Yknow not many people know this but my great grandpa was actually the guy who invented the Maraca axe, it’s a shame he was one of the three people to die in the lavender war.
Brown was the true mvp in this video. -Liking you so much they started to physically exist -Supplied food during the great famine like a true homie -Not a single attack or raid from them They really do be looking out for us humans
@@itsbright16 it’s pretty interesting how fossils are formed. As the creature dies and is buried under sediment, it slowly compresses the creatures skeleton, replacing the bone as it desolves, leaving behind a rock shaped replica of the skeleton. The process of mineral replacement is known as permineralisation and results in a remineralised copy of the original skeleton.
"Back when fossils were invented in 1847" strong start to a video The 2 eras of humanity - the dark ages, and the industrial revolution. I see man's done his research, very impressed Enjoyed the video mate
@@lred1383 no i5 was t it led "The Flute Cover of Bangarang" and Skrillex stole it but acted like it was just a cover not a song called cover lf bangarand
As an archaeologist I can confirm that this is how human history took place, maraca axes are actually one of the most common artefacts we find on Stone Age sites.
I'll put this on the same level of historically accuracy as Bill Wurtz's "history of the entire world, I guess." 10/10, will bring up in a history class.
The fact that from a bunch of naked men with hats,turned into killing machines with awesome facial hair,later became winners sums up all humanity(loved your narration man,well done)
When I was a child, and Spore first came out, I had thought that I'd be able to do this but actually good. I hadn't even seen most of the hype. I'm enjoying the modern day memery more than I did the game.
Those maraca axes definitely had the enemy rattled...heh heh Spore really is a treasure trove of glitchy hilarity, especially with this guy's brilliant commentary
I love how in every single one of these videos, the brown village ahs one theme that plays every time they come bearing gifts and hope. I love brown village :)
The maracaxe is brilliant. It is a technological environment adaptation to the constant attacks received while giving concerts known to humanity for centuries. Ready to attack if a raid starts in the base while greeting new neighbors. This sure will be in museums when they get to the 19th-ish century as one of the greatest inventions that helped us to succeed as species
Yknow not many people know this but my great grandpa was actually the guy who invented the Maraca axe, it’s a shame he was one of the three people to die in the lavender war.
Everyone talks about Isaac Newton but nobody talks about the inventor of the maraca axe
maraxe
@@cyber_dragon_123 lmfao
Sorry for your loss..
Pp
Brown was the true mvp in this video.
-Liking you so much they started to physically exist
-Supplied food during the great famine like a true homie
-Not a single attack or raid from them
They really do be looking out for us humans
Huzzah for the brown villagers!
*realization* THEY WERE EARLY DOGS AND CATS!!!
Legend has it the Brown Village has kept us safe from asteroids and meteors for centuries
I’m your 666th like!
@@J.Lupoli yus
There are two types of people in this world: those from the Brown Village, and those from the Cyan Village.
Please i cant stop laughing at this 😂
How about NASCAR?
@@balyeet6479 g1
I felt that
*Sad red village noise*
don't worry, we are still friends with the Brown Village until now. we just can't see them cuz their invisible.
What about their invisible
@@goose93 Ah yes, grammar error lol
man the brown village really didnt have to be so sweet
they were some lovely guys
They were so cuteeeee
Everyone deserves a friend like the Brown Village.
BogBoy:"Has a dark age"
Brown village:"Heres a gift :D"
Humanity wouldn’t have survived without them
*_”...But everything changed when the cyan nation attacked!”_*
TANK
Brown village: Can I offer you some men and supplies in your troubling times?
the comments don’t get it.. but i do... i do...
avatar the last airbender lol
And then the cyan nation died
Every baby the exact moment they are born: "what on earth is a homo sapien?"
Over 500 likes and no comments? Such a shame
@@TTeuio6969420 Over 600 Likes and 1 Comment? Such a shame
Over 700 likes and only 3 comments? What a shame...
I bet you could get a job about explaining what a homosapien is to a newborn baby
@@themeerkat5157 two negatives make a positive.
This is for sure one of the most accurate and plausible documentaries of man kinds history
Thankyou, it took so much research I read like 4 books or something!
@@BogBoyOfficial wow
@@BogBoyOfficial Thats 4 more books than I’ve ever read!
The first paragraph of this video is absolutely amazing. Truly an incredible summary of existence
thankyou, I meditated for many years to come up with that
@@BogBoyOfficial if you meditate a few more years you'll start to float
@@BogBoyOfficial "Ever since Fossils were invented..." *Science has left the chat*
X2
i completely disagree. Because the first thing he said was that fossils were “invented”
Imagine having a peaceful life then a tribe of naked mans come to make you listen their dubstep and be friends
So a night at EDC while high?
@@onyxblack340 more like jehovahs witnesses if the bible was a boombox
Spore - “the most advanced scientific technology ever created”
Indeed it is, overweight therapod!
Wait until Spore 2...
Things will get heated
@@andreyleonel255 Every day I wish for a spore 2. Or a fan made adaptation like that Pokémon game.... I think the name starts with a T?
@@jpting_
I wish to wake up and read "Spore 2: Revelations" on my newspaper
But i cry everyday
Hello fellow big yoshi
"back when fossils were in invented back in 1847..."
people in 1846: **finds skin instead of bone**
Fossils are rocks
"Back when skin was invented back in 1846..."
People in 1845: **finds organs instead of skin**
@@goose93 "back when organs were invented"
people in 1945: **finds atoms instead of organs**
When atoms were invented 1811 people in the year 1810 didn’t exist
@@itsbright16 it’s pretty interesting how fossils are formed. As the creature dies and is buried under sediment, it slowly compresses the creatures skeleton, replacing the bone as it desolves, leaving behind a rock shaped replica of the skeleton. The process of mineral replacement is known as permineralisation and results in a remineralised copy of the original skeleton.
"Back when fossils were invented in 1847" strong start to a video
The 2 eras of humanity - the dark ages, and the industrial revolution. I see man's done his research, very impressed
Enjoyed the video mate
haha exactly i've been tryna tell people, there are no other eras.
Fossils werent invented in 1847 , humans found fossils even before 1847 , that is why we create dragons and other myths.
@@laranjaghirga5058 wooosh
@@laranjaghirga5058 ffs
@@laranjaghirga5058 no shit sherlock
Long ago the four nations lived in harmony. then cyan nation attacked.
Avatar reference
@@ExulInsani slish Splash your opinion is trash
@@ExulInsani yea i know
@@ExulInsani BRO WE’RE DOING IT WE’RE KEEPING THE FANDOM ALIVE
@@ExulInsani De fani skelly man?
Glad I now know when fossils were invented! Google lied to me.
You are now enlightened
"The boys grabbed their throwing spears, except for that one guy who stuck with the maracas..." This sentence describes mankind perfectly.
Hm
They always ask where are the invisible brown village tribe but never *how* are the invisible brown village tribe
People in 1848: *doesn't have bones*
1846* I’m pretty sure you mean.
Hope it’s not one of *those* jokes where you say the opposite of what is correct
Expected this video to have come from a huge channel with the level of quality and humor, keep it up man
thanks man :)
Oh God, don't attack me with a maracaxe! (That one human that invented it deserves a Nobel)
So Skrillex just copied the flute cover of Bangarang from 50,000 years ago? What a fraud
I've always said it, when it comes to dubstep... the cavemen did it first
But wait... If it was a flute COVER, who wrote the original? Is this the evidence for God's existence we were looking for?
@@lred1383 no i5 was t it led "The Flute Cover of Bangarang" and Skrillex stole it but acted like it was just a cover not a song called cover lf bangarand
As an archaeologist I can confirm that this is how human history took place, maraca axes are actually one of the most common artefacts we find on Stone Age sites.
I like how he said "invented"
Surely you don’t believe that dinosaurs existed?
Bogboy be like: *do you want to build a fossil?*
I love the insinuation that humans did nothing significant between A Christmas Carol and the IPhone.
human:takes first steps
God:hahahahahaaaa
Make the g small
@@boogermooger i only fuck wit da biG G's
I'll put this on the same level of historically accuracy as Bill Wurtz's "history of the entire world, I guess." 10/10, will bring up in a history class.
Those Marraxas must have a incredible terror effect on the enemy. The sizzeling sound of them coming ever closer-stun attack bonus +20.
Hearing about the brown village was my favourite part of history class
". . .fossils were invented. . ."
Oh no, this is going to be an amazingly entertaining video. I'm not ready.
"Ever since fossils were invented back in 1847"
Don't know whether to laugh or cringe 😂
oh cringe, definitely cringe
@@BogBoyOfficial LOL!
“scientits tried to find out where we come from, where did we go? where did we come from cotton eye joe”
This video will probably get picked up by the algorithm, as it should be. We should all witness how the naked chefs evolved.
I probably got it because I like Spore videos
omg i love brown village and the music he gave them when they walk by
*Harvard: hey bro want a scholarship?*
woah is this the real harvard?
@@BogBoyOfficial yes
@@X77__ holy moly
@@BogBoyOfficial but first...
I'm going to need your social security number and your mother's maiden name
@@X77__ frick.
No one:
The brown village : 🥺🍎🍞🥕🍑
That one dude with the maracas: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
The rest of the town: AHHHHHH
So we are still in civ stage?
:(
Let's go unite the world through militaries, bribery, and conversion.
We need another Genghis Khan!
@@DBT1007WW3 Where are u?
@@kingslayer2414 ww3 could possibly result in earth becoming inhabitable, we need to avoid it.
@@goose93 I mean we BARELY Dodged the bullet also known as 2020
0:07
"Where did we come from?"
My roommate: "Where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton-Eyed Joe?"
I was so expecting him to continue with, "then the fire nation attacked" and in retrospect that's not terribly inaccurate.
the brown village is a helper and gives us gifts when in battle
This reminds me of an race of old, back when the Ghandicus ruled the universe, their peace was unstoppable
Until the civilisation stage when he nuked everyone
That one guy who still had a maraca in the middle of the war against the Cyan Village:
*cha cha real smooth*
Now this just needs narration by David Attenborough.
thank you for doing my history presentation
Wow, under 200 years ago we invented fossils, and now we have real technology, like PCs and VR sets
U deserve atleast a million subs, this is some quality content, subscribed
Thanks so much man :)
I remember when there was a tribe that kept attacking me ,but failed because there was wild angry creature.
dude. I know im late but I know youre gonna blow up. your personality is amazing. and youre super funny. I loved the vid. Good luck out there
thanks very much, ur too nice :)
I’m so happy that the brown village never was affected by the wars because if they were killed I would be crying
Bog: you can't have a maraca and a axe in a battle
Human being: "creates the maracaxe"
Bog: tha... that's very clever actually
Hilarious, keep up the weekly uploads, please.
Thanks man I’ll try
This video is SO underrated. Great vid and good commentary really kept me engaged with the events
Thanks man :)
This raises the question are we real or are we from his spore world
The fact that from a bunch of naked men with hats,turned into killing machines with awesome facial hair,later became winners sums up all humanity(loved your narration man,well done)
Humanity can't survive without the axe maraca guy
Thank you for protecting his manlihood with the leaf. You've done him a great service.
Brown Village was the true MVP
When he said "Ever since fossils were invented" i just knew this video was gonna be great.
"What was life like a million years ago?" Well there wasn't humans for starts x
Dude why do you have little subs??? Your vids are awesome af!
thanks man :)
2:03 Me coming home with my McDonald’s
Dang, that RNG is some good stuff, Battle of middle earth has kaijus and even aliens!
“Ever since fossils were invented”
When I was a child, and Spore first came out, I had thought that I'd be able to do this but actually good. I hadn't even seen most of the hype.
I'm enjoying the modern day memery more than I did the game.
unironically pretty accurate
"The babies are adorable!"
The babies:
👁️ 👃👁️
💧 👄💧
what was the music at 3:27
This is hilarious, you actually need more subscribers.
thankyou :)
1:58 anyone else feel like he sounded like TommyInnIt when he said "fittest"?? or just me?
Microscopic creatures have a really rare chance of evolving into a human.
what would you do if homo sapiens got extinct?
that american: i wouldnt care
Those maraca axes definitely had the enemy rattled...heh heh
Spore really is a treasure trove of glitchy hilarity, especially with this guy's brilliant commentary
People in 1846:
I love how in every single one of these videos, the brown village ahs one theme that plays every time they come bearing gifts and hope. I love brown village :)
I have over 5000 hours in this game
This just got recommended to me and honestly the video production is INCREDIBLE
Thankyou :)
00:12 " what is a homosexua-"
You
@insaneyogurt4993 you?
@@babybear0067us.
He said homosapian not homosexual
@@GhaztVRhaha joke
Human:ㅤ*trying to attack the cyan village*
One guy: m a a r a c a s
This made me crack up from the constant humor, glitches, music, and brown village.
This is the best video on UA-cam. Change my mind
2:04 he got a serious case of rythm by the ryme
honestly i could binge watch a hundred videos like this
this was truly amazing lmao
Thankyou man :)
Love these videos. It's so cursed that it's great and funny at the same time. This is the human evolution origin.
The maracaxe is brilliant.
It is a technological environment adaptation to the constant attacks received while giving concerts known to humanity for centuries.
Ready to attack if a raid starts in the base while greeting new neighbors.
This sure will be in museums when they get to the 19th-ish century as one of the greatest inventions that helped us to succeed as species
very informative documentary, i really needed to know more about the lavender tribe for my history test
The whole narrator element in your Spore video's makes them great😁
Thankyou :))
Not regreting I didnt find this channel before. Now I can watch all videos without waiting for new one
The Cyan and Lavendere orcs: "How can the humans still thrive?!"
The Invisible Brown Tribe coming with yet another relief team:
Im happy that people still remembers this amazing game
Brown Village always with u in every play through, actual legends
After a LOAD of time waiting for part 2, I really wanna figure out how you had done in the civilization stage. C'mon, No waiting, I just want part 2.
It’s always the brown village in the spore that brings all the gifts and helps
just meet ur chanel, loving ur videos dude!
thanks man :)
what's with this guy and fossils he talks about them on almost every video
AND IT'S THE BEST THING EVER!
Thank you so much, this is so nice seeing spore on youtube
I love this dude, keep it up!
Thankyou :)
A excellent example of how human history looked like
I am so glad I looked at my watch later playlist your channel is awesome!
thanks very much :)
@@BogBoyOfficial You read your comments? *Wait that's* *illegal*
00:1 “invented” got a solid giggle out of me 10/10
what the hell, ive never gotten a human to look this good in spore
I saw the thumbnail and was like "that's going right into the uncanny valley for me". It's legitimately creepy in how good it is...