my day lol
Get we plz get the last lap of the F1 with you talking over it it would be so good plz do it
I second this
Yeah yeah yeah nah yeah furshure👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏Pleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeee do it
fack yes mate!
Good content, c’mon man!
The Ozzy man talks over shit. That's what he does. If you want to watch F1 goes to an F1 channel
“Stolen by a small dog with a pretentious fuck*n hair cut” ahahahahahhaa I died laughing
Other Tubers try to make their ads funny and worth watching, Ozzy man delivers. Hell, I might buy me a dog bed and I don't even have damn dog, lol
Thats the spirit Jim
i rekon! I was like ... hmm surely I know someone with a dog and that deserves a present
Finally, after making several "cats are dodgy" compilations there's a bit of a balance in the conversation
Ueah, but tbf, dogs have good intentions most of the time. There are no bad dogs. Some dogs have been driven bad. But in their hearts, dogs are are the most selfless, honorable ZOOMIES loving creatures.
Cats are legit dodgy. Ours bites the shit out of my wife every other day. Just plain dodgy.
All cats in disguise trying to tarnish dogs good reputation no doubt
Ever seen that clip on the net... Cat chases French bulldog. 😂
Kangaroos are actually known for fights with Dingos in the wild, they use water tactic by grabbing the dogs head and holding it under the water
Really! Wow!
Is that a territorial thing?
@@Mortthemoose search youtube for Roo versus dogs in water.
I think its just defense
@@Mortthemoose Defense. Dingo packs hunt kangaroos so kangaroos don't like dingo's (and dogs). They flee into the water but if a dingo or dog follows them, they grab them and try to drown them.
Oh fuck that’s intense
I want you to comment the last night epic race of the Formula One championship, it would be awesome!
Controversial
f9
Hard pass
Yes please
Dive bombs
Some of those sheep were bouncing as if going “WOOHOO, GET THE FURRY LITTLE BARKER!”.
Thanks again for your great video.JDS
I see your hair is coming back nicely 👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🇨🇦🇨🇦
I was just going to say the same thing haha
I could barely keep walking on the treadmill, you made me laugh so. Thanks, Ozzy Man.
Dogs get away with so much because they've got the "man's best friend" title. They can be as dodgy as any animal, perhaps more so because they're smart.
You had me until you said dog's are smart. I love dogs but when I think of them the first thing that comes to mind isn't "smart" and I'm not even sure they are anywhere close to the top of the chain when it comes to intelligence in the animal kingdom.
@@svscared They aren't the top of the animal world, but they were smart enough to fool mankind.
The dog stealing the scooter might just be the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
I've been laughing for a solid three minutes at "full-throttle missionary"
Two hours ago, my 9 year old dog was so excited that my dad pulled in the driveway (like he does every day) that he pissed on the floor. So I just let him out to see my dad while I clean it up. He goes out there while my dad is getting groceries and s***s in the driveway, which my dad proceeds to step in... Copper is happy everyone is home though. And I refuse to believe any of this was strategic. He is the sweetest boy.
Dog: younger hooman! Clean my piss. Older hooman! Pick up my poop. lol
3:00 roos go into water when being chased then try to grab and drown whatevers after them. If a roo tries seducing you into sharing a hot tub, run.
Trash pandas are the same way. Lure a dog into deeper water and then climb onto their head. Jerks.
I'd much prefer having a Root in the Hot Tub than having a Roo in the Hot Tub.
They say that dogs are man’s best friend. But I’ve never in my life to my WORST enemy, ever stared directly in someone’s eyes, while taking a dump on their floor.
Savage level bro
I love his animal videos lol they're some of his best videos and some of his best content without a doubt!
Wet donuts.. without a doubt.
I can't unsee some of that. You don't have to share all your burdens with us...lol!
So glad to see this, rough weekend. Thanks mate ♥️
Those Praying Mantises get me every time! They are savage and fearless!!😂
The honey badgers of the insect world.
@@youneedyourmedication Exactly! 😂
@@youneedyourmedication that’s 100 times more bad ass though. That’s like a honey badger trying that shit on a full grown African elephant
Til they meet a Rainbow Mantis... Bless us all those things aren't 200 fucking pounds.
KARATE!
the dog placed the order, then had it delivered to the neighbor so his owner would not find out....
2:55 to 3:35 its a good thing that kangaroo wasn't closer to the water cause that fog would of died
Our border collie ate an entire Christmas cake in the back of the wagon on the way to grandmas. Stealthy bastard. How it didn't spew 2 kg of raisins and dried fruit is a miracle.
Lucky it didn't kill him
Our boxer ate a dozen Christmas cookies one year (they were drying and we didn’t know she could reach)….. She threw up, and literally everything she touched with her face got covered with this green slime 😂
I had to save this video for the morning.
You make my mornings great Ozzy!
Much needed. Many more needed. Ones addressing the barking.
The sheep herding dog was actually just herding them in a very new and creative way. Leading rather than chasing.
Did someone train their dogs to become porch pirates? Not sure if that's absolutely insane or just batshit, mister evil level, sinister 🤔
Betcha that was a box-o-treats. They can smell ‘em.
Doggo says “gold mine”!
Great vid, deffo not been out 13 seconds...
"Baa baa black sheep have you any wool" not today leave us the fu*k alone 😂
Kangaroo. The T-Rex of the marsupials.
Those dogs doing it in missionary position has scared more than I imagined it would
i'll admit, it was distirbing...
The little girls scooter 😭
The karate mantis had be rolling. Good shit.
The mantis kung fu for the win every time.
My dog is incredibly dodgy. The other day he *deliberately* waited until I was in the shower before he launched his attack on the garbage can. I came out to trash strewn all over the kitchen floor and a $300 vet bill when he made himself sick.
Never thought about this, but Kangaroos and T rex kinda have the same body shape.
Naja geht so
What've you been smoking?
I made a tiny xmas light kangaroo for my boyfriend. He thought it was a t-rex🤦♀️so yeah, agreed
@@Hrodn Put on ur glasses old man.
@@Hrodn weed
I love you, Ozzy Man! And I finally get to see the man behind the laughs. I have been rolling over laughing at Dodgy Dogs.
"Full throttle missionary on the bloody patio. Just trashy. Crikey."
I died hearing that 😂🤣🔥💯😎❤️
dogs being dogs
Kangaroos are the most australian thing that has ever existed
they look like they drank beer instead of milk growing up
"Full Throttle Missionary..!!" 🤣
Porch pirating pooch. Thats a new one
I have always thought that boxer dogs look so confused all of the time.
All Boxers share a single brain cell, and Venmo it to one another.
That's because they are. *...all* the time.
Having a dog seems cute at first. Then you realise your stuck with a 1 tear old baby for 12-15 years.
'Anything that Can be Humped, Shall be Humped !'
My favorite Gandalf quote
That kangaroo was definitely going to drown that dog lol
I have seen enough Casual Geographic videos to know how dangerous 2:55 was for the dog and how reckless it was for the owner to just film that!!
Ps: Kangaroo's biggest predator is an australian type of dog called Dingo that hunts them in packs. To defend himself, the Kangaroo will go to a lake and wait for these dogs to come to him and attack. In there, if one of them follows him, he will lock the dog in a choke hold and drown them!!
Speaking of barking, I walked past a magpie today that was mimicking dog barking! Poor Maggie must live near a dog that doesn't shut up.
The video we all needed
Thanks man ☺️
The missionary was actually a spreadie to the Gods interrupted.
Fun fact: the canguru was on the water cause it's a war crime tactic of his, he lures the opponent to the water where he drown them by holding them underwater, they have the advantage of being bipedal so they are taller and can go deeper in the water
Was just about to say this. They’re savages
Kangaroo?
Love the factoid🤩
Yeah, definitely meant to say kangaroo XD
Do they spell kangaroo differently in other parts of the world or was this just a massive error trying to spell it like how it sounds 😂
You're gonna get a lot of heat for this 😂
As he should 😎🔥❤
Your commentary is one of a kind, so good
"Ba ba Black ship have you any wool?" "What about you leave me tf alone??!" I died
Bro! Somebody looks healthy. Glad to see that. Love your content Ozzy!! Cheers from California 🤙🍻
Was he sick?
It's summer sun.
I've been watching ozzy a few years now. As a young comedian he seemed fairly slim. Then as a successful youtuber I sorta noticed he was a tiny bit plumpier. He looks a bit slimmer while also healthy to me now in my opinion. As a person who has recently lost some weight due to reestablishing healthier eating habits I am gladly thrilled to see ozz looking good and feel my self-motivation reinforced by seeing someone I like looking healthy. If he has been taking better care of himself I just wish I could tell him "good job!".
@@mrEofPlanetEarth oh man. You had me scared he was sick.
Kangaroos lead predators to waters in order to drown them in self-defense
Mantis! Love it, funny stuff!
I read the title so quick I thought it's "dogs being doggy"
My dog is a secret agent from Russia... I'm pretty sure.
Exactly what I needed right now
Awwww Boxers are such Jesters and Noble Scardy Cats. But also destructive beasts if left alone Lol.
So funny. Thanks Ozzy man.and Merry Christmas to you and your family 👍
ILLONA thanks, same to you from Dmitri
You've lost so much weight Ozzy man 👏🏼👏🏼🔥 massive progress mate. Proud of ya, keep the funny videos coming 😂
3:21 “Australia’s a hot place” - um, Ozzyman, there’s freakin’ SNOW on the ground there.
Merry christmas ozzy man ya legend
I haven’t came this quick since I was a young man
Genuine question, was the Amazon package thief a Boxer? 🐕
Nope.
😂😂😂😂
Awesome video. Couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for sharing.
Crikey! I remember subbing to you on liveleak a hundred years ago. Great to see you still delivering the goods!
Yay! I’ve just been missing some Ethan in my life 💕💗
Thank you Oz! Happy Holidays mate ❤🔥😎
Times like these are in desperate need for Ozzy Man Reviews!❤️
“Go on you little muppet” is going to be my new saying for the rest of this year and maybe next.
A muppet is a term we use for someone that's a bit of a moron, so you can use it lots of times, Mate XD
First. Love from the Fiji Islands 🇫🇯
Is that water from a mountain or just from the city tap?
Dogs being dodgy... Dogdgy
Dogs doing the deed in the missionary position has me dying.
"Cruising for a bruising" it's been awhile since ive heard that lol
Ozzy man's been hitting the gym!!!!
Looking good, hopefully healthy.
Much love man!
Let's not forget what the dogs do with their doo doo. Right in the middle of the bloody yard.
Gooooo Dodgy Pets 💕👍🏻 gotta love them!
Lmfao! The dog and the scooter… funniest part is that’s a helper dog 😂
My dog passed away today, this video brought back some good memories, thanks Ozzy man ❤
@Steven Ward thanks man, they really are. He'll be waiting up there getting all the walks and treats he wants. We might get one sometime soon, it will just take time to get used to ❤
@Steven Ward thats awesome dude, I'm sure bear and my dog (Buzz) can do some fun stuff up there. Glad Milly has been a great companion aswell. I appreciate you ❤
When you cross an aggressive dog with a computer, what do you get?
A lot of bites
Bytes*
1:35, That mantis is going through what every dark souls player goes through
1:30 “Pooch Pirate” would have been perfect
Live life like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, then piss on it and walk away.