[YTP] Hammond's Soviet Ambulance
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- Опубліковано 28 чер 2018
- Yes... Another top gear ytp from me :D This time it is based on the top gear ambulance special featured in Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3.
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If you are into documentaries about mysteries and so on, this is for you!
Also, a lot of people are wondering what the song is for the siren. MC Mental - At His Best is the song.
thx for telling us the song m8
DeployTheDRS what is the song called at 5:15
wait no way i didnt realize arami was you
What about the one at 5:42
Do any of them include hydrolic ham?
Fun Fact: this isn't an edited video, it's just how Jeremy perceives reality
This is unseen footage from the edit
Is that why he thinks climate change doesn’t exist lol
There's an alternate dimension somewhere where this video IS reality.
I wouldnt be suprised 😂😂😂
Hate it when my ambulance gets stuck in Russia
Oliver Hilton I kno right
Да
Is neighbor Vadim's fault
@@rimmipeepsicles1870 Hate it when neighbors Vadim slashes the tires of my retired soviet APC with a bayonet.
VADIM BLYAT
@@Monolith308 Another boris fan ;)
1:08 *"yEEeEeeES it'S tHe sTiG"* 😂
iN aN EmErGeNcY vErSiOn Of ToPgEaRs P-45
Trombittone YuuY * guy dies *
It's the stug
Stick
I swear the curved distortions, even though there are too many for my taste sometimes, catch me off guard in the least expected moments and make me cackle for real xDDD
6:44
"Your in good shape my man, i can look after you."
Then he turns into a multigrain hoop
My favourite effect in any TG YTP
Jeremy's thicc thighs 😋
**YOU'RE*
same@@Jackoffs
It's a 949944 turbo
Top speed: 1 mph
[Captain Slow's excitement intensifies]
Stephanius now that is fast
Yep it's 1,6 km/h
Stephanius woah I need a 949944 turbo
in the exact moment as he said that i scrolled down and read this comment xD
Holly sheet thats a land speed record breaker
It's Big, It's Big .. And it's stuck in RUSSIA
Denis Milenov So basically the Maus tank
*Russian anthem starts playing*
@@mgusan4937Stand up and sing along.
SOYUUUZ NEEERUSHIIIIMIY RESPUUUUBLIK SVOBOOOODNIH SPLOTIIILA NAAVEEKII VEELIIKAAYA RUUUUS'!
(The great Rus' has tied up an unbreakable timeless union of free republics - I'm half-Russian, that is my culture also :))
kwertea qwerty no
Germany
Imagine actually showing this to Jeremy, James, and Richard, I bet they'd be confusedly laughing their asses off
2:32
1:07 "Yeahhsss iTs tHe StIg" =)
0:11 "And James uses a TeLePhOnE"
Lemmesmash - be nice.
Lemmesmash - f you than I tried to give you a chance. Slag is a dirty word.
2:31 What it says is *GeT oUt oF tHE WAy*
I died
No, what it says is "cock".
Luke S. Oooh the SPEEP!The SPEEEP!
@@hainescounterstrike7702 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@muhammadalimov9687 mAn ItS mY fEmOrAl ArTeRy.
"You're in good shape my man!"
KenWays I CaN lOoK aFTer yOU
And thus marks the day when Jeremy Clarkson became the letter O
KenWays
Hammond: You’re in good shape in my van
I read this as soon as the line was spoke 😂
i CaN lOok ARFter YooU???
0:26 "James's response times have been in the news just recently"
RIP Critically ill telephones
@@kidnamedfingerreal critically ill telepho's actually
@@djpemb my bad
They don't call him Captain Slow for nothing
Sounds a bit like something that actually would be in the news
7:19 my '82 Camaro sounds the same when I start it
Nice car k
Goddamn that is one really nice car but is it the terrible crossfire injection
The perfect combination doesn't exis-
'Hammond's Soviet Ambulance' appears in my UA-cam feed
What is a hydraulic ham?
@@jasondykstra3102 a bouncing ham i guess
I guess it's what you get from a cyber pig?
Yeah BOIH
PeRfECtiON
05:10
"Engaging siren."
*_DEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBE_*
Any idea what song that is?
Just search for MC Mental and you'll find it.
Sir Potoo MC MENTAL MY MAN
THanCc
Mc Mental
RIP Rooty
4:22 "6 People a year are killed in the back of ambulances by speed."
That actually sounds, believable?
ua-cam.com/video/-15VC4Yxzys/v-deo.html
By WILLY!
Clarkson admitted he made it up a few seconds after he said it
Speed is also a drug's name, so...
Wut?
1:33 That "W O T?!" Could have been measured on a seismograph
Tonight!
A van tests Richard
I drive an old brown Porsche inside Richard
And James uses a tElEpHoNe
Hi from CT
*chirp*
And James uses *RiChArD*
And James uses A TelEPHonE to get Richard Test an old brown Porsche inside Jeremy
James was probably calling the producers to ask how high on acid they were when making the episodes concept
0:08 “I drove an old brown porsche INSIDE richard” ;)
And James uses a tElePHonE
“A van tests Richard”😏
AND JAMES USEEES A TELEPHONE!!!! OMG INCREDIBLE!
@@Inzpectre exciting stuff
jAmES response times has been in the news lately
*C O C K I N G N O R A* 7:02
1:14 wtf was that 😂
Ah my bad that was my younger brother on dRuGs
*YoU'rE iN gOoD sHaPe, My MaN. i'M gOnNa LoOk AfTeR yOu*
XD
How do you make that sound effect in Vegas?
@@electronz2288 I believe its vibrato
_thigh gap intensifies_
Best part
5:12
What a quality siren
ua-cam.com/video/mXMVYlbeOnY/v-deo.html i think its this one
ua-cam.com/video/mtzvppjRZag/v-deo.html nvm it's this one
That part fucking killed me
Memeouls
@@fulviogarofano6419 thankk
0:21 made me check if i had internet
James May: wAtCh ThIs.
*car hits wall*
James May: CocK
"CoCkInG NoRa."
*SSSSSSSSSSKREEEEEEEEE*
BANG!! C O C K!!!!
'My siren, like my ambulance, is designed to GAS people.' [Soviet Anthem Intensifies]
The Under Serious News Sounds more like a German ambulance....
5:38 - 5:42
*_NEW DESIRE_*
no, it's GAZ, the russian car manufacturer
Hitler intensifies
5:09 Jeremy Clarkson turns into a chav
Retrowave boi straight into the chippy
And a Corsa/Fiesta instead of the 944
ITS CALLED DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD
CORSAS OF BRITAIN UNITE
1:14 rest in peace x
fuck x pos
"Oh!"
@@midwestsirens imagine hating on someone you know nothing about
@@Nyctophiliac. Who says I know nothing about him?
2:15
May: "That"
Clarkson: "THIS?"
May: "Yea"
Clarkson: "THIS??"
May: "Yea"
Clarkson: "THIS is jizz"
The babeh jeezuz
"And it's stuck... In Russia." I have no words for your creativity...!😂🤣😉👍🏻👏
Thank you :)
found ya
It’s a 94994 turbo.
@@dracodeanglicus3857 Don't forget its top speed of 1 mph
6:44 YOu’rE iN GoOD SHapE MY maN, I CaN LoOK AftEr YOouU
cried
Fucking dying
I'm literally biting my knuckle to stop myself from cackling
Thicc jeremy
So funny
3:32 whats thathathathat ??
Me: *W I L L E E*
7:12 Wow those visual effects look so real. I need to hire this special effects designer.
7:19
6:43 I spit coffee all over the screen
Gabe McGann 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I laugged for 3 minutes straight
Wiping the tears from laughing
Gabe McGann
My man...
XD
*hydraulic ham*
DriftFC3S sounds tasty
colkillervin :3
It is.
DriftFC3S Lel
@@colkillervin3560 i wish i had hydraulic ham
Died on that one because the ambulance I was in didn't have a hydraulic ham.
“I drive an old brown Porsche inside Hammond” This one is possibly my favourite through this YTP
A VAN TESTS RICHARD
I DRIVE AN OLD BROWN PORSCHE INSIDE RICHARD
AND JAMES USES A TELE _PHONE_
5:11 I was having a sip of a beer and I shared some with my phone
Did he like it?
@@h5skb4ru41 nope. He died
MC Schnitzer m8 F
What is the name of the song?
@@simonmolinacalle1169 mc mental at his best
In Soviet Russia, van drives Hammond
lmao
This like deserves some 3k slav thumbs up
lmfao
*rides Hammond
0:58
“And it’s stuck in Russia”
RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM EARAPE VERSION INTENSIFIES
5:42
I added 3 horsepower
HYDROLIC HAM
THIS IS JSJSJT
OH MOM
A M B U L A N CE
GET OUY IF THE WAY
*Top speed, 1 miles an hour*
NO ITS toop sepeed capital £2
**captain slow intensifies**
1:08 YEeeeEEs iT'S thE sTOog.
7:18 has me in tears
5:12 is how a true ambulance siren SHOULD sound like.
Ambulance siren in Ohio
bEHooOOlD WhAt i hAve DONE 1:41
3:07 When I read Jeremy Clarkson was fired from Top Gear.
Oh no!
Anyway
This was ahead of its time.
Bottom gear
What it says is GeT oUT OF thE WAy!! I was dying!!
6:38
Jeremy Longson is probably one of the best parts of this
7:20 killed me
MMMmmMmm MmmM MmmMMMMMmmmm
Sounds like old ass goat
7:19
@@Abyssalmatter more like a duck
2:31 WHAT IS SAYS IS
*has a stroke*
GeT OUt OF the wAYYayaya
2:16
James: whats that?
Clarkson: this, this.....
THIS IS JIZZ
i heard it as "Jesus" which made me laugh so much XD
Hydraulic ham
Hydraulic ham?
Well, you don't because they don't think of *HYDRAULIC HAM*
@@karsvanschaik nice profile picture... RIFF RAFF!!!
2:04
I can’t remember the last time a YTP made me laugh so loud or so consistently. This is an absolute masterpiece. Thank you so much for making it exist.
My telephone’s never been critically ill…
Hydraulic ham ?
Hydraulic ham
Really hydraulic ham
You often hear ambulances saying they want a hydraulic ham
I don't know what the best moment of this video is.
6:44 Longboi Clarkson
or
7:18 T pose to assert dominance
I think I have to say T pose.
yOU'rE IN bAd sHaPE, mY Man. I cAn't loOk AftER YoU.
No one beats longboi clarkson, he really needs to be a meme
He knows how to drain a chap.....
I'm gone 😂😂😂😂😂
Laurence thecamper the lung I presume? 😂😂😂😂
Plus It's Driven By A Lung, Who Knows *How To Drain A Chap*
yEeEEeEEs, itS the stIG! In a emErgENcy veRSiOn of tOp gEAr’S p45!
The race starts in, th... NOW!!!!!!!!
YoU'rE iN gOoD ShApE mY mAn, I cAn LoOk AfTeR yOu
Before watching Top Gear, these poops were just strange and unappealing to me.
Now I can finally appreciate this for what it is, a work of art.
"I've added a hydraulic ham."
"Hydraulic ham?"
"Yes, Hydraulic ham."
A fresh DTDRS YTP! And it's SEVEN MINUTES LONG! You just made my day.
Ayy thank you! I didn't even realise it was seven minutes haha!
3:17
Can't... 😂... stop... laughing...👌😂
You gotta love it when youtube recommands you a entirely *random* but increadibly entertaining video
I will forever be thankful to this YTP for introducing me to (British) Top Gear. Best TV show ever
It is still the funniest show ever
There are other Top Gears??
@@saagabragi6938 there's the Top Gear USA and Korea
@@Blo0dyMustard
The american one must suck
@@Blo0dyMustard Yeah, there's several different Top Gears, there's Top Gear Germany and Australia too. I heard about the Korean one because there was a helicopter crash in that one -- the footage looks scary as hell, but no one was seriously hurt iirc
*I DRIVE AN OLD BROWN PORSCHE INSIDE RICHARD*
And James uses a telephone!
3,1,2,1,2,2,3 *GO!*
*_w A h E y_*
Clarkson's distorted "what?" at 1:32 is funnier than it ought to be.
"is it?"
“Tonight! Van tests Richard!” Lmao why do I feel like he would actually say that tho? XD
I am so happy somebody still makes ytp. Keep it up mate
I think the line “ A van tests Richard” is the funniest line ever said. I don’t know why it was so funny. 😂
1:22
Top speed: 1 miles per hour.
Sound is so smoth that if you are not watching the screen, actually it sounds like original.
"In soviet Russia, the van tests Richard."
What a good start.
Definitely a massive improvement over your other YTPs.
your profile pic is beautiful
5:12 MC Mental- At His Best
Original: DJ Konik- X-Paceland
"My ambulance was designed to gas people"
Starts playing Erica
Don't you just love it when you have a hydarulic ham in your car?
The fact James has seen these is so funny
Has he?
5:28
Trying to explain his siren but you can hardly hear him. 😂
I'm not certain you delivered the hospital to the patient
My brother (a YTPooper himself) and I have been marathoning your Top Gear YTPs and lemme say... what a beautiful experience.
5:11
What is that song? ITs So0 GoOD
Disco Astronaut mc mental
BUSTA 006 thanks
The explosion is a familiar sight for Richard Hammond
Very true haha!
XDDDDDDDDD just so you know, he ended up with brain damage from a crash. Buuuuut, wouldn't that mean he got brain damage from his life? Because he has crashed a car so many times that crashes are basically his life at this point. (Sent 2019)
I could spend the whole day watching this YTP over and over again 😂😁
Im so happy im being reccomended these videos for no reason. I love them
Awesome as usual
I came for 5:42 lol
ThiccDaddy56 Mmmm I came during 5:42 lol
Kevin Jensen also 6:07
And 5:11 😂
Nope it’s 6:44 where it’s really at, longboi clarkson needs to be meme 👌
*WE* came for it
I have this video to thank for introducing me to the wonders of Top Gear
I gladly accept the honor to be able to inform all of you that May truly did say “cock” when he hit that wall
3:06 Lol believe that song is from hot fuzz
Oh yeah! Hot Fuzz is such a great film! I love Simon Pegg :D
DeployTheDRS Gotta love english films
4:34 *Music plays*
*T E N E T*
1:09 I almost spit my whole insides out bc I laughed so hard
Same XD 🤣
yEUs it’s the StIg
1:14 was the best
I had no idea that Top Gear YTPs existed.
God bless you
1:35 literally the first time I saw this, I was laughing like mad. Bloody hilarious XDDD
You made my app *crash* , *what a great ytp this is!*
"Not Entirely Certain You Delivered The Hospital To The Patient" lol