i like that sad boyz episodes will be titled “stanley cups are out of control” and then like 5 minutes in they’re talking about depression and having deceased mothers
omg this reminds me that TWICE it happened twice to me, i was at work and two separate customers tried to touch my hair, one succeeded, i was enraged but I didn't lash out since yk, work, but they both told me (this was on separate occasions btw) "oh but your hair is so pretty" all i said was "i know. but no you can't touch it" then one of them told me "oh believe me i also hate my hair being touched" well then WHY'D YOU TOUCH MINE goddamn these ppl have zero limits
whew the amount of times people have tried to touch my hair. i dont understand the inclination. whenever i see nice hair i never feel the need to touch it.
Dude I work at a bar that's very tourist heavy and I literally had a woman offer me 50 dollars to touch my hair because "She's from a small town and doesn't see hair like that ever", and like I took the 50 dollars ngl but I was still so weirded out 😮💨
Reminds me of being told as a kid, "Look with your eyes, not with your hands". I'm not great with social interactions, but I managed to grasp this one.
57:17 I am white, so I have less experience than you guys of course, but I am preetty convinced the hair touching specifically is a race thing, or at least race motivated by at least a large number of people. I have pretty curly hair (2c -3a so nothing crazy but I've been told that's pretty curly for a white prrson) and have gotten a decent nner of compliments on my hair, but never has has someone asked if they could touch my hair let alone just tried to touch it. So it's gootta be at least partly a race thing. I know I'm preaching to the choir and this isn't really a question being asked, just thought I'd put in my experience as a data point.
I just have straightish wavy hair and some people have touched mine, both without asking and with. It’s mostly been black kids but it’s still only happened a few times. Ive always thought my hair color (reddish dark blonde that turns light golden blonde with some sun) makes it more appealing to some-it’s just different in comparison
i have the same experience as a white person with 3C curly hair. i get a ton of compliments on my hair but it's rare for people to touch it without asking. might be because i live in southern california, but i think it's gotta be a race thing, at least in part.
Damn, I most really come across as vulnerable or something. I've had people I barely know touch my hair, im white and my hair is thick and straight to the point it's hard to style...weird
I got in trouble in kindergarten for "boing-ing" another white girl's long curls without asking and it remains one of my greatest mortifications. The idea that grown adults do that kinda stuff is mind boggling
Sad Boyz, as a closeted trans man for almost 8 years, you guys consistently show me amazing examples of what it means to be a man. Love coming into this space and spending my virtual time with some fantastic role models, thank youuuuu
Trans man here, HARDCORE AGREED!! Also, I hope you get to feel what it's like outside of the closet one day. The awkward phase between "girl who can walk into a women's room w/o harassment" & "not dudely enough to avoid scrunity in either bathroom" is rough, but... Everything else about getting to live your life & finding the right people is fucking amazing! Just take care of yourself, okay?? 💖
Jarvis has talked about how important it was to have people who steered him onto the right path when he was a young man and wants to be that for other young men, too 🥹 I’d say he’s been pretty damn successful.
i love seeing that ivy blossom tiktok without the context that shes parodying another tiktokker who deleted her tiktok after getting made fun of XD they figured it out but it really does say a lot about the cleantok community that it took them a few minutes to come around to "oh, this is absolutely elaborate bait, okay"
Bruh i had an afro in middle school and people were ridiculous about it. At one point im sitting in class and someone ends up getting gum in their hair and shit comes to turn out that someone was trying to throw gum in my hair so they could get me to cut it cause "they wanted to know how id look without it". A kid stole my hair pick and i got in trouble for trying to get it back after the teacher just ignored the kid after he took it. And this was in So Cal.
Note that the real issue with Drake is not that he’s biracial, but that he doesn’t have a cultural root in black American identity, which is as unique as Caribbean, African, or black British culture.
@@femme-roo I like how you took my joke comment seriously and decided to give another claim to support the point of the original comment, I'm not being sarcastic here.
@@ACE360xI mean that's because both British and Canadian slang have a lot of similar influences, esp patois and Somali. It's not a shocker that a British colony with a similar diaspora would end up with similar slang. HOWEVER man's a fraud cause he didn't grow up in the ends he was a soft ass TV star who grew up in one of the most expensive neighborhoods here. If he stayed playing the soft boy pop rap angle no one would be coming at him like this, people can just smell something's up when he tries to act hard.
I heard 'be our Mom-ala' and wanted to scrub my ears off my head, except that I also didn't want that to be the last thing I heard before deafening myself.
57:00 I really appreciate Jordan talking about the erosion concept. I deal with microaggressions due to disabilities a lot. It's not really commonly addressed enough yet, So the gaslighting associated is often really strong. This made me realize how many virtue signaling ableist people I've felt like this around. 😬
Dude, YES. 100%!! I usually feel the need to justify EVERYTHING. Like... My accessibility needs, my energy levels, not being productive enough [or conversely, why I'm able to do something today that I can't usually], etc. It's rough...
I went to highschool with golden I didn’t rlly know him but we talked a couple times and I would see him in the hallways so wild to see bro blow up. Inspirational fr
First and foremost: never touch any part of another human being without permission. Hair, skin, mobility aid - nothing. Don't. I have touched a sheep, and I would be concerned for the health and wellbeing of a fellow human being if I touched their hair and thought it was remotely similar. Sheep live outside. Their wool is covered in a naturally occurring waxy substance called lanolin, which is waterproof. For human hair to feel like a sheep would mean that that human has not washed their hair in some time.
all I could think of during the bit about random people thinking they could just touch your hair was a friend I had in high school. for her specifically rather than being racially motivated she was a natural redhead so random (white, adult) women would just come up to her and start touching her hair from the time she was a toddler. all I could think of the whole time was her being like 'why did they think that was okay. it was weird and creepy.' because yeah! it is! it is weird and creepy to touch someone's hair without their permission!!!
Omg opaz 💀💀💀 my head was like opal + topaz = opaz, of course! It sounded so wrong but it’s also so close to being right I didn’t clock if it was actually real or not lmfaooo. As soon as she showed us her own bathroom and was like “our DiRtY fRiEnDsSss can’t come in hereee they don’t know how to shit right!” I was laughing 💀 such a well done parody, she killed it
my italian grandma used to have a plastic cover over this one couch from italy and we could not even sit on it and if we did it would crinkle LMFAOJDJFFJ
robo cars wouldn't actually "remove the middle man" for uber eats or door dash, right now they force all the cost of buying and maintaining vehicles onto the drivers, having to pay for all of that would make any "savings" from replacing drivers vanish. What's keeping uber eats and door dash from being profitable are the costs for computer hardware, executive pay, and repaying debt from loans.
49:07 okay but kurtis did this same pronunciation of twitter once, i know you’ve all seen it in those “kurtis conner mispronouncing things” compilations
weirdly, you three talking about the pursuit of greater things changed my outlook on some things. like it made me sit back and realize that, yes, I've been pursuing these things I want but I haven't enjoyed the process. I think I tend to forget that in order to get somewhere, I also have to put effort in to walk that path in the first place. I can't just jump to greatness, and even when I get to greatness, there's a new puzzle for me to solve. its something I've heard a million times that I should "enjoy the journey," but putting that phrase in the context of pursuing something flipped a switch. like damn I need to get off my ass if I want to reach my goals and have fun along the way.
I'm mixed, not black but indigenous, and I find your guys podcast super comforting in that aspect. our culture has our own beliefs about mixed people but I feel like no matter where you're from its always just kind of a confusing experience. there's no blueprint for us. so I just really appreciate that you guys share yourselves and by doing that hold space for the rest of us like you. aside from that, as a woman recently I've noticed a lot of subtle gross behavior from male influencers who I used to look up to n that really hurts and I know I'm not the only one who's felt that. in contrast I love how gentle, safe and welcoming the vibe you guys bring to this space is. im pretty politically active and it's exhausting and painful sometimes but things like this feel like a glimpse into the beautiful future we're building for the coming generations. it might seem kinda ridiculous saying this about a mostly lighthearted and chill podcast lol but yk. you guys are beautiful ✨️✨️ keep doing what ur doing
~1:24:00 Ok, so ... here's the thing. You can receive a fine for not picking up your dog's excrement when you are in a city limit. There is a reason for that - because if everyone let their dog's poop just hang out, it would literally destroy the ecosystem in water systems in the area. So my question is,,, if you were to apply this same concept to human waste, what really makes her think that it's more sanitary to have all of her guests shit in her yard, as opposed to in the toilet inside. . . ?
Totally relate to the talk about “success” and how chasing those goal posts can make you feel lost. I did all the things I was “supposed” to do. Went to college, got an engineering degree, got an aerospace job, became an engineer, got promoted, got my own apartment, got a dog… suddenly at 24 I was completely directionless and more depressed than I’d ever been. Im turning 29 this year and just now feel like I’m getting past that period of my life and into the part where I’m truly getting to know myself and figure out what happiness is to me. Life is strange.
just wanted to let you guys know that I had a dream last night that you guys were interviewing me and my boyfriend about sleeping on a full size mattress as two people.
i think the implication is that both germaphobia and astrology (as well as yoga, etc to some extent) are silly and annoying (not my opinion, as a fellow germaphobe)
yall have no idea how good it feels to see so much incredible black/white mixed kid representation in one room (its genuinely part of the reason why i tune in when I can too)
ive never encountered 24kgoldn before and i kept getting distracted from what he was saying by just listening to how insanely attractive his voice is so looking forward to going and checking out his music lmao
Bros it was a satire video about shitting in a yard and you didn't even finish it. It was so obvious. You didn't even see a single other hole in the yard.
43:00 this is called Enshittification. Cory Doctorow has some really good articles about Uber and their awful actions (Including trying to destroy cities). This is just a rant sorry no one asked but i really dislike the way people talk about "AI" because they're not real. There's no such thing as "AI." They're generative programmes based on databases that are scraped from all over the internet. "AI" is a sci-fi term and character trope that these corporations require people to think these programmes are like in order to keep pushing this cultic nonsense. "AI" is not replacing people. Capitalists are doing what they've always done. Okay sorry bye thanks for the pod
Automatic regen braking on electric cars makes for an unpleasant experience for everyone else behind them. If you have an electric car, do everyone else a favor and turn it off. Some Tesla drivers love turning it up to max and essentially brake with no brake lights when letting off the accelerator.
i could never relate to walking around the house bare-footed collecting all that dirt and debris, unless you have a sparkly clean floor specifically for that purpose like in some cultures
I got this point from somewhere else i forgot but i feel like these uber and doordash things wouldnt actually work with self driving cars. Because part of the whole thing is that Uber doesnt actually own any of the cars, so they don't have to deal with any of the maitenance or liability. If an uber driver crashes, it's on the driver. If a self-driving uber crashes, it'll be on the company. I feel crazy when nobody brings up how the company that came up with "taxi service but we dont own any of the taxis" probablt wont do too well buying a bunch of taxis.
Lmao i dont think he was telling drake he couldn’t say it because he’s biracial, it’s moreso the biting off of other diasporic black culture whenever he needs new clout/new sound to make bank off of and then going on his merry way the rest of the time
Fun Fact: The line Jarvis mentioned from Industry Baby at 1:10:35 actually isn't a Jack Harlow line, it's a paraphrased quote from the song Computers by Rowdy Rebel feat. Bobby Shmurda
I dated a black girl for a bit and I remember her offering me to feel her hair while on a date. I was kinda like “ok?” I didn’t understand until later that that was like a thing. I’ve never just had the urge to touch someone’s hair regardless of race
Shit was mad fun
Jordan is still wanting those CK's by the way
i like that sad boyz episodes will be titled “stanley cups are out of control” and then like 5 minutes in they’re talking about depression and having deceased mothers
Well they arent sad cause of stanly cups, kiki!!
i mean, it is a podcast about feelings and other things also
You can say "you have beautiful hair" and walk away instead of petting a person's hair like they're a dog
omg this reminds me that TWICE it happened twice to me, i was at work and two separate customers tried to touch my hair, one succeeded, i was enraged but I didn't lash out since yk, work, but they both told me (this was on separate occasions btw) "oh but your hair is so pretty" all i said was "i know. but no you can't touch it" then one of them told me "oh believe me i also hate my hair being touched" well then WHY'D YOU TOUCH MINE goddamn these ppl have zero limits
THIS part like we are puppies
whew the amount of times people have tried to touch my hair. i dont understand the inclination. whenever i see nice hair i never feel the need to touch it.
Dude I work at a bar that's very tourist heavy and I literally had a woman offer me 50 dollars to touch my hair because "She's from a small town and doesn't see hair like that ever", and like I took the 50 dollars ngl but I was still so weirded out 😮💨
Reminds me of being told as a kid, "Look with your eyes, not with your hands". I'm not great with social interactions, but I managed to grasp this one.
We’re just jumpscaring guests now? I literally screamed when I saw 24K Goldin on my sad boyz screen
24KGoldn is just Jarvis when you evolve him with the Moon stone
If Jarvis and The Weeknd had a baby
@@Avendesorathis is so accurate, I might actually cry.
@@Avendesorathis theory needs to be tested
Jardan you cant keep having guests without telling me. I have to prepare myself to see that side of the wall
jardan
Jardis
jarvis + jordan = jardan
@@amandas6572 Jorvis
@@amandas6572 tht wd be jordis
The shock I felt clicking on the notif and seeing 24KGoldn? Casual celebrity on the pod, we love to see it.
These guys again?
I know right?
Seriously. Go be sad elsewhere
this is such a drew gooden comment section comment
Right? Like every week with these guys oh my god
@@Foul.Spider.Man. that's what I'm saying, like I'm trying to watch the game
I love the thing Jordan does when he hear something and just goes "Thats mine now."
“Your nose is bleeding”
He’s so Lowkey funny he rarely gets anything but a snicker but I be laughing out loud he’s so random with the greatest lines
57:17 I am white, so I have less experience than you guys of course, but I am preetty convinced the hair touching specifically is a race thing, or at least race motivated by at least a large number of people. I have pretty curly hair (2c -3a so nothing crazy but I've been told that's pretty curly for a white prrson) and have gotten a decent nner of compliments on my hair, but never has has someone asked if they could touch my hair let alone just tried to touch it. So it's gootta be at least partly a race thing. I know I'm preaching to the choir and this isn't really a question being asked,
just thought I'd put in my experience as a data point.
I just have straightish wavy hair and some people have touched mine, both without asking and with. It’s mostly been black kids but it’s still only happened a few times. Ive always thought my hair color (reddish dark blonde that turns light golden blonde with some sun) makes it more appealing to some-it’s just different in comparison
i have the same experience as a white person with 3C curly hair. i get a ton of compliments on my hair but it's rare for people to touch it without asking. might be because i live in southern california, but i think it's gotta be a race thing, at least in part.
Damn, I most really come across as vulnerable or something. I've had people I barely know touch my hair, im white and my hair is thick and straight to the point it's hard to style...weird
@@ACE360x huh, interesting
I got in trouble in kindergarten for "boing-ing" another white girl's long curls without asking and it remains one of my greatest mortifications. The idea that grown adults do that kinda stuff is mind boggling
Sad Boyz, as a closeted trans man for almost 8 years, you guys consistently show me amazing examples of what it means to be a man. Love coming into this space and spending my virtual time with some fantastic role models, thank youuuuu
As another transmasc person I feel the same way ❤
Same omg! ❤️ It's so comforting knowing I'm not alone :)
Trans man here, HARDCORE AGREED!! Also, I hope you get to feel what it's like outside of the closet one day. The awkward phase between "girl who can walk into a women's room w/o harassment" & "not dudely enough to avoid scrunity in either bathroom" is rough, but... Everything else about getting to live your life & finding the right people is fucking amazing!
Just take care of yourself, okay?? 💖
Jarvis has talked about how important it was to have people who steered him onto the right path when he was a young man and wants to be that for other young men, too 🥹 I’d say he’s been pretty damn successful.
i don't know how you're doing it.
i was closeted for less than 8 months before i exploded out of it and never looked back.
best of luck.
So his parents are models. That makes so much fucking sense. He’s beautiful.
i love seeing that ivy blossom tiktok without the context that shes parodying another tiktokker who deleted her tiktok after getting made fun of XD they figured it out but it really does say a lot about the cleantok community that it took them a few minutes to come around to "oh, this is absolutely elaborate bait, okay"
Yeah I was like boys this is so obviously satire 😭 but sometimes it is really hard to tell these days so I also get it
god it's so obviously satire even without context. I wish women were allowed to be funny
Bruh i had an afro in middle school and people were ridiculous about it. At one point im sitting in class and someone ends up getting gum in their hair and shit comes to turn out that someone was trying to throw gum in my hair so they could get me to cut it cause "they wanted to know how id look without it". A kid stole my hair pick and i got in trouble for trying to get it back after the teacher just ignored the kid after he took it. And this was in So Cal.
That’s so crappy
kids can be so shitty dude, especially their shitty parents
Note that the real issue with Drake is not that he’s biracial, but that he doesn’t have a cultural root in black American identity, which is as unique as Caribbean, African, or black British culture.
I think you can say that the issue is that he's Canadian, they probably won't get offended
@@Sugarman96i think it also has to do with having grown up privileged and in the suburbs
He's tried to act British too with the top boy stuff and using our slang weirdly mixed with patois in some collabs. E.g. Only you with Headie One
@@femme-roo I like how you took my joke comment seriously and decided to give another claim to support the point of the original comment, I'm not being sarcastic here.
@@ACE360xI mean that's because both British and Canadian slang have a lot of similar influences, esp patois and Somali. It's not a shocker that a British colony with a similar diaspora would end up with similar slang. HOWEVER man's a fraud cause he didn't grow up in the ends he was a soft ass TV star who grew up in one of the most expensive neighborhoods here. If he stayed playing the soft boy pop rap angle no one would be coming at him like this, people can just smell something's up when he tries to act hard.
"if you're alive, you have the tools to be happy" great motivation for this monday, wow.
The new “touch grass” for people with micro aggressions should be “touch sheep”
My friends when I need to go to bed: "touch sleep"
HIS LITTLE FOOT SLITHERING IN NO 6:46 😭😭
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
“i looked like an organic egg” is so crazy
I don’t know who 24k Goldin is but homie has rizz out the ass. He’s so charming and likeable. I think it’s cause he’s funny.
I heard 'be our Mom-ala' and wanted to scrub my ears off my head, except that I also didn't want that to be the last thing I heard before deafening myself.
57:00 I really appreciate Jordan talking about the erosion concept. I deal with microaggressions due to disabilities a lot. It's not really commonly addressed enough yet, So the gaslighting associated is often really strong. This made me realize how many virtue signaling ableist people I've felt like this around. 😬
Dude, YES. 100%!! I usually feel the need to justify EVERYTHING. Like... My accessibility needs, my energy levels, not being productive enough [or conversely, why I'm able to do something today that I can't usually], etc. It's rough...
I went to highschool with golden I didn’t rlly know him but we talked a couple times and I would see him in the hallways so wild to see bro blow up. Inspirational fr
Was he nice? He seems chill
4:21 lol “it’s not eating your socks, it’s saving them for later.”
First and foremost: never touch any part of another human being without permission. Hair, skin, mobility aid - nothing. Don't.
I have touched a sheep, and I would be concerned for the health and wellbeing of a fellow human being if I touched their hair and thought it was remotely similar. Sheep live outside. Their wool is covered in a naturally occurring waxy substance called lanolin, which is waterproof. For human hair to feel like a sheep would mean that that human has not washed their hair in some time.
all I could think of during the bit about random people thinking they could just touch your hair was a friend I had in high school. for her specifically rather than being racially motivated she was a natural redhead so random (white, adult) women would just come up to her and start touching her hair from the time she was a toddler. all I could think of the whole time was her being like 'why did they think that was okay. it was weird and creepy.' because yeah! it is! it is weird and creepy to touch someone's hair without their permission!!!
This is too much handsome for one room
“blue opaz” isn’t real this is absolutely gorgeous very elaborate ragebait. i’m pretty obsessed
Omg opaz 💀💀💀 my head was like opal + topaz = opaz, of course! It sounded so wrong but it’s also so close to being right I didn’t clock if it was actually real or not lmfaooo.
As soon as she showed us her own bathroom and was like “our DiRtY fRiEnDsSss can’t come in hereee they don’t know how to shit right!” I was laughing 💀 such a well done parody, she killed it
my italian grandma used to have a plastic cover over this one couch from italy and we could not even sit on it and if we did it would crinkle LMFAOJDJFFJ
As an Italian person I feel that. It’s literally a staple in every elderly person house, what are you preserving this couch for? Y’all are 90💀
My filipina grandma has this horrendously bright orange couch that covered in plastic too 😭 It's been like this for two decades
the “i just have sciatica” hit way too close to my prolapsed l4 lmao
CRIPPLED WOLF PACK. CA-CAW! 🦅
24k always been one of those celebrities who even tho i dont rly mess w his music he seems like a genuine dude
robo cars wouldn't actually "remove the middle man" for uber eats or door dash, right now they force all the cost of buying and maintaining vehicles onto the drivers, having to pay for all of that would make any "savings" from replacing drivers vanish. What's keeping uber eats and door dash from being profitable are the costs for computer hardware, executive pay, and repaying debt from loans.
49:07 okay but kurtis did this same pronunciation of twitter once, i know you’ve all seen it in those “kurtis conner mispronouncing things” compilations
Why is only Jarvis in the thumbnails half the time?? #FreeJordan 😔
As someone currently playing with lego... i feel called out
I have tattoos and I’ve never been so embarrassed to be associated with anyone else with them OH MY GOD what is that tweet.
weirdly, you three talking about the pursuit of greater things changed my outlook on some things. like it made me sit back and realize that, yes, I've been pursuing these things I want but I haven't enjoyed the process. I think I tend to forget that in order to get somewhere, I also have to put effort in to walk that path in the first place. I can't just jump to greatness, and even when I get to greatness, there's a new puzzle for me to solve.
its something I've heard a million times that I should "enjoy the journey," but putting that phrase in the context of pursuing something flipped a switch. like damn I need to get off my ass if I want to reach my goals and have fun along the way.
happy belated birthday to the boyz!
I'm mixed, not black but indigenous, and I find your guys podcast super comforting in that aspect. our culture has our own beliefs about mixed people but I feel like no matter where you're from its always just kind of a confusing experience. there's no blueprint for us. so I just really appreciate that you guys share yourselves and by doing that hold space for the rest of us like you.
aside from that, as a woman recently I've noticed a lot of subtle gross behavior from male influencers who I used to look up to n that really hurts and I know I'm not the only one who's felt that. in contrast I love how gentle, safe and welcoming the vibe you guys bring to this space is. im pretty politically active and it's exhausting and painful sometimes but things like this feel like a glimpse into the beautiful future we're building for the coming generations. it might seem kinda ridiculous saying this about a mostly lighthearted and chill podcast lol but yk. you guys are beautiful ✨️✨️ keep doing what ur doing
Holy shit! Is that big money Jordan?
jordan is incredibly fucking hilarious, so many examples but just the one off gag at 20:41 like the subtle hanes joke is SO GOOD
Okayyy, I'm fw this lil guest
Just started watching this but Jordans haircut looks so amazing w his moustache
The video of that guy ironing his sheets on the bed was just mental illness.
~1:24:00 Ok, so ... here's the thing. You can receive a fine for not picking up your dog's excrement when you are in a city limit. There is a reason for that - because if everyone let their dog's poop just hang out, it would literally destroy the ecosystem in water systems in the area. So my question is,,, if you were to apply this same concept to human waste, what really makes her think that it's more sanitary to have all of her guests shit in her yard, as opposed to in the toilet inside. . . ?
Totally relate to the talk about “success” and how chasing those goal posts can make you feel lost. I did all the things I was “supposed” to do. Went to college, got an engineering degree, got an aerospace job, became an engineer, got promoted, got my own apartment, got a dog… suddenly at 24 I was completely directionless and more depressed than I’d ever been. Im turning 29 this year and just now feel like I’m getting past that period of my life and into the part where I’m truly getting to know myself and figure out what happiness is to me. Life is strange.
Y'all, that's called cricketing. It's a stim often done by autistic people. It's adorable how you all 3 stim and the same way.
50:39 y’all had the opportunity to call this episode “biracial boyz” lol
I'm jarvis, I'm a Lil baby.
Me every time I see u post since I saw that episode
JARVIS SAID "TWITTO!" KURTIS CONNER REFERENCE!
just wanted to let you guys know that I had a dream last night that you guys were interviewing me and my boyfriend about sleeping on a full size mattress as two people.
Literally 3 seconds in and this person is one of the coolest looking people I've ever seen
that little sock insight moment was so pure :')
Literally exactly what I need for a Monday. Thanks guys
How do y’all know 24kgoldn??
happy belated birthday jorvis
3:38 I work at a Calvin Klein store and literally just got off work, saw this and got whiplash
They've linked changing your dominant hand to speech impediment.
this man is gorgeous who let this happen
nvm both his parents are models that would do it holy shit
This couldn't have dropped at a better time. Big hair ep
I think the rabbit device has WiFi, so you technically don't need a data plan. I guess you could use your phone as a hotspot, goodbye battery.
6:50 I don't know what I'm confused about more, that this is fetish content disguised as a tutorial, or that he's not charging money for this.
imo the outdoor bathroom tiktok is very much satire but i'm too scared to find out the truth
It’s like Jarvis from year 2150
Why do rage bait people connect germophobia to astrology? Is that a common connection? As a germophobe i feel like thats a weird connection
i think the implication is that both germaphobia and astrology (as well as yoga, etc to some extent) are silly and annoying (not my opinion, as a fellow germaphobe)
This came out just in time for me to eat thank you 🙏
The first two cleantok vids have the same tip jar and bathroom 🙃 rage bait couple lol
I love this podcast so much! Been following since 2019. Love you all (respectfully)! Thank you for always putting on an amazing and engaging show!
Why is the guest name not in the title this time? Can it be fixed? Thanks for another episode!
Glad that Jordan and Jarvis brought on a biracial Black Jewish music artist to make fun of Drake, intersectionality
This reminds me of when 24kGoldn did Fortnite Friday with connoreatspants
I love you 24K!!! Singin your songs in the kitchen gets me through my workday. 💛
yall have no idea how good it feels to see so much incredible black/white mixed kid representation in one room (its genuinely part of the reason why i tune in when I can too)
SONIC 3 SONIC 3 I'VE BEEN WAITINF FOR SO LONG
ive never encountered 24kgoldn before and i kept getting distracted from what he was saying by just listening to how insanely attractive his voice is so looking forward to going and checking out his music lmao
Please tell me y’all saw that tweet from Tom Macdonald saying he relates to Drake 😂
The hair guy looks like a super duper cool Jarvis
I haven't seen goldn since the city of angels music video, so I was like, 'who is this guy' until they said his name and it sent me reeling.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOYS ALSO JORDAN DONT CUT THE HAIR PLS
Bros it was a satire video about shitting in a yard and you didn't even finish it. It was so obvious. You didn't even see a single other hole in the yard.
wait didn't we say it was satire and shoutout that it was bait to promote their of? cause that's what happened in real life
35:02 oh shit now me getting 35 mins into this episode before I realized the guy on the chair is actually 24kgolden lmao that’s hilarious.
did they ever publish the last episode of black white?
“I want to teach my kid just martial arts and not to read” had me dead, man that’s just Cassandra Cain 💀💀💀
Good episode, stopped me from freezing while waiting for my room air out after accidentally creating cholordire gas
43:00 this is called Enshittification. Cory Doctorow has some really good articles about Uber and their awful actions (Including trying to destroy cities).
This is just a rant sorry no one asked but i really dislike the way people talk about "AI" because they're not real. There's no such thing as "AI." They're generative programmes based on databases that are scraped from all over the internet. "AI" is a sci-fi term and character trope that these corporations require people to think these programmes are like in order to keep pushing this cultic nonsense. "AI" is not replacing people. Capitalists are doing what they've always done.
Okay sorry bye thanks for the pod
Don't you mean capitalism
No views in 18 seconds, really fell off
frfr
27:07 "Never letting it get that big again"
Me: *checks most recent video* 🤨
Automatic regen braking on electric cars makes for an unpleasant experience for everyone else behind them. If you have an electric car, do everyone else a favor and turn it off. Some Tesla drivers love turning it up to max and essentially brake with no brake lights when letting off the accelerator.
Currently watching this podcast at home because absolutely nobody was tipping on UberEats today and it wasn't worth the gas/mileage 😢😂
the outdoor bathroom is clearly a joke tho
Why is Jordan not in the thumbnail :(
Jordan has had "someone's hot dad" vibes lately
I’m so glad to hear you’re all sock lovers. It’s really tough for me to understand sock haters. Though I respect them. I just don’t understand.
i could never relate to walking around the house bare-footed collecting all that dirt and debris, unless you have a sparkly clean floor specifically for that purpose like in some cultures
I got this point from somewhere else i forgot but i feel like these uber and doordash things wouldnt actually work with self driving cars. Because part of the whole thing is that Uber doesnt actually own any of the cars, so they don't have to deal with any of the maitenance or liability. If an uber driver crashes, it's on the driver. If a self-driving uber crashes, it'll be on the company. I feel crazy when nobody brings up how the company that came up with "taxi service but we dont own any of the taxis" probablt wont do too well buying a bunch of taxis.
I hate the feeling of dirt or particles on the bottom of my feet so I have to wear socks pretty much 24/7 (it's sensory issues)
Jordan I use an otterbox because my phone won't break if I drop it, it looks bulky and dorky and I don't care, my phone's never broken
Lmao i dont think he was telling drake he couldn’t say it because he’s biracial, it’s moreso the biting off of other diasporic black culture whenever he needs new clout/new sound to make bank off of and then going on his merry way the rest of the time
Fun Fact: The line Jarvis mentioned from Industry Baby at 1:10:35 actually isn't a Jack Harlow line, it's a paraphrased quote from the song Computers by Rowdy Rebel feat. Bobby Shmurda
I dated a black girl for a bit and I remember her offering me to feel her hair while on a date. I was kinda like “ok?” I didn’t understand until later that that was like a thing. I’ve never just had the urge to touch someone’s hair regardless of race
Those perfect corkscrew curls are mesmerising. Literal spirals.