Salvation Through Annihilation

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  • Опубліковано 1 лип 2024
  • A TTS-verse thing I wanted to do, inspired by Celestine's deleted scene from Behemoth 3/3
    Script written by Eliphas, proofread by Alfabusa, SpeakerD, Stellar, Earndil and Voytek
    -----------VA----------
    Celestine: Snipe
    / snipethesorrow
    / snipeandwibplay
    Ku’gath: Stellar
    / stellarelite1
    Nurgle Cultist: Earndil
    / earndilio
    Canoness: Naerina
    / acolytenaerina
    www.deviantart.com/acolytenae...
    Priest yelling PHAT ASS: Eliphus
    Older Priest: Failsnake
    www.deviantart.com/failsnake
    / kingfailsnake
    Hospitaller: Nostalgia
    www.deviantart.com/comicker-kai
    / kaimanga12
    Sister Dialogus: Carla Mack
    / carla_mack
    m.imdb.com/name/nm3901875/?re...
    Random sister characters: LillolGaming, Carla Mack, Stephanie Swan Quills
    / stephanieswanquill
    / carla_mack
    m.imdb.com/name/nm3901875/?re...
    Repentia: LillolGaming
    Mistress of Repentance: Alfabusa
    / alfabusa
    Drunk Emperor: SpeakerD
    / supersnakekick
    Voice filters for Ku'gath and Celestine done by Stringstorm
    / galiant609
    ----------Musics------------
    0:00 The Fat guy
    • [Music] The Fat Guy
    2:12 and 3:11 Miraculous Intervention (Saint Celestine Theme by Pythorogus)
    • Miraculous Interventio...
    5:09 Undertale - Fallen Down (some unreleased cover I did for this)
    5:59 Saint Seiya - Last Holy War
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  • @ROFLobster4884
    @ROFLobster4884 3 роки тому +11272

    Grandpapa Nurgle Cares not about the thiccness,
    So long as you’re down with the sickness.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 3 роки тому +738

      Whoever came up with that is just... Disturbed.

    • @hardy2566
      @hardy2566 3 роки тому +265

      my God the perfect of this line,it....it is......beautiful

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 роки тому +97

      Let me get my radio and play the tune real quick.

    • @Snakedude4life
      @Snakedude4life 3 роки тому +315

      KORNE does not care about lore.
      He wants bodies to hit the floor.

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 3 роки тому +59

      @@TheKing-qz9wd COME ON COME ON

  • @FuckYou9458
    @FuckYou9458 3 роки тому +6073

    Describe Warhammer 40k to someone who's never heard of it before:
    "UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE TRIUMPHS AGAIN!!!"

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 3 роки тому +241

      Never before has the entire franchise been summed up with such precision and conciseness.

    • @1krani
      @1krani 3 роки тому +98

      Poppycock! That violence was QUITE necessary!

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 3 роки тому +26

      non fans: hmmm hmmm this seems good

    • @peterrasmussen394
      @peterrasmussen394 3 роки тому +62

      “Unnecessary Violence” perfectly describes:
      The War in Heaven
      The Cybernetic Revolt
      The Age of Strife
      The Great Crusade
      The Horus Heresy
      The Age of Apostasy
      Every Black Crusade
      The Tyranids and Orks, just in general
      And last but not least, Khorne.

    • @victorselve8349
      @victorselve8349 3 роки тому +23

      @@1krani if it worked it wasn't unnecessary ^^

  • @MatthewChenault
    @MatthewChenault 3 роки тому +1898

    “Are you the gender bent Sanguinius from my fanfic?”
    Probably the most disturbing question to ask a Saint.

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 2 роки тому +155

      She will be put into Penitent Engine immediately when Inquisitor comes to investigate about the incident.

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 Рік тому +88

      I mean...her hair is black not GLORIOUS golden blonde so obviously not!

    • @lucidlullaby894
      @lucidlullaby894 Рік тому +55

      “Genderbent Sanguinius from my fanfic”
      Sanguinius in the afterlife just starts screaming and doesn’t know why

    • @kacecrimson8297
      @kacecrimson8297 Рік тому +14

      Fujoshis in the Sororitas !?
      I can hear faint whip crackings

    • @vava7858
      @vava7858 Рік тому +1

      I smell a little SNIFF....... HERESY!! is what I thought that some marines would not say 😂

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm 3 роки тому +830

    The Sororitas that said "Adopt me, please!" Was the cutest thing a Sister of Battle could say

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 роки тому +1482

    Remember Chaos cultists, Saint Celestine isn't mad at you. She's just disappointed.

    • @yt_krg
      @yt_krg 3 роки тому +108

      that makes it worse

    • @doomguy4522
      @doomguy4522 3 роки тому +82

      Somehow, that is scarier.

    • @goingblargh
      @goingblargh Місяць тому +1

      And she wants you to think about what you’ve done and for it to _hurt._
      *_A lot._*

  • @BryanMinami
    @BryanMinami 3 роки тому +1609

    This video had genre Milf, angel, nun, and Ugly Bastard, Yuri
    Look like Hentai in nutshell

    • @nicedaemonette
      @nicedaemonette 3 роки тому +156

      And the ugly bastards got purge in flame, PRAISE BE THE MILF ANGEL NUN YURI!!!

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 3 роки тому +59

      O h. N o

    • @ThePumpkinRot
      @ThePumpkinRot 3 роки тому +22

      Snuff

    • @yeetyateyote5570
      @yeetyateyote5570 3 роки тому +59

      > milf angel nun yuri
      Sir we must report this to the Order Basedicus

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 3 роки тому +13

      I sense slaanesh infestastion in this thread.

  • @Detahramet
    @Detahramet 3 роки тому +435

    "Does the bubonic nerd wish for the lights to be dimmed?"
    Yep, she's the chosen of the Emperor.

  • @aceu.c.veteran5167
    @aceu.c.veteran5167 3 роки тому +281

    Battle sister:How could he shrug off so much damage?!
    Machanicus priest:HIS PHAT ASS took all of it!

  • @aname848
    @aname848 3 роки тому +3181

    "Make yourself at home" is honestly the most nurgle way of saying "Let's conquer this world"

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 роки тому +33

      Pretty much.

    • @hiti6753
      @hiti6753 3 роки тому +43

      He loves his daddy.

    • @edim108
      @edim108 3 роки тому +80

      You got to admit, Nurgle does genuinely care for and loves his followers.

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 3 роки тому +52

      @Samar3n That doesn't disprove that he cares for and loves his followers.

    • @mattmark94
      @mattmark94 3 роки тому +5

      @Edim I don't buy Chaos BS.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 3 роки тому +5972

    “Bubonic implies something very specific, you cannot just use it as a synonym for diseased.”
    Why does this make me laugh?

    • @wiccanthropy1956
      @wiccanthropy1956 3 роки тому +453

      Because that was so nerdy magnus the red called him out

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 3 роки тому +126

      You are WEAK

    • @wiccanthropy1956
      @wiccanthropy1956 3 роки тому +130

      @@ferrusmanus4013 thanks ghost manus

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 3 роки тому +84

      @@ferrusmanus4013
      Shut your dumb ghost face, you are not friend.

    • @nero5570
      @nero5570 3 роки тому +12

      I would imagine you found it funny

  • @thetribunaloftheimaginatio5247
    @thetribunaloftheimaginatio5247 3 роки тому +975

    I love that Celestine has Big Mom Energy. That is TOTALLY my headcanon.

  • @williamedward1666
    @williamedward1666 3 роки тому +147

    Canon art usually depicts Celestine with longer hair, but god DAMN she is cute with a bob cut.

  • @PerfectChaos123
    @PerfectChaos123 3 роки тому +2189

    "My THICKNESS is irrelevant."

  • @slacknhash
    @slacknhash 3 роки тому +4255

    That Canoness has some seriously advanced hairdressing servitors!

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 3 роки тому +141

      You are WEAK

    • @asteriskmeklord8569
      @asteriskmeklord8569 3 роки тому +92

      @@ferrusmanus4013 Desist

    • @andytorres6052
      @andytorres6052 3 роки тому +56

      Ferrus Manus *PUNCH* the real Ferrus Manus would say otherwise

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 3 роки тому +53

      @@ferrusmanus4013 Silence Brainghost Ferrus. You are not friend.

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere 3 роки тому +31

      Of course she does being a canones and not having a fabulous hairdo is heresy

  • @adamskashalashaska5199
    @adamskashalashaska5199 2 роки тому +142

    Considering how wholesome Ku'Gath's origin is it makes sense that he doesn't want a very "toxic" work environment

  • @zephyrstrife4668
    @zephyrstrife4668 3 роки тому +279

    My favorite quote: "Uneccesary Violence Triumphs Again!"
    describes the 40k universe so... succinctly.

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 11 місяців тому

      in the grim dark of the 40th millennium, all violence is necessary violence

    • @BananaChicken21
      @BananaChicken21 2 місяці тому

      The second best quote to describe it would be the Penitent Engine’s *[END THIS LIFE OF PAAAAAIN!!]*

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 3 роки тому +4058

    "GAZE UPON THIS!"
    Necron Lord: "The Primitives are stealing our lines! Awaken the Immortals!

    • @guxtse
      @guxtse 3 роки тому +134

      My lord, don't you mean the desyroyers?

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 3 роки тому +202

      @@guxtse Them too. Just...don't contact those Flayer weirdos yet.

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 3 роки тому +79

      You are WEAK

    • @humbleguardsman5578
      @humbleguardsman5578 3 роки тому +68

      @@ferrusmanus4013 FERRUS SHUT THE FUCK UP

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 3 роки тому +132

      Awaken?
      AYAY YAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen1047 3 роки тому +7179

    “Are you the genderbent sanguinous from my fanfic?”
    These are the questions that need to be answered

  • @TySavage1
    @TySavage1 3 роки тому +45

    "Fear my sickness, not my thickness"
    -Ku'Gath, probably

  • @arjyabirhazra1135
    @arjyabirhazra1135 2 роки тому +58

    "Are you the genderbent Sanguinius from my fanfic??"
    the girl who said this looked awfully like flick_the_thief's avatar

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 роки тому +3437

    I love how Celestine and the Canoness are the only things remotely resembling "normal" in this entire film.
    Maybe that's why Celestine is a saint?

    • @bossviper2833
      @bossviper2833 3 роки тому +30

      Film?

    • @konradklukowski1009
      @konradklukowski1009 3 роки тому +164

      This moment is basically WarHammer 40k community in a nutshell

    • @antoniosanchez-qd4cg
      @antoniosanchez-qd4cg 2 роки тому +11

      What is the ost that sound from the min 0:05 to min 1:50.

    • @richardtheerune2891
      @richardtheerune2891 2 роки тому +44

      Every canoness that is "normal" gets to be a saint is my take on canon.

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN 2 роки тому +1

      @@antoniosanchez-qd4cg check description.

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 3 роки тому +3198

    I like how the Plaguefather talks like a health inspector although instead of inspecting health, he's inspect how to infect this world.
    I also like how Celestine talks to that cultist like a disappointed mother.

    • @enricopaolocoronado2511
      @enricopaolocoronado2511 3 роки тому +55

      @Cloier Neirmr Wait, can't one torture a Nurglite cultist through soap?

    • @alexandrejose8362
      @alexandrejose8362 3 роки тому +94

      She is best girl for a reason. It is canon that she cried when Guilliman resurrected not because he is a demigod but because he can make the Imperium a better place. And a tsundere chimps out and she simply waits until she calms down.

    • @hisnotsolonely2961
      @hisnotsolonely2961 3 роки тому +11

      Kurgath is like that he is very much into the creation of plagues

    • @argylehenricksson4987
      @argylehenricksson4987 3 роки тому +80

      She actually did the (former) Nurglite cultist a favor. The diseases and rot plaguing his body are incurable, and without Nurgle's blessing, he will suddenly feel and suffer from every one of them, rather than be able to survive and ignore their taint. His death was far more merciful. Plus, by getting him to repent then purging all Nurglite bits and gubbins from his flesh and soul via holy fire, she basically gave him a one-way ticket to the Imperial Afterlife/Astronomicon Afterlife, which is heaven compared to the Chaos afterlife. So good on her.

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 роки тому +12

      @@enricopaolocoronado2511 well they probably don't like it at least...case in point karamazov throwing alot of soap at a greater demon as a prank

  • @richardpaxford5792
    @richardpaxford5792 3 роки тому +31

    "Not until he apologises." In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Angry Mary Poppins...

  • @stevengreen9536
    @stevengreen9536 3 роки тому +131

    Sister of Battle:Should he not be tortured and executed for summoning a demon on a temple world?
    Saint Celestine:Not until he apologizes.
    Nurgle Cultist:What did you say was gonna happen to me after i apologized!?

  • @neilnightblade
    @neilnightblade 3 роки тому +5640

    So we have Daddy Kitten and Mommy Celestine.
    Remember kids, a caring parental figure is the strongest defense against chaos!

    • @SupremeMetalOverlord
      @SupremeMetalOverlord 3 роки тому +360

      Could you even imagine if those two became an item...

    • @midcadet
      @midcadet 3 роки тому +449

      @@SupremeMetalOverlord My head canon is that Magnus and Ephrael Stern will hit it off in the Black Library in a Dual-Tsundere way.

    • @laviolenceabsolue5811
      @laviolenceabsolue5811 3 роки тому +135

      Considering the history of the emperor and the primarchs...

    • @RangerTheCEOofsx
      @RangerTheCEOofsx 3 роки тому +295

      sega616 I thought Kitten preferred his women blue?

    • @alexandrejose8362
      @alexandrejose8362 3 роки тому +127

      @@midcadet Nah, Ephrael already has that Harlequin boy toy. Our nerd keeps single, unless Karstodes can do something about it.

  • @PhoenixFlame321
    @PhoenixFlame321 3 роки тому +4044

    All things considered, Celestine was incredibly nice and merciful with that nurglite heretic. Not only she gave him a VERY quick death, she also talked him into expressing regret for worshiping chaos BEFORE doing the murder, likely denying Nurgle's claim for that soul.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 3 роки тому +407

      I hadn't thought of that. Good point.

    • @SilverHairedFreak25
      @SilverHairedFreak25 3 роки тому +483

      Guess that's why she's a Saint.

    • @sanguiniusse434
      @sanguiniusse434 3 роки тому +458

      Also provided him with what was probably the only compassion he had ever felt.

    • @yeenbaby2891
      @yeenbaby2891 3 роки тому +318

      @@sanguiniusse434 which allowed him to be redeemed and allowed into the heavenly afterlife of the imperium protected by terra itself

    • @saeniso9858
      @saeniso9858 3 роки тому +50

      Murder....... it's called purging you uncultured heretic

  • @MunchKing51
    @MunchKing51 2 роки тому +33

    This version of Celestine has such 'Step on me Mommy' energy about her. Damn.

    • @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest
      @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest Місяць тому +1

      In the words of that one sister of battle when the inquisition was in the warp: “That was the absolute worst thing you could have said. Thank you.”

  • @steelgreyed
    @steelgreyed 3 роки тому +10

    "Totally worth the optic nerve damage!"
    (Kevin)
    :raises finger, lowers finger, walks away:

  • @greyhunter3271
    @greyhunter3271 3 роки тому +1216

    Don't know why. But the idea of a sister of battle still being shy and adorable "Eep sorry ma'am! Open fire! Burn the Demons!" So wholesome yet terrifying.

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 3 роки тому +63

      Look,they are pure,some of the sororitas aren't THAT pure,you dont know the stuff that i did see in the 32th milenia

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 3 роки тому +31

      @@perturabo149 Lord Primarch... Considering they're latent pyromania that even rivaled your sons I wouldn't be surprised.

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 3 роки тому +9

      @@magosexploratoradeon6409 i agree about that

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 роки тому +6

      How is it wholesome?

    • @inquisitorwalmarius6650
      @inquisitorwalmarius6650 2 роки тому +9

      @@jeffthemercenary because it is cute how she acted. if you ask me to explain that then i give up, as i just got that feeling by watching it.

  • @StephanieSwanQuills
    @StephanieSwanQuills 3 роки тому +8600

    Celestine is wife for life. And being able to fanatically fangirl scream into a mic about her was waaaaayyyy too much fun!

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 3 роки тому +507

      The voice acting was practically perfect for all the characters. Thank you for gracing our world with your presence, Sister!

    • @noman8412
      @noman8412 3 роки тому +252

      It was wonderful! Waifu for lifu indeed! Her and Sanguinius are just too fabulous for all of us!

    • @ThatSpecificIndividual
      @ThatSpecificIndividual 3 роки тому +127

      That smug smile is just, the best.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 3 роки тому +85

      Saint Celestine is a Firm but Merciful Mother!

    • @randomultramarine446
      @randomultramarine446 3 роки тому +26

      You dare utter such heresy

  • @raspherion
    @raspherion 3 роки тому +20

    Lol Celestine likes the ultimate-British-supernatural-Nanny of Warhammer 40K!

  • @toybot99
    @toybot99 3 роки тому +45

    I love how the Sister Superior is just so done with everything.

  • @noradrenalin8062
    @noradrenalin8062 3 роки тому +2105

    The Emperor says: Salvation through Annihilation
    But Slaanesh says: Resurrection by Erection.

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 3 роки тому +1135

    Cain: we have found another
    Calgar: yes, we head to cadia and seek out celestine our fellow mood kindred

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 3 роки тому +115

      Oh come now she is NOT a piece of shit.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 роки тому +174

      *MOOD KINDRED*
      *eternal weeping intensifies

    • @warriortango
      @warriortango 3 роки тому +169

      Well sorta, she is afraid of praise because while she did do the job it is EXCESSIVE they both hate the praise cause they have no idea how they did it and circumstance JUST WON'T STOP LINING UP.

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 3 роки тому +87

      @@warriortango
      Now I want to see the three of them group hug.

    • @warriortango
      @warriortango 3 роки тому +49

      @@philiproe1661 I can agree to such, those bois need some comfort.

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 3 роки тому +61

    Mom Celestine is best Celestine.
    I dont even mean that in a weird way, shes so wholesome, i love it.

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 3 роки тому +24

    5:55 the entire Imperium of Man in a nutshell.

  • @khamankhoma8232
    @khamankhoma8232 3 роки тому +2794

    A Daemon who's all about toxicity complaining about a toxic work environment. I am dead XD

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 3 роки тому +51

      You are WEAK

    • @nicolasgodines1129
      @nicolasgodines1129 3 роки тому +18

      @@ferrusmanus4013 Shut tf up. You happy now?

    • @hisnotsolonely2961
      @hisnotsolonely2961 3 роки тому +32

      You will be amazed how kurgath is around other nurgle worshipers

    • @dekaw9138
      @dekaw9138 3 роки тому +62

      I mean nurgle is one of the least toxic people in 40k, socially

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 3 роки тому +20

      @@ferrusmanus4013 shut your NOT face ghostman ferrus, you are not friend

  • @locomastero
    @locomastero 3 роки тому +1011

    *"UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE TRIUMPHS AGAIN!!"*

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone 3 роки тому +40

      HERESY! That violence was completely necessary. If anything, she was unnecessarily merciful to that worshipper of Chaos!

    • @noman8412
      @noman8412 3 роки тому +29

      @@Nerdnumberone Pretty sure she was getting him to repent to deny his soul to Nurgle.

    • @vit968
      @vit968 3 роки тому +6

      *Just think of what the galaxy would be like if every race just settled things peacefully.*

    • @Jamie_Dodger97
      @Jamie_Dodger97 3 роки тому +13

      @@vit968 It's not called 'Peacehammer'.... Great band name tho.

    • @youtubewatcher6719
      @youtubewatcher6719 3 роки тому +5

      That was the best line for me

  • @NUTDOM
    @NUTDOM 3 роки тому +13

    Walking into this community is like walking into a convention hall in the back room of a supermarket

  • @lordhamster9452
    @lordhamster9452 3 роки тому +8

    Living saint: says holy chants
    Sisters of battle: become nuts
    Living saint says: STAP!
    The whole planet: would probably explode from the noise.

  • @jacobsharpe8219
    @jacobsharpe8219 3 роки тому +362

    “ are u the genderbent sanguinuios from my fanfic” the horror in those words the HORROR

    • @nicedaemonette
      @nicedaemonette 3 роки тому +7

      ...I don't get it...

    • @jacobsharpe8219
      @jacobsharpe8219 3 роки тому +60

      @@nicedaemonette the thirsty sister of battle made a fanfic of a female version of sanguineous which is the horror

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 3 роки тому +29

      @@jacobsharpe8219 It is also something a Slaaneshi cultist will write just to spite the Emperor.

    • @viraltang
      @viraltang 3 роки тому +3

      I mean it's not untrue.....

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 роки тому +11

      Sangunius in the materium : wait you werent suppose to do that

  • @Koppu1doragon
    @Koppu1doragon 3 роки тому +591

    And the Imperium wonders why the Saints don't hang out with them.

  • @PRIMUSxPRIME
    @PRIMUSxPRIME 2 роки тому +10

    "May i perform a vivisection"
    I literally yelled "Bitch!! Boundaries pls" 😂🤣

  • @devinsgueglia6478
    @devinsgueglia6478 3 роки тому +54

    The fanfic girl was a hysterical addition, if you know who she really is

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 3 роки тому +1108

    Nurgle Follower: "But toxic... good?"
    Plague Father: "No, no, toxic is defined as poisonous, causing or capable of causing death or illness if taken into the body. It does not cause the proliferation of life, it only harms existing life. Grandfather Nurgle deals in diseases, not in poisons, toxins, or pollution. Why is it so hard for you mortals to wrap your heads around that?"

    • @hydraman246
      @hydraman246 3 роки тому +49

      First Last Nurgle is Love, Nurgle is Life!

    • @FirstLast-cg2nk
      @FirstLast-cg2nk 3 роки тому +61

      @@hydraman246 It's ironic that you can say that both of those statements are perfectly accurate, and Nurgle is still evil to the core.

    • @kasadeya3754
      @kasadeya3754 3 роки тому +65

      First Last nurgle..is far from evil. He is by his very nature amoral. He is Life. So long as things live he lives. He is the eldest and most primal chaos god, becuse he is every living thing. He is nearly incapable of evil becuse he predates its conception haveing been born at the moment life came to be. The first microbe in existence is nurgle. He predated even death. Though it did follow soon after, Their must be chaos before order after all..
      Nurgle is not evil. Becuse evil is irrelevant for things desire to live. He’s incapable of it. As is Khorne. Only Tzentch and Slaanesh are capable of evil, And only Slaanesh meets the description haveing been born from vice, excess and depravtiyy itself.
      -:-
      His worshipers on the other hand? Are plenty evil. Like worshiping the incarnated conception of life does not make them exempt from morals. But life? Literally all desire to continue living made manifest. So long as one being still lives will live? Yeah. Can’t really attribute evil to nurgle. He just doesn’t understand you have any more value then a microbe. Becuse..objectively you don’t. You just get to think you do.

    • @FirstLast-cg2nk
      @FirstLast-cg2nk 3 роки тому +20

      @@kasadeya3754 I argue otherwise. Nature doesn't want to force you to join it. It has not plans or desires, it doesn't intentionally do things. It doesn't torture you so it can make you bend to its will. Nature simply is.

    • @kasadeya3754
      @kasadeya3754 3 роки тому +19

      First Last he is not nature, that’s a eldar thing a conception we give. It’s in his domains. He is again all life.. including the rampant unchecked kind.. certinally viruses try to force you to join them, they torture and forciably co opt cells, as do dolphins and cats, it’s far to say nature and it’s beasts don’t torture, intimidate or lack in cruelty. And invasive species oh my isn’t that a doozy. Not again their is anything evil about that. Evil is a us thing.
      It’s a thing we believe in and project onto others. Nurgle is everything life is, and that includes..Rampant, unchecked, brutlistic, unwilling to compromise, and cruel. None of those things are evil. They just are. Well, their evil to us more accurately except when we do them to other things. Eh, in summary evil is a order thing. It’s an attempt to force and order good and evil unto something unorderly nature and it’s tendency to be brutally unfair.
      Nurgle has desired and it’s the desire of life as a collective, expand, encompass, devour. What every species has always tried to do, from the smallest ants, viral prions, plants even.

  • @dsagent
    @dsagent 3 роки тому +5005

    Black hair, pale skin, and Black Lipstick on a woman is something really special.

    • @Audiotrocious
      @Audiotrocious 3 роки тому +192

      dsagent BTGG 👌🖤

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 3 роки тому +272

      You are WEAK

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 роки тому +80

      Black lipstick is weird.

    • @Bruva_Ayamhyt
      @Bruva_Ayamhyt 3 роки тому +665

      White hair, brown skin, and black lipstick are also a winning combination. The canoness can get it.

    • @spartanofrome5945
      @spartanofrome5945 3 роки тому +212

      @@ferrusmanus4013 Quiet Skost of Ferrus. You are Not Friend

  • @josephmoffatt4696
    @josephmoffatt4696 3 роки тому +18

    A good thing Celestine got out when she did. They were seconds away from swarming her and pulling out her hair and clothing.

  • @icecream1454
    @icecream1454 3 роки тому +9

    Ku'Gath: *professionals have standards*

  • @rogaldorn9457
    @rogaldorn9457 3 роки тому +460

    NGL that canoness was pretty cute 10/10 would purge heretics with

  • @Audiotrocious
    @Audiotrocious 3 роки тому +428

    I still laugh at the SoB having artillery organs

    • @MarieAvora
      @MarieAvora 3 роки тому +53

      hey, so do Tyranids!

    • @Audiotrocious
      @Audiotrocious 3 роки тому +13

      Mantas Žygus I see what you did there 😜

    • @aspitefulrose7001
      @aspitefulrose7001 3 роки тому +12

      God damnit... more jokes come out of this grimdark universe than Hollywood comedy could ever dream of.
      Tzeentch wins again.

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 роки тому

      @@MarieAvora only Ty is literally Organ

    • @timothywillox8564
      @timothywillox8564 3 роки тому +1

      @@aspitefulrose7001 just as planned

  • @banzeyegaming2234
    @banzeyegaming2234 3 роки тому +7

    St. Celestine: *Breathes*
    Sisters of Battle in 10 mile radius: *”INFECT ME MOMMY!!!”*

  • @Dr_Robodaz
    @Dr_Robodaz 3 роки тому +8

    3:30 The moment Celestine began channeling Leman Russ (or at least revealed her addiction to bleach cocktails).

  • @yecnay25
    @yecnay25 3 роки тому +404

    Tanned Canonness should be Grand Abbess with that level of common sense.

    • @lukestorm4866
      @lukestorm4866 3 роки тому +35

      I have a feeling her promotion to that level will happen soon.

    • @lordlucius1341
      @lordlucius1341 3 роки тому +24

      @@lukestorm4866 emperor: have the ultra Smurfs bring her to me and I will grant her the rank of holy cannoness of Terra, so that when I say “by Terras tits” everyone knows which Terra tits I speak of, because welding those skulls on there gets you bonus emperor points.

  • @Le-cp9tr
    @Le-cp9tr 3 роки тому +2055

    Great Unclean One: * Exists *
    Saint Celestine: “You fool! You’ve activated my 『S T A N D!』『ELECTRIC LIGHTS ORCHESTRA !』

    • @usokitsuki
      @usokitsuki 3 роки тому +42

      You, good sir, are getting the medal of cleverness

    • @benjaminstorace6699
      @benjaminstorace6699 3 роки тому +5

      noice

    • @ericboutet5315
      @ericboutet5315 3 роки тому +9

      @Nothing In Particular Stands are named after rock bands, Electric lights orchestra is a band

    • @aaronrichardsoong4110
      @aaronrichardsoong4110 3 роки тому +16

      You were expecting a warhammer meme but it was I, DIO!

    • @tiggerbane4325
      @tiggerbane4325 3 роки тому +3

      @Nothing In Particular Fool of course you can use electric lights in a orchestra... I mean how else are people going to see who is playing the solo!

  • @mrmc101
    @mrmc101 3 роки тому +3

    plot twist, its fathers day and the cultist wanted to give the plague father a present

  • @oscarlove4394
    @oscarlove4394 3 роки тому +5

    2:56 that smirk does things to me, i want her to bully me.

  • @goliath1179
    @goliath1179 3 роки тому +995

    Saint Celestine isn’t mad at you, she’s just disappointed. These nine dislikes are from Chaos worshippers. They shall be purged.

    • @powercore2000
      @powercore2000 3 роки тому +14

      Now its 12 bullied nurglites that weren't like in Schola Progenium.

    • @goliath1179
      @goliath1179 3 роки тому +7

      powercore2000 Then they shall be cut down and thrown into the abyss, to mewl with the rest of humanities foes.

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 3 роки тому +9

      Can she purge me too

    • @angus57720
      @angus57720 3 роки тому +4

      *EXCITEDLY LOADS BOLTER AND REVS CHAIN SWORD* Did someone say PURGE?!

    • @goliath1179
      @goliath1179 3 роки тому +2

      Ryan McCallum Make them repent

  • @worldeater2414
    @worldeater2414 3 роки тому +851

    This was actually really wholesome and cute for the Sisters of Battle.
    Wonder what they think of Magnus in the throneroom

    • @ragnerschwarzmane3412
      @ragnerschwarzmane3412 3 роки тому +86

      World Eater in one sound: „REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!“

    • @worldeater2414
      @worldeater2414 3 роки тому +28

      @@ragnerschwarzmane3412 That make space wolves lap dogs?
      Certainly are fond of taking orders from anyone

    • @bloodfang9820
      @bloodfang9820 3 роки тому +58

      "Magnus in the WHAT"

    • @KiwiSpartan01
      @KiwiSpartan01 3 роки тому +3

      @@bloodfang9820 do you follow tts?

    • @KingofAwesomness14
      @KingofAwesomness14 3 роки тому +6

      @@bloodfang9820 you forgot the "!?" there, fixed it.

  • @anonymousdolan4862
    @anonymousdolan4862 2 роки тому +10

    6:20 from what I have heard she’s actually a warp daemon turned holy

  • @harripursiainen5420
    @harripursiainen5420 3 роки тому +5

    It allways make me laugh when sister hospitaller say "Asking for a friend".

  • @MrIronWar
    @MrIronWar 3 роки тому +705

    Emperor bless us with more dark skin white hair black lipstick sororitas.

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 роки тому +23

      The best kind

    • @Goldfish4242
      @Goldfish4242 3 роки тому +39

      I do believe I now know how to paint my canoness.

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 3 роки тому +1

      Dark skin ?,white hair ?, It ins't the opposite
      Oh forget,i was thinking it was celestine for a moment,but don't worry they might have alot more like here

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 3 роки тому +29

      My Emperor bless us with Gyaru Soroitas

    • @davidgruzin8269
      @davidgruzin8269 3 роки тому +7

      Well In DoW I paint sisters of battle with a lots of purple. They look very attractive. I call them Slaanesh's Daughters.

  • @BurstfireFAMAS
    @BurstfireFAMAS 3 роки тому +2433

    Tanned Canoness is making me feel things

    • @mpcrauzer
      @mpcrauzer 3 роки тому +194

      Not only you budy

    • @jordanmiles2252
      @jordanmiles2252 3 роки тому +173

      My tendons tug with delight

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 3 роки тому +218

      *MY ASS CHEEKS ARE IN TREMORS*

    • @GrenzRell
      @GrenzRell 3 роки тому +112

      * Slaanesh likes that *

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 роки тому +60

      Her voice sounds familar. Like the one from 40K theories.
      The appearence? Wrong shade of brown. She makes me think about chicken but she is not an order of breasts and thighs I can eat.
      And that is actual eating, in case you want to twist what I said. Twist this and you'll be on a special list for making a stew.

  • @panzertank938
    @panzertank938 2 роки тому +10

    "Totally worth the nerve optic damage"
    Me at full brightness:Ya got that right

  • @the36lessons11
    @the36lessons11 2 роки тому +10

    05:44
    the scream is hilarious 🤣

  • @Bigbabki
    @Bigbabki 3 роки тому +168

    Saint Celestine not dying during one of her apparition is a rare sight I think

    • @codyraugh6599
      @codyraugh6599 3 роки тому +19

      With how GW over uses her for the Worf Effect yeah.

  • @micah4993
    @micah4993 3 роки тому +522

    It’s nice to see Celestine be a complete and utter badass in the tts verse.

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi 3 роки тому +14

      She is on the tabletop also. Or was. Haven't gotten to play this edition yet, damn coof.

    • @gustavoritter7321
      @gustavoritter7321 2 роки тому +4

      She appears in episode 26

  • @tucan6376
    @tucan6376 3 роки тому +8

    "Dear flying floodlight, I am leaving"
    When you say goodbye to your ginger friend in summer.

  • @zachm9202
    @zachm9202 3 роки тому +12

    Mommy Celestine is dealing with the Nurgle Cultist child while Plague-father Ku'gath is just going to the store for some sandpaper cigarettes... For a couple milennia

  • @Mravatarmech
    @Mravatarmech 3 роки тому +182

    1:18 the most knowledgeable missionary in the imperium

  • @Lozzer70
    @Lozzer70 3 роки тому +970

    *Same situation with Black Templars.*
    Celestine: "Stay firm, Warriors of Sigismund! Until we meet again."
    *Nodding and righteous acclamations as Celestine leaves.*
    Castellan: "Though I have no sex drive, that righteous smiting was quite alluring".
    Marshal: *Dorn Voice* "Yeeeeees."

    • @Audiotrocious
      @Audiotrocious 3 роки тому +69

      Lawrence Weston unnecessary violence wins again

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 роки тому +39

      Me in the Templars: "Pretty sure that was a warpspawn. Aren't we supposed to shoot it?"

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 3 роки тому +60

      @@TheKing-qz9wd "And not engage in GLORIOUS MELEE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR? Who was your knight as you were a squire, a ultramarine?"

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 роки тому +22

      @@nonya1366
      *"You DARE make light of me?"*
      *destroys boltor and grabs thunder hammer

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 3 роки тому +13

      @@TheKing-qz9wd "You would threaten a brother for pointing out your own Cowardice from shying away from battle? What's next, you'll try and cow me like you would a Mortal? Perhaps you've look to your own sins before attempting to make new ones."

  • @Kemot300
    @Kemot300 3 роки тому +15

    Saint Celestine: " I fear no Greater Demons of Chaos! But this... (6:22 - 7:13) .. this is scary.

  • @NeinBreaker
    @NeinBreaker 3 роки тому +168

    And on that day, the entire sisterhood was subjected to the Repentia treatment by order of the Canoness.

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 3 роки тому +26

      You are WEAK

    • @NeinBreaker
      @NeinBreaker 3 роки тому +25

      ​@@ferrusmanus4013 Hey, Vulcan? Your personal ghost is on the loose.

    • @sapphiredawn5773
      @sapphiredawn5773 3 роки тому +5

      @@NeinBreaker shost skhost idk the dammn skull ghost is loose

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 3 роки тому +2

      @@NeinBreaker fuck

    • @schrodingerskatze6487
      @schrodingerskatze6487 3 роки тому +8

      @Iron Hands Terminator Basically, its wrapping you in some red cloth pieces, thight corsets and a lot of chains, pin some purity seals into your flesh for good measure, arm you with an Eviscerator (hugeass two-handed chainsword able to cut through battle tanks like warm butter) and send you as berserk kamikazes against pretty much the worst and deadly the opposing forces have to offer.Thous, having you "repent" for all sins commited with your inenevitable and quite violently gruesome demise (did I mention you are herded into battle by a SoB with two power whips whose rank description is literally Dominatrix?).

  • @E100Omega123
    @E100Omega123 3 роки тому +527

    Being a Canoness must be a grueling job. Imagine trying to lead a garrison's worth of psychotic religious zealots who have synchronized red rage once a month.

    • @Ashtor1337
      @Ashtor1337 3 роки тому +82

      That's why there are monthly crusades

    • @Off_Screen
      @Off_Screen 2 роки тому +44

      its like running a cult of hungry music fans. so basically the kpop fanbase

    • @notgraham.7215
      @notgraham.7215 2 роки тому +52

      The rage isn't the bad part, it's the come down when you've got all those ultra lethal saroritas bawling their eyes out, super emotionally unstable, and you've no idea how you made them upset.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 роки тому +7

      @@notgraham.7215 women do not make good warriors and the ecclesiarchy should not be surprised that they constantly lose to every other faction in the game.

    • @user-lf3fg4rv6g
      @user-lf3fg4rv6g 2 роки тому +32

      Yet they still kick daemon ass your opinion is duly ignored

  • @knighthunter1791
    @knighthunter1791 3 роки тому +108

    Can we appreciate Eliphus for shouting "His PHAT ASS took all of it"? Best line in the video.
    ♥️⚰️
    Edit: changed Eliphus to Eliphas.
    Wait now I'm so confused.
    Double-checked, it's still Eliphus.
    Another edit: Editing removes the heart award from the channel so I'll add a coffin for the lost heart.

  • @Hopefighter
    @Hopefighter 3 роки тому +6

    even the demons of Nurgle cannot tolerate a toxic work-place environment. Be kind to your coworkers. This message has been brought to you by Papa Nurgle

  • @calvinginn1637
    @calvinginn1637 3 роки тому +285

    Chaos Worshipper: "I just wanted recognition!"
    imagine if Saint Celestine said: "But you smell of disease and entitlement."

  • @kythebengzon8023
    @kythebengzon8023 3 роки тому +200

    Ah Celestine probably saw the possible future where she got owned by the Swarm Lord and decided to remind us why she's badass.

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 3 роки тому +38

      You are WEAK

    • @douchevick309
      @douchevick309 3 роки тому +41

      And then she was reminded why she shouldn't do that.
      Also shut up youtube account of Ferrus Manus, you are not friend.

    • @pearsegallagher106
      @pearsegallagher106 3 роки тому +2

      wait what happend?

    • @sorrybroo8303
      @sorrybroo8303 3 роки тому +2

      @@pearsegallagher106 got rape by billion of swarmlord

  • @S0renz
    @S0renz 3 роки тому +9

    Celestine: *disappears*
    Random Sororitas: Aw! I wanted to hug her!

  • @SarynPrime
    @SarynPrime 3 роки тому +10

    Canoness: That monster! How can he shrug off so much damage?!
    That one guy: His *PHAT ASS* took all of it
    me: well, your not wrong *chuckles a bit*

  • @YuGiOhAbridgeFAN
    @YuGiOhAbridgeFAN 3 роки тому +390

    I want to see the other Saints that were with Celestine during the PURGING of Vandire and his pals.
    Edit: Celestine appears to have been not-yet-alive nor dead at the time of Vandires paddling. I request instead for more saints and paddling's.

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 3 роки тому +22

      You are WEAK

    • @seankohzhen
      @seankohzhen 3 роки тому +15

      They didn't exist yet the age of apostasy was before the adepta sororitas was officially inducted into the Ecclesiasty. And celestine was a repentia so the timeline wouldn't line up.

    • @worldeater2414
      @worldeater2414 3 роки тому +2

      I will approve of seeing Mina tho. No sainthood but yeah

    • @BLOrtega
      @BLOrtega 3 роки тому +1

      @@ferrusmanus4013 The real Ferrus Manus would've said the opposite

    • @rdv-bd8mm
      @rdv-bd8mm 3 роки тому +2

      Celestine wasn't even born at the time

  • @Quonzer
    @Quonzer 3 роки тому +58

    4:14
    The fancy-pants British accent makes it even better.

    • @midcadet
      @midcadet 3 роки тому +7

      She's like a militant Mary Poppins.

    • @Quonzer
      @Quonzer 3 роки тому +6

      @@midcadet Oh god if we could only get her VA to say: "Spit spot, there's a good lad."

  • @knightinpijamas3166
    @knightinpijamas3166 2 роки тому +6

    goodbye TTS, you will be missed...

  • @Metaretru
    @Metaretru 3 роки тому +12

    that "PUNISH ME CELESTINE" got me good lol

  • @Jay-ln1co
    @Jay-ln1co 3 роки тому +90

    "A Heretic may see the truth and seek redemption. He may be forgiven his past and will be absolved in death."

  • @otakusized07
    @otakusized07 3 роки тому +126

    I'm getting a strong "Ara ara" vibe from Celestine...
    I love it!

  • @sohomchatterjee
    @sohomchatterjee 2 роки тому +2

    “Dear floating floodlight I'm leaving"
    😂😂😂

  • @sirskitariibush5570
    @sirskitariibush5570 3 роки тому +7

    "UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE TRIUMPHS AGAIN!"
    Imperium in a nutshell.

    • @squidcultist0022
      @squidcultist0022 2 роки тому +1

      The entre 40k universe and timeline in a nutshell

  • @catosicarius445
    @catosicarius445 3 роки тому +104

    You know I really want to know about Celestine's top 18 Primarchs

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 3 роки тому +17

      A thing is for sure
      Sangunius will be the the 1st
      I will be in top 5 (for some reason)
      All the traitor primarchs will be in the bottom
      And the rest is history

    • @rayhankazianga6817
      @rayhankazianga6817 3 роки тому +5

      All that is sure is that sanguinius will be 1st

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 роки тому +5

      1st will be Sang and last will be Horus

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 Рік тому +1

      @@perturabo149 pretty humble of you to put yourself in number 5 oh great Vulkan.

  • @qliphalpuzzle5453
    @qliphalpuzzle5453 3 роки тому +55

    You can’t get away with that Saint Seiya reference

  • @cullysloy2705
    @cullysloy2705 3 роки тому +7

    0:37 I love that Chaos is nice to eachother while humans abuse one another.

  • @maddinthegreat9674
    @maddinthegreat9674 3 роки тому +6

    The Canoness with her growns remembers me a bit of TTS Marneus Calgar xD

  • @eltonjohntubola3212
    @eltonjohntubola3212 3 роки тому +98

    I want the sister to hug me tight and sing a song for me to sleep.

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 3 роки тому +25

      You are WEAK

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 роки тому +24

      Now I concur with sleeping with the song of a beautiful woman, but how do you sleep while in the tight compression of a hug?
      I think I'll lie down on the lap.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 роки тому +4

      @Iron Hands Terminator
      That's some snuff-masochism you got going on and I feel uncomfortable.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 3 роки тому

      @Iron Hands Terminator Inquisition: Write that down.

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 3 роки тому +1

      @Iron Hands Terminator iron hands,if rogal sees this,he will kill you for that "heresy"

  • @alicegisler6789
    @alicegisler6789 3 роки тому +289

    *Hears Celestine speak*
    Hold on a minute is that--
    *Checks credits*
    IT IS, SNIPE, SHE IS AMONG US!!

    • @wilhelmkaiser1435
      @wilhelmkaiser1435 3 роки тому +37

      Snipe has been the voice of Celestine as long as she's appeared in TTS.
      Snipe and Wib also voiced the eldar titan that the ultramarines fought in the webway

    • @alicegisler6789
      @alicegisler6789 3 роки тому +1

      Wilhelm Kaiser Neat! I must not’ve been paying as close attention in the past.

    • @voidstrider801
      @voidstrider801 3 роки тому +12

      @@wilhelmkaiser1435 She also voiced the canoness in tts, the one who didn't die at the gate of khaine, unlike her sisters however, who were significantly less lucky in that battle.

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 3 роки тому +6

      She do be acting kinda sus ngl

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 3 роки тому +2

      Whos snipe?

  • @e21big
    @e21big 3 роки тому +12

    Celestine is basically a feminine and successful Asmodai - "there, there little heretic wouldn't you repent for TOMORROW YOU'RE DEAD"

  • @mixinganimegifswithanythin3
    @mixinganimegifswithanythin3 3 роки тому +16

    That all girls catholic school yuri manga vibes mixed with the "unnecessary violence" was all that I need. You make my month.

  • @RedXD42
    @RedXD42 3 роки тому +336

    "You gotta go to Cadia"
    If this is canon to the TTS-verse, and if the Interrogation is also canon...
    ...oh yes.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 3 роки тому +19

      At least Failbaddon still gets his butt handed to him.

    • @dragoonunleashed9962
      @dragoonunleashed9962 3 роки тому +8

      I tought Eldrad requested Vect's aid with the coming of the 13th "i had to throw an attack moon to win" Black Crusade?

    • @Ower8x
      @Ower8x 3 роки тому +11

      @@dragoonunleashed9962 well not sure how it will go in TTS, but in official cannon the moon party happened before the start of the 13th as Yvraine is already the emissary during the fall of Cadia ....
      Will be interesting how thing will go in Commorragh as that is where she became emissary as a result of the Eldrads failed moon party ...

    • @Luke_Danger
      @Luke_Danger 3 роки тому +8

      Should we be eagerly awaiting the arrival of Solar Admiral Spire, then?

    • @choobs8511
      @choobs8511 3 роки тому +1

      @@Luke_Danger It would be great if Spire Showed up as a character as Boreale and Diomedes did.

  • @yt_krg
    @yt_krg 3 роки тому +145

    i want qt3.14 smug imperial saint nagging wholesome mommy wife pls gib qt3.14 smug imperial saint nagging wholesome mommy wife

  • @leokeatonn
    @leokeatonn 3 роки тому +15

    Nurgle is simultaneously the most vile and most courteous of the chaos gods

  • @souldemon70
    @souldemon70 3 роки тому +11

    4:42
    Me: MOM WHY ARE YOU WAISTING TIME ON THIS HERETIC, JUST BURN HIM 👿

  • @FidoZip1988
    @FidoZip1988 3 роки тому +8

    I want Saint Celestine to step on me