Cumtown - Cry Macho

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @MESteve85
    @MESteve85 3 роки тому +136

    Gay Mucho

    • @samus598
      @samus598 3 роки тому +15

      La salchicha hombre

    • @Frotu
      @Frotu 3 роки тому +4

      Gay mucho in my assasito

    • @Mofi357
      @Mofi357 Рік тому

      Fry fatso

  • @P_steez
    @P_steez 3 роки тому +180

    Adam’s inability to speak while being a podcaster is still incredible to me

    • @frostybrew13
      @frostybrew13 3 роки тому +12

      Best example: Brendan Schsub

    • @P_steez
      @P_steez 3 роки тому +12

      @@frostybrew13 that CTE riddled fool can at least string a few coherent words together, Adam just sounded like a bumbling gay

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 3 роки тому +24

      It’s part of that ‘Red Scare podcast, vocal fry, too deep to bother speaking clearly, Brooklyn hipster’ thing

    • @inmybloodboxing.1992
      @inmybloodboxing.1992 3 роки тому +7

      To think a man could train his body to the extent of being to talk on a podcast is insane

    • @zehsackett6132
      @zehsackett6132 Рік тому

      @@P_steez Nibba they literally didn't even let him finish a sentence. You have ass-burgers

  • @Frotu
    @Frotu 3 роки тому +77

    Eat the rich?
    YOU HAD ME AT EAT

  • @jaliscogrill8519
    @jaliscogrill8519 3 роки тому +86

    IM 900 POUNDS

  • @FireChairs
    @FireChairs 3 роки тому +39

    “I hope nobody finds out I’m fat.”
    -Stavroast

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 3 місяці тому +9

    Why did Clint Eastwood wait until he was 90 years old to depict himself as an irresistible piece of ass to every woman in his movies?

    • @willjustice1876
      @willjustice1876 Місяць тому

      he did direct a movie where he plays a character who violently rapes a woman in broad daylight, does that count

  • @esegggs
    @esegggs Рік тому +32

    Adam talking about "the raped day laborer from cumtown" as though he's not one of the three hosts of cumtown currently speaking on cumtown

  • @rizzle9943
    @rizzle9943 3 роки тому +18

    the impression started as "drunk fratboy's clint eastwood" and ended as "batman chris bale" before transitioning into "terminal stage lung cancer"'

  • @ResistTheGreatReset1984
    @ResistTheGreatReset1984 3 роки тому +45

    While watching the movie, I was narrating a Cum Town bit about this movie. Now it's here. Gay gods got me good.

    • @jaxjams7921
      @jaxjams7921 3 роки тому +8

      You make up imagery episodes in your head that’s gay like me

    • @Frotu
      @Frotu 3 роки тому +2

      Law of Gay Attraction

  • @hassedimbutidontbelieveem7258
    @hassedimbutidontbelieveem7258 3 роки тому +38

    This random Spanish lady chooses to dance with a 95 year old man she’s never met

  • @gaulicwarlord
    @gaulicwarlord 3 роки тому +33

    Adam tried so hard to ruin the fat bit lmao

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce 2 роки тому +9

    I was expecting Clint Eastwood was just going to yell ethnic slurs at a chicken for 2 hours

  • @jman7826
    @jman7826 3 роки тому +12

    Clint turned into Batman low key

  • @bluespy4050
    @bluespy4050 3 роки тому +18

    "Now are you gonna bring out those hotdogs, or are you gonna just whistle Dixie Lee?"

  • @MarcosElMalo2
    @MarcosElMalo2 Рік тому +6

    Cry macho and unleash the incels of war.

  • @hossdelgato6098
    @hossdelgato6098 3 роки тому +38

    It just gets gayer and gayer

  • @AndrewSpriter
    @AndrewSpriter 3 роки тому +26

    grande burrito

    • @robertfuller1866
      @robertfuller1866 3 роки тому +4

      Whew, thank God for Google translate

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Рік тому +3

      Cry Gordo and unleash the chimichangas of taco tuesday.

  • @Pronater
    @Pronater 3 роки тому +14

    7:41 I hope they don't notice I'm fat

  • @sharonepphart5544
    @sharonepphart5544 3 роки тому +23

    Does Nick eat nachos with a fork and knife?

  • @brightfalls6788
    @brightfalls6788 3 роки тому +16

    Such an incredibly awful movie. Just so so so bad. Possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Who talked him into making it? Whoever did, should be charged with elder abuse. What a travesty this movie is. Just a horribly depressing situation for everyone. Absolutely horrifyingly terrible film.

  • @parkeypence5974
    @parkeypence5974 3 місяці тому +2

    Does anybody know where the clip of them doing Clint Eastwood holding a man at gunpoint so he can drink his "Guywater" is?

  • @KeeGan1926
    @KeeGan1926 2 роки тому +6

    You blew it

  • @jackiemehoff8239
    @jackiemehoff8239 3 роки тому +3

    Macho and the kid were totally gay for each other

  • @savageben7004
    @savageben7004 3 роки тому +26

    I left halfway through Cry Macho. Clint was the only good part in the movie 😂

    • @Chaturbate_Billy
      @Chaturbate_Billy 3 роки тому +8

      He wasn't good in the film either. Could barely say his lines.

  • @carnifex423
    @carnifex423 3 роки тому +19

    how can clint eastwood even move

    • @Szeptun
      @Szeptun 3 роки тому +21

      Out of spite for liberal Hollywood.

    • @carnifex423
      @carnifex423 3 роки тому

      @@Szeptun i’m sure no one on the Liberal side of things gives a fuck about what a walking corpse does

    • @kxkxkxkx
      @kxkxkxkx Рік тому

      Dressed up as an old woman with lipstick on

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Рік тому

      How can he even?

  • @inmybloodboxing.1992
    @inmybloodboxing.1992 3 роки тому +4

    This is fuckin hilarious 🤣 😂 😂

  • @Dethspin
    @Dethspin 5 днів тому

    I miss stav him and nick made the show. Adam’s just there.

  • @tomimpala
    @tomimpala Рік тому

    Did you say Nacho? 😭😭😭

  • @fajile5109
    @fajile5109 9 місяців тому

    2:23 😂 im fucking fattttt!

  • @tedCain1
    @tedCain1 2 місяці тому

    God damn. Adam just trying to steamroll over Nick actually saying something funny. never understood how he was on a comedy podcast

  • @timothyacowin9761
    @timothyacowin9761 2 роки тому +2

    Movie was awful and I love Eastwood's stuff

  • @ResistTheGreatReset1984
    @ResistTheGreatReset1984 3 роки тому +8

    This movie is terrible.

  • @dumpsterbear2492
    @dumpsterbear2492 3 роки тому +4

    Worst movie I’ve seen in 20 years

    • @shanarexorz9310
      @shanarexorz9310 3 роки тому +3

      Cuties was worse.

    • @cordan305
      @cordan305 2 роки тому +1

      @@shanarexorz9310 I can’t bring myself to even hate watch Cuties, I’ve heard from people that they knew it would be bad going into it yet still couldn’t even finish it because of how uncomfortable it made them

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Рік тому +1

      Go watch Sorbo’s Left Behind.

    • @fajile5109
      @fajile5109 9 місяців тому

      Compare to song of the south the best movie

  • @GronkDroid
    @GronkDroid 3 роки тому +3

    The one dude who does way
    too much fake laughing makes it unlistenable