A Real Hawaiian Luau | Gabriel Iglesias

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  • @TheZombienightmares
    @TheZombienightmares 4 роки тому +5709

    His voice impressions are always flawless.

    • @aquacrocwherry3321
      @aquacrocwherry3321 4 роки тому +44

      That's a part of being a comedian. But his are big pp

    • @TYPICALDOOMG4
      @TYPICALDOOMG4 4 роки тому +10

      Aggreed

    • @tonymontana1179
      @tonymontana1179 4 роки тому +16

      I fell in love with his mom coz of his impression of her lol

    • @Foefaller
      @Foefaller 4 роки тому +15

      It's part of his brilliance really.
      Especially since most comedians who are as good at impressions as him tend to be only good at that, but he'd be funny even if he was incapable of nailing accents so well.

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 4 роки тому

      No

  • @iceheart6480
    @iceheart6480 4 роки тому +5000

    Some time later a guy in the crowd yells "Fluffy, I love you!" And Gabe replies "Hey, sit down Māhū."

    • @gator_productions
      @gator_productions 4 роки тому +104

      Does he really

    • @DJSanDenova
      @DJSanDenova 4 роки тому +180

      I was dying when he did that 💀🤣

    • @myles7453
      @myles7453 4 роки тому +157

      @@gator_productions Yep, it happens before Fluffy tells the extended Racist Gift Basket story (ft. G Riley).

    • @DJSCRMNGHST
      @DJSCRMNGHST 4 роки тому +29

      @@gator_productions the full vid is on UA-cam my dude lol

    • @theCuchuoi1
      @theCuchuoi1 4 роки тому +21

      @@gator_productions yeah towards the end of the show when G Riley comes up

  • @leilah808
    @leilah808 4 роки тому +3492

    "You have nothing to worry about, it is gonna be the best time ever."
    "Stay away from that tour"
    I'm ded

    • @californian_kid_5002
      @californian_kid_5002 4 роки тому +21

      I see you are a fan of RWBY as well

    • @FlyntofRWBY
      @FlyntofRWBY 4 роки тому +25

      If it’s too good to be true, it’s a lie.

    • @hawaii5298
      @hawaii5298 4 роки тому +5

      @@FlyntofRWBY A wild Flynt appears!

    • @mrpickle7080
      @mrpickle7080 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah that’s what my Boss said. No wonder he is bald :)

    • @HughMartell
      @HughMartell 4 роки тому +3

      @@FlyntofRWBY If it’s too good to be true, it’s a lie.
      Oh, you mean like Trump?

  • @NeonPlantChris
    @NeonPlantChris 4 роки тому +538

    "Hey brother, turn that down"
    *That single line struck me ded*

    • @giantpedro
      @giantpedro 4 роки тому +11

      I've visited Hawaii for a couple of days but I didn't get that joke xD, was he talking about music in the bus?

    • @bigboi4269
      @bigboi4269 3 роки тому +11

      @@giantpedro that and the mic

    • @stetg19
      @stetg19 3 роки тому +2

      That came out of nowhere

    • @icery59
      @icery59 3 роки тому +2

      What about the line? Was it the transition to the accent or?

  • @p.a.barako4632
    @p.a.barako4632 4 роки тому +1136

    That was the most accurate impression of a Polynesian from a non-poly I’ve ever heard. Priceless🙏🏾🤙🏾🔥

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 3 роки тому +1

      You Hawaiian?
      I’ve been in Iowa 97.9% of my life.
      (Conway Arkansas & Bristol Virginia is where I used to temporarily live, I’ve visited the Omaha zoo [is the 0.1%] in Omaha Nebraska)

    • @ScoobieDoobie197474
      @ScoobieDoobie197474 3 роки тому +5

      @@ImFromIowa that equals 98%

    • @kshinokevin
      @kshinokevin 3 роки тому +16

      His Hawai'ian Pidgin English accent is so Spot On.

    • @Kaneakua
      @Kaneakua 3 роки тому +3

      Yessah

    • @MarioMartinez-tt9ly
      @MarioMartinez-tt9ly 2 роки тому +5

      I live in Cali and never been to Hawaii. I didn’t understand the local references he said but judging by the crowd reaction I could tell they were really goood and funny

  • @dripsader5325
    @dripsader5325 2 роки тому +496

    As a someone who is Genetically Hawaiian the second I heard “Hello and aloha” I would’ve ditched the bus so fast there would be a dust cloud.

    • @dripsader5325
      @dripsader5325 2 роки тому +16

      Don’t ask me what it means to be Genetically Hawaiian because I don’t know. All I can speculate is it’s more native than a native.

    • @fieryphoenix586
      @fieryphoenix586 Рік тому +7

      I've never been to Hawaii (yet), but that sounds like a Luau Experience from Disney. And not a Lilo and Stitch Inspired Luau Expereince, because at least everything in that experience would make sense.
      I'm going this August for the first. Was looking at things to do and thought of this bit.

    • @eereree
      @eereree Рік тому +2

      Woman be like hihi

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 Рік тому +1

      Some Looney Toons level stuff. Lol

    • @Mexican_Ranger
      @Mexican_Ranger Рік тому +3

      As a Mexican myself, those people bother me.

  • @brotherbarbatos8981
    @brotherbarbatos8981 4 роки тому +1137

    I appreciate Gabe for doing the Pidgin accent. As a native, this pleases me.

    • @TheWaterman1000
      @TheWaterman1000 4 роки тому +54

      Right on. Drove a bus in 50 for several years. One of my funny story was informing the tourist that at one time Parker Ranch was one of the largest ranch in the US. Several hundred acers of land was sold off bumped themselves into second. So I asked if anyone knew what's the largest ranch now. After a few seconds later with no replies I informed them it was Hidden Valley Ranch.

    • @brotherbarbatos8981
      @brotherbarbatos8981 4 роки тому +3

      TheWaterman1000 HAH!

    • @MarioMartinez-ek5ev
      @MarioMartinez-ek5ev 4 роки тому +6

      As a member of one of his people, it pleases me too

    • @Dave-kz3uk
      @Dave-kz3uk 4 роки тому +1

      Grimm? Or not Grimm yah pidgin isn't really an accent it's more of a made up language..that is very very uneducated

    • @brotherbarbatos8981
      @brotherbarbatos8981 4 роки тому +5

      Dave pidgin is a broken English. The fact that people call it it’s own language is stupid.

  • @anamzee9435
    @anamzee9435 3 роки тому +232

    I love how he's just one person and you can really visulize the stories he tells just because of his voice impressions 😂

  • @Temaryn
    @Temaryn 2 роки тому +71

    it's not just his voice impressions that are flawless, it's his incredibly accurate facial expressions as well.

  • @Momo_Kawashima
    @Momo_Kawashima 3 роки тому +136

    Fun fact: at the first "what happens if it rains?" I straight up thought "you get wet". When at the second "what happens if it rains?" he said "hohoh- you gonna get wet" I was laughing hard, it's just something so genuine to hear and say

  • @robertantonnyc
    @robertantonnyc 4 роки тому +402

    I went to Germaine's Luau. Best time ever.

    • @Tyrunner0097
      @Tyrunner0097 4 роки тому +25

      Was Cousin Reno still there?

    • @robertantonnyc
      @robertantonnyc 4 роки тому +24

      @@Tyrunner0097 I don't think he was hired yet. lol. It was 2006.

    • @rallypoint1
      @rallypoint1 4 роки тому +17

      robertantonnyc Out of the 2 big luau’s, Germaines and Paradise Cove, I prefer Germaines. Paradise had WAY to many people.

    • @robertantonnyc
      @robertantonnyc 4 роки тому +2

      @@rallypoint1 That's part of the fun ;)

    • @keahithefieryone8513
      @keahithefieryone8513 4 роки тому +2

      It's ok for the Tourists, normally when I go home to visit I got to Polynesian Cultural Center

  • @Mr.Slaughter
    @Mr.Slaughter 3 роки тому +1012

    "What happens if it rains?"
    'Uhaha- you gonna get wet."
    Me, an Oregonian, laughing hysterically.

    • @souleater9574
      @souleater9574 3 роки тому +4

      503 Oregonian all the way 🤙🤙🤙🤙 Salem to be exact

    • @nmlarfey4237
      @nmlarfey4237 2 роки тому +2

      @@souleater9574 541 for me, Bend area

    • @hunterjones4357
      @hunterjones4357 2 роки тому +5

      Washingtonian here. Its the same up here, but we have better mountains

    • @jordannosarmiento7131
      @jordannosarmiento7131 2 роки тому +1

      541 from the Eug

    • @Rezno2050
      @Rezno2050 2 роки тому +1

      @@hunterjones4357 Utahn here. We have less rain and the best mountains especially in the winter

  • @Mzmissy215
    @Mzmissy215 4 роки тому +1494

    Reagan sounds a lot like Liberty who runs the rollercoaster

    • @dj__projects
      @dj__projects 4 роки тому +8

      I just saw that story again yesterday.

    • @Mzmissy215
      @Mzmissy215 4 роки тому +5

      @@dj__projects never gets old does it? 😆

    • @dj__projects
      @dj__projects 4 роки тому +2

      Never

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 4 роки тому +10

      Think they're cousins. Or they're friends from the nail salon. When they enter at the same time, talking incessantly all the way in to the chairs (until they leave), all the personell sigh, and you can see their shoulders droop.

    • @la-ia1404
      @la-ia1404 4 роки тому +9

      Dude Disney is closed cause of the virus. Liberty gotta find a new job somewhere.

  • @kben101
    @kben101 4 роки тому +254

    4:10
    Hey sit down mahu
    Are u talking to me
    Hey Mary
    I'm talking to you brother sit down

  • @rexharrison6827
    @rexharrison6827 2 роки тому +155

    His accents are brilliant. And "Hawaiian time" is basically "Polynesian time". No matter where you are in the Pacific - Samoa, Tonga, Niue, Cook Islands, Tahiti, even New Zealand - you'll find it to a greater or lesser extent. And at a guess, I'm pretty sure anyone from the Caribbean would say the same. It seems the warmer a place is, the slower and more relaxed things get. Something Northern Hemisphere tourists should make an effort to understand; the holiday will go much smoother! 😆

    • @msmaria5039
      @msmaria5039 2 роки тому +7

      Ah, we call that Filipino time in the Philippines. Drives me, an American, nuts.

    • @areyousirius4243
      @areyousirius4243 Рік тому +3

      Like when we get one party, and they say it's at 2 pm. They actually mean it starts at 4 or 6 pm loll. Always gotta go late or you're gonna fall asleep by the time the damn thing starts

    • @JohnH20111
      @JohnH20111 Рік тому +2

      Hawai’ian Time means ‘We Get There When We Get There’

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 Рік тому

      It’s the same in Dixieland. We own southern time now, bud!
      Which means?
      It means we get their when we get their, digun!

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 Рік тому +1

      Yes in puerto rico its island time.

  • @GenericHandle01
    @GenericHandle01 4 роки тому +134

    I love Jermaine's Luau. The food was amazing, especially the Pork and Haupia. Lots of dancing and even a group Hula instruction.

  • @coovenom9078
    @coovenom9078 4 роки тому +1481

    Fluffy: "Kamehameha"
    Me: *Thinks about Dragon Ball*

  • @ClarinoI
    @ClarinoI 4 роки тому +1600

    "Are we going to stop off and get some food?"
    Dude, WTF you think a Lūʻau is?

    • @Lonehawk2k4
      @Lonehawk2k4 4 роки тому +49

      Have you ever heard of a 2nd luau?

    • @ClarinoI
      @ClarinoI 4 роки тому +4

      @@Lonehawk2k4 I have not.

    • @guerra_dos_bichos
      @guerra_dos_bichos 4 роки тому +30

      Lotr reference

    • @ClarinoI
      @ClarinoI 4 роки тому +47

      @@guerra_dos_bichos Then he should have said "What about second Luau?"
      I'd have got that straight away!

    • @madbombermedia3070
      @madbombermedia3070 4 роки тому +51

      "We've had ONE luau, yes. But what about SECOND luau?"

  • @kala_anela4663
    @kala_anela4663 4 роки тому +604

    I'm Hawaiian and this is by far the most hilarious shit I've watched about hawaiians

    • @nerdgeekcosplay909
      @nerdgeekcosplay909 2 роки тому +5

      I would love to visit Hawaii but I’m scared of flying over water.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 2 роки тому +33

      @@nerdgeekcosplay909 Flying over the water is easy. It's flying into the water you need to fear. 😺

    • @chevyt.784
      @chevyt.784 2 роки тому +1

      Same.

    • @keahithefieryone8513
      @keahithefieryone8513 2 роки тому

      Right?

    • @greenlightcomics7602
      @greenlightcomics7602 Рік тому

      @@nerdgeekcosplay909I feel you. 😢
      I hate the turbulence 🫠

  • @elvislopez5257
    @elvislopez5257 4 роки тому +444

    Last time I was here this early, Fluffy was still pulled over offering donuts because the cop could smell it.

  • @maui5441
    @maui5441 4 роки тому +221

    His accent is spot on, sounds just like my kumu (teacher)

    • @bridgetrice7077
      @bridgetrice7077 4 роки тому +3

      I went to Germaine's Luau. Best time ever.

    • @jay_____ber
      @jay_____ber 4 роки тому

      Pidgin isn’t an accent. It’s broken English

  • @loganvanhuis-wilson4697
    @loganvanhuis-wilson4697 4 роки тому +59

    I went to hawaii with my high school class, and we had Cuzzin Reno as our tour guide and he told this story and was such a great guy

  • @jeffffej01
    @jeffffej01 4 роки тому +93

    I grew up in Hawaii. He's 100% right!!

    • @wwkaahanui
      @wwkaahanui 3 роки тому +6

      U right my braddah das how I feel🤙🏽, cuz I born n raised Hawai’i cheeee!!! Huuuuu!!!

    • @nicholascauton9648
      @nicholascauton9648 8 місяців тому

      Born and raised in Hawaii (still living there now) and he definitely hung out with some of our braddahs to get that accent down.

  • @Moving2U
    @Moving2U 4 роки тому +62

    Been to Jermaine's luau twice. Both times were stellar cultural and dining experiences. The real deal.

  • @CJ-ln5ov
    @CJ-ln5ov 4 роки тому +33

    I love this.
    What he wants from a Luau host is the exact opposite of what he wants from whoever is running a taco truck.

  • @nahhwhatt4996
    @nahhwhatt4996 4 роки тому +15

    "he calls me his little Punani, he is so nice" lmfaoooooo

  • @johnr.timmers2297
    @johnr.timmers2297 4 роки тому +8

    We went to Hawaii for New Years in 2019. I showed her this and she got so excited because Germaines is the exact Luau that she had booked for our trip

  • @variant.edition
    @variant.edition 4 роки тому +97

    "I've been living here for 3 weeks and I'm basically a native." As a Floridian.... I felt that.

  • @KenNaka22
    @KenNaka22 4 роки тому +1779

    “ I’m actually from Oregon and he calls his little punani gmfu” 😂💀

  • @ErikaSoriano
    @ErikaSoriano 4 роки тому +98

    Your standup is keeping me sane during quarantine

  • @niclee6480
    @niclee6480 4 роки тому +128

    Ive watched this whole thing many times , but these clips of the segmented jokes are the clips i need in life .😂😂😀

  • @monerz-03
    @monerz-03 3 роки тому +5

    Fluffy’s pidgin was RIGHT ON! 🤣🤙🏾 4:10 “hey, sit down mahu” 🤣

  • @tonychambers1957
    @tonychambers1957 4 роки тому +27

    He lit that crowd on fire

  • @zekeoric1204
    @zekeoric1204 4 роки тому +28

    I loooooove this so much. What a legendary show. "Eh brother, turn it down." LMAOOO

  • @kass1089
    @kass1089 4 роки тому +17

    "Welcome aboard the King Kamehameha..."
    Instant childhood flashback: "GOKU!"

  • @jacktherripper
    @jacktherripper 3 роки тому +48

    I searched "Hawaiians react to Fluffy A real Hawaiian Luau"....then realized....there are no reactions because....this is the real life version of it!!!

  • @coconutthecockatiel478
    @coconutthecockatiel478 4 роки тому +81

    My dad has a shirt from when we lived in Hawaii and it says, "I not late. I on Hawaiian time."

  • @jonathanzamora1584
    @jonathanzamora1584 4 роки тому +4

    4:25 "Hey Mary" Gets Me All the Time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol

  • @dj__projects
    @dj__projects 4 роки тому +326

    Who else wanted to go to a real luau after this story?

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 4 роки тому +21

      Real luau’s are hosted on woven palm mats .. on the ground, with people sitting in a long rectangle around the food...
      The poi should taste like a clove seasoned steak, not the purple bland tasteless pudding you find in common luau’s..

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 4 роки тому +7

      🖐Me! It made me wanna go over to Grandma's house and bury a pig with some cousins... And now I'm hungry.

    • @PHX787
      @PHX787 3 роки тому

      @@72marshflower15 god that sounds awesome

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 3 роки тому +3

      @@PHX787 ~it is a land stolen from her people. If you ever come to visit, be quiet and respectful.
      It will bring awesome things your way..

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 3 роки тому

      @@taitano12 how did that go, btw? The pig here destroying the banana field now. Gonna get one with a spear gun tonight. Works surprisingly well. Choke Piggy.
      🤙

  • @vicky_ohno
    @vicky_ohno 4 роки тому +18

    Those luau voices tho XD man, I love fluffy 😂 🤣

  • @laurierivera8089
    @laurierivera8089 3 роки тому +17

    Omg he does the Hawaii-local impression so friggen good. He could easily pass for a local.

    • @nicholascauton9648
      @nicholascauton9648 8 місяців тому +1

      For real. He doesn’t even need to talk and we could mistake him for a local. The accent (even if it’s fake) would really help him blend right in.

  • @oakarusa
    @oakarusa 2 роки тому +16

    His voice impressions are amazing it must be so hard to change your impressions so quickly

  • @e-thanos333
    @e-thanos333 3 роки тому +94

    As a native Hawaiian I busted out laughing at this

    • @madmax-dy8iz
      @madmax-dy8iz 2 роки тому +1

      Bro busted🧐

    • @Fugitive685
      @Fugitive685 Рік тому

      I thought native Hawaiians went extinct

    • @WatermelonJiki
      @WatermelonJiki Рік тому +1

      @@Fugitive685they live in Waianae

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 Рік тому

      ​@@Fugitive685 That is why are the dumbest thing I've ever heard

  • @Cloudsablue
    @Cloudsablue 2 роки тому +24

    As a native Hawaiian, I can say that this is completely true!

  • @VernePhilleas
    @VernePhilleas 4 роки тому +5

    OMG Such a masterful utilization of accents to anchor in different dispositions for story-telling. "Don't take that tour"!!!!! LOL Shere. Comedic. Brilliance!

  • @finpinoytutorials
    @finpinoytutorials 4 роки тому +45

    4:10 MAHU
    word for homosexual. Māhū (Hawaiʻi) in Native Hawaiian culture this refers to an individual who may be considered third-gendered with characteristics of both sexes, usually a male to female. In contemporary Hawaiʻi the word is also used to describe people who are transgender, or gay. Māhūkāne (Hawaiʻi

    • @theIronicLegend
      @theIronicLegend 4 роки тому

      😂 What's little punani btw?

    • @dybrigitta
      @dybrigitta 4 роки тому +1

      Oh in Indonesia we call it MAHO so that's kinda explaining how it sounds familiar LOL

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods 4 роки тому +1

      Good bot

    • @strictlylocal0625
      @strictlylocal0625 4 роки тому +1

      @@theIronicLegend I am a native and that mean a females private part

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 3 роки тому

      @@letterborneVods Good bot? What does your comment even mean?

  • @mumakex
    @mumakex 4 роки тому +486

    “Im gonna tell you if you’re in a bad one. It starts when a bus takes you to a hotel”
    *HMMMMMMMMMM*

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 4 роки тому +10

      "I'm Reagan. I'm not a native Hawaiian." You coulda fooled me! LOL

    • @daumatk
      @daumatk 4 роки тому +2

      Hey sit down mahu
      Are u talking to me
      Hey Mary
      I'm talking to your brother sit down

  • @QuantumOfSolace1
    @QuantumOfSolace1 4 роки тому +2

    Gabe is firing on all cylinders on this bit!!! This is one of his best!!

  • @JulietaPuccio
    @JulietaPuccio 4 роки тому +6

    I had to google the 80% of the jokes and yet I laughed like a donkey. This guy is the bbbbest

  • @the_pin_games
    @the_pin_games 4 роки тому +17

    Gabriel you always find a way to make me smile even on a bad day

  • @MrVariant
    @MrVariant 4 роки тому +34

    0:45 yup lol king Kamehameha, nice impersonations with differing voices 2:01

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 4 роки тому +1

      Is that a real name?

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant 4 роки тому

      @@timomastosalo June 11th is his day ayearofholidays.wordpress.com/2012/06/11/june-11-king-kamehameha-day/

    • @ericperez4373
      @ericperez4373 4 роки тому +2

      KA-ME-HA-MEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAÀ

  • @than0s948
    @than0s948 2 роки тому +1

    "aRe YoU tAlKiNg To mE??"
    "HeY mArY!"

  • @edsonpacheco294
    @edsonpacheco294 4 роки тому +541

    -Guide "He says I remind him of his daughter"
    -Me "well ain't that sweet"
    -Guide "He calls me his little punani"
    -Me "Welcome to alabama if he calls his daughter punani"

    • @lifeatblank
      @lifeatblank 4 роки тому +25

      What is punani?

    • @muufle
      @muufle 4 роки тому +31

      @@lifeatblank You're too pure. Get away before it's too late.

    • @adriando3016
      @adriando3016 4 роки тому +11

      I want to know about punani too😂😂

    • @RoronoraZoro666
      @RoronoraZoro666 4 роки тому +40

      @@adriando3016 it means pussy. Its been said in other comments.

    • @fbk-gamer659
      @fbk-gamer659 4 роки тому +5

      pussy hahahaha

  • @LoriWolfcat
    @LoriWolfcat 4 роки тому +150

    I love that Hawaiians are Still like this! Never stop bein chill, wonderful people. People are SO uptight sometimes. One time, I was gonna meet some dude and he wanted to know Exactly, when I’ll be there. I’m like, “Dude, this ain’t an interview or nothin. We’re hangin out as FRIENDS!” Jeez, luckily I just ditched that sour lime. I like to know when someone’s comin, but you Never Expect them to be there Exactly on time. They could be in traffic. People Everywhere need to have the Hawaiian lifestyle.

    • @T.williz
      @T.williz 4 роки тому +4

      Lori Wolfcat yessah respect braddah

    • @michaelreismanchannel1456
      @michaelreismanchannel1456 4 роки тому +11

      People in tropical countries are a lot Luke this regarding time (except in the big cities). Cold climate Europeans are so tight-assed about time (I.e. the Germans).

    • @michelleprieur1
      @michelleprieur1 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah...sorry but no. I don't have a shit fit if someone's 30 seconds late but it's simply common courtesy to tell someone when you're going to arrive and to do so. To do otherwise is saying to others that you don't care about their time. Do you do that at work?

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 4 роки тому +5

      michelleprieur1 😹😹 This isn’t woooorrrkk! Haha jeez, you and stacey act like you can just teleport there instead of seeing reality. I’m sayin I told this dude around the time I would be there, but he wanted the exact time, like for example “I’ll be there around 12noon, but he wanted to know 11:55am? 12:01pm? You say you don’t have a fit, yet what if someone was a minute late? Haha jeez, if it’s for business, it makes sense, but if you’re Just hangin out, you ain’t gonna be there Exactly on time because it ain’t business. If you hang out, it’s about no stress. When hanging out, if someone says around 12noon, they mean exactly that. Plus or minus 5 minutes. You shouldn’t Actually arrive At 12noon. Jeez, do you go to parties on time too?

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 4 роки тому +6

      Michael Reisman Channel Haha well, I’m part German and I hate when people are so uptight with time. I like to get there early, but I don’t care if someone’s a little late. Especially since when people are near, that’s when they’re really supposed to tell you. I get if it’s because a movie, or something where time really matters, but Just hanging out? That’s just tightwads who wonder why they can’t find friends. 😹😹

  • @fvtii284
    @fvtii284 4 роки тому +14

    0:46 they really said Kamehameha 😂🤣

  • @sharilynnecrocker9937
    @sharilynnecrocker9937 4 роки тому +4

    I like that Hawaiian time, concept.😂😂

  • @evalina98000
    @evalina98000 4 роки тому +12

    Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 One of my faves. Mahalo nui Fluffy ♥️🌺

  • @xandernova6588
    @xandernova6588 4 роки тому +19

    Come back to the Islands brudda, we need you.

  • @beanie_love
    @beanie_love 2 роки тому +8

    “Hawaiian time” 😂 I’m Native American and we say “we’re running on Indian time” 😂

  • @JD-ee8wp
    @JD-ee8wp 2 роки тому +6

    I've been to Jermaines Luau....such an awesome experience. Amazing performances and food. Highly reccomend it it was my favorite part of my trip to Hawaii

  • @sean123888
    @sean123888 4 роки тому +41

    I’m from Hawaii. The “heeeey Mary” had me dead.

    • @T.williz
      @T.williz 4 роки тому +6

      S. Nonaka brah when he said braddah I was buss laughing

    • @maui5441
      @maui5441 4 роки тому +1

      And he sounds like my haka kumu exactly😂

  • @gardenjoy5223
    @gardenjoy5223 4 роки тому +3

    Never before had I to stop watching a comedian twice, to look up what his jokes mean in a dictionary. Quite the experience.

  • @finpinoytutorials
    @finpinoytutorials 4 роки тому +20

    1:30
    punani
    Function: noun
    Plural Form: punani
    Etymology: Mod. Hawaiian punani (lit. heavenly flower) from Old Hawaiian pua (blossom); nani (glory, splendor, heavenly)
    1: female genitals
    2: sexually receptive female
    3: sexual intercourse

  • @jarrodmacpherson7157
    @jarrodmacpherson7157 4 роки тому +787

    Last time I was this early my girlfriend was disappointed.

    • @lyancrown7648
      @lyancrown7648 4 роки тому +10

      😩😂😂😩

    • @saurabh_mukherjee23
      @saurabh_mukherjee23 4 роки тому +4

      Why tho?

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames 4 роки тому +12

      really funny dude, you sure know how to get a whole squad laughing

    • @malding
      @malding 4 роки тому +4

      @@bitterjames shut up bitter man

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames 4 роки тому +1

      @@malding says the ps1-looking ni ba

  • @haikoschermer2808
    @haikoschermer2808 3 роки тому +1

    This is something special. The best Comidian i have ever seen.

  • @iamnoone.
    @iamnoone. 4 роки тому +11

    Fluffy you always chear me up when having a bad day

  • @nauseousatom7178
    @nauseousatom7178 4 роки тому +4

    One of my favorite parts of Fluffy stand up. Great job Fluffy 🤣😎

  • @goonfarb6969
    @goonfarb6969 4 роки тому +8

    You are SO FREAKING FUNNY!!! Thanks for all the laughs...especially during these crazy times.

  • @KalyeStreet10
    @KalyeStreet10 3 роки тому +1

    "What happens if it rains?"
    "Oh, you're gonna get wet." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonrife8226
    @jonrife8226 3 роки тому +5

    Fluffy is a comic genius 😍

  • @filipina_teine
    @filipina_teine 3 роки тому +5

    He's so right on the mahu part 🤣 I wanna die!

    • @JohnH20111
      @JohnH20111 2 роки тому

      yeah
      ‘Sit Down, Mahu’ means he REALLY LIKES coconuts

  • @shanescarlife
    @shanescarlife 4 роки тому +3

    One of my favourite bits from Gabe!

  • @Shuriver
    @Shuriver 3 роки тому +2

    *"Alright Everybody~ Hey turn it down brother. Turn it down."*
    Every male tour guide be like 😆

  • @rmhartman
    @rmhartman 4 роки тому +80

    Hawaiian time is like mañana, but without the urgency.

    • @shawnr771
      @shawnr771 3 роки тому +2

      Manana does not mean tomorrow it just means not today.

  • @OddWomanOut_Pi81
    @OddWomanOut_Pi81 3 роки тому +1

    "We get there when we get there." 😆😆😆
    You've heard of "CP Time"... Well this is "HP Time". Lol!

  • @b4il3y14
    @b4il3y14 2 роки тому +3

    “We get there when we get there” my dad on a daily basis

  • @jendel42750
    @jendel42750 Рік тому

    "Eyyy, brudda, tuhn eet down." I LOVE that! I live in the outskirts of Las Vegas. I work with some Hawaiians, and they sound EXACTLY like "Cousin Reno." And most of them are as LOVABLE, too! Fluffy really NAILED this one!😁

  • @Abdullah_Hugbani
    @Abdullah_Hugbani 4 роки тому +3

    “Hey Mary!” 😂😂😂

  • @marshalldavis3788
    @marshalldavis3788 4 роки тому +1

    Gabriel's hair starts turning blue as he goes ssj blue. He gets into position.
    " Kamehameha"
    And a perfectly cooked taco sits in front of him. Go fluffy.

  • @sergiocoto1812
    @sergiocoto1812 2 роки тому +3

    Gabriel dude…. YOU’RE IN ANOTHER LEVEL COMPLETELY!!!

  • @kizunadragon9
    @kizunadragon9 10 місяців тому +1

    "He calls me his little Punani"
    im fucking ded

  • @1218Draco
    @1218Draco 4 роки тому +21

    0:44 KAAAAAAA
    MEEEEEEEEEEE
    HAAAAAAAAAA
    MEEEEEEEEEEE
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

  • @4d6w57
    @4d6w57 2 роки тому +2

    THANKS FLUFFY FOR GIVING HAWAII EVEN MORE SPOTLIGHT 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Hawaii 🅿️ushin

  • @spectre9091
    @spectre9091 4 роки тому +40

    I was sad when there was no Htown Fluffy concert
    Screw you Covid-19

  • @jameshughes455
    @jameshughes455 4 роки тому +2

    I LOVE the voices Fluffy uses - they crack my ass up!!!

  • @aulanihoke5454
    @aulanihoke5454 4 роки тому +8

    Thank you! I really really needed to laugh today. Little bit too much stress. Mahalo.🤙🏾

    • @maui5441
      @maui5441 4 роки тому

      Aulani Hoke I know right he sounds like a haka kumu😂🤙🏽

  • @richardyuson8751
    @richardyuson8751 4 роки тому +2

    Another way to forget quarantine is to watch Gabriel all day

  • @therealkillerb7643
    @therealkillerb7643 4 роки тому +6

    I didn't even understand the Hawaiian in jokes and still thought it was hilarious!

    • @trevormoses5061
      @trevormoses5061 4 роки тому +2

      The word mahu refers to a gay person: not sure about the others.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 4 роки тому +1

      @@trevormoses5061 Punani basically means female genitalia as a slang term. It's more equivalent to "pussy" than anything else. It derives from the word mean "beautiful flower" in Hawaiian, which is "pua nani." (Source: Google Translate)

  • @marcelowanderkauven4609
    @marcelowanderkauven4609 Рік тому +1

    Last weekend my wife and 8 went to Germaine's Luau. Thanks Fluffy! That was some amazing venue and the food was great!

  • @mikaelerosecrans2093
    @mikaelerosecrans2093 3 роки тому +3

    The Hawaiian time killed me honestly 🤣💀🗿

  • @neharamnathan4026
    @neharamnathan4026 4 роки тому +2

    Luv it.... absolutely luv it!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 fluffy ur just absolutely BRILLIANT dude! Keep it up!!!!! 👍👍👍👍💕💕💕💕💕

  • @henryanderson6462
    @henryanderson6462 4 роки тому +198

    I just looked up what the word "Punani" means, and I was in complete shock looking at the results.

    • @SwiddyDiddy
      @SwiddyDiddy 4 роки тому +9

      Bro how did you not know what that was

    • @henryanderson6462
      @henryanderson6462 4 роки тому +33

      @@SwiddyDiddy The idea of finding out what it was never came to me until recently, even after watching it for the first time. I'm not a native of Hawaii, so don't @me for not knowing it. I eventually decided to look it up after that hard core laughter.

    • @gor5048
      @gor5048 4 роки тому +43

      Sean not everyone is Hawaiian

    • @SwiddyDiddy
      @SwiddyDiddy 4 роки тому +5

      Henry Anderson that’s my point though,I’m not Hawaiian either, but I’ve heard it randomly in movies or in conversation and could tell what it meant, no cap on you, just funny to me it’s someone’s first time hearing the word😂

    • @FlyntofRWBY
      @FlyntofRWBY 4 роки тому +54

      For those of you looking at the replies to find out what a “punani” is, it’s a woman’s private part.

  • @Vans3151
    @Vans3151 3 роки тому

    “Hey sit down, Mahu” lmao 😂 🤣

  • @Nemo-wk9tu
    @Nemo-wk9tu 3 роки тому +49

    The fun part is if you look up the reviews for Jermaine's all the poor reviews are by people who would have loved going to the King Kamehameha luau.

  • @paulmoreno6735
    @paulmoreno6735 3 роки тому +1

    Love this man. Really loves his fans

  • @that_cajun_boi4401
    @that_cajun_boi4401 4 роки тому

    Thanks for the throwback episodes to pass the time.

  • @mohammadrezaei8532
    @mohammadrezaei8532 4 роки тому +6

    It feels like when he does the real luha experience hes doing a uk roadman 😂

  • @geoboy700
    @geoboy700 4 роки тому +1

    Man guys ....I loveee voice impressions I swear

  • @shufflight
    @shufflight 4 роки тому +3

    Love how accurate he is.

  • @juliemillerharding4796
    @juliemillerharding4796 4 роки тому

    Natural, genuine, RAW TALENT!