George Carlin on Praying

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  • @taylorto8258
    @taylorto8258 8 років тому +1071

    Haha she went from defending God to saying she doesn't need one she has the universe to believe in. George had her changing her beliefs in under a minute.

    • @blitheixgaming1289
      @blitheixgaming1289 6 років тому +6

      Taylor to haha yeaa

    • @wadesharp11
      @wadesharp11 6 років тому +10

      Haha yes she is a troll

    • @tigrawild
      @tigrawild 6 років тому +22

      I miss George, what a brilliant man

    • @yeng1855
      @yeng1855 5 років тому +2

      Meanwhile Louis Ck. Lost to a religious girl when he could've said, "Of course I'm happy, masturbating makes me happy and relief stress. Without it, I will never be happy."

    • @josejalomo1025
      @josejalomo1025 5 років тому

      Whats so funny about it his a total prick

  • @inglesyeses
    @inglesyeses 13 років тому +143

    i love finding a george carlin clip that i hadn't seen before.

  • @johndarcangelo6893
    @johndarcangelo6893 8 років тому +1161

    "Because life is hard and you need to make up stories to get through it." wtf!? lmao

    • @itsvoogle
      @itsvoogle 8 років тому +64

      LMFAOOOOO dude i was trippin when i heard her say that WTF XD

    • @ThePi314Man
      @ThePi314Man 7 років тому +75

      John Darcangelo Sadly, she's right. Humans are very weak and fragile beings. If it takes mindless rituals to keep them happy, oh well. So long as they don't use it to justify destroying each other, no one really stands to gain or lose. If people are so bankrupt without a god belief, oh well. If they kill themselves, good riddance. Natural selection. Win win.

    • @ernestoalvarado6202
      @ernestoalvarado6202 7 років тому +6

      I couldn't hold it either 😂😂😂

    • @bartvaes4126
      @bartvaes4126 7 років тому +32

      That was indeed one of the more fucked up things I've ever heard. If anything, my life has become a whole lot easier since the day I threw those fantasy stories in the trash.

    • @umphreak9999
      @umphreak9999 7 років тому +52

      she inadvertently admitted that deep down, she doesn't even believe her own bullshit, classic george

  • @zobzon
    @zobzon 8 років тому +516

    notice how Carlin actually listens to the others while the Christian ones keep retaliating his arguments with nonsense. Simple logic and a calm voice is what made Carlin the winner of this argument

    • @digitalindustries6697
      @digitalindustries6697 8 років тому +27

      Well said. It's just too hard for Cristian's to prove what they believe. Logic trumps everything in life except fixed super bowls.

    • @Whadduphomie
      @Whadduphomie 5 років тому +24

      Sarah Stenske what ever you’re smoking send it my way

    • @edbrando3466
      @edbrando3466 5 років тому +14

      @Sarah Stenske clearly she ain't no atheist lol

    • @edbrando3466
      @edbrando3466 5 років тому +6

      @Sarah Stenske tho i agree with you on some points,but he's right for not given a fuck in debates,
      Most people who want so badly to win a debate, are the religious ones,
      I saw so many interviews with him
      that proves that he's in not repeating his ideas and he repeats only jokes.
      And he couldn't say anything but short jokes because those ignorants kept interrupting him.
      And I'm not an atheist btw..

    • @edbrando3466
      @edbrando3466 5 років тому +8

      @Sarah Stenske i don't get why u r so triggered, and started offending me for nothing.
      You proved that you have a shallow mind by judging me by my profile pic,
      I simply couldn't find any pic that was not a personal one to put on use except this,

  • @jaybuza3794
    @jaybuza3794 4 роки тому +505

    I pray to george carlin every night.

    • @ChDSage23
      @ChDSage23 4 роки тому +5

      @YoYO Semite 50/50

    • @billlonee9470
      @billlonee9470 3 роки тому +32

      I do, too, but I hedge my bets by also praying to Joe Pesci.

    • @veteranpatriot4474
      @veteranpatriot4474 3 роки тому +2

      Keep it up and you will be with him.

    • @dandiegidio7729
      @dandiegidio7729 3 роки тому +7

      And he prays to Joe pesci. So basically you're making George the middle man and he's probably annoyed with you. You're lucky he's not alive to be mad at you.

    • @DankMoonBlade
      @DankMoonBlade 3 роки тому

      @@dandiegidio7729 I love your comment lmao 😂 I thought the same

  • @FuzFuz
    @FuzFuz 8 років тому +440

    Greatest comedian ever lived.

    • @Raw_naq
      @Raw_naq 7 років тому +13

      Thinker*

    • @thc7865
      @thc7865 5 років тому +10

      Philosopher more than that he was great

    • @biller2000
      @biller2000 5 років тому

      Fuz
      I wouldn’t say he is the Greatest ever lived, but he is definitely up there. I like him as a grey haired gentleman, but not when he was younger. In particular, in the 90s up to the time he passed.
      There is something very special about him though. Chris Rock loved him!

    • @spiritualatom2535
      @spiritualatom2535 4 роки тому

      He was great but there is no way to gauge goat...

    • @spiritualatom2535
      @spiritualatom2535 4 роки тому

      You can talk about each comic and speak on what makes them great but no way to put one of the other

  • @awesomethegreatamazing2651
    @awesomethegreatamazing2651 3 роки тому +20

    I like how this is a speed run through one of his comedy routines and it’s still making points

  • @smidget5843
    @smidget5843 9 років тому +498

    what a shame hes dead... wont get another guy like that for a long time... =(

    • @refusetoassimilate
      @refusetoassimilate 9 років тому +2

      smidget whittington What about Lewis Black? I think he's pretty close. Maybe not on the topic of religion but many other socially conscious issues.

    • @smidget5843
      @smidget5843 9 років тому

      im not really a fan of him if im honest...

    • @refusetoassimilate
      @refusetoassimilate 9 років тому +2

      smidget whittington You're absolutely right, I wasn't thinking about him when I posted that, but Lewis Black is a very close second to George Carlin.

    • @thegoldenshiningstar
      @thegoldenshiningstar 8 років тому +2

      I think Bill Hicks was in this league, at least when it came to religiousity

    • @shubhanshusharma5099
      @shubhanshusharma5099 6 років тому +3

      Richard Dawkins

  • @allenrappaport2595
    @allenrappaport2595 7 років тому +47

    He's hurt at all the injustice in this world and probably wonders how G-d would allow it. Love you forever George, a follower since 1972.

    • @jimmcdonald5788
      @jimmcdonald5788 3 роки тому

      No. He's telling you that in his, thoughtful, deeply considered, passionate opinion, that there is no ....

    • @nevbillett7554
      @nevbillett7554 3 роки тому

      @@jimmcdonald5788 Yes old George was the laughing stock of all who know God

  • @iammurphy
    @iammurphy 8 років тому +119

    I like how when they're all talking Carlin takes over like a boss.

  • @stevenmiller5903
    @stevenmiller5903 5 років тому +84

    That brother moved after George said "Invisible man in the sky" like a lightning bolt was gonna strike both of them.

  • @Rechbert
    @Rechbert 8 років тому +257

    "A form of mental illness" ... best I´ve ever heard

    • @stonercentral7989
      @stonercentral7989 5 років тому +7

      Bill starting using this also.

    • @danielzinho12
      @danielzinho12 3 роки тому

      If George saw this biology sciences lecture, he'd be like " I already knew that" ua-cam.com/video/LNSe4Ff57n4/v-deo.html

    • @elvisii4220
      @elvisii4220 3 місяці тому

      Thank you for reminding me how hypocritical and arrogant atheists are.

  • @jlewsd
    @jlewsd 13 років тому +25

    Carlin is a legend. I wish I've found out about him when he was alive. I watch all his material and the man was ahead of his time in terms of philosophy, politics, religion, etc. The best part is, he used humor as a means of promoting truth to the populace.

  • @AmitParopkari
    @AmitParopkari 10 років тому +44

    'if you believe there is a guy in sky keeping score then something is wrong with you!' - I love George

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E 10 років тому +111

    "Because life is hard and you need to make up stories to get through it"
    BULLSHIT!! Life is hard, but you don't make up stories. You suck it up and keep moving forward and if you can't, oh well.

    • @celticandpenobscot8658
      @celticandpenobscot8658 3 роки тому

      @ayy lmao The American Baby Boom went on for 18 years! Lots of us have progenitors who should have kept it zipped!

    • @craigmacdonald7072
      @craigmacdonald7072 3 роки тому +3

      everyone makes up stories... just remember they're stories, not facts. If a story makes me laugh (a joke) or makes me feel good about being alive, that's OK... but when people start believing their fiction into fact - especially "fact" they think we ALL must agree to and believe, then THAT'S A SERIOUS AND DANGEROUS MFING PROBLEM

    • @MK-xl9tt
      @MK-xl9tt 3 роки тому

      @@craigmacdonald7072 Exactly enter the crusades and wars..

    • @anton1949
      @anton1949 3 роки тому

      True and honest answer.

  • @11UncleBooker22
    @11UncleBooker22 3 роки тому +15

    "The earth will be fine, the earth isn't going anywhere. HUMANS!!!, HUMANS ARE GOING AWAY!!! .....The prophet George Carlin.

  • @redline1420
    @redline1420 5 років тому +35

    Her: "I don't denigrate anyone one of faith"
    George: " Oh I do"

  • @Soxruleyanksdrool
    @Soxruleyanksdrool 9 років тому +63

    I love it!!! Carlin just conversationally bitch slapped them all with common sense.

    • @nevbillett7554
      @nevbillett7554 3 роки тому

      He should have tried talking to me who understands Scripture and God's plan to deliver all mankind to the measure of the fullness of the stature of Jesus Christ and have seen with my own eyes prayers answered instantly in the form of physical miracles. Carlin and you idiot disciples of his , have me roaring with laughter at your ignorance and haughty words against the Most High. Just because most "Churchies" are ignorant of Scripture (bibles are not scripture, they are translations of Hebrew and Greek Scripture and nearly all are seriously errant) just like you dummies and the joke is you are ignorant deluded fools because God has personally deluded you (of course He has a reason ) hahaha. Of course you have no idea what I'm talking about and you will dismiss this with some glib crap you imagine as funny. Just remember God loves you , probably because your such a joke lol

    • @maciejcholewa3796
      @maciejcholewa3796 3 роки тому +1

      @@nevbillett7554 oh boy another Sunday believer triggered by Carlin;) Do you mo_on even realize, that you respond to a 6y old post?

    • @nevbillett7554
      @nevbillett7554 3 роки тому

      @@maciejcholewa3796 I thought you were a person

  • @theseventhgeneration6910
    @theseventhgeneration6910 3 роки тому +13

    Flip the letters around and you've got true unconditional love.

  • @gomezaddams4347
    @gomezaddams4347 3 роки тому +5

    George was a true OG. He wasn’t afraid to call BS on obvious BS.

  • @stevenn2
    @stevenn2 12 років тому +76

    "What if it makes people feel better"
    I think that chocolate is my new god o.O

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 3 роки тому +1

      He should have said, some people really enjoy killing other people, it makes them feel good.

    • @gwarlow
      @gwarlow 3 роки тому

      @@mcmarkmarkson7115 How many people have killed in the name of “God”?

    • @Raven7400
      @Raven7400 2 роки тому

      More like drug.

  • @fromtherubble6890
    @fromtherubble6890 3 роки тому +8

    God sent George Carlin to Earth to get people to stop talking about him... he's humble

  • @theenforcer1977
    @theenforcer1977 12 років тому +6

    I love George. He's right about prayer.

  • @DamianDeEu
    @DamianDeEu 8 років тому +1

    One of my most favourite comedians of all time. May God Have Him In His Glory!

  • @Skid1934
    @Skid1934 13 років тому +18

    i like how all three of them are ganging up on carlin and he owns them all

  • @derektaylor2859
    @derektaylor2859 8 років тому +302

    the black dude next to him started scooting away all casually lmao Christians are so scared of anyone that doesn't think like them.. Like were gonna start biting at them or something hahA

    • @JerKur18
      @JerKur18 5 років тому +6

      Well we're crazy lunatics with no morals don't ya know? 😄

    • @mariammimi3563
      @mariammimi3563 3 роки тому +14

      Thought I was the only one who noticed. He didn't want to sit so close to a sinner.He was already feeling the heat from hell his god is already preparing for carlin. Lol

    • @boazcomp
      @boazcomp 3 роки тому +1

      They are afraid of none believers because they are insecure about their beliefs and feel like they are riding too close to a cliff. They also feel offended since you are telling them that all they did all thier lives was not really necessary 😂😂

    • @wavybonez183
      @wavybonez183 3 роки тому +1

      @Toughen Up, Fluffy That was the most reddit shit I’ve ever heard

    • @craigmacdonald7072
      @craigmacdonald7072 3 роки тому

      DUDE WAS SCARED... HE SAW THE TRUTH IN WHAT GEORGE WAS ABOUT.

  • @MikaelLewisify
    @MikaelLewisify 3 роки тому +13

    It’s hilarious when someone who believes their personal religion is the one and only true religion calls an atheist arrogant.

  • @LyndaMackrous-wi6fv
    @LyndaMackrous-wi6fv 5 років тому +1

    Who says God is a he it’s the energy that you send out that helps you or catches up with you either way

  • @douglas_spino9187
    @douglas_spino9187 6 років тому +30

    You cannot beat George in an argument

    • @mcplesk8765
      @mcplesk8765 3 роки тому +2

      If hitchens and carlin ever disagreed on something it would create a singularity and a new universe

    • @MrPernell27
      @MrPernell27 3 роки тому +2

      How do you argue against logic and common sense

    • @lilbill2322
      @lilbill2322 3 роки тому

      Unfortunately, now I can

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock 2 роки тому

      Except in an argument from ignorance. But that's like winning in the Paralympics if your body is otherwise intact and healthy.

  • @supercoupe86
    @supercoupe86 4 роки тому +71

    The only logical person in the interview is Carlin.

    • @RheemQ
      @RheemQ 4 роки тому

      @YoYO Semite you know you're an pathetic right because I keep seeing you in every comment trying to shame a guy who's already dead and gone because he doesn't share your idiotic belief system

    • @RheemQ
      @RheemQ 4 роки тому +1

      @YoYO Semite says the moron who has to make a comment any time someone says George is the only one with sense just because you believe in some fairy tale story doesn't mean your dumbass will be saved after death

    • @RheemQ
      @RheemQ 4 роки тому

      @YoYO Semite wow what an insult the fact that's all you can keep commenting shows your true lack of intelligence and it doesn't surprise me you still believe in fairy tales seeing you have the mind of a five year old and that's being generous because I know five year olds smarter than you

    • @angryretailbanker5103
      @angryretailbanker5103 3 роки тому +4

      That’s not true.
      Bill Maher is also there.

    • @nevbillett7554
      @nevbillett7554 3 роки тому

      You think that because you've got your head up your arse

  • @Steveazencho
    @Steveazencho 9 років тому +39

    I saw a video where Chris Rock is interviewing George Carlin on his show in the late 90s before this one. In it George is talking about how talking against religion was worth to see the people squirm and move around in their seat. Just like the guy in the glasses did around 0:49

  • @jdt8983
    @jdt8983 3 роки тому +1

    Prayer does help in the sense that its meditative. Beyond that I agree

  • @dstreamerII
    @dstreamerII 5 років тому +7

    It was so smooth, how George compliments the Lovely young Woman in the debate
    who has presumed They are in opposition,
    so that She begins to lighten up and have an organic & friendly rapport, with Him.
    : D

  • @XolisykeswifeX
    @XolisykeswifeX 12 років тому +10

    i want the longer version. this seems pretty interesting. yay for carlin :p

  • @joseph_b319
    @joseph_b319 8 років тому +90

    All of these people except for Bill are out of Georges league.

    • @ThePi314Man
      @ThePi314Man 7 років тому +4

      joseph burtulato At least he used to be. Bill's devolved quite a bit in recent years.

    • @berealzalotdosays3245
      @berealzalotdosays3245 7 років тому +6

      joseph burtulato unfortunately Bill isn't either. he is nothing but a copy cat head nodder. Bill isnt clever, insightful, creative and
      frankly being funny is a concept he doesn't get. people say Bill is cutting edge and nothing could be further from the truth. he is such a pompous douche. he steals the ideas of others and purposely insults everybody that says different from him. it's pathetic to see someone want so desperately to be part of the counter culture because it's cool. Carlin, Hunter Tompkins, Bill Hicks and Burroughs were counter culture icons because they were themselves. Maher is nothing but a pathetic asshole with a huge ego and constantly stroking and observing his own persona.

    • @Kawamura2
      @Kawamura2 7 років тому +3

      +Berealzalot Dosays While all these things are true, i still love it when he riffs on religion. But that's just me. Whatever else you may think about him, he is not afraid to point out things that need pointing out about Christianity and Islam especially. So, he does *some* good anyway. Carlin, Hicks, et. al. are (were) light years beyond his league though, I agree.

    • @iloveyoumadhuri
      @iloveyoumadhuri 5 років тому +1

      joseph burtulato I am an atheist and agree with George and Bill, but the white man in the dark suit and light blue shirt and tie helped OJ get out of prison in his murder trial.

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 3 роки тому

      George would barely let anybody get a word in, had to dominate about 90% of that conversation.

  • @Odin50Cal
    @Odin50Cal 11 років тому +145

    "You're weak minded" "I DON'T CARE"
    Sums up religion.

    • @nevbillett7554
      @nevbillett7554 3 роки тому

      Ignorant Carlin and his weak minded disciples wouldn't know that religion is defined by God in Scripture as looking after widows and fatherless boys in their affliction

    • @Mii.2.0
      @Mii.2.0 3 роки тому +2

      @@nevbillett7554 He's defined as a lunatic who killed millions of people & animals. If you don't believe me, then you didn't really read the Bible.

    • @nevbillett7554
      @nevbillett7554 3 роки тому

      @@Mii.2.0 So you've read half the story then. You need to realize God created evil Isaiah 45:7 and He consigned (or jailed) everyone in disobedience (or sin) so that he could have mercy on everybody Romans 11:32. Evil and sin are not the same thing but I'm not going to write you a novel about all that.
      God came in the form of a man (Jesus) to demonstrate love so that we may follow Him. He did not come to condemn man , in fact He was not even counting man's sin against us 2Corinthians 5:19 God was already reconciled (at peace) with us because He loves us ; Jesus was begging us from the cross to be reconciled to Him and has given the message of reconciliation to His ministers of fire. God is a consuming fire and will burn off the dross of sin . God is the knowledge of good and evil and purposes all men to be saved from sin 1Timothy 2:4 and transformed into the full measure of the stature of Jesus Christ so that at the end of the ages all things are subjected to Himself so that He is all in all, everything to everyone 1Corinthians 15:28
      Oh i forgot, did you read about the two resurrections " As in Adam all die, even so in Christ all will be made alive " 1Corinthians 15:22
      " I have sworn by myself, the words have left my mouth in righteousness and will not be revoked, that to Me every knee will bow
      (worship) and every tongue will swear allegiance " Isaiah 45:23

    • @Mii.2.0
      @Mii.2.0 3 роки тому +2

      @@nevbillett7554 Are you suggesting God is merciful?
      *Ezekiel 9:6*
      "Slaughter the old men, the young men and women, the mothers and children, but do not touch anyone who has the mark. Begin at my sanctuary. So they began with the old men who were in front of the temple."
      *Ezekiel 22:26-27*
      “Therefore, Oholibah, this is what the Sovereign Lord says: I will stir up your lovers against you, those you turned away from in disgust, and I will bring them against you from every side- the Babylonians and all the Chaldeans, the men of Pekod and Shoa and Koa, and all the Assyrians with them, handsome young men, all of them governors and commanders, chariot officers and men of high rank, all mounted on horses. They will come against you with weapons, chariots and wagons and with a throng of people; they will take up positions against you on every side with large and small shields and with helmets. I will turn you over to them for punishment, and they will punish you according to their standards. I will direct my jealous anger against you, and they will deal with you in fury. They will cut off your noses and your ears, and those of you who are left will fall by the sword. They will take away your sons and daughters, and those of you who are left will be consumed by fire. They will also strip you of your clothes and take your fine jewelry. So I will put a stop to the lewdness and prostitution you began in Egypt. You will not look on these things with longing or remember Egypt anymore."
      *Joshua 10:5-11*
      "Then the five kings of the Amorites-the kings of Jerusalem, Hebron, Jarmuth, Lachish and Eglon-joined forces. They moved up with all their troops and took up positions against Gibeon and attacked it.
      The Gibeonites then sent word to Joshua in the camp at Gilgal: “Do not abandon your servants. Come up to us quickly and save us! Help us, because all the Amorite kings from the hill country have joined forces against us.”
      So Joshua marched up from Gilgal with his entire army, including all the best fighting men. The Lord said to Joshua, “Do not be afraid of them; I have given them into your hand. Not one of them will be able to withstand you.”
      After an all-night march from Gilgal, Joshua took them by surprise. The Lord threw them into confusion before Israel, so Joshua and the Israelites defeated them completely at Gibeon. Israel pursued them along the road going up to Beth Horon and cut them down all the way to Azekah and Makkedah. As they fled before Israel on the road down from Beth Horon to Azekah, the Lord hurled large hailstones down on them, and more of them died from the hail than were killed by the swords of the Israelites."
      *Joshua 8:1-28*
      Then the Lord said to Joshua, “Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged. Take the whole army with you, and go up and attack Ai. For I have delivered into your hands the king of Ai, his people, his city and his land.
      You shall do to Ai and its king as you did to Jericho and its king, except that you may carry off their plunder and livestock for yourselves. Set an ambush behind the city.”
      So Joshua and the whole army moved out to attack Ai. He chose thirty thousand of his best fighting men and sent them out at night with these orders: “Listen carefully. You are to set an ambush behind the city. Don’t go very far from it. All of you be on the alert. I and all those with me will advance on the city, and when the men come out against us, as they did before, we will flee from them. They will pursue us until we have lured them away from the city, for they will say, ‘They are running away from us as they did before.’ So when we flee from them, you are to rise up from ambush and take the city. The Lord your God will give it into your hand. When you have taken the city, set it on fire. Do what the Lord has commanded. See to it; you have my orders.”
      Then Joshua sent them off, and they went to the place of ambush and lay in wait between Bethel and Ai, to the west of Ai-but Joshua spent that night with the people.
      Early the next morning Joshua mustered his army, and he and the leaders of Israel marched before them to Ai. The entire force that was with him marched up and approached the city and arrived in front of it. They set up camp north of Ai, with the valley between them and the city. Joshua had taken about five thousand men and set them in ambush between Bethel and Ai, to the west of the city. So the soldiers took up their positions-with the main camp to the north of the city and the ambush to the west of it. That night Joshua went into the valley.
      When the king of Ai saw this, he and all the men of the city hurried out early in the morning to meet Israel in battle at a certain place overlooking the Arabah. But he did not know that an ambush had been set against him behind the city. Joshua and all Israel let themselves be driven back before them, and they fled toward the wilderness. All the men of Ai were called to pursue them, and they pursued Joshua and were lured away from the city. Not a man remained in Ai or Bethel who did not go after Israel. They left the city open and went in pursuit of Israel.
      Then the Lord said to Joshua, “Hold out toward Ai the javelin that is in your hand, for into your hand I will deliver the city.” So Joshua held out toward the city the javelin that was in his hand. As soon as he did this, the men in the ambush rose quickly from their position and rushed forward. They entered the city and captured it and quickly set it on fire.
      The men of Ai looked back and saw the smoke of the city rising up into the sky, but they had no chance to escape in any direction; the Israelites who had been fleeing toward the wilderness had turned back against their pursuers. For when Joshua and all Israel saw that the ambush had taken the city and that smoke was going up from it, they turned around and attacked the men of Ai. Those in the ambush also came out of the city against them, so that they were caught in the middle, with Israelites on both sides. Israel cut them down, leaving them neither survivors nor fugitives. But they took the king of Ai alive and brought him to Joshua.
      When Israel had finished killing all the men of Ai in the fields and in the wilderness where they had chased them, and when every one of them had been put to the sword, all the Israelites returned to Ai and killed those who were in it. Twelve thousand men and women fell that day-all the people of Ai. For Joshua did not draw back the hand that held out his javelin until he had destroyed all who lived in Ai. But Israel did carry off for themselves the livestock and plunder of this city, as the Lord had instructed Joshua.
      So Joshua burned Ai and made it a permanent heap of ruins, a desolate place to this day."
      *Judges 1:4-6*
      "When Judah attacked, the Lord gave the Canaanites and Perizzites into their hands, and they struck down ten thousand men at Bezek. It was there that they found Adoni-Bezek and fought against him, putting to rout the Canaanites and Perizzites. Adoni-Bezek fled, but they chased him and caught him, and cut off his thumbs and big toes."
      *Leviticus 20:13*
      "If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
      *Exodus 21:17*
      "Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death."
      Exodus 22:20
      "Whoever sacrifices to any god other than the Lord must be destroyed"
      God told us "thou shalt not kill". I guess he's a hypocrite. 🤔

    • @nevbillett7554
      @nevbillett7554 3 роки тому

      @@Mii.2.0 Guess we should let you run the show

  • @Egag642
    @Egag642 11 років тому +13

    "Because life is hard and you need to make up stories." Damn, I wasn't expecting her to admit it.

  • @Andrewbreeze316
    @Andrewbreeze316 3 роки тому +2

    The fact we still have Maher and not Carlin is crushing

  • @Sam-pv7bd
    @Sam-pv7bd 4 роки тому +5

    I love how Carlin said in his HBO special It's Bad For Ya, that politicians saying "God Bless America" at the end of every speech is a verbal tick that they can’t get ride of. God doesn’t want to bless America.
    Also, never get into an argument with George Carlin about religion. He will win each and every time. He is the absolute boss.

    • @Sam-pv7bd
      @Sam-pv7bd 4 роки тому +2

      Markee S. I also love when George does his swearing on the Bible routine and says "Here’s another one of these civic customs: swearing on the Bible. Do you understand that shit? They tell you to raise your right hand, place your left hand on the Bible. Does this stuff really matter? Which hand? Does God really give a fuck about details like this? Suppose you put right hand on the Bible, you raise your left hand. Would that count? Or would God say: Sorry, wrong hand! Try again!” A little later in the routine he says "Let’s get back to the Bible: America’s favorite national theatrical prop". I love when he says that. Him saying that the Bible is America’s favorite national theatrical prop makes the Bible sound like something you use for a play or movie.
      I also love when he talks about Christian Athletes in Back in Town and says "And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose? Not a word. You never hear them say “Jesus made me drop the ball.” “The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.” According to these guys Jesus is undefeated, meanwhile these assholes are in last place. Must be another one of those “miracles.”
      It bugs me when people thank God for everything. Winning sports games, finding a potential cure for Coronavirus, etc. Why would God care who wins sports games? Do people really believe that God has favorite sports teams? Why would God want one team to lose? Doesn’t sound like something God would do. He’s supposed to love everyone but how can he love everyone if he let’s one team win and one team lose? Do people honestly think God is up there watching Monday Night Football on his flatscreen TV and deciding which teams he'll allow to win that week? I’m not an atheist but I do question the point of religion much more after watching George Carlin. I think the world would be a much happier place without religion. There would be no wars over religion, everybody could focus on themselves and doing good things for people and not focus on a spooky incompetent father figure who doesn’t give a shit.

    • @lylecrawford2794
      @lylecrawford2794 4 роки тому

      @@Sam-pv7bd Ha, that reminds me of this Seinfeld episode with Puddy: ua-cam.com/video/ftUR6AFTNMA/v-deo.html

    • @maryannlockwood7806
      @maryannlockwood7806 3 роки тому

      I can’t wait till we have an openly atheist politician that is not afraid to leave the God complex behind.

  • @TheKinggmeleo
    @TheKinggmeleo 3 роки тому +1

    I love when a conversation is just one person talking and the other one just listens because the one that’s talking refuses to listen to anything the other person has to say.
    Makes for a great conversation.

  • @weiskl887
    @weiskl887 3 роки тому +15

    Man created God in his own image LOL.

  • @dennisarnold2250
    @dennisarnold2250 3 роки тому +1

    Greatest comedian in the world and most truthful as well....

  • @giojiu
    @giojiu 11 років тому +27

    "Life is hard and you need to make up stories" :(

  • @shanehutchinson6350
    @shanehutchinson6350 3 роки тому +23

    "Life is hard and you need to make up stories to get through it" WTF, LADY???????

    • @bbbfnfnfnf8415
      @bbbfnfnfnf8415 3 роки тому +1

      Religjion in a nutshell?!

    • @xa-69prototype-19
      @xa-69prototype-19 3 роки тому

      She's got a point. But don't compile those stories into a book.

    • @BuGGyBoBerl
      @BuGGyBoBerl 3 роки тому +1

      yeah and she adds "we are all arrogant"....

  • @biller2000
    @biller2000 5 років тому +12

    George
    Makes interesting points based on logic

  • @thunderbolt3331
    @thunderbolt3331 5 років тому +4

    We need to pray because we don’t know what’s best for us and god does because he knows everything . When we pray we have internal peace that we have done our best and now everything is up to god, and we will be satisfied with the results.

  • @waynemiller6070
    @waynemiller6070 3 роки тому +9

    It's kind of sad that grown ups still believe in their imaginary childhood friend.

  • @scottbussell6124
    @scottbussell6124 3 роки тому

    I met George Carlin,I am a Christian,but I still love him even though I don't agree with him on this subject. He was very kind to me.
    Rest in peace sir.🙂

  • @badassmalificent
    @badassmalificent 5 років тому +30

    I love when he puts ignorance in its place.

  • @jaworskij
    @jaworskij 5 років тому +3

    I wish people on panels would allow others to speak without speaking over top them. That's my prayer.

  • @brachiator1
    @brachiator1 4 роки тому +3

    Good to see this clip again. I love how one of the guests tried to offer the weak argument that people should believe in God to avoid becoming "arrogant."

  • @umutbak2083
    @umutbak2083 3 роки тому +1

    we turks can't talk about god in turkey.unfortunately ıf we talk about god people think we are devils but it's my pleasure listen to people like george carlin.he is the best comedian in the world
    greetings from ordu
    my english is not very well so ı am sorry

  • @majmunbezgaca5220
    @majmunbezgaca5220 5 років тому +6

    he was here just a moment ago... :)

  • @anthonyanguiano5348
    @anthonyanguiano5348 5 років тому +3

    Thank you George Carlin!

  • @danaelona4081
    @danaelona4081 6 років тому +5

    Love george carlin

  • @angrycollector7012
    @angrycollector7012 4 роки тому +1

    George is a legend.

  • @Bridar9
    @Bridar9 3 роки тому +7

    Lady: "But I don't denigrate people who believe in a god". George: "OH, I DO"

  • @randycollins4887
    @randycollins4887 3 роки тому +2

    Every lknee shall bow and every tongue shall confess that Jesus is Lord !! These guys are in trouble.

    • @maryannlockwood7806
      @maryannlockwood7806 3 роки тому

      That’s the problem with religion. You think anyone who doesn’t believe exactly what you believe is in “trouble“. If that’s the case then I don’t think any of us should have anything to do with it. There is safety in numbers!🤷🏻‍♀️. Secularism is on the rise.

  • @KodyWalker
    @KodyWalker 8 років тому +4

    i cant stop laughing during this.

  • @VetinariClone
    @VetinariClone 12 років тому

    I dunno I like how honest she was. She was saying I just believe and pray because I'm arrogant and want to feel good, that kind of honesty from someone who professes a belief in god is refreshing.

  • @4TheRecord
    @4TheRecord 12 років тому +3

    0:40 Notice how the guy moves his chair away slightly

  • @thisisfofy8498
    @thisisfofy8498 4 місяці тому

    i love george carlin and i respect his views.
    in Islam , prayers (duaas) can change your predefined destiny if god accepted it.

  • @MRK1099
    @MRK1099 4 роки тому +7

    "because life is hard and you need to make up stories"? Bro, this is the stone age in many ways...

  • @wickedchef
    @wickedchef 3 роки тому +1

    George was the most honest & rational person in the room. And even in death, he still is.

  • @bewimotos
    @bewimotos 3 роки тому +3

    Carlin had alot of patience for people arguing BS.. lol

  • @seansinclair257
    @seansinclair257 3 роки тому

    THE WORLD NEEDS GEORGE CARLIN RIGHT NOW!

  • @dredoc1
    @dredoc1 8 років тому +3

    Praying only helps the person who is praying feel better

    • @Alinntatul
      @Alinntatul 8 років тому

      +dredoc and feel even worse when his praying doesn't come true, right? Is it logical to you?

    • @dredoc1
      @dredoc1 8 років тому

      +Alinntatul what? Logical?

    • @Havenjeus
      @Havenjeus 8 років тому

      The creator isn't always logical that is true....

    • @dredoc1
      @dredoc1 8 років тому

      Illuminate to the Heavens! Not only is this creator illogical..

    • @Havenjeus
      @Havenjeus 8 років тому

      That's what I said rofl.

  • @younglife503
    @younglife503 11 років тому +1

    George Carlin is a legend

  • @jlong613
    @jlong613 10 років тому +37

    Well at least they admitted that the whole thing is a made up story.

    • @jlong613
      @jlong613 3 роки тому +2

      @Teutonic Nordwind 2:26 "...because life is hard and you need to make up stories", there.

    • @maciejcholewa3796
      @maciejcholewa3796 3 роки тому

      @Teutonic Nordwind yes she subconsciously admitted that her faith is just made up story to comfort her mind.

    • @maciejcholewa3796
      @maciejcholewa3796 3 роки тому

      @Teutonic Nordwind i don't have to prove its made up story, it's not I who believe it:)

  • @unggrabb
    @unggrabb 3 роки тому +1

    Faith is the concious suspension of rational thought.

  • @richardlow3062
    @richardlow3062 4 роки тому +7

    Praying is a form of mental illness - well said George.

    • @dustyparker4806
      @dustyparker4806 3 роки тому

      God said “the fool says there is no God”. The only mental illness is being fool enough to believe there is no God. Ask him into your heart sincerely and to reveal that He is real to you. Then you’ll know. There is no proof on paper. It’s using your free will to give him a chance. Carlin would definitely say something opposite if he could come back.

    • @lilbill2322
      @lilbill2322 3 роки тому +1

      @@dustyparker4806 funny how nobody ever mentions all the shatty things he allegedly said whilst in defense of his infinite goodness.
      Some people in a city did something.
      God: kill everyone by turning them to salt.
      Some people did something.
      God: Kill them all. Flood the planet, save a few.
      Some guys lost there wives.
      God: no problem, take your daughter.
      Some lady did something.
      God: Kill her, Hit her with a brick.
      This is contradictory to a loving god.
      Imo the Bible beats cnn hands down for fake news.

    • @hobnob666
      @hobnob666 3 роки тому

      @@dustyparker4806 You got evidence for God & free will both? Of course not. So why should we believe you? Just because you feel like it?

  • @stratdx
    @stratdx 3 роки тому +2

    A smart man playing with mere children.

  • @jayrosen6663
    @jayrosen6663 5 років тому +5

    We pray to him on his day off, no way to treat a friend-George Carlin

  • @riftsalty7562
    @riftsalty7562 4 роки тому +2

    this mans ahead of his time

  • @iUseVegas
    @iUseVegas 3 роки тому +4

    "life is hard, you need to make up stories" that's fine so long as you admit they are just stories... 3 little pigs shouldn't be taken literally ffs

  • @robynkulp6946
    @robynkulp6946 3 роки тому

    God blesses you and me and others every day!!! George God gave you the gift of comedy!!!

    • @xa-69prototype-19
      @xa-69prototype-19 3 роки тому

      God gave him suffering, and he rebelled it with comedy

  • @CreetureFeature
    @CreetureFeature 3 роки тому +5

    That guy next to him is so indoctrinated in his religion, he moved his chair away from Genious George 🤠

  • @Claretblue18
    @Claretblue18 13 років тому +2

    I love how everyone else on the show is against Carlin yet he just puts his point across so comprehensively he makes all three of them look stupid.
    George Carlin,
    True legend,
    RIP

  • @shauntaylor7654
    @shauntaylor7654 3 роки тому +5

    The NT gospels are not history. The Jesus story is a myth placed back into an historical setting.

  • @V8AmericanMuscleCar
    @V8AmericanMuscleCar 3 роки тому

    I believe in family and friends... ❤️
    He said it right!

  • @Justasmile1000
    @Justasmile1000 3 роки тому +8

    The lady just admitted she was imagining shit to get through life. I wonder what she's deal with.

  • @Boshunz
    @Boshunz 6 років тому +2

    It's the same as people who use drugs. Just another coping mechanism. Better than using drugs, but still just a way to cope with life.

  • @scruffydelilah1186
    @scruffydelilah1186 7 років тому +4

    Our egos will not accept that we are insignificant and that we would experience "nothing" when we die. That's why people are religious.

    • @BradleyCoopertest
      @BradleyCoopertest 5 років тому

      Winnie coopr That is Exactly right. I love this comment.

  • @Transformers217
    @Transformers217 11 років тому

    George Carlin fucking owned those people! I do miss him.

  • @tomna1955
    @tomna1955 3 роки тому +3

    God is patient with us. But His Judgement comes. Prayer is good and necessary, and all science proves God exists....Love and Honor the Holy Word of God in the Bible.

    • @W42PZ
      @W42PZ 3 роки тому

      Deluded fool!

    • @arthurunknown8972
      @arthurunknown8972 3 роки тому

      Everything in that sentence is untrue. Please support your empty assertions.

    • @StopMAGA
      @StopMAGA 3 роки тому

      If faith is the only thing that makes something certain, then it is uncertain.

    • @StopMAGA
      @StopMAGA 3 роки тому

      I've come to the conclusion
      that the hardest thing to do
      is admitting a delusion
      you believe in isn't true.

  • @kamyarnemati
    @kamyarnemati 3 роки тому +1

    The more you know or understand the harder the life becomes for you.

  • @robbs808
    @robbs808 12 років тому +3

    HAHA she painly admited she doesn't really belive ''because life is hard so we need to make up stories to get through it'' lol

  • @MrFishface5
    @MrFishface5 3 роки тому

    you got to love george

  • @hunterlacasse7068
    @hunterlacasse7068 8 років тому +3

    I felt like ripping their heads off for arguing with George, blind people have a lethal outlook on life.

  • @tonysutton3996
    @tonysutton3996 3 роки тому +1

    Carlin is sorely missed

  • @kimachiyokomoto1859
    @kimachiyokomoto1859 5 років тому +3

    Exactly its rediculas the imaginary friend syndrome! 😂😂😂😂 Believe in your SELF!👍👍

    • @alegnalowe3679
      @alegnalowe3679 3 роки тому

      Thats no shit! Noone else will.live free of bullshit and negative people.this is all we get being one life.lets love and enjoy it as much as possible.

  • @michaelmarino3013
    @michaelmarino3013 4 роки тому

    Gives me comfort.whether it going into to air or someone.george is fine in his view.

  • @chaosrave
    @chaosrave 11 років тому +6

    I also believe in a god but i dont believe in a "good" god... I just believe in a creator who created a sandbox called the universe and left it to its own devices... and god doesnt have to be a person or have a conscious, i believe its just what began existence... cool stuff lol

  • @BastionBasementdrink
    @BastionBasementdrink 11 років тому

    This is what I've been looking for. Thanks

  • @Redstar2613
    @Redstar2613 13 років тому +6

    Family can be God? That's one of the dumbest things I've heard in a very long time

    • @alegnalowe3679
      @alegnalowe3679 3 роки тому

      No shit!the invisible man can ne the dad who left nefore you were born.no calls no letters or birthday cards.just some lame father figure you think will come back to see you someday.

  • @dandansen571
    @dandansen571 3 роки тому +2

    Man, I miss Carlin.

  • @jonathanbecker781
    @jonathanbecker781 10 років тому +3

    These two groups of people are coming to a Crossroads:
    George Carlin is talking about the Perceptual God (the God that is recognized by both Church and State)
    The other people are talking about the Belief God (the God that is intrinsically discovered) - mainly through a sense of needing Hope.
    What the problem is - is that there are two meanings of the word God; the one you can through senses come to grasp and the one that you have to find for yourself mentally and spiritually.
    As for the UFO's - people are just more accustomed to the God Argument to treat it with more preference than the UFO's. We truthfully do not have substantial proof for either.

    • @o2xb
      @o2xb 5 років тому

      We have scripture like Quran which tells us of gods existence along with prophets that were sent down to all n0ations to believe in God. Where is such scriptures and messengers attributed to aliens who ask people to worship them ?

  • @kuwinsitall
    @kuwinsitall 7 років тому

    Isn't it remarkable that faith & prayer are so ingrained into our culture that it takes an articulate & hilarious genius such as Carlin to point it out more effectively than so many others? You basically have to be a titan of thought or people won't listen to you when you call it bullshit.

  • @robertdunkessr2303
    @robertdunkessr2303 8 років тому +17

    On his deathbed he said his fans could pray for him if they thought it would help.

    • @danielbradley2163
      @danielbradley2163 7 років тому +4

      Robert Dunkes SR Fuck off Robert you cretin

    • @tobygray9382
      @tobygray9382 7 років тому +1

      Absolute rubbish.
      Even if he did say it, he would be referring to helping the fans feel better, not himself.

    • @robertdunkessr2303
      @robertdunkessr2303 7 років тому +2

      Why do atheists hate so much. Live and let live. I believe in god but I also believe in humanity. I dont slam atheists, I dont hate people who dont believe in god.

    • @tobygray9382
      @tobygray9382 7 років тому +1

      Who said anything about hate?

    • @evoke2976
      @evoke2976 7 років тому

      omg is that true???

  • @MrKasperbang9210
    @MrKasperbang9210 9 років тому

    George Carlin a fucking legend !!!!