The Horus Heresy Trailer but google-translated villainously
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Horus voiced by Ki Mckenzie
Additional voices by Alfabusa
I do these by translating on Google each of the original lines through a dozen or more different languages and then translate it back to English. I repeat the operation until each line is ridiculous enough to have it voiced. - Наука та технологія
"God slapped me in the face as a child."
That's actually a pretty good line...
its probably accurate too
Accurate.
Feels like a tumblr post
@@teodorofreiberger2438 no that’s lorgar
Sounds lore accurate
"I'm not happy."
- That sums up everything that happens in Warhammer.
What a horrible way to find out that the Tyranids over eat out of sheer depression .
Only sums up chaos because they represent emotions in the most extreme way.
Who isn't after they are forced to leave lego?
Except the only ones who are happy are the orks
Konrad Curze is typing...
"They describe me as a fat Greek. I am an average adult. I am looking forward to checking out the famous Chuck cream cake."
-A fat Greek
"I think you will find I am average size"
I thought Perturabo was the fat Greek, but okay Horus.
@@elliotfrancislyle7740 no, Perturabo is the actual regular sized Greek.
Never knew Horus had weight insecurities
@@sailorkek8672 what do you think that thick layer of armor meant to hide?
Screams like a worshiper of Korn
Words of a slaneshi degenerate
Voice of a nurgle
And randomness of Tzeench
He truly is a puppet of the dark gods
Chaos Undivided
you fool, tzneeth is not random
even in acts of randomness it is a calculated move
Truly the Champion of the Dark Gods
@@Biodeamon your comment is too understandable to be considered accurate.
If Emps just left Horus alone to play Lego everything would have been fine
Perturabo wants to play LEGO the most, but emp let Dorn play it instead.
Dorn would be offended, all the LEGO are his.
*DORNIAN HERESY*
my mans just wanted to go outside and touch grass
@@bufan7177 Perty got fucking Kre-o
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE MY XBOX DAD!!!
“This is the European Union War.”
*How Timely.*
How coincidental
this is called for shadowing
How so? EU is not at war
@@steelbear2063 Officially? No.
But their involvement Russia-Ukraine War? Even some officials apparently and foolishy saying their at war? Along member country governments second guessing their membership? Things ain't so peachy-keen over there.
Plus, I did make comment partially tongue-in-cheek.
@@DeusExAngelo What a shock that the EU was the true mistake, right?
It really is just a club of rich wannabe politics, after all.
"When you can't get rid of the bad sex, BREASTFEEDING VIDEOS ARE MY GO-TO!"
Yeep, that influence of Slaanesh is sure visible now. Ian Watson approves!
That line had me coughing and wheezing with laughter for like 2 solid minutes holy shit
ian watson boys roll out
Ian Watson, Sewer Goblin Extraordinare
He's just that good
You mean the writer of the screenplay for Steven's Abominable Intelligence?
Magnus is Upset
Horus is not happy
Fungus Cobb: "Some of us are angry"
Imagine being on your last leg about to die, then seeing your enemies leader slowly walking to you saying. "Kumwhalk is a Norwegian folk song created by Big Family Tree"
The last thing you hear before you die is "I'm pregnant"
“NO IT’S ABOUT HORSES”
Warhammer 40k - when everything always go from bad to worse.
This is a masterpiece. “I am pregnant, we were all circumcised together, god slapped me in the face as a child”
That last line is a banger though. No pun intended
Surprisingly accurate
this dude has just had the worst in life. Poor man.
Never before has Warhammer be so daringly progressive
@@meyers0781 ahmen
Horus is now cannonically corrupted by the great horned rat
Fish Fish Tak Rat!
Let the galaxy burn, YES YES
Imagine if for some god forsaken reason they reintroduce the skave i wh40k and the horned rat is a insane shard of horus that somehow(come on we saw weirdest hailmarys in wh40k) survived implanting itself into a rat....
@@martinmortyry7444 warpstone yes yes
The great horny rat.
"Free Star Trek tutorials!" *Proceeds to glass a planet*
General Order 24 be like.
How the actual fuck could it go from "let the galaxy burn" to "breastfeeding videos are my goto"?
Chaos united.....
from Greek galaxias (kuklos) ‘milky (vault)’, from gala, galakt- ‘milk’.
@@DragonWinter36 ohh
"The dark side of chaos is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
Slanesh
“Please give me grass.”
Warmaster Horus seeking a boon from Slanesh to help him relax after a long day
They call it the ruinous kush
"We were all circumcised together"
These chaos initiation rituals are getting wild.
Can't wait for GW to release a space marine Mohel model, complete with chain scalpel.
when real life is more grimdark than 40k.
that's why Emperor was against Warrior Lodges
@@zeo_crash7984 I laughed at the chain scalpel. Then I remembered that it's already fucking canon.
@@DIMOHA25 I didn't even know it was canon, I guess I should probably just have assumed something like that would be.
I like the one part where a skaven tries to steal the mic.
Fish Fish Tak Rat indeed brother!
I know right? Horus has a perfectly horse voice to sound Skaven.
"When you can't get rid of the bad sex, BREASTFEEDING VIDEOS ARE MY GO-TO!"
That line is more heretical than any line written in Horus Heresy series.
Fulgrim would be proud, eh pettytuba?
@@KingLich451Unfortunately yes. He deserves another beating.
@@KingLich451Yes, indeed.
"We were all cirmumcised together. God slapped me in the face as a child."
To be fair I would betray the Emporor too if he did that to me.
it's kind of appalling how few men do. we could abolish the abuse tomorrow if more of us spoke out.
where is my foreskin father?
WE WERE ALL CIRCUMCISED TOGETHER
honestly i believe it
"I'm not happy"
You could put it that way
"I am pregnant." - Horus Lupercal in speech to his men before Istvaan IV
Now I know how the Astartes are made and why are they calling the primarchs as they faters
@@karaya111
Canonically space marine has a gland that could reproduce their other geneseed gland in their body, and apothecary can harvest it so it could be saved up to make a new recruit. So it’s really kinda like pregnant, but it only gave birth to artificial organs.
Not sure it worked for Primarchs though. Horus could’ve have that gland due to chaos mutations or someshit.
WHO DID THIS TO YOU WARMASTER
…We learned a lot about Horus in the video
Fish Fish Tak Rat
And yet I'm even more confused now.
Yes like how he says he is an average male but in reality he is a fat Greek and the fact that he watches breast feeding tutorials
That he's an average Fat Greek
No pregnancy leave is the cause of heresy
“No it’s about horses.”
John mulaney: *slams his hands on his desk* I fucking knew it!
"Fish Fish Tak Rat." - Horus M31
"Please give me grass" only someone who's maindenless would say something like that
*No heresy?*
Or they just really like weed
no bitches?
well, it makes sense
it's about horses
He wanted self-improvement
0:13 Oh no, The Emperor took his legos.
Now, I fully support Horus. All venerate the Chaos
A yes this is how I always imagined "The European Union war" to look like.
Currently going down in a way
Damn the EU really stepped up its weapons and Vehicles.
Now I know where is my tax money goes.
Government money well spent.
Be on the lookout for Z-marked land raiders and tractors towing Warlord titans
"This is the European union war"
"They call me a fat greek!"
I AM AN AVERAGE ADULT!
Horus was possessed by the Great Horned Rat for a moment there 1:10
Also, Alfabusa's additional voices: *SCREAMS AND DIES*
Technically, Horus was so powerful because he had the favour of ALL Chaos Gods, so GHR may be also involved.
@@user-xb1wh5mt4lyea but we don’t know if he even exists in the 40k verse
"Please give me grass" hits so fucking hard
He talks like a slaaneshi worshipper but sounds like a Khorne follower minus the screaming.
Screams like a Khorne Follower, has the voice of a Nurgle follower, the things he says are sometimes Slanesshi, but its all random.....just as Tzeench has planed.
@@markosimunic4770 and the great horned rat also joined.
He's literally chaos undivided
I knew it was just all about the primarchs having... mommy issues
"This is the European Union War"
Wait, didnt Captain Long Mario, aka Titus, join the EU?
The plot of the google-translated universe thickens
Lmao
He caused a civil war in the EU because he was a socialist.
The EU wasn’t ready for the socialism long Mario brought with him
When the Ork said: "Mario is in the air!" he was gloating about the upheaval of the Marian Heresy.
Fish Fish Tak Rat sounds like something Sklaven would say.
"They describe me as a fat Greek. I am an average adult" they drew him as a soy wojack when in fact he was an avarega chad.
This whole video was worth it for "No, it's about horses." I can imagine someone passionately shouting it as the coup de grace of a lore debate.
-Anonymous Kriegsman explaining what he believes makes their charges so strong
With those first two lines this seems to be more a Dornian Heresy meme than a Horus Heresy meme
When was the Dornian heresy done? I can’t remember which year 4chan made it
@@noneofyourbusiness4133 its a fan made horus heresy therory its acctualy not bad pretty good, it fills in many if the plot holes from the horus heresy
THEY DESCRIBE ME AS A FAT GREEK
I AM AN AVERAGE ADULT
First time seeing the actual trailer, and not just the Horus face meme. He's kinda giant here isn't he?
Big enough to pick up his children space Marines like a toddler!
@@Hawkens4k my impression always was that the primarchs would be a little more than one head taller then the average marine, he seems a bit taller than he should
@@SgtThiel he is in massive armor too.
@@SgtThiel Yeah you have to remember that he is in fukhueg armor as well.
in lore the primarcs are about 12 feet tall, and Big E is 16". spess mereens are about 8". Some variations of course, give or take a foot or so on individual basis.
"No! It's about Horses!"
The latest Hunter the Parenting log got me thinkin'.
I’m not happy.
Horus (c)
Well, that’s cannon.
"god slapped in the face as a child"
And so started the war for free star trek tutorials
"This is the European Union War"
Man it's heating up in Ukraine
ah yes Vladimir Putin has decided to unlesh the legion titanica in Ukraine :D
@@ivanelias3916 Ukraine in turn deploys the dreaded Tractorus Titanicus
You know why don't countries play tablr top games instead of actually killing people in war? I mean it would significantly cheaper.
Are those free Star Trek tutorials still available?
@@jonathanathor117Debatable...
Horus really needs to have a word with his grass dealer because something was definitely in his last batch
I think his grass dealer put some of that Slaneshi cocaine in there, what else would drive Horus to say what he said here?
He must have dabbled in some of Nurgle's meth, I mean what else would he cooking in that pot than chaos crystals?
Nice guy Horus giving out free Star Trek tutorials.
For some reason, only for the General Order 24.
the noik
They said that Horus went mad, near the end.
Honestly, the first 2 lines are a mood.
I would be mad too if I was taken from my legos
I like how noones talking about "NO its about horses"
Look up
"When you can't get rid of the bad sex, breastfeeding videos are my go-to"
© Sun Tzu probably
Horus is into some kinky shit...
I can only imagine what the Imperial Fist in the beginning was thinking hearing this from Horus, only to get stabbed as the last thing he hears is 'I'm pregnant' from the Warmaster
One can only wonder what the other space marines in the afterlife would think if he said that to them
God, who do you even think he'd assume would be the baby daddy in that situation?? That poor IF
is this what being an astropath is like
Underrated.
"God (Emperor of Mankind) slapped me in the face as a child" And he held the grudge for this long...
"God slapped me in the face as a child"
Did...did Lorgar write that one ?
Because it's sounds like he did and he is still salty about it..
I was there the day Horus got circumcised with the boys.
"Fish Fish Tak Rat"
I keep forgetting not to watch these videos on my break while drinking coffee... now all my reports are stained with coffee.
"I am pregnant"
I fucking WHEEZED
The stone cold way he announces his pregnancy right after destroying his adversary with his claws is priceless
I now know a lot more about Horus than I ever wanted too.
You mean the European Union wars right?
Imagine if this is the kind of messages Psykers and the scribes assigned them would have to reverse translate from distorted and scrambled warp data? And they just have to keep straight face through the process.
The amount of discipline that would take...
Horus will not be fat shamed
I think all the Chaos wraped Horus' mind in more ways than one.
* Kills Imperial Fist marine* I am pregnant.
He must have offended him somehow… I wander what he said
@@kawaii_pankat4461 “They describe me as a fat Greek. I am an average adult!”
@@kawaii_pankat4461 Dorn is the father.
Never stop making these
Until google translate has become so good that the output is no longer funny.
@@nnelg8139 I dread that day...
I WAS HOPING FOR THIS THE MOMENT IT CAME OUT
Horus Heresy XVI: The Sexual Rebellion
This is what happens when the emperor tries to keep his son away from Legoland
He only let Dorn play with Legos and a bunch of them got angry. (Especially a certain primarch of the iron warriors)
"When you can't get rid of the bad sex, BREASTFEEDING VIDEOS ARE MY GO-TO!"
I feel called out.
Poetry! Utter and complete poetry!
"rykard boss music start"
JOIN HORUS ASSS FAMILY
WE WERA ALL CIRCUMCISED TOGETHEERRRRR
I finally understand all Horus pain and anger. Free star trek tutorials!
Star Trek Online being so difficult and needing tutorials is something worth going to war for.
Me before starting this video: This is gonna be funny.
Me after "I'm not happy." 10s in: *wheeeze*
I am glad that the Legend of Water still somehow revolves around European Union
Apparently the EU expanded to include the entire world and later on most of the galaxy.
@@beanboi8838 as it should be!
Wasn't expecting this, but I'm so glad its here!
This is peak comedy.
Also, Horus being pregnant is definitely Slaanesh’s fault.
You're all sleeping on the Famous Chuck Cream Cake
I hope Horus at least got to check it out.
Horus was truly driven mad by chaos
IM PREGNANT
No, this isn't Horus Heresy. This is Perturaban Heresy.
next do a google translate of the cease and decist order from GW
YES!
At least he still makes more sense than Failbaddon
Somehow it does make a lot more sense
@@MSGT_Johnson I think maybe Google Translate is getting better.
When he said “ free Star Trek tutorials!” That hit hard
Istvaan getting virus-bombed was just a tutorial for General Order 24
"I'm not happy."
Understatement of the millennia!
The Horses part made me lough 'cuz it made me remember Big D's favorite son Horse!
Glad to know I'm not the only one whose mind went there. 😉🤣
There is so much gold in this it could almost be enough for Big E.
Horus and Sanguinius were such LEGO bros. Sanguinius even allowed Horus to borrow his Minifigures. And he once did not return them. When Sanguinius confronted Horus on his battle ship, Sanguinius realised, that he also stole their father's 24 carat Gold C-3PO and Mr. Gold minifigure. When Sanguinius wanted to return father's minifigures back to him, Horus stopped him, and offered him, greatest LEGO Empire galaxy has ever seen. After Sanguinius found out, that Perturabo is allowed to play with LEGO aswell, he refused. And Horus got angry. They started building their best LEGO building, but Sanguinius lost. From the shock, of not losing to Horus, but from the Minifigures not returning to the Emperor, he collabsed to the ground. Then... as Horus was happy from the victory, not noticing Sanguinius, Emperor came to the room and stared at his most beloved minifigures in shock.
This gave me a laugh I really fucking needed. Thank you
Wow, so the whole reason for the Heresy was that the God-Emperor took away Horus's LEGOs? Nice work, Big E.
that and slapping him in the face
Chichi Mata's pure energy really is surprising
So that's how you get rid of the bad sex! I was trying therapy, couples retreats, yoga, all sorts of expensive crap. If i knew it was that easy i wouldnt have bothered.
"God slapped me in the face as a child."
Wait, I thought this was about Horus, not Lorgar...
Or both
"We were all circumcised together" perfectly sums up Space Marines 😂😂
1:40
Best tutorial ever 88888888/10 (no, this is not hidden worship of Khorne)
Fish fish tak rat? I think he’s secretly skaven
You know what,.Horus s reasons for joining chaos are relatable.
Big E circumcised him and slapped him in the face when he was a child.
How it started: BREASTFEEDING VIDEOS ARE MY GO-TO!
How it's going: I DRINK A MILLION LITTERS OF TIGER MILK EVERY HOUR TO MAINTAIN THE ENERGY LEVELS OF MY BODY.
FREE STAR TREK TUTORIALS
*orbital cannons pour down fire onto the battlefield*
"And that's today's tutorial for General Order 24!"
This is your brain on Chaos. Don't do Warp coke kids
"Fish Fish Tak Rat", Horace confirmed Skaven