Check out my new UA-cam venture: ua-cam.com/users/aramimedia If you are into documentaries about mysteries and so on, this is for you! Also, a lot of people are wondering what the song is for the siren. MC Mental - At His Best is the song.
I swear the curved distortions, even though there are too many for my taste sometimes, catch me off guard in the least expected moments and make me cackle for real xDDD
@@mgusan4937Stand up and sing along. SOYUUUZ NEEERUSHIIIIMIY RESPUUUUBLIK SVOBOOOODNIH SPLOTIIILA NAAVEEKII VEELIIKAAYA RUUUUS'! (The great Rus' has tied up an unbreakable timeless union of free republics - I'm half-Russian, that is my culture also :))
@@Blo0dyMustard Yeah, there's several different Top Gears, there's Top Gear Germany and Australia too. I heard about the Korean one because there was a helicopter crash in that one -- the footage looks scary as hell, but no one was seriously hurt iirc
XDDDDDDDDD just so you know, he ended up with brain damage from a crash. Buuuuut, wouldn't that mean he got brain damage from his life? Because he has crashed a car so many times that crashes are basically his life at this point. (Sent 2019)
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Check out my new UA-cam venture: ua-cam.com/users/aramimedia
If you are into documentaries about mysteries and so on, this is for you!
Also, a lot of people are wondering what the song is for the siren. MC Mental - At His Best is the song.
thx for telling us the song m8
DeployTheDRS what is the song called at 5:15
wait no way i didnt realize arami was you
What about the one at 5:42
Do any of them include hydrolic ham?
Fun Fact: this isn't an edited video, it's just how Jeremy perceives reality
This is unseen footage from the edit
Is that why he thinks climate change doesn’t exist lol
There's an alternate dimension somewhere where this video IS reality.
1:08 *"yEEeEeeES it'S tHe sTiG"* 😂
iN aN EmErGeNcY vErSiOn Of ToPgEaRs P-45
Trombittone YuuY * guy dies *
It's the stug
Stick
I swear the curved distortions, even though there are too many for my taste sometimes, catch me off guard in the least expected moments and make me cackle for real xDDD
Hate it when my ambulance gets stuck in Russia
Oliver Hilton I kno right
Да
Is neighbor Vadim's fault
@@rimmipeepsicles1870 Hate it when neighbors Vadim slashes the tires of my retired soviet APC with a bayonet.
VADIM BLYAT
@@Monolith308 Another boris fan ;)
6:44
"Your in good shape my man, i can look after you."
Then he turns into a multigrain hoop
My favourite effect in any TG YTP
Jeremy's thicc thighs 😋
**YOU'RE*
same@@Jackoffs
It's a 949944 turbo
Top speed: 1 mph
[Captain Slow's excitement intensifies]
Stephanius now that is fast
Yep it's 1,6 km/h
Stephanius woah I need a 949944 turbo
in the exact moment as he said that i scrolled down and read this comment xD
Holly sheet thats a land speed record breaker
Imagine actually showing this to Jeremy, James, and Richard, I bet they'd be confusedly laughing their asses off
2:32
2:31 What it says is *GeT oUt oF tHE WAy*
I died
No, what it says is "cock".
Luke S. Oooh the SPEEP!The SPEEEP!
@@hainescounterstrike7702 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@muhammadalimov9687 mAn ItS mY fEmOrAl ArTeRy.
1:07 "Yeahhsss iTs tHe StIg" =)
0:11 "And James uses a TeLePhOnE"
Lemmesmash - be nice.
Lemmesmash - f you than I tried to give you a chance. Slag is a dirty word.
It's Big, It's Big .. And it's stuck in RUSSIA
Denis Milenov So basically the Maus tank
*Russian anthem starts playing*
@@mgusan4937Stand up and sing along.
SOYUUUZ NEEERUSHIIIIMIY RESPUUUUBLIK SVOBOOOODNIH SPLOTIIILA NAAVEEKII VEELIIKAAYA RUUUUS'!
(The great Rus' has tied up an unbreakable timeless union of free republics - I'm half-Russian, that is my culture also :))
kwertea qwerty no
Germany
7:19 my '82 Camaro sounds the same when I start it
Nice car k
Goddamn that is one really nice car but is it the terrible crossfire injection
The perfect combination doesn't exis-
'Hammond's Soviet Ambulance' appears in my UA-cam feed
What is a hydraulic ham?
@@jasondykstra3102 a bouncing ham i guess
I guess it's what you get from a cyber pig?
Yeah BOIH
PeRfECtiON
4:22 "6 People a year are killed in the back of ambulances by speed."
That actually sounds, believable?
ua-cam.com/video/-15VC4Yxzys/v-deo.html
By WILLY!
Clarkson admitted he made it up a few seconds after he said it
Speed is also a drug's name, so...
Wut?
05:10
"Engaging siren."
*_DEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBE_*
Any idea what song that is?
Just search for MC Mental and you'll find it.
Sir Potoo MC MENTAL MY MAN
THanCc
Mc Mental
RIP Rooty
0:26 "James's response times have been in the news just recently"
RIP Critically ill telephones
@@kidnamedfingerreal critically ill telepho's actually
@@djpemb my bad
They don't call him Captain Slow for nothing
Sounds a bit like something that actually would be in the news
"You're in good shape my man!"
KenWays I CaN lOoK aFTer yOU
And thus marks the day when Jeremy Clarkson became the letter O
I read this as soon as the line was spoke 😂
i CaN lOok ARFter YooU???
That's the part I watch this video over and over for
1:33 That "W O T?!" Could have been measured on a seismograph
Tonight!
A van tests Richard
I drive an old brown Porsche inside Richard
And James uses a tElEpHoNe
Hi from CT
*chirp*
And James uses *RiChArD*
And James uses A TelEPHonE to get Richard Test an old brown Porsche inside Jeremy
James was probably calling the producers to ask how high on acid they were when making the episodes concept
James May: wAtCh ThIs.
*car hits wall*
James May: CocK
"CoCkInG NoRa."
*SSSSSSSSSSKREEEEEEEEE*
BANG!! C O C K!!!!
0:08 “I drove an old brown porsche INSIDE richard” ;)
And James uses a tElePHonE
“A van tests Richard”😏
AND JAMES USEEES A TELEPHONE!!!! OMG INCREDIBLE!
@@Inzpectre exciting stuff
jAmES response times has been in the news lately
2:15
May: "That"
Clarkson: "THIS?"
May: "Yea"
Clarkson: "THIS??"
May: "Yea"
Clarkson: "THIS is jizz"
The babeh jeezuz
5:12
What a quality siren
ua-cam.com/video/mXMVYlbeOnY/v-deo.html i think its this one
ua-cam.com/video/mtzvppjRZag/v-deo.html nvm it's this one
That part fucking killed me
Memeouls
@@fulviogarofano6419 thankk
0:21 made me check if i had internet
'My siren, like my ambulance, is designed to GAS people.' [Soviet Anthem Intensifies]
The Under Serious News Sounds more like a German ambulance....
5:38 - 5:42
*_NEW DESIRE_*
no, it's GAZ, the russian car manufacturer
Hitler intensifies
*C O C K I N G N O R A* 7:02
*YoU'rE iN gOoD sHaPe, My MaN. i'M gOnNa LoOk AfTeR yOu*
XD
How do you make that sound effect in Vegas?
@@electronz2288 I believe its vibrato
_thigh gap intensifies_
Best part
7:12 Wow those visual effects look so real. I need to hire this special effects designer.
7:19
6:43 I spit coffee all over the screen
Gabe McGann 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I laugged for 3 minutes straight
Wiping the tears from laughing
Gabe McGann
My man...
XD
“I drive an old brown Porsche inside Hammond” This one is possibly my favourite through this YTP
5:09 Jeremy Clarkson turns into a chav
Retrowave boi straight into the chippy
And a Corsa/Fiesta instead of the 944
ITS CALLED DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD
CORSAS OF BRITAIN UNITE
3:32 whats thathathathat ??
Me: *W I L L E E*
6:44 YOu’rE iN GoOD SHapE MY maN, I CaN LoOK AftEr YOouU
cried
Fucking dying
I'm literally biting my knuckle to stop myself from cackling
Thicc jeremy
So funny
1:14 wtf was that 😂
Ah my bad that was my younger brother on dRuGs
5:11 I was having a sip of a beer and I shared some with my phone
Did he like it?
@@h5skb4ru41 nope. He died
MC Schnitzer m8 F
What is the name of the song?
@@simonmolinacalle1169 mc mental at his best
0:58
“And it’s stuck in Russia”
RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM EARAPE VERSION INTENSIFIES
5:42
"And it's stuck... In Russia." I have no words for your creativity...!😂🤣😉👍🏻👏
Thank you :)
found ya
It’s a 94994 turbo.
@@dracodeanglicus3857 Don't forget its top speed of 1 mph
1:14 rest in peace x
fuck x pos
"Oh!"
@@midwestsirens imagine hating on someone you know nothing about
@@Nyctophiliac. Who says I know nothing about him?
*hydraulic ham*
DriftFC3S sounds tasty
colkillervin :3
It is.
DriftFC3S Lel
@@colkillervin3560 i wish i had hydraulic ham
Died on that one because the ambulance I was in didn't have a hydraulic ham.
I added 3 horsepower
HYDROLIC HAM
THIS IS JSJSJT
OH MOM
A M B U L A N CE
GET OUY IF THE WAY
3:07 When I read Jeremy Clarkson was fired from Top Gear.
Oh no!
Anyway
A VAN TESTS RICHARD
I DRIVE AN OLD BROWN PORSCHE INSIDE RICHARD
AND JAMES USES A TELE _PHONE_
In Soviet Russia, van drives Hammond
lmao
This like deserves some 3k slav thumbs up
lmfao
*rides Hammond
2:31 WHAT IS SAYS IS
*has a stroke*
GeT OUt OF the wAYYayaya
6:38
Jeremy Longson is probably one of the best parts of this
What it says is GeT oUT OF thE WAy!! I was dying!!
*Top speed, 1 miles an hour*
NO ITS toop sepeed capital £2
**captain slow intensifies**
You gotta love it when youtube recommands you a entirely *random* but increadibly entertaining video
1:08 YEeeeEEs iT'S thE sTOog.
5:12 is how a true ambulance siren SHOULD sound like.
Ambulance siren in Ohio
I don't know what the best moment of this video is.
6:44 Longboi Clarkson
or
7:18 T pose to assert dominance
I think I have to say T pose.
yOU'rE IN bAd sHaPE, mY Man. I cAn't loOk AftER YoU.
No one beats longboi clarkson, he really needs to be a meme
"I've added a hydraulic ham."
"Hydraulic ham?"
"Yes, Hydraulic ham."
I can’t remember the last time a YTP made me laugh so loud or so consistently. This is an absolute masterpiece. Thank you so much for making it exist.
2:16
James: whats that?
Clarkson: this, this.....
THIS IS JIZZ
i heard it as "Jesus" which made me laugh so much XD
bEHooOOlD WhAt i hAve DONE 1:41
7:18 has me in tears
7:20 killed me
MMMmmMmm MmmM MmmMMMMMmmmm
Sounds like old ass goat
7:19
@@Abyssalmatter more like a duck
“Tonight! Van tests Richard!” Lmao why do I feel like he would actually say that tho? XD
Hydraulic ham
Hydraulic ham?
Well, you don't because they don't think of *HYDRAULIC HAM*
@@karsvanschaik nice profile picture... RIFF RAFF!!!
2:04
Clarkson's distorted "what?" at 1:32 is funnier than it ought to be.
"is it?"
A fresh DTDRS YTP! And it's SEVEN MINUTES LONG! You just made my day.
Ayy thank you! I didn't even realise it was seven minutes haha!
yEeEEeEEs, itS the stIG! In a emErgENcy veRSiOn of tOp gEAr’S p45!
YoU'rE iN gOoD ShApE mY mAn, I cAn LoOk AfTeR yOu
This was ahead of its time.
Bottom gear
The race starts in, th... NOW!!!!!!!!
"yOuRe iN gOoD sHapE mY mAn, i cAn lOOk AfTeR yOoOOUuU"
I am so happy somebody still makes ytp. Keep it up mate
I will forever be thankful to this YTP for introducing me to (British) Top Gear. Best TV show ever
It is still the funniest show ever
There are other Top Gears??
@@saagabragi6938 there's the Top Gear USA and Korea
@@Blo0dyMustard
The american one must suck
@@Blo0dyMustard Yeah, there's several different Top Gears, there's Top Gear Germany and Australia too. I heard about the Korean one because there was a helicopter crash in that one -- the footage looks scary as hell, but no one was seriously hurt iirc
He knows how to drain a chap.....
I'm gone 😂😂😂😂😂
Laurence thecamper the lung I presume? 😂😂😂😂
"In soviet Russia, the van tests Richard."
What a good start.
3:17
Can't... 😂... stop... laughing...👌😂
I gladly accept the honor to be able to inform all of you that May truly did say “cock” when he hit that wall
*I DRIVE AN OLD BROWN PORSCHE INSIDE RICHARD*
And James uses a telephone!
Don't you just love it when you have a hydarulic ham in your car?
1:22
Top speed: 1 miles per hour.
Sound is so smoth that if you are not watching the screen, actually it sounds like original.
Definitely a massive improvement over your other YTPs.
your profile pic is beautiful
I'm not certain you delivered the hospital to the patient
3,1,2,1,2,2,3 *GO!*
*_w A h E y_*
"My ambulance was designed to gas people"
Starts playing Erica
I think the line “ A van tests Richard” is the funniest line ever said. I don’t know why it was so funny. 😂
Hydraulic ham ?
Hydraulic ham
Really hydraulic ham
You often hear ambulances saying they want a hydraulic ham
3:06 Lol believe that song is from hot fuzz
Oh yeah! Hot Fuzz is such a great film! I love Simon Pegg :D
DeployTheDRS Gotta love english films
0:13 I love how every time this effect is used, it just makes them sound even more aggressively English.
5:12 MC Mental- At His Best
Original: DJ Konik- X-Paceland
I was in an ambulance once, and the driver looked back with a worried look:
𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙎𝙏𝙐𝘾𝙆 𝙄𝙉 🇷 🇺 🇸 🇸 🇮 🇦
Plus It's Driven By A Lung, Who Knows *How To Drain A Chap*
But doesn’t know how to trail brake, or execute H A M M O N D
"Not Entirely Certain You Delivered The Hospital To The Patient" lol
The explosion is a familiar sight for Richard Hammond
Very true haha!
XDDDDDDDDD just so you know, he ended up with brain damage from a crash. Buuuuut, wouldn't that mean he got brain damage from his life? Because he has crashed a car so many times that crashes are basically his life at this point. (Sent 2019)
My brother (a YTPooper himself) and I have been marathoning your Top Gear YTPs and lemme say... what a beautiful experience.
5:28
Trying to explain his siren but you can hardly hear him. 😂
My telephone’s never been critically ill…
1:35 literally the first time I saw this, I was laughing like mad. Bloody hilarious XDDD
I had no idea that Top Gear YTPs existed.
God bless you
Me: Mum can we have Top Gear?
Mum: No we have Top Gear at home.
Top Gear at home:
What are you going on about? This is better.
@@secretbaguette i know lmao
tonight on bottom gear
I rampage through the streets of Sheffield, James dies in an explosion, and we watch Hammond gets his balls ran over by a tractor.
1:09 I almost spit my whole insides out bc I laughed so hard
Same XD 🤣
yEUs it’s the StIg
1:14 was the best
You made my app *crash* , *what a great ytp this is!*
1:04 ...But he doesn't know how to trail brake, or execute Hammond."
"YEEeeEs It'S tHe StIg."
There's nothing wrong here, seems just like a normal ORIGINAL Top Gear episode
The fact James has seen these is so funny
Has he?
Im so happy im being reccomended these videos for no reason. I love them