Donald Trump Doesn't Have A 'Civil' Gear

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  • On a day that his critics were sent explosive devices, Donald Trump attempted to take a civil tone. And it lasted for a couple hours.
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  • @chrismorrison8551
    @chrismorrison8551 5 років тому +80

    I find it funny how when trump comments about others, he's actually referring to himself.

  • @andrewober-reynolds9184
    @andrewober-reynolds9184 5 років тому +277

    Media: But all we did was quote your exact words!

    • @Willskull
      @Willskull 5 років тому +14

      Perhaps that's why he calls it fake news from the get go

    • @ongon6813
      @ongon6813 5 років тому +1

      Or "Media: But all we did is take a small part of what you said that only SEEMS bad super out of context to make you look bad." They did the same thing with Kavanaugh where the all hoped on the 'guilty until proven innocent' bandwagon. Now im not saying everything trump says is good or moral, cause some of it is not, but a large majority of the time the media spins what trump actually says into something very negative.

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 5 років тому +21

      No, there's no spin. Actually, sometimes what Trump says is much much worse, and media constrains themselves on calling him out on his BS. Only Steven and other comedians can do that because they are just joking right? Trump is much much worse. There are no context. He is what he is. There's no need to dress up anymore.

    • @PaddleAsia
      @PaddleAsia 5 років тому +17

      ongon68 "out of context"??? Not even close! His childish Tweets are not presidential and his speeches are pathetic. The media doesn't really need to do anything but let this brain-dead shitstain talk. If you're not embarrassed, you're not paying attention or your comprehension level is exceedingly low.

    • @ongon6813
      @ongon6813 5 років тому +1

      Ok pretis and dave, give me examples with either video proof or documented proof of trump saying something WORSE than what the media says about him. Void the "grab her by the p****" quote as everyone knows about that and even I think it was a stupid thing to say.

  • @qualivia
    @qualivia 5 років тому +186

    Trump:"We must not label opponents as morally defective"
    Me:"But..... But......... Do you even remember half the things you said this past year?

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +18

      "We must not label opponents as morally defective"
      Translation: "Please stop pointing out my moral deficencies"

    • @seriousone8030
      @seriousone8030 5 років тому +11

      He doesn't remember what he said yesterday.

    • @atlachanacha
      @atlachanacha 5 років тому +1

      ... Fake news?

    • @CrystalCoyoteX
      @CrystalCoyoteX 5 років тому +7

      @@telectronix1368 He's not wrong, but holy shit he's being a titanic hypocrite, and that will color what he's said. And now that we're at pipe bombs, it's too late. I want him gone, and I do my part to see to it that it hapoens when I vote this Nov. _Enough._

    • @jpazsoldan
      @jpazsoldan 5 років тому +2

      qualivia He’s a showman that craves for attention. He does remember. He is playing you.

  • @AT-zr9tv
    @AT-zr9tv 5 років тому +186

    I am finding it harder and harder to laugh about all this. America is on a downward spiral.

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude 5 років тому +3

      The good news is Trump supporters will retract once Trump recession start to kick in. Yes that is good news for everyone.

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude 5 років тому +8

      The funny part is Obama had cleaned up the United States debits and Trump came in and made trillions of dollars of debts. 🤪😲
      Seriously Obama did this with a new Healthcare system.
      Republican congressman Mitch McConnell is going after Social Security program entitlements.

    • @InXLsisDeo
      @InXLsisDeo 5 років тому +4

      GO VOTE NOW, NOT TOMORROW WHEN YOU REALIZE TOO LATE YOU'VE BEEN DELISTED.

    • @MiSSTiquE
      @MiSSTiquE 5 років тому +2

      I feel the same. This used to give me a good laugh in the morning. But now it scares me.

    • @trishahernz7809
      @trishahernz7809 5 років тому

      I dunno about that. The Republicans are going after American's social security now.

  • @faceoff3315
    @faceoff3315 5 років тому +145

    Make America great again Impeach Donald J Trump and Mike Pence.

    • @ingriddubbel8468
      @ingriddubbel8468 5 років тому

      Impeachment is merely an endightment.

    • @InXLsisDeo
      @InXLsisDeo 5 років тому +2

      GO VOTE NOW, NOT TOMORROW WHEN YOU REALIZE TOO LATE YOU'VE BEEN DELISTED.

    • @Innersanctum_
      @Innersanctum_ 5 років тому

      For what?

    • @ma-tanica
      @ma-tanica 5 років тому

      At least one of them. It's stupid to hope to impeach both of them

    • @sct913
      @sct913 5 років тому

      @@ChosenSquirrel Mike Pence was hand-picked by Trump, and not chosen by the people through a proper electoral process. Therefore, if Trump goes, Pence should go as well

  • @olaoluwabode-omoleye356
    @olaoluwabode-omoleye356 5 років тому +38

    You can always tell when trump isn’t being real. He slurs his words.

    • @jjp7914
      @jjp7914 5 років тому +3

      Trumps tells....He elongates his last word too. Especially S's. Folds his arms like a 2 yr old. and blames media. He does everything but stamp his feet and fall to the ground.

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 5 років тому +283

    "I'm outraged about all these bomb mailings. It's disgusting. I mean, the guy was able to send each of these bombs for less than four bucks in postage. Four lousy bucks! As I keep saying, our post office is getting screwed on its low postage rates and I'm directing the US Postal Service to raise rates immediately. I mean, call me crazy, but shouldn't it cost _at least_ 10 bucks to send a bomb? C'mon!"
    -- _President Donald J. Trump_

    • @fidorover2
      @fidorover2 5 років тому +24

      LMAO! Perfect.

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 5 років тому +29

      fidorover
      And that was pretty realistic indeed. How surreal reality has become...

    • @90socram24
      @90socram24 5 років тому +33

      the worst part about this is that it really sounds like something he would say

    • @greendogg83
      @greendogg83 5 років тому +9

      always entertaining fiderover

    • @chronobretz9511
      @chronobretz9511 5 років тому +7

      Sad part is he would say this

  • @visamies29
    @visamies29 5 років тому +28

    I support civility and all, but Trump isn't exactly the best at promoting it, considering his tweet war with... well, everyone

  • @shivamjaiswal439
    @shivamjaiswal439 5 років тому +185

    Oooh tiny talking about being civil is such a paradox... Has he looked at himself & his supporters?

    • @yotornadoyo
      @yotornadoyo 5 років тому +1

      Way more civil than democrats who can only yell because of their complete lack of arguments.

    • @brianbuxton2482
      @brianbuxton2482 5 років тому +8

      he is a whimp ,,

    • @Takkiebos
      @Takkiebos 5 років тому +6

      yotornadoyo here's a great argument; you don't know what arguments are...

    • @elliemm557
      @elliemm557 5 років тому

      Democrats are the paradox here. Democrats.

    • @yotornadoyo
      @yotornadoyo 5 років тому

      @@Takkiebos That's not an argument, that's a statement.

  • @ZachTheRantingGuy
    @ZachTheRantingGuy 5 років тому +398

    There is one thing Trump certainly DOES NOT have:
    Credibility.

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude 5 років тому +5

      Where are the Trump Zombies Bots when you need them. 😲

    • @pro-fg7mp
      @pro-fg7mp 5 років тому

      just like the main stream media.

    • @thorthunderlungs5171
      @thorthunderlungs5171 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/fHhZFOAeohg/v-deo.html

    • @m.rodrigolemus6224
      @m.rodrigolemus6224 5 років тому +8

      My VOTE 😉

    • @InXLsisDeo
      @InXLsisDeo 5 років тому +13

      And integrity, and courage, and honesty, and sense of respect, and...

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 5 років тому +31

    MEGA...."Make Explosives Great Again"...says Trump

  • @muadhib001
    @muadhib001 5 років тому +11

    What hostility? We're just reporting what he said lol

  • @vdiitd
    @vdiitd 5 років тому +1379

    As a non-American, I STILL cannot believe you guys elected Trump as President. What were you guys thinking?? 😓

    • @apksand9307
      @apksand9307 5 років тому +135

      vdiitd They weren't.

    • @freema9246
      @freema9246 5 років тому +95

      vdiitd! Ahahahaha you thought they were THINKING?!?!!@? Very clearly they weren't

    • @raulzamora8784
      @raulzamora8784 5 років тому +107

      Worst thing is he may win again in 2020
      Can't believe people support him

    • @pro-fg7mp
      @pro-fg7mp 5 років тому +18

      not electing corrupt hellary clinton was a good choice.

    • @patphatkitten
      @patphatkitten 5 років тому +184

      Actually, most of us voted for Clinton. Clinton had the most votes and she won the popular vote. A law was made to give more power to the Midwest and the Southeast, which has less people and is more rural. This is against the Constitution, but it means the votes of people who live in these areas have more force with the "electoral college" , a group of elites who pick the president. When a state votes for a president, it is more of a suggestion. The Electoral College members in that state can choose to ignore the popular vote, and vote for the best person for the job. Some of them did their jobs and voted for Clinton , even though their state voted for Trump. It was close. I think Clinton won about 49 percent of the Electoral College votes. Some people are thinking of getting rid of the Electoral College. This happened before, when Al Gore won the popular vote, but the Electoral College chose Bush, the son, to be president, and we ended up going to war in Iraq, when there is evidence that the destruction of twin towers were not caused by middle - eastern terrorists.

  • @philandrea8954
    @philandrea8954 5 років тому +3

    My heart is breaking Please everyone. Stay safe. From Australia 🇦🇺

    • @peterkotara
      @peterkotara 5 років тому +2

      @phil and Andrea o'brien - You had me worried for a moment.
      I misread your comment as "stay safe from Australia" and thought "oh my god what's going on in Straya, that's right next door, am I safe, is it contagious, will I need a face mask"
      From a skittish Kiwi.............Now in a hazmat suit.

  • @davidellis5141
    @davidellis5141 5 років тому +47

    Civility not a word in Trump's vocabulary.

    • @brianh6773
      @brianh6773 5 років тому +3

      There are a whole lot of words not in his vocabulary lol.

    • @CrystalCoyoteX
      @CrystalCoyoteX 5 років тому

      I'm quite satisfied in knowing that I'm miles more intelligent than Trump, but while that's truly terrifying, it's also encouraging. I could be the president one day.

  • @glintrhmj
    @glintrhmj 5 років тому +100

    You the best Stephen honestly right side of history plus them one liners lol lol 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @pro-fg7mp
      @pro-fg7mp 5 років тому

      wrong*

    • @coletrickle581
      @coletrickle581 5 років тому

      Colbert is actually just like Trump, just on the opposite end of the political spectrum. All Colbert does is spew leftwing rhetoric.

    • @gomblebomble808
      @gomblebomble808 5 років тому

      Pushing political propaganda is never the "right" side of history.

    • @gomblebomble808
      @gomblebomble808 5 років тому

      Raoul Fleckman You people have a very odd perception of what qualifies a person as being triggered. It's like if anyone disagrees even slightly with your ideology, you feel compelled to call them names. It's honestly the kind of behavior I'd expect from a four year old.

  • @tonykennedy4995
    @tonykennedy4995 5 років тому +10

    The Divided States of America :( Hope you get well soon xxx

  • @WanderingTaoist101
    @WanderingTaoist101 5 років тому +291

    Trump lacks a heart, spine and a brain as well.

    • @sonicxred
      @sonicxred 5 років тому +8

      Makes up for it with the all that fat he has.

    • @muadhib001
      @muadhib001 5 років тому +1

      WanderingTaoist101 you mean a a-brain

    • @mainepants
      @mainepants 5 років тому +2

      Yeah he has an over abundance of gall to make up for it though. I wonder if he realises that isn't a good thing?

    • @JohnnyCatFitz
      @JohnnyCatFitz 5 років тому +5

      So he's the scarecrow,tin man and cowardly lion all in one. With Kelly Ann Conway as Oz behind the curtain.

    • @pro-fg7mp
      @pro-fg7mp 5 років тому

      lacks spine? obama went on an apology tour while trump says he gonna nuke north korea. months later north korea is shaking hands with trump. trump has more spine than any president we have ever had.

  • @Juliett-A
    @Juliett-A 5 років тому +3

    "Too much government control!" Now excuse us while we tell people how they're allowed to pee.

  • @rusianalf
    @rusianalf 5 років тому +19

    ... just 2 more years.... just 2 more years...

    • @Alice_Typhon
      @Alice_Typhon 5 років тому +2

      Actually 6 more years.

    • @azshadow32
      @azshadow32 5 років тому

      Please let it only be two years because we will never survive more. It will end with us either blown away or he will try to go full dictator on us.😕😟😞

    • @yotornadoyo
      @yotornadoyo 5 років тому +2

      You guys are delusional. Trump is doing a good job and he will win 2020.

  • @1980process
    @1980process 5 років тому +22

    When I don't watch the news, life seems good.

  • @shanadir
    @shanadir 5 років тому +39

    Kinda surprised he didn't go for a modified 'good people on both sides' for this.
    Something like condemning bombings in general but add that 'some people probably should be blown up' at the end...

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude 5 років тому +4

      I hate to be the one to break the bad news but he kind of did.

    • @Orca19904
      @Orca19904 5 років тому +2

      Oh he's got his sycophantic stooges in Congress taking care of that; just last night old Lyin' Ted was literally blaming the victim, essentially saying they "had it coming" and mentioned Representative Maxine Waters by name, who I should mention had THREE devices addressed to her.

    • @Arosukir6
      @Arosukir6 5 років тому +3

      He didn't do a both sides thing, but he did sneak in some victim blaming. After talking about the bombs being bad and that we should have civility, he mentions how the media has been uncivil. He's dog-whistle blaming CNN for the attacks. Not that they did it directly, but that they invited these attacks by being "uncivil" and insulting him. Like someone who says rape is terrible and also women should stop wearing skimpy clothes (something a Republican politician literally said this year). It's a well done dog-whistle. We sane people hear "be civil, unlike the fake news mainstream media." His supporters and the bomber hear "if the fake news can't be 'civil,' they don't deserve civility and thus deserve to be attacked."

  • @mrseaweed1000
    @mrseaweed1000 5 років тому +2

    So De Niro, an outspoken critic of Trump, gets sent a pipe bomb..... Ummm so Stephen maybe don’t go opening any cylinder-shaped fan mail anytime soon. Tell Trevor, Seth and Jimmy too!

  • @franciet99
    @franciet99 5 років тому +49

    Does he not realize that he is speaking on the media???

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 5 років тому +5

    Hurry up Mueller!!!

    • @simonwinn8757
      @simonwinn8757 5 років тому

      You have to wait until he done some fishing, before he goes back to work.

  • @Alcagaur1
    @Alcagaur1 5 років тому +4

    So, ending the "negativity" and "false attacks" will mean FOX coverage of Trump rallies will end when he opens his mouth, right?

  • @Gundam4
    @Gundam4 5 років тому +107

    Watch your back vegetables

    • @InXLsisDeo
      @InXLsisDeo 5 років тому +4

      Ok, that was funny. Now Go fucking vote.
      GO VOTE NOW, NOT TOMORROW WHEN YOU REALIZE TOO LATE YOU'VE BEEN DELISTED.

    • @kortofromayan6187
      @kortofromayan6187 5 років тому +2

      strikeslifer 😂😂

  • @EugeneAxe
    @EugeneAxe 5 років тому +6

    Trump thinks "being nice" is denouncing terrorism. Let that sink in.

  • @pookiedust
    @pookiedust 5 років тому +4

    I thought Deliverance was just a movie but watching Trump’s rallies I say “get out the banjos”.

  • @xenophon343
    @xenophon343 5 років тому +3

    I voted Libertarian for the presidency because I couldn't stand either candidate but with the craziness we have in the White House now, I have to vote Democrat for the time being.. I hope many more Independents and Libertarians see the necessity as well.

    • @alarkalbass6726
      @alarkalbass6726 5 років тому

      Yes and yes. Strategic voting for Dems even if you feel you must "hold your breath:" Dem. side, Strong side. Ensure the Reps. can`t sneak up between a divided left this time.

    • @alarkalbass6726
      @alarkalbass6726 5 років тому

      G V,,,Now is not the time for well meant forward thinking.Though I appreciate your logic, An all out strategic voting effort is needed right now to take the legs out of the vulgar anomaly and those holding his puppet strings. Thanks for your reply.

  • @starlighted8505
    @starlighted8505 5 років тому +1

    Love you Colbert!

  • @mattm6178
    @mattm6178 5 років тому

    As a Canadian, who's country just legalized pot ,every morning its like a new reality show episode, its too easy for Colbert. I love every minute of it!

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 5 років тому +13

    If the bomber is targeting Trump's enemies, Eric better be careful.

  • @ICantThinkOfANameB
    @ICantThinkOfANameB 5 років тому +5

    I say this sincerely, please be safe Late Show. Some nut will send you a couple soon because you hurt little baby Donnie's feelings.

  • @stevegriffiths5364
    @stevegriffiths5364 5 років тому +1

    Looking forward to watching this show Downunder at midnight....cheers

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 5 років тому +1

    Gotta give credit where credit is due...I'm surprised t'rump didn't start a "Blow Her Up!" chant.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 5 років тому +56

    Is anyone else still surprised that Donald Trump became the president of the United States? I would've never in a million years thought he would during his The Apprentice days.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +3

      You underestimated the ignorant anger and complacency of the US as a whole.
      Too many angry bigots and too few people prepared to make even minor efforts (taking a few hours out of 1 day to vote) to defend the country from them.

    • @lyndiss.2017
      @lyndiss.2017 5 років тому

      I, too, am still shocked. 😅

    • @elemomnialpha
      @elemomnialpha 5 років тому

      Not really, imo it mostly came from a hatred of SJW's and taking Political Correctness to levels people can't stand

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +4

      @@elemomnialpha Nope, it was from, broadly a political party that HATED that Obama was President, that spent his time in office working to stop as much of his policy as possible (even though the majority of the country actually supports those policies), that HATED they weren't able to give themselves more and more tax cuts and that a Democrat president dared to work to get more people having healthcare.
      And they played on some of the worst aspects of people to whip up their supporters in to anger.
      Now you may, personally, object to things like greater tolerance and respect for others but that is your own issue.

    • @CrystalCoyoteX
      @CrystalCoyoteX 5 років тому +1

      @@telectronix1368 this, sadly. It's as if they have this permanent oboner that never comes out of their asses, and is extremely uncomfortable for them, even years later.
      It really does give the impression that they can't stand that a black president did a great job, cause there's nothing else to honestly dislike him for, really. I mean he basically did everything that Republicans claim they care about, fixed the economy, stopped waste spending in our healthcare system via preventative measures, had Bin Ladin killed... hah, can you imagine how happy they'd be if he wasn't a democrat?
      Took me a while to accept that... the blatant lack of Republicans of integrity (that aren't now dead or leaving soon) is what helped me cut the fluff.

  • @sweetheartmegz
    @sweetheartmegz 5 років тому +6

    This is too sad to be funny.

  • @dungeonmasteromega
    @dungeonmasteromega 5 років тому

    The bomb-defusing minion was Bob. He needed a job since they didn't call him back in Deadpool 2.

  • @chrisjames3204
    @chrisjames3204 5 років тому +1

    Thanks to Colbert for continuing to help secure a 2nd term for PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.

  • @tonykennedy4995
    @tonykennedy4995 5 років тому +4

    MADA = MAKE AMERICA DECENT AGAIN !!!!

  • @typerexc
    @typerexc 5 років тому +4

    No, vegetables. Seriously. Watch your back.

  • @salmonline
    @salmonline 5 років тому

    LOL... "We miss you, Jake."...LMAO!!!

  • @maddyhoke3907
    @maddyhoke3907 5 років тому +2

    The look on Biden's face! XD

  • @themadhacker9376
    @themadhacker9376 5 років тому +5

    in response, biden ate both of the pipe bombs for breakfast

  • @flipczech
    @flipczech 5 років тому +3

    Dudd bombs sent thru snail mail... it's eric and don jr.

  • @charlleedodson
    @charlleedodson 5 років тому +2

    Trump: the media must be nicer to political opponents
    Me: says the biggest bully on Twitter

  • @richardsimon4135
    @richardsimon4135 5 років тому +1

    Thank you Stephen for this nourishing dose of levity in troubled times

  • @oldfartjohnson6354
    @oldfartjohnson6354 5 років тому +4

    Stephen,I would be careful even being you.I love what you stand for,but there might be an idiot who doesn't think so.Watch out for those big envelopes.To watch trump supporters is to understand how low you can go if you don't want to open your eyes and ears to the truth.SAD!

  • @wiskybiz
    @wiskybiz 5 років тому +8

    The result of this election will be very interesting.

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 5 років тому

      Nah, it's gonna be the same shit, only more.

  • @keyqchan
    @keyqchan 5 років тому +2

    I guess I know what scary movie to watch on Halloween; Donald Trump inauguration footage.

  • @guynorth3277
    @guynorth3277 5 років тому

    Mr. Colbert you have done more to help me hold on to my sanity than you could ever know, just to know someone gets it, and is on the same wave length, plus totally hilarious!! is very therapeutic Thanks so "very, very" much.

  • @garrisonandrew9862
    @garrisonandrew9862 5 років тому +5

    Let him campaign and golf. I'm sure John Kelly and the other adults get alot of boring president stuff done while Trump is off stroking his ego or his putter.

  • @MrPilgrim
    @MrPilgrim 5 років тому +4

    Kim Jong Fun where art thou

  • @jacklandon9933
    @jacklandon9933 5 років тому +2

    I would like to say that Trump doesn't even have a 'human' gear, much less 'civil', but then I remembered that 'to err is human' and realized that is Trump's only gear.

  • @nathaliedufour3891
    @nathaliedufour3891 5 років тому

    YEAH BABY ! De Niro also be like : " you gat nating ! NATING! U gat NATING !!!!!!!

  • @MrPilgrim
    @MrPilgrim 5 років тому +7

    Remember when Trump was actually being praised for the Nobel Peace Prize? Well, that escalated quickly

    • @Willskull
      @Willskull 5 років тому +4

      They should give him a Negative Nobel at this point

    • @yotornadoyo
      @yotornadoyo 5 років тому +2

      Remember when Obama won it. LOL

    • @MrPilgrim
      @MrPilgrim 5 років тому

      yotornadoyo i Love Obama

    • @paigetomkinson1137
      @paigetomkinson1137 5 років тому +1

      I think he was praising himself, and suggesting he should get it. No one else.

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. 5 років тому +25

    Donnie is now so civil he's hoping to start a Civil War.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 років тому +4

      Oh +J. Hon. Take your meds and have a good lie down. Then do some actual research...

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude 5 років тому +2

      @J. The funny part is Obama had cleaned up the United States deficit of debits and Trump came in and made trillions of dollars of compound interest debts. 🤪😲
      Seriously Obama did this with a new Healthcare system.
      Republican congressman Mitch McConnell is going after Social Security program entitlements.

    • @ZechsMerquise73
      @ZechsMerquise73 5 років тому

      +J.
      I miss when Republicans wanted to cut research on bear DNA, and not calling for genocide.

  • @MaxMisterC
    @MaxMisterC 5 років тому

    "Dynomite" as a catchphrase...
    ....belongs to Lenny Henry!!
    (But you'd need to be British & over 50, to know this!)

  • @richmiglio
    @richmiglio 5 років тому

    I love you Stephen, you give me a good laugh during such weird times. Thank you, so much for giving me a smile and a laugh. I truly needed it.

  • @freeloader69
    @freeloader69 5 років тому +23

    Tuck Frump! Al Franken 2020!

    • @meltossmedia
      @meltossmedia 5 років тому

      Citizen I R.I.P. Al Franken, why'd he have to grab that booty?

    • @freeloader69
      @freeloader69 5 років тому +1

      @@meltossmedia I don't know much about that, and I don't want to automatically disbelieve his accuser. However, I have a really hard time believing that Mr. Franklen would actually do something like that. I've read all of his books, and was a huge supporter of his. It's definitely a sore subject, for sure.

    • @meltossmedia
      @meltossmedia 5 років тому +1

      Citizen I He seems to accept the fact that he did, which was a blow to my state of Minnesota. But I hope he comes back for 2020, if Trump can do it, so can Franken

  • @chriscarr003
    @chriscarr003 5 років тому +6

    Love ya!

  • @elvira-irinareisinger6370
    @elvira-irinareisinger6370 5 років тому +1

    Can somebody play that video of Trump mocking a challenged person on the times square video screens? 24/7! He would go nuts for sure. We must battle hard to win back civility and one way is to remind people that Trump is a rude demagogue.

  • @aaronrudolph1129
    @aaronrudolph1129 5 років тому +2

    Trump really does have tiny hands. You can’t unsee that. 😮

  • @baldbeardedbloke6887
    @baldbeardedbloke6887 5 років тому +3

    Donald Trump doesn't have a civil gear? Thankfully his teleprompter does.

  • @sharpnote1480
    @sharpnote1480 5 років тому +4

    Trump = Hypocrisy

  • @rob832
    @rob832 5 років тому +1

    'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'

  • @Jefff72
    @Jefff72 5 років тому

    We send De Niro’s Cape Fear character after the maker of those bombs.

  • @shishir4859
    @shishir4859 5 років тому +3

    From Nepal🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵😂

  • @JVenger
    @JVenger 5 років тому +6

    Non offensive comment here

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 5 років тому +1

      5150 madman on the loose, also my pin codes and my favorite album, so there you go

  • @brisingerfaelorn
    @brisingerfaelorn 5 років тому

    Minion? Come on, minions are yellow. Don't make a bomb disposal expert one of your jokes. You're better than that.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 років тому

    "And by the way, do you see how civil I'm being?"
    No. I can't seem to pry my _face_ out of my hand. Since your inauguration, it has gotten quite comfortable there.

  • @joeysingh8289
    @joeysingh8289 5 років тому +4

    can someone send ricegum a bomb

  • @abimanyuputra5185
    @abimanyuputra5185 5 років тому +1

    The only civil Don T have are the civil law suit.

  • @musiclistsareus1029
    @musiclistsareus1029 5 років тому +1

    Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom and take a Trump.

  • @MrPilgrim
    @MrPilgrim 5 років тому +1

    So John Brennan was the one with the “Get ‘er done” package? ...... just asking for a friend

  • @TheSpook27
    @TheSpook27 5 років тому

    Shout out to Jon Batiste for playing the 'Good Times' title theme riff on cue. :)

  • @brandonjustus6821
    @brandonjustus6821 5 років тому

    Joe Biden at the Inauguration reminded me of Walter on Jeff Dunham

  • @mrs.witchyperfect9846
    @mrs.witchyperfect9846 5 років тому

    He didn't really say sending bombs was a bad idea because he agrees with it!

  • @UninstallingWindows
    @UninstallingWindows 5 років тому

    This is probably the new "tide pod" challenge.
    Make a pipe bomb and email it to someone. If they open it and blow up, you win and they loose. Whoever blows up the most people will win a new IPhone.

  • @steveboo14
    @steveboo14 5 років тому +1

    Laughable, he is criticizing Trump for being civil, how civil has Stevey boy been toward Trump? Yeah exactly.

  • @KatieCabo
    @KatieCabo 5 років тому +1

    That’s nice? He’s still saying BS and lying. Only difference is he’s not yelling as he usually does.

  • @colleenkelly5472
    @colleenkelly5472 5 років тому

    The media is a mirror...if you don't want someone to talk badly about you...don't give them something to talk about.

  • @Rexxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    @Rexxxxxxxxxxxxxx 5 років тому

    And MSM does? What a joke.

  • @dstorm7752
    @dstorm7752 5 років тому +1

    Just last week, Hillary and Senator Spartacus said Democrats shouldn't be civil.

  • @SmoothKenny
    @SmoothKenny 5 років тому

    HA! "Miss you Jimmy.... He still with us?" 🤣😂🤣😅

  • @aishx
    @aishx 5 років тому +2

    You can never teach uncivilised old dogs new tricks

  • @priscillajimenez27
    @priscillajimenez27 5 років тому +1

    I love DeNiro!

  • @ms.rstake_1211
    @ms.rstake_1211 5 років тому +1

    Democrats/Liberals are brave. I would be hiding or at least tone it down. I'm impressed Mr Colbert/talkshow host.

  • @butterscotchbanana258
    @butterscotchbanana258 5 років тому +1

    "They want more regulation"
    You mean those rules in place to protect workers and consumers?

  • @averagejoe2445
    @averagejoe2445 5 років тому

    People like you SC continue to stoke the fire

  • @tiny99990
    @tiny99990 5 років тому

    0:38, holy shit it's real life Walter (from Jeff Dunham)

  • @Katzztar
    @Katzztar 5 років тому +1

    The Media has a responsibility to stop the incivility? ... then Trump means the stations shouldn't air his rallies and speeches and his Twitter account should be closed down. Those are media and it would stop a lot of the hate!

  • @brixgamez
    @brixgamez 5 років тому

    "Those engaged in the political arena must stop treating political opponents as being morally defective."
    Was this a rare moment of self-reflection?

  • @grandeloca6184
    @grandeloca6184 5 років тому

    Ty.

  • @HorzaPanda
    @HorzaPanda 5 років тому

    No, vegetables are Steve Bannon's mortal enemy. That and fruit XD

  • @elreydelvideo
    @elreydelvideo 5 років тому

    *In that clip Joe Biden looks like Jeff Dunham's Walter dummy*

  • @NYCCamper
    @NYCCamper 5 років тому

    Hey I heard Deniro was going to call Joe Pesci.😱

  • @richardsimon4135
    @richardsimon4135 5 років тому +2

    Colbert is the funniest person on television

  • @johnredberg
    @johnredberg 5 років тому

    So I guess explosives are funny until, you know, .... they explode?