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  • @cyanthrope
    @cyanthrope 8 місяців тому +1133

    ah, an 11 minute break from balatro to watch someone talking about balatro

    • @__8120
      @__8120 8 місяців тому +42

      This is honestly the best description of this game

    • @CaptainPRESIDENT
      @CaptainPRESIDENT 8 місяців тому +6

      Sounds like someone needs two screens!

    • @mcgibs
      @mcgibs 7 місяців тому +1

      get out of my head charles

    • @sophiapeters8206
      @sophiapeters8206 6 місяців тому

      Ah yes, watching a video about balatro while playing balatro

    • @Rosehawka
      @Rosehawka 3 місяці тому +1

      haha
      i played a very unsuccessful run while watching this time.

  • @chairmanmeow9110
    @chairmanmeow9110 8 місяців тому +1914

    What a statement: "looks like gambling for kids - banned. Real gambling for kids - good."

    • @ImortalZeus13
      @ImortalZeus13 8 місяців тому +147

      Turns out gambling without any real life monetary consequences is pretty fantastic.

    • @danang5
      @danang5 8 місяців тому +58

      just to show that they only care about optics and nothing else

    • @ImortalZeus13
      @ImortalZeus13 8 місяців тому +7

      @@SimuLord
      I thought that went without saying tbh.

    • @duelme1234
      @duelme1234 8 місяців тому +35

      I mean when can we get started on banning gacha mechanics? I don't mind supporting that.

    • @tidalgrunt
      @tidalgrunt 8 місяців тому

      Look at ​@SimuLord and laugh everyone, he doesn't care about winning for it's own sake!

  • @subtlewhatssubtle
    @subtlewhatssubtle 8 місяців тому +218

    That smooth, yet strangely forlorn "Suppose the house always wins after all" is the sort of thing that would absolutely cap a noir heist movie where they lose 3/4 of the team on the way in and out.

  • @jcace13
    @jcace13 8 місяців тому +514

    This game reminds me of The Simpsons joke where Louie puts down 5 kings, goes to rake in the pot but Fat Tony stops him and puts down 6 kings.

    • @dandominare
      @dandominare 8 місяців тому +14

      7 queens

    • @sulrich70
      @sulrich70 7 місяців тому +3

      Such a good episode

    • @pickyphysicsstudent201
      @pickyphysicsstudent201 7 місяців тому +17

      "I don't believe it! Bender has been dealt... The King of Beers - a coaster from the bar across the street... But it still counts!"

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 7 місяців тому +1

      "5 of kind? I knew you were a cheating prick." -Caine

    • @minerman60101
      @minerman60101 6 місяців тому +5

      Also this from Wheatley in Portal 2: "Well, no matter. Because I'm STILL holding all the cards, and guess what: they're allll Full Houses! I've never played cards. Meaning to learn."

  • @Exarian
    @Exarian 8 місяців тому +289

    I think an underrated part of this game that I rarely see discussed is like, the semiotics of this game. There's a coherent thematic language in things like the planet cards and tarot cards. My favorite detail that tipped me off to this, for instance, is how the Death card does not remove cards from your deck but rather transforms a single card. That's not the *obvious* choice for what a card called Death would do, but it is certainly in line with how it's commonly interpreted in tarot readings. Or how Pluto is High Card because it's kind of a runt of a not-planet the way High Card is kind of a not-hand. Also you'd probably be pulling some "far-out" strats if you're buffing high card. You sorta pick up on implications like that and it's really fun to try and read between the lines in this game.

    • @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire
      @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire 8 місяців тому +71

      Also why Earth is a Full House, because Earth literally is the full house that we live on.

    • @Lylybeebee
      @Lylybeebee 8 місяців тому +35

      2 of a kind is the closest planet to the Sun, 3 of a kind is the 2nd then they skip over earth to land 4 of a kind as the 4th closest planet it’s neat in a way

    • @howlrichard1028
      @howlrichard1028 8 місяців тому +7

      I'm pretty sure the Pluto one is just about the smaller planet boosting the smaller hand.

    • @Ceruleanst
      @Ceruleanst 8 місяців тому +25

      @@BottomOfTheDumpsterFireAnd a five-letter word with two vowels followed by three consonants. And the planet covered with water because a full house is called a "boat" sometimes. The whole solar system is really well-themed.

    • @greensleevez
      @greensleevez 8 місяців тому +14

      Semiotics needs to be a more widely adopted critical term outside of academia.

  • @Mr_Muda_Himself
    @Mr_Muda_Himself 8 місяців тому +62

    Somewhere a AAA developer is looking at this and weeping at all the money they could’ve made with microtransactions

    • @chrisosborn6401
      @chrisosborn6401 8 місяців тому

      Nah, they are salivating. Expect a deluge of copycat minigames to come from those AAA shitheads, brimming with microtransactions.

  • @PaddletailPhilly
    @PaddletailPhilly 8 місяців тому +337

    Balantro looks like the sort of game you'd see in a comedy TV series where characters are just sitting around a table, playing a ridiculous card game they made up. I have to play this.

    • @cyanthrope
      @cyanthrope 8 місяців тому +11

      I've seen people put 40 hours into just the demo, it's crazy good

    • @MyOtheHedgeFox
      @MyOtheHedgeFox 8 місяців тому +13

      And if you order a set of blank cards and have a good pen artist friend, you can play Balatro in real life!

    • @BurnedSoap
      @BurnedSoap 8 місяців тому +9

      Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers feels more like a parody of a tabletop game to me. It's like Balatro, but blackjack and even more like YuGiOh.

    • @LiliumOrientalis
      @LiliumOrientalis 8 місяців тому +1

      @@cyanthrope I didn't quite get 40, but I hope my 20ish is enough to support how good of a game it is!

    • @1Heirborn
      @1Heirborn 8 місяців тому +1

      @@LiliumOrientalis 7.5 hours the first day I played... the only other games that gripped me like that were Minecraft and Baldur's Gate 3

  • @IanZG42
    @IanZG42 8 місяців тому +2128

    I literally just deleted the game from my PC. Joins the very privileged list of games "so good I had to uninstall them to get anything done" which includes Into The Breach.

    • @cowabunga2597
      @cowabunga2597 8 місяців тому +115

      mine was vampire survivors. Had to delete that or I was gonna lose my tech job

    • @UnfertigeGedanken
      @UnfertigeGedanken 8 місяців тому +61

      ugh...SAME. and the same fate befell slay the spire with me at some point ^^

    • @LightningRaven42
      @LightningRaven42 8 місяців тому +68

      I only uninstalled Into The Breach once I had 100% in it. I still wanted to play it.
      Another similar game is Enter The Gungeon. You start, get ass whooped, uninstall, a few weeks later you install it again and go a bit further. Rinse and repeat.
      Balatro is my current obsession and I don't know far will I go.
      These are the types of games that truly reminds us of our childhoods. Games that are fun to play first and foremost. Not because you want to finish or get achievements, but because playing them is the reward, not the chore on the road to the reward.

    • @ImortalZeus13
      @ImortalZeus13 8 місяців тому +22

      Exactly.
      I can’t afford to have this game on my computer when I’m doing schoolwork

    • @DaiyaDoggo
      @DaiyaDoggo 8 місяців тому +16

      As an XCOM player, I was expecting the reason to be cursing out RNGesus

  • @Satellaview1889
    @Satellaview1889 8 місяців тому +117

    Frost really summed up addiction in those last few lines. "Even after I've won I choose to stay here and play one more round. And one more round. And one more round. Suppose the house always wins after all."
    I can picture a proper gumshoe monologuing this over a glass of whiskey after closing up the bar he runs on the side. Frost has his style down to a T.

  • @JayOrs
    @JayOrs 8 місяців тому +106

    Honestly came to this channel for Yahtzee, but stayed for Cold Take. Fantastic reviews dude

    • @lunarwhaler
      @lunarwhaler 8 місяців тому +6

      Same here. Cold Take and Design Delve are top-notch.

    • @Toksyuryel
      @Toksyuryel 5 місяців тому +1

      @@lunarwhaler I find Design Delve to be pretty hit or miss, Cold Take is very consistent.

    • @lunarwhaler
      @lunarwhaler 5 місяців тому

      @@Toksyuryel That's fair, yeah. I haven't seen Delve really miss, but it doesn't hit as consistently as Cold Take does. Frost doesn't miss.

  • @thridless8868
    @thridless8868 8 місяців тому +72

    Started watching the video knowing a bit about Balatro but thinking it was steam only.
    Got 1 minute in to where he said it was available on console.
    Watched the rest of the video 4 hours later when I realized I'd skipped lunch due to playing Balatro.

    • @EricChoiniere
      @EricChoiniere Місяць тому +1

      @@thridless8868 6 months later and it's on mobile, many new victims like me

  • @TheSonicBlades
    @TheSonicBlades 8 місяців тому +99

    man this vid is full of good lines...
    "I'm gonna tell my kids this was solitaire" is funny

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 8 місяців тому +8

      Unlike solitaire, I actually understand Balatro. Yet like solitaire, I am awful at Balatro.

  • @kolos0139
    @kolos0139 8 місяців тому +494

    I can stop watching Cold Take whenever I want. I swear.

    • @DavWK22
      @DavWK22 8 місяців тому +7

      I can stop watching ColdTake whenever I want. I lie.

    • @catharticgemini
      @catharticgemini 8 місяців тому +3

      What a fantastic way to burn my lunch breaks tbh

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 8 місяців тому +3

      People can quit Cuphead after dying to a tough boss, but that doesn't mean most do.

    • @minibixxx
      @minibixxx 8 місяців тому +2

      Spoken like a true addict

  • @Friday10013th
    @Friday10013th 8 місяців тому +15

    Frost's review sold me so hard I bought it before the video finished.

  • @WrestleSubtitle
    @WrestleSubtitle 8 місяців тому +9

    It really is the perfect game. I stop playing Balatro and I immediately start thinking about Balatro. I watch people play Balatro while playing Balatro. It's a sickness. Localthunk has made the perfect game.

  • @PainCausingSamurai
    @PainCausingSamurai 8 місяців тому +85

    Watched someone get a score of 2xe^36 and immediately jump back in trying to beat it

    • @deamon6681
      @deamon6681 8 місяців тому +5

      You can get that kind of cookie clicker numbers? In a normal run or in a endless/ challenge mode?

    • @PainCausingSamurai
      @PainCausingSamurai 8 місяців тому +20

      @@deamon6681 Endless, I think. Ante 19

    • @evildude109
      @evildude109 8 місяців тому +9

      @@deamon6681 The official end of the game is around a quarter million points, but a lot of the jokers multiply your mult value rather than adding to it, so it can go to the moon pretty easily if you get lucky card draws. My highest is 5e10.

    • @jerecakes1
      @jerecakes1 6 місяців тому +2

      and the killscreen is around ante 39 iirc, with score requirements just above the number that triggers the larger than infinite score requirement (something with e308) cause of some code restrictions

  • @CaptainPRESIDENT
    @CaptainPRESIDENT 8 місяців тому +56

    Cold Take is something special. Thank you Frost and Second Wind.

  • @Khostly
    @Khostly 12 днів тому +1

    To quote Dead Money. "Finding it? That's not the hard part. It's letting go."

  • @BroadwayBrittany
    @BroadwayBrittany 8 місяців тому +17

    I quite literally just sat down to take a break from playing Balatro to watch some UA-cam videos, and this was the first thing on my subscription feed. I suppose it’s nice to know I’m not the only one, lololol

  • @Triforce_of_Doom
    @Triforce_of_Doom 8 місяців тому +4

    first time watching this particular series because after a friend got me into the game I'm always down to hear more people talking about it. I love the Noir detective style of the narration

  • @GeorgeNoiseless
    @GeorgeNoiseless 8 місяців тому +33

    For shame, Frost! "The Next Slay The Spire" was Monster Train, _four years ago._
    Balatro though in a league of its own

    • @ksrhys-
      @ksrhys- 8 місяців тому +4

      Idk, monster train is definitely at least a couple of levels of refined below sts

    • @GeorgeNoiseless
      @GeorgeNoiseless 8 місяців тому +4

      @@ksrhys- I imagine there's person to person variance and the difference of appeal. I got bored of STS after a few finished runs with each character, but finished most of card collecting in MT. I'd have to re-install STS to even remind myself what the main progression even was in that game.
      Experimenting with strange deck combinations and building what seems like absolutely insane cards or combos only to barely scrape by on an even more insane boss felt invigorating (in MT). I was generally so satisfied in the end that I didn't feel like trying other pure deck builders for a while.
      Edit: Ah also from what I remember MT offered a lot more variability during a run, so that must have played a role.

    • @ksrhys-
      @ksrhys- 8 місяців тому

      @GeorgeNoiseless I would say MT has objectively less variability, in my comparison of the card pools. I think both games benefit from pushing the ascension. Slay The Spire would definitely get boring if you only played on A0 (whereas I got to a point where A20 was the only sensible choice to challenge myself with (not saying I'm good, plenty of STS players play exclusively A20 and do it with more success than me)), and with Monster Train I only pushed ascension one or two levels and then got bored of it. That was coming from STS though. Scraping by on those razor fine margins is what makes many games so exciting, and in my opinion STS is one of the most godly well balanced games of all time in that regard. To be the best, to scrape a win sometimes, you really have to squeeze every hit point out/preserve every single hit point of your own, and take every percent of possibility that you may see this or that card or this or that event. It gets down to such a science at the top level, and in my admittedly more shallow experience with MT, it seemed like multi strikes were just far more goated (dante comes to mind), quick strikes too, and then a lot of the buff and debuff units and such were significantly less viable. I think that balance is where STS thrives. Just about every aspect of the game, and a majority of the cards, can be utilised to winning effect as much as the other - if the context calls for it.

    • @GeorgeNoiseless
      @GeorgeNoiseless 8 місяців тому

      @@ksrhys-Now that sounds like a good time and either I didn't give STS a good shake or it changed a lot since I last played it back in... 2018? Wow. Yeah I imagine things have changed!
      I'm at least curious enough to install it again this week,

  • @samuelpage5409
    @samuelpage5409 8 місяців тому +7

    The ending lines of this essay werr absolutely chilling. Spectacular writing my man.

  • @thesledgehammerblog
    @thesledgehammerblog 8 місяців тому +14

    Must be fake, a Wheel of Fortune actually proc'd in the video.

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 8 місяців тому +3

      It'll only happen if you aren't expecting it. Probability drops exponentially by how much you want something to happen.

  • @ryanwhittaker7675
    @ryanwhittaker7675 8 місяців тому +5

    Nice, and me too reminds me of playing blackjack on a little handheld at my grandmas place growing up

  • @CJBooks4
    @CJBooks4 8 місяців тому +58

    "Oops all nines."😆 I love how you're able to still show off a sense of humor in Cold Take Frost😄💖.

  • @nestorclinefeld9323
    @nestorclinefeld9323 8 місяців тому +5

    I would kindly ask the folks at Second Wind to move the ad to after the credit sequence. The transition to the credit sequence is so beautiful in some of these videos, it's a shame to disrupt it.

  • @hill2750
    @hill2750 8 місяців тому +166

    This can't be good for NL's gambling addiction. Going to lose it all again at the Sierra Madre.

    • @CameronBrown-ph9do
      @CameronBrown-ph9do 8 місяців тому +19

      JASON BRIGHT AND HIS FOLLOWERS BLASTING OFF INTO THE UNKNOWN

    • @mfkrwill
      @mfkrwill 8 місяців тому +5

      NL did another flush build while I was reading this comment

  • @benzeboy5
    @benzeboy5 8 місяців тому +5

    the rant at 5:30 about fleeing happiness is art, as was the chocotaco

  • @skyllalafey
    @skyllalafey 8 місяців тому +49

    😢Oh how I miss my beloved choco tacos (probably the wrong take away to have from this video, but damn it, they were my favorite random treat from the convenience store for most of my life)

    • @jamesevensen863
      @jamesevensen863 8 місяців тому +3

      Coming soon to a Taco Bell near you

  • @MehnixIsThatGuy
    @MehnixIsThatGuy 8 місяців тому +27

    Game's full of jokers yet still gets out-clowned by a government.

  • @Duraspaz
    @Duraspaz 8 місяців тому +4

    This game is my current obsession, love some card games but they always got to do some strange stuff to hook you.
    With this it's simple playing cards (fair I didn't knew the English lingo for them but it was quickly learned) and in that lays it's "simplicity" of understanding.
    And then to break that all. Still at a frost glance I can tell what the cards will do and values no hidden stuff.
    Just the fun of the jokers triggering and setting of the combo's.
    It's addicting and fun.
    Long while a game did that to me

  • @blakksheep736
    @blakksheep736 7 місяців тому +2

    7:06 I love the achievements. They're that sort of "sounds completely impossible and then you get so far in the game you do them by accident". Amazing feeling of progression.

  • @Squamata043
    @Squamata043 8 місяців тому +3

    I prefer the cold takes about the video game industry rather than individual reviews, but I'll watch them all the same.

  • @JakePetrolhead
    @JakePetrolhead 8 місяців тому +42

    I dread to think how much of myself and my friends spare time has gone missing thanks to this game.
    Pure pick up and play fun in short bursts, and trance like qualities in longer session.
    What a game.

  • @ernesto4091
    @ernesto4091 8 місяців тому +4

    YES! Whenever I play this game I can never shake the feeling we're playing against the devil in a poker game where everything goes. And my soul is never mine.

  • @blakerowedder2943
    @blakerowedder2943 8 місяців тому +4

    Coming back a week later - Thanks for ruining my life, Frost. Can’t. stop. Playing!

  • @yawnberg
    @yawnberg 8 місяців тому +5

    There will never be another Choco Taco. S+ tier legend.

  • @NedInYaHead
    @NedInYaHead 8 місяців тому +4

    One thing I really appreciated was that a lot of unlocks required you to go in the OPPOSITE direction of whatever synergy the unlocked card plays into. I always get frustrated when I spend ages trying over and over again to get a build going with subpar equipment for a particular strategy, only to unlock a new card/item that requires me to play more games with that strategy to utilise it! This way it all flows a lot better imo.

    • @Triforce_of_Doom
      @Triforce_of_Doom 8 місяців тому +1

      Oh yeah one good example is the voucher that would go after "extra hand size" requiring you to get a hand size of FIVE (still haven't gotten than because I haven't gotten many hand size shrinking opportunities in one run)

  • @TheScythe2112
    @TheScythe2112 8 місяців тому +6

    If there ever was the perfect reviewer for a Poker-Card-Game-RogueLike, it has to be Frost

  • @thekidwhopopstoday
    @thekidwhopopstoday 8 місяців тому +12

    Jorbs shoutout! What a lovely human being

  • @Saitken
    @Saitken 8 місяців тому +99

    “Why is this game so fun? It’s just Poker.”
    “Yes.”

    • @DFGdanger
      @DFGdanger 8 місяців тому +13

      But actually...no.

    • @Daniel_WR_Hart
      @Daniel_WR_Hart 8 місяців тому +6

      It's not Poker so much as Joker

  • @wolfapostle
    @wolfapostle 8 місяців тому +2

    convinced by the gameplay, stayed for the cool deep whiskey voice. You have earned yourself a new subscriber!

  • @pleadthefilth
    @pleadthefilth 8 місяців тому +12

    "ayo...burgers AND fries" really got me for some reason lmao

  • @jkitty542
    @jkitty542 8 місяців тому +44

    Welp, putting this game on my Switch wishlist. I have a feeling I'll want this game portably.

    • @thecactusman17
      @thecactusman17 8 місяців тому +10

      I play it on my steam deck and yes, it's perfect for switch.

    • @Crocogator
      @Crocogator 8 місяців тому +3

      Can confirm. Game is worth purchasing twice. We have it on the switch for when we go out, and I have it on steam for when I'm home and need something to do while watching videos or listening to podcasts.

    • @ystacalden
      @ystacalden 8 місяців тому +8

      It is amazing portable, except when you decide to play it before bed. Then take it to bed with you. And don't stop playing until 4 AM

  • @gus.smedstad
    @gus.smedstad 8 місяців тому +5

    Interesting little love letter to Slay the Spire in the middle.

  • @jandir3356
    @jandir3356 8 місяців тому +3

    loved the video. the creativity, the style, the writing, the delivery, even the background music.

  • @Phegan
    @Phegan 8 місяців тому +10

    Cold Take is absolutely amazing content, from the style to the reviews itself. Thank you for making this!

  • @Jgallstar1
    @Jgallstar1 8 місяців тому +18

    This was the first game in years that I've ever been actively excited for. Pretty sure this will be my personal GOTY. Thank you localthunk

  • @tyleredge5349
    @tyleredge5349 8 місяців тому +30

    Nice, a northern lion reference.

    • @arthurcoser
      @arthurcoser 8 місяців тому +9

      I think the first challenge deck being 5 copies of the Egg is also a reference to our favorite bald streamer

    • @PureStealth
      @PureStealth 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@arthurcoserHE'S BALD!??

    • @TheGoukaruma
      @TheGoukaruma 8 місяців тому

      His secret shame.

    • @elzipper716
      @elzipper716 8 місяців тому

      I'm just glad Jorbs has become renowned enough to be mentioned alongside the legendary king of Isaac, NL himself.

  • @randomjunk1977
    @randomjunk1977 8 місяців тому +4

    Bought this last night and played "one more round" until midnight.
    All I need now is an Android version

  • @Next0gen0
    @Next0gen0 8 місяців тому +8

    I still remember playing this during Nextfest, and it wasn't high on trending page at the time.
    But after playing it, I remember thinking "I think this one's gonna get pretty popular". And boy did it.

  • @jongrubbdesign
    @jongrubbdesign 8 місяців тому +5

    If "wish I knew how to count" means counting cards, that functionality is actually built into the game - there's a screen that shows your remaining cards and your full deck.

  • @SamuelHamilton616
    @SamuelHamilton616 8 місяців тому +2

    I really feel like it just needs a whimsical villain. Just randomly have one of my Jokers say "The House Always Wins" or something and it'd be literally the perfect game.

  • @BullstrongDVM
    @BullstrongDVM 8 місяців тому +4

    I laughed so much watched this it annoyed my roommate. As someone who has traded too many good nights sleep for "one more go", I feel seen.

  • @solanumtuberosa
    @solanumtuberosa 8 місяців тому +6

    Devs will soon have to make a rehab centre for balatro addicts.
    Also, plasma deck makes me splooge.

  • @pigfish99
    @pigfish99 8 місяців тому +3

    Balatro really is hypnotic. The music and visuals entrance you into focusing on the cards, and then 5 hours later, you've realized you forgot to take the dog out and they've left chocolate for you by the front door.

  • @CopelandPlays
    @CopelandPlays 8 місяців тому +8

    I along 3 people I’ve talked to have had dreams about this game it’s built for human addiction.

  • @MariaVosa
    @MariaVosa 8 місяців тому +5

    So who organises the intervention for Frost?
    If this is the last Cold Take we see we know who to blame.

  • @ThisIsNeccessary
    @ThisIsNeccessary 8 місяців тому +9

    This game has wrecked my free time unlike anything else in a LONG time

  • @irregulargamer1352
    @irregulargamer1352 8 місяців тому +3

    Its wild how this is the 3rd addictive game ive stumbled upon. I did not know what to expect. Its so good

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo2040 8 місяців тому +2

    It's so freaking good. Balatro is amazing, and this video is a fun and entertaining look at it.

  • @gaberiando
    @gaberiando 8 місяців тому +1

    God Damn Frost is so fucking good to listen to you so happy doing what you want.

  • @DezuKiwami
    @DezuKiwami 8 місяців тому +3

    I bought this game on a whim yesterday, being a big fan of poker I thought the idea of a poker roguelike sounded very interesting. While I get some enjoyment out of the game and definetly see the 'hook', I must warn those who are looking for primarily a poker experience; this game is nothing like poker besides the fact that it uses poker hands for its scoring system. That's literally it. There's no 'leading' or mind games involved, it's really just accumulating scores that are based on poker hands.

  • @jksanrio
    @jksanrio 8 місяців тому +58

    “This is starting to sound like Yugioh.”
    SOOOOOLDDDD!!!!
    And you are totally screwing the rules because you have money!

    • @ImortalZeus13
      @ImortalZeus13 8 місяців тому +5

      “This is starting to sound like Yugioh” is not something that should be selling you on a product my brother in Christ

    • @Petsinwinter2
      @Petsinwinter2 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@ImortalZeus13 but what if I play Yu-Gi-Oh?

    • @manof1337
      @manof1337 8 місяців тому +12

      @@Petsinwinter2Then I'm sorry, and I hope you get the help you need.

    • @MoskalMedia
      @MoskalMedia 8 місяців тому +1

      As somebody who plays Master Duel, my thought was "okay this soudns amazing but I DEFINITELY can't get this game or it will ruin my life all over again" hahaha

  • @VladShpiro
    @VladShpiro 8 місяців тому +3

    The gambling burn on Genshin 👌

  • @sarahlusher5156
    @sarahlusher5156 6 місяців тому +1

    I bought Balatro because of this review, and now I have a problem. Thanks!

  • @elzipper716
    @elzipper716 8 місяців тому

    Jorbs mention! Glad he's become so renowned! Frost has good taste confirmed (well, like we didn't know that already).

  • @DEATHRACERCHEVY
    @DEATHRACERCHEVY 8 місяців тому +1

    Cold Take is easily become a staple in my household with my husband. I introduced him to Yahtzee through ZP years ago and was so thrilled he enjoyed it as well. It honestly seems like a stroke of luck that I stumbled on Cold Take before everything went down and quickly enjoyed each video and topic trying to catch up on something that I so obviously slept on. "Wake up babe, poker 2 just dropped" is by far one of my favorite lines for Cold Take so far and honestly for this Balatro review is perfection. Its a quote living rent free in my head. I remember watching yahtzee try the game and it happened during my lunch hour while at work, so I couldn't really focus on what was going on for a limited time during the livestream but I saw the gameplay and it peaked my interest bit. After Cold Take it was must buy though. Perhaps it's because my husband and I both enjoy poker and do play things like tournaments and etc when time allows that it feels oh so comfy and cozy and so compelling. I know this type of game is up my alley, and it only took two days or mulling back and forth of watching this Cold Take and just chatting with my husband before I just said let's buy it. But the best part is watching my husband get engulfed into it, this is definitely a gameplay/genre that's a bit more out of his wheelhouse and seeing how quickly his playstyle changed and other things was just a thing of joy. Balatro has taken over our house. It's downloaded on our ps4 & ps5 respectively and I'm pretty damn close to buying for my switch just to play on my commute to work and my lunch break, but I'm holding off for now because I need to try and pretend to maintain balance lol.

  • @johncrowley6083
    @johncrowley6083 8 місяців тому +2

    Adore the vibe you went for here!

  • @MidnightMagpie73
    @MidnightMagpie73 8 місяців тому +9

    Glad your enjoying the game Frost :>

  • @BobLablasLawBlog
    @BobLablasLawBlog 8 місяців тому +2

    I bought it after watching this and... holy shit! I had to pry myself away from it. Thanks for the recommendation!

  • @Lar_Ott
    @Lar_Ott 8 місяців тому +4

    Seeing Sunshine Shuffle for those 2 seconds made me smile

  • @kegacyofgumby
    @kegacyofgumby 8 місяців тому

    Easily one of my new most favorite videogame reviewer/commentators on UA-cam these days. Keep it up!!!

  • @desertgsrider1
    @desertgsrider1 8 місяців тому +26

    If anybody in my family dies in the future, I would feel so much more comforted if Frost was the deliverer of the bad news. I love his voice.

    • @razvanzamfir1545
      @razvanzamfir1545 8 місяців тому +2

      "If you can't tell by my coolheaded monotony, @desertgsrider1 was a good person and I'm sorry we have lost him" - Frost, probably

    • @desertgsrider1
      @desertgsrider1 8 місяців тому

      lol@@razvanzamfir1545

  • @JULR0W
    @JULR0W 8 місяців тому +2

    debuffs for picture cards is my cryptonite

  • @Nxluda
    @Nxluda 5 місяців тому +1

    This game looks interesting

  • @naku-kun
    @naku-kun 8 місяців тому +1

    Always its nice to watch a Cold take

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro Місяць тому

    I was wondering what all the fuss is about but now I get it

  • @DaruKari
    @DaruKari 8 місяців тому +1

    Great video as always!
    I won the second round I played with a double plus stone card deck and then uninstalled the game before it was able to consume all my free time. 😅

  • @SereneMidnight12
    @SereneMidnight12 8 місяців тому +9

    If Balatro ever comes out on mobile, it might be enough to singlehandedly break my gacha addiction.
    I'm dead serious.

    • @TheSkaOreo
      @TheSkaOreo 7 місяців тому +1

      It’s coming to mobile

    • @espaciobarra
      @espaciobarra Місяць тому +1

      It's available now. Go.
      Be free.

  • @spideymon
    @spideymon 8 місяців тому +1

    Best series on the channel!

  • @virtualnuke-bl5ym
    @virtualnuke-bl5ym 8 місяців тому +1

    Da hell I see an interesting Balatro video, click on it, and behold: Frost the (previously?) smite UA-camr begins talking

  • @Scrawny2864
    @Scrawny2864 2 місяці тому

    This game is absolutely fantastic and timeless. It's as simple as Windows Solitaire but as complex as chess.

  • @rahcollier7006
    @rahcollier7006 8 місяців тому

    Just bought Balatro a few days ago. My friend and I even made a Let's Try video about it just last night!

  • @lvrobertus
    @lvrobertus 6 місяців тому

    Frost? I'd recognize that voice anywhere... So this is what you've been up to.

  • @jamesrule1338
    @jamesrule1338 8 місяців тому

    This is about the 3rd review I've seen that has sung this game's praises. I should probably look into this.

  • @ndh06
    @ndh06 8 місяців тому

    The way that i got hooked on luck be a landlord. I've got no hope resisting this game.

  • @duncancreamer8251
    @duncancreamer8251 8 місяців тому

    Balatro has legitimately gotten me to memorise the various combinations you can play in poker, like i had tried to multiple times before but just never was able to get it to properly click. Next stop is the casino!

  • @databasekitten
    @databasekitten 8 місяців тому +2

    as usual Frost, an excelent video

  • @d1MnZz
    @d1MnZz 8 місяців тому +1

    brilliant game, thanks for highlighting

  • @lpfbjorge
    @lpfbjorge Місяць тому

    Feels as if I'm playing a round of no holds barred texas hold'em against the devil for my soul, and even after I've won I choose to stay here for one more round.
    Goddam what a line.

  • @GlebLipatkin
    @GlebLipatkin 8 місяців тому +1

    I was listening to this review while playing Balatro.

  • @SocksAndPuppets
    @SocksAndPuppets 8 місяців тому

    This is the only review style that I want to see talk about Balatro.

  • @DanCarnellious
    @DanCarnellious 8 місяців тому +1

    My friend showed me the Demo on steam and I didn't think much of it. Suddenly it was popping up everywhere.I had some spare $ on the eshop so picked it up and have really enjoyed it. For me it's a game you have to play to get properly

    • @-........
      @-........ 8 місяців тому +1

      i feel most (roguelike) deckbuilders are like this. the balatro demo didnt really click with me but i can see myself playing this excessively after getting invested

  • @vagabondstudieos2077
    @vagabondstudieos2077 7 місяців тому

    A very satisfying review. Thank you.

  • @PaulOkon1981
    @PaulOkon1981 8 місяців тому +2

    MAKE NUMBER GO UP
    MAKE NUMBER GO UP
    MAKE NUMBER GO UP
    MAKE IT RAAAAAIIIN!

  • @spunoffsee
    @spunoffsee 8 місяців тому +1

    Welp, I see an addiction I'm avoiding. Looks really fun, but I'd get lost in it.

  • @LKTTRG
    @LKTTRG 8 місяців тому +9

    "looks like gambling for kids" 😥😥
    "real gambling for kids" 😃😃

    • @pilotmemes
      @pilotmemes 8 місяців тому +5

      They only care cause if kids are addicted to playing Balatro they aren't gambling for real

    • @arthurcoser
      @arthurcoser 8 місяців тому +2

      So sad kids can't experience the joy of pulling a 5 star joker from a premium pack 😢

  • @grogpod_roguelike_podcast
    @grogpod_roguelike_podcast 8 місяців тому

    The depth of Balatro is incredible, but getting to understand it takes some investment

  • @MrMegaManFan
    @MrMegaManFan Місяць тому

    So addictive I play it on Switch, Apple Arcade and I just bought the physical PS5 version. This game is crack.