2:44 "I don't like having a dirty carc, and I actually love washing my carc." "Anyone who washes their carc either has a small mind, has a small carc or an unhappy marriage." "I turn it into a family occasion." *Looks at him in shock* "My eldest daughter's five. She loves cleaning the carc. W-We share it." "YOU'RE REVOLTING!" "Uhh now anyway-"
3:41 " I'm more interested in why you bought... this... " ' What is this? ' *turns magazine, showing the title to Hammond* ' HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- '
3:41 jeremy: im more intrested why you bought this? Richard: what is it? Jeremy: *shows cover* Richard: ... ... HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
I mean what did we expect from a Toyota Hilux pick-up? After all, it survived drowning in the Severn Estuary, it was slammed into a tree, rammed through a shed, Jeremy also dropped a caravan on it, punched it about with a wrecking ball, burnt it alive, and yet with basic tools, it was still working. And even when James tethered it to a tower block in Hackney, East London for demolition, it still lived *then* with basic tools. You've gotta give Toyota credit where it's due, it really is invincible. And that's probably why the fire refused to die too. It was feeding off the Hilux's life energy.
Jeremy: i'm more interested in why you bought this... Hammond: what is *this?* Jeremy: *turns magazine towards hammond* Hammond: *Laughs so hard he breaks space and time* Me: that seems about right. :)
Just want you to know man, these YTP's always make me laugh my ass off bro. Was crying of laughter like crazy the first time I discovered one of your older videos hahaha
*Tonight, on Slightly to the left gear, I stick my hand where it shouldn't be, Hammond Rediscovers Nazi Germany, and James launches a Jones Soda bottle at Mach 2.*
Tonight on Low Shifters. My pal Jerry gets a rented titanic. Michael Rosen eats a hot potato. And I diy'd Isopropyl Alcohol. All foe today's episode. On Low Shifters.
Big smoke coming out the back of hammonds boat
ill have two number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda
@@iceicicle3046 ooooooooohhhh
ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMN RIVER!
Oh yeah baby
@@finiskov3976 lmao
*Tonight:*
I get a hot dog,
Richard gets head,
and James has some trouble with yoghurt.
*This poop was released on my birthday.*
Richard really is lucky though.
"We start tonight with grapes".
Lol
“Why”
“I bough this: a microwave
3:05"I lost the battle to have 600 engines on the back for two very good reasons (gives 3 reasons)" I died of laughter
😂😂😂😂
5:19 ah yes, tit-tea or CooC, my two favourite drinks
We all knew you liked both
wow
@Luke Sylvester end my god damn life
@@gulag3463 you end mine first
Alright where’s the gun
1:52 "this is complicated" *1+2=3* lmaooo
Insert Half-Life 2 Episode 3 joke here.
Sounds like a regular segment of Top Gear for me.
2:34
“OH FOR GOD’S SAKE”
“JAMES”
Had me dying 😂😂
JAMES DOES IT NEED A WASHER YES OR NO?
LETS DO THE NEWS
That's annoying!
@@LOLZLennon Shut up Jeremy.
@Josr F me too
Thank God you started uploading Top Gear YTPs again, they keep me living happy 😊
I'm unstable
Yeah I can’t watch Netflix
You're welcome
I could sit and watch these till I die I swear
They keep me living.
2:44
"I don't like having a dirty carc, and I actually love washing my carc."
"Anyone who washes their carc either has a small mind, has a small carc or an unhappy marriage."
"I turn it into a family occasion."
*Looks at him in shock*
"My eldest daughter's five. She loves cleaning the carc. W-We share it."
"YOU'RE REVOLTING!"
"Uhh now anyway-"
“But before I hoist my sails, I drifted into some weed. *screen turns green* “
4:46
I think he said wee
Snoop dogg intenseifies
It’s wee
the screen turned yellow, so it's wee
im sure its weed mate
3:41
" I'm more interested in why you bought... this... "
' What is this? '
*turns magazine, showing the title to Hammond*
' HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- '
That chaps face on the cover looks like Hammond ngl
fucking lmao
A microwave filled with some MuM and SaaS
what is that background music?
gaytime
4:19 is probably the hardest I've laughed at something in a YTP
*s i g n s*
bbbb uuuuu
but fr i can relate
Really?
3:52 "You must kill James".
"Well it doesn't bother me, I have *infinite power* "
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@darthmaul5874 that's more Jeremy
1:31 my boi turned into a v8
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂You are right
rotary on now rpms
Stock Golf in underground 2
1:28 the sound I make upon awakening daily
yOu'Re rEvoLTinG
THEEEEERRRREEEEE
5:55 Hammond showing his hamster signs
4:24 My humour is so broken 🤣🤣
4:01 *me in my first car xD
YEAHHH
1:28 THHHEEEEEERRRREEE!!! 😂
0:04 Richard gets head
Richard: HELP
I totally miss that 😂
2:44 TOP GEAR DOG
3:41
jeremy: im more intrested why you bought this?
Richard: what is it?
Jeremy: *shows cover*
Richard: ... ... HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
space time: noooo I've been broken.
4:03 I told Curtis "don't weld the suspension up", so he hasn't, he's just welded the suspension up.
😂lol got me
Hammond: don’t weld the suspension James may: yessss
Where sinking 😂
the end tho😂 THATS ANONNYING😂
At the end my ears!😅
4:58
REIGN IN BLOOOOD!!!
The ten people who disliked are infantile pillocks
raidrion Alpha kingbeast will be the bbc
Ged Houghton yep the bbc are a huge fecking joke
CLARKSON!!!
But this is just crap
I wanted to like the comment but it's on 420 likes sorry mate
3:46 damnit Hammonds reaction caught me off guard 🤣
ha-*ÀÆĀĄÂÆÂÀ*
*Richard_Hammond.exe has stopped working*
0:12 *"We start tonight with grapes!"*
Me: *"Interesting"* 😂😂
“Why?”
The lord has returned!
franku
Wait. Franku?
There is no God but Allah, Alone
@@gumtreeuk8132 - who said anything about god, a lord is also simply a land owner
4:33 big smoke 😂
"Jeremy is unstable"
Honestly, you could summarize the whole show with that title
Holy shit never thought I’d see a top gear ytp again! A welcomed treat for sure
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
4:01 me when i start up my air conditioner
YEAH
Yo who touched the thermostat?
2:42 “Let’s do the news!” “Good news!” “WHAT” “The Dacia Sandero...”
GREAT!!! Now the Toyota Urban Cruiser...
5:05 A man of culture I see...
what’s the song?
Test drive by joji
Is this Jezzas new music video?
@@manxthehorrid3918 yep
1:40
“Wood” “Wuu Wuu”
"Looks like I'll get the lads for a puuuu"
"Wood you?”
2:34 how I react when I see Jeremy has got himself into trouble again
What I've learned:
Jeremy is unstable
Richard loves washing his ca-ac
James has unlimited power
"THAT'S ANNOYING!"
4:57 SLAYERRRRR
2:25 the invincible fire
I mean what did we expect from a Toyota Hilux pick-up? After all, it survived drowning in the Severn Estuary, it was slammed into a tree, rammed through a shed, Jeremy also dropped a caravan on it, punched it about with a wrecking ball, burnt it alive, and yet with basic tools, it was still working. And even when James tethered it to a tower block in Hackney, East London for demolition, it still lived *then* with basic tools. You've gotta give Toyota credit where it's due, it really is invincible. And that's probably why the fire refused to die too. It was feeding off the Hilux's life energy.
Firebending Toyota
Oh for god sake!
1:35 had me dying
Same 😂
Same
0:02 top gear intro.EXE has stopped working 😂
1:29 THEEEERRRREEEEE
0:32 That seems like something Jeremy would make
2:00 perhaps a f*ck that had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:26 James May makes a Karen:
,,I'm going to fit it with a Mom, and some Sass.''
4:57 song is raining blood, by slayer. I see what you did there 😂
1:40
wood, woOwoooOoOOd
*proceeds to make sus arm gestures*
"Grapes..."
*W H Y?*
My family at a restaurant be like: 0:03
Holly Molly! Lol, what restaurant that gives the customer a head service?
On family occasions, even!
So someone gets a hotdog another gets head another one has trouble with yogurt
@@Lucario0007 yep especially the yogurt one
@@Not_honest_enough yeah there is just a mix of yogurt and… *coughs* cum *coughs* everywhere
This is just a video version of doing that thing where you cover certain words in a book or newspaper to make the sentence stupid
1:01 ...we've proved with a number of tests on Top Gear that it's completely indestructible. *inserts clip of bombing raid*
JAMES DOES IT NEED A WASHER YES OR NO
ThaCHUBBmonster LETS DO NEW NEWS
“Now I’m taking the exhaust through a pipe, through the pipe, and then out the pipe
Mom, i want Technical Aqua
Mom: We already have a Technical Aqua.
Technical Aqua: 5:08
This night, I'm getting a hot dog.
4:57 SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
honestly that toyota probably would survive being carpet bombed
"I'm going to fit it, with some Muum and suss. Brilliant" - James may
Jeremy: i'm more interested in why you bought this...
Hammond: what is *this?*
Jeremy: *turns magazine towards hammond*
Hammond: *Laughs so hard he breaks space and time*
Me: that seems about right. :)
I love this, now all i want is to see just Jeremy driving in his boat to the full test drive song.
the fire on hilux is a ytp on itself
"Instead of using the engine to power in on the water iam gonna fit it with a MaaM and some SaaS"
How brilliant is that?
I live for these top gear YTP’s 😂😂
Same LOL
Glad to see Papa Franku hasn't been forgotten.
Not only jeremy is unstable
EVERYBODY IS UNSTABLE
XD
The fact that this can out in 2020 gives me joy
1:03 I think it could actually survive that
This is especially good because Franku makes not one, but two appearances. Very good indeed.
1:04 The way to kill a Hilux
1 + 2= 3
"This is complicated."
Why did I find that so viscerally funny? X-D
0:13 We start tonight with grapes. *WHY?*
1:10-1:12: Its 4am and trying so hard not to laugh
4:00 Car seller, I need your fastest lambo chevy...
2:55 ummm...
My favourite part has to be that the number of engines Jeremy wanted on the back of his Toyota keeps increasing throughout the video. Genius.
That unlimited power bit was genius!
4:01 dudududududududu YEAH!
This is literally what it's like to run a program in low ram
history really is just a repetition of past events
"Here we are in top gear"
*Top Gear intro*
4:16
With Hammond going down on James...
4:15 had me on the floor
0:01 and I already thought my PC was doing some funky shit
Just want you to know man, these YTP's always make me laugh my ass off bro. Was crying of laughter like crazy the first time I discovered one of your older videos hahaha
3:59!😂im dead
4:00 fucking got me.
02:34 Even the fire on a Hilux is indestructible!
The Joji joke was under appreciated
“I however was about to launch into a....
BLOOD RIVER.”
*heavy metal intensifies*
4:01 YEAH!
😂
This is a really good ytp. Thank you so much for making this❤️
Ikr
4:01 Tuututututututuuttutututututt YEAHH
4:24 shaky wobbly wobbly wobbly
"[...] Firstly, as we proved with a number of tests on Top Gear, it is completely indestructable. [...]"
*Shows footage of Vietnam Napalm bombing.*
2:11 professionals at work
*Tonight, on Slightly to the left gear, I stick my hand where it shouldn't be, Hammond Rediscovers Nazi Germany, and James launches a Jones Soda bottle at Mach 2.*
Joji song, Top Gear and ytp, 3 of my favorite things I don't expect that lmao
i know im so happy about it
*Tonight*
Jeremy looks at CoC
Richard washes his CoC
And James fixes his CoC
"Hammond you got Big Smoke"
Tonight on Low Shifters.
My pal Jerry gets a rented titanic.
Michael Rosen eats a hot potato.
And I diy'd Isopropyl Alcohol.
All foe today's episode.
On Low Shifters.
3:46 WHY did that make me laugh as much as it did
2:38 JAMES DOES IT NEED A WASHER YES OR NO?! XDDD